rEalLy unhelpful guide to BTS
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- Опубликовано: 18 дек 2017
- well that video probably didn't help you
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everything is this video is a joke don't take nothing seriously lol ♡
that was really unhelpful guide to bts ma boys !
some of the videos i used:
-[BANGTAN BOMB] Hobi's self camera Diary - BTS (방탄소년)
• [BANGTAN BOMB] Hobi's ...
-Flinch w_ BTS
• Flinch w/ BTS
-[BANGTAN BOMB] Eye contact with j-hope just for 10 seconds - BTS (방탄소년단)
• [BANGTAN BOMB] Eye con...
-[BANGTAN BOMB] V's Dream came true - 'His Cypher pt.3 Solo Stage' - BTS (방탄소년)
• [BANGTAN BOMB] V's Dre...
-[BANGTAN BOMB] 'Blood Sweat & Tears' 2nd Win @ Music Bank - BTS (방탄소년단)
• [BANGTAN BOMB] 'Blood ...
song that i used:
-BTS (방탄소년단) 'MIC Drop (Steve Aoki Remix)' Official MV
• BTS (방탄소년단) 'MIC Drop ...
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I bet somebody actually thought suga is the main vocalist
alliyanáhh msp he can be tho 😂😂
Lmao
Lmao
My friend said he's a vocalist and my other friend killed her lol
Jungkook: *Am I a joke to you?*
i pity anyone who actually wanted to learn the members
ikr
ikr. I sent this to my friend before watching and her exact words "is sugar a good singer?" I choked tbh
RIP NEW ARMYS
lmao, on the contrary, this actually really fucking helped 😂
Sophie yep!
Imagine someone who knows nothing about bts watching a video like this to learn about them and believing it
well well well guess someone's in for a surprise
I'm gonna recommend this to my friends who don't know about them and watch their precious expressions 😂😇
Yeaa
Me
Ikr
when you've been stanning them for years but you just need the memes
Me Irl: *chill about the comment* sure
Me Online: *so confident lmao* yE mAn! i nEeD tO fEeD mY mEmE aDdIcTiOn
Jin: -got the most lines
Me: * cries inwardly *
same girl,same :(
ahhhh same
Goldie it’s okay, someday it’ll be *Jinhit* instead and he’ll also rule the world
Krista Williams and make hobi fall in love with meh!
*HDUCNJCNJ2* Im sorry
@@ashsharlay860810 stop it. We dont own them.
i realized that jin had the shortest time in this video
*holyshit*
I'm HURT
damn
This person missed a lot of good material with Jin, being honest
Didn’t Jungkook had shortest time?
Bts stands for
Behind the scenes
Dead
Taehyung's Gucci bag No it stands for Born To Slay
ILOVE BTS it’s a joke 😂🤣
@@loooviess9678 Ohh 👌👌👌👌👌
oh, i thought it was barry’s toilet service.
Nope its Back To School
XD
When he said Jimin is the tallest guy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
jimin be like: namjoon hyung-ah. where are you? I can't see you. and jungkook...I can't bend down all the way to find you. just come in front of my eyes.
LMFAO
@@jiminishope5165 lmfaoo
WTF HAHAHAHA LMAO Y'ALL MEAN HAHAHA 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭
man this guide is so....................
UNBELIBUBBLE 😂😂😂
Haha world wide funny guy
*insert jin’s windshield wiper laugh*
LMAOOOOOO
I can't breathe lmao 😂
I uctually enede up laughing. The fact that his jokes are not funny makes them funny
I feel bad for all the new armys
same
My friend really believed this :D
Lol Mee too
Same😒😒
Lol me too
3 Rappers : Rm,Suga&JHope
3 Singers : Jimin,Jin,V
A Bit Of Both : Jungkook
Only the OGs remember when he rapped.
Hoseok(J-hope) can sing
Yeah he would be vocalist but taehyung came and he became reper something like that
.......
@@viviajohnson1822 OMG YES
@@stantxtlosers I think she meant Jhope
*Justin Bieber said he listens to Jungkook's covers*
Baby is already in another level I'm cryin
Really?! Omg when???
In Jin' s part you forgot that he isn't worldwide handsome at all...
oh shit you right
nojamesquad HAHAHAHAHA
And that his shoulders are very small
Mint Yoongi yes, tiny
*he’s worldwide ugly*
I really dont get it... Why would they give Jin the least lines when he has a *GOLDEN ANGEL VOICE?!*
tell bighit the true
THEY NEED TO KNOW
I agree they need to give jin more lines he is MEH BIAS FOR GODS SAKE
Dopest unhelpful guide to bts *EVER* .
One time I said rat monster instead of rap monster I'm-
OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂
Oof my dude
I shouldn’t be laughing at this
A friend of mine said rape monster 😂😂😂
At very very very veryyyyy first time of bts for me ,I thought he's name is actually Red monster😂😂
*this won’t be confusing st all for new armys they will get it*
i hope so lol
T C same sis
as a new army i can assure you i still don’t have a clue but it’s ok bc L O O K A T T H E M
kaarentea 4 rappers and 3 singers?? Ya I guess you are right.
i love how most of the views are from people who do not need a guide to bts
case this is army lol
Lmao
😂 Lmao
Definition of ever member :
Kim seokJin:
More like banana seok.
Mom of bts.
Min yoongi:
#1 fanboy of Jhope.
Jung hoseok:
I HATE SNAKEU man.
Kim namjoon:
Mr. Destructive
Park Jimin:
Lil mochi
Kim taehyung:
Mr. Deep voice
He got voice lower than ma grades
Jeon jungkook:
#1 fanboy of Justin Bieber uwu
*And I'm here be like "V still got a voice higher than my grades🙂"*
Wow this helped me a lot, I always thought there were 8 members...
Jin, Suga, Hobi, Rm, Jimin, V, Jk and Taehyung
Jae Playz SAME LMFAO
@@yumiaffirmations7083 this better be a joke istg
honeyseok Ik now lol
@ItzWise no shit sherlock. They were joking
You made me Confused at the first look at it lol
*JIN RAPS JUST LIKE JAY-Z*
OHMYGAWD
OHMYGOD
I COULD H E A R THIS COMMENT
Kookies Cremé ISTG I READ EVERY MEME OF THEM IN THE ORIGINAL WAY THAT THEY SAID IT... BTS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME 😂
+F L O W E R Seokjin THEY'VE RUINED OUR LIFE.. IN A GOOD WAY
Kookies Cremé IN THE *BEST* WAY
"I HATE SNAKEU"
Jimin's shiteu I can relate....I hate 🐍eu
lol
Jimin's shiteu are u serious bro?
*camera*
Hyung line:
Jungkook : oldest brother
Taehyung : unbothered king
Jimin: God of destruction
Maknae line:
Rm : dance machine
Jhope : mochi
Suga : weird alien
Jin : golden maknae
I would've been Hella confused if I had watched this a few months ago before becoming an ARMY 😂😂😂
This is actually very helpful
*JOKING*
Im not even a new army but I still watch this
Fanithearmy lmao same
Same
Same lol
tip : new army's this is the best video for u to watch 200% correct with everything
;) everything here is true
Yes 101% true.i recommend
Damn I did not get the joke
Samantha Garcia ...
Jaemin and Jeno as ur profile pic ❤️❤️
Imagine if someone actually took this seriously. XD XD XD
Jungkook :
-golden maknae
-bunny
-funny
-strong
-doesn’t respone to texts
-because he said he doesn’t have
BTS means buy the merch
omg lol im cryingg
Samee
Don't you mean BTS means Bois That Mother Fucking Slayyyyyy
Lmaooo they are fucking hot
Samantha Garcia ..... it’s a joke
"Jimin the tallest" lmao I am dying u have a new sub!!
glad u liked it
@@nojamesquad6616 even I am subbing your channel NOW
You forgot to say that RM is never done with bts...
I think suga is the best singer out of the group. Don’t you?
Jimin you got no jams yea he's my fave singer in the band...so talented
_kay Min_ ye aNd Jin is my fav rapper
Definitely. And Taehyung is the best rapper on this planet. EMINEM, DRAKE, CARDI B WHO??
I was so fucking confused for a second lmao
;))
Hip & Cool Nickelodeon Executive same lol 😂😂
Ahaha who wasnt
Banana Jin omg same xd
Banana Jin lmao me too
I was always too scared to Google how much TaeTae spent on Gucci but oH MY GOD THEY'RE RICH
TRUE
Jin's jokes are actually really funny because of how bad it is 😂😂
It's the akwardness of noone laughing that i like 😂
New army: there are four rappers
Me: ummm really? Oky who
New army: jin, jimin, jungkook and v
Me: ummm that is not right
New army: and there are 3 voclists
Me: let me guess, rm, suga and j hope
New army: yessss
Me: what did you watch to get this totallty inccorect information?
New army.: ......ummmmmm * points to this videp
Me: ......BAHhahhahahahaha gurl you went to a good youtube channel, the problem is that she perposly put some wrong information😂
1:54 FLOWER HOBI IS SO ADORABLE I'M WHEEZING HALP
yeshhhh
NEVER SHOW THIS TO NEW ARMY'S 😂😂😂
why this is 10000000000000% true ;) ;)
When the intro said that the 4 rappers are the vocal line and the 3 vocal are the rap line. I was like, "What am I watching again?"
*sees title*
"Oh right. The unhelpful guide. Nice. 😂😂😂
This is y i subscribed lol
And btw people who actually wanted to learn about bts everything in this is the opposite of reality
When Tae was raping cypher and suga interrupted, you can see JHope telling suga to do it a couple seconds ago lmao
omg lmao how i didn't notice that
why would he rape cypher pt 4 I feel so bad
Renee Yeung Ohh ya I notice and Suga was like just let him rap first ill rap after him..
I want to inform you that you said Taehyung raped Cypher...
Japanese Rose lol omg 😂😂😂
Such a good video and channel with no subs ... What the heck ... U have such good videos
thanks you ❤❤
I was thinking the same thing!!
Omg
I was watching this while eating pasta and I almost puked, it's so funny 😂😂😂
P A S T A pasta! And P I Z Z A pizza! WOW
Video: playing
Me: laughs while sipping my CapriSun
The most aggressive dab i have ever seen lol
YAS
nojamesquad ikrrr 💝💝
Mixer Army!!!!!!!!!!!
*BALEGDEH*
I was confused at the beginning. "4 rappers". I'm like what? But then I watched the rest of the video and I remembered the title.
;))
Oh and you earned a new sub!
thank u so much ily
Samee
Lol
*You should make J-hope the king of high notes because of his screaming😂*
Jin
-Got the most lines
Me: I'm so happy for you *sniff*
i feel sorry for whoever actually believes this 😂 // this video is gold
Almighty RM • , ikr 😂 like army is so extra so all those videos of * guide to bts * are like jokes ... Pity those newbies , dunno which is true 😂
I like how they're talented gorgeous popstars, and then they're adorkable idiots that do the dumbest things but we love them anyways and then again they're charismatic af and basically memelords so, they got it a l l
I bet you more than half of us watching this have been stanning for fOrEvEr
Jungkook is actually the oldest....
jhope is what keeps me living
same
You can't stop J-hope and his love for snakes
;)))
This is the most HELPFUL AND TRUTH guide!
This gurl knows the fAcTs! XD
When it said *accidents* admit it we all laughed even before it showed us Jimin🤣🤣
J-hope- "i can play an instrument!" Bts- "lets hear it!" J-hope- " **plays it in his nose**" bts- "OOO!!" 8:25
The sarcasm is great.
glad u liked it ;)
When it came on Jimin my first guess was- tallest member😂😂
I got it
50% know the joke
20% getting mad
10% believe the video
What’s a mess of a group😂😂I love them
same
nobody is gonna talk about how- nvm ill show u
jungcock: “international playboy!”
namjoon: “ *thats my boy!* “
PROUD DADDY
um dad
sorry bye
Nearly cried when you showed jins line distribution
ily noJaMsSquAd
and i think namjoon's dream came true, he finally transformed into Ryan.
C:
THE SARCASM IS AMAZING
THANK U
Lol u are more sarcastic than my school teachers lols
I’m just waiting for this channel to blow up 😂😂
ily ❤❤
“Jin gets the most lines”
Jin: **cries in Korean**
b-boys
t-that
s-slay
This is amazing. Like i never knew suga was a singer and jimin was a rapper😂
everyday you learn new things ;)
nojamesquad 😂😂😂😂
they’re the *best* in their league
F L O W E R Seokjin 😂😂
Um... have you guys seen the performance where they both rapped? Jimin actually can rap REALLY well when he puts in effort
TAETAE THE BEST RAPPER
who is august d? i only know tae
wow awesome i know more about bts now
x moonxstar , if you believe this crap, then you are not a ARMY 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
The jin part made me want to cry die and cry some more
Thank you this was very helpful fellow army
YOU WELCOME
suga screaming "ARMY" is my aesthetic
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I thought BTS stood for Beyond the Scene
Oh my god Suga’s part literally rekted me XD
wow! this is so useful! thank you so much, this has made me understand bts much more. i'm sure plenty of people have learnt so much more thanks to this video.
GIVE JIN LINESSS
amen
Jin u got no lines
But in their new album 'Face Yourself' Jin got lines!!!
This was SO funny though I sincerely hope a brand new ARMY doesn’t find this and think it’s all accurate. The only correct info was the names and j-hoooooope!
lol true
and same
glad u liked it
Lmao 😂I laughed so hard when it showed line distributions and Jin had fucking 4 seconds but I also felt really bad😂😂😭
Friend: what is BTS
Me:.....
Me: we can't be friends anymore
INTERNATIONAL PLAY BOI!!!
this is art
thank u :,)
See THIS is the type of crack head content I signed up for!
Also.. hoseok is "24/7 clam".. I will never stop invisioning what could be ahahahaha 💜💜💜
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IVE SEEN U JUST MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE . U MY DEAR JUST MELTED ME
I was triggered for a moment but I'm good now
yay i guess
7:12 Lowkey me on hobi's birthday bc no one around me at home likes kpop and knows about it. Nuff said
Gaming Girl lol sameish I got my cousin and uncle into it!
Gaming Girl JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Gaming Girl SAME
YEAH!!!!! this is very a veryyyy *HELPFUL* guide ;) good job btw
THIS IS GOLD !!
7:45
Me tryin to get da feels before singing a kpop song but ending up like-
same omg im dead
Relating so much here
why don't you have more subscribers????
ily
Your a life saver! I understand them way better now. Finally an accurate guide!
Literally me:
Vid: Next, Jimin
Me: Don’t say his tall or I will...
Vid: the tallest member
Me: fking loses it XD
I CANT BREATHE AND ITS PAINFUL TO LAUGH BUT THIS IS KILLING ME ITS SO FUNNY
glad u liked it
but of course how jhope annoyed rm and suga was sometimes the ways on how i annoy my classmates
ok like bruh i love your content notifs on and subscribed
I love this type of videos
for Jimin you forgot that has jams(sarcasm)
oh shit lol
Jin actually is a good dancer tho...
everything in this video is a joke
he is really an amazing dancer
Wow this is such a helpful guide thank you 💕 so accurate hueehueheu
MY DAY WAS LITERALLY MADE 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000× BETTER OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO !