3 SCARY GAMES #70

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @SunsetEnvy
    @SunsetEnvy 3 года назад +19843

    Seeing "press shift to run" in real life would be terrifying as fuck

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +606

      Huh. Now that u say this, it is true

    • @1HeroSociety1
      @1HeroSociety1 3 года назад +520

      I told my mom I was going to do that in a random place..... I hope you see it when I do

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 года назад +251

      I was thinking about putting that irl

    • @lordook5413
      @lordook5413 3 года назад +317

      ALT-F4 your life

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 3 года назад +443

      I accidently read this as press shift to fuck

  • @luisaucedo
    @luisaucedo 3 года назад +1703

    I like how mark's defense mechanism is literally to say hi

  • @JohnWick-sk2zx
    @JohnWick-sk2zx 3 года назад +10253

    Since lixian is gonna be a father soon he deserves a raise, cus he’ll have to take care of two babies

  • @geesegoosegeesegoose
    @geesegoosegeesegoose 2 года назад +366

    19:30 the mix of emotions he feels here, the confusion, the fear, the disappointment, the holding back his laughter and trying to keep a straight face. it's poetic

  • @specimen5481
    @specimen5481 3 года назад +3290

    "it's ok, I'm a journalist" is the plot of most horror games.

    • @KillerDitto77
      @KillerDitto77 3 года назад +80

      "I've covered wars y'know?"

    • @hw_yozoraVODS
      @hw_yozoraVODS 3 года назад +15

      @@KillerDitto77 was going to do this one, you're faster :D

    • @MoreThanARose
      @MoreThanARose 3 года назад +19

      You cannot be more right. There’s at least seventy scary movies and games I can thunk of that start with “I’m filming this because-“…

    • @keairapollard2517
      @keairapollard2517 3 года назад +9

      Have you seen journalists tho? They'd do anything for a good news story ahah

    • @percyitsillegal4224
      @percyitsillegal4224 3 года назад +18

      Outlast :D

  • @TheTrekkie12
    @TheTrekkie12 3 года назад +1533

    i love Lixian's little character popping around the screen like "no he's an idiot, do not graffiti keyboard controls anywhere"

    • @darkmaster4598
      @darkmaster4598 3 года назад +16

      I got it, that's lixian thanks

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 года назад +13

      *Press 'SHIFT' to viev this response.*

    • @WhoTookQuwhu
      @WhoTookQuwhu 3 года назад +2

      @@darkmaster4598 its not

    • @adamgreenhill110
      @adamgreenhill110 3 года назад +2

      I personally find it cringeworthy and unfunny, not saying it is, just my opinion

    • @RandomVO
      @RandomVO 3 года назад +10

      It's almost like cartoon Lixian is his little conscience trying to help him.

  • @toastytaco2499
    @toastytaco2499 3 года назад +4976

    I really want to see “Press shift to run” in an abandoned parking lot now

    • @XxUnderKanexX
      @XxUnderKanexX 3 года назад +73

      I'd be like: yo what the heck-

    • @yokai1715
      @yokai1715 3 года назад +47

      Oh just let me spray paint it there, fr though I have a lot of spray paint- ;-;

    • @dancho0012
      @dancho0012 3 года назад +2

      Don Tomi de La Giyuu

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 года назад +31

      All fun and games till you saw it only on your vision

    • @landenlance2319
      @landenlance2319 3 года назад +20

      Whelp...
      There goes all of my spray paint

  • @OGtinawolf
    @OGtinawolf 3 года назад +918

    The last game is based off of Junji's story, The Woman Next Door! I was fangirling because that's my favorite Junji Ito story. Also, that cat is actually based off of one of Junji's cats who has what looks to be a skull on his back.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 3 года назад +38

      Yon! He's so cute! Junji Ito is such a cat dad, it's adorable.

    • @bashura_0019
      @bashura_0019 3 года назад +7

      I don't know which book "The Woman Next Door" came from specifically. I would like to know and I would happily buy the manga

    • @petrwarthursty2011
      @petrwarthursty2011 2 года назад +2

      Boy next door

    • @bashura_0019
      @bashura_0019 Год назад

      @Pedro Leonardo ohh ok. Thanks so much

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 11 месяцев назад

      I have to ask; out of everything Ito’s done, The Woman Next Door is your favorite? Not judging, really, idk it seemed like one of his “wouldn’t that be weird?” Stories to me

  • @beepboop3812
    @beepboop3812 3 года назад +2497

    Lixian is genuinely the best editor you’ve ever had. I know editors come and go but he doesn’t just smooth out your videos, he enhances them. His humor and his little cartoon character paired with Mark’s reactions is hilarious. I hope he’s here to stay & thank you to both Mark for picking Lixian and to Lixian himself for his excellent work.

    • @PanFroggo14
      @PanFroggo14 3 года назад +77

      I’ve never agreed more! Lixian is amazing :)

    • @bdsy8839
      @bdsy8839 3 года назад +77

      He deserves that raise he asked for

    • @pulsegamin4790
      @pulsegamin4790 3 года назад +15

      I think he is pretty bad. A good editor does not make the video about himself, especially one that is for a horror game. The best editors are not noticeable but Lixian is downright distracting.

    • @kaidenbaker3052
      @kaidenbaker3052 3 года назад +182

      @@pulsegamin4790 nah, lixian doesn’t make the vid about him, he just adds humor and makes the vids more fun to watch

    • @abyzz6252
      @abyzz6252 3 года назад +104

      @@pulsegamin4790 ik for a fact you liked ur own comment cuz ain't no way anyone else agrees, lixian is one of the best editors I've seen on ANY channel

  • @kurmyshaharris7367
    @kurmyshaharris7367 3 года назад +1818

    The way Mark's expression shifted from one of pure fear to slight lust as he realised the lady in black was _very tall_

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 3 года назад +161

      dmitrescu all over again.

    • @tydurand
      @tydurand 3 года назад +29

      Well said

    • @karensalva340
      @karensalva340 3 года назад +50

      He respects the power

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 3 года назад +16

      Appropriate genetics, to make sure his offspring won't be as short as him. Sadly, she's a robo.

    • @tiredfrogg2466
      @tiredfrogg2466 2 года назад +22

      the man has a type that type being tall and in a game

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +4420

    Mark: "Nothing ever really changes."
    Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

    • @felixtjoanda3841
      @felixtjoanda3841 3 года назад +238

      Mark: *smiles creepily*
      Lixian: "Except my salary, right?"

    • @rykooch
      @rykooch 3 года назад +29

      Me: "Presses the like button"

    • @Beetle_soup20
      @Beetle_soup20 3 года назад +25

      r-right?.... mark?

    • @sunnydayway1213
      @sunnydayway1213 3 года назад +8

      @Laera *-* underrated.. periodt- 💅

    • @killercobra7987
      @killercobra7987 3 года назад +7

      Nice that one was good

  • @spaghettiwilddog
    @spaghettiwilddog 3 года назад +589

    19:25 that’s a true horror right there being scared to death by someone ripping ass in front of their face I haven’t stop wheezing by A. Mark getting scared by a fart and B. Been getting scared by mark’s reaction 🤣😂

  • @TheManBehlndTheSlaughter
    @TheManBehlndTheSlaughter 3 года назад +4710

    Markiplier saying he'll give Lixian a raise:
    Lixian: SAY LESS

  • @r0b0t1ctree6
    @r0b0t1ctree6 3 года назад +2989

    The cat from the last game is actually Junji Ito's, or rather his wife's, real life cat "Yon". Ito wrote an autobiographical manga about him, his wife, and their cats. It's still drawn in his regular style though, so a lot of it still looks quite scary lol

    • @heroboof8595
      @heroboof8595 3 года назад +108

      i wanted to see if someone else pointed that out! i love yon... junji ito's cat diary is an absolute must-read!

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 года назад +5

      Aw!

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 3 года назад +21

      @@heroboof8595 hey... newbie here, may I ask what mangas or light novels of Junji Ito would you recommend for someone starting reading his content?
      Sorry to bother you

    • @Explorerofshadows
      @Explorerofshadows 3 года назад +28

      @@ikelldagay1801 I would start with either h
      Hellstar Remina or Uzumaki.

    • @heroboof8595
      @heroboof8595 3 года назад +25

      @@Explorerofshadows gonna second this! uzumaki was my introduction to junji ito's work, it's absolutely excellent.

  • @samanddeanfan2009
    @samanddeanfan2009 3 года назад +3747

    Markiplier: encourages graffiti
    Next day in the news: “graffiti has been popping up in rural areas describing instructions on how to play video games.”

  • @kelliemullin8504
    @kelliemullin8504 3 года назад +254

    I just adore Lixian's little character and edits. They make markiplier's videos funnier (not that mark isn't great on his own)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +7053

    Markiplier: "I am encouraging graffiti"
    Imagine someone actually writing "press shift to run" in the middle of a forest

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 3 года назад +481

      i want to do that just to terrify someone

    • @McNimicGaming
      @McNimicGaming 3 года назад +306

      *pulls out keyboard* it not doing anything

    • @Epicnossity
      @Epicnossity 3 года назад +229

      i swear that's going to give someone a panic attack 😂

    • @James-pr5tp
      @James-pr5tp 3 года назад +141

      im actually gonna do it /srs

    • @SynicalStuff
      @SynicalStuff 3 года назад +50

      i see u everywhere, calliope, superjombombo, and now here

  • @t.d.tthedragontamer2764
    @t.d.tthedragontamer2764 3 года назад +820

    I love how after markiplier says that he should give lixian a raise, lixian does everything in his power to get the raise

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 3 года назад +3483

    Imagine walking into a dark old abandoned building and seeing “press SHIFT to run”

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 3 года назад +132

      that’d be terrifying lmao i’d think the whole world wasn’t real 💀

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 года назад +15

      @William Mooring what?

    • @trexindominus8119
      @trexindominus8119 3 года назад +100

      Imagine if you saw a quicksave icon after seeing that
      *Quicksaving*

    • @kitzoneee
      @kitzoneee 3 года назад +17

      Leave a medical kit nearby

    • @maksumnoiz136
      @maksumnoiz136 3 года назад +23

      I can’t help but feel like attaching a sign like that to an abandoned warehouse just to see what happens.

  • @katpereira
    @katpereira 3 года назад +1240

    I love how mark interacts with Lixian😭😭 editors are underrated as fuck.

  • @clab5407
    @clab5407 3 года назад +3005

    I love how mark went so quickly from “eugh, you’re TALL 🤢” to “oh. OH. You’re ~tall~ 😏”

    • @TheGreatMasos
      @TheGreatMasos 3 года назад +291

      I got Lady Dimitrescu vibes from that.

    • @paradiche8925
      @paradiche8925 3 года назад +94

      Lady-d refrence

    • @melloniethoma6217
      @melloniethoma6217 3 года назад +80

      I thought he was going to simp after the tall robo-spider lady as much as he did Alcina.

    • @phntmjosh47
      @phntmjosh47 3 года назад +48

      Came here to reference Lady D vibes… glad to see it already here lol

    • @DavisStevenson
      @DavisStevenson 3 года назад +26

      the power, so respactable

  • @2Neurotic2Wizard2
    @2Neurotic2Wizard2 3 года назад +2010

    Mark: “you’re tall”
    Mark: *gets lady d flash backs*
    Mark: “you’re tall~”

    • @liekhowtf
      @liekhowtf 3 года назад +29

      * thinks about lady demitrescu

    • @derpdude32
      @derpdude32 3 года назад +51

      " *Gasp You're taller."
      "How fuckin dare you"

    • @datone2406
      @datone2406 3 года назад +9

      its HACHISHAKUSAMA the japanes 8 foot tall lady

    • @XylitolEnjoyer
      @XylitolEnjoyer 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @Kissalege
      @Kissalege 3 года назад +4

      @@XylitolEnjoyer 0:00 - 32:54 no need To thank me

  • @kirbymexicano7301
    @kirbymexicano7301 3 года назад +1247

    Markiplier: *plays 3 random games*
    RUclips: yeah, this looks like FNAF to me

    • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan 3 года назад +60

      I find it funny that whenever mark does a video like this RUclips defaults to FnaF because that's the thing he is known for

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 3 года назад +9

      Wait what

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 3 года назад +14

      I mean, I could never be completely accurate because he’s playing 3 games. The closest it can be is just saying “Gaming”.

    • @erikagnieser6215
      @erikagnieser6215 3 года назад +6

      @@darkx6869 In the description is FNAF for some reason

    • @karisuagl6212
      @karisuagl6212 3 года назад +1

      Considering Marki always playing FNAF, I guess why not?

  • @rory3044
    @rory3044 2 года назад +262

    Mark: Local people disappearing along that very same local forest road
    Me: LoCaL rOaDs TaKe Me HoMe To ThE pLaCe I bElOnG

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 года назад +2376

    Mark: “I’m pretty sure a janitor would bleed if you cut them.”
    Me: “Excellent observation Mark!”

    • @taz3rgamer247
      @taz3rgamer247 3 года назад +18

      I liked when Lixian turned up the spookage

    • @JSE_shejdkfjdhdh
      @JSE_shejdkfjdhdh 3 года назад +6

      I’ve seen a janitor at my school have a huge cut and lot’s of blood came out

    • @DieManDust
      @DieManDust 3 года назад +1

      Think Mark!

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +2

      Mark’s a smart cookie :)

    • @nachonathan8334
      @nachonathan8334 3 года назад +3

      Your invincible until you become a janitor

  • @j.e.l4648
    @j.e.l4648 3 года назад +551

    In the third game, the cat with the "cursed face" is a reference to one of Junji Ito's first physical manga called "Junji Ito's Cat Diary" the cat that appears in the game was one of the author's real pets. His name was Yon.

    • @Mr.Baldimore
      @Mr.Baldimore 3 года назад +1

      𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥

    • @echo3788
      @echo3788 3 года назад +34

      it's always nice to see some junji ito stuff, even if it's just references

    • @itsEmmylie6857
      @itsEmmylie6857 3 года назад +6

      Awe nice. Love his horror works. Makes me question my existence and sanity.

    • @Zulk_RS
      @Zulk_RS 3 года назад +6

      Wasn't that one of the only Junji Ito mangas that wasn't actually horror. People looked freaky but it wasn't really a horror manga. Are there any other works of his that aren't horror?

    • @dramaticaldragon
      @dramaticaldragon 3 года назад +1

      @@Zulk_RS no that's about it

  • @derekghost9543
    @derekghost9543 3 года назад +966

    Fun fact, that cat is actually from junji itos manga he did about his cats. The joke is its a totally normal story, but since it's done in itos brand of spooky art, it looks terrifying.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +30

      No wonder I found it familiar!
      Edit- turns out, I had already played the game before and now I'm crying about how my reaction was when I first played it lool.
      The limb enhancers were really cool ngl and the animation??✨
      And Mark's reaction is just 👌💀

    • @alphagiga4878
      @alphagiga4878 3 года назад +4

      So was the lady a robot? Not paranormal?

    • @triskadancer
      @triskadancer 3 года назад +76

      @@alphagiga4878 A lot of Junji Ito's work tends to end abruptly and with no explanation, which kind of adds to the unsettling feeling since there's no closure. It's still pretty freaky even with her being 'just' a robot - who made her? What IS she doing over there? Why is she skittering around like that?! etc

    • @alphagiga4878
      @alphagiga4878 3 года назад +12

      @@triskadancer from what I gather, she is some assassin robot created by some shady gov organization, and she is living there as a test run

    • @brileysbloodd
      @brileysbloodd 3 года назад +4

      i love junji ito

  • @CallMeKes
    @CallMeKes 3 года назад +102

    Honestly I think my favorite part of Mark's videos are the full blown conversations with Lixian.

  • @johannav2002
    @johannav2002 3 года назад +2682

    I’m going to graffiti this on a tree in the forest:
    “DO NOT PLUH”

    • @jermaenjoyer
      @jermaenjoyer 3 года назад +95

      me in the middle of some random forest walking into that tree: “oh hey that’s from that one markiplier video”

    • @user-dy7dj6tv5b
      @user-dy7dj6tv5b 3 года назад +13

      *proceeds to pluh*

    • @BxGStone
      @BxGStone 3 года назад +1

      Better yet, tag a rock on the side of a hiking trail "Press Shift To Sprint"

    • @chillycandle2007
      @chillycandle2007 3 года назад +2

      Do not pl

  • @Webi
    @Webi 3 года назад +6139

    Why is no one talking about the second game... That ending had me crying for 3 minutes straight.

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 3 года назад +150

      same bro.

    • @JesterEnthusiast
      @JesterEnthusiast 3 года назад +251

      Literally just saw someone else that said they were laughing at it lol

    • @wowyoupunk333
      @wowyoupunk333 3 года назад +93

      I’m watching this at 4 am, is it that scary

    • @user-dy7dj6tv5b
      @user-dy7dj6tv5b 3 года назад +41

      @@wowyoupunk333 ...... Lmao

    • @jbrennan381
      @jbrennan381 3 года назад +155

      @@wowyoupunk333 I mean...if you consider sharts scary...

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 3 года назад +819

    Mark: “You… are evil!”
    Lixian: “I know.”

  • @cramuel256
    @cramuel256 2 года назад +75

    "Press shift to run" - Markiplier is going to be my senior quote

  • @Elementroar
    @Elementroar 3 года назад +266

    That cat is Junji Ito’s cat! He draws it like that in his Cat Diary series (which is based on his real life cats), and he says that cat is cursed not only cos of its funky face, but because the pattern on its back looks like a skull.

    • @blank9493
      @blank9493 3 года назад

      If this information is true, then it is very intriguing, thanks

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 3 года назад +1

      Some say "cursed", I call it awesome.

    • @KwissSummers
      @KwissSummers 3 года назад +2

      i thought the lady next door turned the rock guy into the cat.

    • @karma-bomb
      @karma-bomb 3 года назад +1

      @@blank9493 i believe his cat is named Yon.

  • @milk3641
    @milk3641 3 года назад +5289

    Mr Jorkman is actually the funniest game over ever seen. Not even lying

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 года назад +49

      That says a lot about you, lol

    • @milk3641
      @milk3641 3 года назад +143

      @@MDG-mykys name a funnier game

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 года назад +64

      @@milk3641 ur mom, lol, gottem.
      Jk, idk.

    • @feetlunatic5134
      @feetlunatic5134 3 года назад +25

      funny fard

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 3 года назад +59

      @@feetlunatic5134 hey, at least I tried not to be rude.

  • @johnbickle8457
    @johnbickle8457 3 года назад +31

    i had to replay Mr. Jorkmon's unfortunate end not because of the fiery fart of death but because of Mark's reaction. Truly a masterpiece.

  • @misssavage7231
    @misssavage7231 3 года назад +377

    Mark: Oh hey, you're tall....
    *Im telling lady dimitrescu you're cheating on her*

    • @8.E.T.8
      @8.E.T.8 3 года назад +22

      Amy: 👁👄👁

    • @Kahlan_Amnell_
      @Kahlan_Amnell_ 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure that WAS Lady D

  • @jillp.icklle
    @jillp.icklle 3 года назад +553

    "You're tall... You're tall.. You're VERY tall"
    Me: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

  • @lithose1764
    @lithose1764 3 года назад +1667

    “Shes tall. She’s very tall.”
    No mark NOT ANOTHER TALL HORROR LADY.

    • @four4444Function
      @four4444Function 3 года назад +60

      I can't belllieve he didn't scream at the top of his lungs "Lady Dimitrescu!"

    • @michellemccloy823
      @michellemccloy823 3 года назад +16

      He also likes woman statues....."Hellloo baaaayyy bah!" Lol

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 3 года назад +30

      It's not a sexual thing okay? It's about the power, very respectable power.

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад

      Haha you funny

    • @aaronlfcynwa2951
      @aaronlfcynwa2951 3 года назад

      @@Phantom-qr1ug lol someone's salty

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad Год назад +183

    Call me a kid or immature but the random abrupt ending of Mr. Jorkmon made me wheeze 💀

    • @sleeparalysisdemon1164
      @sleeparalysisdemon1164 11 месяцев назад +10

      Don't worry, we all did 💀

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth 9 месяцев назад +6

      My god, it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @idchunn
      @idchunn 6 месяцев назад +3

      The way mark went eeeh and stepped away at the fart sent me and the crumpled up black figure reminded me so much of purple guy for some reason😂 i re-watched it like 10 times already and my body hurts from laughing💀

  • @LilDellBoy
    @LilDellBoy 3 года назад +89

    The fact that Markimoo gives dialogue as if Lixion was actually there, allowing for amazing animated inserts, sets the bar SO HIGH!
    Been a thought I've had for a while now of course, just felt like it needed to be said if it hasn't been already

    • @callumbreton8930
      @callumbreton8930 3 года назад +6

      Don’t worry, we all think that. It’s another great edition to an already awesome channel

    • @Orrb1t
      @Orrb1t 3 года назад

      Markimoo?

    • @immortal_shrooms6757
      @immortal_shrooms6757 3 года назад

      @@Orrb1t a nickname

    • @Orrb1t
      @Orrb1t 3 года назад

      @@immortal_shrooms6757 Yeah I know it's a nickname but why that one?

  • @Large_Duck
    @Large_Duck 3 года назад +1021

    Game: •Insert 3 coins•
    Mark: 2, take it or leave it.

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 3 года назад +841

    Mr. Jorkmon’s cause of death was a ghost *aggressively shitting himself*

    • @dingus6605
      @dingus6605 3 года назад +54

      I think the ghost was farting on a match so the gas from the fart caused the match to flare. If you look closely you can see the match and the ghost reaching behind himslef to hold the match up to his checks.

    • @snethies
      @snethies 3 года назад +30

      @@dingus6605 buut hey, that’s just a theory! A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching 😏

    • @BubblingOnion
      @BubblingOnion 3 года назад +6

      @@snethies Butt*

    • @alocalcoyote
      @alocalcoyote 3 года назад +10

      "Glory, Glory what a hell of a way to die!"

  • @sr_b-cy4hw
    @sr_b-cy4hw Год назад +27

    5:08 PLUH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @MooberriesGoMoo
    @MooberriesGoMoo 3 года назад +278

    I love how Mark has gotten way better with scary things but also gets scared of a guy farting.

    • @nathanhill637
      @nathanhill637 3 года назад +22

      To be fair, it was kinda loud and unexpected, It kinda made me jump too lol..

    • @shawndennis6529
      @shawndennis6529 3 года назад +8

      I literally just started watching the intro and saw this comment, so now I'm confused and excited. XD

    • @nathanhill637
      @nathanhill637 3 года назад +8

      @@shawndennis6529 Was it everything you hoped for and more?

  • @porcinethepigknight4629
    @porcinethepigknight4629 3 года назад +328

    Mark: lixian i should give you a raise
    Lixians face: "fr? Just like that? On god?"

  • @Wutzup991
    @Wutzup991 3 года назад +62

    27:40 That’s Junji Ito’s cat! (more specifically his wife’s cat). He made a cute manga about them. What a cute Easter egg

  • @tihy9s168
    @tihy9s168 3 года назад +9

    I love Lixian's editing and Mark's commentary, great job you guys! Amazing team!

  • @Symora
    @Symora 3 года назад +311

    The sleep paralysis demon farting fire on Mr Jorkmon and immediately dying was possibly the best and most poetic ending I've ever witnessed in all of my days

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 года назад +2

      Nothing poetic about it... literaly a 5 minute game made for a butt or fart joke

    • @wormthejay2851
      @wormthejay2851 3 года назад +26

      @@cherrydragon3120 that’s the joke-

    • @S20171
      @S20171 3 года назад +14

      @@cherrydragon3120 you're just jealous that you can't see the poetic aspect of it

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 3 года назад +2

      @@cherrydragon3120 r\woosh

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 3 года назад

      Why do you have a thоt on your pfp?

  • @CrimsonCreationAGM
    @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 года назад +1191

    Markiplier: plays a horror game
    RUclips: ah yes, *five nights at Freddy’s*

    • @novu6196
      @novu6196 3 года назад +30

      BAHAHAHAHA IT'S STILL THERE

    • @imnotnoi4815
      @imnotnoi4815 3 года назад +24

      Man I love that scene in fnaf where someone gets lit on fire using a fart, so iconic

    • @CrimsonCreationAGM
      @CrimsonCreationAGM 3 года назад +31

      @@imnotnoi4815 the fart behind the slaughter 💀

    • @astridmaack4516
      @astridmaack4516 3 года назад +1

      @@CrimsonCreationAGM maybe they listed it after fnaf was released? Idk lol

    • @acerwolf456
      @acerwolf456 3 года назад +6

      F in the chat for Scott hope he has a chill retirement

  • @ThatFadedGuy2001
    @ThatFadedGuy2001 3 года назад +517

    “I’m pretty sure most janitors would bleed if you… cut them…”
    *Nah Mark, once you become a janitor you become indestructible*

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 года назад +1

      Dabi

    • @RulerX.
      @RulerX. 3 года назад +9

      Facts, have you ever seen a janitor die in a horror game because I haven’t.

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 3 года назад +5

      @@RulerX. they are immortal

    • @ThatFadedGuy2001
      @ThatFadedGuy2001 3 года назад +6

      @@RulerX. Exactly, the monsters fear THEM.

    • @jarvis6253
      @jarvis6253 3 года назад +7

      Thats because all janitors are gods in disguise

  • @panfull
    @panfull 2 года назад +4

    Two things. First game. Absolutely amazing. I would LOVE to see a full game playthrough.
    Second game. 10/10 ending. Did not load this video expecting to cry (in a good way). The way the fart travelled so God damn slow was the icing on top.

  • @Garry503
    @Garry503 3 года назад +277

    Hemo is the Latin prefix for blood. So it makes sense in a game called “The Janitor Bleeds”.

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 3 года назад +9

      “emia meaning presence in blood”

    • @neckrohs
      @neckrohs 3 года назад +1

      @@boygenius538_8 i get that reference.

    • @borutoburrito6547
      @borutoburrito6547 3 года назад

      Yeah. Like Hemosapien.

    • @karensparks8984
      @karensparks8984 3 года назад +1

      As someone who works in the lab I cringe upon hearing the word said so many times lol. I would like to leave work at work and not think about it during marks videos.

  • @egomosquito6677
    @egomosquito6677 3 года назад +248

    I now want to put post it notes on walls that say "Press shift to run" "Press ctrl to crouch."
    "Press E to interact."
    Perfect.

  • @hedera1332
    @hedera1332 3 года назад +697

    'Hemo's, like Hemoglobin!'
    That would make sense, seeing as it is in a game called 'Janitor Bleeds' and hemoglobin in found in blood...

  • @Hamsterjuices
    @Hamsterjuices 3 года назад +37

    Mr. Jorkman broke me. I calm down then I remember the ending and I break.

  • @TheMouseRanReverse
    @TheMouseRanReverse 3 года назад +386

    Mark, the cat is actually Junji's cat Yon. He literally has a skull face pattern on his back. He even wrote a small novel called Yon and Mu which is about his cats.

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 года назад +3

      I bought that about a year ago! I love that novel!

    • @callumbreton8930
      @callumbreton8930 3 года назад +8

      Surprisingly wholesome for the man who wrote the line “let it rain grease”

    • @MagnificentErgo
      @MagnificentErgo 3 года назад +2

      @@callumbreton8930 Gylceride 😀 Super psyched about Uzumaki anime adaptation.

    • @yosoyysoyyo
      @yosoyysoyyo 3 года назад

      Yeah! That's the only Junji Ito work my mom can stomach, lol

    • @darayoo5677
      @darayoo5677 3 года назад

      ...and I assume it wasn't a very cute comic?

  • @baileyw.9002
    @baileyw.9002 3 года назад +1147

    Lixian’s editing skills are unmatched. His humor and creativity add such a special ✨spice✨ to Mark’s vids that never cease to make me laugh. I hope this creator/editor duo never ends

  • @skvaderarts7009
    @skvaderarts7009 3 года назад +373

    Game: "Who's cat is this? it has a cursed face..."
    Me: That's Junji Ito's real-life cat, Yon! It actually looks like that!

    • @Zenoferrum
      @Zenoferrum 3 года назад +73

      "MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FOKEN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE"

    • @ribbonfly
      @ribbonfly 3 года назад +15

      And a skull marking on his back

    • @seraphimseptimus6984
      @seraphimseptimus6984 3 года назад +2

      @@ribbonfly The skull-like back marking is actually what people are referring to as Yon's cursed face !

    • @skvaderarts7009
      @skvaderarts7009 3 года назад

      @@Zenoferrum I love this comment so much XD

    • @skvaderarts7009
      @skvaderarts7009 3 года назад

      @@ribbonfly "A curse is upon my household!"

  • @alexpine8295
    @alexpine8295 2 года назад +11

    The concept of the arcade game in “Janitor Bleeds” mirroring the environment around you and directly affecting your progress is so intriguing.

  • @arpj909
    @arpj909 3 года назад +868

    Moral of the story: Give Lixian a raise

  • @emmad2317
    @emmad2317 3 года назад +717

    Junji Ito is genuinely one of my favorites authors and artists. It’s so great to see someone else who knows his work!

    • @Jinxanator66
      @Jinxanator66 3 года назад +4

      whats the story the game is based off?

    • @emmad2317
      @emmad2317 3 года назад +1

      @@Jinxanator66 I’m not quite sure. I’ve read a lot of his story, but not all of them.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 года назад +11

      He's pretty famous tho

    • @Dead-dudes
      @Dead-dudes 3 года назад +17

      Yes, the totally unheard of universally translated manga artist. That has an anime based on his work. And t shirts.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 года назад +22

      @@Dead-dudes who in the shit ever said he was unheard of? They just said they like his works and are happy to see someone else interested in it

  • @graces.garden
    @graces.garden 3 года назад +925

    Tomorrow’s headlines: “Strange graffiti has been appearing in local forests, local parks, and local arcades with instructions to “press ctrl” and “shift to run”. Authorities say these local reports have been made by local people in the local vicinity, and so far there has yet to be any progress on connections to who the local vandals may be in relation to the other locals.”

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 года назад +53

      it won't be long till we get an actual "Press [ B ] to Blow"

    • @preciousbarrow4448
      @preciousbarrow4448 3 года назад +35

      Don't forget "WASD to move"

    • @graces.garden
      @graces.garden 3 года назад +32

      @@preciousbarrow4448 Ah yes, “WASD to move” was only found in certain local counties.

    • @celinecharanek
      @celinecharanek 3 года назад +10

      this comment is underrated

    • @serakayle7903
      @serakayle7903 3 года назад +9

      Did you mean "Tomorrow's *local* headlines"?

  • @spaghettiwilddog
    @spaghettiwilddog 3 года назад +79

    Now we know that Mark is not above
    “fart humor” 😂😂

  • @neffdigitydog
    @neffdigitydog 3 года назад +1177

    I literally laughed for ten minutes straight because of the second game's ending. Even now as I type this it feels as if though I could easily have another laughing fit.

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 3 года назад +35

      Yea, your profile pic fits this comment really well.

    • @neffdigitydog
      @neffdigitydog 3 года назад +10

      @@redlophix5670 Hahaha I know

    • @sdae.e
      @sdae.e 3 года назад +3

      same

    • @neffdigitydog
      @neffdigitydog 3 года назад +26

      @@tat4kingglassrat549 It wasn't just the fart. It was the fact that the noise that the guy made when he died was funny sounding. Also coupled by the fact that Markiplier started to laugh which made me laugh more than I would have.

    • @slimjim4361
      @slimjim4361 3 года назад +6

      I'm literally in tears typing this

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 3 года назад +83

    'Press shift to run'
    'Press ctrl to hide'
    'Turn off your torch and press alt to hold your breath to remain hidden'
    'Lives left: 1/20'
    Honestly I'd be down for a horror short film about someone discovering they are stuck in a horror game.

  • @d_shadow.
    @d_shadow. 3 года назад +221

    "ARE YA READY KIDS?!"
    'AYE AYE CAPTAIN.'
    "I CAN'T HEAR YOU-!"
    'AYE AYE CAPTAIN!'
    5:42

    • @yvng.dracco603
      @yvng.dracco603 3 года назад +3

      Aye yo I read this and was like another spongebob horror game 🤔 and I’m so glad I clicked it was perfect

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 3 года назад +3

      alright alright you deserve your freakin like you idiot xD omg you make me laught

  • @Ducky_RH
    @Ducky_RH 3 года назад +15

    My favorite part was when lixian got wide eyed when mark said he should give him a raise

  • @charliebarajas8238
    @charliebarajas8238 3 года назад +622

    It is hard to tell whether "Press Shift to Run" would be scarier than something like "Stay Still" as both are notifications that would come out of nowhere.

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 года назад +40

      Stay still because that means someone or something is behind you or watching you. and press shift to run most people would not think it's scary but will laugh. Stay still on the other hand is scary to see in the woods. way because Stay still those two words are saying that someone was eating and wrote that before it happened and didn't have time to tell you what it was.

    • @arigutstadt9831
      @arigutstadt9831 3 года назад +8

      behind you imagine that

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 года назад +5

      @@arigutstadt9831 oh my god yes

    • @dooperdooper6679
      @dooperdooper6679 3 года назад +2

      Hide

    • @mrmidnight3501
      @mrmidnight3501 3 года назад

      @@dooperdooper6679 it's here

  • @meanyapickles
    @meanyapickles 3 года назад +677

    Okay but imagine: You're walking while it's late at night and you're lost and you're so scared and it's so quiet that just to break the tension you start talking to yourself. You muse to yourself about how strange your day it's been, how you've been seeing movement in your peripheral vision all day and how you must be tired. Then, you hear a strange noise. "What... what was that?" You cry. That's when you see it, graffitied on the wall: "WASD to move around" "Press Shift to Run"
    You're paralyzed for a moment. Then suddenly, your limbs move without your approval. Something or... _someone_ else is controlling you now. Better hope they're good at games...

    • @lxing7795
      @lxing7795 3 года назад +94

      That is a GREAT horror short my mans

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 3 года назад +41

      It's like a horror version of the movie "Gamer"... >.

    • @LightYagami-z1o
      @LightYagami-z1o 3 года назад +19

      This some wattpad shi

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +5

      Oj HELL YEHA

    • @PhreNox_is5
      @PhreNox_is5 3 года назад +3

      @@LightYagami-z1o
      Maybe

  • @dyngle2926
    @dyngle2926 3 года назад +280

    horror game checklist:
    1. car
    2. forest
    3. missing man
    4. local
    5. missing local
    6. local car in a local forest

    • @LeHunter70
      @LeHunter70 3 года назад +1

      All Is Correct

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад

      Haha you funny

    • @monke4044
      @monke4044 3 года назад

      Local Man in a Missing local car looking for a missing local man in a local forest

  • @beepbeep3727
    @beepbeep3727 3 года назад +6

    I love the dynamic that lix and Mark have honestly it's so adorable and I'd miss it so much if it'd ever stop

  • @M0n5oon
    @M0n5oon 3 года назад +390

    Imagine walking into a truck stop bathroom and seeing "Autosaving" on the wall.

    • @Nastybug83
      @Nastybug83 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @alanastasiunaite
      @alanastasiunaite 3 года назад +6

      is it all a simulation…?

    • @cielphantomhive4115
      @cielphantomhive4115 3 года назад +2

      Checkpoint.....

    • @carterkracke
      @carterkracke 3 года назад +1

      "Aw crap..."

    • @PolishJohnWick
      @PolishJohnWick 3 года назад +3

      While entering a dark tunnel a graffiti lets you know that the game has been saved and you should press F to use your flashlight

  • @nanininni6947
    @nanininni6947 3 года назад +359

    I really like the third game's character movements, they were so fluid. Edit: Also I said this before watching the rest of the video where Mark basically said the same thing lol oof

  • @thunderevermore6439
    @thunderevermore6439 3 года назад +1406

    "Nothing ever really dies."
    Unus Annus fans both love and hate this.

    • @ryleemacdonald863
      @ryleemacdonald863 3 года назад +29

      it's funny that that's happened because I was watching an ass ton of Unus Annus tribute stuff, and stuff from the live stream (clips) because we are coming up on the 1 year ann. of it being born and died.

    • @ipataCZ
      @ipataCZ 3 года назад +5

      @@ryleemacdonald863 wtf is unus anus

    • @miitard6622
      @miitard6622 3 года назад +43

      @@ipataCZ missed out

    • @politecat3217
      @politecat3217 3 года назад +31

      @@ipataCZ oh no! you are in a great trouble

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +18

      Let’s have a moment of silence for Unus Annus.

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 2 года назад +17

    Mark trying, and failing, to contain his reaction to the second game's ending is something that makes me laugh.

  • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
    @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 года назад +222

    Shit. Now someone definitely going to carve: "Hold shift to run" in a forest. Or "Press E to hide in the closet" on an empty Ikea

  • @DuskonYT2000
    @DuskonYT2000 3 года назад +300

    I don’t know if anyone else feels this way, but like this stuff is so weirdly comforting to me haha. Thanks mark!

    • @monicaroa3947
      @monicaroa3947 3 года назад +10

      Yess, I feel the same way. I love when Mark plays scary games because of this haha

    • @kaveh..
      @kaveh.. 3 года назад +9

      i literally use this series as background noise whenever i take naps, they’re weirdly calming

    • @buffboi-kun4419
      @buffboi-kun4419 3 года назад +2

      @MrBeast ✔︎ No your a bot

    • @Itzluverboy.
      @Itzluverboy. 3 года назад +1

      Yeah! It's sooooo cute 🥰

    • @stonksjuststonks653
      @stonksjuststonks653 3 года назад

      Same

  • @stephthedeviant4599
    @stephthedeviant4599 3 года назад +738

    You’re all forgetting the best control ever though
    “Press B to blow”

  • @emmat4175
    @emmat4175 2 года назад +12

    4:59 our boy was Fighting for his LIFE

  • @ruby-lizard
    @ruby-lizard 3 года назад +494

    Looks like there is a new horror genre on the market: TALL LADY

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 года назад +3519

    My King and The Only Editor (Lixian) has returned to Another masterpiece of The Next 3 Scary games...

    • @theextremerevolution9361
      @theextremerevolution9361 3 года назад +52

      Yes indeed News Cadet

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 года назад +82

      I think Lixian's been replaced... or possessed... by Lunky at this point. My YT about section has a giant theory on this, and we may need to watch out for the next lore drop we get.

    • @RavenRunnels
      @RavenRunnels 3 года назад +9

      Hello News Cadet how are you

    • @okaexy
      @okaexy 3 года назад +5

      Are you THE scott

    • @jessiediaz4915
      @jessiediaz4915 3 года назад +9

      It is you Scott? Or is it news cadet?

  • @johnyesjustjohn
    @johnyesjustjohn 3 года назад +1335

    I tried writing “Press F to Pay Respects,” but all the people wearing black got mad and the guy digging the hole chased me away with his shovel.

    • @tswizzle2020
      @tswizzle2020 3 года назад +28

      underrated

    • @zoru_pines
      @zoru_pines 3 года назад +45

      very underrated, it took me a second to realize you do this in someone's funeral XD

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 3 года назад +5

      Lol good one.

    • @yunon5820
      @yunon5820 3 года назад +6

      Maybe its because you still have two hand
      jk

    • @killercobra7987
      @killercobra7987 3 года назад +10

      (The people will remember that) lol

  • @maxie-the-bunn
    @maxie-the-bunn 3 года назад +23

    I absolutely love seeing Markiplier trying to hold it together after the 2nd game's ending.

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 3 года назад +252

    Pretty certain the real Mark is still in Canada being devoured by a bear or something, Amy just turned on the cloning machine and accidentally set "thirst for Taki's revenge" to 100.
    He's mostly normal, but once his powder levels drop too low he... Changes...

  • @danknugget6293
    @danknugget6293 3 года назад +833

    “Mr jorkmans work was so bad, the patient could literally shit fire”
    -me

  • @nellypinto6391
    @nellypinto6391 3 года назад +189

    just want to take a moment to congratulate Lixian on becoming a father I'm sure he's going to be a great one ^^

    • @IcyCubey
      @IcyCubey 3 года назад +18

      Wait, he is a father now???

    • @royyy390
      @royyy390 3 года назад +18

      @@IcyCubey Indeed he is! He Tweeted(I think) that and I saw it on Reddit

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 года назад +1

      Lixian? What huh since when? Well then congratulations Lixian

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 3 года назад

      @UCCM3wH4DRjTluU5G4j_ImIA did you not read? he's talking bout Mark's editor

    • @Alyssa-ln9zs
      @Alyssa-ln9zs 3 года назад

      Yesss!!! I'm so happy for him!! He indeed is going to be a amazing one for sure!!!

  • @aolelievre5390
    @aolelievre5390 3 года назад +4

    My cat gets separation anxiety but it helps when I put some noise on while I'm gone. So thank you Mark, my cat likes your videos

  • @duncanlol
    @duncanlol 3 года назад +74

    mark getting scared at a fart is one of the funniest things I've seen

  • @leebruce2006
    @leebruce2006 3 года назад +427

    Mans was trying so hard to not laugh at a butt joke, I don't blame him.

  • @Jinxi-g2g
    @Jinxi-g2g 3 года назад +584

    Markplier: *Sees the word HIDE*
    *[Insert panic here]*

    • @Misi-mas
      @Misi-mas 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp 13:15

  • @thegoldavenger.3829
    @thegoldavenger.3829 Год назад +8

    I wasn’t laughing at the second game, but then mark said “butt chug” and I lost it

  • @cheyennebarton
    @cheyennebarton 3 года назад +710

    "you're tall !!! you're...tall 😳 ...you're tall 😏 hi 🥰"

    • @haricotus1117
      @haricotus1117 3 года назад +12

      Here before this blows up for no reason

    • @SalamanderTeeths
      @SalamanderTeeths 3 года назад +3

      Oh look, my favorite art youtuber. ❤

    • @IckyBlicky
      @IckyBlicky 3 года назад +3

      Certified unkown RUclipsr?
      But this gets over 1k likes in 5 hours

    • @khaledalmofleh568
      @khaledalmofleh568 3 года назад +18

      Its not a sexual thing its about POWER

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 3 года назад +3

      @@khaledalmofleh568 totally

  • @WWEdeadman
    @WWEdeadman 3 года назад +164

    Dude, a "press shift to run" sign in the middle of nowhere would be horrifying. Somebody do that.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 года назад +12

      Imagine seeing that after you have to go get help cause you crashed late at night

    • @Luna66837
      @Luna66837 3 года назад +6

      @@jacthing1 No that would terrify me like I would feel like something is chasing me and I would sprint

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 3 года назад

      Say no more

  • @daichithehuggabledancecat4955
    @daichithehuggabledancecat4955 3 года назад +364

    Mark: "Hm well the orchestra just showed up, so that's good."
    Mr. Krabs: "Can't you hear the MUSIC!? That's a four four string Ostinato in D minor...every sailor knows that means DEATH!"
    Mark's response: But your sailors didn't have 5 ovens or a tactical shovel.

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 3 года назад +8

      That one reminded me of some comedy film, can't recall which one, but you have the main character in a spooky forest and you hear the spooky orchestra music build up when the character(s) look around. Then a bus stops by the road with a bunch of musicians and a violinist gets off.
      Really can't recall the films name though, was quite funny though

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 3 года назад +1

      Or a, Tactical Flashlight.🌅🔦

    • @marsphoenix1359
      @marsphoenix1359 3 года назад +1

      @@Sylfa Think that was Scary Movie, or at least one of the sequels.

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 3 года назад +5

      The funny thing is, a 4/4 string ostinato in D Minor describes the drop of Megalovania perfectly

  • @tired2961
    @tired2961 2 года назад +1

    I love how in the beginning of each 3 scary games,he puts a scary intro and its like he tries to get you prepared almost.i just love it

  • @nytrobomb3971
    @nytrobomb3971 3 года назад +452

    Mark: *has a wicked idea with questionable legality*
    Mark: "do it"
    Lixian: "no stop"

    • @Lttsumm
      @Lttsumm 3 года назад +9

      Lixian is just following the script, but then he realises he didn't read it ahead of time, so he has no idea whats going on until its too late

  • @marzizzo
    @marzizzo 3 года назад +712

    "oh no they're tall!"
    "they're... tall...."
    NOT AGAIN MARK

  • @pochipachipi
    @pochipachipi 3 года назад +160

    Imagine writing a sign saying 'shift to run' and acting like someone learning mechanics and running obnoxiously in circles or zigzags

    • @khloeg1649
      @khloeg1649 3 года назад +24

      testing buttons, randomly jumping and crouching, taking out and putting away items, turning on/off a flashlight, etc

    • @lilithacacia
      @lilithacacia 3 года назад +16

      Absolutely gonna do this at some point

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 3 года назад +10

    0:09: Why hello there, Dark.

  • @FloorJuice
    @FloorJuice 3 года назад +1915

    *"Mark plays arcade game that gives an in game item"*
    *"SCP Foundation would like to know your location"*

    • @TheUltimateLifeform402
      @TheUltimateLifeform402 3 года назад +22

      *MTF START TO BREACH MARKIPLIER HOUSE*

    • @HoolaBoi
      @HoolaBoi 3 года назад +10

      if someone can do scp writing, please make one for this i would love it

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 3 года назад +10

      @@HoolaBoi But what if an SCP like that already exists though?

    • @HoolaBoi
      @HoolaBoi 3 года назад +9

      @@Shythalia idk, maybe do research on arcade cabinet scps, if there are any

    • @spark2736
      @spark2736 3 года назад +7

      get the mtf units!!!!!!