The more recent version of “I don’t give a sh*t about your kids” that John might have been referring to was Sammy Guevara saying that to Ethan Page. Page was saying that his daughter had to be subjected to seeing Sammy and Tay Conti on TV or something like that and Sammy replied with the above line.
The thing about Austin 3:16 was he was explicitly mocking Jake as a born-again Christian quoting John 3:16. 10:45 I was thinking of the "Sheamus representing himself in court to prove the brouge Kick shouldn't be banned" storyline.
My favorite comeback iz what Paul heyman sais when he was talking 2 JBL on ECW. "THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE CHAMPION FOR A WHOLE YEAR WAS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDNT WANNA WORK TUESDAYS"
Extra Stats John -Longest win streak was 2 -Ended Dante’s Streak ( John Lesnar ) •John’s 7 Wins -Which wrestler won it more -Wrestlemania quiz -Guess AEW wrestler by real name -guess the wrestler theme song from Fan Playlist -Guess the wrestler by mashup song -Guess Wrestler By Finisher -Guess wrestler by finishing move part 3 Dante -1st ever champion -Longest win Streak was 6 •Dante’s 19 wins -Guess Wrestler By Finisher Part 2 -Guess Wrestler By Real Name -Guess wrestler by real name Part 2 -who won the wwe match -Who won the wrestling match -guess wrestler theme song from fan playlist part 2 -Guess wrestler by catchphrase -Guess wrestler by theme song -guess wrestler by theme part 2 -Theme Song Ruthless Aggression -theme song attitude era -Royal Rumble Quiz -guess the members of the tag team -Guess wrestler by old gimmick -Guess the wrestler from the missing match -who won the wrestling match part 3(wwe,wwf,TNA,AEW) -guess the wrestler by their catchphrase part 2 -which wrestler had the highest net worth -Guess the wrestler by one line of there promo TIES -guess wrestler by emoji
Steiner Maths is and always will be the FUNNIEST promo to ever exist. Wrestlers will try to reproduce funny promos like it, but that level of hilarity cannot be manufactured.
Really liked this one, especially trying to guess who it was said to. And as for what dante was saying about the Steiner math promo, it's either #1 or #2. Lex luger's "I don't know" promo is legendary and if you've never seen it, you need to because it is so horrendous that it can't be beat.
12:07 best part about Kurt saying that to Sami and Kevin is the fact that TNA technically didn't exist at that point anymore they had shortened the name and had been rebranded as Impact Wrestling at the time. I'm not sure if it was an intentional mistake to make it a worse insult or if it was a genuine botch of lines but it was hilarious and I still laugh at that line
John was definitely right about the ‘kids’ quote making him think of something more recent - Sammy Guevara said it to Ethan Page about his kid. Another brilliant quiz video guys!
Dante, you were close with the Sunny Days line. It was rumored that Bret was having an affair with Sunny, which he wasn’t. Shawn said that line and almost broke up Bret’s marriage. Bret beat Shawn’s ass. But the kicker is that Shawn was the one sleeping with Sunny the whole time
That Brock to Heath one had me dying. I actually met heath and asked him if it was planned. He said "I go out, say two words from my script, forget the rest and wing it since we are live. I said I got kids! Brock came up with that and actually apologized backstage after."
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Dante's score and you look at John's score, and you can see that statement is not true.
I had 23 points wagered all of them but I was scared as soon as I heard “sunny days my friend” I could just hear Shawn saying that to Bret in my head and I knew I won
The "I should be a lawyer" comes from MJF challenging Moxley for the AEW title with Smart Mark Sterling as his lawyer/"campaign" strategist. There was a contract signing and MJF/SMS thought they had gotten one over on Moxley because of the terms of the contract but he revealed after the signing that he had added a final clause (to fight Sterling 1v1 if I remember correctly) and he schooled them something like "Don't sign a contract without reading it, you should know that Mark. I should be a lawyer"
I hate myself for not getting it because I love that feud. That Main event is the most underrated in AEW history. Most underrated match is mox vs Brodie Lee at don
Thought for sure they would know Austin’s famous line was directed at Jake The Snake when he first said it. That was one of the most awesome moments. God, I miss those days of wrestling.
I have to say that last one was EVIL! I'm loving these quizzes, and I'm still anxiously looking forward to y'all doing the quiz I sent in. Edit: I only missed a couple, and ended up with 50 total.
Yes the original 3:16 came from Austin to Jake the snake Roberts after kotr final. Jake was going through his born again christian part of his career and he would quote John 3:16.
I didnt do well in this quiz, but if there were to be a part 2, and within the attitude or ruthless aggression era, Im convinced I would absolutely kill it :) Great content Bros
The big other "kids" line I can think of wasnt really a promo, more of a twitter thing. When MJF got heat for flipping off a kid during a meet and greet picture, he tweeted out "fuck them kids".
Also yeah I think when Orton said that he hasn't seen Linda in awhile, he would've also dropped her with an RKO (or punted her). Let me tell you 2009 Orton was the PEAK of Heel Orton by far
Moxley saying he should be a lawyer was during the MJF rivalry where I think MJF was delaying the match to work in his favor. They did something where Mox last minute had it weaved into the contract that if he beat "Smart" Mark Sterling (who's character is he's a lawyer) in a match, he can face MJF in any match type he wanted if I remember correctly.
i can proudly say i got the 2 points for the i should be a lawyer promo cause i quite remember that segment😂tho i dont remember him saying it likenthat so it was kind of a hunch
8:39 STEINER MATH!!!!! 100% agree greatest promo ever. the numbers literally dont lie and they add up as he says they do. dude is a college educated mathmatician.
The first time Steve Austin used the 3-16 line was after he beat Jake Roberts at King of The Ring. Jake had just came back with man of God, Priest gimmick and 3-16 was a shot at the Bible verse John 3-16.
10:30 For context, the quotee sneaked in a page to a contract saying he gets to have a match with the second person he addressed. (Also, I got 11:03 instantly, he was listing on whom he hit his finisher.)
Angle to Zayn and Owens, idk why I thought of FTR (revival) that angle said it to. And the last one with bret and hbk. I was thinking it was reigns and cena when cena mentioned for reigns to learn how to do a promo
34 Wrestling Videos •27 Quizzes (26 title matches & 1 crowning first champion) •13 champions(12 title changes & 1 inaugural champ) •7x Champ Dante •6x Champ John •14 successful title defenses •Dante 12 successful title defenses •John 2 successful title defense •Dante 19 wins •John 7 wins ••1 Tie(tie gets u a successful defense but doesn’t add a win) •Dante has a 70 win % against John •John has a 26 win % against Dante .04% chance of a tie ( 1 tie/26 battles ) •46% chance of title changes(12 changes/26 title matches) Like so they see..these stats are only for the Lumberland channel not Mustache Bros Channel ( since they don’t play for title on their)
How in the name of all that's holy did y'all NOT get that line from AJ Lee's pipe bomb on the Bellas? That was a PRICELESS promo. GOTTA go look it up, was funny as hell, and actually very accurate too
What makes the Scott Steiner promo even funnier is that he majored in mathematical statistics at the University of Michigan
8:31 John had a 33 1/3 percent chance of getting that right
Crazy thing is if you take all of the numbers in the end, they can spell the word SACRIFICE
He forgot to add Kurt angle to the mix
@@darwinchanady8795 Kurt angle knows he can’t win so he’s not gonna try
@@Azeeeer 😂😂😂
But then you deduct Dante's 25% chance so he got the 8 1/3% chance of getting it right.
I will root for Dante every time he is the best
GOAT
Im team John forever
@@Tsugumi_hi team john
same
john >>>
That aj lee bar to the bellas was insane
Because it was accurate.
I burst out laughing just at the mention of the Scott steiner math promo. No doubt one of the best promos ever.
The more recent version of “I don’t give a sh*t about your kids” that John might have been referring to was Sammy Guevara saying that to Ethan Page. Page was saying that his daughter had to be subjected to seeing Sammy and Tay Conti on TV or something like that and Sammy replied with the above line.
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!
I don't know how they tried to convince us that Sammy was the face in that feud. Hopefully that feud is over.
@@themikays It looks like it is for now. But yeah, that feud was rough to deal with.
I remember or thought. Somebody said it to Billie Gunn the Gunn Club., possibly Dustin
The thing about Austin 3:16 was he was explicitly mocking Jake as a born-again Christian quoting John 3:16.
10:45 I was thinking of the "Sheamus representing himself in court to prove the brouge Kick shouldn't be banned" storyline.
"You wanna walk around, quoting your bible verses, talkin' bout John 3:16; well Austin 3:16 says 'I just whooped you ass!'"
@@TivonSanders "Talk about your psalms, talk about your John 3:16" ***
8:36 I totally agree!! Greatest promo of all time lmao.
Stiener math is the best math
My favorite comeback iz what Paul heyman sais when he was talking 2 JBL on ECW.
"THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE CHAMPION FOR A WHOLE YEAR WAS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDNT WANNA WORK TUESDAYS"
Can’t believe neither of you got the Stone Cold one. The idea was that he was mocking Jake the Snake’s religious gimmick
Extra Stats
John
-Longest win streak was 2
-Ended Dante’s Streak ( John Lesnar )
•John’s 7 Wins
-Which wrestler won it more
-Wrestlemania quiz
-Guess AEW wrestler by real name
-guess the wrestler theme song from Fan Playlist
-Guess the wrestler by mashup song
-Guess Wrestler By Finisher
-Guess wrestler by finishing move part 3
Dante
-1st ever champion
-Longest win Streak was 6
•Dante’s 19 wins
-Guess Wrestler By Finisher Part 2
-Guess Wrestler By Real Name
-Guess wrestler by real name Part 2
-who won the wwe match
-Who won the wrestling match
-guess wrestler theme song from fan playlist part 2
-Guess wrestler by catchphrase
-Guess wrestler by theme song
-guess wrestler by theme part 2
-Theme Song Ruthless Aggression
-theme song attitude era
-Royal Rumble Quiz
-guess the members of the tag team
-Guess wrestler by old gimmick
-Guess the wrestler from the missing match
-who won the wrestling match part 3(wwe,wwf,TNA,AEW)
-guess the wrestler by their catchphrase part 2
-which wrestler had the highest net worth
-Guess the wrestler by one line of there promo
TIES
-guess wrestler by emoji
wowww 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Great Job keeping track
Damn dude get a life get off your couch for once🤣
Steiner Maths is and always will be the FUNNIEST promo to ever exist. Wrestlers will try to reproduce funny promos like it, but that level of hilarity cannot be manufactured.
Really liked this one, especially trying to guess who it was said to.
And as for what dante was saying about the Steiner math promo, it's either #1 or #2. Lex luger's "I don't know" promo is legendary and if you've never seen it, you need to because it is so horrendous that it can't be beat.
"CAN HE EVEN AFFORD TO PAY ME?!" and Luger struggling with his shirt is still so funny.
“Your t-shirts are too tight Billy!”
Or Sid’s “I have half the brain that you do”
@@hersheybarber9094 DOOR'S LOCKED TOO
The irony of that Samoa Joe line coming on the same day that Jeff Hardy got arrested is not lost on me. #Foreshadowing
12:07 best part about Kurt saying that to Sami and Kevin is the fact that TNA technically didn't exist at that point anymore they had shortened the name and had been rebranded as Impact Wrestling at the time. I'm not sure if it was an intentional mistake to make it a worse insult or if it was a genuine botch of lines but it was hilarious and I still laugh at that line
John was definitely right about the ‘kids’ quote making him think of something more recent - Sammy Guevara said it to Ethan Page about his kid. Another brilliant quiz video guys!
If you didn’t know this one your stupid
Damn I was hoping to see his reaction to seeing Steiner Math 🤣🤣🤣
That Steiner math was pretty epic it’s def 1 of those promos that u don’t forget lmao
at 7:40 John finally realizes he has no chance this week.
Dante, you were close with the Sunny Days line. It was rumored that Bret was having an affair with Sunny, which he wasn’t. Shawn said that line and almost broke up Bret’s marriage. Bret beat Shawn’s ass. But the kicker is that Shawn was the one sleeping with Sunny the whole time
Sorry Chris candido
Isn’t that how Shawn got his lazy eye? Because Brett beat his ass?
@@zackattack-eb3ie no that was from the segment when Jericho smashed his face into the Jeritron
@@zackattack-eb3ienah from when Kane big booted him to the face and caught him
That marker cap snap🤣 14:22
Ya i kinda stopped watching wwe when Attitude era ended lol just got busy in life. Love rewatching the matches from 90s-early 2000s :)
That Brock to Heath one had me dying. I actually met heath and asked him if it was planned. He said "I go out, say two words from my script, forget the rest and wing it since we are live. I said I got kids! Brock came up with that and actually apologized backstage after."
Brock Lesnar:Hey I Know How It's Feels Like I Got Kids Too Let Me Talk About Your Kids
I Don't Give A Shit About Your Kids
Booom And F5
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Dante's score and you look at John's score, and you can see that statement is not true.
The two TNA promo that are must watches and I can watch over and over again are the Steiner Math promo and the Jay Lethal vs Rick Flair face off.
I want to see you watching the numbers don’t lie promo for the first time. It’s beautiful
Dante with the squash match. God dang
My first clean sweep. My mother is very proud
11:00 orton said it when he was punting the McMahons
Being a randy Orton fan, i can never forget this jeez
Yeah this sounded like 2008 Randy when he went punting everyone and their families.
I had 23 points wagered all of them but I was scared as soon as I heard “sunny days my friend” I could just hear Shawn saying that to Bret in my head and I knew I won
Love the content guys! You never fail to entertain me.
Thanks for the support!
The "I should be a lawyer" comes from MJF challenging Moxley for the AEW title with Smart Mark Sterling as his lawyer/"campaign" strategist. There was a contract signing and MJF/SMS thought they had gotten one over on Moxley because of the terms of the contract but he revealed after the signing that he had added a final clause (to fight Sterling 1v1 if I remember correctly) and he schooled them something like "Don't sign a contract without reading it, you should know that Mark. I should be a lawyer"
I hate myself for not getting it because I love that feud. That Main event is the most underrated in AEW history. Most underrated match is mox vs Brodie Lee at don
Total blow out... Wow. This was amazing guys!!!
Thought for sure they would know Austin’s famous line was directed at Jake The Snake when he first said it. That was one of the most awesome moments. God, I miss those days of wrestling.
One is good at predicting/guessing and the other is good at remembering.
They are perfect for a superhero duo.
I have to say that last one was EVIL! I'm loving these quizzes, and I'm still anxiously looking forward to y'all doing the quiz I sent in.
Edit: I only missed a couple, and ended up with 50 total.
The phrase at 13:00 was also dropped in some AEW promo quite recently.
Yep it was Sammy Guevara to someone lmao
Yes the original 3:16 came from Austin to Jake the snake Roberts after kotr final. Jake was going through his born again christian part of his career and he would quote John 3:16.
We need to see John’s reaction to the Steiner promo
John is such a casual lmao
#1 was at the King of the Ring towards Jake after winning with Doc Hendrix/Michael Hayes.
The Steiner Math promo is the stuff of legends. Best promo ever
15:27 haha Sunday
Sunny days 😂
I just went and watched the Steiner promo and couldn't stop laughing
How he not know the Scott Steiner promo? That is the most hilarious promo of all time. Hope Dante did show it to him after this.
Sammy said "I don't give a s#*t about your kids" to Lambert too.
13:30 Sammy Guevara said it recently..
My all time funniest promos:
3. Who's your daddy Montreal?
2. Any Macho Man ramblings
1. Steiner Math
I didnt do well in this quiz, but if there were to be a part 2, and within the attitude or ruthless aggression era, Im convinced I would absolutely kill it :) Great content Bros
"Its AEW, I think we can both agree to that" bruh
9:43 I thought it was Dean Ambrose to J&J security😂
The Orton to the McMahon’s one was during his period of systematically taking out to mcmahons with legacy
8:32 really John? The Steiner Math promo? It's legendary
The big other "kids" line I can think of wasnt really a promo, more of a twitter thing. When MJF got heat for flipping off a kid during a meet and greet picture, he tweeted out "fuck them kids".
I can relate so much with Dante, he really loves wrestling. And John is super funny!
Dante’s literally the goat at these lol
Love that he brought you guys a line from Stiner Math
I was hoping we would get to see John's reaction to the Steiner math.
Sammy Guevara said the "I don't give a fuck about your kids" line recently too. I think that's what John was thinking of.
Yeah, I think he said it to Ethan Page.
The kids quote was used by Sammy Guevara like 1 months ago
Also yeah I think when Orton said that he hasn't seen Linda in awhile, he would've also dropped her with an RKO (or punted her). Let me tell you 2009 Orton was the PEAK of Heel Orton by far
Yeah facts. 2009 psycho orton was his peak as a heel. he was punting everybody.
Moxley saying he should be a lawyer was during the MJF rivalry where I think MJF was delaying the match to work in his favor. They did something where Mox last minute had it weaved into the contract that if he beat "Smart" Mark Sterling (who's character is he's a lawyer) in a match, he can face MJF in any match type he wanted if I remember correctly.
You got it mostly right the only thing you got wrong was that it was actually a title shot instead of a rivalry
@@superwolf1515 thanks for the correction 💪
@@DaylinThaGemini No problem
Also the stipulation that mjf added was that the paradigm shift was banned
Austin's Austin 3:16 was directed at Jake the Snake Robert's when he was using the preacher gimmick I believe guys
Dante looks like Seth Rollins
Dante with the runaway, love the content!
Lumberland and MBW is like wwe and aew😂
Sammy Guevara to that Ethan guy in that one group from AEW is the recent one I think John is thinking about.
Batista: "There's nothing this man hasn't done except beat me"
*As he looks deep into his eyes*
Lol it was the crowd he was talking to
i can proudly say i got the 2 points for the i should be a lawyer promo cause i quite remember that segment😂tho i dont remember him saying it likenthat so it was kind of a hunch
THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT IF YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE
I can't believe I never watched that Scott Steiner promo before. That might be the funniest promo of all time.
Dude John be killing me with his answers 😂🤦🏻♂️
great episode, I had most of these as well. Nerd power
I’m not sure if anyone has addressed this or not but 18 of the top 20 videos on the channel are wrestling so keep up the good work boys
I watch way to much wrestling. I get all this right it’s insane
I literally remember when WWWF became WWF. It's ok. Some of us are definitely old heads.
it's alot of promos I can understand he missed but the Shawn Michael's Sunny Days is to damn infamous to not know.
Shout out to Steiner math lol
The best part of the steiner math promo is the numbers add up,
Love this content, eventually it becomes the Dante Show. Man, he is great
This was a squash match
8:39 STEINER MATH!!!!! 100% agree greatest promo ever. the numbers literally dont lie and they add up as he says they do. dude is a college educated mathmatician.
Mathematics with Scott Steiner is college level✅
wagered all of my 21 points and was so glad when sunny days was mentioned
The first time Steve Austin used the 3-16 line was after he beat Jake Roberts at King of The Ring. Jake had just came back with man of God, Priest gimmick and 3-16 was a shot at the Bible verse John 3-16.
Steiner Math is an absolutely LEGENDARY promo.
10:30 For context, the quotee sneaked in a page to a contract saying he gets to have a match with the second person he addressed. (Also, I got 11:03 instantly, he was listing on whom he hit his finisher.)
How u guys didn’t kno his Austin 3:26 got created is embarrassing, one if most iconic WWE moments ever
Stone Cold said on Broken Skull Sessions that he only ever said the 316 line that one time at King of The Ring. They put it on a shirt, but that's it.
Angle to Zayn and Owens, idk why I thought of FTR (revival) that angle said it to. And the last one with bret and hbk. I was thinking it was reigns and cena when cena mentioned for reigns to learn how to do a promo
34 Wrestling Videos
•27 Quizzes (26 title matches & 1 crowning first champion)
•13 champions(12 title changes & 1 inaugural champ)
•7x Champ Dante
•6x Champ John
•14 successful title defenses
•Dante 12 successful title defenses
•John 2 successful title defense
•Dante 19 wins
•John 7 wins
••1 Tie(tie gets u a successful defense but doesn’t add a win)
•Dante has a 70 win % against John
•John has a 26 win % against Dante
.04% chance of a tie ( 1 tie/26 battles )
•46% chance of title changes(12 changes/26 title matches)
Like so they see..these stats are only for the Lumberland channel not Mustache Bros Channel ( since they don’t play for title on their)
I was born in 2000 never aced a quiz so hard in my life, knew most everything on this list
Steiner and AJ Lee were the only ones i wasnt certain on
The wager one is ICONIC
That Steiner promo is pure gold!!!!
That was impressive Dante. I usually win these quizzes 😂 but you got me there. I have about 15.
Btw the recent moment that john was thinking of was when Sammy Guevara said it to Ethan page but it was a callback to the Brock moment
How in the name of all that's holy did y'all NOT get that line from AJ Lee's pipe bomb on the Bellas? That was a PRICELESS promo. GOTTA go look it up, was funny as hell, and actually very accurate too
Good job Dante. Still undefeated whoop whoop!
Dante went off!!!
Austin only Said the 3:16 line one time in his whole career I believe
I'm jealous of that title. The actual WWF version of title. Cant find that many places