Game: get rid of the insects Dan: what should we use? Me: bug spray? Dan: let's use a rocket launcher that shoots nuclear missiles! Me: they R just bugs... Later Game: mission complete Me: ...
u should make Undertale in Minecraft where u, Grim, n Dr. Trayaurus fall n land right in front of Papyrus (Joebuz) and Sans (Cody(TheCodyMaverick) in search for freedom for the monsters by defeating Chara, Flowey, and Omega Asriel Dreemur and free Frisk, Asriel, and the other monsters such as Toriel, Alphys, Undyne, Mettaton, Mettaton Ex, Grillby, Burgerpants, Nicecream Guy, and every other monster in the Underground.
**facepalm** You got *So* many things wrong here. 1. Dan does not know AtlanticCraft. 2. You can't fight Chara 3. "Omega Asriel Dreemur" is not a thing. 4. I doubt you really know anything about the game other than what you've seen in Newscapepros Minecraft videos. 5. Would it *kill* you to write "you" and "and"?
For the vampire one, I gave him garlic juice and he turned into a bat and told me it tasted horrible and that he wouldn't visit the restaurant again! Nice little Easter egg!
Dan, you can add adjectives to your self, also be more careful about using the zombie or disease adjective becuase it will spread everywhere, and it's incurable. One time I did it and it spread through entire levels!
Dragão derrotado pelo Jazzghost this is my skin in minecraft and this is golden freddy as a human skin and i chose this skin cuz i don,t want from anyone to know that im goldwn freddy;)
Gamer Ducky omg I seen that too but nothing we'll keep me apart from dan.if everyone else cant watch him.I will but.now.most people is abusing.him just for burning a hatchimal
DAN 1st CONGRATS ON 14 MILLLIONNN AND MANY MORE TO COME SUCH AS 7 00000000 2ND WHERE IS READING YOUR COMMENTS AND DRAWING YOUR COMMENTS ANNDDD TOMADACHI LIFE PLEASE BRING BACK THERE MY FAV SERIES I LOVE U SO MUTCH3rdthis is ergent parents are banning kids from watching your channel since u set your hatchimal on fire and kids arnt liking your content since that video personaly I think that's REDICULIOUS because u r THE BEST RUclipsR EVER and I personaly disagree with them just wanted to point this out if u didn't know but don't let that stop u because as I said a million times u r the best youtuberEVA love u dan keep up the good work
OMG DAN IS A MURDER HE KILLED SANS WELL KILLING BUGS WHAT DO UNDERTALE MONSTERS TRUN INTO WHEN THAY DIE DUST THERE WAS WHITE DUST WHOS WHITE SANS HE KILLED SANS MURDER DANS A MURDER SO JENASIDE DAN WOW AND YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING PASAEFT ps love your vids ( use a muffet some time )
DanTDM Please bring back the original minecraft lab, at least for one episode! Help me get this to where DanTDM can see it!
Help me please!
eh,
Toasthead 15 Gaming your right
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Toasthead 15 Gaming yes
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Luis Diaz-Rubio Elizaga thanks
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idiot. Shut up
Lily is going to turn into stone
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Masarth Khan delete your comment.
When I saw the thumbnail I just thought, “The Bite Of 2017”
Lol
Its not 2017
@@Cosmo_Mocha when was this video released?
@@Cosmo_Mocha ah nevermind your a gacha life kid you probably can’t read or understand anything
Wrong animatronic but still funy
Dan: Come on Internet! Give me something good!
Me: Gabe The Doggo
*BORK ON!*
BORK BORK BORK BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF (I DOG TALK BEC I LOVE GABE) BAR BARF BARF BORK BORK BORK BARF BARF BARF
rip gabe
DaBear345 :D GEEETTTTT DUNKED ON!
I hate people who dislikes Dantdms videos
Sorry dislike dans videos
Same
Justustcm I do too
It's other people's opinions that doesn't mean their bad.
Justustcm ditto
a golden pig with wings that can breath fire and fly
wearing a fancy hat
sausage vlogs!! thats called mega gizmo :DDDD
Kevin TheRandomGamer actually gizmo is a unicorn now so... :^
Anime Weibo well he can change his from.....right?
awesome
The reason someone threw a wrench at the kid was to reference the quote: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
That's great. I love that movie. XD
Dan : *makes a nuke killing everyone*
Dan : Freddy killed Sans!
Me : *facepalm*
`•. ̧_ ̧.• ́Rǟʊʟ Mɨȶʀʊȶɨ ́•. ̧_ ̧.•` LoL and Dan didn’t realize that he killed sans with the nuke
WHY DIDNT SANS DODGE IT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Nice
Same xD
That's what I'm thinking.
Game: get rid of the insects
Dan: what should we use?
Me: bug spray?
Dan: let's use a rocket launcher that shoots nuclear missiles!
Me: they R just bugs...
Later
Game: mission complete
Me: ...
nats111 That's exactly what I thought!
hey hey i love DAN!!!!!!!!!!!
nats111. hahahah
Cashmere Boo 😒
Cashmere Boo I th out the same thing
DanTDM I believe if you keep trying you will reach 20 million one day!!!
@anomalocaris1513 WELL ITS NOW 27 MILLION!
Correction, 28 million
Consider it done, old friend
Almost at 30 million. We’ve come a long way.
"I'm trapped in the freezer. Help me out and warm me up." Forget about warming you up, how about getting you some oxygen?
Lol
24 or 25 vids since tomadachi life....BRING BACK TOMADACHI LIFE
Espeon Pokémon true
Espeon Pokémon no plz
RUclips play vampire
DanTDM you should play vampire Sims four
yeah
Dan- We need a juice box.
*Gets crate filled with juice*
Me- Ummm...
Well it is technically a juice BOX
JUICY BOX
It kinda is a juice box because it’s a BOX
It’s a literal JUICE BOX lol
Juice in a box!
Juicy Box
Dan:did freddy kill sans?
Me:no,YOU did
(Nuke bazooka)
The white ash MAKES SENSE NOW
Yep
5:42 look at sans
0:47 i never thought Dan would ever say that XD
Hey! Hello Neighbor 4, is coming out in a very short time!!! No ones knows when it's coming out, only the creaters!
dmdmdmdmdmdmdmd
COOL!!!! 😄
Tammy Abbott yea...sure buddy...
It is.
So yeah. Also, it could be Alpha 5! I don't know, but we will see, when it comes out!
Dan ...
YOU KILLED YOUR OWN PARTNER!
PS the white ash is Sans.
RIP Sans
Disbelief Paprurs will avenge his brother!
Yes
>:(
Sanskaaaaaaaa
😭poor sans rip sans the skeleton
Sans is a skeleton he was already dead
it was HILARIOUS when the guy got in his bathing suit after he ate the mighty spinach
Matt mccane i.
I know right
I hereby declare that I have consumed far more DanTDM content than is probably good for me
Dear friend, all DanTDM content is good for you
Dan: okay, white ash, we definitely killed something!
Me: *O_O'*
He killed sans 😭😭
Lol!
u should make Undertale in Minecraft where u, Grim, n Dr. Trayaurus fall n land right in front of Papyrus (Joebuz) and Sans (Cody(TheCodyMaverick) in search for freedom for the monsters by defeating Chara, Flowey, and Omega Asriel Dreemur and free Frisk, Asriel, and the other monsters such as Toriel, Alphys, Undyne, Mettaton, Mettaton Ex, Grillby, Burgerpants, Nicecream Guy, and every other monster in the Underground.
**facepalm** You got *So* many things wrong here. 1. Dan does not know AtlanticCraft. 2. You can't fight Chara 3. "Omega Asriel Dreemur" is not a thing. 4. I doubt you really know anything about the game other than what you've seen in Newscapepros Minecraft videos. 5. Would it *kill* you to write "you" and "and"?
Tyler Beck ...
Demon Steve you stupid dan played withe them
Derpy THE SQUID That really doesn't make me "stupid"
Tyler Beck what why the Atlantic craft you mean thxcya and think not Cody and joe
For the vampire one, I gave him garlic juice and he turned into a bat and told me it tasted horrible and that he wouldn't visit the restaurant again! Nice little Easter egg!
I also stole the motorcycle from the chef!
Also Dan: Oh did freddy kill sans?
Me: You *dirty kille-*
ur a bot
Nuke killed sans
@@deadgrass1631 _Well, A Nuke Can Actually Defeat Sans But The Chances Is Very Low Acording To The Fandom._
CONGRATS DAN!!!! FOR HITTING 14M!!
PEWDIEPIE! WAIT FOR DAN TO BEAT U UP!!
hi h i
h i you spelt it wrong, it's beat you up. And Dan would not beat up PewDiePie....
+h i Pewdiepie has 50 million subs dan's not even near 50 million subscribers so ill dislike sorry to be mean im just telling tbe truth (:
(the)
h i hey they are both good
When all else fails, USE LEGS
*DEM LEGS*
XD
*Mettaton Intensifies*
OOH YES!
so even when the cops find out i murdered someone
YOU CAN USE CHAIN FOR A GRAPOLING HOOK AND A HOOK. AND START A MINECRAFT LETS PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
RobloxMaster DET 157, I think you need to calm down and get some grammer correctly. Sorry
15:56
Dan: I'm going to make a bread motorcycle
Chef: This will help the motorcycle *roll*
Dan: Um, I'm sure it will (not even recognizing the pun)
Sans may be in the void but he would be proud for this.
Give his dust some ketchup
The chef actually used the pineapple for one of the wheels lol
Bread = Roll
20:02 i get the referece to the "if ya can dodge a wrench ya can dodge a ball" meme reference
7
20:07
LOL
Freddy Didn’t Kill Sans The Nuke-
Bazooka Did
Balloon Boy Ah yes the floor is made of floor
*The Fact that Sans Died And Turn Into A Dust Is Quite Ironic.*
DAN, CONGRATS ON 14 MILLION!!=)
27* 🎉
5:59 the white ash was dust
*YOU MURDERED SANS!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST ATTACK THEM NORMALLY? YOU KILL MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*bete laugh*
San didn't die from golden freddy he died from the nuke bazooka !
GoldBar Playz good im glad
So dan killed sans
I hope San go with God xD
Sorry....
San...
Yay I know right
Derek Leighty Who is Disbelief Papyrus? •-•
I do watch Undertale but not the fan made games.
I love this series so much! Never end the series until the game is finished lol
Same
never gonna give you up.- Finish the song!!
Edit: if someone says the lyric then say the next
QueenDoxie never gonna let you down
never gonna let you down
QueenDoxie And hurt you
never gonna let You down!
QueenDoxie never gonna let you down
Dantdm:I know lets use a bazooka to get rid of the bugs
Bugs spray:AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
He also destroy the elephant and sans
Sans died when you shot the nuke.
my guy YOU killed sans that was his dust. . .
did you forget? . . .
* SANS 1 ATK 1 DEF
* The easiest enemy
* can only deal 1 damage
holy f this comment is old
Yo dan! Did you know that Mario can be In the game?
Q Animations Cool 😉
Q Animations
Q Animations I did not 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😦😥😥 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
Anything can be in the game.
exacly
8:18
Dan: do you want yourselves, SPAGHETTI
Me: NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
with the nuke bazooka
"Woah! That's a big science fair thing!" Dan 2017.
DAN YOU HIT 14M Subs!!!! OMGGGGGGGG
who doesn't love a good teddy bear
that whyte ash was sans you killed sans with the nuke launcher
white*
Kauan Garcia you could edit
Kauan Garcia True
Kauan Garcia i love sans
I ❤ sans!!!!
Love you DanTDM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Arlene Bragais me toooo
DanTDM👍
her name is lilly
ummm na but reply's tho
YeiLichimuLot
Dan: Why did someone throw a wrench at him?
Me: It's the old saying, Dan... "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball..."
Ehhh do you mean dodge ball because it a....bowl.....😉 puns never mess up😉😉😉😉
Right when I read this I saw that part
Dan:GOLDEN FREDDIE KILLED SANS!!!!!
Me:*looks back at video*
Me:Dude Sans Died In The Explosion
I did the same exact thing.
R.I.P
Sans The Skeleton is Dead!
uhhhhhh sans the skeleton is right here
Sans The Skeleton r/facepalm
He died 9999mil times
@@derpylimeaj6350 no shes died 83834847586858493938474 mil times
Why didnt sans dodge it
Thanks for no t swearing dan you truly respect us kids
Zhang due you
The Hambos yep
The Hambos I'm
The Hambos he used too
Yeah
Dan your on fire 🔥🔥🔥
Scanlan Boyz whattttt
6:14 is just me
And also the nostalgia that Dantdm gives me
P?!?!!!!!????!?!??👿👿👿
Dan………… What’s a 5 year old Gonna Do with a:
Gold Bar
Money
Diamond Ring
OR a Diamond Stuffed Teddy?
EVERY KID WANTS A NORMAL CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR
Dan, you can add adjectives to your self, also be more careful about using the zombie or disease adjective becuase it will spread everywhere, and it's incurable. One time I did it and it spread through entire levels!
Also, congrats
the zombie thing happened to me too but I cured it with a addon
I ❤ Dan
Ben Crandlemire me to
Day in the par💟
Sharknado star
Bendy
😫
Ben Crandlemire me too
I remember waking up one morning for school and seeing the noti "new video released dantdm 1 minute ago" its crazy to think that was 6 years ago
8:20 nYeH hEh hEH!
*Papyrus earrape plays*
ahh spaghetti papyruses specialty apparently it’s terrible I think it’s because he doesn’t have a tongue
How do u make words bold?
Anyone notice that he said 'oh my fruitcake' lol :)> ♡♡♡♡♡
The nuked killed sans not Freddy
Drake Rowlison he might fight disbelief papyrus
Drake Rowlison imagine that
Me: puts in airpods
Dan's intro: I'm boutta ruin this man's whole career
With the nuke bazooka you killed snas
Ninja shark Hernandez *sans
Ninja shark Hernandez YEAH AND THEN HE BLAMED FREDDY
R.I.P Sans
2015-2017
*he came to a BONEY end plus he was filled with DETERMINATION*
Tremendous Turtorials I'm sorry I had too!
Ninja shark Hernandez ;-;
dan you can change character at the main menu
OH IM A KILLER! HEHEHEHHEHEH😈
no you are not the killer
NaDeR MBM read my profile name😑
golden freddy If you are Golden Freddy,why you no put Golden Freddy on your pic Channel?!
every one run theres is golden freddy
Dragão derrotado pelo Jazzghost this is my skin in minecraft and this is golden freddy as a human skin and i chose this skin cuz i don,t want from anyone to know that im goldwn freddy;)
Dumbledore will not be pleased because fawkes got eaten
Golden Freddy didn't kill Sans, your Nuke Bazooka did.
Cookie Dough_YT a nuke-zooka
At what time?
We all.see it.the white ash is.sans death
A nukezooka
rip sans :(
R.I.P Sans
*_"glass oily oil"_*
Dantdm just said that when I saw this comment lol
6:18 hey Dan a brown recluse is a type of spider, a deadly one
Dantdm people are banning ur vids 2 there kids coz of the burning hatchimals there's a newspaper about you
Gamer Ducky omg I seen that too but nothing we'll keep me apart from dan.if everyone else cant watch him.I will but.now.most people is abusing.him just for burning a hatchimal
rhianna burke I know it's up to him to do it or not
Messed up
Gamer Ducky but he hasnt taken down the vid
sapphireamethyst173 msp he still has an article about the vid and parents rebling against him
If you can doge a wrench you can doge a ball reply if you know what movie that quote is from
I is LPS dogeball
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?Idk
Dogeball
Doge...
I is LPS I know that movie
Sans died when you did the nuke gun not the Freddy
Exactly
Jasmin’a’spice yup
Remember that bazooka nuke thingy? That's what sans got killed with. You killed your own companion.
DAN 1st CONGRATS ON 14 MILLLIONNN AND MANY MORE TO COME SUCH AS 7 00000000 2ND WHERE IS READING YOUR COMMENTS AND DRAWING YOUR COMMENTS ANNDDD TOMADACHI LIFE PLEASE BRING BACK THERE MY FAV SERIES I LOVE U SO MUTCH3rdthis is ergent parents are banning kids from watching your channel since u set your hatchimal on fire and kids arnt liking your content since that video personaly I think that's REDICULIOUS because u r THE BEST RUclipsR EVER and I personaly disagree with them just wanted to point this out if u didn't know but don't let that stop u because as I said a million times u r the best youtuberEVA love u dan keep up the good work
Is your cap lock stuck?
YES ;3
grace riddell wow,that presentation sucked,3 year old
dan:my butt is in sanses head
sans:do you want a bad time
Sophia Patten ur profile picture is sans
dantdm is the best guy in the world
Latoria Coleman no my father is
12:00 - 12:09 we love our Trans icon, the hungry robot
Dan wouldn't you be more comfortable with Sans's head not up your butt??? Poor sans!
12:09 dan really said trans rights LOL
Why u saying lol?
im sorry but sans doesn't die, even if you put your backbone into it.
enough Undertale fandom
DiamondSwordGaming I get it
DiamondSwordGaming eyyy! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 i get it and is soooooooooooooooo Funny😂😂😛
Im down to the bone
DiamondSwordGaming acctully sans can DIE in genocide rout you can kill him ARE YOU SAYING YOU DIDNT DO THE GENOCIDE ROUT!?!?!?
a phoenix is a fire bird.
RIDE PAPYRUS
This--> /
Freddy did not kill Sans... You did...
Please play geometry dache
Nick NICK agree because it have an update 2.1
Nick NICK he already has
Nick NICK t :
Nick NICK
Nick NICK it's spelled geometry dash
17:18 : "inkwell" high
My brain :c-c-cuphead???
Your name was silly speak123 in PS3 and you' have a friend he's name is sidrick iam his freind
i hope the c something dosent come tonight or welll be eating human life! Me:(I was drinking water and almost spat it out)
Cannibal?
Hi bill
He souls play Fnaf 1 right?
That something you killed that turned into white ash is actually sans.
Why did you scream crazy at 22:55
becaused hes frustrated
Play brick bronze again, you havent played it in a long time
OMG DAN IS A MURDER HE KILLED SANS WELL KILLING BUGS WHAT DO UNDERTALE MONSTERS TRUN INTO WHEN THAY DIE DUST THERE WAS WHITE DUST WHOS WHITE SANS HE KILLED SANS MURDER DANS A MURDER SO JENASIDE DAN WOW AND YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING PASAEFT ps love your vids ( use a muffet some time )
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WAT
Funny Bunnny1234 who is pasaeft?
Funny Bunnny1234 who or what is jenaside?
Funny Bunnny1234 you are overreacting
“YEEEAH! ITS MINE! ALL MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHA!”
-DanTDM 2021
2017*
'support piracy guys' -Dan 2017
OMG OLD SPOTS
Alan William
Alan William Oh hello there Old sport
Chello Chello Well hello there orange man(old sport)
why hello there old sport
you must be the newbie
The white powder was Sans
5:52
Dan: kills sans with a nuke
Also Dan: GOLDEN FREDDY HOW DARE YOU KILL SANS
Golden Freddy: Its not me...
(if your a fnaf fan you'll get it lol)
the white stuff it was umm..Sans :(
Steve The Warrior THAT IS RASIST
sorry i mean dust the dust
lps doggy (っ-_- ) っ seriously
Maybe The elephant 😏
You mean the dust
No the nuke killed sans ;)
sans was the white ash
This brings back memories