4 things no human has ever said before

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  • @cursedsailor7473
    @cursedsailor7473 2 года назад +1402

    The Donkey: ‘I don’t know about you, but me personally, I would not take that level of disrespect.’

  • @NovZoom
    @NovZoom 2 года назад +33

    "Donkeys are my Favorite animal."
    Shrek enjoyers: *"Run that back?"*

  • @isaflory8029
    @isaflory8029 2 года назад +1313

    the quiet kid, "now personally i wouldn't let that slide"

    • @twixzyfortnite
      @twixzyfortnite 2 года назад +25

      That’s just me though

    • @gabplayz8726
      @gabplayz8726 2 года назад +3

      @Olievhia sus

    • @croc_moat2327
      @croc_moat2327 2 года назад +8

      "And I won't"
      *Pulls out a nerf gun loaded with darts*
      💀

    • @giga-od8hr
      @giga-od8hr 2 года назад +1

      @@twixzyfortnite hey twin

    • @ZIMOU2014
      @ZIMOU2014 2 года назад +1

      @Sergeant Sigmon it's ohio

  • @eastland9927
    @eastland9927 2 года назад +32

    "Where do I live uh Wyoming, but when I grow up I'm gonna move to Iowa."

  • @crisis209
    @crisis209 2 года назад +554

    Things no one ever said
    "When I grow up I'm gonna move to Ohio"
    Me who's from Ohio:😭

    • @isaiahmorris6566
      @isaiahmorris6566 2 года назад +38

      Yeah I'm in Ohio right now 😭 I don't live here though I'm just visiting my family.

    • @echo1681
      @echo1681 2 года назад +16

      I’m from Ohio to. Stalwart we’re not in Iowa

    • @Diluc1774
      @Diluc1774 2 года назад +16

      I’m also from Ohio

    • @MCG6233
      @MCG6233 2 года назад +13

      lol i live in ohio too

    • @hockeyvids
      @hockeyvids 2 года назад +3

      Same

  • @THE-META
    @THE-META 2 года назад +1

    Reading a book after school is something i would say but without the pickle juice part 😂

  • @arpenate3878
    @arpenate3878 2 года назад +57

    “Donkeys are my favorite animal”
    Shrek: “Donkey get out of my swamp”

    • @mohammedaliamiri7548
      @mohammedaliamiri7548 2 года назад

      “Don’t go to the zoo to see a donkey, go to the farm to see a monkey.” -👴🏻
      This was joke so don’t get offended*

  • @Nion_8
    @Nion_8 2 года назад +1

    “What’s my favourite food? Probably Brussel Sprouts.”

  • @adbricks
    @adbricks 2 года назад +340

    “The quiet kid is so nice”

    • @wasabebo8334
      @wasabebo8334 2 года назад +3

      nah ppl say that sometimes cause it’s true

    • @RealzKBZ
      @RealzKBZ 2 года назад +1

      @e bot

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 2 года назад +2

      @@RealzKBZ yes we can tell

    • @normalv1ncecuh687
      @normalv1ncecuh687 2 года назад +4

      If you be nice to him he will be nice back to you

    • @cheryltuggle3269
      @cheryltuggle3269 2 года назад +2

      I am always quiet in my class and that's only because I don't talk that much

  • @potatertomater99
    @potatertomater99 2 года назад +1

    Baby donkeys are underrated. They are adorable

  • @gtagballer9059
    @gtagballer9059 2 года назад +59

    The “when I grow up Imma move to Ohio”. Got me

    • @IMERION_Infernal
      @IMERION_Infernal 2 года назад

      What's wrong with is

    • @IMERION_Infernal
      @IMERION_Infernal 2 года назад

      us

    • @sebastiangentle6962
      @sebastiangentle6962 2 года назад +1

      I live in Ohio and I mean you’re not wrong really all we got is a lake a river chili and cornfields

    • @gtagballer9059
      @gtagballer9059 2 года назад

      @@sebastiangentle6962 Fr some of my friends Live in Ohio

    • @JerrysEdits
      @JerrysEdits 2 года назад +1

      @@sebastiangentle6962 fr i live in ohio but wanna live in indiana... Were there more corn fields

  • @LRS613
    @LRS613 2 года назад +1

    The pickle juice and donkey ones had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cappyae
    @cappyae 2 года назад +226

    Things no one has ever said before
    “When i grow up i wanna move to Connecticut”
    “My dream job is a janitor”
    “My favorite food is taco bell burritos”

    • @tomaliothetomato439
      @tomaliothetomato439 2 года назад +17

      Ayo dont dis my shitty state like that. We have plenty going for us! Like... um...

    • @noahstemple501
      @noahstemple501 2 года назад +11

      @@tomaliothetomato439New Haven pizza

    • @tomaliothetomato439
      @tomaliothetomato439 2 года назад +7

      @@noahstemple501 yeah, that!

    • @noahstemple501
      @noahstemple501 2 года назад +2

      "When I grow up, I wanna move to North Dakota"

    • @octopus_72
      @octopus_72 2 года назад +1

      @@noahstemple501 North Dakota Facts: "We'll see about that"

  • @drollydelirious
    @drollydelirious 2 года назад +22

    Title: things no human has ever said.
    Dylan: says all those things, himself being a human

  • @jacobgermay
    @jacobgermay 2 года назад +48

    I can’t wait to go to Wyoming this summer, but it’s always packed with tons of people walking around tho

    • @macbookpro16inch82
      @macbookpro16inch82 2 года назад +1

      I mean don’t they got Yellowstone which gets like millions of visitors 💀

    • @GayKermit-._-.
      @GayKermit-._-. 2 года назад

      @@macbookpro16inch82 that's the only thing they got 😂

    • @mjproductions35
      @mjproductions35 2 года назад +1

      @@macbookpro16inch82 they get more visitors to Yellowstone per year than the population is 💀

    • @duckbee5543
      @duckbee5543 2 года назад

      MAAANEEEE I CANT WAIT TO GO TO MONTANA!!!! So much to do!!!

    • @Johnnyfromyearsago
      @Johnnyfromyearsago 2 года назад

      Ned

  • @MrManWithPlan
    @MrManWithPlan 2 года назад +1

    His neighbors : this dude is absolutely insane

  • @SKav888
    @SKav888 2 года назад +27

    “Yo you got any leftover McDonalds fries, alr cool lemme go heat ‘em up in the microwave”🤓

    • @driptrollface7194
      @driptrollface7194 2 года назад

      @e STOP TRYING TO RICKROLL PEOPLE

    • @mjproductions35
      @mjproductions35 2 года назад

      @@driptrollface7194 it’s not a Rick roll it’s goofy ahh games

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 2 года назад +1

    I don’t drink pickle juice, but I do love to read🤣

  • @chrisbmeldrum
    @chrisbmeldrum 2 года назад +11

    These are my favorites

  • @antina.1900
    @antina.1900 2 года назад +1

    The weird kid: now * pulls out gun* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AYE

  • @Noah-ks1qe
    @Noah-ks1qe 2 года назад +8

    People from every other state other than Ohio: Personally I wouldn’t take that, that’s just me though.

  • @LightningK1tsune
    @LightningK1tsune 2 года назад +1

    Lowkey ngl this is what my friend says for the memes but the donkey part my friend actually is legit on that

  • @mango11119
    @mango11119 2 года назад +5

    I love drinking pickle juice and reading books and I have done them at the same time before I'm pretty sure

    • @kashongtag
      @kashongtag 2 года назад

      He’s a mad man alright.

    • @mango11119
      @mango11119 2 года назад

      @@kashongtag I'm a girl and there's nothing weird about books... All right maybe pickle juice is a little weird tho

    • @Mystery_Shamro
      @Mystery_Shamro 2 года назад

      Me too honestly

    • @damiann123
      @damiann123 2 года назад

      i had pickle juice an hour ago

    • @jp8146
      @jp8146 2 года назад

      I mean i like reading books uhh pickle juice never tried it before but yeah

  • @benjaminmoore7127
    @benjaminmoore7127 2 года назад +1

    I probably wouldn’t go to a zoo to see a donkey but I had a donkey that would follow me everywhere and was friendly around kids

  • @dogeity5231
    @dogeity5231 2 года назад +6

    Man I can’t wait to go to Idaho this summer it’s gonna be fun!

  • @Mrbruh8
    @Mrbruh8 2 года назад +2

    Elementary students: And I took that personally

  • @EpicJacob
    @EpicJacob 2 года назад +4

    “Now me personally, when I grow up, I’m moving to Chicago.”

    • @jackson4real183
      @jackson4real183 2 года назад

      I know a nice little suburb called Parkway Garden I think you should go there

  • @anthonydesimone653
    @anthonydesimone653 2 года назад +1

    “Donkeys are my favorite animal”😂

  • @pvsheeen
    @pvsheeen 2 года назад +17

    “can’t wait till i get home from school so i can sit back, pour myself a cup of pickle juice and read a book.”

  • @KingMartianYT
    @KingMartianYT Год назад +1

    Things no one has ever said before:
    *My dad actually came back with the milk*

  • @r0tting_b0nez.
    @r0tting_b0nez. 2 года назад +3

    "pour myself a cup of pickle juice and read a book"
    Me:Only in Ohio 💀

    • @jai0119
      @jai0119 Год назад

      Average meal in Ohio

  • @larrygerald432
    @larrygerald432 2 года назад +1

    The Ohio part got me 😞😞😞

  • @1Brayden14
    @1Brayden14 2 года назад +4

    This is how many people are from Ohio I am also from Ohio
    ⬇️

  • @Thesoulofpros
    @Thesoulofpros 2 года назад +1

    "Wow, you look amazing today!"

  • @KewlÐuck
    @KewlÐuck Год назад

    It’s so sad that you can’t say these things Any more have fun down there🕊️

  • @Symmetryy
    @Symmetryy 2 года назад +1

    "Im going to move to Chicago so my family is safer"

  • @DemocraticJohnHelldiver
    @DemocraticJohnHelldiver 2 года назад +1

    I love sardines they're actually one of my favorite foods.

  • @brerturkey4740
    @brerturkey4740 2 года назад +1

    “I can’t wait to go to Detroit for summer break!!!”

  • @amiyahforte3929
    @amiyahforte3929 2 года назад +1

    When I grow up, I want to move to Wisconsin. I'm so serious ☠️

  • @bluesbubblesgaming7566
    @bluesbubblesgaming7566 2 года назад

    "What's my favorite food? Probably sardines."
    Mighty Eagle: Am I a joke to you?

  • @batmandabomb3027
    @batmandabomb3027 2 года назад +1

    Better yet, when I grow up, I wanna move to Idaho

  • @JellyJam611
    @JellyJam611 2 года назад

    “What’s my fav food uh probably sardine’s” 😂 💀

  • @temperedscar6637
    @temperedscar6637 2 года назад +1

    As a person from Ohio I took that personally

  • @jaggedparadox4307
    @jaggedparadox4307 2 года назад +1

    As a person that lives on Ohio I can 100% confirm this is accurate

  • @weird0779
    @weird0779 2 года назад

    you described my mom at the end, then beginning is just a mix of my great unts or smthn idk

  • @eyeheartducks7970
    @eyeheartducks7970 2 года назад

    I have to urge to say this to random kids on the hall when I’m late for class

  • @seedling6063
    @seedling6063 2 года назад

    “My favorite food is sardines “
    Cloudy with a chance of meatballs:r u sure

  • @Anthony-zw2rz
    @Anthony-zw2rz 2 года назад +1

    When I was a little kid I wanted to move to Rhode Island when I grew up,I don’t know why, I know it’s so random.

  • @Thatgoofyahkid236
    @Thatgoofyahkid236 2 года назад +1

    Another thing: “My dad has got the milk!”

  • @ahfa2010
    @ahfa2010 2 года назад

    “What’s my favorite food? Probably Sardines.”
    Flint Lockwood’s father:

  • @lukemakesthings1206
    @lukemakesthings1206 2 года назад +1

    "When i grow up, i wanna move to Montana!"
    "Im going to be a dentist when i grow up."

  • @KingAnias
    @KingAnias 2 года назад

    I find it funny that I know a fictional character whose actual favorite food is sardines 😂

  • @Anonymous-dr9ve
    @Anonymous-dr9ve 2 года назад +1

    Fun Fact: Zach Cozart is a baseball player and his favorite animal is a donkey

  • @sobe8679
    @sobe8679 2 года назад +1

    "can't wait to get home from school and pour me a cup of pickle juice," I genuinely think no one has ever said that before.

  • @afk_b0183
    @afk_b0183 2 года назад

    "And read a book? " Never heard that before

  • @tiffany2806
    @tiffany2806 2 года назад

    Dylan: probably sardines, thinking that no one has said that before
    Cloudy and a chance of meatballs: I'm bout to end this man's whole career

  • @valentinasoftpaw5603
    @valentinasoftpaw5603 2 года назад +1

    My classmates favorite animal is a donkey😆she said almost exactly that😂

  • @oranger4755
    @oranger4755 2 года назад

    Me actually having memories saying my favorite food is sardines in the 5th grade💀

  • @Icy_butspicy
    @Icy_butspicy 2 года назад +1

    Me who went to the zoo on Monday and saw a donkey😭😭😭I was so excited 😆

  • @reo01_
    @reo01_ Год назад

    "Pour myself a cup of pickle juice and read a book." 💀💀💀

  • @nawish2575
    @nawish2575 2 года назад

    Donkeys are my favorite animal cause they make a weird noise its funny

  • @meteorite1936
    @meteorite1936 2 года назад +1

    "You heard of that peaceful and nonviolent town called Detroit?"

  • @pryme7184
    @pryme7184 2 года назад

    "My favorite food is probably sardines"
    The dad from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs: and I took thay personally..

  • @Constellationsgonesosoon
    @Constellationsgonesosoon 2 года назад

    Me who gets home from school and pours myself a cup of pickle juice and reads a book: *are you sure about that*

  • @xstarzy1743
    @xstarzy1743 2 года назад

    Donkeys actually are my favourite animal

  • @axolotl5282
    @axolotl5282 2 года назад +1

    The nerd 🤓: wEll AcuTuALly

  • @MidnightTheWolf734
    @MidnightTheWolf734 2 года назад +1

    Why do i actually want a cup of pickle juice and read a book tho

  • @bananablast23
    @bananablast23 Год назад +1

    Rest in peace, you will be missed.

  • @goku_Clasher
    @goku_Clasher 2 года назад

    PICKLE JUICE??!!!THAT IS MY FAVORITE DRINK!!!🤩

  • @namewastakenaaaaaa
    @namewastakenaaaaaa 2 года назад

    "When I grow up I'm gonna move to Ohio"
    As an Ohio resident I feel personally attacked by this statement.

  • @berkiaskyclan2948
    @berkiaskyclan2948 2 года назад

    2nd one literal just cloudy with a chance of meatballs

  • @samnged
    @samnged Год назад

    "my favorite animal? probably an anteater"

  • @jonahq4d
    @jonahq4d 2 года назад +1

    "When I grow up, I wanna be a garbage man!! 🗑"

  • @StrangerSZN
    @StrangerSZN 2 года назад

    No cap, back when I was like 3, my favorite animal used to be a donkey. I legit used to get excited about seeing one…

  • @spy6332
    @spy6332 2 года назад

    The dad from cloudy and the chance of meat balls has something to say about the “my favorite food gotta be sardines”

  • @furtgummi
    @furtgummi 2 года назад

    I used to love donkeys as a kid because I had a cute little donkey plush and that is a sentence I used to say a lot🙂

  • @him6091
    @him6091 2 года назад

    "What's My Favorite Futa? Probably sardines"💀

  • @CC-GOKU-ANZ
    @CC-GOKU-ANZ 2 года назад

    Man should have said crockpots for this on the favorite food

  • @flamingoVR12
    @flamingoVR12 2 года назад

    When I was in second grade my class was having a field trip to a zoo. And when I knew about it I hyperventilating because of how excited to see a mule

  • @kj3bob507
    @kj3bob507 2 года назад

    I have said the first, third, and fourth things before!😂

  • @Trisokage
    @Trisokage 2 года назад

    Spot on Dylan 🤣🤣

  • @pluh3832
    @pluh3832 2 года назад

    "things no one has ever said before"
    the weird kid: u sure bout that?

  • @camheyt4321
    @camheyt4321 2 года назад

    shrek fans about the zoo one:
    And i took that personally

  • @MiniDragonsGaming
    @MiniDragonsGaming 2 года назад

    my mums answer to her fav food
    *"SaRdInEs"*

  • @the_reaperd5917
    @the_reaperd5917 2 года назад

    "things no one has ever said before" him:*says the things*

  • @WONDERLAND6005
    @WONDERLAND6005 2 года назад

    I’m sure some misanthropic hermit drinks pickle juice

  • @FadedHistory4552
    @FadedHistory4552 2 года назад +1

    I know someone who would legit drink pickle juice while reading a book.

  • @gavinhanson9654
    @gavinhanson9654 2 года назад

    I was low-key drinking pickle juice as I was watching this video

  • @Valkyrie_Ataraxia
    @Valkyrie_Ataraxia 2 года назад +1

    No hate but i LOVEE to read❤❤📚📚i one about 40 books and that's only in my room lol

  • @dead_sponge
    @dead_sponge 2 года назад

    “You can have everything in Detroit” 💀

  • @shotbyvoid
    @shotbyvoid 2 года назад

    congrats on 2 million subscribers

  • @AquaVerb
    @AquaVerb 2 года назад

    "put myself a cup of pickle juice"
    me: eh not so ba...
    "and read a book"
    me: -.-

  • @sharpack
    @sharpack 2 года назад

    "Probably sardines" - Every Portuguese Citizen

  • @tocaemisycks
    @tocaemisycks 2 года назад

    Not me who’s literally from Ohio living my best life 😭

  • @matrixtheking69
    @matrixtheking69 Год назад +1

    Rest in peace🕊

  • @blackisbackblack9105
    @blackisbackblack9105 2 года назад +1

    "Can't wait to go play overwatch 2"

  • @Muserico
    @Muserico 2 года назад

    My favorite is sardines too hahaha

  • @KanyeWest665
    @KanyeWest665 2 года назад +1

    "I am going on a vacation to Cleveland!"

  • @mossegaming
    @mossegaming 2 года назад

    Him: "I wanna go to the zoo and see a donkey"
    *Gets there*
    Also Him: "Mom?"

  • @civilizationsofminecraft2682
    @civilizationsofminecraft2682 2 года назад

    Actually I love pickle juice, i sometimes bring some into school and drink it while working on something or reading a book.