I was rooting for the romantic couple igniting their love for eachother. Then they roasted poor Bud "alive" in the oven. Such disrespect to the guy whom was responsible for saving their relationship. Such terrible rudeness.
@@kyle_epic Yeah. Get him piss drunk on red wine, at least. Then he would have his last drink and the wine will act as a marinade. They just need to remember to put him in a proper roasting pan so that when the wine escapes his head it will fill the container and act as a wine bath.
What a terrifying premise! I'm gonna go check my fridge and make sure the heads are all actually dead. I'm using new head people, and I don't really trust them yet.
Dw this normally doesn't happen if you keep the head cold, but if you keep the fridge open for to long then it's possible that that happens. But dw it means that the head is still fresh and you can still just bake it and eat it
My advice is poke em with a fork. If they yelp they're PLAYING dead. I figured that one out by accident one day and now I take a fork or a pen with me when I meet my head people.
@@kimicappiello5480 but good news if you didn't know already: volume 4 just came out a while ago! Although it'll take a while for mrcreepypasta to record the audiobook. And Jack just posted on his blog about a comic book adaptation :)
I LOVED this story lol. It was unsettling, dark, unique, and most importantly, unpredictable! I had NO idea where this story was going to go; just twist, after twist, after twist, and it wasn't overbearing. Honestly a breath of fresh air. It set its tone from the beginning and only got wilder from there. This has to be up there with "Tales from the Gas Station" for me. I hope to hear more like this one. :)
So Bud helped them get back together, and they repay him by cooking and eating him?! Not to mention the boyfriend does a complete 180 and just goes along with said eating of the head?!
“Don’t you think you’re taking things a little fast?” It’s at that point I would’ve noped the fuck out of there, if for some reason I hadn’t already after seeing the head.
The fuck did I just listen to? The things that bug me are 1, this guy really convinced her to do what he had a problem with. 2, the law was never brought up. 3, there is a difference between love and lust.
I'm trying so hard not to cackle at how funny this is. I absolutely love dark humor and this absolutely tops the fucking cake! "Chicken Jesus" had me rolling on the floor.
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Obvious questions aside, why the head. I mean, if you’re going for a cut of meat, you’d for some meat. The head is mostly skin and bone. The exceptions being the nose, eyes, tongue, and brain, and the only items that sound even remotely appetizing are the tongue (probably tough, but maybe good for grilling or broiling) and the eyes (which might be something similar to duck confit). Everything else would just be wasted, and, unless you’d pay more for the specific cuts rather than buying the head in bulk and doing it yourself, I really don’t know why you wouldn’t just buy the items separately or get a different item (arm, leg, butt).
“So, do anything interesting today?” “I learned a lesson about accepting each other’s differences and compromising to make a relationship work, from a severed head.” “Come again?” “Hungry?”
Relationships are about a common goal not about accepting individualistic aspects of either partner for the sake of vompromise or mutual benefit Individualism itself makes a relationships into a loose union not a unified whole.
That was so wrong but sooooooo dimmed funny. I can't wait to share this one. Hope we get to hear more stories from this author. MCP, job well done, as usual.
I was rooting for the romantic couple igniting their love for eachother. Then they roasted poor Bud "alive" in the oven. Such disrespect to the guy whom was responsible for saving their relationship. Such terrible rudeness.
Should’ve at least killed him first
Whatcha gonna do? Keep your head friend who’s kinda a jerk and just doesn’t wanna be cooked
I mean at least give him a good send off before cooking him!
@@kyle_epic Yeah. Get him piss drunk on red wine, at least. Then he would have his last drink and the wine will act as a marinade. They just need to remember to put him in a proper roasting pan so that when the wine escapes his head it will fill the container and act as a wine bath.
What a terrifying premise! I'm gonna go check my fridge and make sure the heads are all actually dead. I'm using new head people, and I don't really trust them yet.
Finding a good head guy is tough, especially in this economy.
Dw this normally doesn't happen if you keep the head cold, but if you keep the fridge open for to long then it's possible that that happens. But dw it means that the head is still fresh and you can still just bake it and eat it
My advice is poke em with a fork. If they yelp they're PLAYING dead. I figured that one out by accident one day and now I take a fork or a pen with me when I meet my head people.
I haven't laughed this hard at a MCP narration since Tales from the Gas station keep up the great work Mrcreepypasta
I miss Jerry...
@@kimicappiello5480 don't we all
@@kimicappiello5480 but good news if you didn't know already: volume 4 just came out a while ago! Although it'll take a while for mrcreepypasta to record the audiobook. And Jack just posted on his blog about a comic book adaptation :)
@@mansikkapoika I did not know! And I can't wait to hear it narrated! Thank you! 🥰
That is a great story, I couldn't stop laughing. Thank you Vincent and MCP. That just made my day.
same 😂
This is why I always sew the mouths shut. Also, buy free range, cruelty free, severed heads at my local CVS.
Good advice...good advice
Ewe, you buy food from CVS?
Hahaha😐😐
Ugh, a free-range guy? Some people are just so picky about their heads these days😐
Bud got done dirty lmao
This story was perfect. Mr. Creepypasta never fails to please.
"You think I'm funny?"
"I'm having a hard time believing that too"
I love this story
RIP Bud… They didn’t deserve you.
Mike and Ellen: a talking head?
Jack Townsend: first time?
So darkly funny. Love this MCP, Vincent and all the authors!!
Leave it to Vincent to make a perfect horror-comedy, and MCP to give it perfect voice. This thing is gold, I've listened to it so many times
Gotta say, this story made me laugh more than I thought it should. "Chicken Jesus" got me pretty good.
It was like a dream where you're in it and you're trying to explain a situation logically when you really can't and just giving into the dream
45 minutes for a head to cook?! I’d have expected way longer.
Poor Bud, dude was chill.
“Slowroasting peckers in my crockpot!” I lost my shit!!! This was excellent! Great job as usual MCP 😀👍🏻
"AAHHHhhhhh" Bud said. 🤣
I have no idea what I just listened to but I think it made all four Chaos Gods happy.
RIP Bud a true homie, Fly high brother.
I LOVED this story lol. It was unsettling, dark, unique, and most importantly, unpredictable! I had NO idea where this story was going to go; just twist, after twist, after twist, and it wasn't overbearing. Honestly a breath of fresh air. It set its tone from the beginning and only got wilder from there. This has to be up there with "Tales from the Gas Station" for me. I hope to hear more like this one. :)
Agreed! I really liked this one a lot, the perfect mix of horror and comedy :)
Looks like M Night Shayamalan has some competition.
RIP Bud. His short life will not be forgotten...
"DO YOU THINK I JUST POINT HIM OUT TO MY HEAD PEOPLE??!!"this is one of the most f***** up funniest things I think I've ever heard
This sounds like a Paladin that just found out the Druid is a Cannibal
"This just makes me think this isn't your first head...."
"I've *head* a few"
Amazing
So Bud helped them get back together, and they repay him by cooking and eating him?! Not to mention the boyfriend does a complete 180 and just goes along with said eating of the head?!
i lost it when he made the whole foods joke... legit haven't laughed that hard in a while
That was spectacular and funny. Truly a masterpiece.
CARRLL
What I have no idea who that is
Carroll that kills people
that is what their convo reminded me of lmfao.
“Don’t you think you’re taking things a little fast?”
It’s at that point I would’ve noped the fuck out of there, if for some reason I hadn’t already after seeing the head.
"Kill me-"
"Later."
This one was so good and weird and funny, loved it!
This was awesome! Props to Vincent and MCP
Vincent never fails to amaze me.
The fuck did I just listen to? The things that bug me are 1, this guy really convinced her to do what he had a problem with. 2, the law was never brought up. 3, there is a difference between love and lust.
sheesh. im excited man. keep up the good work man honestly one of my favorite youtubers. just put on some of your videos while I game or do work.
For a very brief split second I thought that was a Weepinbell in the thumbnail, lol.
I wasn’t expecting this?!
I'm trying so hard not to cackle at how funny this is. I absolutely love dark humor and this absolutely tops the fucking cake! "Chicken Jesus" had me rolling on the floor.
Yes!! That horror anthology “Shattered & Splintered” includes some of my favorite indie horror writers!!
This is absolutely hysterical
OK, but the grossest thing in her fridge was the miracle whip.
Hey guys! I wrote this. This story is part of an anthology of 20 authors. 100% of the royalties go to benefit first responders. You can pick up the book here:
aeapress.com/shattered-splintered/
So great!!! You brilliant bas... Ok, keep it G rated... Excellent just fantastic. Keep'em coming.
@@krishaskin8809 glad you like!
You're an amazing author. Love your Favor for a favor.
I truly enjoyed that great job!
Should of known It was VVC!
Great work man!
“4 will come out….eventually” 👀 I know you’re a busy man but I’m so excited for this!
I love this story. It’s so far out, but hilarious all the same.
Wacth the santa clarita diet
Geez, Mike gives a whole new meaning to “desperate.” Haha, this made me giggle.
*Head:* "Kill me."
*Ellen:* "Later..."
This is the best one yet 😂 thank you! I haven’t been feeling well today and this gave me a laugh I needed. ☺️
Obvious questions aside, why the head. I mean, if you’re going for a cut of meat, you’d for some meat. The head is mostly skin and bone. The exceptions being the nose, eyes, tongue, and brain, and the only items that sound even remotely appetizing are the tongue (probably tough, but maybe good for grilling or broiling) and the eyes (which might be something similar to duck confit). Everything else would just be wasted, and, unless you’d pay more for the specific cuts rather than buying the head in bulk and doing it yourself, I really don’t know why you wouldn’t just buy the items separately or get a different item (arm, leg, butt).
Bro are you really debating the BEST PART OF A HUMAN TO EAT
This reminds me of the series Sherlock S1 E3 at 3:24 when John finds a head in the fridge
Just starting it. Wish I could have really caught it live. Looking forward to it!
That was an unexpected turn of events.
“So, do anything interesting today?”
“I learned a lesson about accepting each other’s differences and compromising to make a relationship work, from a severed head.”
“Come again?”
“Hungry?”
This was so darkly hilariously wonderful. Perfect story, well written and magnificently narrated.
Man, they did bud dirty.
She had me at "more than 0%". Good point.
This is hilarious! It reminds me of the whole Gary situation in Santa Clarita Diet. 😂
(wipes away a tear) oh....true love.
For some reason, all I can think of is Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Medic" video.
I enjoyed this so freaking much!!! Thank you! :)
Ahhhh I'm so mad at them! I wanted a whole anthology of these three 😂
Same 😭
This is the absolute best!!! The rhetoric is epic!!
Relationships are about a common goal not about accepting individualistic aspects of either partner for the sake of vompromise or mutual benefit Individualism itself makes a relationships into a loose union not a unified whole.
Well that was different. Loved it!!
That was... AMAZING!!!
This was not what I was expecting but I loved every second
That was honestly fantastic 😂😂 10/10
This is creepy and hilarious! Love it. More funny creepypastas, please.
That. Was. Amazing.
I could not stop laughing 😆 That was a great story
"Time for round two" Mike said
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Bud said
Killed me man.
That was so wrong but sooooooo dimmed funny. I can't wait to share this one. Hope we get to hear more stories from this author. MCP, job well done, as usual.
Rest in peace, Bud the Studmuffin.
I love this story!!
I just woke up from a nap and this 13:36 was the first thing I heard when regaining consciousness, lol.
I think it would be more appropriate to refer to this as a comedic pasta.
I think the author accidentally got some horror in their comedy sketch. Loved this one lol
This is amazing, one of my new favourites
Well this one was a fucking trip
Damn, rip Bud. So disrespectful
All im saying is if stud muffin had just said "nah, eating heads is fucked up" he would still be ali... well, not cooked i guess
What a nice couple doing the talking head the service of getting baked 😆
Okay, this one went hard
"I don't source my heads, do you source your eggs, Mr. Ethical Consumption??" Died with this one
This is not where I thought this story was going but I love it, horrifically hilarious!
This creepsmcfunnypasta is goated
I like this one more than most, ,and I LOVE them all!
She was almost convincing lol this was good.
Lol! That was amazing I was crying on the way home, from laughing so hard. I bet people thought I was crazy! Thank you for the laugh!
what a trip XD. I loved this story... please more of this couple!
This was the greatest yet 😂
The doubling down and defending his pride just sent me into a laughing fit, holy shit that was too funny 🤣💀
So funny 😂 chicken Jesus! Really made my day, been a rough one and the dopamine was needed!
I knew this story was HEADing a different direction
Gotta love these funny ones. Poor bud😂
I'm just a little more than half way through this video and I'm dead!!!! This is so good
This was beautiful
Note to self be careful giving relationship advice, its 2 vs 1 in a dog eat dog world.
Great story Mr.creepypasta.
out of all of this, the bodieless head was still the victim.
This was fire!