At least for me, the funniest parts of these videos are the increasingly absurd poses Steven makes. We literally have Steven rolling into frame and planking on random surfaces now. Who knows what the future will bring?
Steven has that power of making a series and then keeping it going for like 6-9 episodes, but ensuring each episode is still extremely funny. We love you steven Edit: wow I’ve never had this many likes thank you
"You got chips ahoy?" "We got cookies, YA BOII" "You got pop tarts" "Ya its cardboard okay" "Oh thats about the same" This is the best series on youtube 🤣🔥 Awesome as usual steven!😁🤩
@Melon Musk The world's smallest violin, really needs an audience, So if I do not find somebody soon, I blow up into smithereens and spel my tiny symphony, Just let me play my violin for you!
Steven's Dad : "You have wine ???" Seller : "Oh yes, we have wine..." Steven's Dad : "Oh, ok, what kind you got ?" Seller : "C R U S H E D G R A P E S" Steven's Dad : _(Starts Planking like it's 2014)_
Copy - Original 0:12 OFC - KFC 0:22 Sunbucks - Starbucks 0:43 Micheal Alone - McDonalds 0:47 Windy - Brisk 0:48 Pow - Bang 0:50 Coke Negative - Coke Zero 0:58 Turnip Drink - Ginger Ale 1:00 Leaf Juice - Root Beer 1:08 C R U S H E D G R A P E S 1:13 Goblin - Sprite 1:15 Street Nuts - Trail Mix 1:16 Sun Burned - Sunkist 1:19 I SEND YOU TO JESUS (I think the next one might be cheesy) 1:22 Macaroni - Macklemore 1:28 Cookies Yeah Boy! - Chips Ahoy! 1:30 Lebron Pork - Kobe Beef 1:32 Cardboard - Pop Tarts 1:39 Dippin Danish - Dunkin Donuts 1:40 Apple A+ - Applebee's 1:42 IJump - IHop I hate my life
The part where he says: "What the hell is Coke negative!?" Got me so hard i repeated it like 27 times how funny it was. I was rolling and my breath stopped! Afterwards i was coughing. Thanks Steven for these funny videos!
If he ever mentioned if Dr.Pepper was available, I bet the only logical response he would get would be Dr.Salt, and that’s when the emotional damage truly hits and occurs at a maximum rate.
Steven, I love the content, it keeps me going… as currently things aren’t good personally. Hopefully they become better, but you’ve made the agonizingly long and problematic few months more bearable with your absolutely hilarious content! Keep it up, we love you man!
at this point, I see the jokes coming and just laugh silently, but the pun about macorooni being a bit cheesy caught me off guard and now I cant stop laughing like a maniac! Also that Apple A+ is Genius. Why did we ever settle for FAILURE?
Which Jokes? These are real brands in China. OFC I have seen myself. But as these are mostly only locally sold, you won't hear to much about. Especially at train stations they sells those off brand stuff. I remember the first fake Sprite. Similar characters and color. So I only realized this after taking the first sip.
The editing, the way steven acts and the positions he put himself into in the video is just perfect comedy. On top of that he also made us a food review of OFC's fried duck which he says is 10/10. Gotta get there to try it one day... Your food reviews are inspirational to us all Steven! :)
I wish there were 10 more sequels to 'Everything is Offbrand'. Cookies Yeah Boi! was my favorite line from this video! Well-written skit! Keep writing Steven! You'll have your own Asian sitcom some day soon :D
After watching this, I went on a deep dive into copycat brands. My favorite was the story of 6-twelve. A former 7-eleven franchise owner got sick of the company practices and opened his own store across the street.
Steven: "You got Brisk?" Guy: "We got windy." Steven: "You got Bang?" Guy: "We got pow!" Steven: "You got Coke Zero?" Guy: "We have Coke negative." Steven: "What the haaill is coke n e g a t i v e ?"
@@StevenHe Of course!!! It means the world to me that you make them! You’re the one RUclipsr I can always count on to have genuinely enjoyable content. Thank you for that!
I bet the catch is that it also just eats your soul while it's in there taking the calories away. Either that or it just gives you diarrhea, hard to tell.
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Steven He can make us laugh more times in 2 minutes than most comedy films can do in hours . 🙂 .
Oh my I’m framing this comment ❤️😂 thank you for making my day
@@StevenHe We mean it 😁👍🏻
and unlike comedians he can still keep the same concept fresh and funny over and over again
Here before this gets 100 comments
Hello pinned person
“We have macaroni”
“Yeah, it’s a bit cheesy”
That was a pretty good dad joke 😂
Im still sitting here after 5 min of a laughing cramp gasping for air. Don’t know why it’s so funny 🤣
This one broke me worse than my parents divorce
This one broke me worse than my parents divorce
I think the secret to dad jokes is telling them really fast and see people get the joke 2 mins later
You got the movie Polar Express?
We got the Antarctic Commuter.
*I will send you to Jesus.*
“You got Kobe Beef?”
“We got Lebron Pork”
Steven He is hands down a genius level comedian
Hi
Lebron Pork had me laughin so hard :D
Lmao
Found you!
Not genius, he's legend of comedian
"What the hell is coke negative?"
"It's so good it takes calories away"
Steven just broke the laws of physics again 😂
It's before Steven's Dad invented physics, so it's okay
Must be made of celery lol
Steven's dad should buy that company
Maybe it just gives diarrhoea
Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
That “I LEAVING” was priceless!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Indeed!!!
“You got pop tarts”
“Yeah is cardboard ok”
Steven has done it again 😂😂😂
True they are the same😂😝
Nah dude you have to get the strawberry ones, the brown sugar ones taste like stale bread
@@Jacob48902 I grew up with toaster strudels with that delicious white frosting with the yummy crispy😋
@@Jacob48902 all them do
"well they're about the same"
“That’s macaroni” “Yeah it’s a bit cheesy” that was a sneaky little joke from Steven🔥
Pfffffffffffff
Fr
He went to far
hahahahha. was gg to say this
My sides went into orbit at that line
"Is that Mackelmore!?
No, it's Macaroni.
Gah, dammit!
I know, it's cheesy."
I laughed a little too hard at this part. 🤣
I laughed so Hard i almost died
"I hop?"
"I jump"
"I'm leaving"
Laughed way too hard on this one.
No no no
It should be *I LEAVING*
XD
@@Emilian0oGE it is. that's the joke.
@@alexanderkurz1603 yea ik
iphone
youmobile
At least for me, the funniest parts of these videos are the increasingly absurd poses Steven makes. We literally have Steven rolling into frame and planking on random surfaces now. Who knows what the future will bring?
the rolling was too funny. I look forward to flying into the frame next time
@@StevenHe looking forward to see that Steven. You always bring great content makes our day
@@StevenHe lol
@@StevenHe did you not hear? physics was invented
It’s like what Ryan Trahan did when “The Great Reset” was mentioned
Steven has that power of making a series and then keeping it going for like 6-9 episodes, but ensuring each episode is still extremely funny. We love you steven
Edit: wow I’ve never had this many likes thank you
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Intresting choice of numbers
6-9........... Hmmmm
Nice
Makes people genuinely laugh more times than an entire season of Seinfeld, they rely on laugh tracks to tell us when a joke was made, it's that bad.
"You have pop tarts?"
"We have cardboard."
"WHAT THE... oh, they about the same."
🤣🤣🤣 That has got to be the best one yet @StevenHe !!
it really does tho...
He not wrong
*C r u s h e d g r a p e s .*
Shots fired
@@mushroomfairycore30it is wrong
The "I'm leaving" after Ijump got me so good😂 and Michael alone "What does he need a friend?", just spectacular comedy.
"I leaving" not "I'm leaving".
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I bet the other guy gonna say you stay. Or something like that
ihop vs u jump would be better
"It's so good it takes calories away."
That really got me laughing 😆. This is the best Steven He series and one of the best comedy series out there.
Yoo uh can I order some of those??
One biscuit-One calorie
So it's so bad it makes you throw up thus taking calories away. Or it causes diarrhea
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IHOP?
IJUMP
I LEAVING!
That one got me so hard 🤣🤣
You Staying!
@@GreyscaleMonochrome Lol, I was about to write that.
Same
I'm dying, yeah. It's a name of a cookie.
What
You mean Ok, it's a cafe.
@@ur_local_butterstick Lol
That's a chip brand
"You got iHop
We got iJump
iLEAVING"
Nice line there 😂😂
"You got chips ahoy?"
"We got cookies, YA BOII"
"You got pop tarts"
"Ya its cardboard okay"
"Oh thats about the same"
This is the best series on youtube 🤣🔥
Awesome as usual steven!😁🤩
These were my two favorite bits. The way he said "Yea Boii!" never gets old.
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@Melon Musk
The world's smallest violin, really needs an audience,
So if I do not find somebody soon,
I blow up into smithereens and spel my tiny symphony,
Just let me play my violin for you!
Steven's Dad : "You have wine ???"
Seller : "Oh yes, we have wine..."
Steven's Dad : "Oh, ok, what kind you got ?"
Seller : "C R U S H E D G R A P E S"
Steven's Dad : _(Starts Planking like it's 2014)_
Definitely one of the 2 best parts
*nice profile picture*
@@CreeperCart secure, contain, protect
C R U S H E D G R A P E S
me: WHEEZES SO HARD
@@curdlem1lk SCP-001: sus amongus “Sussy Commenter”
Safe Class
Description:
Any knowledge of SCP-001 causes immediate brain death.
Another great skit done by Steven. Also, as a fellow asian, I support AppleA+'s.
yes.
Should've said Banana A+
@@priscillajimenez27 Banana starts with B. So No
@@trym2121 b is F A I L U R E
Perfect scores required for booking a table right?
Stephen's dad planking in distressed response to knockoffs is the funniest thing I've seen all week
Stephen???
The “I will send you to Jesus” joke never gets old.
Right? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Why are almost all of the replies bots?
Thanks for sending people in Jesus' direction 🙃
Yessss😂😂😂😂😂😂
Copy - Original
0:12 OFC - KFC
0:22 Sunbucks - Starbucks
0:43 Micheal Alone - McDonalds
0:47 Windy - Brisk
0:48 Pow - Bang
0:50 Coke Negative - Coke Zero
0:58 Turnip Drink - Ginger Ale
1:00 Leaf Juice - Root Beer
1:08 C R U S H E D G R A P E S
1:13 Goblin - Sprite
1:15 Street Nuts - Trail Mix
1:16 Sun Burned - Sunkist
1:19 I SEND YOU TO JESUS
(I think the next one might be cheesy)
1:22 Macaroni - Macklemore
1:28 Cookies Yeah Boy! - Chips Ahoy!
1:30 Lebron Pork - Kobe Beef
1:32 Cardboard - Pop Tarts
1:39 Dippin Danish - Dunkin Donuts
1:40 Apple A+ - Applebee's
1:42 IJump - IHop
I hate my life
could be sundollar but meh
And don’t forget Macaroni - Macklemore
Edit: sorry I just released I spell “Macklemore” wrong I spelt it “Michael Mo”
bro, you forgot "I'm leaving!"
@@thomasmiller4710 that’s incorrect it’s “ILEAVING”
Apple A+ is the best
0:51 "What is coke negative?"
"It's so good it takes calories away" (That got me laugh so hard😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂)
What about star wars
Do you mean no stars
what
if you watch it, your chances of finding stars decrease.
"Ihop?"
Ijump
"I LEAVING!"
XD nailed that last bit.
Just finished a protein shake and was about to exercise but this is more important
Man got his priority’s straight I respect you! :D
I respect a man that values priorities
Emotional damage > gains!
A Proteinshake is a bad pre-work out Meal
Facts
"No, that's Macaroni...yeah, it's a bit cheesy."
YOU ARE A KING, STEVEN HE.
THE BEST JOKE!!
Steven: Do you got "Chips Ahoy"?
Off-brand Steven: We got "Cookies-zya-boy"
More like Steven’s Dad.
That’s pretty on-brand tbh
bro that sounded better the first time
Lol
@@alexanderchow7491 Steven She
"COOKIES YEAH BOI!"💀🤣
I love this chips ahoy mock so much! 😂
That "cheesy" joke just flew by so nonchalant 🤣
Top tier Dad joke
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1:37 i was legit rolling on the floor laughing
This was a blast. Thank you, Steven, for all the meme-worthy quotes, cries of despair, and laughs.
I finally found your channel
Xavier taking inspiration from Steven meanwhile we take it from Xavier 🤣
@DON'T No
nub
hello, my brother
Chuckles
"I will send you to Jesus "
😂
"You got pop tarts?
we got cardboard?
...
they're about the same"
How *_dare_* you 🤣
If we were taking about old-school pop tarts, then I'd agree with you. The stuff nowadays is sub-par
@@CommanderDixion oh hell yeah.. I used to have pop tarts for breakfast in elementary school (around 1992 - 1995), they're really good..
Well pop tarts are just cardboard flavored crackers that someone coughed some cake toppings on top
Agreed 100%
What are pop tarts?
The part where he says: "What the hell is Coke negative!?" Got me so hard i repeated it like 27 times how funny it was. I was rolling and my breath stopped! Afterwards i was coughing. Thanks Steven for these funny videos!
😆😆😆 That was definitely my favorite part as well! 🤣
Got you hard? Better than viagra? 😁
“It’s so good it takes calories away”
Ngl, that made me crave it
True 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If he ever mentioned if Dr.Pepper was available, I bet the only logical response he would get would be Dr.Salt, and that’s when the emotional damage truly hits and occurs at a maximum rate.
Dr. Salt Negative
@@StevenHe
dr. pepper
Seniõr Salt.
Salt never got his PHD
Undergrad Pepper
Salt Junior
Dr pepper
Ms. Salt
“We got cookies YEAAAA BOI”
Had me rollin 😭
This dude is literally making me lose pounds from laughing so hard😂
Same effect as Coke negative
@@VV-lq4di lmaooo
@@VV-lq4di I found coke negative in Kroger.
I gave it to my dad
(I'm only 10 and a half and it's so easy to roast my dad.)
Have you tried coke negative?
@@trajectorygaming3 Not yet now that u mention it I will😂
steven looking like a crushed grape himself after hearing the wine
crushed grape is my new favourite drink
@@Instabruh.User.. wha-
@@dexter_animates2205 It's not real, just a bot.
@@lavasqrl702 bro ik its just that title 😳
"I WILL SEND U TO JESUS" always kills me🤣🤣🤣
The way he says it. Sounds like hes tired of this joke.
"Ihop?"
"Ijump."
"I leaving!"
it's just too good
1:09 me when i was a kid for absolutely no reason
💀
@@RastaFudge it was a one second difference there's no need to correct
@@Zebrage i was 3rd
While my friends eat at “Jolly Bee’s” I’ll enjoy myself at “Sad Wasps” Thanks Steven, your the reason why I don’t wash my hands after taking a shower
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I hate to be annoying but it's you're
@@cfitz4932 I hate to be annoying but you forgot ending punctuation.
Damn my friends eat at Mission BBQ while I eat at Operation S.P.I.C.E
Steven, I love the content, it keeps me going… as currently things aren’t good personally. Hopefully they become better, but you’ve made the agonizingly long and problematic few months more bearable with your absolutely hilarious content! Keep it up, we love you man!
It gets Better.. Thats all i can say man..
@@ivanvolarevic2625 I appreciate your comfort and kind words Ivan, have a nice day.
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@@Ok-xe4ks XD, That makes that Family Guy scene even more hilarious. and I personally like Family Guy. Thank you
"It's so good it takes calories away" I'm pretty sure I lost like 500 calories laughing at that XD
"You got bang?"
"We got POW"
How does he keep making us laugh with this? He's so good!
0:45 He respawned lmao
LMAO underrated
Not LMAO its IMAO
@@MelJel …what
@@MelJelLate reply, but it’s the other way around.
@@MelJel that's a lowercase L
'You got pop tarts'
'Yeah is cardboard okay'
'Oh there about the same'
Killing me over here🤣
"I will send you too jeeesaass" is THE BEST line!
I love how “I will send you to Jesus” is always a consistent joke throughout all of the videos
It's my go to move
It became a classic :>
@@StevenHe yes
@@StevenHe yess
@@StevenHe if a steven he vid doesn't have that, it gives us emotional damage
This is my favorite one of the “when everything is off band” sires if you will. Love you, Steven! Keep up the amazing and funny work! ❤️
0:54
Let's all be honest we would all prob want that
True
Def need that
I need the positive one hundred bc im thin bro
"Ihop?"
"Ijump."
"I leaving."
I WHEEZED SO MUCH I BECAME CARL WHEEZER-
Michael Alone got me. That's probably the most depressing name for pretty much any kind of store.
0:43
I first read it as Michael Afton and had to double check
1:27 I have to eat that cookie boi
That guy went we got cookies ye boi
1:42
“IHOP?”
“I jump”
“I leaving”
I would have left a while ago
Steven’s slipper is probably worth more than my life 😂
“I will send u to Jesus” that always gets me 😂
I love when Steven just rolled to the camera without injuring Himself lmao
Honestly Steven never fails to make me laugh more than anything in 2 minutes lol. Thanks for the good laughs!
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"You got a personal computer?"
"Yea we got everyone's phone"
1:14
"you got sprite?"
"we got 3d model"
underrated asf
Lol
at this point, I see the jokes coming and just laugh silently, but the pun about macorooni being a bit cheesy caught me off guard and now I cant stop laughing like a maniac!
Also that Apple A+ is Genius. Why did we ever settle for FAILURE?
"You got Applebee's?" - "We got Apple A+"
...Now that's an asian joke.
The Asian parents would like AppleA+ more than Applebee's.
I was LOOKING for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m impressed with how Steven can come up with such good jokes that it can make us laugh too hard
@DON'T I’m not gonna fall for it
Ik your gonna rickroll me or something
Which Jokes? These are real brands in China.
OFC I have seen myself. But as these are mostly only locally sold, you won't hear to much about. Especially at train stations they sells those off brand stuff.
I remember the first fake Sprite. Similar characters and color. So I only realized this after taking the first sip.
@@larsradtke4097 yeah Ik majority of these off brands I’ve seen as well
“I will send you to Jesus” (with the slipper!) 👏🤣
2 min of Steven = way funnier than 90% of comedians with Netflix specials 💛🏆
The editing, the way steven acts and the positions he put himself into in the video is just perfect comedy. On top of that he also made us a food review of OFC's fried duck which he says is 10/10. Gotta get there to try it one day...
Your food reviews are inspirational to us all Steven! :)
This is terrible but I’ve gone to a lot of Off brand kfc, they’re always good
@@StevenHe PLEASE more colab with jeenie weenie!
I wish there were 10 more sequels to 'Everything is Offbrand'.
Cookies Yeah Boi! was my favorite line from this video! Well-written skit! Keep writing Steven! You'll have your own Asian sitcom some day soon :D
Same
Irl inspiration:
"McDonalds" -> "Tasty, period"
"Fanta" -> "Fancy"
"Coca cola" -> "Funky monkey coke"
"Sprite" -> "Street"
"Starbucks" -> "Starcoffee"
Cookies YEA BOI
Must be Flavor Flav's own brand.
Starbucks-PlanetEuros
“Michael alone? What does he need a friend?”
“Yes”
That jump sealed it for me lmao
"You got root beer?"
"We've got leaf juice"
*that’s just tea*
I was half expecting him to respond to "I will send you to Jesus!" with "We have cheesus" while holding a bag of poorly disguised cheetos.
I'm writing that down
This needs to happen ASAP
the mcdonald in the acent in SOOOO funny, I'm rolling on the floor replaying that on 0:32 🤣
Grew up around it 🤣
puma sounded say better
the "yeah its cheesy" and "i leaving" joke caught me so offguard thank you for making my day better steven
I laughed the hardest at those exact jokes cuz of how off guard it caught me too 😂
the only comedy youtuber that does not make me feel cringe after 2 months of watching
After watching this, I went on a deep dive into copycat brands. My favorite was the story of 6-twelve. A former 7-eleven franchise owner got sick of the company practices and opened his own store across the street.
haha of course
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Please introduce yourself to this wonderful invention called "doors".
what's next? 5-thirteeen? 4-fourteen? 3-fifteen? 2-sixteen? 1-seventeen?
@@junwtf probably 9-11
@@azizulfikri8392 💀💀💀
1:24 his “GOSH DANG IT” is hilarious 🤣
"You've got Poptarts?"
"Is cardboard okay?"
"Wha- Oh, they're about the same"
That one is good 😂
“Y’all got cars?”
“no, we have metal with wheels”
“Do you have Chips Ahoy?”
“We got Cookies *Y E A H B O I !* “
Flava Flav would proud of that one!
Cookiesyeahboi
“You got chips ahoy, we got cookies yeah boy!” I was laughing so hard!
1:32 aint no way he just said that poptarts are the same as cardboard
It is true tho
@@Name-zm3vj cap
@@O5-13. I have my opinion anf you have yours
@Hizik same thing I told to 05-13
@@Name-zm3vj I was joking lol
The “I will send u to jusus” phrase will forever be an og line
The funniest part for me is when he laughs and laughs in hilarity at his own jokes!😂 Love it!
1:19 the one and only I will send h to Jesus
Steven: "You got Brisk?"
Guy: "We got windy."
Steven: "You got Bang?"
Guy: "We got pow!"
Steven: "You got Coke Zero?"
Guy: "We have Coke negative."
Steven: "What the haaill is coke n e g a t i v e ?"
“Do you got chips ahoy?”
“We got cookiezz yeah boy”
Got me dying with the yeah boy🤣
0:22 : I'm pretty sure I actually saw one of these in China
It's crazy how people get away with this
@Free Gamer Apparently yes, but there are also many genuine Chinese products.
There is no Starbucks in China it's alternative
That perfectly straight face when saying "it's a bit cheesy" cracked me up. 🤣
The "I leaving" joke made me laugh way more than I'm willing to admit
"Apple A Plus" Wouldn't Steven's Dad be happy about that?
0:49
“You got Coke 0?”
“We got Coke -.“
*“WHAT THE HAIL IS COKE -???”*
“It’s so good it takes calories away.”
*Me:* I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!
I will also take the entire stock
Me too
you mean *OUR* stock?
@@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom *soviet anthem plays
@@muhammadfirdausbinsyahrom r/suddenlycommunism
As a 90s kid I was truly delighted to see Steven revive the ancient meme that is PLANKING
Yes! I was like “what tha hail? Is he planking?” 😂
This man never fails to make us laugh, does he? 😂
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Does he?
Steven he.😁🤌
Not does he, Steven He!
@@voxvolhynia5400 *extremely slow claps*
@@voxvolhynia5400 Wait I'm confused-
You got Chips Ahoy?
We have Cookies YEABOI
Best part
I love how he cracks himself up. It’s like he’s entertaining us and himself at the same time. He’s very talented! 😂
Thank you Dassie! It means the world to me when you enjoy the videos
@@StevenHe Of course!!! It means the world to me that you make them! You’re the one RUclipsr I can always count on to have genuinely enjoyable content. Thank you for that!
bruh
i love how "cardboard" is a big step down from frickin' Pop Tarts. Keep up the jokes, Steven!
"you got chips ahoy? we got cookies, yea boy!", this part ☠☠😆🤣🤣
I was dying laughing when he said that! 😂 💀 😂 💀!!
"I'm leaving!"
"I'm staying!"
Missed opportunity right there.
Coke negative actually sounds amazing. Takes calories away, weightloss dream right there.
I bet the catch is that it also just eats your soul while it's in there taking the calories away. Either that or it just gives you diarrhea, hard to tell.
@AndyGneiss considering how hard dieting can be for some, I can't imagine that would turn some off it.
I reckon a lot of people would lose their 3-D privileges if they drank that.
@Nickel Glasses you are not wrong, and that's the unfortunate part.
Just gotta find a food that takes more calories to digest than it provides...
"You got pop-tarts"
"No we got cardboards"
"WHA- Oh they’re about the same" 😭
Big facts
Shots fired at pop-tarts
His comedy is very extraordinary, gets me wheezing for air every time, thank u Mr. He
“You got whine?”
“We got wheren”