For those of you who want to participate in the comments, here are the categories: Wingman Housekeeper Driver Pilot Shopping Buddy Telemarketer Gym Trainer Personal Chef Game Show Host Doctor Babysitter Waitress Shootout Mall Santa Fashion Designer Mechanic Dog Trainer Plumber Accountant Lawyer Circus Performer Boss Wedding Photographer DJ Tour Guide Substitute Teacher Police Officer Postal Worker
Worst Doctor - the worst doctor will definately be FATE/STRANGE FAKE SPOILER False Rider - I mean servant who is personification of pestilence/black death and all diseases...... thats the furthest somebody can be from a doctor..........
Gilgamesh is also going to be the worst wingman because he'll be screaming Mongrel at you from across the room before ultimately stealing your date for himself
Best for anything = Gilgamesh: He's Gilgamesh Worst for anything= Gilgamesh: He's Gilgamesh also you didn't consider Osakabehime for worst Fitness Instuctor?
You both digust me. Everybody knows that Cu Chulainn would be the best Wingman to bring. He's such a bro that he'll easily help you score a date while scoring a date of his own at the same time.
@@inky680 but then theres that Wickerman deal.... he may start imitating screams about bees and then you'll be expected to save him and itll all fall apart
Why do I imagine Edmond arriving in all of his edgy glory and teleporting just to drop a mail and vanish as if nothing almost destroyed everything around him
Astolfo totally can pilot a plane. The problem being half way there he'll forget where you are supposed to go and fly to wherever seems fun to him. Black Beard and child-keeping, I can see the children really liking him, but the parents absolutely freak out. Lawyer you forgot Edison, president of lawsuits.
Honestly, I can see Blackbeard being a great babysitter. Sure, he's had moments where you want to punch him in the face, but he's not foolish enough to let kids go near his... *ahem*... Adult stash. If anything, he'd try to keep it as far away from them as possible and distract them with all the cool things he's found during her time in Chaldea.
Ok Blackbeard as a babysitter is a banger "Mom we went and ride on a ship, we shot things all day" "HELLO POLICE!?" "LADY GO ASK THE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD, WE BUSTED THEIR CHEEKS ALL DAY WITH THIS GOOD OL 50 POUNDER" "FORGET THE POLICE, GET THE DAMN ARMY HERE"
This was a mental nightmare to consider Wingman: Archer EMIYA, the true wingman of fate Housekeeper: Caster Tamamo for that Housewife A+ Driver: Tall Snek Medusa, just not via a bike Pilot: Odysseus, if the man can pilot a mech he can pilot a plane Shopping Buddy Telemarketer: one who never leaves you alone...Kyohime Gym Trainer: Leonidas, he'd make a Spartan out of you Personal Chef: Murumasa = Shirou = unlimited food works Game Show Host: BB hosting game nights on the BB channel Doctor: Romani (cries) Babysitter: vanilla Jeanne would be best option Waitress: Gothic lolita maid Arturia Alter Rider! Shootout: Billy for reverse card style points Mall Santa: Amakusa Shiro- I mean Island Masked Santa Fashion Designer: Medea, not too sure about her but she's a hell of a tailor Mechanic: Tesla, the real inventor Dog Trainer: Scathach has the experience with puppers Plumber: I got no one Accountant: The gil approved Queen of Shiba Lawyer: Sherlock to my defense! Circus Performer: Blackbeard, he's not just the clown but the whole circus! Boss: Gilgamesh, nuff said Wedding Photographer: Mashu would do a great job I'd think DJ: mozart and salieri in a constant battle Tour Guide: Ereshkigal for a yugioh reference Substitute Teacher: Taiga/Jaguar since Waver is taking the day off Police Officer: all the Cu for police doggos Postal Worker: hassan of the 100 faces, 1 employ for 100 workers
I would suggest shopping buddy Cu. He could sniff out the best places to eat, hound the best discounts, and would be a loyal friend. Plumber: Jason. He couldn't fix a thing, but he would get someone else to do it, and do it right XD Postal office - express delivery edition: Arash XD
If Artoria got the cooking right, she'd eat it all right afterwards! Edit: Gilgamesh as a Postal Worker? Sure, the plan proposed COULD work in theory, but that depends heavily on if he'll actually take the time to FIND your package once its in the Gate of Babylon!!
I think Cu would actually make a pretty good wingman. Sure, he's something of a player himself, but I don't think his loyalty would trump his libido. Plus, he can be pretty smooth when he wants to be, and having a guy like that trying to make you look as good or better can help. Even should all that fail, his luck is still pretty low, so he might still make a big blunder that you can help him with and show how good of a guy you are by sticking with your friend through thick and thin. Dogs really are man's best friend.
I told myself I'd only write down a few... ended up doing all of em... oops. A few double ups, tried to avoid it, but oh well. Wingman Best: Jaguar Man (Taiga) - her general personality would give a trusting air to you and make it easy to start conversations with someone. Worst: Diarmuid - His mole would steal the attention of literally any woman who so much as glances at him. House Keeper Best: EMIYA - before becoming a servant he was his own house keeper, and when summoned by Rin he basically becomes her house keeper Worst: Any Berserker - Your house is gone. Driver Best: Da Vinci - while they seem to have adequate driving skills, as you said, if the car ever broke down then they'd likely be able to fix it. Worst: Just because we actually have seem her drive and how bad it is, I gotta say Mordred. Pilot Best: Arturia - Said it herself, she could easily fly it and is trustworthy enough Worst: Berserker Lancelot - He would likely use it to juggernaut into Arturia if she were nearby. Shopping Buddy Best: Medea - When she's not fangirling about Arturia, I can see her being a very supportive motherly type friend who just wants to make sure you're happy. Worst: Gilgamesh - Not only would you have to carry anything he decides is worth him buying, but if you were trying on clothes he'd only point out what was bad about them and likely insult you the whole time. Telemarketer Best: Cu Chulainn - He's quick witted and has the charm and slightly laid back personality that would excel in sales. Worst: Frankenstein - She can't even talk... nuff said. Gym Trainer Best: Chiron - He raised several heroes in his lifetime and would likely know the best way for you to reach your goals. Worst: Iskandar - While he would be supportive, he wouldn't know when you've reached your limit and push you too hard. Chef Best: EMIYA - Like with cleaning, he's also a great chef. Worst: Gilles de Rais - He'd probably try and feed me children, or some potion that will turn me into bubbling goop. Game Show Host Best: Astolfo - Their general cheery and loud personality would suit it perfectly and would work well with an audience. Worst: Atalanta - She's quite flat and no nonsense, so she would likely make for an boring host. Doctor Best: Merlin - Dude magiced Arturia a functioning d*ck, clearly he knows something about human anatomy. Worst: Florence Nightingale - While she is one of the few servants with actual medical careers, she's a battlefield nurse, so you might have to risk amputation. Babysitter Best: Atalanta - Would protect your children from any harm that could come to them. Worst: Gilles de Rais - You wouldn't have kids by the time you come back. Waitress Best: Medusa - She could literally do it blindfolded. Worst: Astolfo - They're very clumsy and would likely drop things a lot. Shootout Best: Mashu - Ultimate Shield. Worst: Tawara Touta - You pretty much explained it well enough. Mall Santa Best: Iskandar - He'd be a buff Santa, but he has the boisterous laugh and seems like the type kids would love. Worst: Gilles de Rais - Just don't let this dood near kids. Fashion Designer Best: Mordred - They would know both male and female fashion. Worst: Mestophales - Just look at him. Mechanic Best: De Vinci - Need I say more? Worst: Spartacus - He'd probably just throw the car. Dog Trainer Best: Scathach - She has experience. Worst: Hassan - She would poison the doggos Plummer Best: EMIYA - PIPES Worst: Heracles - He'd probably just make it worse Accountant Best: Caster Gilgamesh - he successfully ran a country and oversaw everything happening from military to farming (granted that's what kills him but at least he's dedicated). Worst: Any child servant, they likely don't even know what accounting is. Lawyer Best: Sherlock hands down - He would know literally any way to proove your innocence or a loophole for whatever it is you did. Worst: Gilgamesh - He would probably talk down to everyone the whole time and insult the judge. Circus Performer Best: Astolfo - They would thrive as a performer, doing acrobatic tricks or something with the griffin. Worst: Gilles de Rais - He looks the part, but that crowd will be turning to fruit punch by the end of the show. Boss Best: Caster Gilgamesh - He would make sure the work environment is perfect for work health and safety, making sure everyone is keeping on task and that everyone is working well together. Worst: Gilgamesh - Dude would insult you every day and not give a shit about you or your life, just that you came in and made him money. Wedding Photographer Best: Nikola Tesla - not only does he have a good eye, but he'd likely know the perfect settings for the camera to get the best shots. Worst: Medusa - Your album would be nothing but crooked unfocused shots. DJ Best: Wolfgang - Whom else could be better? Worst: Ishtar - Because Rin can't technology. Tour Guide Best: Francis Drake - She would have a lot of knowledge about many places and probably personal stories about certain locations. Worst: Columbus - Can't direction. Substitute Teacher Best: Chiron - He's got that knowledge. Worst: Vladimir - He'd terrify the kids. Police Officer Best: Robin Hood - He would try to talk things out instead of jumping to violence. Worst: Madea - Her whole thing is rule breaker Postal Worker Best: Achillies - He got the zoomie chariot. Worst: Ishtar - If you're delivering something with gems (necklace or a broach) you'll never get it.
The only thing I’m gonna disagree with on this is the housekeeper, you’re mostly right but as far as I know of Tamamo maid and Minamoto no Raikou would do decently well
1 year late... But why did you not think of Moriarty as your lawyer? The dudes literally someone who can probably get you out of anything even if you're guilty. Unless you're against Holmes.
Gil literally could apply for every position. If he likes you he would just pull whatever money necessary out of Gate of Babylon to hire the necessary people best qualified for the job.
Tried to not repeat, Wingman, Worst: Hessian Lobo, hates humans would probably kill your query Best: Kama, god(dess) of love Housekeeper , Worst: Nobu, her curse would burn down your house Best: Avicebron, golems for days Driver , Worst: Hassan of the Cursed Arm, Asymmetric Arms Best: Quetz, High level riding & interesting conversationalist Pilot , Worst: Kerry, meme reasons Best: Odysseus, can pilot a giant robot Shopping Buddy , Worst: Ishtar, greedy and unwilling to chip in Best: Gil (caster), lotsa moolah Telemarketer , Worst: Lancelot (Zerker), can barely talk and is constantly mad Best: Merlin, Illusion is one helluva skill Gym Trainer , Worst: Bryn, the better you get the more likely she is to kill you Best: Dantes, relevant skills and can heal you if you get hurt Personal Chef, Worst: Iburaki, she's nuts and has bad taste Best: Beni-enma, runs an inn Game Show Host , Worst: Lu Bu, can't talk and is prone to outburst Best: Sherlock, knowledgeable and insightful Doctor , Worst: False Rider, [SF Spoilers] Best: Asclepius, he's so good he can revive the dead Babysitter , Worst: Moriarty, he'd corrupt them Best: Atalanta, loves and is good with kids Waitress , Worst: Caligula, wouldn't shut up about Nero Best: Artoria, Carnival Phantasm Shootout , Worst: Arash, he'd kill you too Best: Billy, he's an outlaw Mall Santa , Worst: Chacha, would rob people Best: Altera the Santa, is Santa Fashion Designer , Worst: Red Hare, is a horse Best: Hans, has a great eye for detail and is very honest Mechanic , Worst: Eresh, Rin from Carnival Phantasm Best: Da Vinci, obvious reasons Dog Trainer , Worst: Atalante Alter, is a Cat Best: Cu or Izou , meme reasons. Kintoki for serious reasons due to being able to talk to dogs Plumber, Worst: Arjuna Alter, would probably demand you replace the entire thing if there are any errors Best: Fionn, he can clear the pipes easy Accountant , Worst: Ishtar (rider) Best: Gil, high level Golden Rule Lawyer , Worst: Kijyo, would just roar Best: Gawain, if you're in the right Circus Performer , Worst: Hyde, is just a dude Best: Benkei, his head trick Boss , Worst: Wu, would would torture you for failing Best: Waver, would help you get better Wedding Photographer , Worst: Astolfo, would forget to take photos Best: George, it's his hobby DJ , Worst: Liz, her singing Best: Cleo, her sparkles Tour Guide , Worst: Scheherazade, wouldn't be willing to explore Best: Semiramis, can give an aerial view Substitute Teacher , Worst: Shuten, would be drunk Best: Scathath, obvious reasons Police Officer , Worst: Kiyohime, would stalk you and not do her job Best: Artoria, strong sense of justice Postal Worker , Worst: Columbus, would steal it Best: Achilles, High rank riding and very fast
Worst Housekeeper Nobu: I might not know this, but the Fire she always has is actually a Curse? And she has no control over it? Mind telling me a bit more about it? This is new to me. My choice for this was Kingprotea. She wouldn't even fit into the house and if she tried, she'd wreck everything
Kama as a wingman!? She HATES love with a passion. She would be annoyed all the time and actively try to get in the way, with the chance to trigger her. Parvati or Mata Hari, among other servants with the social skills and know how on people's relationships would be far better at setting up and giving advise.
@@samarius_art_and_games Nope, she loathes her job as a love goddess. One of the very first things she says once summoned is not to expect her to work. She also dislikes when other profess or show their love. Just look at her valentines. If her my room 'likes' dialog on her second and third ascensions are anything to go by, she just likes seeing people falling into misfortune by the darker aspects of love such as depravity and lust too. She also has no choice on whether she can love or not because of her nature as a goddess of love make her have to love, even against her will. You can guess how that ends when crossing her nature and what she likes. The fact that she blames her own pain and misfortune on love doesn't help either. It is implied there's more stories than Shiva's 'accident' behind that. To finish, she has forgotten, at consciously, or maybe never experienced what is wonderful about love. This are some of the reasons why she became a beast, and some of the reasons why I really don't what her as a wingman. She has to long a history of trouble with love. The possibility of her improving is there though. But that also means that she is more likely to need a wingman rather than become one.
Best Photographer: George His bond CE is pictures he took. He was staff photographer for the race event. Worst Postal Worker: Passionlip. Handle with care is not exactly her strong suit. Best Driver/Pilot: Odysseus. He pilots a freaking gundam. Best Doc: Asclepius. God of medicine. Worst Doc. Serenity. A patient comes in with a slight cough and dies due to poisoning. Best and Worst Shopping Buddies: Stheno/Euryale. If they wawnted to be helpful they could literally charm their way into free anything. If they wanted to be jerks they'd charm you into spending all your cash on things they (might) want, and leave you with nothing. Best Telemarketer (conditional): IF THEY COULD DO THIS VIA PHONE, then any divine servant with a charm/dominate ability could force whoever they call into buying things.
I think Sherlock would be a good photographer. The lighting from his NP and his judgement would make a great photo. Granted if he doesn't make you feel bad afterward.
I’m surprised Caster Gilgamesh wasn’t considered for best boss. He’s an excellent organizer and we saw that he gave a soldier maternity leave even in the middle of a war
Nothing makes me more happier than seeing a man and his wife talking about which fate servant would be good for specific roles and this is just as whole areas as I thought it would be. I totally agree with you Both on sexy teach AKA Shishou being a great fitness teacher and she would be so proud if you complete her training. Very fun and interesting video involving you two and as much as I have a friend who does not like Nero, I wouldn't mind hearing a phone call from her. Though Heracles being a shopping buddy would be hilarious lol but still good work!
Honestly Gil would probably be good on the fashion designer, he has an eye for quality in all things, everything needs to be the best of the best to be worthy of divinity around him and while not necessarily one to do the work, if he was the person you need to get the approval of before production, whatever he signs off on would be legit god tier
Only doing 2! Best boss is Caster Gilgamesh. Everyone thinks hes a shit boss but dude last half a year with demons banging down his door and everyone was chill. Best Chef Emiya Archer, any doubts.
Housekeeper and personal chef would be Emiya lmao Edit:EMIYA could also be a good mechanic if I think about it, Shirou certainly had a talent for repairing stuff so 🤔
I can see Iskandar and Alexander being good telemarketers since they have a lot of charisma and confidence but I think they'll end up inspiring you to join their army in the end so not a bad sale
I can imagine Da Vinci helping my dad when it comes to his woodworking projects Her intellect might even aid my dad when he's having a tough time finding the exact measurements that he needed for certain pieces
I would put Gilles as babysitter of Elizabeth, Jack, Ibaraki, Wu Zetian, Euryale, Stheno, Kid Gil, Chloe & Illya Testament. It would be really fun to see...
Good categories/picks in the video but I have a few more fun categories. 1) Best drinking buddy - Mordred or Iskandar 2) Best workout buddy - Artoria or Archer (nameless) since they are super dependable and don't slack off. 3) Best vacation buddy - Ishtar or Cu Chulainn since Ishtar knows how to live well and likes attention. Cu knows how to kick back and enjoy the moment. 4) Funniest golf foursome - Siegfried, Astolfo, Gilgamesh, and Bazett. Gil would use these high tech, priceless golf clubs while Siegfried would use more traditional golfs clubs. Gil would wonder why he was losing to Astolfo but then get mad when he discovers Astolfo wasn't even counting his strokes properly. Siegfried would have to intervene to prevent a battle between the two on the golf course. Bazett wouldn't be good enough to beat Gil but she'd use Avenger's powers to replay the golf holes countless times until she's tied Gil's score on every hole. It would be a perpetual time loop of fun! Medusa would be the cart lady and drive up in her bicycle-powered cart to sell refreshments.
Greatest game show host BB the only problem is there might not be any contestants left after the games. quetzalcoatl would be amazing gym trainer and you won't need to worry about dying in a wrestling match against her.
19:26 the worst doctor will definately be FATE/STRANGE FAKE SPOILER False Rider - I mean servant who is personification of pestilence/black death and all diseases...... thats the furthest somebody can be from a doctor..........
Hasmat Suit for Serenity, and For False Rider a questionable strategy would be to use a command Seal or 2 to have them infect the Patient with Diseases that cure their ailments, and that is easily cured after it's done handling the original illness. It might require 3 command seals.
I wanna thank you for making your channel so approachable I recently got into Fate because my friend finally got me to watch it and I was in love. As a child I was always drawn to Lore and Mythology specifically Arthurian Legend though the Greeks were a close second. I've loved learning about different cultures and what not which surprises me why I didn't watch Fate sooner especially when it has the voice of the first Voice Actor I meet. (Which was Kaiji Tang who Voices Archer in UBW) I find your servant lore very helpful in learning about other cultures as well as just a great way to pass the time which in part is made even more entertaining with the sound of your voice which is pleasing to hear .(Hope that doesn't sound weird I wanna be a Voice Actor so voices are one of the first things I notice about a person) I've come to adore the Fate series in part of how much I cried watching Fate Zero which then carried on to moments in UBW and that fact that such a relay able channel such as this one exist's is very welcoming
Best Wingman: For men, Cú Chulainn would help you score while also getting some for himself. Brynhild would be the best wingman for women, as she’s not interested in a relationship with anyone outside of Sigurd. She’s also an excellent judge of character (as a Valkyrie, she can sense who is worthy of Valhalla, which I assume is at least partially informed by people’s character and deeds outside of battle). Worst Wingman: Diarmuid takes #1 if you’re trying to attract women. #2 would be Mephistopheles, as his creeper vibes will send women running in the opposite direction from anyone associated with him. If you’re trying to attract men, then Medb. Medb would give advice on how to attract men by acting like a thot, which is fine if you’re looking for a one-time thing, but not good if you’re looking for a relationship. Also, she will probably end up stealing your date, if she hasn’t already slept with them. The worst of all might be Kiyohime, though-she will straight up kill anyone who shows interest in you (or who you show interest in). Best Substitute Teacher: Besides Chiron, Moriarty is an obvious pick, seeing as how he was a mathematics professor. Waver also fits here, since he was a professor at the Clocktower. Worst Substitute Teacher: Gilles de Rais Caster. He would kill and/or molest the entire class. Basically, for anything that could involve children, Gilles is the worst.
Servants who would be best at most everything I'll say emiya nitocris benienma as they have skills to care for others. Worst would be jinako osakabehime and possibly tomoe in how they are game addits and even benienma said osakabehime should die and reincarnate until she became a better cook.
3 weeks late but why isn’t Georgios mentioned to be one of the Wedding Photographers? He loves to take photos! Probably also the type to do the wackiest poses just to get the best shots!
I'm just saying it right now Shakespeare's the worst wingman because he's going to be in the corner writing how this first encounter with your date or significant other will end horribly
For me Wingman-Parvarti (goddess of love plain and simple) Housekeeping-Tamamo/Emiya (couldn't decide between them they're both awesome Driver-Kintoki (cause he's a bro) Pilot-Astolfo (cause well there's less danger if I ride his Hipphogryph) Shopping Buddy-Medea (cause she's a proven housewife) Telemarketer-Mata Hari (she knows her way around people) Gym Trainer-Leonidas (he makes training interesting) Personal Chef-Emiya (cause why not?) Game Show Host-Nero (cause she's experienced) Doctor-anyone but Nightingale! Babysitter-Europa (after seeing her talk to Asterios I'm convinced she'd be better) Waitress-Tamacat (nuff said) Shootout-Billy the Kid (he'd take them out before they'd get another shot assuming we're not fighting other servants) Mall Santa-Edison (he's a jolly dude and I'd let him talk to kids) Fashion Designer-Carmilla (seeing her swimsuit design makes me confident she can make me look good) Mechanic-Da Vinci (I like his/her quirks) Dog Trainer-Salter (Caval II is proof of how good she is) Plumber-Da Vinci (same answer) Accountant-Sheba (do I really need say why?) Lawer-Holmes (why do you think Sherlock?) Circus Perfomer-Can't decide Boss-Gilgamesh Caster (he's someone confident and knows his stuff) Wedding Photograher-Arash (it's a lot less dangerous than being a suicide bomber) DJ-Mozart (I mean come on who hasn't of this guy) Tour Guide- Drake (she's been around and I can trust her to take the wheel) Police Officer-Gallahad (his legends depict him as the ideal knight and I'm confident he can keep the peace) Postal Worker-Jeanne (she loves cardboard boxes so she wouldn't mind being around them all the time 🤣) P.S wow Liz really sucks at everything you've shown
*Wingman* Best: Probably either Sigurd, Siegfried, Kintoki or Iskandar. Worst: Lancelot (Saber). He might help you, but the next thing you know is that girl you were flirting with moments ago is suddenly making out with Lancelot after you came out of the bathroom. *Housekeeper* Best: Tam all the way! Worst: Elizabeth Bathory. *Driver* Best: Artoria, and Medusa. Worst: Irisviel. I'm afraid she'll get me killed someday if she drives. *Pilot* Best: Medusa assuming she doesn't kamikaze the fucking plane into her enemies. Worst: Astolfo. *Shopping Buddy* Best: Cu or Medea Worst: Elizabeth Bathory. *Telemarketer* Best: Strangely James Moriarty assuming he doesn't scam the customer. Worst: Hans if he keeps insulting customers. *Gym Trainer* Best: Scahatch, Beowulf, Martha and Iskandar. Worst: Caesar. *Chef* Best: Tam and Emiya. Worst: Any knights of the Round Table. *Gameshow Host* Best: BB because I'm curious how insane it would get. Worst: Kiara. *Doctor* Best: Ryougi Shiki Worst: Black Beard. *Babysitter* Best: Tam, Jeanne, and both versions of Atalante. Worst: Gilles *Waiter/Waitress* Best: Medea, Mash, Mata Hari. Worst: Carmila, Kiara, and Jason. *Shootout* Best: Billy the Kid, and Francis Drake. Worst: Kiyohime. She'll burn the place down. *Mall Santa* Best: James Moriarty would work especially with Fran (Saber) as an elf. Worst: Tristan for being the biggest downer and would upset kids. *Fashion Designer* Best: Marie. Worst: Elizabeth. *Mechanic* Best: Tesla, and Babbage. Worst: No clue. *Dog Trainer* Best: Lobo Worst: Mordred, and other servants who are cat people. *Accountant* Best: Sherlock Worst: Penth *Lawyer* Best: Sherlock, and Moriarty Worst: Carmila. *Circus Performer* Best: Mata Hari, and Artoria (Ruler) Worst: Meph, and Gilles *Boss* Best: Shiki, Artoria, and maybe Rama. Worst: Carmila, Medb, and Hijikata *Wedding Photagrapher* Best: Mash, and Atalante Worst: Medb, and Kiara. *DJ* Best: Nobuzerker Worst: Elizabeth when she's not singing for someone she cares about. *Tour Guide* Best: Enkidu, Ereshkigal or Medusa Worst: BB. *Sub Teacher* Best: Chiron, Emiya, Kiara (Sex Ed, and someone must be watching her), Martha, and Beowulf Worst: Medb or Cu Alter. *Police Officer* Best: Billy, James Moriarty (takes a criminal to know one), Kintoki (Rider), and Proto Arthur. Worst: King Hassan, and Hijikata *Postal Worker* Best: Iskandar, and Artoria Alter Worst: No Clue.
You guys completely forgot that Georgios would be an amazing wedding photographer And in defense of Elizabeth, she’s a good singer as long as she’s singing for someone else, we see this in the third Halloween event
Other jobs/assignments I would like to see for Fate Servants: Drinking buddy, Bartender, Movie Director, Videogame Designer, Sports Commentator, Pet Sitter, School Principal
I believe Scathach would succeed at anything she does. Wisdom of Dun Scath is an amazing Skill Brobeard would be a fun Wingman though, and so would Broskander and Bro Cu. CasGil as well.
Actually, during the mecha halloween we got to learn that Elizabeth actually sings really really well when she is dedicated to sing for someone else and not for her own enjoyment.
So I was thinking for good roles for next video for you and your wife and I think I got a few: Best and worst barber Biologist Car Valet or anything related to a valet Chemist Dance Choreographer Councilor Crime scene worker Demolition worker Dentist Real Estate worker Firefighter Hair Stylist Hotel Receptionist or Hotel bodyguard Hypnotizer Journalist Picking Locks And on that category who would be the best and worst in Locksmithing And I think that is all I can come up with on the spot. If you do make another one I would love to see one or maybe most of my ideas here. Love the video
OOOO I thought of some more Paranormal Expert Military Commander Neurophysiologist Swimmer Private Tutor The guys who go door to door either delivering products or say: Hey I come to sell so and so and then they give a presentation or something around those lines Tattoo artist
A few ideas: Good waiter/waitress: Mordred because in the 5th anniversary video she catches Fran after Fran trips over Fou and doesn't spill the drinks she is carrying. She also has charisma and a higher ranked endurance than Artoria who found out the hard way how exhausting being a waiter can be. In a shoot out: Good: Nightingale as Nightingale Pledge prevents any form of harm within its range. Bad: Galahad. He could help, but he wouldn't. Cops In defense of the KotR, the Camalot singularity was abnormal behavior for most of them, in most situations most of them would work fine as cops. Bad cop: summer Kiara. I don't think I need to explain this one.
For myself, Wingman- Best is Astolfo, he could just acknowledge your existence and others would immediately be interested, especially after they were shot down by him. Worst- Kiyohime, she would take your dates and you would never hear from them. Shopping Buddy - I would like to see how caster Gilgamesh sees innovated items in comparision to his prototypes Telemarketer- Best would be caster Gilgamesh, he could assess how much someone need to know, and speak with regal authority. Gym Trainer - Best after Scathach would be Iskandar, since he like "admirable" effort. :] Worst is probably Jekyll, "No, I'm not taking any supplements, especially if you touched them." Game Show Host - Best would be Jekyll and Hyde, giving straight-lace commentary, until the peak when he switches to give and take in the manic energy. Doctor - Hans is my best choice, he would assess what you need, but would be blunt about it. Worst is probably nightingale, she would go to amputate if you went to her for anything you couldn't handle yourself. Babysitter - Same as you guys Mall Santa- Best is honestly any pandorus, worst is Mephistopheles, "Don't tell him what you want!" Dog Trainer - Best is Scathach, worst is Lobo Police Officer - Saber Artoria is best with Lancer Artoria being the worst.
For a shootout situation, I would go with Kiritsugu. If it's a single shooter, he can slow down time and shoot them in the back, but if there were multiple shooters, he might be able to trick them into targeting each other.
Worst mechanic, I'd choose kiritsugu because I don't trust him enough not to put a bomb, good teacher Moriarty, as when he isn't scheming his is a professor so as long as he is not doing anything evil he can do it
Also in fate/prototype it was mentioned that Arthur is actually both a great cook cuz he makes food for ayaka and loves food cuz manaka feeds him home cooked food
For Gym Teacher Hear me out Iskandar. He'd be so motivating by his charisma alone! Your fatigue would mean nothing with him on-board as your personal trainer.
Wingman Best: Sherlock. has a way with words and is a surprisingly good bro at times Worst: Kintoki, dude is basically a ntr harem protagonist I swear... Housekeeper Best: Hundred faces Hassan. Get everything done in 10 seconds and you could make a business out of it. Don't get into a rivalry with the Amazoness business though... Worst: Nightingale. Hope you like the smell, taste, and feel of sanitizer... Driver Best: Babbage. Transforms into a train. Vintage. Worst: Passionlip. Literally unable to steer not to mention impossible to get inside anything... Pilot Best: Semiramis. Castle in the sky. Worst: Mysterious Heroine X. Supposedly a good pilot but we've seen her crash at least 2 space ships... Shopping Buddy Best: Robinhood. Chill dude up for anything really. Worst: Gilgamesh. What do you buy the king who has everything already? Telemarketer Best: Ceasar. He could convince people to buy a new phone, to talk to him about his product over the phone. That's just how good he is... Worst: Lancelot berserker. "There's this lunatic on the phone shouting about an aardvark from an old cartoon and I'm not convinced it's not a prank..." Gym Trainer Best: Chiron. Literally trained like 3 greek heroes. Worst: Penthesilea. I don't think 'quit' would be in her vocabulary, and I'm pretty sure greek and roman heroes work out at the gym often... Personal Chef Best: Tawara Tota. never need for food again. Worst: JAlter. Burnt toast 3 times a day, 7 days a week, just to make it a point to not ever call her that again... Game Show Host Best: Nobu, Just crazy antics. Chaos is the best form of game show entertainment. Worst: Fuma. Poor kid would turn scarlet and faint from the attention... Doctor Best: Irisviel. Mommy grail best healer. Worst: Vlad. pretty sure he'd turn me into dinner... Babysitter Best: Sangzang. STORYTIME! Worst: Kiara. Just the terrible things she'd be teaching them that they wouldn't understand would be hilarious. Waitress Best: D'eon. literally the best choice, even has a outfit for it. Worst: Ibaraki. Pretty sure she'd just eat your food instead... Shootout Best: Napoleon. "Mine's bigger" Worst: Chen Gong. Literally would use you as a human shield like a pawn for the king. Mall Santa Best: Benkei. The picture paints itself really Worst: Melt. "you'll poke yer eye out kid." Fashion Designer Best: Marie. She would be perfect for knowing what looks good and what doesn't. Worst: Abby. Cause she doesn't fucking wear any clothes... Mechanic Best: Helena. Uses tech beyond our understanding. Worst: Spartacus. "MACHINE IS TYRANNY!" *Continues to use the method of hitting it till it works* Dog Trainer Best: Scathacth. She has prior experience... Worst: Circe. Leave the dog, return to a piglet... Plumber Best: Altoria Alter. She's a maid, seems appropriate... Worst: Jason. cause the shitter's where he fucking belongs Accountant Best: Cleopatra. Has to figure out how to put up with Caesar's shenanigans somehow while staying in the green. Worst: Alstofo. Impulsive and would probably be a "Buy it now, sort it out later" kind of accountant. Lawyer Best: Soloman. Literally wrote the law. Worst: Lu bu. I'm pretty sure murdering the judge wouldn't help... Cicus Performer Best: Quetzalcoatl. Could be both a ringmaster and performer with her moves and flair. Worst: Elizabeth. Drive away ticket sales with her singing, or bring them in as a circus freak. But then you still have to listen to her sing so... Boss Best: Sherlock. That would be really cool especially as a mentor of sorts as he tends to become. Worst: BB. NO, PLEASE, NO BULLI, MERCY Wedding Photography Best: Hokusai. Hand painted photo, unique experience Worst: Bathsheba. The price gouging scheme would be more expensive than the rest of the wedding combined... DJ Best: Hans. I'm willing to bet he'd come up with some interesting tunes with his knowledge. Worst: Tamo Cat. Scratching the record the wrong way... Tour Guide Best: Shuten. knows all the best party spots, duh. Worst: Fran. Can't understand her, probably hasn't been to many places. Frans a good girl. Substitute Teacher Best: Da Vinci. The fun Substitute Teacher, Especially for Chemistry or Shop class. Worst: Phantom of the opera. Music class substitute...and it's OPERA... Police Officer Best: Yan Qing. Sassyshin best undercover cop available. Worst: Li Shuwen. "Whatsa nonlethal?" Postal Worker Best: Edison. Everything would be mass produced, automated, and efficient. Worst: David. PR and HR nightmare waiting to happen with women answering the door or coworkers...
18:15 Hans would be best in a quiz-based game show, like Jeopardy or Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Where he'd utterly roast people who give wrong answers.
30:48 the image i get to mind when thinking about heracles in a suit doing stuff like that would be armstrong from metal gear rising xD pretty much 99% muscles 1% suit XD
best: Cu bro, the OG wingman of Fate, always save a girl but never steal a girl worst: David, asking random girls if they're his wives Housekeeper best: Tamamos with their skills and dreams, tho Eli did a good job in Extella too worst: Heracles, there was once a spider in a house, then there was no house Driver best: Bedi would make a great chauffer worst: Spartacus, ROADS AND LIGHTS ARE OPPRESSION! Pilot best: Ryouma, even in the worst-case Oryou-san will save you all. And you'll even get frogs for free worst: Zerkerlot, he'll fly everything, but you don't want to stick for the landing Shopping Buddy best: Gilgamesh if he likes you, got the style, you don't have to worry about carrying anything, and you can always borrow money if you're short on it worst: Medb, you'd buy only things for her, not for yourself Telemarketer best: Caesar, he'd talk penguins into buying a fridge and Bedouins into new heaters worst: any non-talking Berserker Gym Trainer best: Leonidas, training and healthy lifestyle advice worst: BB, designs a training plan that will most likely kill you Personal Chef best: EMIYA, not much to say here, everyone knows why, also Beni worst: Semiramis or Serenity, unless you're immune to poison Game Show Host best: Jaguar Man and Rasputin, they already did a great job in Carnival Phantasm, otherwise Gilles and his COOOOL worst: Nero and Liz, every time camera would be on them they'd try to sing, scaring or killing the audience Doctor best: I can't believe you didn't mention Medea Lily or Iri there! worst: Jack stabby time Babysitter best: Yup, Nyanta wins that worst: any kid servant that need babysitter themselves, also Gilles Waitress best: Nito and army of Medjeds, but you can't point her to rude customers, she's too precious worst: Semiramis, spikes and poison again Shootout best: Francis "bold of you to bring guns against an armada" Drake worst: Anrja Mainyu, he'll die trying to help, and then you'll die too Mall Santa best: little skinny, but Karna with his white skin like from the North Pole and great with kids worst: Anrja Mainyu, you don't want to talk about killing and dying around kids Fashion Designer best: Vlad, he'll even knit it for you worst: Lobo, dogs don't wear clothes, while even Spartacus can be someone's kink Mechanic best: basically anyone that worked on cars in Ishtar's race worst: Mephisto, even if somehow get your car back, it'll be rigged with explosives Dog Trainer best: Shishou has experience in that field, just saying worst: Nyanta Alter as she's the most aggressive cat in Chaldea Plumber best: Avicebron and mini golems, let that sink in (and mini golems into the sink) worst: Tama Cat, sleeps on the job, hates water, will clog other things with her fur Accountant best: Babbage, computes everything in his head, can also advise you how to save on energy bill worst: Sheba, when you find buying 20 camels put into essential expenses Lawyer best: Ceasar again, he'll always find a loophole to save you worst: Martha, she will make you immediately confess and repent, even things that are not related to the case Circus Performer best: Yan Qing changing his face and doing acrobatics worst: Nitocris, she immediately hid because she's embarrassed Boss best: Caster Gil, he'll work you hard, but never too hard and he cares about his workers worst: Avicebron - What do you mean humans can't work 24 hours a day? My golems sure can. Wedding Photographer best: Georgios' hobby is photography, it's a job made for him worst: Medb doing selfies instead of wedding photos DJ best: since Amadeus and Salieri were already mentioned, Merlin as an Internet idol should know a thing or two worst: nothing comes close to Liz and Nero Tour Guide best: Shakespear, he'd make even the most boring exposition great with a bit of drama worst: Sanzang would actually get lost while leading the tour Substitute Teacher best: Broskandar teaching kids geography, macedonian tactics and to follow their dream, also Waver being the best teacher in general worst: Blackbeard teaching kids things they are clearly to young to learn Police Officer best: Mysterious Heroine XX, the best galactic cop we'll ever get! worst: King Hassan, 0 arrests, 100% lethality on the job Postal Worker best: Kiritsugu, Time Alter - Double Accel to deliver the goods right when you order them worst: Ibaraki, lost the package, will still make you pay for it Phew, that was a lot of work, and for you who's reading it some scrolling, let's both take a break
I'm surprised they didn't bring up Medusa as best Driver. she's got RIding skill A+ guys, i mean she could ride a granny bike at speeds to surpass both RIn/Archer *AND* GIlgamesh on his motorcycle. not to mention she drove a van DOWN A MOUNTAIN. (or was it up the mountain...) and got them all to illya's castle **SAFELY**
For those of you who want to participate in the comments, here are the categories:
Wingman
Housekeeper
Driver
Pilot
Shopping Buddy
Telemarketer
Gym Trainer
Personal Chef
Game Show Host
Doctor
Babysitter
Waitress
Shootout
Mall Santa
Fashion Designer
Mechanic
Dog Trainer
Plumber
Accountant
Lawyer
Circus Performer
Boss
Wedding Photographer
DJ
Tour Guide
Substitute Teacher
Police Officer
Postal Worker
Worst Doctor -
the worst doctor will definately be FATE/STRANGE FAKE SPOILER
False Rider - I mean servant who is personification of pestilence/black death and all diseases...... thats the furthest somebody can be from a doctor..........
Penthesilea or leonidas for gym trainers
Helena blavatsky as the sub teacher. I'd stick for extra lessons
Gille de rai as my lawyer
Dj ozy
Gilgamesh is also going to be the worst wingman because he'll be screaming Mongrel at you from across the room before ultimately stealing your date for himself
I heard he has all the girls first night before the husband.
@@ejesus95 Prima nocta is a myth
ntr mashu
I wouldn't even be mad.
@@y0u1 *ptsd intensifies*
Best for anything = Gilgamesh: He's Gilgamesh
Worst for anything= Gilgamesh: He's Gilgamesh
also you didn't consider Osakabehime for worst Fitness Instuctor?
Gilgamesh: Don't you mean the best at being the worst, mongrel!?
Nurse: They're bleeding out, doctor take this seriously!
Tristan as a surgeon: (playing his harp bow) I'M TRYING!
You both digust me. Everybody knows that Cu Chulainn would be the best Wingman to bring. He's such a bro that he'll easily help you score a date
while scoring a date of his own at the same time.
Dude never underestimate the mole.
@@clothar23 your thinking of the wrong irish lancer there. Diarmuid is the one with the incubus-mole.
I would probady want cu caster. Less chance of him dying,
@@inky680 but then theres that Wickerman deal.... he may start imitating screams about bees and then you'll be expected to save him and itll all fall apart
@@pinder262 ah, you're right! Nick cage as a servent when? Deals extra damage to servants that are in one of his movies. lol
As someone who works for the US post office, Astolfo would actually be a major improvement over most of the people we have working delivery.
As someone who has to deal with the US post service even the Berserker servants might be a step up.
Yeah,....buuuut flying mounts, you know its going to suck if ate black beans right
"Send me your cutest delivery boy."
@@derrilazkia1002 a truly cultured one
Why do I imagine Edmond arriving in all of his edgy glory and teleporting just to drop a mail and vanish as if nothing almost destroyed everything around him
Astolfo totally can pilot a plane. The problem being half way there he'll forget where you are supposed to go and fly to wherever seems fun to him.
Black Beard and child-keeping, I can see the children really liking him, but the parents absolutely freak out.
Lawyer you forgot Edison, president of lawsuits.
Honestly, I can see Blackbeard being a great babysitter. Sure, he's had moments where you want to punch him in the face, but he's not foolish enough
to let kids go near his... *ahem*... Adult stash. If anything, he'd try to keep it as far away from them as possible and distract them with all the cool things
he's found during her time in Chaldea.
He's the type that see other airplane and thinks he's being challenged for a race
Ok Blackbeard as a babysitter is a banger
"Mom we went and ride on a ship, we shot things all day"
"HELLO POLICE!?"
"LADY GO ASK THE DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD, WE BUSTED THEIR CHEEKS ALL DAY WITH THIS GOOD OL 50 POUNDER"
"FORGET THE POLICE, GET THE DAMN ARMY HERE"
@@derrilazkia1002the knight of evaporated sanity, at it again
you should include Jaguar Man (Taiga) as the worst housekeeper, as thats basically her whole character in Fate/stay night xD
Taiga is a shoe-in for game show host especially if it's a Japanese game show or variety show.
Okada Izo would be terrible as a circus performer because he hates it when people laugh at him and would probably kill some people in the audience
Sounds like my kind of circus performance!
I wanna see Okada getting pissed at the audience and whipping out a katana while in full clown garb
for the Spartacus wingman all i can imagine is him chasing the girl down if she didnt give you her number shouting "OPRESSOR!!!!"
that mental image is absolutely hilarious
This was a mental nightmare to consider
Wingman: Archer EMIYA, the true wingman of fate
Housekeeper: Caster Tamamo for that Housewife A+
Driver: Tall Snek Medusa, just not via a bike
Pilot: Odysseus, if the man can pilot a mech he can pilot a plane
Shopping Buddy
Telemarketer: one who never leaves you alone...Kyohime
Gym Trainer: Leonidas, he'd make a Spartan out of you
Personal Chef: Murumasa = Shirou = unlimited food works
Game Show Host: BB hosting game nights on the BB channel
Doctor: Romani (cries)
Babysitter: vanilla Jeanne would be best option
Waitress: Gothic lolita maid Arturia Alter Rider!
Shootout: Billy for reverse card style points
Mall Santa: Amakusa Shiro- I mean Island Masked Santa
Fashion Designer: Medea, not too sure about her but she's a hell of a tailor
Mechanic: Tesla, the real inventor
Dog Trainer: Scathach has the experience with puppers
Plumber: I got no one
Accountant: The gil approved Queen of Shiba
Lawyer: Sherlock to my defense!
Circus Performer: Blackbeard, he's not just the clown but the whole circus!
Boss: Gilgamesh, nuff said
Wedding Photographer: Mashu would do a great job I'd think
DJ: mozart and salieri in a constant battle
Tour Guide: Ereshkigal for a yugioh reference
Substitute Teacher: Taiga/Jaguar since Waver is taking the day off
Police Officer: all the Cu for police doggos
Postal Worker: hassan of the 100 faces, 1 employ for 100 workers
I admit, i had to laugh at the dog trainer. :D
I would suggest shopping buddy Cu. He could sniff out the best places to eat, hound the best discounts, and would be a loyal friend.
Plumber: Jason. He couldn't fix a thing, but he would get someone else to do it, and do it right XD
Postal office - express delivery edition: Arash XD
the underworld doesnt seem to have much to look at atm from what ive seen
Wedding Photographer would be Georgios, he is the one that has Photography as a Hobby
@@0xC2 The joke was on the card "Tour Guide of the Underworld" who is one of the most beloved card in Yu-Gi-Oh community.
Ozymandias as a business man: look upon my sales ye mighty and despair
If Artoria got the cooking right, she'd eat it all right afterwards!
Edit: Gilgamesh as a Postal Worker? Sure, the plan proposed COULD work in theory, but that depends heavily on if he'll actually take the time to FIND your package once its in the Gate of Babylon!!
It has reached its destination its mine now
The packages just fly right through your window.
I think Cu would actually make a pretty good wingman. Sure, he's something of a player himself, but I don't think his loyalty would trump his libido. Plus, he can be pretty smooth when he wants to be, and having a guy like that trying to make you look as good or better can help. Even should all that fail, his luck is still pretty low, so he might still make a big blunder that you can help him with and show how good of a guy you are by sticking with your friend through thick and thin.
Dogs really are man's best friend.
I told myself I'd only write down a few... ended up doing all of em... oops.
A few double ups, tried to avoid it, but oh well.
Wingman
Best: Jaguar Man (Taiga) - her general personality would give a trusting air to you and make it easy to start conversations with someone.
Worst: Diarmuid - His mole would steal the attention of literally any woman who so much as glances at him.
House Keeper
Best: EMIYA - before becoming a servant he was his own house keeper, and when summoned by Rin he basically becomes her house keeper
Worst: Any Berserker - Your house is gone.
Driver
Best: Da Vinci - while they seem to have adequate driving skills, as you said, if the car ever broke down then they'd likely be able to fix it.
Worst: Just because we actually have seem her drive and how bad it is, I gotta say Mordred.
Pilot
Best: Arturia - Said it herself, she could easily fly it and is trustworthy enough
Worst: Berserker Lancelot - He would likely use it to juggernaut into Arturia if she were nearby.
Shopping Buddy
Best: Medea - When she's not fangirling about Arturia, I can see her being a very supportive motherly type friend who just wants to make sure you're happy.
Worst: Gilgamesh - Not only would you have to carry anything he decides is worth him buying, but if you were trying on clothes he'd only point out what was bad about them and likely insult you the whole time.
Telemarketer
Best: Cu Chulainn - He's quick witted and has the charm and slightly laid back personality that would excel in sales.
Worst: Frankenstein - She can't even talk... nuff said.
Gym Trainer
Best: Chiron - He raised several heroes in his lifetime and would likely know the best way for you to reach your goals.
Worst: Iskandar - While he would be supportive, he wouldn't know when you've reached your limit and push you too hard.
Chef
Best: EMIYA - Like with cleaning, he's also a great chef.
Worst: Gilles de Rais - He'd probably try and feed me children, or some potion that will turn me into bubbling goop.
Game Show Host
Best: Astolfo - Their general cheery and loud personality would suit it perfectly and would work well with an audience.
Worst: Atalanta - She's quite flat and no nonsense, so she would likely make for an boring host.
Doctor
Best: Merlin - Dude magiced Arturia a functioning d*ck, clearly he knows something about human anatomy.
Worst: Florence Nightingale - While she is one of the few servants with actual medical careers, she's a battlefield nurse, so you might have to risk amputation.
Babysitter
Best: Atalanta - Would protect your children from any harm that could come to them.
Worst: Gilles de Rais - You wouldn't have kids by the time you come back.
Waitress
Best: Medusa - She could literally do it blindfolded.
Worst: Astolfo - They're very clumsy and would likely drop things a lot.
Shootout
Best: Mashu - Ultimate Shield.
Worst: Tawara Touta - You pretty much explained it well enough.
Mall Santa
Best: Iskandar - He'd be a buff Santa, but he has the boisterous laugh and seems like the type kids would love.
Worst: Gilles de Rais - Just don't let this dood near kids.
Fashion Designer
Best: Mordred - They would know both male and female fashion.
Worst: Mestophales - Just look at him.
Mechanic
Best: De Vinci - Need I say more?
Worst: Spartacus - He'd probably just throw the car.
Dog Trainer
Best: Scathach - She has experience.
Worst: Hassan - She would poison the doggos
Plummer
Best: EMIYA - PIPES
Worst: Heracles - He'd probably just make it worse
Accountant
Best: Caster Gilgamesh - he successfully ran a country and oversaw everything happening from military to farming (granted that's what kills him but at least he's dedicated).
Worst: Any child servant, they likely don't even know what accounting is.
Lawyer
Best: Sherlock hands down - He would know literally any way to proove your innocence or a loophole for whatever it is you did.
Worst: Gilgamesh - He would probably talk down to everyone the whole time and insult the judge.
Circus Performer
Best: Astolfo - They would thrive as a performer, doing acrobatic tricks or something with the griffin.
Worst: Gilles de Rais - He looks the part, but that crowd will be turning to fruit punch by the end of the show.
Boss
Best: Caster Gilgamesh - He would make sure the work environment is perfect for work health and safety, making sure everyone is keeping on task and that everyone is working well together.
Worst: Gilgamesh - Dude would insult you every day and not give a shit about you or your life, just that you came in and made him money.
Wedding Photographer
Best: Nikola Tesla - not only does he have a good eye, but he'd likely know the perfect settings for the camera to get the best shots.
Worst: Medusa - Your album would be nothing but crooked unfocused shots.
DJ
Best: Wolfgang - Whom else could be better?
Worst: Ishtar - Because Rin can't technology.
Tour Guide
Best: Francis Drake - She would have a lot of knowledge about many places and probably personal stories about certain locations.
Worst: Columbus - Can't direction.
Substitute Teacher
Best: Chiron - He's got that knowledge.
Worst: Vladimir - He'd terrify the kids.
Police Officer
Best: Robin Hood - He would try to talk things out instead of jumping to violence.
Worst: Madea - Her whole thing is rule breaker
Postal Worker
Best: Achillies - He got the zoomie chariot.
Worst: Ishtar - If you're delivering something with gems (necklace or a broach) you'll never get it.
The only thing I’m gonna disagree with on this is the housekeeper, you’re mostly right but as far as I know of Tamamo maid and Minamoto no Raikou would do decently well
1 year late... But why did you not think of Moriarty as your lawyer? The dudes literally someone who can probably get you out of anything even if you're guilty.
Unless you're against Holmes.
How do you put Merlin as your doctor when Asclepius is RIGHT THERE!
Gil literally could apply for every position. If he likes you he would just pull whatever money necessary out of Gate of Babylon to hire the necessary people best qualified for the job.
Christopher Columbus as a mall santa? Those poor kids when he gives that smile.
Tried to not repeat,
Wingman,
Worst: Hessian Lobo, hates humans would probably kill your query
Best: Kama, god(dess) of love
Housekeeper
,
Worst: Nobu, her curse would burn down your house
Best: Avicebron, golems for days
Driver
,
Worst: Hassan of the Cursed Arm, Asymmetric Arms
Best: Quetz, High level riding & interesting conversationalist
Pilot
,
Worst: Kerry, meme reasons
Best: Odysseus, can pilot a giant robot
Shopping Buddy
,
Worst:
Ishtar, greedy and unwilling to chip in
Best: Gil (caster), lotsa moolah
Telemarketer
,
Worst:
Lancelot (Zerker), can barely talk and is constantly mad
Best: Merlin, Illusion is one helluva skill
Gym Trainer
,
Worst:
Bryn, the better you get the more likely she is to kill you
Best: Dantes, relevant skills and can heal you if you get hurt
Personal Chef,
Worst:
Iburaki, she's nuts and has bad taste
Best: Beni-enma, runs an inn
Game Show Host
,
Worst:
Lu Bu, can't talk and is prone to outburst
Best: Sherlock, knowledgeable and insightful
Doctor
,
Worst:
False Rider, [SF Spoilers]
Best: Asclepius, he's so good he can revive the dead
Babysitter
,
Worst:
Moriarty, he'd corrupt them
Best: Atalanta, loves and is good with kids
Waitress
,
Worst:
Caligula, wouldn't shut up about Nero
Best: Artoria, Carnival Phantasm
Shootout
,
Worst:
Arash, he'd kill you too
Best: Billy, he's an outlaw
Mall Santa
,
Worst:
Chacha, would rob people
Best: Altera the Santa, is Santa
Fashion Designer
,
Worst:
Red Hare, is a horse
Best: Hans, has a great eye for detail and is very honest
Mechanic
,
Worst:
Eresh, Rin from Carnival Phantasm
Best: Da Vinci, obvious reasons
Dog Trainer
,
Worst:
Atalante Alter, is a Cat
Best:
Cu or Izou , meme reasons. Kintoki for serious reasons due to being able to talk to dogs
Plumber,
Worst: Arjuna Alter, would probably demand you replace the entire thing if there are any errors
Best: Fionn, he can clear the pipes easy
Accountant
,
Worst:
Ishtar (rider)
Best: Gil, high level Golden Rule
Lawyer
,
Worst: Kijyo, would just roar
Best: Gawain, if you're in the right
Circus Performer
,
Worst:
Hyde, is just a dude
Best: Benkei, his head trick
Boss
,
Worst:
Wu, would would torture you for failing
Best: Waver, would help you get better
Wedding Photographer
,
Worst:
Astolfo, would forget to take photos
Best: George, it's his hobby
DJ
,
Worst:
Liz, her singing
Best: Cleo, her sparkles
Tour Guide
,
Worst:
Scheherazade, wouldn't be willing to explore
Best: Semiramis, can give an aerial view
Substitute Teacher
,
Worst:
Shuten, would be drunk
Best: Scathath, obvious reasons
Police Officer
,
Worst:
Kiyohime, would stalk you and not do her job
Best: Artoria, strong sense of justice
Postal Worker
,
Worst:
Columbus, would steal it
Best: Achilles, High rank riding and very fast
Worst Housekeeper Nobu:
I might not know this, but the Fire she always has is actually a Curse? And she has no control over it?
Mind telling me a bit more about it? This is new to me.
My choice for this was Kingprotea. She wouldn't even fit into the house and if she tried, she'd wreck everything
@@SuperAmaton Better make sure that your home insurance covers GAO!!! damages
Kama as a wingman!? She HATES love with a passion. She would be annoyed all the time and actively try to get in the way, with the chance to trigger her. Parvati or Mata Hari, among other servants with the social skills and know how on people's relationships would be far better at setting up and giving advise.
@@thepureheartofdark Samsara, tho, does like love, if I recall.
@@samarius_art_and_games Nope, she loathes her job as a love goddess. One of the very first things she says once summoned is not to expect her to work. She also dislikes when other profess or show their love. Just look at her valentines. If her my room 'likes' dialog on her second and third ascensions are anything to go by, she just likes seeing people falling into misfortune by the darker aspects of love such as depravity and lust too. She also has no choice on whether she can love or not because of her nature as a goddess of love make her have to love, even against her will. You can guess how that ends when crossing her nature and what she likes. The fact that she blames her own pain and misfortune on love doesn't help either. It is implied there's more stories than Shiva's 'accident' behind that. To finish, she has forgotten, at consciously, or maybe never experienced what is wonderful about love. This are some of the reasons why she became a beast, and some of the reasons why I really don't what her as a wingman. She has to long a history of trouble with love.
The possibility of her improving is there though. But that also means that she is more likely to need a wingman rather than become one.
Best Photographer: George His bond CE is pictures he took. He was staff photographer for the race event.
Worst Postal Worker: Passionlip. Handle with care is not exactly her strong suit.
Best Driver/Pilot: Odysseus. He pilots a freaking gundam.
Best Doc: Asclepius. God of medicine.
Worst Doc. Serenity. A patient comes in with a slight cough and dies due to poisoning.
Best and Worst Shopping Buddies: Stheno/Euryale. If they wawnted to be helpful they could literally charm their way into free anything. If they wanted to be jerks they'd charm you into spending all your cash on things they (might) want, and leave you with nothing.
Best Telemarketer (conditional): IF THEY COULD DO THIS VIA PHONE, then any divine servant with a charm/dominate ability could force whoever they call into buying things.
I think Sherlock would be a good photographer. The lighting from his NP and his judgement would make a great photo.
Granted if he doesn't make you feel bad afterward.
I’m surprised Caster Gilgamesh wasn’t considered for best boss. He’s an excellent organizer and we saw that he gave a soldier maternity leave even in the middle of a war
I love this - it was such fun, and a great way to learn more about the servants! You are so good together
And have adrorable laugh
35:03 Edison would definately steal all patents of his workers and will
put them under his name......
Edison stealing work is a myth. Him killing dogs to prove ac is dangerous to spite Tesla however isn't.
Nothing makes me more happier than seeing a man and his wife talking about which fate servant would be good for specific roles and this is just as whole areas as I thought it would be. I totally agree with you Both on sexy teach AKA Shishou being a great fitness teacher and she would be so proud if you complete her training. Very fun and interesting video involving you two and as much as I have a friend who does not like Nero, I wouldn't mind hearing a phone call from her. Though Heracles being a shopping buddy would be hilarious lol but still good work!
Me reads the title: oh he has a wife
Also me: HOLY SHAT HE HAS A WIFE
I ask again how da hell do you find my comments so dam fast
Worst wingman would be Diarmund, everyone would be going for him
Honestly Gil would probably be good on the fashion designer, he has an eye for quality in all things, everything needs to be the best of the best to be worthy of divinity around him and while not necessarily one to do the work, if he was the person you need to get the approval of before production, whatever he signs off on would be legit god tier
Only doing 2! Best boss is Caster Gilgamesh. Everyone thinks hes a shit boss but dude last half a year with demons banging down his door and everyone was chill. Best Chef
Emiya Archer, any doubts.
🤣🤣🤣 bruh
and caster gil is also pretty charismatic and overall a good leader, archer gil on the other hand would probably be annoying
19:07 Irisviel. her entire skillset and NP are built for team healing.
Housekeeper and personal chef would be Emiya lmao
Edit:EMIYA could also be a good mechanic if I think about it, Shirou certainly had a talent for repairing stuff so 🤔
Iskandr would make a great game show host and gym trainer. I'm surprised you didn't mention him. He's got charisma for days.
I can see Iskandar and Alexander being good telemarketers since they have a lot of charisma and confidence but I think they'll end up inspiring you to join their army in the end so not a bad sale
By the way, Proto Saber can cook as he made breakfast for Ayako. The only problem is he cook too much.
Best Doctor would obvious be Acelpius.
Chiron is freaking good at a lot of those jobs too, gym trainer, doctor, babysitter ...
I want Queen of Sheba as my shopping buddy. Technically shed double as a sugar momma since she's got it made in the shade
She'd also be a good haggler if your shopping somewhere that does that sort of thing.
I can imagine Da Vinci helping my dad when it comes to his woodworking projects
Her intellect might even aid my dad when he's having a tough time finding the exact measurements that he needed for certain pieces
Elizabeth would be best lawyer. She'd 100% get arrested for whatever crimes you commited.
I would put Gilles as babysitter of Elizabeth, Jack, Ibaraki, Wu Zetian, Euryale, Stheno, Kid Gil, Chloe & Illya Testament.
It would be really fun to see...
With that crew to look after, I might actually be sorry for that evil schmuck...
Good categories/picks in the video but I have a few more fun categories.
1) Best drinking buddy - Mordred or Iskandar
2) Best workout buddy - Artoria or Archer (nameless) since they are super dependable and don't slack off.
3) Best vacation buddy - Ishtar or Cu Chulainn since Ishtar knows how to live well and likes attention. Cu knows how to kick back and enjoy the moment.
4) Funniest golf foursome - Siegfried, Astolfo, Gilgamesh, and Bazett. Gil would use these high tech, priceless golf clubs while Siegfried would use more traditional golfs clubs. Gil would wonder why he was losing to Astolfo but then get mad when he discovers Astolfo wasn't even counting his strokes properly. Siegfried would have to intervene to prevent a battle between the two on the golf course. Bazett wouldn't be good enough to beat Gil but she'd use Avenger's powers to replay the golf holes countless times until she's tied Gil's score on every hole. It would be a perpetual time loop of fun! Medusa would be the cart lady and drive up in her bicycle-powered cart to sell refreshments.
Greatest game show host BB the only problem is there might not be any contestants left after the games.
quetzalcoatl would be amazing gym trainer and you won't need to worry about dying in a wrestling match against her.
19:26 the worst doctor will definately be FATE/STRANGE FAKE SPOILER
False Rider - I mean servant who is personification of pestilence/black death and all diseases...... thats the furthest somebody can be from a doctor..........
well, the personification of such things should also know its weakness, right?
In the same boat is sadly Serenity. She would not be able to treat you without killing you.
Hasmat Suit for Serenity, and For False Rider a questionable strategy would be to use a command Seal or 2 to have them infect the Patient with Diseases that cure their ailments, and that is easily cured after it's done handling the original illness. It might require 3 command seals.
Here's a left-field one. Voyager would be the best mechanic because he IS the most advanced piece of technology among the servants.
You forgot Asclepius for doctor.
Also: Georgios for wedding photographer.
Empress Wu would be a horrible cop or boss.
I wanna thank you for making your channel so approachable I recently got into Fate because my friend finally got me to watch it and I was in love. As a child I was always drawn to Lore and Mythology specifically Arthurian Legend though the Greeks were a close second. I've loved learning about different cultures and what not which surprises me why I didn't watch Fate sooner especially when it has the voice of the first Voice Actor I meet. (Which was Kaiji Tang who Voices Archer in UBW) I find your servant lore very helpful in learning about other cultures as well as just a great way to pass the time which in part is made even more entertaining with the sound of your voice which is pleasing to hear .(Hope that doesn't sound weird I wanna be a Voice Actor so voices are one of the first things I notice about a person) I've come to adore the Fate series in part of how much I cried watching Fate Zero which then carried on to moments in UBW and that fact that such a relay able channel such as this one exist's is very welcoming
I am honored.
Best Wingman: For men, Cú Chulainn would help you score while also getting some for himself.
Brynhild would be the best wingman for women, as she’s not interested in a relationship with anyone outside of Sigurd. She’s also an excellent judge of character (as a Valkyrie, she can sense who is worthy of Valhalla, which I assume is at least partially informed by people’s character and deeds outside of battle).
Worst Wingman: Diarmuid takes #1 if you’re trying to attract women. #2 would be Mephistopheles, as his creeper vibes will send women running in the opposite direction from anyone associated with him.
If you’re trying to attract men, then Medb. Medb would give advice on how to attract men by acting like a thot, which is fine if you’re looking for a one-time thing, but not good if you’re looking for a relationship. Also, she will probably end up stealing your date, if she hasn’t already slept with them.
The worst of all might be Kiyohime, though-she will straight up kill anyone who shows interest in you (or who you show interest in).
Best Substitute Teacher: Besides Chiron, Moriarty is an obvious pick, seeing as how he was a mathematics professor. Waver also fits here, since he was a professor at the Clocktower.
Worst Substitute Teacher: Gilles de Rais Caster. He would kill and/or molest the entire class. Basically, for anything that could involve children, Gilles is the worst.
Servants who would be best at most everything I'll say emiya nitocris benienma as they have skills to care for others.
Worst would be jinako osakabehime and possibly tomoe in how they are game addits and even benienma said osakabehime should die and reincarnate until she became a better cook.
you forgot that George is the resident photographer
we also forgot about out FIRST DOCTOR
everyone forgot about Romani aka Solomon
3 weeks late but why isn’t Georgios mentioned to be one of the Wedding Photographers? He loves to take photos! Probably also the type to do the wackiest poses just to get the best shots!
I'm just saying it right now Shakespeare's the worst wingman because he's going to be in the corner writing how this first encounter with your date or significant other will end horribly
For me
Wingman-Parvarti (goddess of love plain and simple)
Housekeeping-Tamamo/Emiya (couldn't decide between them they're both awesome
Driver-Kintoki (cause he's a bro)
Pilot-Astolfo (cause well there's less danger if I ride his Hipphogryph)
Shopping Buddy-Medea (cause she's a proven housewife)
Telemarketer-Mata Hari (she knows her way around people)
Gym Trainer-Leonidas (he makes training interesting)
Personal Chef-Emiya (cause why not?)
Game Show Host-Nero (cause she's experienced)
Doctor-anyone but Nightingale!
Babysitter-Europa (after seeing her talk to Asterios I'm convinced she'd be better)
Waitress-Tamacat (nuff said)
Shootout-Billy the Kid (he'd take them out before they'd get another shot assuming we're not fighting other servants)
Mall Santa-Edison (he's a jolly dude and I'd let him talk to kids)
Fashion Designer-Carmilla (seeing her swimsuit design makes me confident she can make me look good)
Mechanic-Da Vinci (I like his/her quirks)
Dog Trainer-Salter (Caval II is proof of how good she is)
Plumber-Da Vinci (same answer)
Accountant-Sheba (do I really need say why?)
Lawer-Holmes (why do you think Sherlock?)
Circus Perfomer-Can't decide
Boss-Gilgamesh Caster (he's someone confident and knows his stuff)
Wedding Photograher-Arash (it's a lot less dangerous than being a suicide bomber)
DJ-Mozart (I mean come on who hasn't of this guy)
Tour Guide- Drake (she's been around and I can trust her to take the wheel)
Police Officer-Gallahad (his legends depict him as the ideal knight and I'm confident he can keep the peace)
Postal Worker-Jeanne (she loves cardboard boxes so she wouldn't mind being around them all the time 🤣)
P.S wow Liz really sucks at everything you've shown
*Wingman*
Best: Probably either Sigurd, Siegfried, Kintoki or Iskandar.
Worst: Lancelot (Saber). He might help you, but the next thing you know is that girl you were flirting with moments ago is suddenly making out with Lancelot after you came out of the bathroom.
*Housekeeper*
Best: Tam all the way!
Worst: Elizabeth Bathory.
*Driver*
Best: Artoria, and Medusa.
Worst: Irisviel. I'm afraid she'll get me killed someday if she drives.
*Pilot*
Best: Medusa assuming she doesn't kamikaze the fucking plane into her enemies.
Worst: Astolfo.
*Shopping Buddy*
Best: Cu or Medea
Worst: Elizabeth Bathory.
*Telemarketer*
Best: Strangely James Moriarty assuming he doesn't scam the customer.
Worst: Hans if he keeps insulting customers.
*Gym Trainer*
Best: Scahatch, Beowulf, Martha and Iskandar.
Worst: Caesar.
*Chef*
Best: Tam and Emiya.
Worst: Any knights of the Round Table.
*Gameshow Host*
Best: BB because I'm curious how insane it would get.
Worst: Kiara.
*Doctor*
Best: Ryougi Shiki
Worst: Black Beard.
*Babysitter*
Best: Tam, Jeanne, and both versions of Atalante.
Worst: Gilles
*Waiter/Waitress*
Best: Medea, Mash, Mata Hari.
Worst: Carmila, Kiara, and Jason.
*Shootout*
Best: Billy the Kid, and Francis Drake.
Worst: Kiyohime. She'll burn the place down.
*Mall Santa*
Best: James Moriarty would work especially with Fran (Saber) as an elf.
Worst: Tristan for being the biggest downer and would upset kids.
*Fashion Designer*
Best: Marie.
Worst: Elizabeth.
*Mechanic*
Best: Tesla, and Babbage.
Worst: No clue.
*Dog Trainer*
Best: Lobo
Worst: Mordred, and other servants who are cat people.
*Accountant*
Best: Sherlock
Worst: Penth
*Lawyer*
Best: Sherlock, and Moriarty
Worst: Carmila.
*Circus Performer*
Best: Mata Hari, and Artoria (Ruler)
Worst: Meph, and Gilles
*Boss*
Best: Shiki, Artoria, and maybe Rama.
Worst: Carmila, Medb, and Hijikata
*Wedding Photagrapher*
Best: Mash, and Atalante
Worst: Medb, and Kiara.
*DJ*
Best: Nobuzerker
Worst: Elizabeth when she's not singing for someone she cares about.
*Tour Guide*
Best: Enkidu, Ereshkigal or Medusa
Worst: BB.
*Sub Teacher*
Best: Chiron, Emiya, Kiara (Sex Ed, and someone must be watching her), Martha, and Beowulf
Worst: Medb or Cu Alter.
*Police Officer*
Best: Billy, James Moriarty (takes a criminal to know one), Kintoki (Rider), and Proto Arthur.
Worst: King Hassan, and Hijikata
*Postal Worker*
Best: Iskandar, and Artoria Alter
Worst: No Clue.
Asterios as tour guide XD
A pretty good list
On Mechanic, maybe Ishtar or Eresh on account of them having Rin as their host body
You guys completely forgot that Georgios would be an amazing wedding photographer
And in defense of Elizabeth, she’s a good singer as long as she’s singing for someone else, we see this in the third Halloween event
If reality tv game shows count then Carmilla. She'll basically make Total Drama look like Weenie Hut Jr.
Other jobs/assignments I would like to see for Fate Servants:
Drinking buddy, Bartender, Movie Director, Videogame Designer, Sports Commentator, Pet Sitter, School Principal
I can't believe you didn't mention Achilles for postal worker.
I believe Scathach would succeed at anything she does. Wisdom of Dun Scath is an amazing Skill
Brobeard would be a fun Wingman though, and so would Broskander and Bro Cu. CasGil as well.
Wingman
- Bedivere
Housekeeper
- Enkidu
Driver
- Iskander
Pilot
- Berserker Lancelot
Shopping Buddy
- Merlin
Telemarketer
- Arturia
Gym Trainer
- Leonidas
Personal Chef
- Bedivere
Game Show Host
- Kirei
Doctor
- Merlin
Babysitter
- Gawain
Waitress
- Astolfo
Shootout
- Billy the Kid
Mall Santa
- Iskander
Fashion Designer
- Diarmuid
Mechanic
- Emiya
Dog Trainer
- Cu Chulainn
Plumber
- Emiya
Accountant
- Edison
Lawyer
- Gil
Circus Performer
- Tristan
Boss
- Bedivere
Wedding Photographer
- Merlin
DJ
- Sieg
Tour Guide
- Arthur
Substitute Teacher
- Gawain
Police Officer
- Muramasa
Postal Worker
- Cu
Actually, during the mecha halloween we got to learn that Elizabeth actually sings really really well when she is dedicated to sing for someone else and not for her own enjoyment.
This is the wholesome content I sub for.
8:18 NOW I am imagining Astolfo as Joseph Joestar...
For shootout, I would say Billy the Kid cause he can kill the shooters before they even fire a round.
You should do more videos like this with your wife, it's a lot of fun. I smiling ear to ear and laughing all the way.
You videos never fail to amaze me good content has always
6:50 - I got reminded of little kuriboh: "stop startin' mate!"
So I was thinking for good roles for next video for you and your wife and I think I got a few: Best and worst barber
Biologist
Car Valet or anything related to a valet
Chemist
Dance Choreographer
Councilor
Crime scene worker
Demolition worker
Dentist
Real Estate worker
Firefighter
Hair Stylist
Hotel Receptionist or Hotel bodyguard
Hypnotizer
Journalist
Picking Locks
And on that category who would be the best and worst in Locksmithing
And I think that is all I can come up with on the spot. If you do make another one I would love to see one or maybe most of my ideas here. Love the video
OOOO I thought of some more
Paranormal Expert
Military Commander
Neurophysiologist
Swimmer
Private Tutor
The guys who go door to door either delivering products or say: Hey I come to sell so and so and then they give a presentation or something around those lines
Tattoo artist
I mean Gorgon would be a great sculptor her statues are so life like
I think Zerkerlot would be one of the best pilot candidates. Considering how he did well with f-15 against Gil
My first thought for doctor was Asclepius, the god of medicine himself.
A few ideas:
Good waiter/waitress: Mordred because in the 5th anniversary video she catches Fran after Fran trips over Fou and doesn't spill the drinks she is carrying. She also has charisma and a higher ranked endurance than Artoria who found out the hard way how exhausting being a waiter can be.
In a shoot out:
Good: Nightingale as Nightingale Pledge prevents any form of harm within its range.
Bad: Galahad. He could help, but he wouldn't.
Cops
In defense of the KotR, the Camalot singularity was abnormal behavior for most of them, in most situations most of them would work fine as cops.
Bad cop: summer Kiara. I don't think I need to explain this one.
I loved that bit too.
Iskandar would be bad at housekeeping....
He was. Waver was constantly picking up after him.
For myself,
Wingman- Best is Astolfo, he could just acknowledge your existence and others would immediately be interested, especially after they were shot down by him. Worst- Kiyohime, she would take your dates and you would never hear from them.
Shopping Buddy
- I would like to see how caster Gilgamesh sees innovated items in comparision to his prototypes
Telemarketer- Best would be caster Gilgamesh, he could assess how much someone need to know, and speak with regal authority.
Gym Trainer
- Best after Scathach would be Iskandar, since he like "admirable" effort. :] Worst is probably Jekyll, "No, I'm not taking any supplements, especially if you touched them."
Game Show Host
- Best would be Jekyll and Hyde, giving straight-lace commentary, until the peak when he switches to give and take in the manic energy.
Doctor
- Hans is my best choice, he would assess what you need, but would be blunt about it. Worst is probably nightingale, she would go to amputate if you went to her for anything you couldn't handle yourself.
Babysitter
- Same as you guys
Mall Santa- Best is honestly any pandorus, worst is Mephistopheles, "Don't tell him what you want!"
Dog Trainer
- Best is Scathach, worst is Lobo
Police Officer
- Saber Artoria is best with Lancer Artoria being the worst.
For a shootout situation, I would go with Kiritsugu. If it's a single shooter, he can slow down time and shoot them in the back, but if there were multiple shooters, he might be able to trick them into targeting each other.
Timestamps for your enjoyment:
Wingman- 1:19
Housekeeper- 4:08
Driver- 6:02
Pilot- 7:41
Shopping Buddy- 9:13
Telemarketer- 11:18
Gym Trainer- 13:04
Chef- 15:18
Game Show Host- 16:47
Doctor- 18:27
Babysitter- 19:50
Waitress- 21:00
Shootout- 21:55
Mall Santa- 23:27
Fashion Designer- 25:22
Mechanic- 26:51
Dog Trainer- 27:30
Plumber- 28:36
Accountant- 29:38
Lawyer- 30:54
Circus Performer- 31:58
Boss- 33:26
Wedding Photographer- 35:34
DJ- 36:15
Tour Guide- 37:02
Substitute Teacher- 37:53
Police Officer- 38:22
Postal Worker- 39:16
Enjoy! : )
Worst mechanic, I'd choose kiritsugu because I don't trust him enough not to put a bomb, good teacher Moriarty, as when he isn't scheming his is a professor so as long as he is not doing anything evil he can do it
Best photographer would be Georgios. Cleopatra's interlude explains this and his bond CE has some shots.
Also in fate/prototype it was mentioned that Arthur is actually both a great cook cuz he makes food for ayaka and loves food cuz manaka feeds him home cooked food
Sigurd would be a good shopping buddy since his glasses are just crystallized wisdom
Job - Best/Worst
WIngman - Cu/Diarmud
Housekeeper - Tamomo/Gil
Driver - Iskandar/Modred
Pilot - Artoria/Astolfo
Shopping buddy - Karna/Heracles
Telemarketer
- Gil/Hassan
Gym Trainer
- Scáthach/Ceasar
Personal Chef
- Emiya/Gilles
Game Show Host Nero/Lancelot
Doctor
- Tamomo/Astolfo
Babysitter
- Atalanta/Gilles
Waitress
- Cu/Astoldo
Shootout
- Mashu/Shahrazad
Mall Santa
- Nero/Gil
Fashion Designer
- Medea/Mesphis
Mechanic -
Emiya/Lancelot
Dog Trainer - Artoria/Taiga
Plumber
- Emiya/Modred
Accountant
- Sherlock/Heracles
Lawyer
- Sherlock/Elizabeth
Circus Performer
- Edison/Mephis
Boss
- Waver/King Hassan
Wedding Photographer - Merlin/Medusa
DJ
- Mozart/Nero
Tour Guide
- Francis/Astolfo
Substitute Teacher
- Cheron/Astolfo
Police Officer
- Lobo/Knights of the roundtable
Postal Worker - Karna/Astolfo
For Gym Teacher
Hear me out
Iskandar. He'd be so motivating by his charisma alone! Your fatigue would mean nothing with him on-board as your personal trainer.
For "Driving" I just thought to the Carnival Phantasm race
HOW DID THEY NOT MENTION MEDUSA'S A+ RIDING SKILL OR THE GIL GIL MACHINE
Wingman
Best: Sherlock. has a way with words and is a surprisingly good bro at times
Worst: Kintoki, dude is basically a ntr harem protagonist I swear...
Housekeeper
Best: Hundred faces Hassan. Get everything done in 10 seconds and you could make a business out of it. Don't get into a rivalry with the Amazoness business though...
Worst: Nightingale. Hope you like the smell, taste, and feel of sanitizer...
Driver
Best: Babbage. Transforms into a train. Vintage.
Worst: Passionlip. Literally unable to steer not to mention impossible to get inside anything...
Pilot
Best: Semiramis. Castle in the sky.
Worst: Mysterious Heroine X. Supposedly a good pilot but we've seen her crash at least 2 space ships...
Shopping Buddy
Best: Robinhood. Chill dude up for anything really.
Worst: Gilgamesh. What do you buy the king who has everything already?
Telemarketer
Best: Ceasar. He could convince people to buy a new phone, to talk to him about his product over the phone. That's just how good he is...
Worst: Lancelot berserker. "There's this lunatic on the phone shouting about an aardvark from an old cartoon and I'm not convinced it's not a prank..."
Gym Trainer
Best: Chiron. Literally trained like 3 greek heroes.
Worst: Penthesilea. I don't think 'quit' would be in her vocabulary, and I'm pretty sure greek and roman heroes work out at the gym often...
Personal Chef
Best: Tawara Tota. never need for food again.
Worst: JAlter. Burnt toast 3 times a day, 7 days a week, just to make it a point to not ever call her that again...
Game Show Host
Best: Nobu, Just crazy antics. Chaos is the best form of game show entertainment.
Worst: Fuma. Poor kid would turn scarlet and faint from the attention...
Doctor
Best: Irisviel. Mommy grail best healer.
Worst: Vlad. pretty sure he'd turn me into dinner...
Babysitter
Best: Sangzang. STORYTIME!
Worst: Kiara. Just the terrible things she'd be teaching them that they wouldn't understand would be hilarious.
Waitress
Best: D'eon. literally the best choice, even has a outfit for it.
Worst: Ibaraki. Pretty sure she'd just eat your food instead...
Shootout
Best: Napoleon. "Mine's bigger"
Worst: Chen Gong. Literally would use you as a human shield like a pawn for the king.
Mall Santa
Best: Benkei. The picture paints itself really
Worst: Melt. "you'll poke yer eye out kid."
Fashion Designer
Best: Marie. She would be perfect for knowing what looks good and what doesn't.
Worst: Abby. Cause she doesn't fucking wear any clothes...
Mechanic
Best: Helena. Uses tech beyond our understanding.
Worst: Spartacus. "MACHINE IS TYRANNY!" *Continues to use the method of hitting it till it works*
Dog Trainer
Best: Scathacth. She has prior experience...
Worst: Circe. Leave the dog, return to a piglet...
Plumber
Best: Altoria Alter. She's a maid, seems appropriate...
Worst: Jason. cause the shitter's where he fucking belongs
Accountant
Best: Cleopatra. Has to figure out how to put up with Caesar's shenanigans somehow while staying in the green.
Worst: Alstofo. Impulsive and would probably be a "Buy it now, sort it out later" kind of accountant.
Lawyer
Best: Soloman. Literally wrote the law.
Worst: Lu bu. I'm pretty sure murdering the judge wouldn't help...
Cicus Performer
Best: Quetzalcoatl. Could be both a ringmaster and performer with her moves and flair.
Worst: Elizabeth. Drive away ticket sales with her singing, or bring them in as a circus freak. But then you still have to listen to her sing so...
Boss
Best: Sherlock. That would be really cool especially as a mentor of sorts as he tends to become.
Worst: BB. NO, PLEASE, NO BULLI, MERCY
Wedding Photography
Best: Hokusai. Hand painted photo, unique experience
Worst: Bathsheba. The price gouging scheme would be more expensive than the rest of the wedding combined...
DJ
Best: Hans. I'm willing to bet he'd come up with some interesting tunes with his knowledge.
Worst: Tamo Cat. Scratching the record the wrong way...
Tour Guide
Best: Shuten. knows all the best party spots, duh.
Worst: Fran. Can't understand her, probably hasn't been to many places. Frans a good girl.
Substitute Teacher
Best: Da Vinci. The fun Substitute Teacher, Especially for Chemistry or Shop class.
Worst: Phantom of the opera. Music class substitute...and it's OPERA...
Police Officer
Best: Yan Qing. Sassyshin best undercover cop available.
Worst: Li Shuwen. "Whatsa nonlethal?"
Postal Worker
Best: Edison. Everything would be mass produced, automated, and efficient.
Worst: David. PR and HR nightmare waiting to happen with women answering the door or coworkers...
With jecklyn hyde would be a roll of the dice each time you enter
Hey man, Rice can be pretty sticky to get off. It makes good distraction
18:15 Hans would be best in a quiz-based game show, like Jeopardy or Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Where he'd utterly roast people who give wrong answers.
Imagine him on family feud.
@@otakudaikun Holy shit, that would be amazing.
Georgios is such a good photographer that pictures are his Bond CE
KIARA as telemarketer because of her sexy voice. Or shuten douji
33:05 well, he could turn into a dragon, and then give a good light show with fire breath. . .
Yan Qing deserves some love too
I think he’d be a great body guard, butler maybe, etc
*Wingman:
Best: Fran
Worst: Diarmuid (steals the ladies)
*Housekeeper:
Best: Tamamo
Worst: Taiga
*Driver:
Best: Medusa
Worst: Mordred
*Pilot:
Best: Achilles
Worst: Lancelot
*Shopping Buddy:
Best: Artoria
Worst: Heracles
*Telemarketer:
Best: Moriarty
Worst: Any berserkers that can't speak
*Gym Trainer:
Best: Scathach
Worst: BB (might rig the equipments)
*Personal Chef:
Best: Emiya
Worst: Gawain
*Game Show Host:
Best: Shakespeare
Worst: Gramps (can't really hype the crowd)
*Doctor:
Best: Nightingale (if not considering amputation)
Worst: Izo
*Babysitter:
Best: Atalante/Alter
Worst: Gilles
*Waitress:
Best: Danzo (Cute and efficient)
Worst: Maid Alter (might make customers submit)
*Shootout:
Best: Mashu
Worst: Scheherazade (Will run away)
*Mall Santa:
Best: Edison
Worst: Blackbeard (He's already on the naughty list)
*Fashion Designer:
Best: Marie
Worst: Cursed Arm (As Dai said: "Here, a cloak")
*Mechanic:
Best: Da Vinci
Worst: Rin
*Dog Trainer:
Best: Kintoki (Loves dogs)
Worst: Circe (will probably turn them to pigs)
*Plumber:
Best: Babbage
Worst: Tesla (will probably blow them up)
*Accountant:
Best: Sheba
Worst: Osakabehime (might use the funds to buy things)
*Lawyer:
Best: Holmes
Worst: Martha (Makes you confess no matter the circumstances)
*Circus Performer:
Best: Ryoma and Oryou
Worst: Andersen (Temper issues)
*Boss:
Best: Jeanne (Will always motivate you no matter the cercumstances.)
"Worst": Medb (I'd get a raise everynight, but that's if it's fictional senario ;D)
*Wedding Photographer
Best: Giorgios
Worst: Lobo (no hands)
*DJ
Best: Summer Nobu
Worst: Eli
*Tour Guide:
Best: Sanzang
Worst: Astolfo (chance to go off the topic)
*Substitute Teacher:
Best: Waver
Worst: Kiara (too into sex ed, will probably demonstrate on the spot)
*Police Officer:
Best: MHXX
Worst: Kiritsugu
*Postal Worker:
Best: Valkyrie
Worst: Amakusa (might make it into a religious mission instead of delivery)
39:50 This is why we need the King of Christmas, Santa Gil!
Emiya is good for a surprising amount of these. He really is chaldea's mon
I was watching this during a zoom class and I regret nothing
Lawyer? Moriarty. Unless your against holmes then he's got an out for you.
30:48 the image i get to mind when thinking about heracles in a suit doing stuff like that would be armstrong from metal gear rising xD pretty much 99% muscles 1% suit XD
For Telemarketer anyone with Charisma can probably be damn good at it.
For shopping I’ll choose Gil. That dude has infinite money
I thing caster Gilgamesh would be pretty good boss.
Wingman? Cu hands down. Remember that coffee scene in Ataraxia with Caster?
Wingman
best: Cu bro, the OG wingman of Fate, always save a girl but never steal a girl
worst: David, asking random girls if they're his wives
Housekeeper
best: Tamamos with their skills and dreams, tho Eli did a good job in Extella too
worst: Heracles, there was once a spider in a house, then there was no house
Driver
best: Bedi would make a great chauffer
worst: Spartacus, ROADS AND LIGHTS ARE OPPRESSION!
Pilot
best: Ryouma, even in the worst-case Oryou-san will save you all. And you'll even get frogs for free
worst: Zerkerlot, he'll fly everything, but you don't want to stick for the landing
Shopping Buddy
best: Gilgamesh if he likes you, got the style, you don't have to worry about carrying anything, and you can always borrow money if you're short on it
worst: Medb, you'd buy only things for her, not for yourself
Telemarketer
best: Caesar, he'd talk penguins into buying a fridge and Bedouins into new heaters
worst: any non-talking Berserker
Gym Trainer
best: Leonidas, training and healthy lifestyle advice
worst: BB, designs a training plan that will most likely kill you
Personal Chef
best: EMIYA, not much to say here, everyone knows why, also Beni
worst: Semiramis or Serenity, unless you're immune to poison
Game Show Host
best: Jaguar Man and Rasputin, they already did a great job in Carnival Phantasm, otherwise Gilles and his COOOOL
worst: Nero and Liz, every time camera would be on them they'd try to sing, scaring or killing the audience
Doctor
best: I can't believe you didn't mention Medea Lily or Iri there!
worst: Jack stabby time
Babysitter
best: Yup, Nyanta wins that
worst: any kid servant that need babysitter themselves, also Gilles
Waitress
best: Nito and army of Medjeds, but you can't point her to rude customers, she's too precious
worst: Semiramis, spikes and poison again
Shootout
best: Francis "bold of you to bring guns against an armada" Drake
worst: Anrja Mainyu, he'll die trying to help, and then you'll die too
Mall Santa
best: little skinny, but Karna with his white skin like from the North Pole and great with kids
worst: Anrja Mainyu, you don't want to talk about killing and dying around kids
Fashion Designer
best: Vlad, he'll even knit it for you
worst: Lobo, dogs don't wear clothes, while even Spartacus can be someone's kink
Mechanic
best: basically anyone that worked on cars in Ishtar's race
worst: Mephisto, even if somehow get your car back, it'll be rigged with explosives
Dog Trainer
best: Shishou has experience in that field, just saying
worst: Nyanta Alter as she's the most aggressive cat in Chaldea
Plumber
best: Avicebron and mini golems, let that sink in (and mini golems into the sink)
worst: Tama Cat, sleeps on the job, hates water, will clog other things with her fur
Accountant
best: Babbage, computes everything in his head, can also advise you how to save on energy bill
worst: Sheba, when you find buying 20 camels put into essential expenses
Lawyer
best: Ceasar again, he'll always find a loophole to save you
worst: Martha, she will make you immediately confess and repent, even things that are not related to the case
Circus Performer
best: Yan Qing changing his face and doing acrobatics
worst: Nitocris, she immediately hid because she's embarrassed
Boss
best: Caster Gil, he'll work you hard, but never too hard and he cares about his workers
worst: Avicebron - What do you mean humans can't work 24 hours a day? My golems sure can.
Wedding Photographer
best: Georgios' hobby is photography, it's a job made for him
worst: Medb doing selfies instead of wedding photos
DJ
best: since Amadeus and Salieri were already mentioned, Merlin as an Internet idol should know a thing or two
worst: nothing comes close to Liz and Nero
Tour Guide
best: Shakespear, he'd make even the most boring exposition great with a bit of drama
worst: Sanzang would actually get lost while leading the tour
Substitute Teacher
best: Broskandar teaching kids geography, macedonian tactics and to follow their dream, also Waver being the best teacher in general
worst: Blackbeard teaching kids things they are clearly to young to learn
Police Officer
best: Mysterious Heroine XX, the best galactic cop we'll ever get!
worst: King Hassan, 0 arrests, 100% lethality on the job
Postal Worker
best: Kiritsugu, Time Alter - Double Accel to deliver the goods right when you order them
worst: Ibaraki, lost the package, will still make you pay for it
Phew, that was a lot of work, and for you who's reading it some scrolling, let's both take a break
I'm surprised they didn't bring up Medusa as best Driver.
she's got RIding skill A+ guys, i mean she could ride a granny bike at speeds to surpass both RIn/Archer *AND* GIlgamesh on his motorcycle. not to mention she drove a van DOWN A MOUNTAIN. (or was it up the mountain...) and got them all to illya's castle **SAFELY**