Best SciFi Storytime 1535 - The Unknowing Terran Heroes | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  2 года назад +19

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  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 2 года назад +110

    Damn. Not gonna lie, that's pretty dark. All the nasty, viscous, and evil shite that goes through our brains is because of a long standing war with a psychic enemy. That can't die. That sounds like a challenge. Always did like a good challenge.

  • @Karmasu_L
    @Karmasu_L 2 года назад +162

    Don't ever let the humans know that.
    They WILL find a way to go where the psyonics had come from.

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 года назад +41

      So we can rip and tear until the voices stop?

    • @brendamayfuller8803
      @brendamayfuller8803 2 года назад +54

      @@zyanidwarfare5634 "We're not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with us. And We have such sights to show you..." Humanity

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 2 года назад +8

      @@brendamayfuller8803 humanity to the xenos right?

    • @DisIzDaName
      @DisIzDaName 2 года назад +6

      @@brendamayfuller8803 Perfect place for a Hellraiser reference, lmao

    • @JerrybutTaller
      @JerrybutTaller 2 года назад +15

      And rule 34 them into oblivion

  • @roboticintelligenceunit1a652
    @roboticintelligenceunit1a652 2 года назад +68

    I just depict that 1 human soldier like doom guy saying “I DONT FUCKING CARE!” While killing scionic thoughts

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 года назад +8

      I just pictured a dude standing there in a nondescript pose

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +52

    So the crazy monkeys are the result of Xenos being scared of the voices in their heads? Humans can zap or pill those away. I do feel bad for the rest of the galaxy when we get out there though.

  • @DisIzDaName
    @DisIzDaName 2 года назад +140

    This needs a sequel from the psionic monsters' point of view. They keep trying to turn people and mostly get the crap kicked out of them by the humans' subconscious selves. They barely manage to plant a few bad ideas most of the time before getting told to screw off, or beaten to a pulp in the mind space.

    • @dagan2000
      @dagan2000 2 года назад +35

      Psionic Alien is trying to influence a human's dream, giving them nightmares, the human happens to be James Cameron when he wrote Aliens and Terminator.
      Another haunts Van Gough, which makes him paint more.
      A group of them think they're making headway with the various atrocities in our history, but that just galvanizes human resolve and pushes more advancement.

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 2 года назад +10

      When your personal demons are delicious

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 2 года назад +16

      Turns out that they're responsible for all the irrational childhood fears like the boogeyman and monster under the bed but go brain dead when the child host grows up because the adult human mind overwhelms them at their own game.

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 2 года назад +7

      Psionic Alien's dread April 15! When tax day rolls around and they all get Psychic damage!

    • @dagan2000
      @dagan2000 2 года назад +5

      @@brentmartin6833 where do you think we got the idea of tax day from?

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 2 года назад +167

    Psyonic alien “ your life has no meaning and theres no reason to go on”
    Human “ your right i think its time to make some meaing myself thanks for the thoughts “
    Alien “ NO WAIT YOUR SUPPOSED TO FALL INTO DISPAIR”

    • @no-gracias9863
      @no-gracias9863 2 года назад

      Lol, sounds so stupid it's funny

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers Год назад +15

      Human "I think we have a translation error here. Why would you call self enlightenment despair?"

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld Год назад +10

      Ha. Think on this. "Fall into despair? Dude, the temperature of the universe is three degrees above absolute zero. Just by being here we've already beaten the odds!"

    • @Tornadopelt
      @Tornadopelt Год назад +12

      @@verilyheld I was gonna say, "A real man has no *time* for despair! Kick logic out and do the impossible! That's the way Team Gurren rolls!"

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 Год назад +4

      Human: Instructions Unclear... Imprison you forever?

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 2 года назад +19

    "I don't want my pain taken away. I want my pain. I need my pain!" - Captain James T Kirk

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 2 года назад +74

    So in this universe, our "natural" emotional state, was actually unnatural, and aided us in developing like our universe.
    Like the theory of the mitochondria, our feelings was an eldritch horror, neat.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 2 года назад +12

      Psychic mitochondria? Not sure if that is more Warhammer 40k, Star Wars, or a Giant Robot Anime plot point.
      NGL, sounds awesome.

    • @cmmpr111
      @cmmpr111 Год назад

      ​@@derekstein6193I'd say warhammer

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 2 года назад +74

    Hmm, this might be a boon or a devastation, but I imagine some folks would take pride in the knowledge that they do actually have a purpose at that they for the most part are winning

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 2 года назад +6

      I take Pride in winning against my 'assigned' demons.

    • @iviewardden5436
      @iviewardden5436 Год назад +3

      Companion animals give us a boost change my mind

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Год назад +1

      @@iviewardden5436no I don’t think i will

  • @dagan2000
    @dagan2000 2 года назад +109

    humans once they meet the rest of the galaxy: "Oh, so you're the ones who gave us personal adversity. Gotta hand it to you, without those demons you gave us, we wouldn't have had all of the personal adversity over the centuries, and we NEVER would have gotten to where we are. You gave us art and innovation, gave us a reason for compassion and understanding. You're our heroes."

    • @bytoadynolastname6149
      @bytoadynolastname6149 2 года назад +24

      Humans once they meet the rest of the galaxy: ARE YOU TELLING ME SCIENTOLOGY WAS RIGHT!?! **Flips table, punches through bulkhead, screams into the void of space**

    • @cedric3973
      @cedric3973 2 года назад +8

      @@bytoadynolastname6149 even once humanity learns of this scientology still remains banned as a cult because it's just crazy.

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 2 года назад +9

      You, speaking from a place of privilege: "Oh, so you're the ones who gave us crippling mental illness, rampant poverty, sexual assault, Fascism, mass murder, etc, etc, etc. Thanks! If all these people hadn't had to endure untold suffering, I wouldn't be able to binge TikTok! The suffering of others is the best thing ever!"

    • @dagan2000
      @dagan2000 2 года назад +6

      @@citizen_grub4171 without that suffering, we wouldn't exist the way we do today. without war we wouldn't have our technological achievements. without the evils of the past and today, we have nothing to overcome and improve from and we stagnate. without the horrors and evils of our past, we never would have left the trees. we would have never evolved.
      it's not a place of privilege, it's being a student of history.

    • @citizen_grub4171
      @citizen_grub4171 2 года назад +4

      @@dagan2000 Funny. According to the rules set forth in the story, suffering doesn't seem to be necessary to do well.
      In the real world, meanwhile, it's interesting how the people who actually suffer never seem to be the ones doing well. The ones most likely to succeed are the ones who are born into better positions.
      "Suffering" is not some grand thing to be romanticized.

  • @Shouziroku
    @Shouziroku 2 года назад +55

    Wait, does that mean that humans are "infected"? Or the planet is? If the 1st, we may never leave Sol out of fear of spreading them, if the 2nd, humans may finally find peace once we colonize other planets.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 2 года назад

      Humanity has a tradition that says "The Devil made me do it." From Pol Pot, to the School Shooter, to the "greatest" nation on earth spending its children's futures on buying weapons for a war against a enemy that don't exist. Yes, there are demons out there in our souls.

    • @kerwinbrown4180
      @kerwinbrown4180 2 года назад +3

      They are trapped within us.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Год назад

      Good, well off to see some 34 qnd poison some psychics😈😈😈☠️

  • @sovietpowersupereme6231
    @sovietpowersupereme6231 Год назад +4

    Human consciousness: PRANK EM JOHN.
    Human Consciousness 2: OH YOU ALREADY KNOW,

  • @twotone3471
    @twotone3471 2 года назад +27

    So Humanity shares its souls with a horror beyond compare. Most species would self suicide at the thought, but alas, Humanity upon finding out, simply sought out how to implement its "Rule 34" which upon the universe freaked out upon finding out that humanity had not just fantasized having carnal relations with the cosmic horrors, but that several half breeds were now inhabiting the planet as well as the cosmic horrors and humanity sharing a thing called "Kinks" of which tentacles play a large part.

    • @simonmasbaum8399
      @simonmasbaum8399 2 года назад +2

      No one can illustrate this story, or it will happen.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 2 года назад +7

      @@simonmasbaum8399 You do know what rule 34 is, don't you? If humanity can imagine it, there is porn depicting it.

  • @nraah4707
    @nraah4707 2 года назад +10

    I hate my brain. All my enemies live in there.

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 года назад +3

    The beast in human nature is an eldreth horror. Interesting hypothesis!

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 2 года назад +20

    Take a shot every time "again" is used in this story I dare you to survive to first half.
    But then again only a human would think of that so any Xeno reading this just ignore it.

  • @arobidy
    @arobidy 2 года назад +11

    “Those voices in the dark are eldritch horrors? Huh, I just thought it was my internal dialog. Anyways, have you tried my take on lobster bisque?”

  • @Pip8448
    @Pip8448 Год назад +2

    I love the idea of that little voice in your head telling you to do weird, evil, or sad stuff is interdimensional invaders trying to bring the downfall of all. Yet we as a species have managed to push those thoughts aside enough to grow (at what ever pace) to something better despite all those thoughts and set backs of some people that give in to those whispers.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Год назад +1

      Inhuman voice: how are you fighting back?!
      Human subconscious: fuk you( smacks them with spite)!

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 25 дней назад

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !!!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +4

    Greetings, Mentlgent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Instead of the Unknown Soldier, we are the Unknowing Soldiers.

  • @simonmasbaum8399
    @simonmasbaum8399 2 года назад +3

    I honestly never expected this universe to spawn an origin story for the devil...🤘

  • @monty9456
    @monty9456 6 месяцев назад

    This absolutely needs at least one follow-up.
    When we get to space or as someone else said from the viewpoint of the Psyonics.
    Bravo author!
    Thank you, Sir Squirrel!

  • @xavierzaxavier5873
    @xavierzaxavier5873 2 года назад +5

    Basically.... There is no anything more cruel devastating monstrosity than human.....🤭🤭🤭😂

  • @demonblade001
    @demonblade001 Год назад +2

    Humans: oh we call that a inner monolog.
    Aliens: they speak to you too!?

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 9 месяцев назад +1

      Humans: "Yeah, they do. We usually ignore them because they get real repetitive, and thus boring, before long."

  • @PoldaranOfDalaran
    @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад +7

    This sounds a lot like Scientology except the humans are badass. :P

    • @Bluegreenman99
      @Bluegreenman99 2 года назад

      Or the evil psionics are the demons of every religion.

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +2

      Does that mean that there's a Space version of Tom Cruise?

    • @PoldaranOfDalaran
      @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад +2

      @@chrisdufresne9359 Just gotta find the right closet.

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +1

      @@PoldaranOfDalaran Fair

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Год назад

    hmmm. this could explain a lot
    thanks for the story and narration

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 2 года назад +3

    Somewhat reminiscent of Phantasy Star, eh?

  • @treadheadpete4770
    @treadheadpete4770 Год назад

    Fantastic stories! 07

  • @speeddemon7678
    @speeddemon7678 11 месяцев назад +1

    So THAT'S my sleep paralysis demon! Excuse me, I need to go take a nap so I can kick it's ass.

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto 10 месяцев назад +1

    Explains Lovecraft

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 2 года назад +7

    Sooo, wouldn't that mean the Galactic community is fucked once we're a part of it because we would infect them?🤔

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 года назад +3

      I think it's more like they have an ability to penetrate and humans have enough ability to resist or persist in spite of it. it can happen anywhere at any time but since humanity came on the scene, they haven;t been able to get to other places. The first set of invasions weren't localized and a few of those started with arsing of defeated psyionics. If these psyonics changed location each time, and more invaders were brought in regardless of the location of said bodies, then humanities existence is more what holds them at bay rather than presence. I think the universe would be screwed if humanity dissapeared not spread.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 2 года назад +5

    Humans are space Hobbits.

  • @robertalexander5892
    @robertalexander5892 Год назад

    "Orbital Closets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 2 года назад +1

    keeper going

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy3080 Год назад +1

    The cruel indifference of the universe vs the indomitable human spirit
    But funny enough this makes sense, this is the call of the void, the automatic thoughts we have that are bad, the aliens did not evolve with it, so they could not fight it, yet humans were you g and primitive, and so when they evolved, the evolved to just handle it

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Год назад

    Thanks for the story

  • @cedric3973
    @cedric3973 2 года назад +2

    Fantastic choice of story to read, I really enjoy this one it. Curious how do you choose which ones to read for the channel?
    For the algorithm

  • @dracclan1618
    @dracclan1618 Год назад +1

    Unknown Horrors: there not trapped here with us, where trapped here with them.
    Human: I can here the call of the void. It says your mum gay.

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Год назад +1

      Human: your free trial of existing has expired 😈😈😈

  • @henryknepp
    @henryknepp 2 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 года назад +1

    For the shlagorithm

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 года назад +1

    neat

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад

    For the Algorithm the voice and the story

  • @scullcrusher3981
    @scullcrusher3981 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @Wyvern_Sky
    @Wyvern_Sky 2 года назад +1

    Tacos.

  • @chrislenz6634
    @chrislenz6634 Год назад

    So...L Ron Hubbard was right??

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад +1

    89th, 5 March 2023

  • @ratzelbarreto2070
    @ratzelbarreto2070 2 года назад

    Fucking sciencetogy got something right lol.

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 2 года назад

    Sushi.

  • @SlappyWingnuts
    @SlappyWingnuts 10 месяцев назад

    I can't believe this is what Scientologists actually believe. /s

  • @josephineringen7651
    @josephineringen7651 Год назад

    Comment

  • @tonyneal910
    @tonyneal910 8 месяцев назад

    👾😯👏👏👏❤👍🐿

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 10 месяцев назад

    narrator sounds like he should be narrating cartoons for children

  • @lostsikenoyesno2454
    @lostsikenoyesno2454 4 месяца назад

    so bipolar disorder and schitrsofrenia (probably typed wrong to lazy to goolgle) is caused by this?

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 2 года назад +2

    F.T.A

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Год назад

    yeah Fall in to despair human. you life has no meaning.. yada yada blah blah blah.. Human falls in to despair my life has not meaning.. we all just die in the end why go on.... human shrugs shoulders.. meh.. i m over that now, till next time.. what shall i do today?? besides who cares if life has no meaning its my life and well hell it means a lot to me and the ppl around me.. humans just drag themselves out of the pit...

    • @quinnhasse9170
      @quinnhasse9170 Год назад

      Then throws the xenos inti a pit of spite

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 Год назад

    🫡

  • @immortalsofar5314
    @immortalsofar5314 2 года назад +2

    Shades of Scientology in this one and the white/human supremacist overtones are unusually overt though surprisingly (and probably accidentally) honest.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад

    For the algorithm