* lad your all enjoying, been away for a bit i know but finished uni soon for the summer so hopefully more to follow! Put your stories bellow for a chance to have them in the next episode! ❤️🏴*
This was over due here is one of mine. "Did you know that if a service dog comes to you it means that the owner is in trouble?". "Finally a new victim I think as i followed the dog and pull out my combat knife."
I've missed these!! Here's one of mine!! "She stared at the positive pregnancy test with trembling hands, not knowing whether she felt more scared or confused. All of the men on earth had abruptly vanished into thin air two years ago."
Anyway, here’s my two-sentence horror story: “Growing up using websites like Neopets and MySpace, my parents were dead serious about me being careful about internet predators. I bet they never expected those same sites to become my favorite hunting grounds decades later.”
This is a high IQ one so you might need to read it over two or three times I went to this haunted house with two of my best friends to test out the theory that it erases your memory. We recollected the information and the two of us walked out disappointed when you realized that nothing happened.
I almost managed to literally dodge the bullet. Almost but not quite enough to avoid being paralyzed from the neck down due to the spinal cord damage. -Now that's horror!
Thank you so much for using one of my stories! I have another one for you. 'The woman walked into her foster son's room, having heard her husband leave it. She glared at the sobbing boy "Keep it down next time you brat.".'
I've got one I wanna try ^^ *_"Growing up as a clumsy kid, I would always get scrapes and scabs on my arms and legs, which led to me to become addicted to picking at them. I wish my addiction had stopped the moment I had to get open heart surgery"_*
Creatures with three eyes, three horns, snake like bodies; and razor sharp teeth and claws tore through the employees one at a time, feasting upon them and with his last breath, a dying Man spoke into his microphone. "Apollo 13, we have a problem"
I have a two sentence horror story!!! Every Night my boyfriend snuck in and out of my room through the window, tapping two times to let me know he is here. Even after he's been dead for 3 years the tapping won't stop..
My two-sentence horror story: “That’s impossible! The ship has been submerged in great depth for 90 years!” The captain shouted at his crew. Yet, they were silent when everyone saw a rotting family of four swim pass the R.O.V.(remotely operated underwater vehicle)
Lol, here's mine- "He smiled as he lit the doll on fire. 'You always did look doll-like' he said, as he walked calmly out of the house." "He glanced at the doll with the stitched mouth that was in the corner of the room before running out of the house. Little did he know, his little sister was in that corner of the room; burning and screaming." Hope ya liked them : )
Finally I came up with one. "During our walk the Irish girl pointed at a mushroom ring, and told me that if a murderer stepped so much as a toe inside one of those, the fairies would snatch him and hang him. Now a line of mushrooms has grown overnight all around my car, and the police sirens are getting closer."
I was hiking along a trail when I stumbled across a friendly camper who wanted to share a beer with me in exchange for my company. When I woke up 12 hours later, my clothes were gone, my bottom was sore, and he was no where to be seen.
As a seafarer, I’ve always wished to explore the depths of the ocean & see what new discoveries can be made below the Earth’s waters. Wish granted, I suppose, but now I can’t get back up to surface level, I’m losing oxygen and I can barely even see my boat anymore.
Have another: "Three young girls rode through the town near midnight, all dressed in white. I would assume there was a perfectly mundane explanation for it, but seeing as they were riding giant black goats instead of horses I was starting to feel uneasy."
I heard my roomates talking outside of my room in the middle of the night. As I got up to tell them to keep the noise down I remembered that I live alone. Here's another one: I looked up at the man in joy as he helped my dad with the food. After my dad was done, The man started crying as we bared our fangs and started eating the food.
I maybe got a late entry? "Mommy, mommy, my inhaler isn't working," I wheezed out as I ran to my mother, my lungs burning in my chest. "No sweetie, that burn is just the pesticide working," my mother said sweetly, "I can't have little pests running amuck in my house."
"help my skiull id colr prple" the last thing i could say .before i jumped into a jar of 34333234 bananas while eating crusty bread with jam and pickles.
I told my daughter that there wasn’t a monster in the closet. I blocked her door with everything I could find because I saw my daughter’s dead body in there.
I just discovered this channel; some of these are really good! Me and a close friend have a bunch of doctor and serial killer characters, so I'm gonna share some with him lol
Here’s mine “When thousands of rotting angels fell from the sky everyone was scared the devil would kill everyone But now everyone was horrified at what was up their when the bodies of both god and the devil fell from the sky maimed until they were barely recognisable”
What's wrong with them you ask? Well you see, some people in my town started singing a song, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Have a few My step father was showing me how tough bowling balls are. I just wish my skull had been tougher. I was playing with my boyfriend’s hair. If only he didn’t scream in fear at the ghostly touch. “Please come over, my parents aren’t home” She said. If only she knew what I had been doing with them this evening. The screaming noises of the the asylum are normal now. But why had they stopped midway through my fun?
He came into the kitchen and said, good morning honey he was so excited to see me, but then he stopped, and his smile went away and there was a sudden look of horror on his face. I forgot to make sure I wasn’t floating. He must’ve remembered my twin was the one that’s alive
As the comet passed by my daughter wished that all the evil of this world would be gone. It was at that moment that the comet came closer to earth.....
@@MrRamsay lmao. Nope that was on me for listening through the car instead of my earbuds. And she's a super morbid kid so I'm afraid I gave her ideas, not nightmares 🤣🤣
This is a high IQ one so you might need to read it over two or three times I went to this haunted house with two of my best friends to test out the theory that it erases your memory. We recollected the information and the two of us walked out disappointed when you realized that nothing happened.
When my son would color pictures on his notebook, he would rip up and paper he made a mistake on. So you can image the fear I had when he announced that he snatched a job at his new town as a tatoo artist.
* lad your all enjoying, been away for a bit i know but finished uni soon for the summer so hopefully more to follow! Put your stories bellow for a chance to have them in the next episode! ❤️🏴*
Well done sir. I know it's a bit late but are you aware there is a 'Ballad of Sawney Bean'?
Some Scared me & made me laugh outloud🙀
The one with the "good luck banner" in the room was so Cold. 😄
I wasn’t actually but I’ll have to look it up now 😂
A fine mix then 😊
@@MrRamsay let me know if ur unable to locate and I'll send it along...
This was over due here is one of mine.
"Did you know that if a service dog comes to you it means that the owner is in trouble?".
"Finally a new victim I think as i followed the dog and pull out my combat knife."
I'll be sure to come back to this one ;)
I've missed these!! Here's one of mine!!
"She stared at the positive pregnancy test with trembling hands, not knowing whether she felt more scared or confused. All of the men on earth had abruptly vanished into thin air two years ago."
Girl became the dream of feminists. Lol.
They all went to get milk.
It was OK but why would she be taking a p test if all the men were gone for so long?
The renewed testament boutta be fire 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Anyway, here’s my two-sentence horror story:
“Growing up using websites like Neopets and MySpace, my parents were dead serious about me being careful about internet predators. I bet they never expected those same sites to become my favorite hunting grounds decades later.”
This is a high IQ one so you might need to read it over two or three times
I went to this haunted house with two of my best friends to test out the theory that it erases your memory.
We recollected the information and the two of us walked out disappointed when you realized that nothing happened.
Ironically MySpace has been dead for years lol
"I'm not in danger skyler I AM the danger. I am the one who knocks"
Ooo understand what it means that's a good one
I almost managed to literally dodge the bullet. Almost but not quite enough to avoid being paralyzed from the neck down due to the spinal cord damage.
-Now that's horror!
And unfortunately the harsh reality of life soemtimes
@@MrRamsay That's also true.
Thank you so much for using one of my stories!
I have another one for you.
'The woman walked into her foster son's room, having heard her husband leave it.
She glared at the sobbing boy "Keep it down next time you brat.".'
Your welcome some really good ones posted so must have been good to make the cut :)
@@MrRamsay
Here's mine:
Hank went to his prostate exam.
*Mid-exam, he suddenly realized that both doctor's hands are on his shoulders.*
gutted its taken me this long to see this 😂
@@MrRamsay 2-sentences story #25 = ???
Bru
Here’s mine:
“I was always scared of the knocks on the basement door. Now, as I lay the final brick, I hear a faint knock from the closet door.”
I've got one I wanna try ^^
*_"Growing up as a clumsy kid, I would always get scrapes and scabs on my arms and legs, which led to me to become addicted to picking at them. I wish my addiction had stopped the moment I had to get open heart surgery"_*
Creatures with three eyes, three horns, snake like bodies; and razor sharp teeth and claws tore through the employees one at a time, feasting upon them and with his last breath, a dying Man spoke into his microphone.
"Apollo 13, we have a problem"
I never forgot the words my captor told me…
Paying for haunted house actors is expensive
A prequel to the "this haunted house has the most realistic actors" one!
Here's one from me "they say people have the ability to sense someone watching them. Its clear to me now that you do not have that sense"
11:10 The sad part is bullshit like that actually does happen
Solid entertainment, as always.
Poor Mr Potatoes...
I know, probably one of the more morbid ones for me tbh haha
Absolutely AWESOME choices of stories!! Very much enjoyed. Thank you and the authors very much!!
Authors are very talented and I’m glad you enjoyed the video 😊
Holy crap you just MADE MY DAY!!! Thank you Mr. Ramsay!!❤ You've been away TOO LONG!!
I know, found some new motivation and u guys nagging in the comments of my old videos has gave me the foot up the arse I need 😂
@@MrRamsay well damn, if I'd known nagging was what it would take to get you back in gear I would have kicked that arse with it a long time ago!! 🤣😋
I have a two sentence horror story!!!
Every Night my boyfriend snuck in and out of my room through the window, tapping two times to let me know he is here.
Even after he's been dead for 3 years the tapping won't stop..
My two-sentence horror story:
“That’s impossible! The ship has been submerged in great depth for 90 years!” The captain shouted at his crew. Yet, they were silent when everyone saw a rotting family of four swim pass the R.O.V.(remotely operated underwater vehicle)
I’ve missed these so much! Good to have you back, mate!
much appreciated my man
I couldn't handle number six! That was too much of a flashback 1:54
Awesome video! The sci-fi stories are always my favourite. The AI one and the nuke one really got me.
"I hate tomatoes" I said as the bus rolled to a stop.
I looked out the window and stared in horror at the tomato factory.
you cant post this here...too cruel
Lol, here's mine-
"He smiled as he lit the doll on fire.
'You always did look doll-like' he said, as he walked calmly out of the house."
"He glanced at the doll with the stitched mouth that was in the corner of the room before running out of the house.
Little did he know, his little sister was in that corner of the room; burning and screaming."
Hope ya liked them : )
Finally I came up with one.
"During our walk the Irish girl pointed at a mushroom ring, and told me that if a murderer stepped so much as a toe inside one of those, the fairies would snatch him and hang him.
Now a line of mushrooms has grown overnight all around my car, and the police sirens are getting closer."
Great to hear from you again! Good luck in your studies!
Much appreciated grace, hope ur doing well
And then everyone watched the sky open and Jesus Christ descending. Then we heard the saints screaming: RUN!
I was hiking along a trail when I stumbled across a friendly camper who wanted to share a beer with me in exchange for my company. When I woke up 12 hours later, my clothes were gone, my bottom was sore, and he was no where to be seen.
5:52 Junji Ito: Army of One
Glad to hear from you. Here is one:
"They are no dead, till they are warm and dead." The witch cackled as she shoved grandpa into the oven.
As a seafarer, I’ve always wished to explore the depths of the ocean & see what new discoveries can be made below the Earth’s waters.
Wish granted, I suppose, but now I can’t get back up to surface level, I’m losing oxygen and I can barely even see my boat anymore.
Have another:
"Three young girls rode through the town near midnight, all dressed in white.
I would assume there was a perfectly mundane explanation for it, but seeing as they were riding giant black goats instead of horses I was starting to feel uneasy."
I heard my roomates talking outside of my room in the middle of the night.
As I got up to tell them to keep the noise down I remembered that I live alone.
Here's another one:
I looked up at the man in joy as he helped my dad with the food.
After my dad was done, The man started crying as we bared our fangs and started eating the food.
I love these soooo much! great video!
Much appreciated :)
@@MrRamsay :3
I maybe got a late entry?
"Mommy, mommy, my inhaler isn't working," I wheezed out as I ran to my mother, my lungs burning in my chest.
"No sweetie, that burn is just the pesticide working," my mother said sweetly, "I can't have little pests running amuck in my house."
"help my skiull id colr prple" the last thing i could say .before i jumped into a jar of 34333234 bananas while eating crusty bread with jam and pickles.
Feeling the hot breath on her neck made Alison tremble. But when the fangs of the vampire who had ahold of her sank into her neck she began to scream
Here's one
"I ran for hours and hours
The staff are still after me,why wont they leave-"
I told my daughter that there wasn’t a monster in the closet.
I blocked her door with everything I could find because I saw my daughter’s dead body in there.
I just discovered this channel; some of these are really good!
Me and a close friend have a bunch of doctor and serial killer characters, so I'm gonna share some with him lol
The first one reminds me of a Thomas Sanders vine where a couple heard a weird noise and even the burglar freaked out
I subscribed on you when I thought the channel was frozen but now I’m happy
Ah!! So lovely to see you again! What a marvelous surprise 💚
It’s nice to be back, new motivation
@@MrRamsay
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
*Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.*
Here’s mine
“When thousands of rotting angels fell from the sky everyone was scared the devil would kill everyone
But now everyone was horrified at what was up their when the bodies of both god and the devil fell from the sky maimed until they were barely recognisable”
Kratos?!??
I was looking for my axe.
Then it hit me
My girlfriend reached over to my side of the bed and touched my hand.
She screamed in horror because I've been dead for 2 years.
Love it 😂
Welcome back! Hope you are well! 😊
The bell rang saying that lunch was over. I just wish that I could keep feeding whatever was in my stomach...
Good job on Uni, love! We missed you!
I found mine!! Believe it starts at 5:25 but if it doesn’t that’s a good point so that you can see it!! Im surprised mine made it in the video!!
We all surprise ourselves sometimes 😊
Oh the snarky ones, good to hear that Scottish accent again😆😜
Hey what's up those was pretty good keep up the good work 👍🏾
much appreciated my guy, hopefully more to follow :)
Hi
@@MrRamsay 👍🏽😉
the king asked me to prepare his drink.
“such a fool” i thought as he took his first and last sip from the drink cyanide is such a useful poison.
“I heard my mom’s car pull up in the driveway”
“I forgot to take out the chicken”
enough to put the fear in to anyones heart
What's wrong with them you ask?
Well you see, some people in my town started singing a song, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
My favourites🤗👍
Yay
3:15 Alwyas💀
so excited 😆 👍🏾
“I awoke one night to see my wife sleeping right besides me. Now that wouldn’t be so weird if I didn’t kill her 5 years ago”
You're back!
*sigh* “The house seems so much quieter now that my kids are gone.” I say to myself, as I continue to drag the two bodies out to my garage.”
MR RAMSAY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Have a few
My step father was showing me how tough bowling balls are. I just wish my skull had been tougher.
I was playing with my boyfriend’s hair. If only he didn’t scream in fear at the ghostly touch.
“Please come over, my parents aren’t home” She said. If only she knew what I had been doing with them this evening.
The screaming noises of the the asylum are normal now. But why had they stopped midway through my fun?
Omg I've missed you!!!! 💚💙💚
good to be back!
Don't know why, but I found the 1st one to be funny rather than anything else
i try to put a fine mix in😊
I have one:
I see my reflection on the mirror calling for help. I’m not standing in front of it
He came into the kitchen and said, good morning honey he was so excited to see me, but then he stopped, and his smile went away and there was a sudden look of horror on his face. I forgot to make sure I wasn’t floating. He must’ve remembered my twin was the one that’s alive
I hate when my kids have red eyes in photos.
I hate it more when they stay like that after I am done taking the pic
❤️
As the comet passed by my daughter wished that all the evil of this world would be gone.
It was at that moment that the comet came closer to earth.....
I'm no good at writing two sentence horror stories.
The children in my basement come up with them, after all.
Yay new video :)
Hope u enjoyed 😊
I may have made the mistake of listening to this with my 5 yr old in the car. So F'd up 🤦🏼♀️
😂 feck sorry. Should have put an advisory note at the beginning
@@MrRamsay lmao. Nope that was on me for listening through the car instead of my earbuds. And she's a super morbid kid so I'm afraid I gave her ideas, not nightmares 🤣🤣
Well I’ll take that as me doing my part and being a positive influence then 😂
So there 100 sentences
Could say that 😂
Finally
The face grinning at me .I live on the 14th floor
What if he's Gordon Ramsay????????
Who knows 👀
I got on a plane that was gonna take me to the other side of the earth and thought i was safe
That was until I saw the snail down the isle
Hi
2:10 bro is he the lorax
👍💖🍷
I didn't understand the number 25.
10:46 I'm confused 😕
She stitches her up so she cant have sex until wedding night
This is a high IQ one so you might need to read it over two or three times
I went to this haunted house with two of my best friends to test out the theory that it erases your memory.
We recollected the information and the two of us walked out disappointed when you realized that nothing happened.
Y'all left the other friends
11:10 Karens and Toxic Parents in a Nutshell :
When my son would color pictures on his notebook, he would rip up and paper he made a mistake on.
So you can image the fear I had when he announced that he snatched a job at his new town as a tatoo artist.