SATISFY YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHALLENGE

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 52 тыс.

  • @BlueBlur2003
    @BlueBlur2003 5 лет назад +29552

    0:05
    ''YOU'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!''
    You're right, she's not. She's your wife now.
    Edit: NOW SHE'S A MOTHER TOO

  • @yville793
    @yville793 8 лет назад +1625

    Marzia: "Its not long enough"
    Felix: "Well that seems to be a problem when your trying to satisfy your girlfriend"
    (8:53)
    im dying

    • @AnimeDude.
      @AnimeDude. 8 лет назад +3

      WhoIsWiluz lol

    • @billgates9778
      @billgates9778 8 лет назад +2

      Ethan Merritt shush up my mate

    • @mvnie
      @mvnie 8 лет назад +1

      100 subscribes without videos stop plz

    • @mvnie
      @mvnie 8 лет назад

      ZGamesHD *triggered*

    • @bcalisthenicsgaming3147
      @bcalisthenicsgaming3147 8 лет назад +1

      My rock died... Can someone subscribe to my channel please :C I had a bad day

  • @dokitori5415
    @dokitori5415 4 года назад +6864

    Girls' voice gets higher when they're with someone they like:
    Marzia:

    • @liltornado
      @liltornado 4 года назад +346

      I think she likes him. 😅

    • @neigismith2253
      @neigismith2253 4 года назад +49

      @@liltornado I mean that her boyfriend :v

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre 4 года назад +117

      @@liltornado *wOnDeR whY?*

    • @liltornado
      @liltornado 4 года назад +51

      @@ThatLadAndre I know she's his wife

    • @ThatLadAndre
      @ThatLadAndre 4 года назад +37

      @@liltornado Correct! Gold star for you.

  • @Carzey
    @Carzey 4 года назад +8912

    Just close your eyes while listening to this video.

    • @TheJashan1992
      @TheJashan1992 4 года назад +145

      😂😂😂💯

    • @teteaaaa
      @teteaaaa 4 года назад +41

      😂

    • @pums1634
      @pums1634 4 года назад +385

      0:37 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 4 года назад +64

      I just did it like 10 seconds, lmao

    • @hengjoan1834
      @hengjoan1834 4 года назад +23

      Underrated 😂😂

  • @angryyoda6193
    @angryyoda6193 8 лет назад +726

    Marzia; its not long enough
    Felix: that seems to be a problem when u try to satisfy your girlfriend

  • @alexb6861
    @alexb6861 5 лет назад +35605

    PewDiePie
    *- Speaks Japanese*
    *- Has Italian girlfriend*
    *- Sings in Spanish*
    *- Is from Sweden*
    *- speaks with American accent*
    *- lives in the UK*
    *- has russian merch*
    *- war with Indian YT channel*
    *- hates norway*
    *- speaks Swedish*
    *- thanked the Philippines*
    *- sponsor's IKEA*
    *- Has **_N-WORD-PASS_*
    *- worldwide subs*
    *- Drinks Russian wine*
    *_Mr.Worldwide_*

    • @timklebel879
      @timklebel879 5 лет назад +779

      Speaks with an American accent, lives in UK, and has merch in Russian

    • @smiite9366
      @smiite9366 5 лет назад +564

      @@timklebel879 that's not an american accent. It's a swedish accent and he speaks English

    • @wilhelmsamuelsson9238
      @wilhelmsamuelsson9238 5 лет назад +359

      @@smiite9366 no its definitely not a Swedish accent.

    • @chewy1203
      @chewy1203 5 лет назад +125

      Dont forget about german

    • @cyancarpet4746
      @cyancarpet4746 5 лет назад +280

      *u s e s a f r i c a n a m e r i c a n s l a n g*

  • @timv.6407
    @timv.6407 5 лет назад +14699

    How to satisfy your girlfriend:
    Step 1: Get a girlfriend

    • @woof3843
      @woof3843 5 лет назад +289

      Tough job.

    • @gimmori9618
      @gimmori9618 5 лет назад +389

      That s the hardest step

    • @someshb33
      @someshb33 5 лет назад +282

      Reality is often disappointing

    • @memeboisreaction774
      @memeboisreaction774 5 лет назад +122

      Already stumped at step 1

    • @yaele_flips
      @yaele_flips 5 лет назад +79

      But but but.... I can't do this step

  • @poopoo8315
    @poopoo8315 4 года назад +2014

    Alternative title: Buying my girlfreind toys

  • @railroad_riley5084
    @railroad_riley5084 5 лет назад +5316

    Felix: slap me with it.
    Marzia: *slaps him with it*
    Felix: oW jEsUs!

  • @spilltheteasisss1206
    @spilltheteasisss1206 5 лет назад +8661

    *Felix:* You're not my girlfriend anymore
    *Also Felix:* marries her

  • @alexiangge1891
    @alexiangge1891 5 лет назад +2790

    8:54
    "It's not long enough! "
    ~Marzia 2017
    "That seems to be the problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
    ~Felix 2017

  • @peetzah7892
    @peetzah7892 3 года назад +477

    PewDiePie: gives Marzia stuff
    also PewDiePie when she tries using it: *NEXT ITEM*

  • @zackmatey1793
    @zackmatey1793 5 лет назад +5307

    Marzia - "It's not long enough"
    Pewdiepie - "That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend"
    8:54

    • @user-bi8xe1ht7n
      @user-bi8xe1ht7n 5 лет назад +34

      Loollll

    • @sen0440
      @sen0440 5 лет назад +19

      lmaooo

    • @EpicFox
      @EpicFox 5 лет назад +63

      That's the real problem lol...😂

    • @tourquadrillion5241
      @tourquadrillion5241 5 лет назад +74

      She didnt even notice this?! They are the best couple!!!

    • @softies6809
      @softies6809 5 лет назад +9

      Tour Quadrillion she most likely did

  • @regalqueenxzavier4720
    @regalqueenxzavier4720 8 лет назад +1666

    He is gonna be the coolest dad ever one day...

    • @errortemtheauandocmaker3546
      @errortemtheauandocmaker3546 8 лет назад +9

      Regal queen Xzavier
      but THAT wont happen!!!! he uses 5 condoms!!!!!!

    • @Komichitan3
      @Komichitan3 8 лет назад +3

      They don't want kids :p

    • @Seyon45
      @Seyon45 8 лет назад +30

      then there will finally be a 5 year old that surpasses pewdiepie

    • @kyuk2721
      @kyuk2721 8 лет назад +34

      Papa Pewds for life

    • @willobrien1613
      @willobrien1613 8 лет назад +11

      Regal queen Xzavier he is gonna be worlds best dad. His kids will be annoyed of all the dad jokes and humour

  • @aleezaazhar5429
    @aleezaazhar5429 5 лет назад +4056

    pewdiepie: you gotta hold it like this and then go crazy
    marzia: *goes crazy*
    pewdiepie: no-nn-NO NO

    • @1derland25
      @1derland25 5 лет назад +14

      leez peez what I was goin' to say 😂😂💜
      Btw a _directioner_ yay 🆔💜

    • @marenlarsen5203
      @marenlarsen5203 5 лет назад

      leez peez Y-YAMERO!

    • @direlace2444
      @direlace2444 5 лет назад +6

      Harry *cough

    • @flordeespinart
      @flordeespinart 5 лет назад +7

      I loved how she went crazy without opening her eyes first

    • @SPECTREYEYE
      @SPECTREYEYE 5 лет назад +2

      Long and skinny too. Juuuusst like she likes it

  • @chandraabudiman
    @chandraabudiman 4 года назад +466

    3:39 I see he's a man of culture. Bullet for my valentine

  • @mcthrull7417
    @mcthrull7417 5 лет назад +4732

    Felix: You arent my girlfriend anymore
    Well he's half right half wrong

  • @X3._.n3
    @X3._.n3 5 лет назад +7206

    Pewds is like the dad that buys Christmas gifts for you because he wants them for himself

    • @namekiz3199
      @namekiz3199 4 года назад +46

      Or a satisfy husband with an unsatisfy wife lmao 😂😂

    • @ninja0406
      @ninja0406 4 года назад +24

      That's every child buying gifts for his family

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +8

      TAKE PHILIP SCHUYLER THE MAN IS LOADED

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 года назад +1

      wrong vid...

    • @havvatnaztepe7115
      @havvatnaztepe7115 4 года назад +1

      Thats exactly my father

  • @slyrixz8147
    @slyrixz8147 4 года назад +2763

    Pewdiepie: tries to satisfy his girl
    Ends up satisfying himself

  • @akshat8586
    @akshat8586 4 года назад +146

    7:34 R.I.P. Helicopter Ball 😢

    • @vxbyt54
      @vxbyt54 3 года назад +2

      Hit it with a mushroom 🙏🙏🙏

  • @agirlisnoone5953
    @agirlisnoone5953 4 года назад +6370

    No matter how old you are, when you're in love you act 12

    • @950theo
      @950theo 4 года назад +322

      This is something I can't relate to. Never been in a relationship before.

    • @keanna311
      @keanna311 4 года назад +112

      @@950theo have a burger NOW

    • @tycoon8796
      @tycoon8796 4 года назад +55

      @@950theo same 🗿

    • @preethamr7275
      @preethamr7275 4 года назад +11

      69th like yay

    • @patricktroy9782
      @patricktroy9782 4 года назад +72

      Me, who’s 12
      *am I a joke to you?*

  • @huffmans-ctrlv
    @huffmans-ctrlv 5 лет назад +3545

    Pewds: how to satisfy your girlfriend
    Marzia: how to annoy your boyfriend

  • @nikill_seth8088
    @nikill_seth8088 4 года назад +4761

    I like how PewDiePie swears a lot while Marzia is so innocent

  • @johnx9955
    @johnx9955 4 года назад +203

    So protective!😍😍😍
    “I will kill it for you Marzia!”

  • @lenard8542
    @lenard8542 5 лет назад +20420

    Marzia will be satisfied if she see your *IKEA TOWER*

  • @velvet1834
    @velvet1834 4 года назад +2878

    2:18
    Felix: "You gotta hold it like this...and then go crazy"
    Marzia: * goes crazy *
    Felix: "NO NO. WHAT THE F-"

    • @950theo
      @950theo 4 года назад +33

      Not that crazy

    • @sagenmandi617
      @sagenmandi617 4 года назад +5

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @dextermckinney2500
      @dextermckinney2500 3 года назад +8

      this comment is rated R

    • @Kaineeee
      @Kaineeee 3 года назад +13

      Close your eyes...

    • @foonigy
      @foonigy 3 года назад

      Thanks for repeating what they said (sarcasm)

  • @masonm8351
    @masonm8351 7 лет назад +3059

    I love how Martzia can make the most adult jokes sound innocent

    • @sinna25
      @sinna25 7 лет назад +8

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 Yup

    • @bloop4329
      @bloop4329 7 лет назад +20

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 she is like Bonney from family guy

    • @ros507
      @ros507 7 лет назад +47

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 *Marzia

    • @monishk6561
      @monishk6561 7 лет назад +6

      MrAwesomeGuy 81 sounding* Marzia*

    • @Sorfinali
      @Sorfinali 7 лет назад +66

      +Monish K LOL You tried to correct what he said but, "... make the most adult jokes sound innocent," is correct grammar. "... make the most adult jokes sounding innocent," is not proper grammar. Don't correct grammar when your correction is incorrect bud.

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 4 года назад +615

    3:59 when I get an A on a test I didn't study for

  • @danielleklose4082
    @danielleklose4082 5 лет назад +2996

    Pewds: *throws the magnetic thingy
    Also pewds: he was like a father to me

  • @gibranreyhan2798
    @gibranreyhan2798 5 лет назад +3238

    "you are not my girlfriend anymore"
    *marries

    • @keyabhakta6406
      @keyabhakta6406 5 лет назад +15

      Not yet

    • @WolfMoon-jc1wl
      @WolfMoon-jc1wl 5 лет назад +23

      Justin Axzyte Fan *proposes*
      Now she’s his fiancée :)

    • @malol4993
      @malol4993 5 лет назад +1

      @@WolfMoon-jc1wl seriously?

    • @WolfMoon-jc1wl
      @WolfMoon-jc1wl 5 лет назад +1

      900000000 BOUNTY what? He proposed to her, if they’re not married already

    • @kangkong9545
      @kangkong9545 5 лет назад

      Hmmm...
      Super villain bowl?

  • @noriscereal9919
    @noriscereal9919 4 года назад +1363

    "I will kill it for you Marzia"
    *throws a plastic mushroom towards the flying ball*

  • @이예린-c1y
    @이예린-c1y 4 года назад +35

    I love Marzia's surprised pikachu face whenever Felix throws the things IT'S SO CUTE

  • @danielroberts9218
    @danielroberts9218 8 лет назад +11109

    If they breakup I'm quitting RUclips for life

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 лет назад +252

      Strebor Leinad he is loaded and makes her smile. so they wont

    • @someguy2600
      @someguy2600 7 лет назад +656

      Per Kristian Antonsen Its not about the money, they got together even before pewds got famous

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 лет назад +127

      Ju Lynn Ong thats what i said. He makes her smile and laugh. Why leave someone Who can do that, and is loaded aswell

    • @awesomerocks2
      @awesomerocks2 7 лет назад +220

      Per Kristian Antonsen well I don't think the "loaded" part is necessary, as a relationship should be controlled by things deeper than materialistic items. Like even if Felix was not loaded, I would doubt that Marzia would change because of money.

    • @TheRealHanzan
      @TheRealHanzan 7 лет назад +32

      Awesomerocks ah jeez. I knooooow.
      He has, from what i can tell, what she wants. And financial security. So why leave. Why are we argueing with me on this??

  • @lazerinth
    @lazerinth 4 года назад +5287

    Felix: You need to slap me with it
    Marzia: *slaps him with it*
    Felix: OW JESUS WHAT THE HECC

  • @doofoos
    @doofoos 4 года назад +3345

    Marzia: It's not long enough
    Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you try to Satisfy your girlfriend.

  • @rajeevsingh9800
    @rajeevsingh9800 4 года назад +202

    She : It's not long enough.
    He : That's seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfying your girlfriend.

  • @lytbulb808
    @lytbulb808 8 лет назад +4126

    You two are the weirdest couple. She's nice, sweet and calm and your nice, prankloving and loud.(Nothing wrong with that because you, unlike most people, try to set boundaries.). This has to be part of my top 5 favorite anime shipping.

    • @swift7493
      @swift7493 8 лет назад +97

      Top 10 Anime Kissing Scenes

    • @lotusivy9480
      @lotusivy9480 8 лет назад +63

      Lytbulb my boyfriend is just like this with me. Constant entertainment

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 8 лет назад +2

      Lytbulb 100th liik

    • @sabrinajo5281
      @sabrinajo5281 8 лет назад +34

      Lytbulb as they say, opposites attract

    • @ShaXCwalk
      @ShaXCwalk 8 лет назад +41

      Same with me and my girlfriend lol. I think that's the best kind of relationship. No need to have the same personality that's boring. It's better to complete each other's personality. :)

  • @mohtashimahameed7196
    @mohtashimahameed7196 5 лет назад +6336

    Who else is watching this after they get married?

  • @taha546
    @taha546 6 лет назад +899

    “You are not my girlfriend” so true cuz she is for fiancé now

  • @pythondoesstuff2969
    @pythondoesstuff2969 4 года назад +299

    7:35 literally laughed my ass of 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 5 лет назад +802

    I like how RUclips started recommending all these old PewDiePie's videos and everyone's top comments are about 3 days old

  • @0rlosteppy
    @0rlosteppy 8 лет назад +1088

    Marzia: it's not long enough
    Pewds: yeah that seems to be a problem when trying to satisfy your girlfriend

    • @real_zoid8866
      @real_zoid8866 8 лет назад +14

      Orlanda Stephens and "its not smooth enough" what do u think she was referring to

    • @johnsmith-tn3yx
      @johnsmith-tn3yx 8 лет назад

      Orlanda Stephens time?

    • @dan_lazaro
      @dan_lazaro 8 лет назад +5

      8:55

    • @someguy3694
      @someguy3694 8 лет назад +5

      highest.pitched.voice.ever.

    • @jamesng5083
      @jamesng5083 8 лет назад +3

      did he really fuck her after all?

  • @m.mandm_
    @m.mandm_ 5 лет назад +2486

    “It’s not Long ENOUGH!”
    Pewds:”that seems to be a prob when you try to satisfy your girlfriend..”

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 5 лет назад +12

      Relatable

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 лет назад +18

      Try listening to that with you're eyes closed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 лет назад +1

      @Horse Wait wot

    • @TheOldHoonter
      @TheOldHoonter 5 лет назад +1

      @Horse wait really what do you mean?

    • @kaiju5496
      @kaiju5496 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheOldHoonter he said he wanted to satisfy u

  • @devmn204
    @devmn204 4 года назад +135

    "THHIS IS NOT SMOOTH ENOUGH"
    Me after kidnapping sand manufacturer: THE QUEEN DEMANDS YOUR PRESENCE

  • @manuello1938
    @manuello1938 5 лет назад +6183

    Pewdiepie: Has 2 Cameras
    *Never used the other one*

  • @ivelinstuff
    @ivelinstuff 5 лет назад +1119

    7:31 I will kill it for you marzia.
    *throws a mushroom at the air conditioning*

  • @spamculture
    @spamculture 8 лет назад +262

    Marzia - its not long enough!!
    pewds - that seems to be the problem when u try to satisfy your girlfriend.
    That literally got me dying at 11:30pm

    • @spamculture
      @spamculture 8 лет назад +5

      Esley Poitra 11:30 pm genius

    • @spamculture
      @spamculture 8 лет назад +1

      Rohan Supari dude why so rude?

    • @pce4444
      @pce4444 8 лет назад

      Akash Pathak music made it even funnier lol

    • @diamador4471
      @diamador4471 8 лет назад +6

      *l i t e r a l l y*

    • @ouchnayassine9579
      @ouchnayassine9579 8 лет назад

      I swear when I saw this joke in the comments i was totally gonna watch the whole thing xD

  • @SAM-wl3vn
    @SAM-wl3vn 3 года назад +51

    Marzia is the calmest person alive💫

  • @alurfest5441
    @alurfest5441 5 лет назад +2100

    “Look there's a heart! The penis became a heart! Beautiful.”
    -Marzia, 2017

  • @MiragePotato
    @MiragePotato 8 лет назад +504

    "the penis become a heart"
    only marzia can make that sound cute

    • @wormyman6103
      @wormyman6103 8 лет назад

      Mirage Potato ikr

    • @msliper
      @msliper 8 лет назад +1

      i had to replay to make sure she actually said that word

    • @cheeseburgah563
      @cheeseburgah563 8 лет назад +2

      Mirage Potato she's is the best waifu but felix is in the way time to murder DAH DUN DUN

  • @evieachtelik
    @evieachtelik 7 лет назад +4653

    "Do you trust me? You gotta hold this... and go crazy."
    "NO NO NO WHAT THE F-"

    • @caro6923
      @caro6923 7 лет назад +183

      Sounds like the first time they had sex

    • @veronicasworld1290
      @veronicasworld1290 7 лет назад +12

      xxCAROLINAxx it does 😂😂

    • @Belial289
      @Belial289 7 лет назад +10

      Hey Its Evie watch the video with your eyes closed

    • @potatochan6955
      @potatochan6955 7 лет назад +3

      Christian Garcia Lol.

    • @kayankayan59
      @kayankayan59 7 лет назад +5

      Hey Its Evie i laugh too

  • @jamiestanway4530
    @jamiestanway4530 3 года назад +78

    Reality kicks in and you realise these are grown man/women.

  • @selfloathing.
    @selfloathing. 7 лет назад +1583

    "I will kill it for you Martzia!"
    Her knight in shiny armour.

    • @lolalokic9300
      @lolalokic9300 7 лет назад +19

      ThisGirl Gaming OMG this was so cute 😍

    • @justincorbett3792
      @justincorbett3792 7 лет назад +2

      ThisGirl Gaming keyboard heroes let's go

    • @6seraphs
      @6seraphs 7 лет назад +7

      ThisGirl Gaming
      Marzia* But that was a cute moment! 💜

    • @glungus2631
      @glungus2631 7 лет назад +11

      i was impressed with the throw more than anything

    • @khunter3152
      @khunter3152 7 лет назад

      ThisGirl Gaming all time low

  • @BonnieKiwi
    @BonnieKiwi 8 лет назад +1426

    How has Marzia's innocence not been ruined by pewds yet! LOL

    • @rajahnaidoo4080
      @rajahnaidoo4080 8 лет назад +41

      Bonnie Kiwi *not* been?
      I think you should re-watch the video, bud

    • @BonnieKiwi
      @BonnieKiwi 8 лет назад +97

      She still ignored every sex reference he makes! The most obscene thing she's said or done in 4 years has been saying the word "penis" in this video! - Pewds practically dry-humps at least one object per video!

    • @bedag10
      @bedag10 8 лет назад +45

      I understand her, it's a video, it's not the same when u are alone with your boyfriend

    • @marley-yf8or
      @marley-yf8or 8 лет назад +25

      Bonnie Kiwi she made Barney's penis

    • @BonnieKiwi
      @BonnieKiwi 8 лет назад +23

      Oh no... Someone alert Pornhub!

  • @azizihocine7029
    @azizihocine7029 5 лет назад +2026

    marzia: how many sexual jokes do want in this viedo?
    felix: YES

    • @dorianfelly
      @dorianfelly 5 лет назад +5

      Azizi Hocine that’s not how the joke works lmao

    • @barley4458
      @barley4458 5 лет назад +30

      @felly r/wooosh

    • @samclarke7243
      @samclarke7243 5 лет назад +45

      @@dorianfelly that is exactly how the joke works...

    • @dorianfelly
      @dorianfelly 5 лет назад +1

      Sir_Samlet lmao no

    • @noble6752
      @noble6752 5 лет назад +15

      @@dorianfelly But it is

  • @mushytomatoes
    @mushytomatoes 3 года назад +43

    "Shes not my girlfriend anymore"
    Thats so accurate

  • @inogiri4310
    @inogiri4310 5 лет назад +692

    Marzia: NO IM WAITING FOR THE SAND
    Pewds: ....can I-
    Marzia: WHERES THE SAND

  • @baldisbasics7961
    @baldisbasics7961 5 лет назад +2851

    Marzia: it's not long enough!!
    Pewds: that seems to be the problem, when you try to satisfy your girlfriend.
    *sad music plays* 😂😂😂

    • @bea6564
      @bea6564 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @kangel_999
      @kangel_999 5 лет назад +26

      This was the best thing i’ve read.

    • @raihankabir4076
      @raihankabir4076 5 лет назад +1

      @@bea6564 what the fuck is wrong with your dp?

    • @iplayroblox3122
      @iplayroblox3122 5 лет назад +5

      YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS FUNNIER

    • @So-Ya00
      @So-Ya00 4 года назад +3

      What song is that??

  • @Renaissance_Paul
    @Renaissance_Paul 5 лет назад +1376

    Felix:
    “Still not satisfied? Ok. Time for the ultimate satisfaction.”
    *puts hand on camera and video ends*

  • @raymond3563
    @raymond3563 4 года назад +65

    7:36 is the funniest part

  • @koennagel7518
    @koennagel7518 8 лет назад +1223

    I'm not early, I'm not late, I'm not part of a squad, I'm not part of a gang, I don't want notifications, I don't want likes, i didn't come here for reassurance, I'm not on time, nobody I know just died.
    I just wanna watch the video.

  • @Anton-cv2ti
    @Anton-cv2ti 6 лет назад +1771

    Sometimes I'm a little worried for their future kids

    • @BehelitZero
      @BehelitZero 6 лет назад +89

      Babypie

    • @dripdripdrip1117
      @dripdripdrip1117 6 лет назад +55

      Don't be. I'm sure they'll be great at parenting

    • @falcon2666
      @falcon2666 6 лет назад +94

      @@dripdripdrip1117 He is great with 9 year olds

    • @awokerhino9966
      @awokerhino9966 6 лет назад +32

      They first need a creamypie...

    • @emmabear997
      @emmabear997 6 лет назад +10

      I feel like they would be very good parents

  • @stathisathanasiou4389
    @stathisathanasiou4389 7 лет назад +1767

    Marzia: Its not long enough
    Pewds: That seems to be a problem when you are trying to satisfy your girlfriend
    Me: *cries*

    • @rrritschi
      @rrritschi 7 лет назад +25

      Chuck Norris never cries

    • @stathisathanasiou4389
      @stathisathanasiou4389 7 лет назад +30

      SonaxMods™
      i am just sad for him for having a small dick
      in the other hand its a problem to have a ginormous dick like mine

    • @tezze-kezze8282
      @tezze-kezze8282 7 лет назад +7

      Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

    • @trang9992
      @trang9992 7 лет назад +12

      Chuck Norris cries = raining meteor

    • @jay_mp4
      @jay_mp4 7 лет назад +4

      Chuck Norris *laughs * lol
      (u know what I mean)...

  • @risenphenom
    @risenphenom 4 года назад +44

    8:54 Its not long enough!!!
    *Thats what she said*
    8:58 That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend
    *insert retro music*

  • @victoriagalut6269
    @victoriagalut6269 4 года назад +2111

    "it's not long enough"
    - Marzia 2017
    Edit: wow thanks so much for 1.5k, I never had this much

  • @nghiphuong7526
    @nghiphuong7526 6 лет назад +1792

    M: it's not long enough
    F: that's the problem to sastify ur gf
    me:died from laughing

    • @abhisekbanerjee96
      @abhisekbanerjee96 6 лет назад +5

      And the background music brings you back to life

    • @tens0r884
      @tens0r884 6 лет назад +25

      i just realized that Felix starts with F for Female and Marzia starts with M for Male..wierd

    • @nghiphuong7526
      @nghiphuong7526 6 лет назад +1

      @@tens0r884 lol

    • @hirmahuerta7420
      @hirmahuerta7420 6 лет назад

      Haha

    • @nanderson715
      @nanderson715 6 лет назад

      Phương Nghi begone weeb

  • @lauraeisenschenk9386
    @lauraeisenschenk9386 5 лет назад +1766

    "The penis became a heart :)"
    That just seems like a beautiful metaphor for a people who drunkenly hooked up but then eventually falling in love.

  • @LE_DHE_D
    @LE_DHE_D 4 года назад +25

    I love how no matter what Marzia is doing, she somehow makes it adorable.

  • @alishaanyax8356
    @alishaanyax8356 6 лет назад +1566

    “ it’s not long enough”
    “That seems to be a problem when your satisfiying your gf “ 😂

  • @raymondthurman553
    @raymondthurman553 5 лет назад +1812

    Pewds: “I can’t satisfy my girlfriend
    Marzia: “it’s not long enough*
    Im starting to see a pattern and I don’t like it

  • @gayelzae510
    @gayelzae510 6 лет назад +2014

    2:56
    Marzia: " Where did you get this?"
    *In Pewds head: I stole it from an autistic child*
    Pewds: "A man of great satisfiary never reveals his treatment. "

  • @victor.g1392
    @victor.g1392 Год назад +17

    The fact that they got married is amazing

    • @MisterMK
      @MisterMK Год назад +4

      The fact that they're having a baby is amazing too

  • @005miley
    @005miley 4 года назад +653

    4:36 That's such a precious reaction

    • @jennie9579
      @jennie9579 3 года назад +4

      K

    • @rkldr
      @rkldr 3 года назад +3

      s

    • @pfreffjr6309
      @pfreffjr6309 3 года назад +2

      I was paused on this time stamp and then read this comment lol

  • @kaz-ij7pw
    @kaz-ij7pw 7 лет назад +2336

    marzia - IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH
    Pewds - That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend...

  • @frogmio8885
    @frogmio8885 6 лет назад +669

    my mouth hurts from smiling so much

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 6 лет назад +5

      I can relate to that!

    • @daria9975
      @daria9975 6 лет назад +3

      Same I can't stop laughing

    • @iplayroblox9471
      @iplayroblox9471 6 лет назад

      Eww your mouth or your lips 👄 and checks?

    • @kaigai9909
      @kaigai9909 6 лет назад

      666th like hehe

  • @mrkaran8145
    @mrkaran8145 3 года назад +94

    2:15 close your eyes and listen

  • @theacys2254
    @theacys2254 8 лет назад +367

    "It's not long enough"
    THATS WHAT SHE SAID
    😂😂

    • @Dzznny
      @Dzznny 8 лет назад

      The Acy's omfg...

    • @richamo13
      @richamo13 8 лет назад +7

      yes, she did actually

    • @Shark-ex7my
      @Shark-ex7my 8 лет назад

      LOL XDDD

    • @evannickols2992
      @evannickols2992 8 лет назад +4

      It's harder than you think, ;) satisfying your girlfriend.

    • @abrahamgonzalez1740
      @abrahamgonzalez1740 8 лет назад

      The Acy's ysyhsjgdbfdbjfbdbfjfnndjfheudyrytdnnxbhhkmhbhnnhjbv6466465446/773😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤔😰🤥😨🤥😰🤥😬😨😮👹🤒😰🤐😰🤐😰😷☠️👽🤼‍♂️🏑🏑🏑🤼‍♂️🏑🤼‍♂️🥇🎭🥇🎗🎖🤹‍♂️🎖🎤🎤🎖🎬🥇🎬🥇🎤🥇🎤🥇🎤🎤🥇🎫🏅🤹🏾‍♀️🎪🎬🏵🎗🥇🥇🥇🥇🚵🏽‍♀️🎗🏵🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🚵🏽‍♀️🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🤹‍♂️🎗🎗🎗🤽🏽‍♂️🎖🤽🏽‍♂️🏅🏅🏅🎗🏅🏅🏅🎫🎼🤽🏽‍♂️🎧🤽🏽‍♂️🎺🎼🎧

  • @Dark_Cloud
    @Dark_Cloud 6 лет назад +729

    8:54 This is what you are really here for.

    • @sun5705
      @sun5705 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @NocturnalCoder
      @NocturnalCoder 5 лет назад +1

      xD

    • @Btro
      @Btro 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @Amey2425
      @Amey2425 5 лет назад

      What music is that though?

    • @guaytiewruea
      @guaytiewruea 5 лет назад

      Someone Anonymous Dizaster - Love me long time

  • @fmmpecson
    @fmmpecson 5 лет назад +1066

    *A Penis Became A Heart*
    -Marzia 2017,2019

  • @theswad9016
    @theswad9016 3 года назад +36

    Holy shit. 2017 was 4 years ago. I was expecting him to go “How’s it goin bro’s”.

  • @shai-zeecks
    @shai-zeecks 4 года назад +252

    Marzia's voice is soo cute af.
    Suitable for english anime dubber.

  • @armando1611
    @armando1611 4 года назад +1683

    Felix: I can’t satisfy my girlfriend
    Ricardo: I can fix that

  • @itzshadowrain3447
    @itzshadowrain3447 5 лет назад +3604

    *They make a great couple they should get married in the future*

    • @pursuji9613
      @pursuji9613 5 лет назад +197

      For anyone that wants to yell at ShadowRain, because "They are already married!"... IT'S A JOKE!

    • @itzshadowrain3447
      @itzshadowrain3447 5 лет назад +63

      @@pursuji9613 thx bruh

    • @moonset9419
      @moonset9419 5 лет назад +80

      Why do I feel like there’s someone about to get wooooshed

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 5 лет назад +14

      THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED!

    • @itzshadowrain3447
      @itzshadowrain3447 5 лет назад +21

      @@moonset9419 time traveler?

  • @That1Ghosted
    @That1Ghosted 4 года назад +11

    The way Maria hid behind him though! That was adorable!

  • @daeyujaem7467
    @daeyujaem7467 5 лет назад +494

    Marzia: *screams*
    Felix: ..... okay
    Marzia: It's not long enough!
    Felix: That seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend

  • @クリスチャン-s3y
    @クリスチャン-s3y 4 года назад +604

    9:42 "now the real satisfaction begins"

  • @min-zd2kk
    @min-zd2kk 4 года назад +6306

    marzia: *a living anime girl*

    • @saif7166
      @saif7166 4 года назад +73

      Sounds like a twit that's all

    • @maricardizon481
      @maricardizon481 4 года назад +102

      Lilypichu is also a living anime promise.

    • @voengi
      @voengi 4 года назад +11

      I CANTNEJ

    • @chizurumizuhara6523
      @chizurumizuhara6523 4 года назад +32

      @@maricardizon481 lily ugly tho

    • @ikeikeikea
      @ikeikeikea 4 года назад +25

      @localweebgurl he's right tho

  • @fant0met4025
    @fant0met4025 4 года назад +100

    «A man of great satisfyery does’nt give away his treatment»
    -Felix Kjellberg

  • @billiemarierosado4038
    @billiemarierosado4038 7 лет назад +3090

    felix: ill kill it for you, marzia!
    *bang*
    me: *dies of laughter*

  • @LukaBigPants
    @LukaBigPants 8 лет назад +2179

    2 grown adults play with toys for 10 minutes

    • @EzioGamer1000
      @EzioGamer1000 8 лет назад +77

      What's the problem?

    • @rohanofgondor
      @rohanofgondor 8 лет назад +54

      Pacifist Duck and making millions of views.

    • @dragonvarine7553
      @dragonvarine7553 8 лет назад +88

      Guilhermeews It sounds like a porn title...

    • @evegreece6961
      @evegreece6961 8 лет назад +11

      Actually its 10:58 minutes..jk

    • @tiinaky6939
      @tiinaky6939 8 лет назад +11

      Pacifist Duck that's why I love them

  • @syedrafay1641
    @syedrafay1641 5 лет назад +4167

    Is it just me or other are also getting recommendations of felix's older videos🤔???
    I think youtube is doing its part😂

  • @imrman9023
    @imrman9023 4 года назад +826

    “It’s not long enough!”
    *Music intensifies*
    “Well that seems to be a problem when you try to satisfy your girlfriend”
    *MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @snels2981
      @snels2981 4 года назад +7

      69 Likes damnit I can't like

    • @pearberryyy
      @pearberryyy 4 года назад +1

      D I r t y j o k e s

  • @alexbeckley1397
    @alexbeckley1397 6 лет назад +308

    Felix wanting to play with the cool magnetic thing and Marzia not sharing is adorable omfg

  • @haymitch4president895
    @haymitch4president895 8 лет назад +719

    Anybody else thought he was gonna propose? Nope, just me? Okay.

    • @KittyKatzy
      @KittyKatzy 8 лет назад +24

      He kept saying "the ultimate satisfaction" while they were in the tent and I was like,
      HOLY SHIT.
      Then it didn't happen and I was disappointed.

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight 8 лет назад

      Haymitch4President gamers at heart don't propose . Their gamers

    • @Lisallamaa
      @Lisallamaa 8 лет назад +7

      Felix. put a ring on it bro

    • @ava.ate.the.nutella2972
      @ava.ate.the.nutella2972 8 лет назад

      So did I

    • @haymitch4president895
      @haymitch4president895 8 лет назад +10

      I know! I thought the same thing. I was like "OMG THIS IS IT" like it would impact my life in some way

  • @unknown1146
    @unknown1146 3 года назад +48

    6:51 marzia: can i tie your hair with it
    Pewd: if its satisfying for you i will do it
    Audience :😍❤😭💖

  • @jacksavard8192
    @jacksavard8192 7 лет назад +771

    "I will kill it for you Marzia"
    Fuckin throws a ball at it

    • @thepotatofamily4969
      @thepotatofamily4969 7 лет назад +17

      Jack Savard not a ball the mushroom

    • @nikakaru
      @nikakaru 7 лет назад +24

      that was a mushroom and at that moment i cried from laughing so hard

    • @glungus2631
      @glungus2631 7 лет назад +8

      ny naama jeff

    • @MaxMax-sf7cr
      @MaxMax-sf7cr 7 лет назад +1

      Jack Savard do you want any milk?

    • @arthurmorgan5432
      @arthurmorgan5432 7 лет назад +5

      Asvitha G this 🍄

  • @lawtam95
    @lawtam95 7 лет назад +682

    08:54 it is not long enough!
    *music plays + marzia face*

    • @AustinZhangyay
      @AustinZhangyay 7 лет назад +25

      that seems to be a problem when trying to satisfy your girlfriend
      -Pewdiepie

    • @sssharefff
      @sssharefff 4 года назад +1

      @@AustinZhangyay *music plays again + pewds face*

  • @mrflipflop0580
    @mrflipflop0580 5 лет назад +18217

    I’m from the future when pewdiepie is a minecraft channel
    Can we get to 5000 suscribers? XD

    • @jagat1227
      @jagat1227 5 лет назад +238

      No i am form future 20 hour after you

    • @muktihk6825
      @muktihk6825 5 лет назад +92

      @@jagat1227no i am from future 13 hour after you

    • @rezasevenson6026
      @rezasevenson6026 5 лет назад +40

      And that's a fact !

    • @cargovroomBX
      @cargovroomBX 5 лет назад +136

      I'm from the future where water sheep has passed

    • @bobblob840
      @bobblob840 5 лет назад +16

      No I am from the future 2 days after you

  • @lamnguhuhu
    @lamnguhuhu 4 года назад +38

    2:10 so her furby addiction has been going on for a long while

  • @kwun3005
    @kwun3005 7 лет назад +2176

    *So much RESPECT for wamen.*

    • @BigmanHagfish
      @BigmanHagfish 7 лет назад +13

      You mean wHamen

    • @kwun3005
      @kwun3005 7 лет назад +6

      Buffs On berries yes wHamen

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis 7 лет назад +4

      RayGamer do you know da way

    • @i_drive.
      @i_drive. 7 лет назад +1

      *i spid on yu*

    • @alet.7740
      @alet.7740 7 лет назад +4

      Do you no da wey??