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New Rule: The Magic R | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2017
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher wonders why Republicans have "Patriotic Immunity" and disputes the notion that they inherently love America more than Democrats.
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That was one of the most savage segments I've ever seen Bill do. Wow.
im not so sure. have you ever heard of conan the barbarian. he was far more savage. and iv seen mma on you tube which is far more savage
conan for sure
Comedy is never victory. Until one day (R) pays its price at the pooling stations, victory will never come.
Yes. Let's jump into the pool. Maybe polling stations? (R)eigns supreme!!!!!!!!
Bill was intense this week. He's on the friggin warpath.
MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN
akbar rauf that is hard, USA has got about 35% of deplorables.
right. thats what trump has been saying this whole time
i think there werer even hats about it. they were red
or blue
akbar rauf too cheesy dude
After binge watching New Rule from around 3 - 5 years ago I'm amazed how much Bill predicts the future. He's also so spot on about republicans, I mean he's really got their number.
Hats off to the woman who laughed at “drive a hummer through a daycare center” 😄
You sure nothing fell on Giuliani's head on 9/11?
That would imply that he was actually sane before 9/11
hes rich. which means his smarter and more important than you peasant
Something must've.
He was supposedly the guy who greatly reduced crime in New York (was that fake news?) ... but since 9/11 he's been nothing but an arsehole.
Mai Nem he's like Peter Brady after he saved that little old lady from being CRUSHED in that toy store and she paid for him to have a party but Peter WOULD NOT SHUT UP about saving her to all his friends 24/7 so no one showed up to his party except the rest of the Brady Bunch😂😂😂
THAT'S why Rudy lost Iowa!
And not even Dennis Miller can escape the gravitational pull of that metaphor I just laid down 😎😎😎
You making the error due to the fact he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a baby. Pre 9/11 and Post 9/11 Giuliani are the same.
BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!
Michael Kahr I'm sure bill wouldn't be a disaster though.
***** agreed!
An atheist could never become president. There are too many religious freaks in America.
GunAndBomb Exactly!
Bill Mahr is the best comedian on Earth ever, every time I watch his show , I leave with Belly ach laughing.
I love you!
4:58 Love him or hate him, he always says the stuff that needs to be said and no one else will say it.
Brilliant!
sup burner
I can't believe how much I miss Bush. He actually took the presidency seriously when compared to Trump.
Jasmine Tea/ Fuck that guy.
Jasmine Tea/ No way. Fuck that guy.
Yeah aside from Iraq, 9/11, FEMA, Katrina, and the house crisis, yeah, stand up guy.
It's early days.. Soon when his picks for the intelligence agencies are in place, they can fabricobble some nice lies about Iran and invade.
Hell I can't believe how much I miss Professor Irwin Corey. He actually took logical discourse and argument seriously when compared to Trump.
Bill is the boss 👍🏻
And four years later, it's only gotten worse, and the republicans love him even more.
@boming wei Baby-man, who can't even control himself.
David, I think they are more afraid of crossing him rather than love him, bc he has the heart of their base!
@@juliusrobinson7363 You nailed it on the head. They are all afraid if trump because of the mind control he has over his base. One nasty tweet from trump and their lives and careers are finished. Maybe we need a journalist to stand up and take Trump down like the journalist that took down Joe McCarthy
You guys all swallowed the wrong pill. First and foremost, Censorship is a terrible thing that they are doing in this country that supposed to be free. 2nd the magic R bit is pretty rich now when you have the insane democrat double standard. 2nd impeachment on another phoney string up. We the people really know what is going on here.
Damn, Bill really gave it to Agent Orange. Haha
I usually call him the big dick with the tiny dick.
Tangerine Traitor
ex-PFC Wintergreen Trump isn't even playing the same sport as Caesar. Caesar had a fucking _talent_ for politics. Trump is like a toddler who barely passed his first kiddy pool swim class jumping into the Olympic pool, demanding he get the gold medal, and taking a lifeguard down with him as he drowns.
My favorites that I've heard, besides a couple already mentioned in this thread:
Twitler
Hair Furor
Trumplethinskin
SCROTUS [so-called ruler of the US]
Agent Orange
This was absolutely the best Bill Maher I have ever seen. Razor sharp, spot on, pinpoint... whatever you want to call it
PH van Galen agree and agree and its very True.
I would agree, except in the overtime segment he compared Milo to Hitchens, which actually pissed me off
Hitchens was much more intelligent and in tune with reality and facts.
+Hex Isme Much much more fact based
+Hex Isme; AGREED!!!
That was indeed an excellent piece. I wonder how many writers Bill has on his staff. Congratulations, people, you're doing a fine job of journalism.
Bill Maher always speaks the truth and this is one of his best videos. We are so lucky to have him.
THANK YOU BILL MAHER FOR DOING WHAT YOU DO!!! 😎
So fuckin TRUE!! ha ha
Bill Maher, please keep shining the light where illumination is needed and not to mention where our sanity is helped along the way.
Bill, been watching forever, but that was the most point on piece I've heard. It's just so true.
"To paraphrase Donald Trump, I like mayors that don't let towers collapse." ... fucking rekt...
I don't like Giuliani but why is that his fault? The hijackers never landed at a New York airport (I mean, we know where they "landed" in New York). What about faulting the other mayors, like in Boston where the hijackers boarded? Or San Diego where the hijackers were training?
I can see that, assuming that's what he meant about Giuliani who he's always been critical of. Maher's view of Giuliani is not the same as his view of McCain
David Curry What do you mean "assuming thats what he meant" that was literally the whole point and the only reason for saying that.
*ASSUMING THATS WHAT HE MEANT* is what I mean
What else can he mean by that?
One of the best new rules ever.
Thanks, Bill, for the awesome commentary! Things I have thought for a long time, but no one else has ever had the balls to say, let alone on national television! You go, dude, keep it up!
Wouldn't it be funny if "comedy" was the only source of "real news" in America!
Truth!
News is entertainment since it has become all about ratings. Trump and his trumpsters think Fox ratings have something to do with validity.
@vonsuthoff Newsflash! Comedy HAS become the best news source of "real news" in America (since you posted this 2 yrs ago) Some comedians are so overwhelmed by current news TODAY (like Trevor Noah recently with the Jacob Blake shooting) that they are forced to simply talk straight edge about what's going on in the US, bc it hurts so much. #Respect #BlackLivesMatter
@@vulturebitch ... Hello there Vulture! vonSuthoff from the future here. Excellent observations indeed. I find myself following Trevor Noah quite often. He does make reality more palatable by making us smile at the absurdities along the way and I find that a little bit of humor is good medicine! And this just proves my 100 year old grandma right... Common sense and kindness toward our fellow human beings goes a long way. She says, "love" is the most powerful thing in the universe, and it is the only thing that can cure hate. And I reckon humor, with good intentions, certainly qualifies as love!
Thanks for the post! And remember... there is an unlimited supply of love. All you must do to get it, is... give it first. So, pay it forward!
Peace in your journey my friend!
@@vonsuthoff Thanx for all your loving messages, right back at you AND your granny! Im a super Trevor Noah fan myself, and i realized how serious reality was when even he couldnt make any joke at all about the situation. But him and the rest of them all help so much in keeping our spirts high in such hard times, like life with no sense of humour, is like the british say, is life with no soul. Will do as your say, and peace to you too ,my friend!
This was one of Bill's GREATEST MOMENTS!!!!
This was SPECTACULAR!!!
They NEED to be held accountable. They've gotten rich and arrogant. Worse yet, they're just not afraid of the public anymore. THAT needs to change.
Nice profile ma boy! LMAO
Free Diugh When I was in college protesting the Viet Nam war , revolutionaries used the slogan " eat the rich". Who would want to eat such shit now...
Dec 2021 now. Can you believe all of that actually got (& still continues to) WORSE by the day...errr...HOUR?? We (logically) thought that once #45 was out of the W.H. ... but MTG, Gaetz, Bobert etc., picked up the baton. Smh.
You mean like Hunter and Joe Biden now they've been getting rich and lying about it for quite a while just in case you didn't hear the New York Times, by most accounts the liberal by me actually came out and verified that Hunters laptop really was Hunters
The French royalty thought so as well
I love that line I love mayor's where Towers don't collapse
I love Bill Maher. He is a national treasure ♥️
that was the best New Rules ever
Viking12 that and the 'Stop Apologizing' bit as well
Absolutely!
What he did was not so much call out the (R)'s but those who vote and defend them. Brilliant!!!
The part that pisses me off is that he's done this bit before and that it needs to be repeated over and over. The first time it about how a Democrat will cheat and he's forced out of politics or impeached. Newt Gingrich literally said that the reason that he cheated on every wife he's had is because he loves America:
“There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate"
+Margaret Jones Yes
Dropping some serious truth bombs there!
Bill's savage at times.
I just started to bing watch all of Bill's Real Time episodes. Holly crap, I never thought such an outspoken American would exist! He is saying what we Europeans are thinking of all the time.
Damn! He is so good at what he does! I had the honor of being in the audience on a taping of Bill Maher. One of the great thrills of my life.
Bill Maher spitting fiery truth
PLÄÄÄ, PLÄÄÄ, PLÄÄ. YAWN! You know.
::Applause:: ... ::Standing Ovation:: ... Well Said!!
Louie Antonio i concur!👏👏👏
Wow!! This is an old speech but I would loved to have heard it at the White House Correspondence Dinner last week where Michelle Wolf was the guest comedian. It is so relevant in 2018. Bill, you've got to get this out again on regular prime time TV. Everyone should hear it.
11/14/2020. And Bill Maher was 100% on the money with his observations.
Come next year that magic R is gonna be a curse
wrong
Gonna be? Try HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
Well I can agree with that
But C, from the late 1860s and through the 1960s, with the exception of the Joseph McCarthy period, the Republican Party was as nobly responsible, if not more-so generally, than the other(s). The actual civil-rights issue was an admirable and difficult problem to which their efforts were initiated.
It really wasn't until the initial popularity of the Carter Administration onset did the maniacal underlings and greedy despotic cunts such as Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Frank Gaffney, and even a bit later John Bolton, Paul Wolfowitz (who then became a Republican in the 'Reagan Administration'), undermine the party to become what it is, in it's now "present state'.
Bill Maher is the best. Truth to Power.
Power to truth.
I'm in England and I just love Bill Maher.
Pompeo also has an offsite server at home. Trump wouldn’t have lasted 20 seconds in a Vietnamese prison camp.
Teump would have cried for his mommy
This man gets it, unlike America.
Preach it, Bill! Day after day I am baffled by what has happened and what continues to happen ever since Trump came down that escalator...
Angelina Mainetti still a bumpy ride isn ‘t it ?
I vote for Trump for only 1 reason. Because it passes people like you off.
@@prestonphelps1649
Reasonings, of an idiot❗🤷
Well, tell Trump that John McCain likes politicans who did not lose Arizona.
Or who did not dodge the draft 5 effin times 🤬🥴
Maher is correct. I have heard evangelicals say that babies are "evil" and that if their non-believing relatives and friends go to hell, they don't care and think they deserve it. Oh, my!
Most accurate and savage new rule I've seen yet
Bush and dog photo made my night 😂
So true. But at least Bush likes dogs. Trump hates animals, and his sons murder them.
Yeah, seeing a person-however bad a president they were- with an animal as Bush was with his dog, makes me believe that they're still somewhat human. I'd be surprised if Trump displayed anything short of affection towards anything living... I also don't really think any animal could be attached to Trump, they're too smart to do that right? Right?!
True, Jonathan, plus it would be a terrible life for an animal to be with any Trump- so cold they are, so immune to anything vulnerable, so shallow. Animals are so sensitive- I doubt the Trumps have ever loved anything/anyone. I am continually amazed by them. They seem more mannequin than human.
hahahahahahhahahahahah right, looks like a mentally disabled child, so funny
I know, I lost it! I've never seen that photo before. It was a perfect Doofus Bush moment!
"He rides horses with Jesus!" I love that!!
I have so little regard for today's Republicans. The party really has deteriorated.
Bill should have asked Milo about Trump raising funds and not giving it out, as Milo himself has experience in doing.
Kyle he had to cut Milo off short before Milo set Bill on fire in that roast.
Milo had his worn out ass handed to him by everyone on the panel but Jack Kingston, he n Milo had an adorable one hour bromance.
+Spongebob Sucks He had to cut Milo off short because the motormouth couldn't make a point in the 30,000 words he rambled off--mostly aimless insults--in the course of a few agonizing seconds.
But then I guess never shutting his mouth has a lot to do with why he was wearing a pearl necklace.
Why? He would just equivocate and throw out red herrings and dance his way out of it. I don't know why he was even a guest. He has nothing of value to say.
Thank you! They wanted to talk about
Him as the controversial figure instead of any policies of trump or compare information to see who actually had facts. I don't understand why have him on either if the only thing he's going to bring is his opinion and nothing else
Bill went BEAST MODE! And it was amazing!
Bill Maher is a blessing to the Truth, at least to my world view! Whose reality are we living in today? The Truth, as fact, shall set us free!!! Thanks.... 🙏🏻
My husband and I have observed a clear double-standard applied between the two parties - for quite a few years.
Hot DAMN! About time this was said so well and so clearly...awesome.
He should go on to Fox news and debate hannity and tucker carlson about all this!
This shit is so fucking true.
*false
greg77389 your the first conservative comment I think I've seen on this video
+Zach Jones
Probably because the top comments are dominated by alt-left delusional people. Also indicated by the like to dislike ratio of this video. This is certainly not an environment suitable for rational discussion between opposing viewpoints... It is more of an echo chamber for the alt-left.
False how? How is anything Bill Maher said untrue in anyway?
Biill you are the only thing keeping me going through this horrible administration. I so admire your voice. Keep it coming.
Wonderful flashback, Bill 💜 I love your intelligence.
More of this my friend....much MUCH more of this. This is the Bill I like!
Probably the best segment he has ever done.
Don’t forget about that senator who was speeding on a wet road and hit and killed a guy, just happened. She won’t serve a day! WTF
That was a thing of beauty. Easily one of Bill's all-time best!
...now he rides horses in heaven with Jesus....lost my shit
did u have it in ur hand before?
@@srihariharand2422 before you had it in your mouth? i did! XD
@@twinklinglicin i had it in my ass
@@srihariharand2422 neato!
I love these segments damn so much truth.
I'd be amazed if America made the top 100.
#BillMaherForPresident2020
Bill Mayer you are IN MY HEAD!! I don't know how you did it (to a T) , BUT I LOVE IT!!!
Thank you!!!
One of the best segments ever!
So much TRUTH in 7min 32 sec.... Go Bill
One of Bill Maher's best monologues.
that (R) is a good symbol for HYPOCRISY!
I just simply love this guy period.
Anyone who thinks _Real Time_ should be cancelled because Bill Maher said the n-word *once* needs to watch this sketch.
@Kyle Stubbs Anyone who thought or said that should have their brains checked, or simply NOT WATCH Real Time and Bill Maher. They should go watch other shows where they are not offended. Just a reminder, Bill Maher used to have a show called "Politically INCORRECT", so you should KNOW beforehand who youre watching before you get all judgemental. That's his brand, if you dont like it, FFS, DONT WATCH IT, go elsewhere, theres's plenty of shows that are very politically correct. Dont go on Bill's show and when he says something offensive go on a hissyfit and say "this show should be cancelled". Adios. Goodbye.
@Mike Pondo I dunno... that might actually be an insult to the Beast that number represents. He's _good_ at his job.
One of Bill's best. Truth needs a voice.
I love how the R was presented like sesame street segment😂
Yea that was funny
Because it was supposed to sound magical like you're at Disneyland or something
I've never really seen any of Bill Maher's stuff, but wow.... if there's more like that out there I WANT to see more!
stalincom His New Rules Segments are usually the best part of the shows.
stalincom this is very typical Bill Maher. He tends to think through the obvious stuff that the rest of us overlook. yes keep watching, you'll like more of his stuff. but you will find people will still argue against him with empty unsupported arguments. I've never seen so many supportive viewer comments to Bill Mahers stuff as I have today.
stalincom some other good ones: Orange sphincter, Russia connections evidence board, the notorious HRC, what would a dick do?, save the rich fucks, and What if Obama said? (Which by the way he desperately needs to do an update on).
While Maher's commentaries are always great, this one is beyond Superb! My family, friends, and I have been waiting for this to be said for quite some time. I only wish it was required viewing for every Right-Wing-Nut! Thanks, Bill.
Unfortunately those type of right wingers have a thing that's called "Cognitive Dissonance" In other words, their beliefs are so embedded in their minds, that even with rock solid truth.. They can't change.. Sad.
I'm sure you've seen one of those movies where they strap an individual in a chair and use a device to hold their eyes open in order to 'condition' them. Need I say more?
@@gryjffrs LOL IKR, "Clockwork Orange" style, but since this is 2020 and psycho Rep followers have turned to the bat-shit crazy conspiracy theory of Qanon, just goes to show people who beleive THAT complete pyschosis delirium cant be conviced of nothing else. They are completely gone mentally speaking.
@@vulturebitch Exactly what I had in mind when I posted this, must have got sidetracked and forgot to say all of it. Glad you deciphered my meaning. Who, having seen the movie, can forget Roddy McDowell getting his violence conditioning? Must be doing some sort of make you stupid conditioning for those that identify with the (R) symbol these days. Though they all seem to be unprincipled these days, maybe about half the repubs in congress can still pull off a coherent, rational conversation today. The others are friggin loons! What's more, they're a true representation of their voters.
Bill you are the best. Please don't have any sexual harassment claims come out. We can't have your voice silenced!
You are so very correct, Bill Maher, thanks for sharing!!
"I like mayors who *don't* let towers collapse." BAM!
+TheUnatuber still too soon
Tell it Bill ! Fuck the RAT publikkkans.
Hey! Unatuber! Right on w that!
@Maina Fridman Who is Major?
To be fair that was one hell of a below the belt blow my nuts felt that. Also I don't think was rightfully deserved as it was more of a failure between the FBI and CIA to share information on the hijackers, but hey when did facts ever matter
Bill, you and your panel tonight was exceptional and passionate; so very enjoyable. Thank you!
Dead on Bill and I enjoyed your show clool Bill
Bill Maher you are absolutely the best ..... thanks for being you
This might be a top 10 all time new rules and I've watched all of them.... I know this was a hard pill for republicans to swallow
You can tell by the comments..not one is commenting on the actual video! LOL
I don't think they swallowed it, I think it went in another way.
It was......but I'm thankful I did because I'm no longer a Republican!
Wow! That's wasn't comedy - that was journalism...
And it's all true... Not even "true in context" with various interpretations - it's just plainly true...
Let's all stand by for the apologists to get into the act. You'll know them when they start to say things like: "But what about when Obama did..." or "Clinton was impeached..." etc... It's worth noting they will never address the actual concerns that Maher expressed...
Journalism lost its meaning when the liberal media butchered it by reporting fake news.
Facts are facts...
Something intentionally reported as true that's simply not true is "fake news" - the so called "liberal media" isn't a real thing and the press in general usually reports "true" things. That's kinda their job...
For fake news you'll have to listen to our new President, I'll give you an example:
The crowd at President Trump's inaugural was not the largest ever, it wasn't even "average," it was only a few hundred thousand. That's as accurate an estimate as can be made based on analyzing the pictures of the event.
Criticism of that reporting as being "fake news" is a tactic to de-legitimize the press. Every factual thing that Maher said was true. Therefore: not fake
greg77389 fake news are all those accounts on Facebook that report things that never actually happened like the Pope endorsing trump
Facts that you don't like or are inconvenient to whatever horseshit narrative you're trying to sell doesn't make them any less factual. The only fake news is coming from Fox, which, by the way, purposefully classifies itself with the FCC as an Entertainment group, NOT as a News organization, so they can get away with peddling their crap with absolutely ZERO accountability to the actual truth. With exception to Shepard Smith, all the Fox talking heads are just that; talking heads provided with a partisan script to try to sell the desired narrative, with no regard for what is true. They are not journalists, and they sure as hell are not interested in the actual truth.
Yes, journalists do occasionally get something wrong. But when they do, they acknowledge the error, retract it, and apologize. When was the last time Fox, or the orange shitpile, or ANY of his enablers and supporters ever done that? Never!
So take your "FAKE NEWS!" hollering somewhere else, because the only fake news is coming from the orange shitpile, his woefully ignorant cultists, and those who enable him.
The only fake news there is, is" faux news ( & Entertainment) like wwe wrestling and Soap Operas ,Alex Jones ,& Benny Hymm ( faith healer )... & so on $$$$
Wow, Truer words never spoken.
TRUTH IS TRUTH TELL IT LIKE IT IS
I LOVE THIS GUY🥰 Bill Maher
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
"maybe if he'd done something he wouldn't be so unknown." killed it!!
That CIA agent outing is something I will never forget or forgive.
And look at us now 3 years later keep Bill on the air I like the truth!✌♥️ America from Montana
Bill this was your finest hour - even if it was only 7 minutes and felt like 2!
2:11 Could've said "To all you flag waivers who in the last 8 years said 'I'm not gonna just stand here and let "Obama" run down America'... You're standing there and letting "Trump" run down America."
That was the fucking truth right there
I saw this the night it aired and it's still great. One of his best New Rules ever.
I remember you before you had you tv program years ago. After all these years I hear you finally speaking out again. How I missed that bright sarcastic in depth wit. Glad RUclips holds you in reruns so I have a chance to catch up. Thank you for being a conscience for this country.
McCain is one of the few respectable Republicans. He understands the dangers of Putin, and knows the disaster that Trump is. He is not another Russian sympathizer, unlike too many Trump supporters. As a Dem, I would vote him in without hesitation.
Or he's just more in line with the deep state for whom Putin is a major pain in the ass because he's become a deterrent to further US "regime changes" in the Middle East. McCain is a freaking war mongerer.
Sinn Haft Hahaha. Putin a deterrent? He is the regime.
Yes, he is a good Republican. Even though he was alienated for it, he still put his country above his party on the priority list. That's the one way to lose what Bill Maher called in this segment "patriotic immunity."
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Republicans.
Re tardicans are The Enemy.
Beauty. Trump's shining belief is "no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of Americans/Trump voters."
Boy! Ur so right at that!
Republicans. are the biggest Orange ass kissers
@Stringer Bell DENNIS RODMAN POTUS DONALD J TRUMP VP 2020!!!! Yeehaaaaw!!!
Love you Bill , Thank you for “telling it as it is , Brilliant ,
I love every single profound statement of Mahers......I hope he stays the whole time as a thorn in his side....
I have issues with Bill Maher, but this has got to be one of the best segments of political humor/commentary I have ever seen. The question's been raised a million times, but never so succinctly and enjoyably.
That ending 🔥🔥🔥
I love you Bill Maher. You always speak the truth
Go ahead Bill. Always on point with some good laughs to top it all off. We so need that! Thank you! Thank you! Keep them coming!