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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher wonders why Republicans have "Patriotic Immunity" and disputes the notion that they inherently love America more than Democrats.
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  • @yeahohright3097
    @yeahohright3097 8 лет назад +2018

    That was one of the most savage segments I've ever seen Bill do. Wow.

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад +3

      im not so sure. have you ever heard of conan the barbarian. he was far more savage. and iv seen mma on you tube which is far more savage

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад +2

      conan for sure

    • @rfimor
      @rfimor 8 лет назад +14

      Comedy is never victory. Until one day (R) pays its price at the pooling stations, victory will never come.

    • @irishbrian311
      @irishbrian311 8 лет назад +3

      Yes. Let's jump into the pool. Maybe polling stations? (R)eigns supreme!!!!!!!!

    • @allthingssuper
      @allthingssuper 8 лет назад +26

      Bill was intense this week. He's on the friggin warpath.

  • @phvangalen4310
    @phvangalen4310 8 лет назад +1464

    This was absolutely the best Bill Maher I have ever seen. Razor sharp, spot on, pinpoint... whatever you want to call it

    • @blisszagar4680
      @blisszagar4680 8 лет назад +34

      PH van Galen agree and agree and its very True.

    • @JustusPaul1
      @JustusPaul1 8 лет назад +24

      I would agree, except in the overtime segment he compared Milo to Hitchens, which actually pissed me off

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 8 лет назад +20

      Hitchens was much more intelligent and in tune with reality and facts.

    • @JustusPaul1
      @JustusPaul1 8 лет назад +7

      +Hex Isme Much much more fact based

    • @marleyj7711
      @marleyj7711 8 лет назад +6

      +Hex Isme; AGREED!!!

  • @ctap7767
    @ctap7767 8 лет назад +154

    THANK YOU BILL MAHER FOR DOING WHAT YOU DO!!! 😎

  • @lauralishes1
    @lauralishes1 4 года назад +49

    After binge watching New Rule from around 3 - 5 years ago I'm amazed how much Bill predicts the future. He's also so spot on about republicans, I mean he's really got their number.

  • @gamie123456
    @gamie123456 6 лет назад +39

    Bill Mahr is the best comedian on Earth ever, every time I watch his show , I leave with Belly ach laughing.

  • @savagesquirrel9610
    @savagesquirrel9610 8 лет назад +359

    Brilliant!

  • @TheGerry3950
    @TheGerry3950 8 лет назад +164

    This was one of Bill's GREATEST MOMENTS!!!!
    This was SPECTACULAR!!!

  • @Wazupdaddiiz74
    @Wazupdaddiiz74 8 лет назад +134

    ::Applause:: ... ::Standing Ovation:: ... Well Said!!

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 7 лет назад +5

      Louie Antonio i concur!👏👏👏

  • @user-ms4ef8xz9t
    @user-ms4ef8xz9t 10 месяцев назад +3

    One of Bill's best. Truth needs a voice.

  • @carolondrey3222
    @carolondrey3222 6 лет назад +16

    That was indeed an excellent piece. I wonder how many writers Bill has on his staff. Congratulations, people, you're doing a fine job of journalism.

  • @cleetismcdougall5425
    @cleetismcdougall5425 8 лет назад +253

    One of the best new rules ever.

  • @thebeany
    @thebeany 8 лет назад +18

    Bill went BEAST MODE! And it was amazing!

  • @maacpiash
    @maacpiash 7 лет назад +320

    Dropping some serious truth bombs there!

  • @alexanderpbyron
    @alexanderpbyron 6 лет назад +22

    Hats off to the woman who laughed at “drive a hummer through a daycare center” 😄

  • @npriorejr
    @npriorejr 9 месяцев назад +4

    After 8 years, this is still relevant.

  • @Epoch11
    @Epoch11 8 лет назад +20

    More of this my friend....much MUCH more of this. This is the Bill I like!

  • @nonewherelistens1906
    @nonewherelistens1906 8 лет назад +55

    Bill Maher is the best. Truth to Power.

  • @Jjrmtv
    @Jjrmtv 8 лет назад +1243

    that was the best New Rules ever

    • @NightRaider001
      @NightRaider001 8 лет назад +13

      Viking12 that and the 'Stop Apologizing' bit as well

    • @LBF522
      @LBF522 8 лет назад +29

      Absolutely!

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 8 лет назад +31

      What he did was not so much call out the (R)'s but those who vote and defend them. Brilliant!!!

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 8 лет назад +31

      The part that pisses me off is that he's done this bit before and that it needs to be repeated over and over. The first time it about how a Democrat will cheat and he's forced out of politics or impeached. Newt Gingrich literally said that the reason that he cheated on every wife he's had is because he loves America:
      “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate"

    • @ediththompson30
      @ediththompson30 8 лет назад +3

      +Margaret Jones Yes

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 6 лет назад +6

    Bill Maher always speaks the truth and this is one of his best videos. We are so lucky to have him.

  • @m.d1701
    @m.d1701 5 лет назад +1

    Bill Maher, please keep shining the light where illumination is needed and not to mention where our sanity is helped along the way.

  • @rsrs9065
    @rsrs9065 8 лет назад +200

    Bill Maher spitting fiery truth

  • @JoelMiller626
    @JoelMiller626 8 лет назад +180

    BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!

    • @Del2394-g3z
      @Del2394-g3z 8 лет назад +2

      Michael Kahr I'm sure bill wouldn't be a disaster though.

    • @JoelMiller626
      @JoelMiller626 8 лет назад +2

      ***** agreed!

    • @gunandbomb4637
      @gunandbomb4637 8 лет назад +21

      An atheist could never become president. There are too many religious freaks in America.

    • @MrZadir-ns2ib
      @MrZadir-ns2ib 8 лет назад +4

      GunAndBomb Exactly!

  • @rmzidann
    @rmzidann 8 лет назад +73

    One of the best segments ever!

  • @lewisszucs4559
    @lewisszucs4559 5 лет назад +4

    Bill, been watching forever, but that was the most point on piece I've heard. It's just so true.

  • @TariqBusy
    @TariqBusy 4 года назад +14

    4:58 Love him or hate him, he always says the stuff that needs to be said and no one else will say it.

  • @angelinamainetti8596
    @angelinamainetti8596 8 лет назад +123

    Preach it, Bill! Day after day I am baffled by what has happened and what continues to happen ever since Trump came down that escalator...

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich 6 лет назад

      Angelina Mainetti still a bumpy ride isn ‘t it ?

    • @prestonphelps1649
      @prestonphelps1649 2 года назад +1

      I vote for Trump for only 1 reason. Because it passes people like you off.

    • @johnhegge8796
      @johnhegge8796 2 года назад

      @@prestonphelps1649
      Reasonings, of an idiot❗🤷

  • @teejaydiscombobulated2724
    @teejaydiscombobulated2724 8 лет назад +42

    Hot DAMN! About time this was said so well and so clearly...awesome.

    • @rg5113
      @rg5113 7 лет назад +2

      He should go on to Fox news and debate hannity and tucker carlson about all this!

  • @carolmckee8456
    @carolmckee8456 8 лет назад +1254

    You sure nothing fell on Giuliani's head on 9/11?

    • @anobjectiveninja
      @anobjectiveninja 8 лет назад +42

      That would imply that he was actually sane before 9/11

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад +1

      hes rich. which means his smarter and more important than you peasant

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 8 лет назад +9

      Something must've.
      He was supposedly the guy who greatly reduced crime in New York (was that fake news?) ... but since 9/11 he's been nothing but an arsehole.

    • @johnIZaUWL
      @johnIZaUWL 8 лет назад +5

      Mai Nem he's like Peter Brady after he saved that little old lady from being CRUSHED in that toy store and she paid for him to have a party but Peter WOULD NOT SHUT UP about saving her to all his friends 24/7 so no one showed up to his party except the rest of the Brady Bunch😂😂😂
      THAT'S why Rudy lost Iowa!
      And not even Dennis Miller can escape the gravitational pull of that metaphor I just laid down 😎😎😎

    • @CoderMonkeyNathan
      @CoderMonkeyNathan 8 лет назад +5

      You making the error due to the fact he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a baby. Pre 9/11 and Post 9/11 Giuliani are the same.

  • @thelaurels13
    @thelaurels13 7 лет назад +133

    Bill is the boss 👍🏻

  • @worldonfire1539
    @worldonfire1539 6 лет назад +5

    Thanks, Bill, for the awesome commentary! Things I have thought for a long time, but no one else has ever had the balls to say, let alone on national television! You go, dude, keep it up!

  • @akbarrauf2741
    @akbarrauf2741 8 лет назад +904

    MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN

    • @TPerm-hj4sf
      @TPerm-hj4sf 8 лет назад +5

      akbar rauf that is hard, USA has got about 35% of deplorables.

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад

      right. thats what trump has been saying this whole time

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад

      i think there werer even hats about it. they were red

    • @jeffhut9251
      @jeffhut9251 8 лет назад

      or blue

    • @mariovelazquez4180
      @mariovelazquez4180 8 лет назад

      akbar rauf too cheesy dude

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 7 лет назад +60

    This man gets it, unlike America.

  • @Bleeds98
    @Bleeds98 8 лет назад +38

    Most accurate and savage new rule I've seen yet

  • @twgibbs3
    @twgibbs3 4 года назад +1

    Damn! He is so good at what he does! I had the honor of being in the audience on a taping of Bill Maher. One of the great thrills of my life.

  • @lindazeidler9654
    @lindazeidler9654 4 года назад

    Biill you are the only thing keeping me going through this horrible administration. I so admire your voice. Keep it coming.

  • @TassieDinkum90
    @TassieDinkum90 8 лет назад +28

    I've never really seen any of Bill Maher's stuff, but wow.... if there's more like that out there I WANT to see more!

    • @shelleydwyer-murphy2281
      @shelleydwyer-murphy2281 8 лет назад +8

      stalincom His New Rules Segments are usually the best part of the shows.

    • @pacovasda5955
      @pacovasda5955 8 лет назад +4

      stalincom this is very typical Bill Maher. He tends to think through the obvious stuff that the rest of us overlook. yes keep watching, you'll like more of his stuff. but you will find people will still argue against him with empty unsupported arguments. I've never seen so many supportive viewer comments to Bill Mahers stuff as I have today.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 лет назад +1

      stalincom some other good ones: Orange sphincter, Russia connections evidence board, the notorious HRC, what would a dick do?, save the rich fucks, and What if Obama said? (Which by the way he desperately needs to do an update on).

  • @Yasmeentea
    @Yasmeentea 8 лет назад +351

    I can't believe how much I miss Bush. He actually took the presidency seriously when compared to Trump.

    • @JWBMad
      @JWBMad 8 лет назад +5

      Jasmine Tea/ Fuck that guy.

    • @JWBMad
      @JWBMad 8 лет назад +6

      Jasmine Tea/ No way. Fuck that guy.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 8 лет назад +38

      Yeah aside from Iraq, 9/11, FEMA, Katrina, and the house crisis, yeah, stand up guy.

    • @Diggnuts
      @Diggnuts 8 лет назад +6

      It's early days.. Soon when his picks for the intelligence agencies are in place, they can fabricobble some nice lies about Iran and invade.

    • @billgrandone3552
      @billgrandone3552 8 лет назад +2

      Hell I can't believe how much I miss Professor Irwin Corey. He actually took logical discourse and argument seriously when compared to Trump.

  • @osmancardona3613
    @osmancardona3613 8 лет назад +36

    I love these segments damn so much truth.

  • @patsheppard2616
    @patsheppard2616 4 года назад

    I remember you before you had you tv program years ago. After all these years I hear you finally speaking out again. How I missed that bright sarcastic in depth wit. Glad RUclips holds you in reruns so I have a chance to catch up. Thank you for being a conscience for this country.

  • @lindacollins903
    @lindacollins903 2 года назад +1

    I love Bill Maher. He is a national treasure ♥️

  • @ediththompson30
    @ediththompson30 8 лет назад +30

    So much TRUTH in 7min 32 sec.... Go Bill

  • @PaulineJoseph
    @PaulineJoseph 8 лет назад +21

    Bill, you and your panel tonight was exceptional and passionate; so very enjoyable. Thank you!

  • @evitasdad
    @evitasdad 8 лет назад +98

    Probably the best segment he has ever done.

  • @kwood6882
    @kwood6882 6 лет назад +1

    Wow!! This is an old speech but I would loved to have heard it at the White House Correspondence Dinner last week where Michelle Wolf was the guest comedian. It is so relevant in 2018. Bill, you've got to get this out again on regular prime time TV. Everyone should hear it.

  • @davidm5707
    @davidm5707 4 года назад +39

    And four years later, it's only gotten worse, and the republicans love him even more.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 4 года назад +2

      @boming wei Baby-man, who can't even control himself.

    • @juliusrobinson7363
      @juliusrobinson7363 4 года назад +2

      David, I think they are more afraid of crossing him rather than love him, bc he has the heart of their base!

    • @donnabrown8582
      @donnabrown8582 4 года назад +1

      @@juliusrobinson7363 You nailed it on the head. They are all afraid if trump because of the mind control he has over his base. One nasty tweet from trump and their lives and careers are finished. Maybe we need a journalist to stand up and take Trump down like the journalist that took down Joe McCarthy

    • @nickd8238
      @nickd8238 4 года назад

      You guys all swallowed the wrong pill. First and foremost, Censorship is a terrible thing that they are doing in this country that supposed to be free. 2nd the magic R bit is pretty rich now when you have the insane democrat double standard. 2nd impeachment on another phoney string up. We the people really know what is going on here.

  • @moriah1121
    @moriah1121 8 лет назад +81

    While Maher's commentaries are always great, this one is beyond Superb! My family, friends, and I have been waiting for this to be said for quite some time. I only wish it was required viewing for every Right-Wing-Nut! Thanks, Bill.

    • @georgegates526
      @georgegates526 6 лет назад +8

      Unfortunately those type of right wingers have a thing that's called "Cognitive Dissonance" In other words, their beliefs are so embedded in their minds, that even with rock solid truth.. They can't change.. Sad.

    • @gryjffrs
      @gryjffrs 6 лет назад

      I'm sure you've seen one of those movies where they strap an individual in a chair and use a device to hold their eyes open in order to 'condition' them. Need I say more?

    • @vulturebitch
      @vulturebitch 4 года назад

      @@gryjffrs LOL IKR, "Clockwork Orange" style, but since this is 2020 and psycho Rep followers have turned to the bat-shit crazy conspiracy theory of Qanon, just goes to show people who beleive THAT complete pyschosis delirium cant be conviced of nothing else. They are completely gone mentally speaking.

    • @gryjffrs
      @gryjffrs 4 года назад +1

      @@vulturebitch Exactly what I had in mind when I posted this, must have got sidetracked and forgot to say all of it. Glad you deciphered my meaning. Who, having seen the movie, can forget Roddy McDowell getting his violence conditioning? Must be doing some sort of make you stupid conditioning for those that identify with the (R) symbol these days. Though they all seem to be unprincipled these days, maybe about half the repubs in congress can still pull off a coherent, rational conversation today. The others are friggin loons! What's more, they're a true representation of their voters.

  • @codybishop7526
    @codybishop7526 8 лет назад +211

    Damn, Bill really gave it to Agent Orange. Haha

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 8 лет назад +6

      I usually call him the big dick with the tiny dick.

    • @whitehummus3772
      @whitehummus3772 8 лет назад +7

      Tangerine Traitor

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 8 лет назад +17

      ex-PFC Wintergreen Trump isn't even playing the same sport as Caesar. Caesar had a fucking _talent_ for politics. Trump is like a toddler who barely passed his first kiddy pool swim class jumping into the Olympic pool, demanding he get the gold medal, and taking a lifeguard down with him as he drowns.

    • @rloomis3
      @rloomis3 8 лет назад +2

      My favorites that I've heard, besides a couple already mentioned in this thread:
      Twitler
      Hair Furor
      Trumplethinskin
      SCROTUS [so-called ruler of the US]

    • @seraphinemoreau1386
      @seraphinemoreau1386 8 лет назад +2

      Agent Orange

  • @Airsoftcleaner
    @Airsoftcleaner 8 лет назад +90

    Come next year that magic R is gonna be a curse

    • @milesmchugh3816
      @milesmchugh3816 8 лет назад +2

      wrong

    • @u2opia2
      @u2opia2 8 лет назад +14

      Gonna be? Try HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

    • @Airsoftcleaner
      @Airsoftcleaner 8 лет назад +8

      Well I can agree with that

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 8 лет назад +2

      But C, from the late 1860s and through the 1960s, with the exception of the Joseph McCarthy period, the Republican Party was as nobly responsible, if not more-so generally, than the other(s). The actual civil-rights issue was an admirable and difficult problem to which their efforts were initiated.
      It really wasn't until the initial popularity of the Carter Administration onset did the maniacal underlings and greedy despotic cunts such as Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Frank Gaffney, and even a bit later John Bolton, Paul Wolfowitz (who then became a Republican in the 'Reagan Administration'), undermine the party to become what it is, in it's now "present state'.

  • @strawbare
    @strawbare 5 лет назад

    Bill Mayer you are IN MY HEAD!! I don't know how you did it (to a T) , BUT I LOVE IT!!!
    Thank you!!!

  • @DREAMSANDSOUL
    @DREAMSANDSOUL 4 года назад +1

    I just started to bing watch all of Bill's Real Time episodes. Holly crap, I never thought such an outspoken American would exist! He is saying what we Europeans are thinking of all the time.

  • @SuperSaythetruth
    @SuperSaythetruth 8 лет назад +62

    I just simply love this guy period.

  • @freediugh416
    @freediugh416 8 лет назад +172

    They NEED to be held accountable. They've gotten rich and arrogant. Worse yet, they're just not afraid of the public anymore. THAT needs to change.

    • @ChocolateThunderBear
      @ChocolateThunderBear 8 лет назад +2

      Nice profile ma boy! LMAO

    • @jeantyler9059
      @jeantyler9059 6 лет назад +1

      Free Diugh When I was in college protesting the Viet Nam war , revolutionaries used the slogan " eat the rich". Who would want to eat such shit now...

    • @asalovesbikesz64
      @asalovesbikesz64 3 года назад

      Dec 2021 now. Can you believe all of that actually got (& still continues to) WORSE by the day...errr...HOUR?? We (logically) thought that once #45 was out of the W.H. ... but MTG, Gaetz, Bobert etc., picked up the baton. Smh.

    • @garyhughes9649
      @garyhughes9649 2 года назад

      You mean like Hunter and Joe Biden now they've been getting rich and lying about it for quite a while just in case you didn't hear the New York Times, by most accounts the liberal by me actually came out and verified that Hunters laptop really was Hunters

    • @jamesrutter4100
      @jamesrutter4100 2 года назад

      The French royalty thought so as well

  • @miles1200
    @miles1200 7 лет назад +6

    "maybe if he'd done something he wouldn't be so unknown." killed it!!

  • @suzannelemay3405
    @suzannelemay3405 4 года назад

    You are so very correct, Bill Maher, thanks for sharing!!

  • @stephaniebarrett8057
    @stephaniebarrett8057 4 года назад

    Bill, I have watched you since the 80's and I LOVE you!! Your intelligent wit has always made my day...In saying this, I think this is your best show ever. Upon that note...you might want to consider beefing up your security!!!

  • @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
    @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 8 лет назад +156

    Bush and dog photo made my night 😂

    • @fozzybear8878
      @fozzybear8878 8 лет назад +44

      So true. But at least Bush likes dogs. Trump hates animals, and his sons murder them.

    • @jonathanguyant4952
      @jonathanguyant4952 8 лет назад +8

      Yeah, seeing a person-however bad a president they were- with an animal as Bush was with his dog, makes me believe that they're still somewhat human. I'd be surprised if Trump displayed anything short of affection towards anything living... I also don't really think any animal could be attached to Trump, they're too smart to do that right? Right?!

    • @fozzybear8878
      @fozzybear8878 8 лет назад +8

      True, Jonathan, plus it would be a terrible life for an animal to be with any Trump- so cold they are, so immune to anything vulnerable, so shallow. Animals are so sensitive- I doubt the Trumps have ever loved anything/anyone. I am continually amazed by them. They seem more mannequin than human.

    • @youreright6627
      @youreright6627 8 лет назад +7

      hahahahahahhahahahahah right, looks like a mentally disabled child, so funny

    • @diane9247
      @diane9247 8 лет назад +10

      I know, I lost it! I've never seen that photo before. It was a perfect Doofus Bush moment!

  • @Nackles
    @Nackles 7 лет назад +7

    I have issues with Bill Maher, but this has got to be one of the best segments of political humor/commentary I have ever seen. The question's been raised a million times, but never so succinctly and enjoyably.

  • @crimsonmonk5876
    @crimsonmonk5876 8 лет назад +211

    So fuckin TRUE!! ha ha

  • @robertashoemaker-beal5886
    @robertashoemaker-beal5886 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher is a blessing to the Truth, at least to my world view! Whose reality are we living in today? The Truth, as fact, shall set us free!!! Thanks.... 🙏🏻

  • @1970sman
    @1970sman 4 года назад +1

    I'm in England and I just love Bill Maher.

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 8 лет назад +5

    I Luv Luv Luv Bill Maher!

  • @kyleemery3999
    @kyleemery3999 8 лет назад +206

    Bill should have asked Milo about Trump raising funds and not giving it out, as Milo himself has experience in doing.

    • @Joe-zb9ps
      @Joe-zb9ps 8 лет назад +7

      Kyle he had to cut Milo off short before Milo set Bill on fire in that roast.

    • @LightAngel1960
      @LightAngel1960 8 лет назад +33

      Milo had his worn out ass handed to him by everyone on the panel but Jack Kingston, he n Milo had an adorable one hour bromance.

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 8 лет назад +21

      +Spongebob Sucks He had to cut Milo off short because the motormouth couldn't make a point in the 30,000 words he rambled off--mostly aimless insults--in the course of a few agonizing seconds.
      But then I guess never shutting his mouth has a lot to do with why he was wearing a pearl necklace.

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 8 лет назад +13

      Why? He would just equivocate and throw out red herrings and dance his way out of it. I don't know why he was even a guest. He has nothing of value to say.

    • @wadewilson8924
      @wadewilson8924 8 лет назад +6

      Thank you! They wanted to talk about
      Him as the controversial figure instead of any policies of trump or compare information to see who actually had facts. I don't understand why have him on either if the only thing he's going to bring is his opinion and nothing else

  • @sbcistheboss
    @sbcistheboss 8 лет назад +355

    "To paraphrase Donald Trump, I like mayors that don't let towers collapse." ... fucking rekt...

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад

      I don't like Giuliani but why is that his fault? The hijackers never landed at a New York airport (I mean, we know where they "landed" in New York). What about faulting the other mayors, like in Boston where the hijackers boarded? Or San Diego where the hijackers were training?

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад

      I can see that, assuming that's what he meant about Giuliani who he's always been critical of. Maher's view of Giuliani is not the same as his view of McCain

    • @figgledoi
      @figgledoi 8 лет назад +20

      David Curry What do you mean "assuming thats what he meant" that was literally the whole point and the only reason for saying that.

    • @gc3k
      @gc3k 8 лет назад

      *ASSUMING THATS WHAT HE MEANT* is what I mean

    • @neil732
      @neil732 8 лет назад +14

      What else can he mean by that?

  • @ryanellis1708
    @ryanellis1708 6 лет назад +1

    I saw this the night it aired and it's still great. One of his best New Rules ever.

  • @bluelion7342
    @bluelion7342 6 лет назад +1

    Wow, Truer words never spoken.

  • @garrygrewal149
    @garrygrewal149 8 лет назад +4

    Those parting words thought....such a powerful monologue

  • @jessemedina5436
    @jessemedina5436 8 лет назад +73

    This might be a top 10 all time new rules and I've watched all of them.... I know this was a hard pill for republicans to swallow

    • @ottobong
      @ottobong 8 лет назад +4

      You can tell by the comments..not one is commenting on the actual video! LOL

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 8 лет назад +5

      I don't think they swallowed it, I think it went in another way.

    • @sawchiefs29
      @sawchiefs29 3 года назад

      It was......but I'm thankful I did because I'm no longer a Republican!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 7 лет назад +46

    Anyone who thinks _Real Time_ should be cancelled because Bill Maher said the n-word *once* needs to watch this sketch.

    • @vulturebitch
      @vulturebitch 4 года назад +1

      @Kyle Stubbs Anyone who thought or said that should have their brains checked, or simply NOT WATCH Real Time and Bill Maher. They should go watch other shows where they are not offended. Just a reminder, Bill Maher used to have a show called "Politically INCORRECT", so you should KNOW beforehand who youre watching before you get all judgemental. That's his brand, if you dont like it, FFS, DONT WATCH IT, go elsewhere, theres's plenty of shows that are very politically correct. Dont go on Bill's show and when he says something offensive go on a hissyfit and say "this show should be cancelled". Adios. Goodbye.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 года назад

      @Mike Pondo I dunno... that might actually be an insult to the Beast that number represents. He's _good_ at his job.

  • @MsArlene100
    @MsArlene100 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher is great spot on!! From Seattle WE LOVE YA!

  • @mazactal6063
    @mazactal6063 6 лет назад

    Bill Maher you are absolutely the best ..... thanks for being you

  • @AmrasFelagund
    @AmrasFelagund 8 лет назад +351

    Donald Trump's priorities:
    His ego first
    His hotels second
    Russia third
    His hair fourth
    His orange skin fifth
    Ivanka sixth
    His "wall" seventh
    His travel ban eighth
    I'm not sure where Melania sits on the list, but she's definitely not number nine. She's certainly higher than America, though.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 лет назад +8

      You missed a tie for number 1. Money is one of the few gods in his Parthenon. Another god in it is himself. I think the third one is Vladimir Putin.

    • @nicedesi2389
      @nicedesi2389 6 лет назад +2

      AmrasFelagund what policy actually was for Russia?

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 6 лет назад +12

      a good list, Amras, but I'd adjust it a bit.
      Donald J Trump's top 10 priorities:
      1) DJT's ego
      2) DJT's vanity
      3) DJT's greed
      4) DJT's wrath
      5) DJT's sloth
      6) DJT's gluttony
      7) DJT's lust
      8) DJT's daughter
      9) DJT's highest bidder buddy Putin (and whoever else helps him fulfill all the above)
      10) whatever words he thinks will get people to help him fulfill all the above.
      Envy used to be on the list - back when Obama was president, we saw that displayed daily.
      America was never on the list.

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson 6 лет назад +4

      Fake news. FAKE NEWS.
      Russia has to be #2 at least

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 6 лет назад +9

      j v I can tell you what's last on his list. Learning to spell. We have a barely semi-literate president. Instead of reading briefings he's watching Fox and friends for his talking points. What an embarrassment to this country.

  • @blucat016
    @blucat016 7 лет назад +27

    2:11 Could've said "To all you flag waivers who in the last 8 years said 'I'm not gonna just stand here and let "Obama" run down America'... You're standing there and letting "Trump" run down America."

  • @joseinteriano4417
    @joseinteriano4417 8 лет назад +16

    That ending 🔥🔥🔥

  • @claramesmain5398
    @claramesmain5398 6 лет назад +1

    Go ahead Bill. Always on point with some good laughs to top it all off. We so need that! Thank you! Thank you! Keep them coming!

  • @blackeyedsusan727
    @blackeyedsusan727 6 лет назад +2

    That was a thing of beauty. Easily one of Bill's all-time best!

  • @a24396
    @a24396 8 лет назад +264

    Wow! That's wasn't comedy - that was journalism...
    And it's all true... Not even "true in context" with various interpretations - it's just plainly true...
    Let's all stand by for the apologists to get into the act. You'll know them when they start to say things like: "But what about when Obama did..." or "Clinton was impeached..." etc... It's worth noting they will never address the actual concerns that Maher expressed...

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 8 лет назад +1

      Journalism lost its meaning when the liberal media butchered it by reporting fake news.

    • @a24396
      @a24396 8 лет назад +26

      Facts are facts...
      Something intentionally reported as true that's simply not true is "fake news" - the so called "liberal media" isn't a real thing and the press in general usually reports "true" things. That's kinda their job...
      For fake news you'll have to listen to our new President, I'll give you an example:
      The crowd at President Trump's inaugural was not the largest ever, it wasn't even "average," it was only a few hundred thousand. That's as accurate an estimate as can be made based on analyzing the pictures of the event.
      Criticism of that reporting as being "fake news" is a tactic to de-legitimize the press. Every factual thing that Maher said was true. Therefore: not fake

    • @thegreyghost5846
      @thegreyghost5846 8 лет назад +23

      greg77389 fake news are all those accounts on Facebook that report things that never actually happened like the Pope endorsing trump

    • @PhazonInfuser
      @PhazonInfuser 6 лет назад +18

      Facts that you don't like or are inconvenient to whatever horseshit narrative you're trying to sell doesn't make them any less factual. The only fake news is coming from Fox, which, by the way, purposefully classifies itself with the FCC as an Entertainment group, NOT as a News organization, so they can get away with peddling their crap with absolutely ZERO accountability to the actual truth. With exception to Shepard Smith, all the Fox talking heads are just that; talking heads provided with a partisan script to try to sell the desired narrative, with no regard for what is true. They are not journalists, and they sure as hell are not interested in the actual truth.
      Yes, journalists do occasionally get something wrong. But when they do, they acknowledge the error, retract it, and apologize. When was the last time Fox, or the orange shitpile, or ANY of his enablers and supporters ever done that? Never!
      So take your "FAKE NEWS!" hollering somewhere else, because the only fake news is coming from the orange shitpile, his woefully ignorant cultists, and those who enable him.

    • @joecountry8397
      @joecountry8397 4 года назад +5

      The only fake news there is, is" faux news ( & Entertainment) like wwe wrestling and Soap Operas ,Alex Jones ,& Benny Hymm ( faith healer )... & so on $$$$

  • @frontrow11
    @frontrow11 8 лет назад +4

    .. whoa!... Bill took no prisoners in that segment!

  • @jck7986
    @jck7986 8 лет назад +11

    So true, wake up America!

  • @reginaldworthington7558
    @reginaldworthington7558 4 года назад +1

    Bill this was your finest hour - even if it was only 7 minutes and felt like 2!

  • @littlewingmyoho
    @littlewingmyoho 6 лет назад

    BEST EVER.....THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE BILL ....what would we do without you ....your rock always

  • @sinister9111
    @sinister9111 8 лет назад +172

    This shit is so fucking true.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 8 лет назад

      *false

    • @thegreyghost5846
      @thegreyghost5846 8 лет назад

      greg77389 your the first conservative comment I think I've seen on this video

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 8 лет назад +1

      +Zach Jones
      Probably because the top comments are dominated by alt-left delusional people. Also indicated by the like to dislike ratio of this video. This is certainly not an environment suitable for rational discussion between opposing viewpoints... It is more of an echo chamber for the alt-left.

    • @PhazonInfuser
      @PhazonInfuser 7 лет назад +7

      False how? How is anything Bill Maher said untrue in anyway?

  • @BluePittsley
    @BluePittsley 8 лет назад +6

    That whole segment ROCKED!!

  • @TheNightBandit1
    @TheNightBandit1 8 лет назад +58

    McCain is one of the few respectable Republicans. He understands the dangers of Putin, and knows the disaster that Trump is. He is not another Russian sympathizer, unlike too many Trump supporters. As a Dem, I would vote him in without hesitation.

    • @d.l.918
      @d.l.918 8 лет назад +1

      Or he's just more in line with the deep state for whom Putin is a major pain in the ass because he's become a deterrent to further US "regime changes" in the Middle East. McCain is a freaking war mongerer.

    • @TheNightBandit1
      @TheNightBandit1 8 лет назад +3

      Sinn Haft Hahaha. Putin a deterrent? He is the regime.

    • @splaar
      @splaar 4 года назад

      Yes, he is a good Republican. Even though he was alienated for it, he still put his country above his party on the priority list. That's the one way to lose what Bill Maher called in this segment "patriotic immunity."

  • @MODERNMUSICTECHNIQUE
    @MODERNMUSICTECHNIQUE 6 лет назад +1

    One of Bill Maher's best monologues.

  • @debcat6275
    @debcat6275 5 лет назад

    This guy is amazing...I am getting chills. The truth at last...and with an acerbic wit to boot. Thank you...from a new subscriber.

  • @keffypoo
    @keffypoo 8 лет назад +23

    That CIA agent outing is something I will never forget or forgive.

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 8 лет назад +647

    "I like mayors who *don't* let towers collapse." BAM!

    • @oreo507
      @oreo507 8 лет назад +8

      +TheUnatuber still too soon

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 7 лет назад +10

      Tell it Bill ! Fuck the RAT publikkkans.

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 5 лет назад +1

      Hey! Unatuber! Right on w that!

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 5 лет назад +4

      @Maina Fridman Who is Major?

    • @nikopawlowic6557
      @nikopawlowic6557 5 лет назад +1

      To be fair that was one hell of a below the belt blow my nuts felt that. Also I don't think was rightfully deserved as it was more of a failure between the FBI and CIA to share information on the hijackers, but hey when did facts ever matter

  • @DoxRap
    @DoxRap 8 лет назад +76

    The (R) should stand for Revenant, because the Grand Old Party wants to take us back to the days when folks were trapping on the frontier.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 лет назад +5

      DoxRap or it could stand for Revelations because they seem desperate to bring about the end of days.

    • @dustinburnett9187
      @dustinburnett9187 6 лет назад +1

      At least in those days we didnt have to worry about government overreach. We didnt have to care who the president was, it didnt affect people. I wouldn't mind that; with everything we enjoy today, of course.

    • @dustinburnett9187
      @dustinburnett9187 6 лет назад

      Julie W. I made an idiotic point at the end of my comment. But It’s not possible today. Religion kept people’s worst impulses in check, and i dont see that coming back any time soon. We do need realistic regulations, for sure.

    • @donnabrown8582
      @donnabrown8582 4 года назад +1

      @@dustinburnett9187 Now religion is what the evangelicals use to promote trumps corruption. Trump looking up to the sky during an interview and proclaiming “I am the chosen one”. I bet religious nuts went crazy over that. “Yes Yes. He’s our chosen one meant to save us from democrats and socialists”

  • @waywardboi
    @waywardboi 6 лет назад

    Bill you are the best. Please don't have any sexual harassment claims come out. We can't have your voice silenced!

  • @eslei7913
    @eslei7913 4 года назад +1

    TRUTH IS TRUTH TELL IT LIKE IT IS
    I LOVE THIS GUY🥰 Bill Maher
    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @twinklinglicin
    @twinklinglicin 8 лет назад +203

    ...now he rides horses in heaven with Jesus....lost my shit

  • @Itubersays
    @Itubersays 8 лет назад +15

    This New Rules was like a good meal, satisfying yet you wanted more...

  • @mdav30
    @mdav30 8 лет назад +12

    That was the fucking truth right there

  • @bridgetnegrete8187
    @bridgetnegrete8187 6 лет назад +3

    Wonderful flashback, Bill 💜 I love your intelligence.

  • @jaccitera9604
    @jaccitera9604 6 лет назад

    Truer words were never spoken.

  • @danhinity
    @danhinity 8 лет назад +7

    Too short !! We want more more more from you !!!!!

  • @fireandblood2919
    @fireandblood2919 8 лет назад +4

    "Regan rides horses in heaven with Jesus. " 😂😂

  • @matthewbaker6177
    @matthewbaker6177 8 лет назад +4

    Nice piece Bill and oh so true

  • @nancytill
    @nancytill 3 года назад

    Spot on. Thank you for speaking the truths.

  • @maifox117
    @maifox117 6 лет назад +1

    Love you Bill , Thank you for “telling it as it is , Brilliant ,