Cotton Hill War Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @leviwarren6222
    @leviwarren6222 Год назад +1360

    The reboot just won't be the same without Junichiro's dad.

    • @BloodyBraces
      @BloodyBraces Год назад +64

      Maybe they could have some flashbacks with him

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio Год назад +32

      Even if he was I expect it to be a dud.

    • @EmperorHomie
      @EmperorHomie Год назад +30

      I just hope the reboot isn't lopsided on making fun of the left. Rightoids needs some love too my man.

    • @Martin-xh8pf
      @Martin-xh8pf Год назад +28

      ​@JoeMama-bj9jw if they just keep it the same I'm happy not too right not too left and woke😂 and I hope they don't get rif of khan too

    • @EmperorHomie
      @EmperorHomie Год назад +15

      @Martin-xh8pf brother with how everything has been politicalzed. You bet your ass that's gonna come out from the peripheral and come to the forefront. The reboot, really continuation since it's picking 15 years later, ain't gonna be as neutral as it was before.

  • @Junglehunter677
    @Junglehunter677 Год назад +2034

    The real story: Cotton hill finished his military service after the battle of GuadaCanal and his transport home was ambushed by a japanese U-Boat. He was injured in the ensuing attack and lost a portion of his legs. He slent the next 2 years recovering in a field hospital and the crazy stories were a result of Morphine induced hallucinations

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 Год назад +286

      I do believe he did kill several men. I doubt his kill count was fiddy men, though.

    • @whatsallthebrouhaha
      @whatsallthebrouhaha Год назад +145

      @@JovanaSanchez000 i guess it would depend on his role. If he was just infantry then probably not but if he was a machine gunner I could see it as possible

    • @TheMovieUniverse
      @TheMovieUniverse Год назад +111

      ​@@JovanaSanchez000if I remember correctly when he was hallucinating in the sweat lodge there were five or six men that he killed. But then again you can't get fifty men in a sweat lodge so who knows.

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 Год назад +31

      Or since one of them was killed by a bazooka, probably destroyed a bunker and made a rough estimate (with some poor sod who was unlucky to be on rocket’s path).
      Plus since part of me feel that the first story was him waking up and attacking a pile of corpses out of shock (either machine gun or transport explosion).

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 Год назад

      Oh, his stories are complete bullshit.

  • @vitaming582
    @vitaming582 Год назад +464

    "I tend to look older because the Japanese shot my shins off in the war!"
    The raw enthusiasm he has for saying that.

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB Год назад +73

    Cotton Hill served the entirety of the Pacific campaign and even had spare time to fight in Italy, what an American patriot!

  • @beachaddict7653
    @beachaddict7653 Год назад +462

    Before cotton lost his shins he was 6'4, now he's only 5'0 even.

    • @A-TALKING-TOASTER
      @A-TALKING-TOASTER Год назад +41

      I don’t get why they even bothered reattaching them especially how they thought he wasn’t gonna walk again
      Making him into a tiny little man seems undignifying

    • @beachaddict7653
      @beachaddict7653 Год назад +20

      @thegreatmaljabroni9860 it's better than not walking at all.

    • @robertisham5279
      @robertisham5279 Год назад +5

      ​@@beachaddict76536 ft 4 then 5 ft 0.

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 Год назад +2

      ​@@robertisham5279man he was tall

    • @assrammington7961
      @assrammington7961 Год назад +10

      He was 8’6” now he’s 3’4”

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 Год назад +23

    This is really hilarious if you watch it back to back with Tom Andersons war stories.

  • @DifferentTypesofPeople
    @DifferentTypesofPeople Год назад +70

    4:06 I always loved how Topsy groans “DYING!”

  • @kylemartin9215
    @kylemartin9215 Год назад +277

    He earned a silver star, the United States 2nd highest honor so he was a war hero and definitely saw some action.

    • @ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460
      @ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460 Год назад +43

      This man earned the Medal Of Honor.

    • @Jackthgun
      @Jackthgun 6 месяцев назад +25

      Look at his medals he has the medal of Honor

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 месяцев назад +13

      The Silver Star is the third highest decoration for valor. The ones above are the branch specific Crosses and then the Medal of Honor. I'm not sure what to make of Cotton's MoH because I would think if it were legit, he and others would mention it, probably often. Perhaps he obtained a replica as part of one of his delusions.

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@dlxmarks Well, he had served from 43-45 in both the European and Pacific theatres, and apparently saved the lives of his friends (the ones he still talks to long after the war), possibly was a PoW or more likely just brought his friends back to friendly lines by himself, sustaining extreme injuries in the process.
      The MoH has been awarded for less, honestly.

    • @SavageRush012
      @SavageRush012 5 месяцев назад +4

      @John.McMillan Cotton is clearly lying about being in the European theater, likely some of the other stories in this video as well (like hiding in a barrel of sake). The episode where Peggy pieced it together showed that some of Cotton's dates conflicted. Which is crazy because he has presumably real medals. So why lie about valor?

  • @victorgalloway9770
    @victorgalloway9770 Год назад +501

    "Called it JUNGLE RICE...tasted fine" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 Год назад +9

      Basically rice wine

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 Год назад +3

      🫡

    • @ernestorobles9220
      @ernestorobles9220 5 месяцев назад +2

      That shit was wild

    • @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
      @JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 4 месяца назад +3

      I've randomly said that in restaurants for years.
      I'm the only one who laughs.
      I have zero friends lol

    • @JH-qy8no
      @JH-qy8no Месяц назад

      😂Yes, his voice inflection when saying "tasted fine."

  • @necrocat9514
    @necrocat9514 Год назад +654

    I always loved seeing the contrast between the WW2 Veterans and the Vietnam Veterans , the WW2 Veterans act like their time at War was the most fun they had and the Vietnam Veterans are just miserable

    • @assrammington7961
      @assrammington7961 Год назад

      Cuz Vietnam is gay

    • @qhethacoalspitter8935
      @qhethacoalspitter8935 Год назад +202

      Ww2 american felt that they had purpose to fight a War for a better future
      Meanwhile.
      'Nam Vet dont feel the same as said war doesnt have any purpose other than fighting a pointless proxy war over flimsy reasoning

    • @higherground9888
      @higherground9888 Год назад

      @@qhethacoalspitter8935 It was decent enough reasoning, it's just that the war was run by morons (sounds familiar)

    • @jailcatjones3250
      @jailcatjones3250 Год назад +28

      ​@@qhethacoalspitter8935it wasn't for nothing, Vietnam became unified and freed Cambodia from the terror of pol pot.

    • @knuckleheads1929
      @knuckleheads1929 Год назад +82

      A big part of that is likely the reception they got when they returned home.

  • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
    @TheLeastOfficialOfBros Год назад +124

    Young Cotton looks a hell of a lot like Bobby, those Hill genes are strong

    • @gimpscam9976
      @gimpscam9976 4 месяца назад +7

      lol and if you look at cottons newest baby, it’s just a little Bobby/cotton. Hank looks like his mom.

  • @JesusFollower500
    @JesusFollower500 Год назад +196

    A lot of people are saying that he had PTSD and hallucinations, but they're wrong, he did everything he said, and probably more. And he killed not 50 but 51 men.

  • @AshlandMan
    @AshlandMan Год назад +216

    I just look at the unit history to kniw where he was. Cotton was in the 77th Infantry Division, so we can conclude he served on Guam, The Philippines, and Okinawa.

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 6 месяцев назад +6

      Ironic because that's a New York National Guard Division

    • @inlikeflynn7238
      @inlikeflynn7238 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@suspicioususer Cotton did say that he lied about his age when he was 14 so that he could join. You could argue he may have left Texas and joined the National Guard in New York at 14, but there is a plaque in this shadow box that says he retired as a colonel. Did he spend 20 years in the military and work his way up from enlisted to officer?

    • @BayouBoy2443
      @BayouBoy2443 5 месяцев назад

      The Fat Electrician did a great video on those guys

    • @Kiryu
      @Kiryu 4 месяца назад

      @@inlikeflynn7238 back during World War II and since they’ve had these things called battlefield promotions. The way it often works for these scenarios is the officer for a croup is killed in the line of duty or is injured and subsequently removed, leaving the highest enlisted man in charge. If it becomes a big enough issue, and he succeeds that he is promoted from enlisted to the rank of officer.

    • @inlikeflynn7238
      @inlikeflynn7238 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Kiryu That's true. There is a chance that he was given a battlefield promotion, but a promotion from enlisted to officer was not very common. There are Medal of Honor recipients who weren't given a promotion to officer. Would the military really have promoted a 14-year-old boy up from enlisted to officer who lied in order to get in the military? The admin guys might be fooled, and the recruiters might not have cared and recruited everybody they could get their hands on, but the officers in charge of Cotton and fought with him would not have been fooled and would have cared that he was 14. Now, it is a cartoon, so credibility and reason might be moot points, and Cotton was created as an absurdist creation meant to illustrate how WW2 veterans seem to other people (badass but with standards impossible to live up to), but this discussion is about how realistic this portrayal of Cotton's military career is and whether it would have been possible?

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama 6 месяцев назад +27

    The way Dale worships Cotton is so beautiful.

  • @Mecceldorf
    @Mecceldorf Год назад +417

    That episode of Peggy's recovery was one of my favorites. Two characters that live off of hating each other, and if it weren't for Cotton's drill tactics and constant self-embellishing tall tales she would have never had the willpower to get up off of that wheelchair. Shows like King of the Hill were masters of conflict in story telling, nowadays you can't have two characters hate one another without trying to make some kind of public statement.

    • @Jesterlee995
      @Jesterlee995 Год назад +25

      Very well said. If two characters hate each other in modern shows it always has some kind of racial or sexist narrative. It can never be two characters that just don’t see eye to eye. This is why I hate new shows. The writing nowadays is trash.

    • @Mecceldorf
      @Mecceldorf Год назад +11

      It's a very harmful tactic to instill in people's heads, that they need to go out of their way to personally uproot anything they can't agree with. I think Cotton puts it best when he tells Hank he's willing to exist on the same world he exists.

    • @assrammington7961
      @assrammington7961 Год назад

      Personally I hate most blk people because they are lazy, unintelligent, and annoying/childish. It’s not racism. It’s just not gelling with their culture. We have different philosophies.

    • @justalurker3489
      @justalurker3489 Год назад +1

      Later King of the Hill absolutely made public statements about people the creators didn't like. There's literally a whole episode just getting mad at the concept of a hippie. Also on a related note Mike Judge is apparently personal friends with Alex Jones, which may have influenced later directions.

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary Год назад

      @@justalurker3489 Mike Judge is obviously a right leaning libertarian. Most free thinking wealthy people are. He’s a high intelligence and traditional values guy. He’s not into the woke crap or whatever the leftist elite pedals to the masses to gain more control and manipulate them more. Mike Judge’s whole deal is trying to show people how stupid people who don’t think for themselves and mindlessly conform are.

  • @Steamboat72
    @Steamboat72 Год назад +103

    I love Cotton Hill. One of his favorite lines of mine is "You don't deserve no Hitlers Canoe", when the VFW was shutting down to lack of funds.

  • @PorothPorcupine
    @PorothPorcupine Год назад +115

    "They opened fire and blew my shins off!" Makes me laugh way too hard 😂

    • @kristimccabe8288
      @kristimccabe8288 3 месяца назад +2

      I died when he said,"Then I beat them with a piece of Fatty" I laughed way too hard 😂

  • @bruhism173
    @bruhism173 Год назад +136

    Even if all the stories are field hospital morphine hallucinations, He still lost his shins, so in all those story's, lays a small amount of truth from which the story's were derived from.

    • @bruhism173
      @bruhism173 Год назад +3

      @Catholic-fascist probably was his shins he was carrying or fatty

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 4 месяца назад +1

      More of the truth is revealed in the Japan episode

  • @rosesweetcharlotte
    @rosesweetcharlotte Год назад +412

    Given that Cotton actually does seem to suffer from PTSD regarding the men he killed, it seems like he likely did have to have battled some Japanese soldiers.

    • @A-TALKING-TOASTER
      @A-TALKING-TOASTER Год назад +37

      If there’s two people that can make PTSD look funny it’s him and major pain

    • @ChuckleBucketBaby
      @ChuckleBucketBaby  Год назад +53

      Yea he wasn't hallucinating in WW2. and he would never agree to your ptsd diagnosis
      He rarely exhibited symptoms: 3 times in fitty years

    • @sixgunshauna3486
      @sixgunshauna3486 Год назад +13

      Well yeah, he got his shins blown off and he had a son with a Japanese nurse.

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad Год назад +21

      Never forget the sweat lodge. All the soldiers he killed coming into give him a death glare before he ran out of the sweat lodge.

    • @AnonfromCA
      @AnonfromCA Год назад +9

      I think he may have killed more than fifty. The man's KD might go far into triple digits and he just can't remember because of possible brain injuries.

  • @Jim-Tuner
    @Jim-Tuner Год назад +191

    A subtile but good bit at the end is that American Campaign Medal. To get that medal, you had to be stationed inside the US for at least a year during world war II.
    The only things known for sure are that whatever happened to his legs had to have happened near at the very end of the war and that he served in the US army in Japan during 1946 (where he spent most of his time in the hospital for his legs).

    • @ChuckleBucketBaby
      @ChuckleBucketBaby  Год назад +18

      thanks! yea i got the idea for this episode, and while compiling footage, i saw the medals, and thought that would look good at the end..

    • @odius94
      @odius94 Год назад +4

      @@ChuckleBucketBaby you done good

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 месяцев назад +1

      And at 5:53 Cotton has a Senior Parachutist Badge so along with his never mentioned Medal of Honor, who knows what's going on with him.

  • @raulcampos5673
    @raulcampos5673 Год назад +14

    "And they were sewing my feet to my knees" always gets me.

  • @lukesta12
    @lukesta12 Год назад +69

    The WW2 Vet making old wife jokes always gets me

  • @AkilanNarayanaswamy
    @AkilanNarayanaswamy Год назад +203

    "Yep, I hi-bachi'd the whole squad" 😂

    • @DarkLorddReviews
      @DarkLorddReviews Год назад +6

      That one is my favorite.

    • @jhs2110
      @jhs2110 Год назад +6

      Live by the hi-bachi die by the hi-bachi

    • @brokenteethalbumreviews5388
      @brokenteethalbumreviews5388 Год назад +2

      Foreshadowing at its greatest

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 4 месяца назад

      “Held my breath until they were good and drunk!….”

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX 4 месяца назад

      He got Hibachi’d in the end… by a🦐🍤

  • @Feuerspray31
    @Feuerspray31 Год назад +8

    I can't look at Cotton without seeing Bobby, and then I absolutely can't take him seriously.

  • @kingbeef66
    @kingbeef66 Год назад +113

    Mickey Rooney would’ve made a great live action Cotton Hill.

    • @ChuckleBucketBaby
      @ChuckleBucketBaby  Год назад +18

      im thinking Tim Conway, he does a character where he gets on his knees, on top of two shoes, like his feet are at the end of his knees, so funny lol

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@ChuckleBucketBabyDorf is the character Tim Conway used to play.
      Unfortunately, Tim died a few years ago.

    • @alanwilcox98
      @alanwilcox98 6 месяцев назад

      why not Wallace Shawn to portray Colonel Cotton Hill

    • @karryjohnson3261
      @karryjohnson3261 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @DennisSullivan-om3oo
    @DennisSullivan-om3oo Год назад +17

    Cotton is the exception to the rule that real heroes never brag.

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 5 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair he has a Silver Star and Medal of Honor, saved his friends lives and got the rank of Colonel.
      All of that is confirmed.
      So at the very least he was on some level considered a hero.

  • @Obrian81
    @Obrian81 6 месяцев назад +4

    "55 Gallon Drama Sake!" 😂
    Loved the way he said it!!

  • @Sarah.J.Jacobson
    @Sarah.J.Jacobson Год назад +28

    I wonder if Cotton and Tom Anderson ever met at the VFW and swapped war stories.

  • @beowulf916
    @beowulf916 Год назад +107

    Not gonna lie, defeating an enemy squad with sake fire-breath is pretty badass.

    • @KawaiianKing
      @KawaiianKing Год назад

      I swear yo lol

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 26 дней назад

      It really is, lol!
      Oh, and funny irony: As I'm writing this, my girlfriend is checking out some Tiktok on her phone and the song playing during it is "Burnin' Love!"

  • @Olliethesnowman
    @Olliethesnowman Год назад +37

    “I climbed the cliffs of Normandy with a fifty pound ice cream maker strapped to my back”

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 месяцев назад

      Of course knowing Cotton, that may have not been during Operation Overlord.

  • @MrStingBlade
    @MrStingBlade Год назад +67

    I'd love to see a history buff work out what parts of Cotton's stories are complete bs and which could be possible.

    • @Brainwarts99
      @Brainwarts99 Год назад +12

      I’d say most combat stories from the pacific are probably true, the exaggerations are laid on pretty heavy so that’s obvious but I don’t think he was in Europe at any point

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 5 месяцев назад

      He POSSIBLY could have been in the African campaign/Invasion of Italy before going to the Pacific. It did happen.

  • @DarkLorddReviews
    @DarkLorddReviews Год назад +59

    We'll miss him. RIP Colonel 🫡

  • @_MrLee
    @_MrLee Год назад +8

    Anyone who joined the military knows that MEPs had some of the funniest moments ever seen... For example have you ever seen a group of guys trying to balance on one foot while their arms are forward? Ankles poppin!

  • @justin764
    @justin764 4 месяца назад +4

    I like the detail to his uniform. The eagle on his Charlies uniform’s chest is an honorable discharge insignia, awarded to those who have been honorably discharged after the WWII

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 Год назад +5

    Lol I lost it way more than I should have when Cotton said the Japanese blew his knee's off during the Gulf War. 😂😂😂

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX Год назад +4

    This is going to be one of those videos that the youtube algorithm blesses down the line.

  • @specialk9424
    @specialk9424 Год назад +16

    The lesson here, Cotton believes himself to be Chuck Norris.

  • @dustinprewitt
    @dustinprewitt Год назад +8

    I wonder if he served with Tom Anderson...

  • @GothamShadows
    @GothamShadows Год назад +5

    "I ask the questions around here like MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!"

  • @Edfiki86
    @Edfiki86 Год назад +15

    I’m only here because of Tom Anderson and his war stories.

    • @kingbeef66
      @kingbeef66 Год назад +4

      Tom Anderson is a very meticulous soldier.

  • @mahogany7712
    @mahogany7712 Год назад +11

    Cotton was probably in the pacific front that the brutality he has to committed and endured has twisted his mind in order to still function thus some stories are all over the place.

  • @bencrowson7661
    @bencrowson7661 Год назад +46

    I like to think the explanation for Cotton being in multiple places at the same time is the cartoon timeline of KOTH. I mean, nobody ages between Y2K and the invention of MySpace, is it really so hard to believe that in the same universe Cotton could have traveled between Munich and Okinawa in less than a day?

    • @herbproductions2813
      @herbproductions2813 Год назад +7

      If kinda annoys me how the characters stopped aging early on in the series. For example you might remember Joseph started to go through puberty and references were made to Bobby becoming a teenager and things like that. It’s kinda disappointing they abandoned that idea early on but I get why they did it

  • @andrewcomments5812
    @andrewcomments5812 5 месяцев назад +2

    I never before noticed the disgust on Peggy's face as she rolled outta there when Cotton was talking about "jungle rice". 😂

  • @bensonmeier9808
    @bensonmeier9808 Год назад +5

    3:31 Ed Asner talking RIP Mr Frederickson!

  • @jackcarraway4707
    @jackcarraway4707 Год назад +86

    "I could save only three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky and Brooklyn. They were like you three except one of them was from Brooklyn."
    Cotton basically called Boomhauer, Dale and Bill fat and smelly.

    • @UNLebanon
      @UNLebanon Год назад +23

      I think Bill is fatty, Dale is stinky, and Boomhauer is Brooklyn.

    • @bigbilly9657
      @bigbilly9657 Год назад +2

      ​@@UNLebanonagreed

    • @jackcarraway4707
      @jackcarraway4707 Год назад +3

      @@UNLebanon Bill is the fattest, Dale is the only one that smokes and Boomhauer is a fast talker.

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 Год назад

      🫡

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce Год назад +6

    cotton is the best character in the show

  • @Polygonlin
    @Polygonlin Год назад +14

    *CALLED IT JUNGLE RICE!...... TASTED FINE!*

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 4 месяца назад

      Also made a lanyard of braided rat tails 🫡

  • @brokenteethalbumreviews5388
    @brokenteethalbumreviews5388 Год назад +8

    Hibachi the whole squad.....talk about foreshadowing

  • @FarmerDrew
    @FarmerDrew Год назад +6

    His legend still coats the pipes of General George S. Patton's famous toilet to this day

  • @heintmeyer2296
    @heintmeyer2296 Год назад +12

    There needs to be mike Judge's masterpiece: live action full length feature movie of Cotton Hill's life. I'm seeing Clooney as older Cotton, maybe Christian Bale as post-war (1945-1960) Cotton, not sure who plays young Cotton...

    • @alanwilcox98
      @alanwilcox98 6 месяцев назад

      you mean a movie based upon the news article The Widow in the Wallet by Peggy Hill and Bobby Hill

  • @Littleisaac928
    @Littleisaac928 Год назад +2

    I'll always remember him saying "where's my bacon"😂😂😂

  • @RAS_Squints
    @RAS_Squints Год назад +4

    Cotton: "I killed fitty men!"

  • @mateomorales1653
    @mateomorales1653 Год назад +13

    I want to see a mike judge approved Cotton/Tom Anderson interaction

    • @SSgtChitEPanz
      @SSgtChitEPanz Год назад +1

      Tom Anderson's war stories is an awesome new addition to Beavis & Butthead

  • @SpikeLanta
    @SpikeLanta 9 месяцев назад +11

    0:20 Cotton is not an officer, Bill. Don't call him sir! LOL

    • @herbproductions2813
      @herbproductions2813 6 месяцев назад +5

      He wasn’t an officer in the army but in the Texas state militia he was a colonel

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 5 месяцев назад

      I mean, Colonel is an officer.

    • @eazy_hub2804
      @eazy_hub2804 4 месяца назад +1

      Cotton eventually did become a officer technically 😂 back then you didn’t need college to be an officer

    • @eazy_hub2804
      @eazy_hub2804 4 месяца назад

      @@herbproductions2813 well then again back then you didn’t need a degree to be a officer

  • @Blueknightsoul84
    @Blueknightsoul84 Год назад +8

    Ha he looks like Bobby if he dropped all that weight.

  • @TT-jg8ju
    @TT-jg8ju Год назад +32

    True texas hero

  • @briandozier9113
    @briandozier9113 Год назад +3

    Ooooo that boy was airborne

  • @michaelsouslin891
    @michaelsouslin891 Год назад +8

    There was fatty, Brooklyn, stinky, fat Brooklyn, and Irvin Lincker. The last name always made me laugh the most 😆

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan 5 месяцев назад

    I never looked at that case with Cottons record.
    A full bird Colonel, A Silver star and Medal of Honor, and apparently stayed in the military for quite a while after WW2 considering he wasn't a Colonel when he lost his shins and was taken off of Japan.

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf 4 месяца назад +1

    Imagine if Cotton was in Star Wars. A Rebel Alliance veteran of the Galactic Civil War.

  • @pedrov9185
    @pedrov9185 Год назад +5

    He had to eat rat droppings and called it jungle rice😂

  • @williehuff7626
    @williehuff7626 Год назад +12

    Move it move it move it. Cotton is a true American hero

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 5 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot about how he said he built a shelter out of scabs and toothpicks, it withstood a “Tojo Balloon Bomb”.

  • @Thinker669
    @Thinker669 Год назад +8

    I woke up in a field hospital and they were sewing my feet to my knees. Now what was it you wanted to tell me?

  • @RyanTeti-t2y
    @RyanTeti-t2y 4 месяца назад

    I find it a good detail how much they made cotton look like Bobby instead of hank when he was younger

  • @crabtrap
    @crabtrap 22 дня назад

    cotton is a character but after watching some of the WW2 doc on youtube, its great to know there was Men that were straight up hard as fk back in the big one

  • @IndianaJenkins615
    @IndianaJenkins615 Год назад +5

    Don't forget Sardinia/Anzio, remember he fought Nazis in Italy 🇮🇹 first before he was sent to the South Pacific- his 1st flashback shows them in Italy.

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 Год назад +5

    Little Man Kids say the darndest things, don't they? XD

  • @MR.GetOVERiT333
    @MR.GetOVERiT333 Год назад +15

    As a combat vet,😢 I'm at attention saluting🫡

    • @KawaiianKing
      @KawaiianKing Год назад +2

      Thank you and my Dad for your service hero 🫡

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 Год назад +7

    Based on that story I’m starting to think his legs were always that way

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte Год назад +4

      No, the Japanese woman he was in love with actually said it was expected that his legs would fall off. That implies that they are like that because of medical intervention

  • @AngryRJL
    @AngryRJL Год назад +7

    5:26 that smile

  • @hippieal
    @hippieal Год назад +9

    I miss cotton. He killed fiddy men

  • @salomesavaje4335
    @salomesavaje4335 3 месяца назад

    This dude stopped his heart to stop hank from talking. 😂

  • @glennmckenzie7090
    @glennmckenzie7090 Год назад +4

    My grandpa is buried in the texas state cemetery

    • @KawaiianKing
      @KawaiianKing Год назад +1

      Respect to yours and your soldier 🇺🇸

  • @oiitzME1266
    @oiitzME1266 3 месяца назад

    I remember being a kid and watching Cotton and his WW2 buddies taunting the Vietnam Veterans lol..

  • @talradlandheart6075
    @talradlandheart6075 5 месяцев назад +2

    I find it rather odd that Cotton was cremated despite earning a burial plot reserved for war veterans.

  • @the_local_bigamist
    @the_local_bigamist Год назад +3

    people debating Cotton's war experiences simply do not understand the fact that his war heroics defy conventional logic (except Munich of course).

  • @dr.killson7355
    @dr.killson7355 5 месяцев назад

    If there ever is another battlefield in WW2 they need to give us missions based around cotton hills stories

  • @BOMBON187
    @BOMBON187 Год назад +4

    I think Roy Benavidez got his inspiration from Cotton.

  • @leociresi4292
    @leociresi4292 4 месяца назад

    Press F to pay respects for Cotton Hill

  • @rhuttrho88
    @rhuttrho88 Год назад +4

    0:57 Not Fatty!😮😢😞

  • @kamranshah8804
    @kamranshah8804 Год назад +5

    cotton was the anti-hero of king of the hill. like cotton was a bad man but he wasn't completely a bad man.

  • @mrkdavis22
    @mrkdavis22 Год назад +19

    the blood attracted sharks i had to give um fatty

    • @Frankie-O
      @Frankie-O Год назад +2

      Bethany Hamilton wasn't given to the sharks.

    • @RK-eo8gl
      @RK-eo8gl Год назад

      Poor Fatty 😵

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 Год назад +3

    General McArthur’s corncob pipe

  • @ec6052
    @ec6052 4 месяца назад

    "Fatty, Stinky and Brooklyn. Kinda like you fellas except one was from Brooklyn"
    That`s fkn gold

  • @TheWedabest
    @TheWedabest Год назад +10

    You forgot anzio and munich.

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz Год назад

      He was never in munich

    • @TheWedabest
      @TheWedabest Год назад +1

      @roachdoggjr.9062 yes he was.

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz Год назад +3

      @@TheWedabest he couldn't have been in Munich at the same he was in Imo Jiwa

    • @lancemannly
      @lancemannly Год назад +8

      ​@@jelly_4_brainzwhich is an even more layered joke than it first appears because he was in the army and Iwo Jima was entirely fought by the marines and the navy so he couldn't have been there either

    • @MediocreMedic123
      @MediocreMedic123 Год назад

      @@lancemannlythat’s where you and most people are wrong. The Army 147th Infantry Regiment was engaged in heavy combat on Iwo.

  • @terranceippolito5061
    @terranceippolito5061 4 месяца назад

    Wana Hear the Story Fattie..!!
    Bill.: Sir Yes Sir..!!!
    😂
    I love How Bill and Cotton Both have Military Ranks and Bill Automatically Addressing him as His Commanding superior

  • @mr.trakkerhakker9455
    @mr.trakkerhakker9455 Год назад +3

    You forgot the Tojo balloon bomb clip 😂

  • @mahdiallen2728
    @mahdiallen2728 Год назад +2

    I'm not in the army but why is it in Cotton's first story did the Japanese soldiers wear shorts?

  • @bleeborg
    @bleeborg Год назад +8

    I know I'm taking his stories a bit too literal but I'll just leave this here anyway: For taking 50 bullets in the back his shirt was nearly pristine without a drop of blood. Sake should not be green. It's a cloudy white. If it was green it probably was not safe for consumption, even by desperate soldiers' standards. Sake is low in alcohol content typically being close to wine, though stronger sakes could reach around 20% alcohol. Either way, that's way too low to hibachi someone with. You need something no less 40% to do that.

    • @bluecanine3374
      @bluecanine3374 Год назад +2

      Wh, for the sake part could have just been Cotton's ignorance on the sorts of liquors the Japanese drank and just called all of them sake. Also I think the green coloration was due to the barrel and weird color filter used for that flashback. Or just a goof by animators

    • @hackersulamaster
      @hackersulamaster Год назад +1

      Orr cotton went into a gasoline induced rampage and little snippets of it come out time to time. If he hid inside of a barrel of fuel as a legitimate method to sneak into camp then he might also be in a high psychosis by the time he got in. Lol.
      The japanese find him surrounded only by many dead japanese with his own shin hand after passing out from killing the last. Cotton probably honestly gleaned this from the japanese resoect/actions towards him with 50 being his most conservative answer.
      If cotton was a liar he wouldve easily stated a higher kill count. That was his low ball lol. This makes the other stories quite bizarre in retrospect.
      Theres other war stories of meth induced soldiers etc doing insane things as well so cottons story is probably meant to reflect that.

  • @nando4044
    @nando4044 Год назад +4

    I called it jungle rice 😭

  • @lordmordhammer777
    @lordmordhammer777 Год назад +3

    RIP Colonel 🫡🇺🇲

  • @toby099
    @toby099 3 месяца назад

    Cotton is the ideal Texan

  • @rainshadows7086
    @rainshadows7086 Год назад +3

    LOL "I hibachi the entire squad"

  • @TNT_FPV
    @TNT_FPV 4 месяца назад

    "See the fitty men he killed!" 🤣

  • @danielgodfrey4415
    @danielgodfrey4415 Год назад +1

    2:24 that flag is incorrect.
    The Japanese have 2 different flags.
    During war they have the red dot with lines

  • @lloydbraun6445
    @lloydbraun6445 4 месяца назад

    He was in a Japanese POW camp and survived on rat droppings, which he called “jungle rice.”

  • @hanginbangin
    @hanginbangin Месяц назад

    “Now come at me! Like on Okinawa when the Tojos came at me faster than I could gut em’ so I had to gut em’ faster”

  • @BenWarshavsky-u8p
    @BenWarshavsky-u8p 2 месяца назад

    Cotton wasn’t lying he just didn’t know geography lol

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 5 месяцев назад

    I crack up every time he says "naizys"