Looks Like a Phone... BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT A PHONE!!! Cellphone Gun

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @zakkcooke8050
    @zakkcooke8050 4 года назад +3186

    “Deposit or withdraw sir?”
    “Hold on someone is calling me”

  • @Smilomaniac
    @Smilomaniac 4 года назад +1792

    "Man don't be hittin' up dat guy."
    "Why?"
    "He's got a cellphone in each pocket."

    • @Authent12
      @Authent12 4 года назад +17

      They could make it with a 5-6 rounds mag, easily (if use 1 barrel)

    • @Souc._
      @Souc._ 4 года назад +26

      Maybe it’s just Kevin Gates

    • @D4n3l0
      @D4n3l0 4 года назад +3

      It holds 2 small bullets... keep on hittin.

    • @BeardedBaldGuy87
      @BeardedBaldGuy87 4 года назад +13

      @@Authent12 then how would it close? Did you even see the handle? Plus, there's no spring or a slide..

    • @BeardedBaldGuy87
      @BeardedBaldGuy87 4 года назад +10

      @@Authent12 guess you should design a new one.

  • @DEADPEDAL
    @DEADPEDAL 4 года назад +5455

    "Which do you prefer - iPhone, or Android?"
    "Gun."

  • @IR123
    @IR123 3 года назад +73

    I love this so much because of the shape. You can just simply conceal carry in ur pocket or something, and ppl would have no clue! No outline or anything like a gun would. No holster or uncomfortable placement, it's just good the way it is. Of course you always want to be aware and safe with your firearm, but, you could almost completely disregard the chance of a misfire while on you. Like I said, always want to be safe and aware, but I mean like, it's just perfect!

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 года назад +13

      Yeah people rag on it because you have to unfold it and it only has two shots but most gun defense situations end with less 4 shots and that's including police officers. The fact that it's so inconspicuous makes unfolding it less of an issue since for all your attacker knows you're pulling out a wallet or cellphone.

    • @Bubblemation
      @Bubblemation 2 года назад

      ​@@1810jeff except you may die after those 2 shots.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 года назад

      @@Bubblemation There's no guarantees in life

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 2 года назад +5

      Yep, the whole point of EDC is to be as practical and comfortable as possible so you have no excuses to have it on you 24/7. You can slip this in your pocket and forget about it.
      Would want a bigger round if I only have two shots tho.

    • @eurly93
      @eurly93 Год назад +1

      @@1810jeff People rag on it bc there's 0% chance of this saving your life. Excuse me mr. bad guy while I unfold and cock this device. Or you could just carry a real gun with 15 rounds, and draw and fire in under two seconds. This would take 4-5 seconds minumum at which point you've already be stabbed, shot or whatever. Not to mentioin in the miracle scenario you do manage to get this out of your pocket, unfold it, you can't aim worth a damn under stress bc the sight system is so incredibly bad

  • @billiboussmith3700
    @billiboussmith3700 4 года назад +996

    This man has some major strength to be able to still post quality content after so recently losing his brother. I would be in shambles. Many praises. I pray that God is lifting you all up during this crazy time.

    • @roslikari8738
      @roslikari8738 4 года назад +32

      billibous smith wait his brother just recently passed away?

    • @FISHYFILMPRODUCTIONS
      @FISHYFILMPRODUCTIONS 4 года назад +45

      Likely these are backlogged videos, but I agree, he still is posting on off the ranch

    • @A.G.Rich51
      @A.G.Rich51 4 года назад +30

      @@roslikari8738 he took like 2 weeks off and came back and put out a video on off the ranch on why he wasn't posting for a while

    • @GarciaOnThaBeat
      @GarciaOnThaBeat 4 года назад +12

      Rosli Kari He made a Big Video about it...check it out

    • @tlvidriss5806
      @tlvidriss5806 4 года назад +6

      Wait what ???

  • @cold_az_fire3762
    @cold_az_fire3762 4 года назад +18567

    Imagine breaking into his house and hearing: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today were gonna see if a robber can stop a 50 cal!!!

    • @Ss-hn5rf
      @Ss-hn5rf 4 года назад +394

      Don't know about .50cal but actual bullets will be robber's sweats

    • @GalacticGravyGaming
      @GalacticGravyGaming 4 года назад +144

      Sahil Sharma ahh no fun huh

    • @bryanzecena8318
      @bryanzecena8318 4 года назад +64

      Cold_A z_Fire 😂

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity 4 года назад +326

      why am i imagining this as matt walking up to a guy and stabbing them with an unloaded .50 round like it was a shiv.

    • @Kwiwiwiwi
      @Kwiwiwiwi 4 года назад +132

      Or if either of his daughters get a boyfriend

  • @yoedzrihen8235
    @yoedzrihen8235 4 года назад +2236

    Police officer:are there any weapons in the house
    Matt: where do I begin

    • @jeffhowell3177
      @jeffhowell3177 4 года назад +61

      Imagine Matt getting pulled over and having to go through his Improved EDC.

    • @user-nf4in1un7m
      @user-nf4in1un7m 4 года назад +3

      *begin* idiot

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 4 года назад +77

      It would be easier for Matt to tell the cops what isn’t a weapon

    • @ChrisGuardo
      @ChrisGuardo 4 года назад +1

      English be like:

    • @lifekicks79
      @lifekicks79 4 года назад +26

      @@user-nf4in1un7m sometimes it happens.people like you are so uptight.grammer police.get a life mate

  • @kylemurphy597
    @kylemurphy597 2 года назад +239

    This gives me hope that we will one day be able to have a fully functional laptop gun from Perfect Dark in real life

    • @ripelime
      @ripelime 2 года назад +1

      Yeah dude

    • @Sunnyforest
      @Sunnyforest 2 года назад +4

      It's an assault rifle.

    • @kylemurphy597
      @kylemurphy597 2 года назад +14

      @@Sunnyforest And a deployable auto-turret, as well as a fully functional laptop computer

    • @Sunnyforest
      @Sunnyforest 2 года назад +3

      @@kylemurphy597 some top secret stuff going on around here now.🤣

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura Год назад +2

      Perfect Dark is happening this year.

  • @lennardodavinci6350
    @lennardodavinci6350 4 года назад +1643

    This would be perfect for the situation from that one meme
    “Call an Ambulance!” “But not for me!”

  • @MCRideout
    @MCRideout 4 года назад +2544

    Brings new meaning to "shoot me a text"

  • @tierthreesub6167
    @tierthreesub6167 4 года назад +2937

    Airport security: Sir why does this phone look weird?
    Matt: *Gets nervous*

    • @Jirzy_Meister
      @Jirzy_Meister 4 года назад +111

      I had same situation... Just forgot that i have card knife in the wallet

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +81

      You might get through security. I accidentally got through with a 2 inch pocket knife last time. Those guys aren't looking for a brick of metal

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 4 года назад +40

      Haha i had a set of old beats wrapped up under the collar of my sport coat, bout got gunned down by homeland security.

    • @shamonokayler9059
      @shamonokayler9059 4 года назад +11

      He accidentally replace his phone to a phone gun

    • @d3generate804
      @d3generate804 4 года назад +8

      @@highclasswhitetrash9027 thats some story

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 3 года назад +526

    I remember a similar item and "keyring" guns causing *havoc* with UK handgun legislation in the late 90's/early 00's
    Of course, I lost mine in a tragic boating accident...

    • @TheCaptainman5
      @TheCaptainman5 3 года назад +3

      Ayo

    • @AMabud-lv7hy
      @AMabud-lv7hy 3 года назад +27

      That's really sad to hear, just like that one time DemolitionRanch lost his own weapon collection during a boating trip...

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 3 года назад +4

      @@AMabud-lv7hy tragedy after tragedy... no step 😘

    • @dnmoscato92
      @dnmoscato92 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I lost my m107 in a tragic white water rafting trip. Still sad about it

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 3 года назад +6

      Back in the early 2000s when all phones were bulky I remember one with (4) 22LR barrels in it.

  • @zxcabuser9306
    @zxcabuser9306 4 года назад +716

    Rich kid: Dude my Iphone 11 is so cool!
    Quiet kid: I don't think so

  • @karinnecalistro
    @karinnecalistro 3 года назад +6141

    This just gives the term “screenshot” a whole new meaning.

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej4250 4 года назад +663

    0:48 missed opportunity to cry: "MAMAAA! Just killed a man..."

    • @jeff-hd9og
      @jeff-hd9og 4 года назад +6

      Bohemian mumble rhap 100

    • @bendover8927
      @bendover8927 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @joshuahicks7798
      @joshuahicks7798 4 года назад +1

      I was really hoping he would say that. 😄😄

    • @bigboymal8606
      @bigboymal8606 4 года назад +1

      maciej from mully

    • @Jr23Ar
      @Jr23Ar 4 года назад +2

      That song was whack asf lmao

  • @josephastier7421
    @josephastier7421 2 года назад +44

    Ideal Conceal is out of business now, but this phone is a fantastic idea that could be expanded upon by others. Printing is *the* CCW issue, and this simply eliminates that risk.

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 4 года назад +653

    "How'd he die?"
    "had a few too many, tried to answer his gun"

    • @codyleonard6927
      @codyleonard6927 4 года назад +7

      Underated comment

    • @Dann69420
      @Dann69420 4 года назад +6

      @@codyleonard6927 agreed

    • @Melbatoast454
      @Melbatoast454 4 года назад +2

      Cody Leonard This is gold

    • @digital0185
      @digital0185 4 года назад

      Asian parent be like

    • @stephenscap9164
      @stephenscap9164 4 года назад +2

      I legally cannot like this comment as it has 420 right now, I’m so sorry my brother

  • @KueiJames
    @KueiJames 4 года назад +5386

    When you see the victim is pulling ammo out of his pockets, you should know you're robbing the wrong guy..........

    • @timstephens5893
      @timstephens5893 4 года назад +431

      Especially a .50 BMG lol.

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 4 года назад +221

      Lmao but who carries a random fn 57 mag without the gun that means your fighting a crazy guy

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 4 года назад +160

      @@Nob911 Exactly. Chances are he's gonna put it in his mouth and spit it at you.

    • @KueiJames
      @KueiJames 4 года назад +34

      A clear indication of the famous "You f'ed up " moment :p

    • @memeist2472
      @memeist2472 4 года назад +8

      What you gonna do? Shot him? If you shot him ur going to jail too, explain me qhat the fuxk then you gonna do with ur gun?

  • @ТомасАндерсон-в1е
    @ТомасАндерсон-в1е 4 года назад +4643

    Cool, this new cellphhone has not just one, but TWO headphone jacks!!!

    • @ramlizulhilmi7749
      @ramlizulhilmi7749 4 года назад +74

      That can shoot too..😐

    • @synapse5791
      @synapse5791 4 года назад +49

      And it gad z lightning fast 800 mph prossecor

    • @czxd4512
      @czxd4512 4 года назад +7

      Томас Андерсон Huh...That’s what you think

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 года назад +22

      yea two 6.35mm audio jacks for double the speakers and thicker cables

    • @Tyler732594
      @Tyler732594 4 года назад +7

      Music with friends!

  • @bananaraptor816
    @bananaraptor816 3 года назад +39

    People from other states when they are getting robbed: *pulls out pocket knife*
    Average Texas citizen: * calmly pulls out 50BMG

  • @davidndolibilopez555
    @davidndolibilopez555 4 года назад +1116

    DemolitionRanch: Gets pressured by a guy with a gun.
    Also him: Gives the guy ammunition

    • @andyandersson5497
      @andyandersson5497 4 года назад +14

      Oh my god i didint think about that

    • @notkiwibird
      @notkiwibird 4 года назад +21

      ReAx I LiKeZ i mean, it wasn’t ammo for the gun he was using though?

    • @polikpoldoma
      @polikpoldoma 4 года назад

      Это Мэт здесь стреляет, я правильно понимаю?

    • @TheCrystalGlow
      @TheCrystalGlow 4 года назад +1

      NotKiwiBird no it was not.

    • @Nellydude11
      @Nellydude11 4 года назад +1

      Who gon be the one to like it next 😈😂

  • @cup_the_god3340
    @cup_the_god3340 4 года назад +1055

    Police: shoots man after thinking phone is gun
    Police again: oh shit it was a gun

    • @gunsntrails3010
      @gunsntrails3010 4 года назад +3

      cup_ the_god lol pretty much

    • @forky6661
      @forky6661 4 года назад +12

      Police : shoot everyone on sight.

    • @BlackSzn7
      @BlackSzn7 4 года назад +10

      Yeah this is probably exactly why you just need to keep your hands up

    • @phatshroom6662
      @phatshroom6662 4 года назад +1

      Senpai why would you obey terroristic demands from a sweaty guy with a gun?? Just so you won’t get shot?!?? Laws just make doing bad things more entertaining and secretive for criminals and you keep everything going smoothly by not questioning your superiors..

    • @phatshroom6662
      @phatshroom6662 4 года назад +2

      Senpai if I gotta put my hands up to show I come in peace ☮️ so do the cops there the ones with guns, tasers and pepper spray. Pepper spray only used when someone isn’t listening and they want to prove a point.. seems they scared you into trusting in them like a false idol or you will go to jail or worse..

  • @GRIMNinja4
    @GRIMNinja4 4 года назад +139

    I love the lowkey jab at the ridiculous price of five-seven mags

  • @Barley98
    @Barley98 3 года назад +46

    People in the future: LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A PHONE

  • @DaFlashGuy7
    @DaFlashGuy7 4 года назад +805

    Imagine breaking into his house. The door clicks behind you and you hear: Welcome to demolition ranch. Today we are gonna see if a robber can stop an anti tank bullet.

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 4 года назад +21

      That would damage the house though. But good idea. 💚👍☺

    • @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry
      @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry 4 года назад +6

      @@Katzian lmao AHAHAHAH

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 года назад +1

      KatzenProductions but what about EMP’s?

    • @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry
      @DangerZone_GetRektDontCry 4 года назад +13

      @@eizzle78 Fair point brother, but Simply Safe obviously thought about that as they only use biological components in their security systems.

    • @medicah
      @medicah 4 года назад

      Andy Liu what exactly is an anti tank bullet?

  • @aarzu10
    @aarzu10 4 года назад +1175

    "It really is my mom. Hold on..."
    "Hi Mama. Just killed a man. Put a phone against his head. Pulled my trigger... now he's dead."

    • @adamlynch9153
      @adamlynch9153 4 года назад +44

      Mama!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • @404-b4u
      @404-b4u 4 года назад +26

      @@adamlynch9153 Life has just begun...

    • @MSKIV
      @MSKIV 4 года назад +8

      MAMA!!!! UwU

    • @jdog0175
      @jdog0175 4 года назад +3

      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!😃

    • @uversusog4495
      @uversusog4495 4 года назад +6

      Aaron Arzu for any people living under a rock, he is referring to a song called
      bohemian rhapsody

  • @holwintsui8448
    @holwintsui8448 4 года назад +2801

    This product is so American that turned my tea into cheeseburger

  • @TheElvenKeys
    @TheElvenKeys 3 года назад +182

    The .22 could be a wallet.
    "give me your wallet"
    "ok man chill"
    pulls out fancy new age metal wallet
    opens wallet to get cash
    BANG

    • @Connarmankeskateboarding
      @Connarmankeskateboarding 3 года назад +7

      Anyways, this .22 is sponsored by ridge wallets!

    • @paragliderpete
      @paragliderpete 3 года назад

      Funny Illinois will let you have a trailblazer 22 but not the 9 mm ideal conceal

    • @nonenone4461
      @nonenone4461 3 года назад

      More than a few people have been gunned down as a wallet is mistaken for a gun. I am against this thing on general pretense. I do NOT want cops routinely thinking if I have a wallet in my hand it could be a gun like this.
      Equal parts stupid choice likely to get you killed and one that ruins, even puts in danger others who have to defend themselves.
      I don't like bringing up banning weapons because it will be abused horribly by stupid, evil, crazy people who make laws. But here we are. That's a zip gun. Not a legitimate firearm.

    • @TheElvenKeys
      @TheElvenKeys 3 года назад

      @@nonenone4461 Do you honestly think a cop is going to shoot if you calmly get your wallet out? How many people do you know who are gonna jerk their wallet out and point it at the cops?

    • @nevercommitsuicide
      @nevercommitsuicide 3 года назад

      @@TheElvenKeys people have been killed this way. 9/10 the didnt move fast

  • @bwau
    @bwau 4 года назад +2535

    "shot on iphone"

  • @ncrtrooper5442
    @ncrtrooper5442 4 года назад +2192

    Definition of "screenshot"

    • @yourgamer1516
      @yourgamer1516 4 года назад +21

      Dude that's funny af and a hell of alot more original than those guys talking about robbing😂

    • @jkentel190
      @jkentel190 4 года назад +6

      Bro I just SCREENSHOT that funny shit

    • @yourgamer1516
      @yourgamer1516 4 года назад +2

      @@jkentel190 I know right but I try and give the credit to the original ones lmao

    • @GggGgg-np2pw
      @GggGgg-np2pw 4 года назад +2

      Best.comment.i.have.ever.read.

    • @rambojc6391
      @rambojc6391 4 года назад +3

      Very underrated comment

  • @Fedalovak
    @Fedalovak 4 года назад +893

    "Pls call an ambulance!!!!"
    *Takes out a phone pistol*
    "But not for me"

    • @dabraapman5257
      @dabraapman5257 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @sharpnessxdiamondsword1768
      @sharpnessxdiamondsword1768 4 года назад +4

      @Wikkitt Klown please

    • @PS-dd1ux
      @PS-dd1ux 4 года назад +1

      @Wikkitt Klown 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @kraxer8352
      @kraxer8352 4 года назад +1

      @Wikkitt Klown it means please

    • @Mike-hx1lv
      @Mike-hx1lv 4 года назад +1

      It was at this moment he knew.. he fck’d up...
      Both; the bad guy in @Gabriel The Animatorz scenario and for @Wikkitt Klown for the embarrassing not know was pls is debacle 💀

  • @1if3scratch3r
    @1if3scratch3r 2 года назад +36

    Takes speak into my microphone to a more serious level

  • @sensasian805
    @sensasian805 4 года назад +741

    Matt: Sponsored by simply safe
    Also Matt: Has every gun imaginable to protect himself and his family

    • @cboghostjr.1644
      @cboghostjr.1644 4 года назад +33

      I guess you could say that he's SimpliSafe

    • @RedCoconutKid
      @RedCoconutKid 4 года назад +3

      Bruuuuuuh u got me weaaaak

    • @richard5398
      @richard5398 4 года назад +8

      He could give cops some guns if they were in a shoot out

    • @113-p7b
      @113-p7b 4 года назад +4

      not a 20mm rifle tho 😏😏

    • @anglermaster5502
      @anglermaster5502 4 года назад +8

      gotta get those .50 BMGs to stop the rioting and looting because of no toilet paper.
      Or that RPK

  • @rivenda1264
    @rivenda1264 4 года назад +117

    "somebody better call an ambulance"
    "BUT NOT FOR ME"

    • @dylinhanley5599
      @dylinhanley5599 4 года назад +1

      Rivenda heavy metal music starts to play

  • @williamshubert2868
    @williamshubert2868 4 года назад +526

    Introduction should’ve been him dressed as Steve Jobs introducing the “iPhone 12”

    • @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595
      @dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 4 года назад +23

      First, it was the "iPhone 22". Now we have the "iPhone 380." Are there iPhones' 9L, 40SW and/or 10mm in our future?

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 4 года назад +8

      Introducing the revolutionary iPhone 45-70

    • @user-dn5if5lt2h
      @user-dn5if5lt2h 4 года назад +2

      @@dr.ryttmastarecctm6595 308Winchester

    • @punee673
      @punee673 4 года назад +2

      Forbidden iPhone 8

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 4 года назад

      iPhone 45-120.

  • @doodtheman2508
    @doodtheman2508 3 года назад +18

    You should probably just give up on mugging a guy if he says "I don't have my wallet, but hey look 50 BMG!"

  • @johnmontana8540
    @johnmontana8540 4 года назад +397

    Matt: “Not for sniper shots”
    Nick Irving: “challenge accepted”

  • @joelo_o6809
    @joelo_o6809 4 года назад +728

    Imagine getting robbed and accidentally pulling out your phone 😆

    • @Hiflier35thCAG
      @Hiflier35thCAG 4 года назад +1

      Joel West OOPS!! 🤣

    • @Doggio_
      @Doggio_ 4 года назад +13

      "It's a gu- *mimicks shooting sounds* Ah shit. Can you wait a minute while I grab my real gun?"

    • @uglibich4807
      @uglibich4807 4 года назад

      @@Doggio_ no *shoots pocket to make gun fall out and the gun discharges on your foot*

    • @aaronflood8355
      @aaronflood8355 4 года назад +1

      Imagine u realised and said pew pew

    • @naneeadams2192
      @naneeadams2192 4 года назад

      How

  • @JackofSpades6
    @JackofSpades6 4 года назад +1480

    “He had a phone why did you shoot him” is going to be a very different argument

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 4 года назад +67

      police can now freely shoot anyone without repercussions, yayyy

    • @sixfootdworf9545
      @sixfootdworf9545 4 года назад +40

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey stop man.

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone 4 года назад +49

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey they already could, this changes nothing.

    • @spacedog2535
      @spacedog2535 4 года назад +10

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey, Not sure if that's ever been a thing.

    • @mastersanada
      @mastersanada 4 года назад +56

      @@Fsilone Every police shooting ever: Put on administrative leave and investigated. Then using bodycam footage and anything they can get their hands on, either justified or prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon.
      In most scenarios the cop either gets off, get's fired, or gets prosecuted and convicted. So no, they can't just shoot anyone they want. I mean, try it yourself. Walk up to a cop and tell them to shoot you. 100% guarantee it won't happen unless you start reaching around in your pockets or waistband and then raising your hands in a shooting stance or actually having a gun in your hand.
      But please keep living in your own world mate.

  • @akrocuba
    @akrocuba Год назад +5

    Seems like a great last line of defense type of gun. Much like a Derringer, only seems better.
    Great vid. Thanks

  • @Melbatoast454
    @Melbatoast454 4 года назад +547

    For when you have to “shoot” somebody a text.

  • @AZREDFERN
    @AZREDFERN 4 года назад +530

    You had the perfect opportunity to answer the phone with “Mamaaa... just killed a man”
    AND YOU BLEW IT!

    • @geosobservations9496
      @geosobservations9496 4 года назад +12

      Lolol...matt would sing that well😂...I heard someone else say this...it was that guy 👇... wasn't me...

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 4 года назад +14

      "Put a gun against his head"

    • @sterling2164
      @sterling2164 4 года назад +15

      “Pulled my trigger now he’s dead”

    • @faustorodriguez3619
      @faustorodriguez3619 4 года назад +9

      🎵Its called copyright🎵

    • @RukiHyena
      @RukiHyena 4 года назад +2

      his mom didnt kill him tho, he did

  • @the_mechanic_2237
    @the_mechanic_2237 4 года назад +580

    matt: keeps bashing hi-points
    Zip-22: I'm safe for now...

    • @leanderimurlaub
      @leanderimurlaub 4 года назад +7

      It's not even worth buying. That's why

    • @srcastic8764
      @srcastic8764 4 года назад +16

      Can the Zip-22 even be considered a gun? I mean, it doesn’t even fire most of the time.

    • @LucefieD
      @LucefieD 4 года назад +1

      Didn't he do a Zip at one point? I forget.

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 года назад +4

      Matt: Why would I buy a non gun?

    • @sukhoisu-24fencer3
      @sukhoisu-24fencer3 4 года назад +2

      The zip 22 isn't even worth the money.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 года назад +7

    Smart Brain Inc. made a flip phone version once. It fires photon blasts from the antenna. Fully charged, it can fire up to twelve single shots, or four bursts of three.

  • @jlober7896
    @jlober7896 4 года назад +1058

    This is my first time seeing this guy
    I am not disappointed

  • @meesie34
    @meesie34 4 года назад +549

    Cod modern warfare has to get matt as a character 😂

    • @laowu8024
      @laowu8024 4 года назад +26

      I wouldn't dare kill him

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 года назад +13

      @@laowu8024 you wouldn't succeed if you tried xD he's got us outgunned

    • @carterrosty5713
      @carterrosty5713 4 года назад +6

      I’m the 69th person to like this comment. You’re welcome.

    • @drk_8984
      @drk_8984 4 года назад +2

      Carter Rosty nice

    • @maxzwr
      @maxzwr 4 года назад +1

      True

  • @arthur3778
    @arthur3778 4 года назад +2145

    The quiet kid when he asks the teacher if he can use his phone as a calculator:

    • @thesingingsharks2686
      @thesingingsharks2686 4 года назад +148

      Subtract the targets

    • @lordofjonkeys5609
      @lordofjonkeys5609 4 года назад +18

      Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt
      I understood that reference...
      *uncomfortably moves in chair*

    • @totov7673
      @totov7673 4 года назад +4

      @@lordofjonkeys5609 Whats the brand gun called so cool I might need one of this.

    • @lordofjonkeys5609
      @lordofjonkeys5609 4 года назад +3

      @@totov7673
      I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean, could you explain?

    • @Thecercx
      @Thecercx 4 года назад

      "WW2 flash backs intensifies"

  • @Cobalt_Blue3005
    @Cobalt_Blue3005 2 года назад +1

    Friend: can I get a screenshot?
    Me: *grabs cell gun*

  • @thecbommer41
    @thecbommer41 4 года назад +181

    "Using phones can be deadly"
    Me: you have no idea

    • @dingletun
      @dingletun 4 года назад +1

      Boomer, you are
      Very good, phones are

  • @KScallops
    @KScallops 4 года назад +660

    Guy: “Alright guys! He’s out of weapons and he’s cornered!”
    John wick: *pulls out the his phone gun*

  • @alvinyew1331
    @alvinyew1331 4 года назад +794

    *_Imagine asking him to borrow his phone and then he mistakenly gives you this_*

  • @stealth339
    @stealth339 2 года назад +11

    I followed Idealconceal from the beginning and was planning on getting a 9mm when released. The prices shot up to the point that I think it's just not worth the price. Love DemolitionRanch though. Thanks for the video

  • @ChurchOfTheHolyMho
    @ChurchOfTheHolyMho 4 года назад +452

    (in Dirty Harry voice): "I think you've got an incoming call, punk."

    • @lodrbyroni
      @lodrbyroni 4 года назад +6

      (Arnold "T2" wants in in the action) "Out of service, Dickwad"

    • @gage.__3475
      @gage.__3475 4 года назад +3

      *IRONHIDE STARES INTENTLY*

    • @bustersplaybox
      @bustersplaybox 4 года назад +3

      Hmmm the call Dropped

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 4 года назад +7

      "The thing you have to ask yourself is, do I have five bars or six."

    • @aaronflood8355
      @aaronflood8355 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @keelanking398
    @keelanking398 4 года назад +4226

    If you ever feel useless just know that Matt has a home security system

    • @KdazKayDa
      @KdazKayDa 4 года назад +306

      Matt to his fans:
      Get a security system
      *shows his entire channel*
      But not for me

    • @tonyvercetti8056
      @tonyvercetti8056 4 года назад +30

      Underrated

    • @laststar_420
      @laststar_420 4 года назад +27

      My home security is me and im 13 well ill be 13 in 3 days anyway

    • @bigfloppa5731
      @bigfloppa5731 4 года назад +95

      @@laststar_420 so what's your plan if someone breaks in? That doesn't sound like a very good security system

    • @jamesallmon7756
      @jamesallmon7756 4 года назад +32

      ŚparrowYT they just cower in fear at the sight of him.

  • @alexarmstrong9915
    @alexarmstrong9915 4 года назад +256

    Matt: It looks like a phone!
    Me: *Something's Wrong, I can feel it.*

    • @kotarojujo6365
      @kotarojujo6365 4 года назад +2

      ImmortAlex67 wrong template subtitles. Correction is “something’s wrong, I scan feel it” Besides that good meme.

    • @pxcyb1t595
      @pxcyb1t595 4 года назад +2

      Eminem is the best

    • @Junekiri_rai
      @Junekiri_rai 4 года назад +1

      @@pxcyb1t595 *like somethings about to happen, but I don't know what*

    • @pxcyb1t595
      @pxcyb1t595 4 года назад +2

      *slim sady* (spelled on purpus)

  • @Wolver_DF
    @Wolver_DF 3 года назад +18

    Now if they can combine an actual phone with one of these guns now that would be awesome 👌

  • @aniruddhasarkar9550
    @aniruddhasarkar9550 4 года назад +590

    1920: A pen with bullet...
    2020: A mobile like thing with bullet...

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 4 года назад +21

      Those pens could often still be used as, well, pens. Time to bring back multi functional hidden firearms.

    • @BR4INlessBRI4N
      @BR4INlessBRI4N 4 года назад +33

      @@overlorddante i want a single shot .50 bmg in a walking cane

    • @Zarnoxian
      @Zarnoxian 4 года назад +11

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N well, there WAS a poisoned tipped umbrella..

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 года назад +4

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N and that's how I shot the robber and how the man 3 streets over got impaled by a gun cane.
      U can it's called a slam fire rifle or a pipe boom depending of how well U make it

    • @claycarmine7466
      @claycarmine7466 4 года назад +3

      @@BR4INlessBRI4N ...I want a 12 Gauge Pimp Cane

  • @canarysoup6553
    @canarysoup6553 3 года назад +2010

    Imagine accidentally pulling out your phone.

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +79

      ×Coffin dance starts playing×

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 3 года назад +81

      What are you going to do, kill me with your 5G? Oh...your gun is called a 5G

    • @jonathanschipper4202
      @jonathanschipper4202 3 года назад +30

      Wouldn't be the first time I rolled a nat 1.

    • @williamcattr267
      @williamcattr267 3 года назад +11

      8:16
      I guess it would look something like this...

    • @airget
      @airget 3 года назад +3

      Not just that, you gotta make those 2 shots count cause you aren't getting a reload. This might work if you just have a single person trying to rob you, but anything past that and this defense tool is pretty much worthless.

  • @timtubbs6193
    @timtubbs6193 4 года назад +325

    “Some people are going to wonder”
    I’m glad there are others.

    • @totoco2
      @totoco2 4 года назад +11

      And i guessed it wrong.. damn that thing is good

    • @greeneayala7583
      @greeneayala7583 4 года назад +1

      Top comment

    • @Dirt_track_4_life
      @Dirt_track_4_life 4 года назад +1

      Me to I thought it was the other pocket too

    • @melloowyellow2499
      @melloowyellow2499 4 года назад

      He did it so u wouldnt be thinking of it all night 😂

  • @zip7806
    @zip7806 3 года назад +26

    7:59 Interesting to see the shock wave travel down your arm and back.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 3 года назад +1

      A friend of mine caught that same thing in slow-mo but when I was shooting my 44 magnum.

  • @alexanderbertisch6328
    @alexanderbertisch6328 4 года назад +453

    This is how he disguises his guns from Mere.

    • @H.P778
      @H.P778 4 года назад +2

      Smortness

    • @bryce2jz
      @bryce2jz 4 года назад +3

      Mere is his wife right

    • @alexanderbertisch6328
      @alexanderbertisch6328 4 года назад +2

      @@bryce2jz yes

    • @Monuments_to_Good_Intentions
      @Monuments_to_Good_Intentions 4 года назад +1

      At this point he can buy anything he wants, these guns have made them so much that they now can get sponsors to pay for his mansion remodel! 😃👍🏼👊🏻🔥

    • @-OokySpooky-
      @-OokySpooky- 4 года назад +2

      Dude, been on this channel for years dont snitch! More callouts like that and I think shell realize this isn't part of VetRanch!

  • @Dontel101945454ok
    @Dontel101945454ok 4 года назад +195

    “Call the ambulance”
    “But not for me”

    • @a--...--.--45
      @a--...--.--45 4 года назад

      The True Mastermind DeadPool I Think

    • @thrillvr4483
      @thrillvr4483 4 года назад +1

      He do be robbing memes tho

    • @Sudhdidu
      @Sudhdidu 4 года назад +1

      This is 69 likes I’m tempted to break it

    • @BigPeePee14
      @BigPeePee14 4 года назад

      Yeah #69

    • @MisfiredMute
      @MisfiredMute 4 года назад

      Give me all your money old man

  • @mattdagamingpro1030
    @mattdagamingpro1030 4 года назад +463

    Police: empty your pockets
    Matt: * drops 50 bmg bullet *
    Police: Do you have a gun in your back sir?

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 4 года назад +6

      Shutter Kind of wanna try that now for some reason

    • @alancross5838
      @alancross5838 4 года назад

      @@mymaingotbanned_not5816 *what*

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 4 года назад +2

      Image putting it up some poor sod's ass and setting off the primer

    • @jackdanila9893
      @jackdanila9893 4 года назад +2

      @@mymaingotbanned_not5816 are you still alive mate?

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 4 года назад

      r/hadastroke

  • @enchantedlemon3870
    @enchantedlemon3870 2 года назад +1

    “Mom “can we get a gun”
    Mom: “we have a gun at home”
    The gun at home

  • @GnostalgicMnemonic
    @GnostalgicMnemonic 3 года назад +343

    9:15
    At this moment, I was like 100% certain that the gun was in your left pocket (audience right) - that one was a lot longer and had a weird indent to it. Almost felt a little smug.
    Turns out I was completely wrong though so I guess it does its job pretty well.

    • @FestivaLagoon
      @FestivaLagoon 3 года назад +7

      I made the same guess, then I was proved wrong.

    • @LuckyFullPR
      @LuckyFullPR 2 года назад +4

      Imagine if he dont show what was in his pocket.

    • @alegsb3943
      @alegsb3943 2 года назад +3

      He said earlier that the gun was shorter so I knew it was the right, plus he’s right handed so he would do that

  • @ayeeyee9634
    @ayeeyee9634 3 года назад +808

    “Gimme all you money”
    Hold on lemme PayPal you

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner 4 года назад +245

    He had every opportunity to do the "call an ambulance but not for me" meme and he didn't take it

  • @V-oj9we8gf7d
    @V-oj9we8gf7d 2 года назад +1

    police - So sorry for shooting you i thought your phone was a gun
    This has to be the stupidest idea ever.

  • @strikerfrost7222
    @strikerfrost7222 4 года назад +869

    "Brandon, no phones in class."
    *Hehehe oh but Miss Johnson, this isn't a phone...*

    • @mrlingshaun6269
      @mrlingshaun6269 4 года назад +22

      NOOOOO😂🤣😂

    • @RonaldoZ1024
      @RonaldoZ1024 4 года назад +80

      And then Miss Johnson started hearing Pumped Up Kicks in the background

    • @SuperS0N1Cyt
      @SuperS0N1Cyt 4 года назад +13

      That's not the charger port Miss Johnson

    • @narvea
      @narvea 4 года назад +12

      *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run-*

    • @kimberlymarsh9687
      @kimberlymarsh9687 4 года назад +9

      *outrun my gun*

  • @ossifyn3221
    @ossifyn3221 4 года назад +230

    Imagine getting a call and accidentally pulling this out

    • @cw9627
      @cw9627 4 года назад +29

      Or getting mugged and pulling your phone out!

    • @thefadedfisherman5548
      @thefadedfisherman5548 4 года назад +1

      @@cw9627 😂😂😂

    • @GhenzieDC
      @GhenzieDC 4 года назад

      The funny part about that, is no one would ever notice, hell you could probably walk around Walmart with it in your hand and no one would notice. Even the hinge screw makes it look like it has a camera on the back.

  • @frestyze
    @frestyze 4 года назад +448

    "Hey, can you take a picture of us :)"
    "Sure, let me just turn on the flash >:)"
    *Bang*

  • @LanxPenzenpepper
    @LanxPenzenpepper 2 года назад +1

    When you rob someone and they casually pulled off a riffle magazine and shotgun shells from their pocket, you run 😂
    You won't know when you'll be in front of their barrel... 😂

  • @justinbeard6395
    @justinbeard6395 4 года назад +254

    Matt- "I'd have to say 2" barrel"
    Me-*looks down* "seems right"

    • @johnmutz9919
      @johnmutz9919 4 года назад +1

      They make little blue pills for that 😘

    • @hu3965
      @hu3965 4 года назад

      Nice 1 more than me

  • @edwindanielguzmanromero7106
    @edwindanielguzmanromero7106 4 года назад +3771

    The quiet kid of the classroom : interesting

    • @eastonator1262
      @eastonator1262 4 года назад +70

      It’s only a 2 shot that they’d probably miss unless they were right next to you and they have to take it apart to reload so he wouldn’t get too far lmao

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 года назад +95

      @@eastonator1262 Still two confirmed kills, if that quiet kid was me in my childhood.

    • @eliastaveras8007
      @eliastaveras8007 4 года назад +46

      @@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 your way of thinking is scary mate

    • @malikkamikaze
      @malikkamikaze 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @goddragonaz462
      @goddragonaz462 4 года назад +11

      This is a nice little self defense

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 4 года назад +113

    That awkward moment when the stewardess asks you to turn your gun to airplane mode.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 года назад +5

      Flight attendant: could you turn on airplane mode
      Me: uh, sure thing
      My phone: *turns into A10 and flies next to us*
      Me: there ya go.
      Flight attendant: ...
      Iran: *internal screaming*

    • @thirdfir5369
      @thirdfir5369 4 года назад

      Remember no Russian

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 4 года назад

      'you mean hijack mode?'

  • @MrGrimm-gy1mu
    @MrGrimm-gy1mu 2 года назад +8

    When you really want to reach the 3 detection rate to get max dodge and crits

  • @misakamikoto8785
    @misakamikoto8785 4 года назад +289

    Friend: I got the new iPhone SE for $399, what you got?
    Me: I got the new iGun for $380.

    • @oveandresthre7666
      @oveandresthre7666 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexandergrandbell3111
      @alexandergrandbell3111 4 года назад +7

      $575*

    • @konrah1486
      @konrah1486 4 года назад +6

      alexander grandbell shut up

    • @medicah
      @medicah 4 года назад

      Misaka Mikoto based af

    • @joseph1541
      @joseph1541 4 года назад +1

      I love how everyone comments but doesn’t even know what the gun is that he featured lol

  • @ad1ldo
    @ad1ldo 4 года назад +400

    Matt “Definitely not a gun” Carriker

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 года назад +10

      Matt ”Don’t tell mare” Carriker

    • @uwillcatchhands2479
      @uwillcatchhands2479 4 года назад +6

      Matt "i didnt buy a gun... i bought two guns" Carriker

    • @chelo4197
      @chelo4197 4 года назад +2

      Matt "5.7 is a super small but really fast round" carriker

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 года назад +2

      Matt ”I’m not sure if this is legal” Carriker

  • @claytonstuhlsatz5423
    @claytonstuhlsatz5423 4 года назад +364

    Apple: enjoy this new AR 15 disguised as an iPad
    Matt: I’ll take your entire stock

  • @Cb.7275
    @Cb.7275 2 года назад

    8:00 he looks like Dean Winchester every time Dean has a gun 🤣(supernatural)

  • @ellejendario97
    @ellejendario97 4 года назад +408

    the robber: "why do your phone has a picatinny rail?

    • @GrandHeresiarch
      @GrandHeresiarch 4 года назад +49

      "It's just a razer gaming phone with a call of duty skin." By the time they think that through you've resolved the problem.

    • @april-wr1mf
      @april-wr1mf 3 года назад +1

      Well you see it's this cool folding phone with 2 headphone jacks you see look down that Jack it's also waterproof

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 года назад +1

      Aesthetics

  • @ajkulac9895
    @ajkulac9895 3 года назад +389

    "I wasn't robbing that store, just paying with wrong credit card"

  • @april-wr1mf
    @april-wr1mf 3 года назад +621

    Imagine robbing a guy and he 2 taps you in the stomach with a cellphone

  • @ozzymata3098
    @ozzymata3098 2 года назад

    The intro should’ve had him singing “Mama I just killed a man” “Bohemian Rhapsody” 🤣

  • @rotatingrobocockdarkdoggytechn
    @rotatingrobocockdarkdoggytechn 4 года назад +214

    wasted opportunity with the second phone
    "MAMAAAAAAA, JUST KILLED A MAN"

    • @ignoreddemon1857
      @ignoreddemon1857 4 года назад +4

      literally was going to comment this, great minds I guess

    • @pina4583
      @pina4583 4 года назад +4

      put the gun againts his head

    • @carumsarene
      @carumsarene 4 года назад

      @@pina4583
      Pulled my trigger now he's dead~♪

    • @DANMALAGABR2007
      @DANMALAGABR2007 4 года назад +1

      @@carumsarene mamaaaaaaa life has Just begun

    • @lordofthemfl9899
      @lordofthemfl9899 4 года назад

      @@DANMALAGABR2007 Is it normal that I read it with Freddie's voice in my head.

  • @bird9935
    @bird9935 4 года назад +103

    “Do you have any weapons in the car”
    *”No lmao”*

  • @sb859
    @sb859 4 года назад +133

    "Smile, and wait for the flash!"

  • @vyc_vyprr2296
    @vyc_vyprr2296 2 года назад +2

    I like the wallet one because you can just pull it out whenever you’re getting robbed and say here’s my money but then you can just shoot them. Pretty cool stuff.

  • @rutaroslekiene3148
    @rutaroslekiene3148 4 года назад +219

    Friend: yo dude what phone you got
    Me: oh i got an iGun 11 pro max

    • @raythomas5090
      @raythomas5090 4 года назад +5

      The S10 cal Lite comes with a headphone jack

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 4 года назад +4

      Wow ur phone is worse i have igun 12 pro max plus ultra oled

    • @scrappiblaze5161
      @scrappiblaze5161 4 года назад +1

      😂😭

  • @pilotmichael3422
    @pilotmichael3422 3 года назад +432

    My dad's house burned down a couple days ago and my cat passed away in the fire. So far your videos are the only thing that has been able to take my mind off the incident and put me in a good mood, even if it is just for a few minutes. Thank you, Matt.

    • @cheekibreeki4783
      @cheekibreeki4783 3 года назад +32

      Can relate, my cat and dad did pass this year.. it'll get better, try to not focus too much on the past and look to the future

    • @coop13
      @coop13 3 года назад +17

      pog

    • @gofys3098
      @gofys3098 3 года назад +13

      Oh man im so sorry. So sorry. My house is ok but my cat was smashed by the neighbours carpark door. It took me 2 weeks to get over it and i still think about it on the regular. Im so sorry man

    • @AliHaider-on7cl
      @AliHaider-on7cl 3 года назад +6

      @@coop13 it's not pog

    • @AliHaider-on7cl
      @AliHaider-on7cl 3 года назад +7

      I'm so sorry

  • @jackstoutamore8541
    @jackstoutamore8541 4 года назад +704

    COD players in the comment section be like: that’s a pretty cool gun...let’s suppress it!

    • @crimzonrayz3274
      @crimzonrayz3274 4 года назад +4

      Jack Stoutamore why would u suppress it

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 года назад +23

      @@crimzonrayz3274 cause why not?

    • @jakekaim03
      @jakekaim03 4 года назад +90

      CrimZon RayZ so you don’t show on the mini map

    • @crimzonrayz3274
      @crimzonrayz3274 4 года назад +4

      Jake Kaim it doesn’t apply in the newest cod does it

    • @GoProuser44
      @GoProuser44 4 года назад +9

      Monolothic suppressor

  • @gunscountrycorps
    @gunscountrycorps 3 года назад +4

    For the distance you were shooting, it seems accurate. Really good for going too the ATM. Would be really good chambered in a 410

  • @onefishyboi2331
    @onefishyboi2331 4 года назад +1055

    When you call suicide hotline with the wrong phone

  • @hushmyusic9613
    @hushmyusic9613 4 года назад +244

    Robber: Gimmi all your money
    Matt: Ima bout to end thisn mans whole career.

  • @ChaseIron
    @ChaseIron 4 года назад +66

    8:14
    All these little bits just tell you he’s a dad.

    • @marcopolo208
      @marcopolo208 4 года назад +5

      He made this so he could have a laugh about it during editing and when rewatching this video.

  • @tatersalad941
    @tatersalad941 3 года назад +1

    That moment you pull out the wrong cellphone. ☠️

  • @S_U_R_A_J
    @S_U_R_A_J 4 года назад +390

    Everyone gangsta until this device reaches a real gangster.

    • @kaden-bone8097
      @kaden-bone8097 4 года назад

      What's a "real gangster".

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 4 года назад +6

      Lmao gangster is nothing yo

    • @Spacecadet3890
      @Spacecadet3890 4 года назад +1

      @@kaden-bone8097 someone willing to dump a mag into innocent bystanders completely missing there target because they were selling narcotics,

    • @gamerkaren5691
      @gamerkaren5691 4 года назад

      @@kaden-bone8097 a gang member

    • @onceacarnowaking539
      @onceacarnowaking539 4 года назад +1

      Pub Thumpin hip fire upside down glock while rolling about

  • @el_Miguel_
    @el_Miguel_ 4 года назад +303

    Robber: Give me ur money and phone!!!
    Me: Heres my phone.....

  • @pyromaniaxe1187
    @pyromaniaxe1187 4 года назад +541

    The odd part is that when the gun and the phone were in his pockets, the phone looked more like the gun than the gun did.

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 года назад +21

      I remembered his phone was slightly longer and knew which was which. Still, without knowing he had a phone and a gun you would simply think he had a phone in his pocket.

    • @tanweerismail9673
      @tanweerismail9673 4 года назад +1

      thats the piont

    • @jeffgray7922
      @jeffgray7922 4 года назад +3

      Same. I really thought it was in his right pocket until he pulled them out. Blew my mind.

    • @comradeq2493
      @comradeq2493 4 года назад

      @@jeffgray7922 same

    • @viking90706
      @viking90706 2 года назад

      YES YES, I was actually fooled by the same demo.

  • @Jasonvalley4
    @Jasonvalley4 3 года назад +1

    Imagine, bringing it on an airplane saying it's your phone

    • @tacklemalone2584
      @tacklemalone2584 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao it'd probably be detected tho and you would have to get bullets from wherever tf u fly to