7 Motorcycle Rules for REAL BIKERS Only

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @yammienoob
    @yammienoob  5 лет назад +94

    YOU CAN NOW RENT OUT MY HAYABUSA BECAUSE IM A MADMAN: www.twistedroad.com/bikes/us/tx/austin/2007-suzuki-hayabusa-1300/m-8e8rrze/?

    • @PuppyMech13
      @PuppyMech13 5 лет назад +6

      1980 Yamaha XS850 - "The YamahNoob" named after some random youtuber that I watched long before having the courage to buck up and rebuilding her ;-)

    • @DevilcraftTV
      @DevilcraftTV 5 лет назад +2

      Got me a Honda Fireblade from 2007 and she is so new in my garage I did not give here a name yet so if anyone has an idea :P ( My mom calls her Baronette but meh) I am a huge gaming geek on the Side so I was thinking of naming her Roach but not sure yet ^^

    • @RabidTNTAddict
      @RabidTNTAddict 5 лет назад +5

      I have a red 2002 Kawasaki Ninja 500R. Named her Reba after the singer since she's a mature yet feisty redhead.

    • @DevilcraftTV
      @DevilcraftTV 5 лет назад

      @@orharonyan1732 I Like it because its kinda unusual and I like those kind of things xD

    • @lhdrones1775
      @lhdrones1775 5 лет назад +1

      Aprilia Shiver 750, I named her Saetta ( which means flash of lighting in Italian).

  • @rag_man673
    @rag_man673 2 года назад +92

    While I was out with my GF on my first bike (84 suzuki TS 185 ER) we stopped in at a coffee shop. While there an older gentleman sat at a nearby table. Seeing our helmets he started talking to us. Normally I would forget people's names straight away, but I ran into him a couple of weeks later and instantly remembered his name and called out. We became very good friends over the next 25 years. Sadly he passed away last year at the age of 88, and yes, he was still riding. That day in the coffee shop is one of the best memories I have of that bike, because it sparked our friendship.

    • @mark4491
      @mark4491 2 года назад +8

      Thats actually really awesome and sorry for your loss

    • @jeffsnow5150
      @jeffsnow5150 4 месяца назад

      Real touching story

  • @UncleDon226
    @UncleDon226 4 года назад +523

    Its a good feeling when you park your bike at the store and you come out to see another person's bike sharing the parking space. Instant friends.

  • @chriscode6431
    @chriscode6431 5 лет назад +324

    Taking the car and seeing a motorcycle is a real feels moment. Ugh, it wounds the soul.

    • @GielL96
      @GielL96 5 лет назад +17

      Like you wonna stick out your two fingers but then thinks that is would be weird and not correct to do... :(

    • @chriscode6431
      @chriscode6431 5 лет назад +7

      @@GielL96 I've done that and they're like um.... no cager.

    • @GielL96
      @GielL96 5 лет назад +4

      @@chriscode6431 hehe, i would find that strange too if i were driving my bike and saw someone doing that :) later i would probably see why they did it but not at the moment itself

    • @chriscode6431
      @chriscode6431 5 лет назад +3

      @@GielL96 I've had it happen to me before. I usually just wave back lol.

    • @gogurt_st
      @gogurt_st 4 года назад +15

      I see more bikes when I’m driving my car than when I’m riding my bike lmao

  • @fantomanimus6401
    @fantomanimus6401 5 лет назад +1509

    When you haven’t been around and seemingly suddenly a different voice starts telling you all the things. 👀

    • @BANANAeagle
      @BANANAeagle 5 лет назад +76

      Same, he sounds like Ryan Reynolds

    • @loudass1340
      @loudass1340 5 лет назад +151

      I went to check the channel name, confused about this new voice.

    • @skynative0099
      @skynative0099 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah something just off here......

    • @dcptiv
      @dcptiv 5 лет назад +30

      @@skynative0099 Yammie Noob is on holidays

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 лет назад +39

      Its uncle j not poppayammz

  • @josephcruzfallas8737
    @josephcruzfallas8737 5 лет назад +539

    Uncle J you're getting better now sound natural and cool

    • @streetvybes100
      @streetvybes100 5 лет назад

      Couldn’t be said any better

    • @ryanbell4952
      @ryanbell4952 5 лет назад +24

      His balls have dropped by the sound of it

    • @MultiChuck45
      @MultiChuck45 4 года назад +1

      May I know what microphone you're using here?

    • @thewallstreetreaper4859
      @thewallstreetreaper4859 4 года назад +6

      Is that actually his voice? He sounds so different

  • @petersilk
    @petersilk 5 лет назад +131

    Had my first red light fist bump from a dude with the same bike the other day. happiest i've been in months!

    • @menki_d_ruffy
      @menki_d_ruffy 4 года назад +9

      those are the best.. I mean seeing other riders doing crazy stuff instead of the biker's wave is cool as well. But meeting someone on the same model.. Oof. Especially if you ride something that isn't that common around your place.. ^^

    • @williammahaffy4642
      @williammahaffy4642 3 года назад +2

      I live in SOLID HD Country.
      Have seen 2 ADV bikes in the last 6 months and those were on I-95 going somewhere.
      Just bought a 2021 Benelli TRK502.
      Chances of seeing the same bike = absolutely zero. Will be interesting to see how the HD crowd responds...

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson1199 4 года назад +268

    Sometimes when I'm in my car a accidentally wave at a bike. Then I'm wishing I rode.

  • @nicomariconi1005
    @nicomariconi1005 4 года назад +310

    Never ride behind a tomato truck with your visor up at 70 mph
    Don’t ask how I know

    • @menki_d_ruffy
      @menki_d_ruffy 4 года назад +57

      Visor up at 70 mph is rough already... But this.. Damn you remind me of Ralph from the Simpsons : *"chuckles" I'm in danger..*

    • @mres812
      @mres812 4 года назад +10

      How you know?
      🤔

    • @CR-kr9cs
      @CR-kr9cs 3 года назад +22

      I had a bird rip knock my windshield off my bars and like spin my helmet all crooked. Got a black eye somehow lmao.
      Then I added inspecting my windshield bolts to my pre-ride checklist.

    • @janetgreenslade9281
      @janetgreenslade9281 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @fryloc359
      @fryloc359 3 года назад +11

      Don't ride behind horse or livestock trailers, either.

  • @dannyp204
    @dannyp204 4 года назад +56

    Whenever I'm going down the highway, if I see another motorcycle ahead of me, I'll catch up and ride staggered with them so we're more visible.

  • @dpats54
    @dpats54 5 лет назад +1031

    Call my bike Karen because she’s just keeps complaining with a check engine light

  • @DavidLopez-yp9fb
    @DavidLopez-yp9fb 5 лет назад +187

    I bonded with a cop that was on his motorcycle haha I was behind him at a red light and he waved me to come next to him so I pulled up and we had a little chat, pretty cool experience

    • @97petpetpet
      @97petpetpet 4 года назад +40

      Moto cops are the coolest cops when you're riding. Some of the meanest when you're in a car though. Can't blame em. Fuck cages.

    • @willystix2150
      @willystix2150 4 года назад

      Ha

    • @cplcraw5417
      @cplcraw5417 3 года назад +3

      @@97petpetpet well yeah fuck the other method of transport

    • @brentpurvis2406
      @brentpurvis2406 3 года назад +3

      @@97petpetpet only time ive met an angry moto cop was when he pulled me over for speeding in my pickup

  • @itswartortl5909
    @itswartortl5909 5 лет назад +125

    "How many times have you watched A Twist of the Wrist?"
    Papa yam: "Yes"

    • @yammienoob
      @yammienoob  5 лет назад +35

      I just leave it on repeat in every room.

    • @itswartortl5909
      @itswartortl5909 5 лет назад

      @@yammienoob 😂😂😂😂

    • @ruikazane5123
      @ruikazane5123 5 лет назад +14

      Once the throttle is cracked open, it is rolled on evenly, smoothly and consistently throughout the remainder of the turn

  • @nunyabusiness7585
    @nunyabusiness7585 3 года назад +6

    I saw a group of Harley riders on my way home today and I instantly felt so good when I saw them say hi to me
    I'm planning on getting a bike in about a year and it almost feels like I'm already part of the community! I can't wait to finally ride

    • @traviskruse435
      @traviskruse435 2 года назад

      Any updates bro?

    • @nunyabusiness7585
      @nunyabusiness7585 2 года назад

      @@traviskruse435 yup I have a job now! And I'm about halfway to being able to afford the bike I want. :) I'll be saving for gear and a good helmet as well. If you have any recommendations for women's or unisex gear just hmu. I can almost taste the bike by now

  • @jeremypowell2746
    @jeremypowell2746 5 лет назад +6

    I’m new to this channel, but I gotta say your charisma when talking about the truths and experiences of riding is so magnetic. Great content, thanks for sharing!!

  • @muzzinator767
    @muzzinator767 5 лет назад +17

    I relate to #4 so much. My heart breaks when I see a fellow rider but I chose the car!!

  • @oxide_fx
    @oxide_fx 5 лет назад +29

    I love the yamster, but this jammie dude has a smooooth voice. Nice n easy to listen to.

  • @repsol1krr830
    @repsol1krr830 5 лет назад +70

    Here’s my ass not even owning a bike but listening in on these rules

    • @mikewebster9500
      @mikewebster9500 5 лет назад +4

      Watch more motorcycle videos! Learn about situational awareness and stuff... please, just look for motorcycles on the road... we may look like badasses, but on the road, were super fragile

    • @robertsalyers1351
      @robertsalyers1351 4 года назад +3

      Get a bike

    • @menki_d_ruffy
      @menki_d_ruffy 4 года назад

      Bet you got yourself a bike by now.. ^^

    • @Pizzalover21
      @Pizzalover21 3 года назад +1

      Hope you changed you mind now

    • @knicksfan3647
      @knicksfan3647 3 года назад +1

      The suspense is killing us, what kind of bike did you get?

  • @arthurryanorilla356
    @arthurryanorilla356 4 года назад +2

    Fixing my bike is like in a stage in dating "getting to know each other" cause you will do you're part learn the bikes issue and solution as much as possible to take care of it, to understand what make the bike tic and feel good and you will be proud that you did it and love you're bike more.

  • @kevinmilligan9524
    @kevinmilligan9524 4 года назад +30

    Name: No
    Exagerate: nope
    Home mechanic: sometimes
    Jealous when driving: sometimes
    Shield up: Yep
    Sharing/teaching: Yes
    Socializing: yes, although I rarely meet other riders when out

  • @seeckergaming
    @seeckergaming 5 лет назад +7

    Whatever the weather forecast is, go out riding. Builds experience and confidence in some difficult situations, especially for new riders ^^
    Just gear up correctly before going out. Wind if fun and so is rain to some degree!

  • @skateaddict4795
    @skateaddict4795 5 лет назад +91

    Jammie J is officially a welcome part of the yammie lore after this video. He killed it!

  • @DrKampfpudding
    @DrKampfpudding 5 лет назад +159

    I just call my bike "bike".
    But I also kiss it sometimes soooo....

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk 5 лет назад +37

      Same here.. no tongue though.
      Except on really special occasions.

    • @Tjkruse9889
      @Tjkruse9889 5 лет назад

      I call mine the blue beast

    • @jjbowman4653
      @jjbowman4653 5 лет назад +1

      That’s okay I have a cousin named dick so 🤷‍♀️

    • @drivingkermit8286
      @drivingkermit8286 4 года назад +2

      I call mine “baby” because “no one puts baby in the corner”-Patrick Swayze. I do kiss it though I feel like that’s normal XD

    • @gogurt_st
      @gogurt_st 4 года назад +1

      Mine is named Carl lmao

  • @Hexsyn
    @Hexsyn 4 года назад +23

    I am 100% in on rule #3. Even though it is a scooter instead of a true motorcycle, knowing that there is no mechanic around for my brand put the pressure on me to step up, and the simplicity compared to working on a modern car helped ease me into the mechanical repair world!

    • @GarbageManPeck
      @GarbageManPeck 2 года назад +2

      I consider Scooter *KINGS* to be honorary motorcycle bois.
      I ride a Harley and a Honda, but I actually wanted a scooter at one point

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 2 года назад

      You get same feels and physics it's cool

  • @rockerz8
    @rockerz8 5 лет назад +218

    Is it just me or does yammie sounds totally different. I actually checked if I was watching his video or not. Did not sound like him.

    • @GielL96
      @GielL96 5 лет назад +31

      hmmmm maybe because.... that is not him? :p

    • @combustablelemons8988
      @combustablelemons8988 5 лет назад +49

      It's not Papa Yam. It's Uncle Jam

    • @erikantonio3548
      @erikantonio3548 4 года назад

      Same 😂

    • @Marcus_from_OZ
      @Marcus_from_OZ 4 года назад +6

      It's all that shaving, or it might be all that after shaving cream.

    • @luisquezada6698
      @luisquezada6698 4 года назад +2

      Yammie is On A Holiday In County 🤫🤭😲

  • @gabrielevan148
    @gabrielevan148 5 лет назад +7

    I live in a tropical country, I rode my bike every single day, on every kind of weather (I like it when it rains as the road become slippery and the tires often lose traction and sliding around everywhere)

    • @StevenT-iw4dy
      @StevenT-iw4dy 4 года назад +3

      Until you ride in snow you didn't ride "in every kind of weather ". Actually I'm just jealous.

  • @jasonw5636
    @jasonw5636 4 года назад +1

    You should add on the project biker. I have reconditioned and restored a number of bikes since learning to ride back in 98. There is no better feeling than riding a road legal bike you have built.

  • @mrtoast4230
    @mrtoast4230 4 года назад +17

    Yamie: "Socializing"
    People during corona: "What is this mysterious word"

  • @rcktgirl05
    @rcktgirl05 4 года назад +2

    I named mine Sally Ride because I'm a rocket scientist and she was my absolute hero growing up. Coincidence in the "ride" part makes it even cooler to me.

  • @jackdaniels9133
    @jackdaniels9133 5 лет назад +51

    I start watching and I'm like what kinda dork does this "real" rider stuff but as it goes on I'm thinking hey wait a minute, oh no.

  • @mohammedrahman3447
    @mohammedrahman3447 4 года назад

    I like your channel. Not just the contents but because I also get to see Austin. I used to live there sometime ago and brings back memories.

  • @riftwake178
    @riftwake178 3 года назад +3

    The face shield thing is something you have to actually teach a passenger who has never ridden before. I was instinctively throwing the shield up at every stop and plopping it back down around 25-35 mph and I didn't realize my pillion was just riding the whole time shields down. No wonder she thought motorcycles suck and are too hot. Tell your damn pillion about the faceshield rule! I will never forget again.

  • @quangnguyenhuy7199
    @quangnguyenhuy7199 3 года назад +1

    Mad respect for the raining footage at 6:17 lmao, riding a bike while it's raining outside is absolute hell in Vietnam.

  • @SpottedOnTheRide
    @SpottedOnTheRide 5 лет назад +5

    Jammie J being genuinely funny in this vid, I like it. Great job dude!

    • @SouthValleyKnifeCo
      @SouthValleyKnifeCo 5 лет назад +1

      Nip your sack send it back got a chuckle from me.

    • @SpottedOnTheRide
      @SpottedOnTheRide 5 лет назад

      @@SouthValleyKnifeCo lol his joke delivery was good in this one

  • @mikeks8181
    @mikeks8181 3 года назад

    Went to an Arts Fair downtown Pittsburgh PA one yr. There was road construction nearby limiting the parking. No one was working so wife lifted up the caution tape and I backed in. Three hrs later when we came back! 8 more bikes All in a nice Row! Safety in numbers!!

  • @kiwi-on-a-bike660
    @kiwi-on-a-bike660 5 лет назад +15

    While I had my shield up riding at 80km/h got hit in the eye by a bee that then got stuck inside my helmet, it was a Wicker Man moment.

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 5 лет назад +2

      Oh God when you can feel the bee down the side padding of your helmet by your temple furious buzzing and moving.

    • @cplegrand
      @cplegrand 4 года назад +4

      I always wear a helmet, but I will occasionally go shield up with safety glasses if it is a nice day and I'm out on the dirt roads. But after a similar "bee in the helmet" experience and getting pegged in the face from a rock kicked up by a truck a little ways ahead, I now keep the shield at least mostly if not fully closed over 40 mph. Oh - and having a lit cigarette butt flicked from a car going in the opposite direction bouncing off my goggles when I was wearing my MX style helmet. That could have been really bad.

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 4 года назад

      Harsh. Worst i had was about 60mph flies in the eye on my moto x. I learned to wear goggles.

    • @doctordetroit1217
      @doctordetroit1217 3 года назад

      I once had a couple of bees get stuck in the vents of my helmet, fortunately the impact killed them.

  • @treeguyable
    @treeguyable 3 года назад +2

    Hmm, ridden my 71 rd350 in the snow, sometimes ya gotta do it.

  • @thorstambaugh1520
    @thorstambaugh1520 4 года назад +20

    When Yammie finishes puberty and the voice goes down

  • @echocarter9230
    @echocarter9230 3 года назад +1

    passed my CBT today so thats one step closer to my dream:
    travel the world. go every single country and never go same place twice

  • @burnerjack01
    @burnerjack01 4 года назад +5

    "Comfort Zone": That place where a single vehicle accident goes from 'probable' to merely 'possible'.

  • @JohnnyVent
    @JohnnyVent 3 года назад +1

    Honestly, with about 3-4 years experience with bikes I've learned to diagnose most simple problems just by trying to start a vehicle, including cars. It's amazing how simple most things are and I've gotten some good deals because of dead batteries and dirty fuel systems. I recommend everybody do the basic maintenance on their vehicles because not only will it save a lot of money on repairs, think $50 for loosening a bolt and refilling some liquids, but it can also turn a really good profit when somebody thinks that their car is totaled because they let it sit and the battery died so they sell you a car for $200 and you put a used battery in it for less than $50 and now you have a perfectly running vehicle for less than $300... It really pays to know how to check air, fuel and spark.

  • @2854Navman
    @2854Navman 5 лет назад +8

    Shield up at traffic light. Wasp flies in helmet. Finger stung trying to get him out. DAMN IT!!!

  • @howardlloyd9183
    @howardlloyd9183 2 года назад +1

    No car here bro, 2 wheels only. I'm poor, but my Suzuki Boulevard c50t is sweet!!

  • @mcdon2401
    @mcdon2401 5 лет назад +25

    Never named my bike... called them a few choice words at times, usually when they wouldn't start, but a proper name? Nah.

    • @DoctorAkikoFukuwara
      @DoctorAkikoFukuwara 4 года назад

      Yeah I have never named a bike and couldn't be around anyone who did.
      People who name bikes are up there with Harley riders who buy the Harley jacket, Harley bandana, Harley gloves etc. because god forbid you don't know they ride a Harley even when picking up milk at the grocery store 😑
      Even when I was a 暴走族 girl back in Japan I never named my bikes.

    • @chriscollins550
      @chriscollins550 4 года назад

      Never named my bike's.

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 4 года назад

      That's me and any machine

    • @Cripplegee
      @Cripplegee 3 года назад

      @@chriscollins550 -Same here never once named my bikes.

    • @mr3748
      @mr3748 3 года назад +1

      Feels like this is something ONLY 98% of Americans do😂😂 cars, bikes or whatever has wheels.
      Never heard anyone outside of America naming their bike or car, except Richard Hammond naming that old Opel Cadet Oliver.😂😂😂
      Imagine a German biker naming his S1000 "Sally" or "Susan" 😂

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 5 лет назад +2

    I agree with all of these. Been riding just over 2 years. I have come up on some newbs and even a newb who went off the road on his new royal enfield. I like talking and helping and sharing. Also yes, my first bike is Black Betty and my second is Black Beauty. Both Hondas. Lol. Another good video. Thanks.

  • @jkramer920
    @jkramer920 5 лет назад +18

    So, who voiced this video? This is not Yammie. Not even close.

  • @EQuo26
    @EQuo26 5 лет назад +1

    From San Francisco, we've had rain on and off since November and I hate not riding my bike the 15min of clear skies we get.

  • @badtzmaru17
    @badtzmaru17 5 лет назад +4

    2009 GSX-R 600. Her name is Nina, because at high RPMs if you start to engine brake, she says "Nina Nina Nina."

  • @brangar2923
    @brangar2923 3 года назад

    New rider, purchased a KLR650 these vids are so helpful thanks also to the motorcycle community on tips!

  • @mornebecker3464
    @mornebecker3464 5 лет назад +3

    I have been watching your channel since last year i finally got my own bike and going through your vids again
    I got a kawasaki kr 150
    From South Africa

  • @valdemarsrensen1526
    @valdemarsrensen1526 4 года назад

    I started watching this channel while getting my a2 licens (i live in Denmark) and all the do's and don'ts helped me so much and made me a better rider

  • @LoveLostization
    @LoveLostization 5 лет назад +149

    I kiss my bikes and rub their tanks and say good girl, as long as I get home safe they get love 😊

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +15

      Did this after riding through a major rain/thunderstorm, girl always managed to get me home safely. I respected her more than most people :b

    • @lovethisstuff9327
      @lovethisstuff9327 5 лет назад +10

      Ahhh... girl on girl! 😃

    • @masterpain7742
      @masterpain7742 4 года назад +1

      Me too xD

    • @feodiente9460
      @feodiente9460 4 года назад +1

      Same here

    • @LoveLostization
      @LoveLostization 4 года назад

      @@lovethisstuff9327 LOL

  • @JjjjMy1234
    @JjjjMy1234 5 лет назад +1

    Number one is right, i got lil boy blue, the FZ-07, and old lady scarlet, the CBR 929RR

  • @someone-xp9wk
    @someone-xp9wk 5 лет назад +5

    100% true.
    Plus for a real biker one is never enough, you always think about getting more.
    And somehow bikers are like bee's, you will always end up with a group of bikers

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil 3 года назад

    My BMW GS800 is nicknamed ‘The Lazy German’. Mostly as the throttle is a suggestion, and it doesn’t wanna start when it rains. It runs like crap until it’s ‘awake’... yep.

  • @biggreen1569
    @biggreen1569 5 лет назад +7

    Betty, Honda Shadow 750 ace deluxe....my girlfriend walked into the garage and caught me caressing the seat....

    • @JKemp-vq9xh
      @JKemp-vq9xh 5 лет назад

      I also have a shadow 750. I name all my bikes but couldn't find a perfectly fitting name for it. "Ekei" is the placeholder name. Character from a japanese video game, who was a fat bastard. Named it that because it is so slow.

    • @uglypinkeraser
      @uglypinkeraser 5 лет назад

      My '99 Shadow 750 ace is named Nebuchadnezzar. Its also been handled thoroughly but we have a loving relationship built on trust.

  • @shivampalwe1040
    @shivampalwe1040 5 лет назад +1

    bro you’re not a uncle you will young forever just dont get yourself self in accident we like you cause you’re alive

  • @anubisplays396
    @anubisplays396 5 лет назад +7

    My bike is named princess and I tell her she's beautiful all the time, often when I tap her tail as I walk past her in the garage.
    ...true story

  • @johnaquad
    @johnaquad 3 года назад +1

    my husky 701LR is called Appa . if you know who Appa is and have seen a 701LR in person you would get it lol. then the 350 excf is the orange gremlin.

  • @oliversutton2266
    @oliversutton2266 5 лет назад +54

    I mean my ex was already dropped so another won’t hurt right?

  • @rickstuparyk3306
    @rickstuparyk3306 3 года назад

    This is WAY better than the last one I watched. Good job.

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson1199 5 лет назад +7

    All this is interesting. I've been biking for almost 50 years and mostly by myself . There's all these things that just come naturally and now here's other people (bikers are "people", other humans are drones) doing the same things.

    • @lespearson3801
      @lespearson3801 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly. I thought everyone just did these things. I totally agree that "bikers" are people, and the rest are just social zombies.

  • @msrcracing8387
    @msrcracing8387 5 лет назад +1

    Your intros are getting better , More mature. Good video/Blog

  • @randomvideosn0where
    @randomvideosn0where 4 года назад

    My bike is Valdez, due to constant oil leaks. I don't need to exaggerate because my speedo definitely does that for me. Home mechanicish, although fixing one thing means I usually break something else. Jealous in nice weather. Shield up 100%. I share what I know, and socialize if I get a chance.

  • @therealkzero
    @therealkzero 5 лет назад +5

    Named my bike Evangeline. After Evangeline Lilly. Smooth, looks great, tough, and badass.

  • @ethancheng1595
    @ethancheng1595 4 года назад

    Number 3 is exactly me. When I was in college and dirt poor, I brought my car to a mechanic to do the littlest thing. Now that I have a little bit of money I thought I would just continue to pay people to do it when I got a bike. That did NOT happen - totally got sucked into DIY.

  • @FroggyCrimes
    @FroggyCrimes 5 лет назад +27

    While some people appreciate the attention. I would like it if people didn't scream at me to do a wheelie at red lights.
    I cannot do a wheelie and I can barely hear you over my helmet, plugs and bluetooth speakers.

    • @MrWest-777
      @MrWest-777 4 года назад +1

      Good job on resisting the dank nooners. Papa yam don't crack them either.

  • @Daddy53751
    @Daddy53751 3 года назад +1

    Had to Finally SUB.
    My favorite tale that was told to me;
    A track day guy I knew who had a real nice R6 told me one day,
    “I just got a new R1, I was just wringing out my R6.”
    (I was a new road racer at the time) so before I could stop myself,
    “No you weren’t.”
    You’d thought I just kicked him in the jimmy! So to save his obviously crushed ego I told him “ I know some guys that CAN wring out a new R6, but you ain’t one of them. But hey, don’t feel pregnant, I ain’t one either.”
    Saw him at a track day the same month. He dumped both of them within a hour of each other.🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @enjoyyourself7455
    @enjoyyourself7455 5 лет назад +2

    Hahaha "Dude, you sit on a car seat and call it Crystal..." I almost spat coffee all over my phone laughing at that one. Brilliant LMAO 🤣

  • @jeffruebens8355
    @jeffruebens8355 5 лет назад +1

    I recently bought a Scorpion brand helmet. Average review for safety at the Sharp web site for independent safety tests, but it fits well and the price was good. It has a little lever on the left side to open the visor a small bit for ventilation, and one D ring has a piece of nylon strap hanging so it is easier to undo under your neck.

  • @henrya3530
    @henrya3530 5 лет назад +19

    1) At some point every bike gets called "START you b@st@rd!!!" (especially if it's an older 2 stroke).
    2) The older I get the faster I was ;-)

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад

      Maybe the key here is "older 2 stroke".. Had my trusted Aprilia 650 for 4 years and it started up immediately every time even in sub zero. Loved that girl

  • @mircozanghierato8859
    @mircozanghierato8859 5 лет назад +1

    The nickname of my rc390 is autocultivator, in Italian is motozappa, because of the remeniscent sound that she makes

  • @Unlucky13_s
    @Unlucky13_s 5 лет назад +23

    “Jammie jam do your dance it’s the yammmmmmmieee noooobbb alightttttt” *insert* space jam yammie noob remix music for intro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HYDRASHOQ
    @HYDRASHOQ 3 года назад

    Riding season? So far, my lowest ride temperature was 35 degrees, here in NC.
    It's supposed to be 30 when I leave for work in the morning. I've learned how to bundle.
    "Aren't you cold on that bike?"
    "Yeah...but I'm on a bike. So it's worth it!"

  • @nicflatterie7772
    @nicflatterie7772 4 года назад +3

    Face shield rules: get pin lock! Put some treatment on your glasses, otherwise your pin lock is useless (ask me how I know...!), keep it closed or you will kiss a bee or other nasty bugs (again, how do I know?), modular helmets are great imho.
    Help others. I once plugged a flat tire for a women stuck on the side of the road, she had been there 2 hours I was the first to stop!
    Carry plugs with you and a basic tools kit, at least on long rides. Zip ties are life savers!

    • @agustinmorquecho7781
      @agustinmorquecho7781 4 года назад

      i am newish rider, just ordered my first time pinlock, coz here in australia is never really cold, but this winter (its winter here) i am finishing late late at work and the face shield fogs out 2 out of 3 rides i did last week. so i order a pinlock. what do you mean about "put some treatment on your glasses"?

    • @James_765
      @James_765 4 года назад

      Took a Godzilla size dragon fly to the face at 35mph yesterday.. smh then the visor went down haha

    • @nicflatterie7772
      @nicflatterie7772 4 года назад

      Agustin Morquecho anti fog treatment on your lenses. Pin lock is nice, but if the glasses fog up, you are no better off.
      One time I was on the highway, and my glasses were fogging up. I could not stop (too dangerous in the rain and poor visibility) and could not put my glasses in my pockets since I had my rain coat on. So I drove 20 minutes with my glasses in my mouth, to the next exit :)

    • @agustinmorquecho7781
      @agustinmorquecho7781 4 года назад

      @@nicflatterie7772 ahhh ok, didnt reallized he was talking about glasses in your face for your eyes, dont know why i thought about a way of calling the visor glass. itys my own fault as english is my second language. plust it was very late when i read it so i was tired and brain not really working. i do not wear glasses of any kind, my helmet have dual visor, and the pinlock is on order, didnt received it yet.

  • @radar2119
    @radar2119 5 лет назад

    I couldn't in good conscience let your smooth transition to pube trimming go unnoticed. Excellent!

  • @chubbypolarbear23
    @chubbypolarbear23 5 лет назад +6

    Video idea: is it safer to go a bit faster than traffic?

    • @christianmcdowell3052
      @christianmcdowell3052 5 лет назад +3

      I would stay this stands true if you are currently close to other vehicles. However if a block of traffic is in front of you, I imagine it would be safest to maintain distance until they have spread or stopped. (California here)

    • @Robnoxious77
      @Robnoxious77 5 лет назад +2

      I call it “applying positive pressure to traffic”

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +1

      The answer is yes. No further videos needed, but of course it would be a welcome topic :)
      Going a bit faster means you are never stuck in one spot or situation, and you are always looking out for your surroundings rather than just mindlessly following the traffic flow. Anything that helps your awareness is a major improvement in safety, as it makes you look further ahead and assess clear spaces on the road and merging cars etc. If all you do is follow traffic flow, you end up jus sheeping behind the guy in front of you, and you might lose your awareness, and other people might lose their awareness of your existence too. Better to be in and out of people's awareness span quickly. If you stay in one spot for too long, people tend to forget you are even there, and stop paying attention. You only have a short window where people are aware of your presence before you just become a part of the surroundings, so use that window to quickly flow through the traffic instead of staying in place.

  • @michaeltaplin1200
    @michaeltaplin1200 5 лет назад

    I have an r6 and never leave her in a garage, I use her all year round. She is fast, reliable and never sees the inside of a garage as I do any work myself. I even ride her in snow that's where the experia ce comes in. I'm 48 and ridden bikes since I was 16.

  • @chriscode6431
    @chriscode6431 5 лет назад +4

    His name is Jack. I bought him a few days before Halloween. He's candy burnt orange. He's taken ladies, his wheels are mine.

  • @snowi9585
    @snowi9585 3 года назад

    Here, even if I WANTED to do stuff by my own to my bike... I'd have to go to the governmental registry department so they can do it for me so they can update my bike's info card so I can ride my bike on public roads without being fined because my bike's specs don't match those written in the info card. Also, annual revision ALSO has to be made at a repair shop (depending on how old the bike is) every 1 year or 3 years. If I don't do the yearly consumable changes (oil, air filter, coolant...) at a repair shop, they won't give me a "serviced" document for either the next year or 3 years, which means they'll take away my bike's ID for being "unsafe" until I service it, so I can't even ride it home, along with a hefty fine. So yeah.

  • @YTjndallas
    @YTjndallas 4 года назад +9

    My bike is “Traveller.”
    Named after General Lee’s
    Battle Stallion.

  • @noahprieto4048
    @noahprieto4048 5 лет назад

    Just got done with my first day of motorcycle class. Glad to go back tomorrow

  • @sammy2840
    @sammy2840 4 года назад +4

    Buy an Arai and you won’t need to raise your face shield ever!

    • @pasha5457
      @pasha5457 4 года назад

      I dont like the design

    • @nightman922
      @nightman922 4 года назад

      No thanks... would rather not spend $1000+ on a helmet

  • @nspinicelli
    @nspinicelli 4 года назад +1

    I still haven't named my 2018 Bonneville T120. She's got a lot of personality but I haven't found a fitting name yet. She's classy and young, and very exciting.
    My first bike was easy, a 2005 R6 in all black with red accents, her name was Roxy, a slutty name. The naming process was easy, she was naughty and took her fairings off on the first date.

  • @shivbarajebhosale6737
    @shivbarajebhosale6737 5 лет назад +6

    3:46 hah,bold of you to assume.

  • @CasperJLT707
    @CasperJLT707 5 лет назад +2

    nice one J! my favorite you've done so far. 👍

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell 5 лет назад +6

    Me: Why not Space J-
    Yam: 0:15
    Me: :(

  • @superpapiringo
    @superpapiringo 3 года назад

    1. My bike's name is Forven Azulina (my daughter named it) (suzuki gixxer 150cc, first bike)
    2. I've not been enough in my bike to make stories or dudes to tell them
    3. Not under warranty, but I will
    4. Weather here is mostly good, but I have cheap tires, so no fast stuff
    5. Yup. Mostly fog
    6. I'm trying to teach my nieces, my daughter, my compadre and my uncle
    7. It's the most social part of me. Kinda sad, but true
    Yup; this is one of my school channels, only behind Chicho Lorenzo (Jorge Lorenzo's dad) to learn tecnique
    You dudes are great

  • @Rettequetette
    @Rettequetette 5 лет назад +8

    Wow, did you use some kind of voice-altering software? Sounds really weird.

    • @DadBodZaddy
      @DadBodZaddy 5 лет назад

      Rettequetette probably a freelance voice artist he hired

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад

      @@DadBodZaddy why would he do that? no one was complaining about his regular voice. Did something happen to Yam?

    • @buncho888
      @buncho888 5 лет назад

      Rettequetette it's Yams new sidekick. I think he is going to use him for voiceover videos only.

    • @Rettequetette
      @Rettequetette 5 лет назад +1

      @@DadBodZaddy ​ buncho888 I'm not so sure... I'd swear the intonation, pronunciation etc is Yammie's. It sounds to me like only the pitch has been lowered.

  • @ultimatesniperb507
    @ultimatesniperb507 5 лет назад +1

    Getting ready for riding. Gonna be great.

  • @TheRealDanielRamos
    @TheRealDanielRamos 5 лет назад +3

    Let's not forget the killer butterflies who allegedly act as a kamikazies as find a way inside my barely cracked visor...

  • @prisim2316
    @prisim2316 5 лет назад +1

    Rule number 6 i have seen when i started riding,
    I was sat in traffic as i wasnt too sure on filtering when another rider pulled beside me and told me to follow him

  • @drewhenry5491
    @drewhenry5491 5 лет назад +20

    What happened to your voice?

  • @warmongerel9743
    @warmongerel9743 5 лет назад

    Bugslayer. The name of my 2006 Yamaha V-Star 1100 (the first cruiser you ever drove).
    In Minnesota, we don't legally need to wear a helmet. Probably stupid, but I only wear mine on long trips.

  • @liilianalopez1155
    @liilianalopez1155 4 года назад +16

    lmao my suzuki is called susie and my ex named her XD
    I'm dying

  • @flatcapcaferacer
    @flatcapcaferacer 3 года назад +1

    Fifty two years riding and racing and still counting. I agree and regularly do at least those seven trying to encourage new riders and pass on some hard learned lessons.
    I don't have a lot patience with pretenders of any ilk whether they dressed as racers, outlaws or offroad travelers trying to impress their neighbors or friends. You know the one who ride in full leathers and still corner very slowly, the riders dressed as outlaws who wobble up to the gas pump and the full adventure tourer who never gets past Starbucks.
    The rider who lives and breathes motorcycles, who wants to be better and invests the time to do so are more my type of riders and get my respect.

  • @johndoe99642
    @johndoe99642 5 лет назад +38

    Who is this narrator? No homo man but I liked your voice better.

  • @toom4ny0cs
    @toom4ny0cs 5 лет назад +1

    Haven't got my ride yet, but here i am absorbing knowledge from the best.

    • @yammienoob
      @yammienoob  5 лет назад +2

      Glad to hear there's another squid in training out there

    • @toom4ny0cs
      @toom4ny0cs 5 лет назад

      @@yammienoob y'all are awesome ❤✌👌

  • @jimmychen6329
    @jimmychen6329 5 лет назад +16

    Jesus I'm so lucky to see this on my suggestion just three seconds after it was posted, and yes, I'm looking for some attention.

    • @MrTomJo
      @MrTomJo 5 лет назад +1

      And here it comes. You are welcome.

    • @iliaselatiallah1328
      @iliaselatiallah1328 5 лет назад +2

      I like your honesty good sir

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 5 лет назад

      Shouldn't you be out riding, not waiting around for RUclips videos? :p

  • @artistanthony1007
    @artistanthony1007 5 лет назад

    No Space Jam but the theme song should be Aquatic Time from Sonic Riders Zero Gravity because it's perfect especially for the riding in the videos and one great thing is that the theme song is kinda Royalty Free, you won't get hit by copyright by that music because the company SEGA or whoever is in charge is chill with it being used.