The Office | Every Cold Open (Season 3 Part 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @drawingdragons4097
    @drawingdragons4097 3 года назад +4021

    Dwight seriously losing it over Micheal ‘going down the stairs’ is just the most wholesome thing

  • @TheBeaminDemon
    @TheBeaminDemon 3 года назад +2086

    Ok, but Ryan absolutely nailing all of Dwights Brain Teasers effortlessly was pretty badass of him.

    • @Dandylion567
      @Dandylion567 3 года назад +136

      I love Ryan's character because he is really clever and has some great one-liners, but he also becomes awful at the same time, so I get guilty for liking him.

    • @lazyfrogeyes5949
      @lazyfrogeyes5949 2 года назад +25

      Not really considering those are riddles you learn in grade school

    • @balajiram823
      @balajiram823 Год назад +8

      because he wrote the dialogue...😂

    • @danamardell1209
      @danamardell1209 Год назад

      Badass?

  • @elizagracew
    @elizagracew 3 года назад +2294

    “did you see oprah yesterday?”
    “no i didnt”
    “im going to be a father”
    **visible confusion**

    • @faded.sk1es196
      @faded.sk1es196 3 года назад +50

      "You get a baby! And you get a baby!"

    • @jacobnewburry9931
      @jacobnewburry9931 3 года назад +18

      @@faded.sk1es196 everyone gets a baby

    • @RE-pn5yq
      @RE-pn5yq Год назад +2

      “What was Oprah about” Pam immediately understanding that she must ask this next.

    • @ecastel1977
      @ecastel1977 5 месяцев назад

      Find a less expensive baby

    • @smoothpoon86
      @smoothpoon86 4 месяца назад

      “I don’t even know if I want a baby in 8 months…”

  • @rahuljoshirahulmagic
    @rahuljoshirahulmagic 3 года назад +3229

    You know it's crazy when even Creed disapproves it.

    • @ashutoshtiwari4398
      @ashutoshtiwari4398 3 года назад +96

      He never disapproved. He just said it is crazy.

    • @unnecessarily89
      @unnecessarily89 3 года назад +51

      @@ashutoshtiwari4398 oh shut up you just ruined the joke

    • @geepuller1
      @geepuller1 3 года назад +2

      This is true

    • @yogi2550
      @yogi2550 3 года назад +19

      The last person to do this , Creed Braton

    • @shashishekhar----
      @shashishekhar---- 3 года назад +1

      @@unnecessarily89 no you didnot even get it!

  • @vagelishalv6391
    @vagelishalv6391 3 года назад +12445

    at this rate we are gonna have the whole show on youtube

    • @sanandres336
      @sanandres336 3 года назад +103

      Netflix removed it so im happy

    • @boostedsurv1019
      @boostedsurv1019 3 года назад +45

      Don’t jinx it

    • @pranjalawasthi1383
      @pranjalawasthi1383 3 года назад +34

      Isn't that the point ?

    • @lc5613
      @lc5613 3 года назад +34

      @@sanandres336 why

    • @joon_choco
      @joon_choco 3 года назад +11

      That’s what people said on “The office”

  • @LaloThadon
    @LaloThadon 3 года назад +7549

    I feel like im cheating on the office channel.

    • @shadank1666
      @shadank1666 3 года назад +444

      The Office channel : You cheated on me when I specifically asked you not to !

    • @Gsr_automotive
      @Gsr_automotive 3 года назад +184

      I mean the office is owned by NBC but so is peacock so it's probably like cheating on toyota by buying a lexus

    • @LaloThadon
      @LaloThadon 3 года назад +27

      @@Gsr_automotive exactly

    • @ricardoarguelles6706
      @ricardoarguelles6706 3 года назад +66

      @@Gsr_automotive mate what a smart example, hats off to you.

    • @Anonymous-ru2vg
      @Anonymous-ru2vg 3 года назад +31

      Cheating huh, must of learned from the office mattress herself .

  • @AnnamPrasanth
    @AnnamPrasanth 3 года назад +4443

    For real though! Andy DOES NOT get the vibe at all in any scene. He completely misreads the situation every single time. Ed Helms nailed the role.

    • @blurryface5281
      @blurryface5281 3 года назад +22

      Yep

    • @alyprice6263
      @alyprice6263 3 года назад +201

      Ringinginging

    • @potion95
      @potion95 3 года назад +68

      Rootadodadoo

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 года назад +79

      There was absolutely nothing likable about his character.

    • @dylanttc
      @dylanttc 3 года назад +208

      @@sirmount2636 Yeah thats how you know he nailed the role

  • @dunbarlocals8099
    @dunbarlocals8099 3 года назад +2467

    “ *false, I do not miss him* “
    - Dwight Schrute

    • @alrightatgames
      @alrightatgames 3 года назад +27

      I think he misses him

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 3 года назад +20

      False! He does miss him.

    • @yogi2550
      @yogi2550 3 года назад +11

      Fact, I am older than you, I am wiser than you do not mess with me

    • @Skyte100
      @Skyte100 3 года назад +2

      I kinda think he did the nail cutting thing to Ryan because Ryans there and not Jim.

  • @SujoyChakravarthi93
    @SujoyChakravarthi93 3 года назад +466

    1:46 - The mental gymnastics Pam has to go through to decipher what Michael just said only to arrive at possibly the best response to understand what happened, showing how well he knows him. I love this moment so much 😂

  • @gopherguts2183
    @gopherguts2183 3 года назад +1059

    Back when Ryan had hopes and dreams

  • @quinnwood2711
    @quinnwood2711 3 года назад +1812

    I don’t even have to worry abt this show being taken off Netflix cuz it’s basically all on here

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 3 года назад +40

      You could buy each season on RUclips for the same cost of a dinner at Chili's.

    • @demahsamusic8825
      @demahsamusic8825 3 года назад +12

      The office isn't on my Netflix :(

    • @sektornector4837
      @sektornector4837 3 года назад +9

      they took it off Netflix days ago

    • @TheLandlockedViking
      @TheLandlockedViking 3 года назад +3

      The whole series is on Peacock for free I'm pretty sure.

    • @sektornector4837
      @sektornector4837 3 года назад +5

      @@TheLandlockedViking u have to pay for it

  • @justinkarki481
    @justinkarki481 3 года назад +536

    2:35 Pam disagreed the offer for 10 and 20 years of "If in __ years..." question and agreed for 30. Pam knows how not to disappoint Michael.

    • @SN-hn9zi
      @SN-hn9zi 3 года назад +88

      It’s cause she won’t be able to have them when she’s 60 lol

    • @annakareninacamara6580
      @annakareninacamara6580 2 года назад +16

      Also I love that even though she knew he would forget in 10 min or so, she didn't agree at first. So she didn't lie to him, technically lol

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 2 года назад +14

      yea even when michael knows it will never happen she said yes to spare his feelings...pam wont be able to have kids in 30 years which is why michael kept asking....he just wanted a yes not to actually do it.

  • @diebolas3516
    @diebolas3516 3 года назад +1461

    Dwight does appreciate his subordinates, if not why would he save Stanley from the poisoned coffee?

    • @brannonwinchester7054
      @brannonwinchester7054 3 года назад +109

      Because it's happening on company property and he doesn't want the company to be sued.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 3 года назад +33

      He got carried away by the excitement of the moment.

    • @enfpscorpio7053
      @enfpscorpio7053 3 года назад +7

      Plus when he pepper sprayed Roy

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 2 года назад +1

      because hes the one that sent the message to himself. Why would he do that unless the future dwight knew that stanley being poisoned lead to the office being shut down.
      Do you really call them his subordinates? in most shows hes NOT the boss so they are called COWORKERS.....subordinates, you must not have watched most episodes of the office

  • @ankitashilpa6022
    @ankitashilpa6022 3 года назад +98

    13:00 Andy's rrrrriiinnninninninnn gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just too perfect

  • @samiakmal4992
    @samiakmal4992 3 года назад +424

    props to michael, he really went all the way down to the warehouse multiple times for the troops

  • @vxrdaunt
    @vxrdaunt 2 года назад +38

    10:26 Jim's reaction to Dwight saying "And circle gets the square" gets me every time

  • @pavitbhalla6833
    @pavitbhalla6833 3 года назад +523

    Get yourself a friend who laughs at your jokes like Dwight at 3:15

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon 3 года назад +362

    Dwight cracking up at Michael going down the stairs gets me every time

  • @pinkmonkey328
    @pinkmonkey328 3 года назад +70

    5:32 why is no one talking about Michael’s impression of Kelly? 😂😂😂

  • @vladambrose1399
    @vladambrose1399 Год назад +16

    Dying from 12:52 when everyone were trolling Dwight with the audiotape thing and then suddenly Andy yells out something from his own planet about chainsaw and then makes its sound... Man it's sooooo great

  • @aviralsingh002
    @aviralsingh002 3 года назад +117

    4:45 Ryan's few moments of shining,
    But it's great though.

  • @nataliedalea3423
    @nataliedalea3423 2 года назад +28

    It’s weird around 8:50 Pam is all geared up for cold weather but all the trees and shrubs are so lush and green

  • @Skyte100
    @Skyte100 3 года назад +64

    4:58 the moment Dwight realizes he misses Jim since Jim woulda played along.

  • @legacytech1969
    @legacytech1969 3 года назад +77

    Michael's impression of Kelly is spot on.

  • @kphilbox5165
    @kphilbox5165 3 года назад +109

    “That’s crazy, it’s crazy”
    To see Creed trying to acquire the “normal” mindset was just gold.

  • @rebeccawillmore1394
    @rebeccawillmore1394 2 года назад +29

    Dwight's, "I accidentally ran over it" was so innocent😂

  • @ImTheGibby
    @ImTheGibby 3 года назад +267

    That’s why Pam was so happy to have Phillip, so she didn’t have to have a baby with Michael in 30 years

  • @TheMeJustMe75
    @TheMeJustMe75 3 года назад +134

    When it was on Netflix, my wife and I watched it like 7 times start to finish. I would go back and watch my favorite episodes when I was home alone. The only thing I didn't like was when they wrote in the problems between Jim and Pam when Jim worked in Philly. Just seemed unnecessary to the show but I get it.

    • @pratigyaberwal3245
      @pratigyaberwal3245 3 года назад +12

      I think it was to make it more realistic. Long distance couples do face those problems so it was accurate in a way :)

    • @lwazzzyoutuber
      @lwazzzyoutuber 2 года назад +2

      I felt the same way. Why make it so dramatic. But I guess it was for depth

  • @melthesheep1390
    @melthesheep1390 Год назад +3

    12:51 when all the bros are cracking jokes and laughing, and you take it too far

  • @shmooves77
    @shmooves77 3 года назад +118

    This feels like one whole episode

  • @gc7956
    @gc7956 2 года назад +13

    8:54 Dwight runs a 1/4 mile time split of 30 seconds, casually on pace for a World Record time of 2min for the mile.
    Snakes, mongooses, and panthers : beware !

  • @vanshgarg5514
    @vanshgarg5514 3 года назад +172

    The tears in Dwight's eyes were real though, his eyes were all red

  • @MaiaraBela
    @MaiaraBela 3 года назад +21

    The way Michael looks at Ryan at 5:47 is almost obscene LoL

  • @GorgieClarissa
    @GorgieClarissa 2 года назад +21

    the moment when dwight checks to make sure he doesn't have a muppets baby tattoo on his stomach!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dominikrendulic7418
    @dominikrendulic7418 3 года назад +150

    The way Dwight cuts his nails is uncomfortable

    • @adriancrevan
      @adriancrevan 2 года назад +2

      Disgusting right? Once, I was in a train ride that lasted 5 hours and person behind me ate sausages while the one in the front was clipping their nails.
      Not gonna say what country, race and nationality. It would only stir already widespread prejudices.

  • @MrPeepington
    @MrPeepington 3 года назад +46

    1:35 “what was opera about?” 🤣

  • @julianvaldiviezo1904
    @julianvaldiviezo1904 3 года назад +91

    The chainsaw scene makes me laugh

    • @cjvaye99
      @cjvaye99 3 года назад +13

      Everybody's face like "wow really dude" except Stanley who's not even paying attention

    • @lucas25884
      @lucas25884 3 года назад +6

      It gets me every time haha

  • @jeanroucas19
    @jeanroucas19 3 года назад +281

    False, i do not miss him.

  • @lishajain484
    @lishajain484 3 года назад +21

    11:10 you know its hella crazy if creed says its crazy

  • @hamzac.4555
    @hamzac.4555 3 года назад +29

    10:08 "I accidentally ran over it, it's a Christmas miracle :D" Dwight S.

  • @stealthy1498
    @stealthy1498 3 года назад +63

    Dwight was right about his speed. Look at how fast he got around The Office to stop Stanley from drinking the coffee

  • @makarismaileadnan
    @makarismaileadnan 3 года назад +70

    Nobody : ...
    Peacock : Every minute of every episode from The Office

  • @willwiegelman3953
    @willwiegelman3953 2 года назад +10

    "And circle gets the square" never fails to make me laugh for some reason

  • @averygeneralnamecauseicant209
    @averygeneralnamecauseicant209 3 года назад +12

    5:54 This scene is popular because it was shown during the first look of the iPhone 2G in January 2007.

  • @nickpirkle5370
    @nickpirkle5370 3 года назад +205

    this is what the world needed today...

  • @muharremdemiral6914
    @muharremdemiral6914 3 года назад +38

    When I watch the office while eating, I laugh like Kevin

  • @JeffGranja27
    @JeffGranja27 Год назад +7

    The only sitcom I could re-watch and not get bored

  • @jessethies9234
    @jessethies9234 3 года назад +67

    To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther

  • @josejr2784
    @josejr2784 3 года назад +48

    My favorite by far is Michael getting pencils from the warehouse 😂

  • @danielgiraldo3692
    @danielgiraldo3692 3 года назад +39

    The saw sound at the end of Andy’s comment... xD

    • @msdaryllgirl
      @msdaryllgirl 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...and he cleared his throat before doing it again!

  • @kjp8251
    @kjp8251 2 года назад +3

    9:17.
    Stanley mumbling “fantastic” to Hannah Smoterich-Barr’s baby boy is wonderful.

  • @211nale
    @211nale 3 года назад +32

    One of our most ethic coworkers 😂

  • @RUmlas
    @RUmlas 3 года назад +13

    ”And do you know where milk comes from?...”🤣

  • @goldthehatcher8531
    @goldthehatcher8531 Год назад +14

    I love how even Dwight looked at Andy like he ruined the fun.

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 3 года назад +60

    If Creed say its crazy,. Its definitely crazy.

  • @koscarlynn
    @koscarlynn 2 года назад +6

    Michaels forehead sweat when he gets back from crawling for coffee😂😂😂

  • @groningen9670
    @groningen9670 3 года назад +7

    4:54 I like this Ryan.

  • @pigggsy
    @pigggsy 2 года назад +9

    12:14 dwight's face lol

  • @j_iron5049
    @j_iron5049 3 года назад +14

    That false I do not miss him expression of Dwight always get me 😂

  • @DirtbagAlert
    @DirtbagAlert 3 года назад +18

    For Creed to say something is crazy.... it probably is crazy! Hahah

  • @n3r0wolfe
    @n3r0wolfe 2 года назад +5

    "in 10 years"
    ..."no"
    "in 20 years"
    ..."no"
    "in 30 years"
    .. pause.. "ok"
    LOL

  • @elijahelizer4674
    @elijahelizer4674 2 года назад +9

    Micheal pretending to be a baby is just top tier

  • @barsdogukankarakoyun8798
    @barsdogukankarakoyun8798 3 года назад +8

    Whatever you do, do NOT watch 08:11. I beg you.

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp 2 года назад +1

      bro amongus has changed my entire life

  • @serenityatwill716
    @serenityatwill716 3 года назад +6

    9:40 Please stop holding him like that XD

  • @cosmicwaves6938
    @cosmicwaves6938 3 года назад +4

    9:27 the baby was confused too XD

  • @jamessalvador7280
    @jamessalvador7280 3 года назад +46

    i just wanted u guys to know, this is the BEST season of The Office ♥️♥️

  • @anonymousalien2.080
    @anonymousalien2.080 2 года назад +17

    I like to imagine and believe that dwight is actually sad and crying and is actually missing jim when he claims to pretending to

  • @ashrafeeadian9487
    @ashrafeeadian9487 2 года назад +5

    @1:23 Visual representation of my feelings recover 2x the speed of a human being

  • @wrknjob
    @wrknjob 3 года назад +30

    you know something is crazy when Creed says it is

  • @bigaarmory100
    @bigaarmory100 Год назад +2

    Dwight ran his first lap in 0:19 seconds. I think he can do it 😬😬

  • @polynesianbloodline
    @polynesianbloodline 2 года назад +3

    9:55 my baby was so happy. “Mewwy Chwissssmassss…”

  • @sananatheskenana4844
    @sananatheskenana4844 2 года назад +7

    I feel the only reason for the Stanford part of the show was to introduce Andy, and use the future fax joke

  • @bluistic4481
    @bluistic4481 2 года назад +2

    9:45 his Gru came out 😂

  • @binchocats
    @binchocats 3 года назад +19

    the thirst on Karen's face. relatable lol

  • @shagufthahaider4911
    @shagufthahaider4911 3 года назад +9

    Michael's giggle is everything

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 3 года назад +11

    2:39 That 30 year promise though

  • @xxyanlixx
    @xxyanlixx 3 года назад +9

    lol stanley's "fantastic" says it all about his character.

  • @chiaracolombo6405
    @chiaracolombo6405 3 года назад +43

    why do i love this show so much i-

  • @peytonmerrell5186
    @peytonmerrell5186 Год назад +3

    Creed saying “that’s crazy” is beautiful.

  • @genlea9490
    @genlea9490 3 года назад +14

    Watched The Office several times now but I just noticed that "Harvey" the computer was wearing a red hat, in reference to his complexion. Oh, the subtitles of this great show! You see new every day haha

  • @l3x1-99
    @l3x1-99 3 года назад +101

    I would be nice if the made a reunion for this show.

    • @december1to31
      @december1to31 3 года назад +3

      @@manyamitta4491 the reunion trailer is just clips from interviews and other shows the cast were in

    • @december1to31
      @december1to31 3 года назад +1

      Greg Daniels did say it might be possible though

    • @iamankitajena
      @iamankitajena 3 года назад

      @@december1to31 in the description they said they might be working on it

  • @juliamary1587
    @juliamary1587 3 года назад +6

    parents in 2021 be like 9:08

  • @7-grassblades
    @7-grassblades 3 года назад +31

    Ryan was alright in this one season

  • @RebecaC12
    @RebecaC12 3 года назад +9

    If Creed says you're crazy, you're crazy!

  • @sanjitdabriwal7020
    @sanjitdabriwal7020 2 года назад +7

    5:15
    Kelly pronouncing "Kurta"
    Indians: 😖

  • @akbarshoed
    @akbarshoed 3 года назад +7

    I got to admit... Harvey the talking computer cracks me up.

  • @thebgguy7815
    @thebgguy7815 3 года назад +19

    They weld so much power having the office now😂😶

  • @kevinguerra4252
    @kevinguerra4252 3 года назад +15

    I love how these guys look like they all hate their lives just a little 😹

    • @N4t3Process
      @N4t3Process 2 года назад +1

      They work for an office to sell papers

  • @trial3447
    @trial3447 2 года назад +5

    ryan absolutely destroying dwight is hilarious

  • @user-xj1sb3xg1w
    @user-xj1sb3xg1w 3 года назад +8

    I just went threw the entire comment section now my backs hurts from rolling on the ground

  • @sashac4460
    @sashac4460 3 года назад +29

    I miss the office on Netflix🥺

    • @jacklukin5281
      @jacklukin5281 3 года назад +3

      i do to so bad

    • @skipp1762
      @skipp1762 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @harjatalonen3467
      @harjatalonen3467 3 года назад

      Just get a VPN. It's on many other countries Netflix

    • @skipp1762
      @skipp1762 3 года назад

      @@harjatalonen3467 but if they speak a different language they don’t have the English sub or a English dub

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 10 месяцев назад

      Netflix misses having the Office on Netflix too.

  • @yewnew
    @yewnew 3 года назад +25

    I too love Long Tim

  • @dawidhyeshua7138
    @dawidhyeshua7138 3 года назад +5

    "Jim Carrey just walked into the office"
    Yeah he did.

  • @Luvluna19
    @Luvluna19 2 года назад +2

    Cheaper Less Expensive Baby
    ~ Michael

  • @jessejames4673
    @jessejames4673 3 года назад +6

    It's crazy when even Creed says it's crazy

  • @andyb2028
    @andyb2028 3 года назад +43

    Wait, if a baby adoption waiting list is 8 months, then it's not really an adoption; it's a planned manufacturing of kids for sale

  • @thomasshelby9958
    @thomasshelby9958 3 года назад +9

    Dwight is love ❤

  • @ritishdutta2925
    @ritishdutta2925 2 года назад +12

    Only Dwight knows how to handle Toby's objections and if that doesn't make him the best boss!

  • @Joyy_stickk2
    @Joyy_stickk2 3 года назад +4

    "With cream and sugar"
    Michael:🙄

  • @nedthenoodleman
    @nedthenoodleman 3 года назад +8

    I accidentally ran over it it’s a Christmas miracle!