How I Pick Out the Perfect Watermelon Everytime
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2024
- Watermelon is one of my favorite foods on the planet but if I accidentally chomp down on a seed it ruins everything for me. That's why I started cutting my watermelon hedonistic style and it changed my life. In this video I explain my process for how to pick out the perfect watermelon.
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I love watermelon, but it never occurred to me finding its filet mignon.
THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT WATERMELON FILET MIGNON
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Watermelon tenderloins FTW.
this is more vloggy than your other videos and i'm here for it
Glad you enjoyed 🫡
@@TheMealPrepManual Love it!
Josh is the only one I know who will make a 10 minute video about watermelons
I can't make a video with watermelons as easily as you for... err... reasons. 😅
Same 😂
I’m Persian and I’m surprised we don’t have that stereotype because Persians literally eat watermelon every day haha. I legit eat watermelon every day cause it’s low calorie and sweet. Makes it easy to hit my macros while getting to snack on something sweet.
Gotta get over that. Watermelon is just too good. Please share your secrets.
I do the same test but sometimes you have to remember how long it spent in the heat before arriving in doors, if the Waremelons are stored outside don't buy. Unless under stade.
My girl came home a week ago with a melon that i genuinely cant believe she managed to pick. It was nearly 80% pith.
A tip in relation to the webbing, i cant guarantee the pollination factor but if there are small black orbs on the webbing that is a good indication that there is lots of sugar
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What’s that say about how she picked you?
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(Couldn’t resist, I’m sure you’re a catch. You’re in this comment section, after all.)
@@joemaxwell8361 Honestly, unappetizingly pithy describes me pretty well lmao
This is the best video I've found detailing well how to pick a watermelon. The only aspect Josh misses is in most other people's videos- select a watermelon that has a brown stem, not a green stem. A green stem (it is said) indicates a melon that was picked before vine ripening in the field. Great job Josh in TX.
@0:48 of course an Audi driver parks like that
Perfect timing for this video. I agree. Seeded watermelons rule. I actually like eating watermelon with seeds most of the time though.
I dont even like watermelon but I like your videos so I'll watch your watermelon tricks
2:54 reverb is like knocking on empty room's door .
Please do "How to Pick a Perfect Avocado Everytime" next! 👉👈
Thanks for blurring the faces in public!
I just came inside from three hours of working out in the hot temps to an awesome video on watermelons. Now I want one but I'm too effing tired to get one. I'll just have to remember to do this prior to doing work outside.
All I can say is this: Slap that mama!
i saw from an italian fruitseller on tiktok that a sweet watermelon has a very small "asshole" (no idea what the actual english term is) and the stem should be as dry as possible, also you should be able to easily scratch the green outer skin with your nails.
He also mentioned the sunspot and webbing methods
I loved every second of this.
I was expecting a dark souls type region change sound effect when you mentioned Central Market
I like how he picked up the exact brand seedless watermelon I bought I bought yesterday.
432hz. Shout out Shaman and his wise teachings.
Shoutout to the Shaman is right
SODTAOE
Shiny watermelons tend to be under ripe. Watermelon is by favorite breakfast in the summer. I go through about 1 melon a week because I cut it into seedless chunks and store it in my fridge. A bowl of crisp, sweet, juicy watermelon cubes is the best way to wake up.
Bro can we talk about how awful that dudes parking job was tho????
rumor has it he throws away the rest and only eats the center
I am too much of a glutton to not eat the rest
This video is amazing
You've enlightened me I love you Josh
He thought I wasn’t going to comment… BIG BOY MEAL NEEDED
this watermelon is a big boy
I enjoyed this entire video
My mouth is watering and I have no watermelon! 😭
So another source I found says that webbing indicates a melon that's seeping sugar, which means a sweeter melon. The webbing is where the sugar seeped out while the melon was growing.
the video I always wanted.
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Thank you
Now we know what that weirdo is doing….. l’ll come back later to pick mine out😂
try sprinkle bits of salt. 😊😊😊
🎉😂❤ty brother I learned so much u got my sub 😊yum going melon shopping 🛍 😋
Josh. Thanks once again for another proper banger.
But I do want to say, for you and any impressionable yung'uns out there............ The seeds are not bad. Just eat 'em. Adds a crunchy lil topping to your melon and cuts down on YEARS of seed-pickin. Although, if I'm out in the yard or on a camp site, I will spit them out, that's also fun.
Cheers.
ew i could never eat them
I've figured out a different method to ensure I never leave the grocery story with an imperfect watermelon in my cart.
To do it, I walk right past the watermelons and leave them where they are.
One word: Frozen Watermelon'aide
that would certainly make the processing of the rest easier
central market also has amazing chicken salad.
The RUclips algorithm gods have chosen you
The slap test has been the tried and the true form of finding watermelon for me. It hasnt failed me yet. I find the knock test to be too forceful when listening and in the end makes it harder to hear the difference. A well spread out and consistent slap travels thru more sq in of the watermelon then a knock ever can and verbate thru it much more evenly and in result will dampen a lot more if there is a squishy interior, making the process a bit easier to find bad watermelon. Its also a bit naughty. I do agree with the weight test though, a heavy watermelon will outweight any other factor. Sometimes these may not be as crisp as a perfect watermelon, but will always be very sweet so you decide if the trade off is worth it. I only use those two factors, I find visual inspection to fall flat more often than not, tho it is something to be mindful of regardless.
Josh, I don’t know you, but I must say you made a damn good video on picking a good watermelon. You had me laughing my ass off when you said you have to wash your melon because it might have doo doo on it! 😂 By the way, that’s a true statement and I don’t like eating doo doo!
Try squising some lemon on the watermelon, just before Eating. It takes it to the next level 🤤
Man just cracked watermelon science. He’s got *the pass* if you know what I mean.
fuck i'm craving watermelon rn
Same. So same. You are not allowed to come over to my house in the summer without a watermelon.
Americans finding out how bad they are getting scammed by grocery stores with watermelon lol
Another America obsessed Eurangatun. Many such cases, I'm afraid
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Seems like a good strategy. Earlier today my buddy made chicken tacos and I was standing in his kitchen eating one. Then I tried to fart and shit myself in my swim suit.
He shouldn't have made you do that. Make him apologize
Your so cute!! love it, thank you❤
Casually buying 40kg of watermelon just to eat the middle part
The sashimi of watermelon.
You get seedless watermelons, not sure if that is a thing everywhere though.
I've never seen a seedless watermelon that didn't have seeds
@@TheMealPrepManual in all fairness, I've never had a seedless watermelon as sweet as a normal watermelon.
fun video real good humor XD
nice.
My dad had the same tests. He grew up in South Georgia and also would grow watermelon 🍉 from the seeds.
nice
Filet melon
I love your channel Josh but ugh...😛. Too much work, I think I'll skip watermelon picking. 🤣
The only good thing about watermelon is pickled watermelon! hahah true
I make them every year. Your backyard is screaming for a garden Farmer Josh.
Watermelonologist!
I look for black oxidized sugar on the scars and stem of the melon.
This was so fuckin funny. Love this video
Thank you for watching 😎
Hey picking a good watermelon is no joke, the stakes are high because the difference between good and bad is so big
But fr this was definitely funny and good info😂
Solid video
Thank you 😎
fuck yeah bro
Man, are you a hidden Dawg? The 432 hz, high spirits. SODTAOE
That A5 watermelon
He's trying to set us Black folks up. It's a trap! 😂😂😂
Watermelon filet
The knock test? Not going to complain but you were knocking them in the bin. How can they reverberate when and while touching other melons in a giant box?
You can still tell
1 *billion* dollars
1 TRILLION MAYBE
432hz!? Mssp?
Good to see cultural mixing
Dude. I’m always down with your ideas, but that’s a lot of waste on a fabulous melon!
I love Watermelon. From the river to the sea, I always enjoy it
Now I understand why you rarely show your face: your hotness distracts us from the food :D
I hate fruits and vegetables
Okay hear me out, what if you just juice the rest 🤔
that would make it easier for sure
I'm sure Josh would vehemently disagree, but if you don't want to waste the rind while capturing its super high nutritional value, juice it. That way you get every bit out of that big son of a bitch.
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Crazy money hack
a little bit of salt on your watermelon will literally let you see god
i've heard of this, not sure its for me but to each their own
this video was made food me
this is a BIG deal
Water melon? Try wattering your lawn man
They ask us not to in the summer in Texas. Gotta save water
I hate when nancy pelosi tries to break into my house as a lizard
pretty sure she was the one on the fence post
this is just selfish and undemocratic. now 1 or 2 people (the 1%) get the perfect bite, and the rest has to fight the seeds. the traditional cut gives everyone about the same ratio of filet mignon to seed. unsubbed
I guess I'm a dictator
booo clickbait
watermelons are overpriced solidified sugar water with too much food coloring.
this video has a high risk of ruining your reputation and cause a wave of unsubs from your website.
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@@TheMealPrepManual if you want sugary water just buy a soda or something
@TheMealPrepManual This poor soul has clearly never had a Central Market melon experience. I will only buy watermelon from CM or HEB.
@@summerkatz9911 the only good watermelon is pickled watermelon rinds