Pharaohs actually had multiple wives so they could produce lots of heirs. However, only the higher class wives had a shot of their son becoming pharaoh
Sadly, you are the cupbearer of the kingdom, and though you are glad to be able to serve for the pharaoh you love so much, the last wine you tasted for him has been spiked. The assassination attempt, though prevented, nevertheless left you dead; forever oblivious at the fact that the pharaoh has always loved you back.
cherr Pharaoh: Find whoever did this! Find him and bring it to me! Pharaoh's wife: Why do you care so much? It was just a servant. He takes her by the shoulders and shakes her. Pharaoh: A servant?! No. It was the love of my life! The only one I ever loved! Pharaoh's wife: Don't you think I knew? I'm the one who spiked the wine. Pharaoh: What have you done?!?! She gives him a wicked smile. Pharaoh's wife: Now we will both be miserable. Pharaoh: May our gods have mercy on you, cause I won't. I'll make you suffer in ways your evil mind can't even imagine. He whispers to her. Pharaoh: Take her away from me! He now alone with your corpse kneels down and takes your cold hand and gently kisses it. He caresses your face and gives you a final kiss on the lips. Pharaoh: I will always love you.
The fact that Cleopatra had two of the most powerful men in the palm of her hand, makes her that more iconic. She’d sing this before going to be the baddie she is
This makes me feel like I'm a worker in Egypt helping in building the pyramid of Giza while dancing around with my alien pals while they blast this out of their spaceship.
Bro this has me feeling like I'm in love with a Pharaoh but he's in an arranged marriage or something so we're planing to stay in touch without getting in trouble and this is our last time together before he gets married
Honestly, you would have probably still been able to be together. Hate to break the fantasy but pharaohs did take concubines and it was totally normal. Having multiple lovers back then wasn't as taboo as it is now.
Honestly it’s probably better that you imagine a fictional hot guy, it’s a little weird to be imaging you falling in love with a random pharaoh who died thousands of years ago
Pharoah. An all powerful being, believed to be the reincarnation of Ra himself. The sun envies him, and oh how brilliantly it blazed off his shining copper skin. Gold adorned his body in the form of trinkets, bands, bangles, piercings, like a waterfall of gifts from the heavens. His crown sat regally atop his head as his dark gaze flitted across the room. And there you were. A lowly slave, someone who wouldn't dare meet his eyes in the palace throne room. Someone at the mercy of the Pharaoh's favored servants. You were nothing compared to him. And yet, why did he hold you so tightly after dark? Why did his slim and decorated fingers trail over your scantily clad body with such curiosity? With such passion, such possessiveness. If you were merely a slave, why did he work to earn your soft sighs and whimpers as praises for him and him alone? Why did he insist on taking you to his grand bed chambers? If anyone where to find out they would call such filthy, degrading, vile and disgraceful for the god king. But for you, for you it was a blessing. A purifying rebirth, a burning brand that blazed inside your core. A Pharaoh's lust, yet you favored to call it drunken love. (and 2 years later we come back after I remembered I had this account- let's see how much RUclips.com lets me get away with ~) His kisses were scorching, his voice heavy like the smell of the musk that invaded your senses. In these moments of unending pleasure guarded by the cover of darkness, under the guise of a private and lavish oasis, his hips dove into your tender flesh like you were water itself. Splitting you open like the ripest fruit, feasting upon the yeilding flesh and drinking down every last drop of sweet nectar your body freely gave. His name, he decided long ago left your swollen and babbling lips like the sweetest and sincerest of prayers. Your fingers entertwining with his own the most reverent of gestures- far beyond what any of his followers could offer him. Temples and maloseums erected in Pharoah's honor were mere trifling matters, he only had interest in the temple that was your soft and warm vessel. Oh how it sang for him, and oh how it pleaded to be a place of worship. Lowly servant you may have been, but Pharoah himself whispered your name like it was a gift sent by the divine. You were akin to the gold he bathed in- the glow that servants and subjects alike praised His Radiance for shedding. And as his teeth sunk into the tender flesh of your neck you knew he would keep you here- as his nightly blooming jasmine. Drunken love indeed, drunken on his adoration, and he on you. EDIT #2: for you guys asking and pleading for a wattpad/ao3, go check out my my ao3 account! my main psued is kinniejuice but you can find an old one of mine under sticky_maple
@@golden.fire.princess9653 Aye, gang lol 🤟🏽 I was looking for some Yu-Gi-Oh comments and was thoroughly disappointed that I couldn't find any. I've always loved the flashbacks 😭 Listening to this I can very vividly see me throwing it back for Priest Seto in the throne room, what's wrong with me 😢 Let me go read some fan fics and chill. (love your profile pic ❤️)
The reason people come back for these flawless videos is because we love living in what feels like surreal circumstances to escape the time period we truly feel like we don’t belong in. Another amazing edit! Thank you for making such art that speaks to people 🙏
Nahhh... I mean it's fun to imagine being in the BC era with a hot pharaoh but irl that time was horrible. I am happy being born in the time period where I can listen to music and escape from my realty to a magical place.
Okay but why am I picturing myself dressed up in gold with my eyes all lined with Kohl giving a lap dance to a Pharaoh to seduce him while this plays in the background?
y'all out here lusting after King Tut who was literally a teenager when he was pharaoh and died at 19... meanwhile I'm out here looking for my girl Nefertiti; I don't need a pharaoh, I need a *queen*
Fun Fact: Narmer was Pharaoh of Egypt during 3100 BC. He unified Upper and Lower Egypt amd was the founder of the First Dynast of Pharaohs in Ancient Egypt!
So you made a deal with the god Set who granted you power and wealth. But things backfired, the pharaon was killed by the priest of Anubis and in your rage, you gave your soul to the god of chaos and now you're an immortal egyptian vampire who can turn into a demonic hellhound to hunt down your enemies and feast on their blood. Millennials later, you're sitting in a cafe in egypt, bathing under the golden sun, your skin glistening with a otherworldly glow, forever beautiful. An entrancing sight to all men and women, but to you, they don't matter... Your heart and mind are 3000 years back, with the man you never stopped loving.
You let your eyes wander until a figure catches your attention. Standing tall under the scorching Egyptian sun. It was someone you knew, someone you once loved. Chiseled jaw, golden honey skin and eyes that were blessed by the gods themselves. The eyes that looked at you with love and tenderness. The very eyes that stared at you with passion and desire.
@@hisoka7190 A reincarnation? You wonder. No, it doesn't make sense you reason, but it's too late, you've already started heading towards their direction. Your eyes stay glued to them, your body approaching him as if under a spell by Hathor herself.
I don’t think the Egyptians *specifically * did that, but there were civilizations not too far away who would bury many people alive with their kings. They died when the tomb was collapsed over them, or OD from the drugs they were given. At some points in time, there was also an expectation in some cultures for widows to throw themselves onto funeral pyres if they really loved their husbands
This makes me feel like a royal in Egypt who’s family’s throne has been taken over by a powerful man from Europe who wants to expand is his territory and now I have to seduce him until I can stab him in the back and get my place back. But then he gets a feeling that I’m not not really in love with him so I amplify my “desire” for him so that my plan doesn’t go to shit. *Ppl somehow love my very specific story plot so imma add more* I realized that the man I’m trying to dupe is very powerful so I decide to work with his mortal enemy to make sure I finally get my rightful spot. While I’m planning to end the man who took my kingdom,I end up having an affair with his mortal enemy and finding out I’m pregnant. I am stuck between lying to him that it’s his baby so that he truly believes that I “love” him or ending my conquest to gaining my power and starting a new life with his nemesis. I choose to keep my act until it’s safe enough to pull the trigger. *Adding more* As my pregnancy is moving along the man I’m trying to kill truly falls in love with me and wants to start a life together as husband and wife...the problem is I don’t know if I want to do that because I am falling in love with the real baby daddy and vice versa. I kept his identity a secret but he still continues to be in my life and care for me. I start getting very disinterested in the king and continue my situation with my baby daddy. One day we were together enjoying each other’s company when the king caught us. He was so enraged that he started to fight my baby daddy. I was so scared and completely clueless as to what is to come. Will he kill him? Will he kill me? Will I be exiled? After the kings fit he told be to go to the palace with him. I didn’t know what to do so I did. We got home and what he told me next was shocking.
I see people talking about hot scenarios with King Tut. Unfortunately, King Tut was actually pretty slim. He wasn't as muscular and fit as you may be imagining right now. So, srry, girls and bottoms. But the TOPS on the other hand...
*The sun was starting to go down across the statues of Tebas, slowly fading just like the purest gold mixed with the sweetness of the honey, I was thinking about [pharaoh's name here] for hours now, after his public apparition to honour the marriage with his now wife, [pharaoh's noble wife name].* Huh. *Why had everything to be like that? I looked at Horus, or at least what remained of his golden ablaze rays which pulled his chariot and asked that very question, why had everything to be like that?* *Me, a noble - but not sufficiently to be married to him - I was desiring for the living God, his lively eyes, his full lips which would be softer than the finest silk of the world, his voice which I heard just once and it filled me as if the best bard sang of the greatest love story in one night of dark skies of cold.* I have seen his face drawn in the stars, but they are far... *Far from me, yes.* Edit: hey guys! Thanks for all the likes (I have never got so many before lol), actually I want to thank my bride for trusting me and encouraging me to post it here... I'm kinda shy but hey everything happened thanks to my beautiful future wife!
You remember the time you say Him. He was walking down the white marble staircase draped in a shining gold tunic and a coat hanging off his broad shoulders carrying thousands of precious little deep blue rocks embroided with golden thread. Your eyes stopped on his face, his beautiful olive face with short curls that were almost completely hidden underneath a golden crown embellished with stones that reflected every color of the night’s sky. You caught a glimpse of his fleeting stare as he turned around and like that disappeared into the hallway. You saw a shining sword and a sharp dagger tucked underneath the coat and you knew that the war he’s gone off to fight will not be victorious. But you will forever cherish that one moment that one precious little moment when your eyes met and His eyes swiftly stopped and gazed and you felt powerful and loved and for one short eternity you were His queen.
Shining in gold and dress up with the finest hand woven silk after seducing the pharaoh and poisoning him which leads to you being the sole ruler of Egypt, going down in history as one of the most cunning rulers of all.
Imagine: It was another regular day for you and as usual you went to help your father at the recording shop (library) he owned. You were just putting all the manuscripts in order when suddenly you heard the heavy sound of gongs being beaten marking the arrival of a royalty in the market. And as per the rules you came out of the shop and kneeled with your head hung low paying the respect to the royal. All the murmurs faded as the horses and carriage of the royal neared your area. It was very rare for you to witness a royalty entering the dirty and rugged streets you lived on so curiosity took better of your brain and you raised your head enough to take a peek at the royal but once you looked at the man you couldn't look away. Nothing mattered in front of those jet black eyes and beautiful face not even the fear of getting punished for raising your head as a disrespect. The man was far beautiful and heavenly than any other men that you ever encountered with a slight scratch scar on his forehead prolly gotten when he was hunting. He was all adorned with gold jewels too shiny for your eyes who always got to see silver or iron jewels. His face sat devoid of any emotion, after all you mere people not even deserved the gracious presence of majesty. Your eyes fell upon the neck piece that he was wearing and suddenly you lost all the air from your lungs, he was pharaoh. Only pharaohs were allowed to wear that, you saw and read about it in one of the recordings. You were just staring at him when his eyes caught yours and despite the terror rising in your heart you couldn't break that eye contact. Your mouth on accord of it's own whispered "pharaoh" and the man smirked and smiled at you. But that was just a moment and the carriage moved forward leaving you in a feeling of serendipity. Wattpad: @slurpdatdee
kali uchiha Actually it’s been said that Cleopatra wasn’t very beautiful but her brains made up for it. By looking at statues it is reasonable to believe that she had a very large nose and looked overall more manly. So that AC portrayal and the Hollywood ones are very likely false.
Cleopatra is mad she didn't get to experience this bop.
She got the remix edition millennia later.
🤣
Jess OMG SKSKSKK
Queeni HUH
Queeni why isnt this getting the recognition it needs 😩
these titles are becoming really iconic im not gonna lie.
I thought this said titties and i was real confused
cdfghjk ghj same 💀
@@loganrichards4517 wtf is wrong with you xD
I’m crying
ngl it’s stretching it a little bit🥴🥴
“She’s working at the pyramids tonight, yeah” -Frank Ocean, Pyramids
BAHAHAAHAHAH
Oooooo they should do this to that song
love that song
Abaddonnis I wanna hear that so bad 😩🔥
4100th LIKE!!
when u get way to into ur history assignment
When you start hallucinating at 5 am when you are craming for an apush exam you didn't study for
@@idontcaresir too real stop it
Lol😂
🤣🤣
This PowerPoint is going to be an EXPERIENCE
these are getting REAL specific yet it's somehow still definitely a vibe
Yeah...
WoW exactly
Really strong vibes
But that’s the vide falling in love w the pharaoh
This made me laugh because of its accuracy 😂😭
This is the song they put in ancient strip clubs.
🤣🤣🤣it does sound like an ancient Egyptian bathhouse
ancient strip clu- lmao stop 😭💀
Genius
😂💀💀
serve it ancient city style
We woke up in the middle of a war with the Great Roman Empire thinking “How the hell did this shit happen?” *oh baby-*
Omg that's so perfect 😂
LMFAOOOO
Lmaoooo
😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo
Im starting to think that L0user is an immortal , and this it just them putting music over events that happened in their life
4AM thought
shh don’t expose her
@@fiona9865 oh crap! apologies to our great celestial being :3
If that's the case.... We need more STORYTIME VIDEOOOS! Thank you for attending my Ted talk!
Y o u k n o w t o o m u c h
There’s so many people in the comments thirsting over and writing fanfics over 3000 year old dead mummies... it’s me I am people
And so am I 💀
the age difference between me and boo is over 7,500 years 😌
21 fandoms age is just a number! 🥰💁🏻♀️
dont be shy spare link😌
😂😂😂😭😭😭
This is what was playing in Cleopatra’s head everytime she linked up with Julius Caesar
LMAOOO 💀💀💀
SHIT YOU NOT LMFAO
She really did have him risk a literal nation for her good good.
underrated comment
Marc Antony in the background TT.TT
Edit: my bad. You know what I meant
Beyoncé in the streets, cleopatra in the sheets
Oop
Hahaha! Made me laugh for real 🤣🤣😘
Underrated comment
This is perfect
😭😂
Julius Caesar: Why you keep playing that baby gurl?
Cleopatra: 👁👄👁
LMFAO
JAIL-😩😭😭
Julius Caesar hit that “are you lost baby gorl”
Noooooo 😂
Stahp😭😂😂😂😂
This is so obscure and specific that nobody knows what to comment, you've truly outdone yourself
this may sound weird but can u check out my account it’s similar to this one thanks for your time !
Exactly
Like, no one asked for it but no one's mad about it either
Specific? It has happened to me twice this year
@@cindychatzi6842 👀
Historians will say we were very good friends
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UNDERRATED comment
Lmfaoo
FNEJDFS PLEASEEE
"AnD tHeY wErE rOoMaTeS"
Nobody:
Not a single person:
The Wattpad writers: *l HAVE AN IDEA!*
LMFAOOOO
Im Wattpad writers😔✋🏻
@@arrozconleche4323 me too 😔
@@arrozconleche4323 LMAO
Imma write a new fanfic to this 🤧
wow we getting freaky in the pyramids
I guess so-- I have no other plans this weekend
😂😂
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Not the pyramids 😭😭 those were graveyards
the dead egyptians in that pyramid would curse y’all asses 😭
Rich Girl By Gwen Stefany but you're crying because you can't afford mcdonalds
...me
Rich girl but you are in the middle of the French Revolution
Yes please!
Your profile pic makes this 1000x better
**but you haven't got enough for chicken nuggets
I don’t know what to do with this song, but I’m living for the comment section
Me too! These stories here are sooo great! Like, damn!
Same I’m screaming😂😍
the jokes are immaculate
I help you hit 1k likes 😩 now bow down
INSHALLAH AND VIBES 3000
"I been drinking, I been drinking."
Me too sis, me too.
LMFAO
**stares in pregnancy** 👁👄👁
I'm drinking now
Oldenough293 Najs but.. you’re not suppose to drink when you’re pregnant.
👀👄👀
had a whole movie playing in my head while listening to this
YES AHAAA WE NEED THIS
Sammeeeeee whoaaaaa
Was it something like the Mummy?
With Dwayne Johnson Scorpion King... 😆
same sis
same but it was a sex scene
The ones who disliked this are clearly not the main characters
I-
💀💀💀💀
HAHAAHA BRO
Periodt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔
Why do I feel like a badass, obsessed servant that's finna poison the Pharaoh's wife
😭😭😏
omg totally
Pharaohs actually had multiple wives so they could produce lots of heirs. However, only the higher class wives had a shot of their son becoming pharaoh
Bahahah 😭😭
lmaoooo yall need help
as an egyptian i can tell you that this is definitely what's going on in ny head when i spot a sexy pharaoh
im glad you confirmed 🥰
Lmao
Another Egyptian here, can second this assessment
Im algerian but I think I can be part of this 🥲
chillin with my buddies osiris, isis, and horus in the afterlife, smokin a blunt while listenin to this bop
Joshua Kaye *osiris
this comment made my day.
I'd be there with ya. Pass the blunt please🕯️😎💭🕯️
PERIOD 🖤😭💫
You made me wheeze at 5am so loud 😂😂😂😂😂
Me after seeing a hot guy in my world history textbook.
😂😂
😂😂😂😭😭
lol
Iconic
Javi omg lmao
Sadly, you are the cupbearer of the kingdom, and though you are glad to be able to serve for the pharaoh you love so much, the last wine you tasted for him has been spiked. The assassination attempt, though prevented, nevertheless left you dead; forever oblivious at the fact that the pharaoh has always loved you back.
WRITE A BOOK
cherr
Pharaoh: Find whoever did this! Find him and bring it to me!
Pharaoh's wife: Why do you care so much? It was just a servant.
He takes her by the shoulders and shakes her.
Pharaoh: A servant?! No. It was the love of my life! The only one I ever loved!
Pharaoh's wife: Don't you think I knew? I'm the one who spiked the wine.
Pharaoh: What have you done?!?!
She gives him a wicked smile.
Pharaoh's wife: Now we will both be miserable.
Pharaoh: May our gods have mercy on you, cause I won't. I'll make you suffer in ways your evil mind can't even imagine.
He whispers to her.
Pharaoh: Take her away from me!
He now alone with your corpse kneels down and takes your cold hand and gently kisses it. He caresses your face and gives you a final kiss on the lips.
Pharaoh: I will always love you.
Omg wtf this is beautiful
i.. i felt tHAT
@@lucym2432 this is amazing
When you're failing your hyroglyphics class and need to seduce royal scholor for a good grade
:))))))))))))))))))
LMAO
#POV
👁👄👁
ugh happened TOO MANY times
This made me wanna back it up all on king tut
😂😂😂😂
Your profile picture is my reaction to this lmao
delete
😂
he was a child stop
Lqkjdw
3050 BC kids be like: ugh the music of my generation sucks 😂
more like 3050 because it's BC
Barbara Miziołek true! Corrected :3
What year did you put before?
@@bill_nye_the_russian_spy4170 You will never know
@@La-PetitMort right! never answer russian spies' questions
Cleopatra really be throwing it back to this masterpiece
Cleo clearly invented twerking
I'm deceased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, Anubis finna pick me up💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😭😂🤣😭
@@mr.t-rose9796 I’m cracking tf up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 & not Anubis lmfaooooooo
Lmaooo
The titles would all make great netflix series or wattpad stories.
And one for your avatar.
Might have to write a wattpad story on this now lmao
Yessss
Taylor Moore please don’t, the world has suffered enough
Archons okay ugly
Okay I get so many historical crushes I can actually imagine myself in this certain situation for real
A lot of Pharaos were actually inbred and obese because of bloodline purity and easy access to food and sweets and delicacies
So same
Yeah like when I saw young Stalin
@@damnbro_idc cute
@@damnbro_idc yeah right
I actually got so used to historical imperfections that I don't care anymore about the looks lmao
Wattpad finna go brazy with this idea
Lmao fifty shades of gold 😂
Brazy
Storm Martinez IM SCREAMING
I just KNOW ya'll were thinking bout the pharaoh from night at the museum..
Rami Malek is snacc
yass rami malek 😌😌
LMAOOO
google "ancient egyptian" and then click images.....
IM SCREAMING
Prince of Egypt sure has a different sound track then I remember.
Lmao bye 💕
LMAOO
Pfft-HAHA!
This just sent me😂😂😂
Writebybri omg 😂😂😂 but POE does have a bomb soundtrack
This is bringing back repressed memories of six year old me having a crush on Ramses from Prince of Egypt
Lmao hahaa oh dear we all have that childhood crush that was kinda cringey lol. Mine was N from Pokemon Black and White ☠
Omg fr fr. I remember those days 😳😩
Lol! I had a crush on him too and felt bad about it. 😂
We literally live the same life because uh- me too...
Truuuuue lolol thank god I'm not the only one 👁️👄👁️ like I was sad and angry with the character and his fine ass
time to create unrealistic romances scenarios in my head to this song lol
edit: thanks for all the likes y’all 👁💋👁
Right lol
Fr
Same lol I’m so weird
Me romanticizing ancient relationships like they weren’t toxic, misogynistic, and between young girls and old men
As a yoongi Stan you just do it all the time anyways I would know
I can only love him till he gets married to his sister :(
lmaoo to his sister?? ig its not too far off from how theyd do it thooo
NOOO😭😭💀💀
StOP
BYE
Well yuh the royalty was heavily inbred because they were said to have “god blood.”
Can't wait to see ya'lls results in 9 months
HAGHHGAHAHA BSJSJSJS 💀💀
lmaoooooo
HAHSHSBSBZBSHAHAH
NEGATIVE 😂😂
YOU DID NOT JUST-💀💀💀💀💀
me on my way to the Museum of Natural History to visit Ahkmenrah's tomb
Rami Malek can get it in every single way until the sun comes up.
@@christina4012 hol' up-
i see i have found my people 😌.
when i say i cackled-
NO ☠️☠️☠️
Sounds like a y/n scenario and I’m here for ittt
LMAO
it be like that sometimes
you love to see it 🤩
Wattpad is shooketh
LMAOOO its so damn true tho
The fact that Cleopatra had two of the most powerful men in the palm of her hand, makes her that more iconic. She’d sing this before going to be the baddie she is
This makes me feel like I'm a worker in Egypt helping in building the pyramid of Giza while dancing around with my alien pals while they blast this out of their spaceship.
This made me laugh out loud...just imagining it.. bwahahaha :D
Hell ye
i like the way u think
Lol I can just imagine “hey y’all I brought my portable speaker, anyone have a request?”
I FUCKING LAUGHED
Bro this has me feeling like I'm in love with a Pharaoh but he's in an arranged marriage or something so we're planing to stay in touch without getting in trouble and this is our last time together before he gets married
💔😭
Crying in the club 😍
WHY DID THIS HURT
Honestly, you would have probably still been able to be together. Hate to break the fantasy but pharaohs did take concubines and it was totally normal. Having multiple lovers back then wasn't as taboo as it is now.
@@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch yeah but they wanted to be wifey! 😂
Rami Malek in Night at the Museum.
Don’t lie, we were all thirsty.
YUHHHH CHILD ME WAS GOING BRAZY OVER HIM
Shii you not wrong
What the name of the movie?
Danae. Stardoll Night at the Museum
Were? We still are
I can totally imagine myself being THAT girl in the palace.
That badass bitch, we love to see it
777 likes ✨✨✨
😂😂😂
Sammee😹
Frrrr
being a writer in quarantine and listening to this... well, looks like I'll have something to occupy myself with for the next few days
Do share please 👏
Same
I want to read this please share...
omgg pls share... would love to support your work!!!
BLEASE drop the link
when you're actually egyptian, this hits different
All Mediterranean countries
zzz 1 are offsprings of Kemet/Egypt/Nubia
zzz 1 no
Latrick yes.
zzz 1 how tf would people in Greece or Cyprus relate to this ?
I feel kind of bad imagining the pharaohs as hot guys, not the real recreation of real ones I found on the internet lmao.
quarantine b rlly making us think of weird tingz
For real..I saw a comment saying they back it all up for king Tut but sis he aint it-
hi sisters ??
Honestly it’s probably better that you imagine a fictional hot guy, it’s a little weird to be imaging you falling in love with a random pharaoh who died thousands of years ago
@@snakes7303 like 12 😭😭😭😭
Not at me imagining Cleopatra walking upwards as her drapes fall off in the most seductive way possible
damn i like that sksksksk
5yo me when i first watched Night at the Museum
STOPPJSJHD NOT RAMI
rami as ahkmenrah was a SERVE
LOL
WAIT SAME BYE 💀
FELLLT THAAAAT
who wants to live forever by queen but you’re an immortal god
YES!
Love this idea!!!
OMG YESSS PLZ MAKE DIS HAPPEN 😭
😕
& you're watching the fall of rome
Pharoah. An all powerful being, believed to be the reincarnation of Ra himself. The sun envies him, and oh how brilliantly it blazed off his shining copper skin. Gold adorned his body in the form of trinkets, bands, bangles, piercings, like a waterfall of gifts from the heavens. His crown sat regally atop his head as his dark gaze flitted across the room.
And there you were. A lowly slave, someone who wouldn't dare meet his eyes in the palace throne room. Someone at the mercy of the Pharaoh's favored servants. You were nothing compared to him.
And yet, why did he hold you so tightly after dark? Why did his slim and decorated fingers trail over your scantily clad body with such curiosity? With such passion, such possessiveness. If you were merely a slave, why did he work to earn your soft sighs and whimpers as praises for him and him alone? Why did he insist on taking you to his grand bed chambers?
If anyone where to find out they would call such filthy, degrading, vile and disgraceful for the god king. But for you, for you it was a blessing. A purifying rebirth, a burning brand that blazed inside your core.
A Pharaoh's lust, yet you favored to call it drunken love.
(and 2 years later we come back after I remembered I had this account- let's see how much RUclips.com lets me get away with ~)
His kisses were scorching, his voice heavy like the smell of the musk that invaded your senses. In these moments of unending pleasure guarded by the cover of darkness, under the guise of a private and lavish oasis, his hips dove into your tender flesh like you were water itself. Splitting you open like the ripest fruit, feasting upon the yeilding flesh and drinking down every last drop of sweet nectar your body freely gave.
His name, he decided long ago left your swollen and babbling lips like the sweetest and sincerest of prayers. Your fingers entertwining with his own the most reverent of gestures- far beyond what any of his followers could offer him. Temples and maloseums erected in Pharoah's honor were mere trifling matters, he only had interest in the temple that was your soft and warm vessel. Oh how it sang for him, and oh how it pleaded to be a place of worship.
Lowly servant you may have been, but Pharoah himself whispered your name like it was a gift sent by the divine. You were akin to the gold he bathed in- the glow that servants and subjects alike praised His Radiance for shedding. And as his teeth sunk into the tender flesh of your neck you knew he would keep you here- as his nightly blooming jasmine. Drunken love indeed, drunken on his adoration, and he on you.
EDIT #2: for you guys asking and pleading for a wattpad/ao3, go check out my my ao3 account! my main psued is kinniejuice but you can find an old one of mine under sticky_maple
You are an amazing writer. All I can say is wow.
You're an amazing writer! Keep it up! :)
Damn, that's so good
omfg this is so good-
um wattpad plsss
It sounds like the pharaohs gay lover that he hides from the empire
YOUR MIND
omg...............just realized that and already LOVE IT
OOOH
This is so powerful
Yass
When you're a little too obsessed with the Egyptian aspects of Yu-Gi-Oh's storyline
I have been rewatching and the same thing came to mind 😂
@@golden.fire.princess9653 Aye, gang lol 🤟🏽 I was looking for some Yu-Gi-Oh comments and was thoroughly disappointed that I couldn't find any. I've always loved the flashbacks 😭 Listening to this I can very vividly see me throwing it back for Priest Seto in the throne room, what's wrong with me 😢 Let me go read some fan fics and chill. (love your profile pic ❤️)
@@ripredroses2453 😂 Pharaoh Seto was hot af man
@@peacheyearth You know what's up 😩 And I've always thought Yami Marik was sexy especially when he hit us with the "🤪" LMAO
talkhhh Seto's a snacc
“Now, Get On Your Knees For The Morning and Evening Star.”
Ooooooookay damn ain’t gotta ask twice
NOW U KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WAS OUTTA POCKET 😳😳😳
The way I CHOKED! I-
Luciferians and theistic satanists salute you XD
@@ophelia8039 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The reason people come back for these flawless videos is because we love living in what feels like surreal circumstances to escape the time period we truly feel like we don’t belong in. Another amazing edit! Thank you for making such art that speaks to people 🙏
Karly Rose exactly!
yes!
❤️
And that’s on reincarnation 💁🏻♀️
Nahhh... I mean it's fun to imagine being in the BC era with a hot pharaoh but irl that time was horrible.
I am happy being born in the time period where I can listen to music and escape from my realty to a magical place.
Only 3100 kids will understand 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
LMFAOOOO underrated comment😂😂
I chuckled lmao
da vibez- miss my pharaoh zaddy 😔
You mean 3100BC? Right?
Because 3100 hasn't happened yet 😂😂😂
Omg yess
you're one of Cleopatra maids and she takes a liking to you when she sees you dancing at a party...
Oh gay I like it
Hmmmmm.....i dig it
how did i end up in ancient Egypt-
We belong here 😂
we be travelling and shit ✌️
Okay but why am I picturing myself dressed up in gold with my eyes all lined with Kohl giving a lap dance to a Pharaoh to seduce him while this plays in the background?
a tap dance LMAOOO
omg perfect situation
LMFAOOOOO 😭😭
Me sis 😂😂😂
I was imagining that too. I really have to stop.😳😳
y'all out here lusting after King Tut who was literally a teenager when he was pharaoh and died at 19... meanwhile I'm out here looking for my girl Nefertiti; I don't need a pharaoh, I need a *queen*
But nefertiti was a pharaoh
I WAS HOPING ONE OF THE COMMENTS WOULD MENTION NEFERTITI
@@alienated1847 You're thinking of Hatshepsut
Yessssss
I feel like from comments on this channel we can write a book or a movie script lol
Yessss
Fun Fact: Narmer was Pharaoh of Egypt during 3100 BC. He unified Upper and Lower Egypt amd was the founder of the First Dynast of Pharaohs in Ancient Egypt!
Isabel Henning I don’t know much about the Egyptians, I clicked because I thought it be cool. Came across this. Thank for giving me such INTELLECT!
So that's the guy we are in love with, thanks !
Sounds like a zaddy
This has elite tiktok written all over it
I said why hasn’t it been on tik
“Last thing I remember is my beautiful body grinding all on king Tut”
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hadiya McQueen NOOOO
Sis I-
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Damn you finna die young if you keep acting like that”😩😩😩😔
why does it make sense ? like i can’t explain it, it just does.
It really does 😂
You sound like a Karen 😂
YA'LL ARE GOING TO JAILLLLL 😂
PERIODTTTTTTTTT 💕💅
Me, thinking about my old thirst for Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum: 😳
edit; i say old but i'm still thirsty for rami
Same 😂😻
Rami Malek is 🥵
Omg Rami 😂😍
rami really was FINE as fuck ugh
I’ve been having a wavy day today but THIS CHEERED ME UP SO MUCHH oh god, Ahkmenrah 😏😏🤣
Okay but with the intro I can literally put myself in that era and I’m LIVING
The first 57 seconds
Lmao I clicked on this just to see how well someone could actually pull off this ridiculous title, and I may have just found my song of the week.
sameeee =))))
So you made a deal with the god Set who granted you power and wealth. But things backfired, the pharaon was killed by the priest of Anubis and in your rage, you gave your soul to the god of chaos and now you're an immortal egyptian vampire who can turn into a demonic hellhound to hunt down your enemies and feast on their blood. Millennials later, you're sitting in a cafe in egypt, bathing under the golden sun, your skin glistening with a otherworldly glow, forever beautiful. An entrancing sight to all men and women, but to you, they don't matter... Your heart and mind are 3000 years back, with the man you never stopped loving.
Just a Regular Human this hurt my soul to read. in a very, very good way
Quality plot right here 👌🏻
My soul felt this.
You let your eyes wander until a figure catches your attention. Standing tall under the scorching Egyptian sun. It was someone you knew, someone you once loved.
Chiseled jaw, golden honey skin and eyes that were blessed by the gods themselves. The eyes that looked at you with love and tenderness. The very eyes that stared at you with passion and desire.
@@hisoka7190 A reincarnation? You wonder. No, it doesn't make sense you reason, but it's too late, you've already started heading towards their direction. Your eyes stay glued to them, your body approaching him as if under a spell by Hathor herself.
I just remembered what happened to the pharaoh’s wife if he died and I sincerely hope that this love is not reciprocal.
what would happen to them? i wanna know lmao
@@lowtuhigh i think they'll be buried alongside them, though i'm not 100% sure
ttakeitsloww I remember hearing that they were buried alive inside their dead husbands tomb or something👁👄👁
why do you do this that’s actually terrifying -like imagine having to do that nowadays 💀
I don’t think the Egyptians *specifically * did that, but there were civilizations not too far away who would bury many people alive with their kings. They died when the tomb was collapsed over them, or OD from the drugs they were given.
At some points in time, there was also an expectation in some cultures for widows to throw themselves onto funeral pyres if they really loved their husbands
pov : you’re in 6th grade and the teacher puts on a king tut documentary on the elmo projector
i'd romanticize this idea then i remember *i'm gonna get killed* when my lover dies...
The vibes are ✨immaculate✨
I can't believe l0user invented immaculate vibes
Me after seeing a facial reconstruction of some mummy:
Jail 😩😩😩😩
L0user been through it all
he immortal
This makes me feel like a royal in Egypt who’s family’s throne has been taken over by a powerful man from Europe who wants to expand is his territory and now I have to seduce him until I can stab him in the back and get my place back. But then he gets a feeling that I’m not not really in love with him so I amplify my “desire” for him so that my plan doesn’t go to shit.
*Ppl somehow love my very specific story plot so imma add more*
I realized that the man I’m trying to dupe is very powerful so I decide to work with his mortal enemy to make sure I finally get my rightful spot. While I’m planning to end the man who took my kingdom,I end up having an affair with his mortal enemy and finding out I’m pregnant. I am stuck between lying to him that it’s his baby so that he truly believes that I “love” him or ending my conquest to gaining my power and starting a new life with his nemesis. I choose to keep my act until it’s safe enough to pull the trigger.
*Adding more*
As my pregnancy is moving along the man I’m trying to kill truly falls in love with me and wants to start a life together as husband and wife...the problem is I don’t know if I want to do that because I am falling in love with the real baby daddy and vice versa. I kept his identity a secret but he still continues to be in my life and care for me. I start getting very disinterested in the king and continue my situation with my baby daddy. One day we were together enjoying each other’s company when the king caught us. He was so enraged that he started to fight my baby daddy. I was so scared and completely clueless as to what is to come. Will he kill him? Will he kill me? Will I be exiled? After the kings fit he told be to go to the palace with him. I didn’t know what to do so I did. We got home and what he told me next was shocking.
😂😂😂👍🏾
Cleopatra and Caesar I-😍😭
Damn girl
QUALITY PLOT RIGHT HERE 🔥😎
LMFAOOOO
I see people talking about hot scenarios with King Tut. Unfortunately, King Tut was actually pretty slim. He wasn't as muscular and fit as you may be imagining right now. So, srry, girls and bottoms. But the TOPS on the other hand...
RIGHT plus he was an incest child and a literal child
Hey hey hey. A girl can be a top too, I would know 😂
Didn't tut have women's breast and a club foot
@@ok-ts4bt actually they think he lived to be about 20 sooo.... legal. Barely. But still legal
Deanna Chavis Theres actually a theory that King Tut was a girl 😳 It’s really interesting
*The sun was starting to go down across the statues of Tebas, slowly fading just like the purest gold mixed with the sweetness of the honey, I was thinking about [pharaoh's name here] for hours now, after his public apparition to honour the marriage with his now wife, [pharaoh's noble wife name].*
Huh.
*Why had everything to be like that? I looked at Horus, or at least what remained of his golden ablaze rays which pulled his chariot and asked that very question, why had everything to be like that?*
*Me, a noble - but not sufficiently to be married to him - I was desiring for the living God, his lively eyes, his full lips which would be softer than the finest silk of the world, his voice which I heard just once and it filled me as if the best bard sang of the greatest love story in one night of dark skies of cold.*
I have seen his face drawn in the stars, but they are far...
*Far from me, yes.*
Edit: hey guys! Thanks for all the likes (I have never got so many before lol), actually I want to thank my bride for trusting me and encouraging me to post it here... I'm kinda shy but hey everything happened thanks to my beautiful future wife!
WRITE A BOOK
@@sooshi2724 nah I'm too inconsistent for that I'd rather be commenting here with short stories lol
@@sooshi2724 btw I'm coming up with something to l0user new video
UNDERATED COMMENT LMAOO
keilani xo this isnt wattpad style of writing this is like professional book style of writing😭 though some wattpad books are actually good
damn they got sick ass bass speaker back in 3100 BC
the pharaoh's wife/sister reading these comments like 👁 👄👁
Nubian maid singing this in her chambers after King Tut ended their secret love affair.
Ain't he like 12?
@@christina4012 no he was 19
@@jael5814 when he died..
Christie he became the pharaoh when he was 14 I think, but yeah he died at 19
Risking the whole dynasty
You remember the time you say Him. He was walking down the white marble staircase draped in a shining gold tunic and a coat hanging off his broad shoulders carrying thousands of precious little deep blue rocks embroided with golden thread. Your eyes stopped on his face, his beautiful olive face with short curls that were almost completely hidden underneath a golden crown embellished with stones that reflected every color of the night’s sky. You caught a glimpse of his fleeting stare as he turned around and like that disappeared into the hallway. You saw a shining sword and a sharp dagger tucked underneath the coat and you knew that the war he’s gone off to fight will not be victorious. But you will forever cherish that one moment that one precious little moment when your eyes met and His eyes swiftly stopped and gazed and you felt powerful and loved and for one short eternity you were His queen.
Omg I felt tingles reading this 👌🏾
Jeez this was good
Oh my-
this made me feel things 😭
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
When you find out ur 1% egyptian
Screaming💀💀
Now I feel like Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
Sarah Altieri same 🙈
Now I know what scenario to think of before I fall asleep tonight 😭💖💖💖
Fr😅
PERIODT
I thought I was crazy for doing this for years😂lmao I always thought this shit was so weird.
Franklin Brooks ikrr
why am i imagining those slow and fast edits where an egyptian man is bowing to me on my throne and as he stands back up we make eye contact
Shining in gold and dress up with the finest hand woven silk after seducing the pharaoh and poisoning him which leads to you being the sole ruler of Egypt, going down in history as one of the most cunning rulers of all.
Now this, this is what I like.
Imagine:
It was another regular day for you and as usual you went to help your father at the recording shop (library) he owned. You were just putting all the manuscripts in order when suddenly you heard the heavy sound of gongs being beaten marking the arrival of a royalty in the market. And as per the rules you came out of the shop and kneeled with your head hung low paying the respect to the royal. All the murmurs faded as the horses and carriage of the royal neared your area. It was very rare for you to witness a royalty entering the dirty and rugged streets you lived on so curiosity took better of your brain and you raised your head enough to take a peek at the royal but once you looked at the man you couldn't look away. Nothing mattered in front of those jet black eyes and beautiful face not even the fear of getting punished for raising your head as a disrespect. The man was far beautiful and heavenly than any other men that you ever encountered with a slight scratch scar on his forehead prolly gotten when he was hunting. He was all adorned with gold jewels too shiny for your eyes who always got to see silver or iron jewels. His face sat devoid of any emotion, after all you mere people not even deserved the gracious presence of majesty. Your eyes fell upon the neck piece that he was wearing and suddenly you lost all the air from your lungs, he was pharaoh. Only pharaohs were allowed to wear that, you saw and read about it in one of the recordings. You were just staring at him when his eyes caught yours and despite the terror rising in your heart you couldn't break that eye contact. Your mouth on accord of it's own whispered "pharaoh" and the man smirked and smiled at you. But that was just a moment and the carriage moved forward leaving you in a feeling of serendipity.
Wattpad: @slurpdatdee
HOLY SMOKES
@@Irllyneed2pee ;)
moreee...tell wattpad to run you your checks lol
@@kkaisagii aw💕, thank you so much! If I ever decide to write it I would let you guys know for sure!
@@anjolaakande thanks lol💕✊
This comment section is just people being thirsty for dead mommies i'm dyiinng 😅😂😂😂 no offense
mummies are hot ngl
@@bodyody1365 Yuppp❤️
I mean come on, a man named Ramses just sounds like he would be sexy af. He deserves this dance I’m about to give him 😆
😘😋🤪
😂😂😂😂 omfg
Lmaaaooo
lmaoo
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😘
Suddenly I'm on my way to seduce pharaoh???
yup i’m just pulling up to his pyramid 💀
😂
ama be your wing girl or wateva👀
yall fantasising about a pharaoh forgetting that he's already engaged to his sister T_T
Why was people back tend so obsessed with a pure blood line 😭😭 they naStY
Sksksksksksks😂👌🏽
Sandcastles by Beyonce but the ocean is washing away your pain
TASTE!!!!! 👌👌👌
hi ravi :)
THIS please and thank you.
Wow, rll want it
Has someone made it?
I would be in love with the Pharaoh if I'm being honest
They were all inbred back then to keep the royal bloodline “pure” ...haha so idk if i would 😂😂
@@sooshi2724 I think Cleopatra was hot af
@@sooshi2724 she was so fine in AC Origins but idk
kali uchiha Actually it’s been said that Cleopatra wasn’t very beautiful but her brains made up for it. By looking at statues it is reasonable to believe that she had a very large nose and looked overall more manly. So that AC portrayal and the Hollywood ones are very likely false.
This is what plays inside the head of Cleopatra's lady-in-waiting while giving her a milk bath
Yeessss…make it GAYYYYY
this is for ya’ll for simped after ahkmenrah in night at the museum 😔✌🏽
Brkeeo thats me
immaculate vibes. Where’s my fake beard