I love how on the N64 version, the Tediz are just literal plushies with a gun. To me, this contrast of something originally cute and harmless holding a war weapon is much more effective in terms of memorable design than their Xbox versions counterparts.
@@TheUltimateRare as someone who has never played a conker game in his life (but has watched walkthroughs of other people playing it), I choose the live and reloaded counterpart. The tediz from the n64 feel naked. in my opinion, I like the tediz with more detail and not having those pitch black eyes and those sick wehrmacht/waffen ss loadouts they're rockin'.
i totally agree, this game is not suppose to take serious, in fact, something adorable but dangerous like the n64 teddis are much funny than the xbox edgy teddys, according to the sense of humor, the n64 is way better
25:36 ahead spoke real truth. Young men sent to die in war while generals laid back in their fancy houses hundreds of miles away from enemy lines, just giving orders. They should be the ones sent to war.
If the general dies then there will be no one to organized the army actions so its very important they don't get blown up or killed cause trust me you definitely don't want a case of soldiers panicking from enemy attacks and not only that their is no back up plan or someone to rally them. Two not all generals spend all their days in a fancy house and drink tea all day. They have something called hq or command post where they along with some of their officers formulate strategies, deal with logistics, intelligence gathering etc. They don't seat around doing nothing. As for those that will lead the soldiers in front line, that will fall to junior officers like lieutenants , colonels, lieutenants colonels, captains or brigadier generals, they handle that. But as for the commander of the front. No you dont put him or her in harm's way
For sure. I think that speech is a reference to a similar speech in Apocalypse Now! Both really good. Would reccomend the movie for a more in depth take (without the nazi teddy bears.)
11:19 Its funny that n64 conker looks more badass and lar conker looks more scared. But still i prefer the last one because makes a little more sense the dilogue with rodent regarding the attire.
The Tediz design in the N64 seem like they're made with limmitatons in mind, the xbox ones were pretty well designed but dont look as menacing, if they were to ever touch up on this game again a good in between design would be appreciated.
12:53 agreed, the game doesn't really work as well if it's just "cute animal mascot in fucked up situations". conker really only worked because of the context it existed in; being released on the family friendly mascot collectathon console by the kings of the family friendly mascot collectathon genre. I also prefer the tediz looking like teddybears someone surgically put life into instead of just actual bears.
Better resolution and better object modeling. But the textures in N¨4 have more relief and depth. Nothing beats the original. I still prefer the effects of Light and Remains generated by N64, hardware effects have always been better on Nintendo consoles. Sony And Microsfot, realistic textures have always been bad in physics.
J Czar I agree, and the original was designed to look like a kids game such as Banjo Kazooie where as the Xbox version seems like it was designed to look like a rated M game.
Alright, n64 Conker... Sucks, I'm sorry, the writing is THE BEST. But the game has so many boring fetch quests and dumb parts that make me wanna tear my hair off. The part where you put sweet corn in the crap pile had you putting 6 PIECES of corn in the pile, and CLR cuts this down to three. Remember that retarted part in Rock Solid where you had to pee on the rocks, it's annoying because it feels like your pee doesn't go far enough to get the rocks in the hole. In CLR, you can strafe and move while you pee, and the second hit in rock solid got dropped down to one. In mugged, the annoying dinosaurs have a much more forgiving hitbox in CLR. In CLR, Conker gets a Van Helsing outfit for the spooky chapter, which I think is very fitting for the chapter. And the shooting Controls, Oh my Gosh alright In CBFD, the shooting controls suck, I know it's because of the limited hardware and stuff, but damn is the part annoying, in the first part of the shooting, you're platforming and shooting at the Tediz, So you're already meshing two different gameplays together. AND THE BLOODY PART WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE A BAZOOKA TO GET COVER WHILE THE TEDIZ TRY TO KILL YOU. This, part.. Okay so you have to take cover so the Tediz won't shoot at you. Cool, but the problem is, the Tediz Block YOUR cover too and with the awkward shooting controls this part has to be the WORST area in the whole entire game.. But whatever, it's just my opinion you can like n64 conker all ya want.
13:12 I don't know who the hell came up with such a bad joke, they took all the fun out of the scene that shows the military squirrel suffering for a long time while Conker reads a magazine, that's not funny, it's sadistic, and it doesn't coincide at all with the humor of the game, which is usually strong but not so extreme either.
@@Neogelis not 100% sure if you can, but definitely the N64 is emulated, obviously because of the framerate is higher than its 20-30's. Edit: any proof someone emulated L&R in YT?
@@pizzagob1in17 i know a video from 9 months ago, but from a spanish channel: ruclips.net/video/pqvO3o-OZ4g/видео.html as what it seems, it runs better with recent hardware.
@@real_Furryratchet i mean it makes sense, why would they add toilet paper in there when the actor clearly says he needs toilet paper? so clearly yeah it was done to make a crack at the joke.
Mira es curioso porque en ls versión de la xbox original si se dejaron las 2 ardillas porque en principio en la versión de la nintendo 64 iban a ver 2 ardillas en la versión de la nintendo 64 pero en el juego final no salieron
@@lproductions4697 Alright, n64 Conker... Sucks, I'm sorry, the writing is THE BEST. But the game has so many boring fetch quests and dumb parts that make me wanna tear my hair off. The part where you put sweet corn in the crap pile had you putting 6 PIECES of corn in the pile, and CLR cuts this down to three. Remember that retarted part in Rock Solid where you had to pee on the rocks, it's annoying because it feels like your pee doesn't go far enough to get the rocks in the hole. In CLR, you can strafe and move while you pee, and the second hit in rock solid got dropped down to one. In mugged, the annoying dinosaurs have a much more forgiving hitbox in CLR. In CLR, Conker gets a Van Helsing outfit for the spooky chapter, which I think is very fitting for the chapter. And the shooting Controls, Oh my Gosh alright In CBFD, the shooting controls suck, I know it's because of the limited hardware and stuff, but damn is the part annoying, in the first part of the shooting, you're platforming and shooting at the Tediz, So you're already meshing two different gameplays together. AND THE BLOODY PART WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE A BAZOOKA TO GET COVER WHILE THE TEDIZ TRY TO KILL YOU. This, part.. Okay so you have to take cover so the Tediz won't shoot at you. Cool, but the problem is, the Tediz Block YOUR cover too and with the awkward shooting controls this part has to be the WORST area in the whole entire game.. But whatever, it's just my opinion you can like n64 conker all ya want.
Just look at the cutscene in 9:51, and how it ruins the original intention of the developers for you to not see the tedyz, until you are face to face to them during gameplay, so they can jump on you. There's much more tension when you don't see the enemy, but know that they're there. The xbox version is a mess, and this part just shows how it doesn't even try to respect the original art style and ideas.
João Nitro what would you even know? You can't even spell "censors" correctly. And anyone with eyes can see that the colors are better on the Xbox version
@@OwnedEpicStyle What? On the n64, the colors isnt in a shade of gray, and it LOOKS LIKE a kid's game (it was supposed to look like a kid's game) while the xbox version looks like a adult game. And the characters' expressions looks bland on the xbox.
João Nitro everything you just said is wrong and everything I'm saying is correct and factual. You're wrong and I'm right. The Xbox version is better and the n64 version is inferior.
@@skluntybunkly4808 Not only do I find this part hilarious and artful, but the conversation that they're having intrigues me. I can't help but repeat the phrase in my head over and over. I can't help but think that it's a comment about the impact of their work on people who interoperate the game potentially radically differently than others.
Watching N64 version in 60 fps it is the most satisfactory thing I watched in my life.
I love how on the N64 version, the Tediz are just literal plushies with a gun. To me, this contrast of something originally cute and harmless holding a war weapon is much more effective in terms of memorable design than their Xbox versions counterparts.
both versions have their own ups and downs. neither one is really the ideal way to play, just pick one.
@@TheUltimateRare as someone who has never played a conker game in his life (but has watched walkthroughs of other people playing it), I choose the live and reloaded counterpart. The tediz from the n64 feel naked. in my opinion, I like the tediz with more detail and not having those pitch black eyes and those sick wehrmacht/waffen ss loadouts they're rockin'.
I only played the Xbox version, the n64 was older so it had worse graphics
i totally agree, this game is not suppose to take serious, in fact, something adorable but dangerous like the n64 teddis are much funny than the xbox edgy teddys, according to the sense of humor, the n64 is way better
@@renzluigiaquino7608 I agree
25:36 ahead spoke real truth. Young men sent to die in war while generals laid back in their fancy houses hundreds of miles away from enemy lines, just giving orders. They should be the ones sent to war.
If the general dies then there will be no one to organized the army actions so its very important they don't get blown up or killed cause trust me you definitely don't want a case of soldiers panicking from enemy attacks and not only that their is no back up plan or someone to rally them.
Two not all generals spend all their days in a fancy house and drink tea all day. They have something called hq or command post where they along with some of their officers formulate strategies, deal with logistics, intelligence gathering etc. They don't seat around doing nothing.
As for those that will lead the soldiers in front line, that will fall to junior officers like lieutenants , colonels, lieutenants colonels, captains or brigadier generals, they handle that. But as for the commander of the front. No you dont put him or her in harm's way
Chain of command.
For sure.
I think that speech is a reference to a similar speech in Apocalypse Now!
Both really good. Would reccomend the movie for a more in depth take (without the nazi teddy bears.)
@@nicolasmeisel nah that movie cringe 😣
@@yoshihammerbro435 oh yeah, how so?
11:19 Its funny that n64 conker looks more badass and lar conker looks more scared. But still i prefer the last one because makes a little more sense the dilogue with rodent regarding the attire.
I Like How Conker is Wearing his Original Clothes in N64 Version While The XBOX Remake He's Wears Soldier Outfit
The Tediz design in the N64 seem like they're made with limmitatons in mind, the xbox ones were pretty well designed but dont look as menacing, if they were to ever touch up on this game again a good in between design would be appreciated.
Un excelente punto
24:40 is anyone gonna look at that other boat’s name in live and reloaded?
TheBlueThing okay, that's glorious
I Love The Live And Reloaded Version More Though The N64 Version Is Cool
N64: Two guns
Xbox: Uniform
And jump with weapons cause 64 didnt make jumping for the weapons but the sword,chainsaw and the throwing knives
8:45 “Get me the heck outta heeere!”
10:32 N64 with RTX in the 2000's
For a first gen Xbox the graphics are outstanding!
The graphics are great but the animation is all wrong the models move without moving there limbs it's like there robitic
@@Maxthewolfthe biggest problem in the Xbox version is that the characters eyes don't move
I think part of the humor of this game is old blocky graphics.
12:53 agreed, the game doesn't really work as well if it's just "cute animal mascot in fucked up situations". conker really only worked because of the context it existed in; being released on the family friendly mascot collectathon console by the kings of the family friendly mascot collectathon genre. I also prefer the tediz looking like teddybears someone surgically put life into instead of just actual bears.
Better resolution and better object modeling. But the textures in N¨4 have more relief and depth. Nothing beats the original. I still prefer the effects of Light and Remains generated by N64, hardware effects have always been better on Nintendo consoles. Sony And Microsfot, realistic textures have always been bad in physics.
J Czar I agree, and the original was designed to look like a kids game such as Banjo Kazooie where as the Xbox version seems like it was designed to look like a rated M game.
The Xbox version is better in every way
@@OwnedEpicStyle fanboy triggered
They took out the best multiplayer levels and modes in the remake.
Alright, n64 Conker... Sucks, I'm sorry, the writing is THE BEST. But the game has so many boring fetch quests and dumb parts that make me wanna tear my hair off. The part where you put sweet corn in the crap pile had you putting 6 PIECES of corn in the pile, and CLR cuts this down to three. Remember that retarted part in Rock Solid where you had to pee on the rocks, it's annoying because it feels like your pee doesn't go far enough to get the rocks in the hole. In CLR, you can strafe and move while you pee, and the second hit in rock solid got dropped down to one. In mugged, the annoying dinosaurs have a much more forgiving hitbox in CLR. In CLR, Conker gets a Van Helsing outfit for the spooky chapter, which I think is very fitting for the chapter. And the shooting Controls, Oh my Gosh alright In CBFD, the shooting controls suck, I know it's because of the limited hardware and stuff, but damn is the part annoying, in the first part of the shooting, you're platforming and shooting at the Tediz, So you're already meshing two different gameplays together. AND THE BLOODY PART WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE A BAZOOKA TO GET COVER WHILE THE TEDIZ TRY TO KILL YOU. This, part.. Okay so you have to take cover so the Tediz won't shoot at you. Cool, but the problem is, the Tediz Block YOUR cover too and with the awkward shooting controls this part has to be the WORST area in the whole entire game.. But whatever, it's just my opinion you can like n64 conker all ya want.
Y otra curiosidad es que la arma de los tediz de la versión de la nintendo 64 no salió en el multijugador la arma es exclusiva del modo historia
Is anyone realizing that the original voice lines got reused in the Xbox version, but mostly it's not bitcrushed like in the original n64 version
The electric chair scene, lol
La parte donde conker llega a guerra a mi me perturbo cuando era niño pero la version de la nintendo 64
8:15 what noise is that when this happens?
Tinnitus
@@comicrandomness3289 thanks
who thought it was a good idea to replace cute squirrels with ugly abominations
They look manly though...
@@nickness6433 true that
8:43 Conker: GET ME THE HECK OUTTA HEEEERE!!!
13:12 I don't know who the hell came up with such a bad joke, they took all the fun out of the scene that shows the military squirrel suffering for a long time while Conker reads a magazine, that's not funny, it's sadistic, and it doesn't coincide at all with the humor of the game, which is usually strong but not so extreme either.
Llora pues
@@ZOImperius Solo es una opinión, el cambio que hicieron me pareció bobo y ya 🤷🏻♂️
@@TottoGamer2016 me gusta saber otro idioma y que los gringos no sepan que carajo pasa
@@ZOImperius Se van a romper la cabeza tratando de ver de que hablamos jajaj
@@TottoGamer2016 There's a button called "Translate" you know, right?
10:57 lmfao let’s faaace it , 19:47 conkerrr nnnnOOOOoooo
XBox emu: 30 frames
N64 emu: i am spud
Hold on, there is a chance to play Conker Live & Reloaded in an emulator???
@@Neogelis not 100% sure if you can, but definitely the N64 is emulated, obviously because of the framerate is higher than its 20-30's.
Edit: any proof someone emulated L&R in YT?
@@pizzagob1in17 i know a video from 9 months ago, but from a spanish channel: ruclips.net/video/pqvO3o-OZ4g/видео.html
as what it seems, it runs better with recent hardware.
What gun is that on n64
I think that's an M16.
10:39 Conker in The Elevator
It makes no sense on Xbox because there 3 rolls of toiletpaper next to him! xD
that's the joke.
@@TheUltimateRare ...Oh...
@@real_Furryratchet i mean it makes sense, why would they add toilet paper in there when the actor clearly says he needs toilet paper? so clearly yeah it was done to make a crack at the joke.
Mira es curioso porque en ls versión de la xbox original si se dejaron las 2 ardillas porque en principio en la versión de la nintendo 64 iban a ver 2 ardillas en la versión de la nintendo 64 pero en el juego final no salieron
... you can play with low graficcs in xbox, you just need instal rare replay
glad that I prefer the Xbox version.
Rodent the grey squirrel is conker's childhood friend
9:09 I wonder why he’s so shocked about it? Did he know the history about them?
i was going to say both but the xbox version is better (because the xbox feels so smooth)
I love that the way says AH! fuck that shit
i think you mean AH! ^minecraft enchantment table^ That SH$^"
This video was uploaded on my birthday September 4th
I didn't realize how is better the N64 version, the first version I met was the Xbox, now I want to play the N64
8:44
Conker: "Get me the heck out of here!!!"
0:09 Conker: STUPID LOGO!
Me: bro, the logo is not stupid, you blind?
hmm yeah because a jumping logo isn't stupid at all
I love conker's dialogue here.
NINTENDO 64 IS WAY BETTER HE GOT TWO MACHINE GUNS IN IT
that is true but xbox has better graphics
@@lproductions4697 Alright, n64 Conker... Sucks, I'm sorry, the writing is THE BEST. But the game has so many boring fetch quests and dumb parts that make me wanna tear my hair off. The part where you put sweet corn in the crap pile had you putting 6 PIECES of corn in the pile, and CLR cuts this down to three. Remember that retarted part in Rock Solid where you had to pee on the rocks, it's annoying because it feels like your pee doesn't go far enough to get the rocks in the hole. In CLR, you can strafe and move while you pee, and the second hit in rock solid got dropped down to one. In mugged, the annoying dinosaurs have a much more forgiving hitbox in CLR. In CLR, Conker gets a Van Helsing outfit for the spooky chapter, which I think is very fitting for the chapter. And the shooting Controls, Oh my Gosh alright In CBFD, the shooting controls suck, I know it's because of the limited hardware and stuff, but damn is the part annoying, in the first part of the shooting, you're platforming and shooting at the Tediz, So you're already meshing two different gameplays together. AND THE BLOODY PART WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE A BAZOOKA TO GET COVER WHILE THE TEDIZ TRY TO KILL YOU. This, part.. Okay so you have to take cover so the Tediz won't shoot at you. Cool, but the problem is, the Tediz Block YOUR cover too and with the awkward shooting controls this part has to be the WORST area in the whole entire game.. But whatever, it's just my opinion you can like n64 conker all ya want.
@@lproductions4697 at least his hair is fluffy. who doesn't love high Def squirrel hair?
that's your reason?
I prefer Xbox version with one gun, easier to control
If the ac130 gets destroyed by submarine
Since Von kripplespac lost his legs
Looks much better on 64, it's like they kind of ruined the cartoon soursweet look of the original game and concept
Rodent looks like tortoise
14:10 Could You Untie Me…? And Just Let Me Go…?
Someone needs a janitor
I like to start here. 6:25
8:44 GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
like Xbox clásic
el mejor video que ebisto en mi bida
Visto* vida*
9:33 :)
Im gonna be honest live and reloaded did it better.
Monitor Productions No. It didn’t. Graphically, yes. But that’s it.
So Ronery yes it did. It’s just the better game between the two
@@sO_RoNerY The gameplay and the controls are a thousands times better than the original.
Just look at the cutscene in 9:51, and how it ruins the original intention of the developers for you to not see the tedyz, until you are face to face to them during gameplay, so they can jump on you. There's much more tension when you don't see the enemy, but know that they're there. The xbox version is a mess, and this part just shows how it doesn't even try to respect the original art style and ideas.
When it comes to conker and the graphics on the map yes
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh momento unico wnnnnnnnnnnn
9:13
Hey, you cursed. This is foul language because it's a kids game. It's what the **** man.
Nice Meme mate.
N64
Nazis reference
11:17
Live and reloaded is better and anyone who disagrees is wrong
No. The xbox one has more censures, the colors sucks too.
João Nitro what would you even know? You can't even spell "censors" correctly. And anyone with eyes can see that the colors are better on the Xbox version
@@OwnedEpicStyle What? On the n64, the colors isnt in a shade of gray, and it LOOKS LIKE a kid's game (it was supposed to look like a kid's game) while the xbox version looks like a adult game. And the characters' expressions looks bland on the xbox.
João Nitro everything you just said is wrong and everything I'm saying is correct and factual. You're wrong and I'm right. The Xbox version is better and the n64 version is inferior.
Dwn Range you're wrong I'm right
i prefer akimbo version...
hector Campus akimbo?
@@NNiffy It means weilding 2 guns, one in each hand, which Conker does in the original.
Prefer n64, personally
Xbox version > n64
Xbox ruined the design
they just wanted to make it pretty. that's the downside to changing an already great design.
the squirrels on the Xbox version are ugly
how many realistic squirrels look pretty to you anyway? XD
N64 > XBOX
I wasn't allowed to play violent games like this it would have scarred me for life I am glad I didn't play this game
Los osos se ven horrible en la versión de Xbox, bueno todo, mil veces me quedo con la de Nintendo 64 es la mejor
Xdxdxd
11:03-11:27
They are out of character to wait for conker so they can go to character but in the beta they are in character disecting the soldier squirrel.
@@skluntybunkly4808 Not only do I find this part hilarious and artful, but the conversation that they're having intrigues me. I can't help but repeat the phrase in my head over and over.
I can't help but think that it's a comment about the impact of their work on people who interoperate the game potentially radically differently than others.
@@then35t18 well tbh,they are acting like its a movie kind of thing.