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Squeezing Roblox noobs
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
- today i squeeze egg, pizza, and noobs in roblox
lemme know if you want more vr vids might do one with kaden cuz dani thumbnail artist gave me a very good idea
games i played:
www.roblox.com/games/4939367883
www.roblox.com/games/4950394908
Flamingo why u dont have comment or likes is yt broken ;-;?
Yes
Hi
hi flamingo :3
E
Albert, can you please restock your hoodies? My daughters birthday is in 2 weeks. Help me be a cool dad.
UPDATE: We got her some merch for Christmas! Thanks for all the nice comments.
first reply :)
Albert help this man
@Mad Dog Playz mhm!
The Patsy Family fake
Nvm
Albert: enters server
Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*
Woah you almost have 12k subs
shockwave you try without stealing other people’s comments
shockwave let’s see you try
shockwave haha so funny stupid emoji user
Io games Io Stop being mean
4:45 genuinely looks like an execution
Yus
I can't stop repeating this part
Holy sh*t the likes are on the *Funny Number*
@@normaefird9579 LOL TRUE AND IM ABOUT TO RUIN IT
The punch looks so cool
You know squeezing an egg until it bursts is near impossible, and yet albert managed to do it, what a chad
Yeah
Late reply but idc
even god said so
@@Banti034 then why'd you leave a reply?? twice, even???
@@whilemycookiegentlycrumblz why not?
The rat and Albert together is just what we all needed this whole time
Alex’s Window good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
Yeah
Wtf
Yes 😏
Yes 🦶🏽🦶🏽🦶🏽
The person who held hands with Albert must be the chosen one.
Yui Chan ikr
They be like
😳
👉👈
Honestly when something like that happens in his vids my brain just makes me remember that he has a girlfriend and they are dating
Shut up
Flamingo racist
5:33
well thats one suspicious pose...
LMFAO
And he’s holding it-
💀💀💀💀
4:43 is when flamingo bopped that bacon.
i wish that it had blood
My favorite part
Fatality
“Look how depressed this guy is. I wonder if this will help him.”
*Kills him*
Cats Are YES saueeze geant
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🙏😘
The irony in how Flamingo handles depressed people XD (I know it’s a joke but still)
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX
Who?
*Asked.*
Yes that helped
Imagine living with Albert and just hearing from another room: “JUPITER IS CRASHING DOWN!”
I would love living with Albert
Lol
Me:yay
Watch my newest video plz it good
Man I wish I was a RUclips and got rich so rich and my RUclips channnel that was popular
4:45 This part made me laugh so hard
same LMAO
@@wo9wd it’s been a year….so long
my man so muscular
cant wait for him to punch someone at full force in vr
Fatality
5:06 i watched maze runner today and "we got a runner" was one of the first sentences
“Normal humans eat with spoons and forks”
Flamingo: squeezes the food brutally
Yeah ok
Flamingo is a true man of culture
r/grippingfoodwithforce
No
Alan Ramirez indeed
“Picture that egg as a random noob’s skull”
-Albert 2020
@shockwave lmao
Watch my newest video plz it good
let’s start the Albert 2020 trend NOW
ersha Plays no
*reports the comment right away*
BRO IM SO TRIGGERED HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL FAN HE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT OMGGGGGGGG LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOO XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDX FAKE FLIPPING FAN LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDXDDXDXDD GET REKT NOOB HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
*joke this is a joke*
but fr it isnt funny no more
5:15
"running from it wont make it stop it will just make it scarier when it gets you"
- Flamingo, 2020
7:09 *casually descends*
*Legends say the womans body is still rotting until this day*
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX cringe
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX furry.
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX wdym "exposed Flamingo" Idiot
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX shut up.
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX noob NOTHING BUT A NOOB
Who else loves The part when flamingo holds The rats hand and The reaction of the rat.... It was beautiful
love at its purest...
yess it was pure cinema
This chat is boring let’s spice it up
ikr
Tee her i like u
it was an honor albert, thanks for making the big basket with me
You are lucky
Luckkyyyy
Albert: Ok, that's either gonna break my VR headset or my microphone.
Me: How about your hand?
5:29
8:38 the most romantic story ever
yes
Ikr
Albert is so weird but I can’t stop watching his videos
Same
He is so funny. The way he takes pure enjoyment is actions is halarious.
So true
Blasting Three Hilarious
ibunderstand why
That pizza doesn’t even look like a pizza
4:40 Omg Mortal Kombat With a poor bacon
Albert squeezes my brother to death 0:42
Sorry for your loss I hope your refrigerator is sturdy enough for your family
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 Hahahhahahahahah funny comment
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 AAAAAA
F
Sad
That was the most unexpected intro ever XD
4:44 also that was something straight out of Mortal Kombat
0:41 strongest man ever
Cool
Me, an italian: *crying while albert is domestically abusing holy pizza*
Dio si
Rip the holy pizza
Ikr
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 go back to listening linkin park lmao
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 why
The only person that can make saying im going to squeeze some peoples skulls today, sound just fine
Albert's laugh just makes my day its so cute😂😂
5:06 He's just trying to be like his idol, Sonic, and run away
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 ohh it's a bot...
Flamingo: LITTERALY BREAKS AN EGG WITH HIS BARE HANDS*
Me: YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR CHAD.
Ok
*mr big basket
He truest is though
69 likes UwU
Coco’s Corner
Yes indeed.
i like watching flamgo there has never been a moment in his life that I have not seen. i enjoy watching flamgo
3ehi is the new word albert made 8:20
Albert: **squeezes pizza**
Everyone: **visibly triggered**
I love you,,,,,,,,
To the Early Squad that’s reading this:
Sending Virtual Hugs to everyone who needs it. Always Stay Safe Read my name ❤️😍🥰😄
yes
@I Am Kevin BB shut up
Wtf whit the bots
Flamingo: *squeezes pizza*
Everyone: *visible frustration*
Me happy pizza bad
Sami Leppänen bruh
I love you,,,,,,,
when I saw that I wanted to die ngl
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 no lol
at 4:45 is when albert shows his fighting skills.
Yaaaa sisters 😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹
Fatality
I can tell Albert was having so much fun
I now realize that Albert is better than me because he squished an egg in his hands
I love you,,,,,,,,
Captain Zero it’s a boy
Dagmawi Gethaun it’s a bot
MatthewPlayz ok ik
MatthewPlayz ...".................................
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I KNOW
“Squeezing Roblox Noobs”
Most people on roblox:
Objective:
*S U R V I V E*
I love you,,,,,,,
Captain Zero ty.
Wow is this a love story?
I.Already.LeeKnew *sweats*
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B 8 shut up u just want views
We literally have the same laugh it always makes my day LOL
Albert is literally the devil disguised as a human I LOVE IT
why is no one talking about how albert crushed an egg with one hand
Strong man
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX Wooow idiot furry is back
NOOO0BB3 Roblox furrys r nice People Well not this one but still dont make fun OF the furry thing it’s rude
@@lucron12 i didnt said "furries" or "all furries" Read messages properly bruh
NOOO0BB3 Roblox i sorry i read it wrongly but no need to be mean about it jeez
"Alright guys, I'm bout to grip my egg **Egg cracking noises**" - Albert, 2020
5:03 that was sick
7:03 when your the imposter and someone sees you kill on cams
@Kevs no
“IT DOESNT SQIUSH THAT GOOD” Albert, I’m not sure pizzas meant for squishing-
no it is trust me
they are literally created for that
hahahahahahahahhahahhahaahahah
Y E S
.0.
THERMOSTAT MAN wait what-
Its so funny to see the people get hurt but no damage
I love how Albert didn't crush someone even once but spends the entire time messing with a stack of cans
4:44 that pucnh smooth and epic lol
Yep i thought the same
Lolz
not cool he nooby cute bullyed
Yee
he pounded that human alive
albert “looks like were holding hands"
also albert “are you getting the same feeling?”
the rat “👉🏼👈🏼”
albert “HEHEHAHEOOHHOHOHEHEHHEHheheheoohohoho” 😹
👁👄👁
👉👈
for ppl wondering the time its 8:41
@Habiba Osama f
Teehee
E
**everyone dies except him**
albert:tHaTs oKaY
i love ur vr videosss
Only albert would squeeze his food during a mukbang
Chelsea
pat why haven’t You upload video in 5 years
Meave 4*
Lucas Kuang foot? Why would he squeeze his foot?
when he squeezed his food i threw up XDDD
Fun fact: most people can't crush an egg with one hand.
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🔥
I love you,,,,,,,,,
It’s because he is mr big basket
Guess I’m special
@@teamvatal5531 if u play roblox then maybe
It’s so entertaining seeing Albert squishing a pizza and idk why
Random Person: Can I go on the tower
Albert: you can go down here with the devil
Only true flamingo fans recognise this word: “genuinely”
yeah
Or any normal person
He says that alot B)
Gamer Buzz 😔✋
Yrs
"I need help!"
"Her dead body is rotting.."
*laughs menacingly*
-Albert 2020
Edit: thx for 145 likes! This is the most ive ever had!
I was just about to make a comment like this
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 YOU'RE THE NOT OWN RONBOCKS SO THAT THE MEAN YOU IS CAN'T COMMIT BAN FLAMINGO
Jemmianto Gunawan yes
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 "Or I will ban Flamingo" 😂 yeah right
@@Manddot ah yes ronbocks
The “teehee” got me wheezing so hard. Legend says, Albert and the rat were married and had a happy life.
4:49. That punch really flattened the poor bacons face
Fatality
No one:
not even an E:
The giant Xbox girl being bullied by Albert: *I will now perform self-destruct*
She has reached godlike status and levitates uncontrollably as a consequence
That was the most unexpected intro ever... Also 4:44 FATALITY
This made my Friday night
Fun fact: The actual person that was first didnt comment
Edit: Thanks for the likes I've never gotten this many!
XD
i was first but didn't comment edit: btw to the people who actually think I'm being serious about being first I'm not so don't get offended
Omfg so true
You do be spitting fax doe
Ok
Flamingo: her body’s rotting
His neighbors: 👁👄👁
More like 👁 👃 👁
👄
xD
WTH is this chat?
Good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
Good thing there’s studio foam :smug:
No this 😳
1:08 i love how he doesn't acknowledge a troll as a real person
I love your Ragdoll. Videos
8:47 I littrally just died of laughing
So did i
Ikr
"Squeezing Roblox noobs"
-Albert 2020
I love you,,,,,,,,
more like SQUEEZEING FOOD
Captain Zero simpin or just gay?
Please do not try to start a "albert 2020" meme the albert 2019 was more than enough
Saturn or just loves the comment.
imagine being alberts neighbour and just hearing "i need help! her dead body is rotting!"
4:45 that was kinda cool that the bacon fell like that its like real life
Flamingo: squzing roblox noobs
Everyone : mhm interesting
Lolll
Cyan you kinda sus
@@OasisTrain i saw him vent
@@OasisTrain Red is sus
Your challenge isn’t going so well is it m8?
albert: squeezing pizza
temprist: has heart attack
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️😆
he was just asking lol. pack it up "blue memory."
ĄAAAAA
Todorokis Wife he’s self promoting instead of getting subs through hard work.
HUZZAH YOU AREN'T A BOT.
The rat made me laugh so bad🤣🤣
2:45 Albert:OH GOD ITS GONNA HIT ME
Woman:Fatality
*First: Flamingo calls people “bloody diarrhea noobs”
Then: Flamingo calls people “sunscreen eaters”
Now: Flamingo calls people “little sunburn man”*
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 wh-
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 wtf
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 no
@Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 no
Nooo it's NOOB NOTHING JUST A NOOB!?
“Jupiter is falling down”
✌🏻😔
Yeet lmao I’m really close to 500 $UBS anyone mind helping me out? ❤️🙏😘
Can 2020 get any worse?
No I don’t trust scam bots
Cringe
Nobody cares
He never fails to make us laugh
The rat getting nervous and blushing literally had me dying
Nobody:
5 seconds later: hears squishy noise
Me: Oh lord
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Abernathy Sophie no
Abernathy Sophie rabax
Ethan Lindenthal y e s *RABAX*
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture.
Like so Albert can see
I love you,,,,,,,,
Yeah i doubt he'll do this
Sounds too difficult
@@Adrian-kb4rg yeah exactly
The way he vionlenty kills the bacon... is so satisfying
The way the bacon falls at 4:44 has me dead
Fatality
Nobody:
Not even Albert:
Me in flee the facility when I’m hacking a computer: 4:07
AHAHAHAH YES
Lol y3p
this comment is beautiful
Ikr
Same lol
Albert: *Jupiter is crashing down!*
2020: write that down write that down!
This comment is too underrated.
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 You can only get hate comment if you stop wanting hate comment
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 u can’t idiot 🤦🏼♀️
NO DONT
Oh God No
The new Attack on Titan look great
Legends has it that the two people, despite breaking up, still has a grudge against albert for what he did
Imagine the reaction of of the rat when he realizes that he played with Flamingo
imagine ✨b e i n g✨ the rat
XxØrëøxX year u can click there comment to reply to them
@@pawble _wow_
Actually I was in his game, he was on an alt I had to follow the alt
I am ur mother das
Roblox Noobs: **sees albert**
Also Noobs: *he's to dangerous to be alive*
To the Early Squad that’s reading this:
Sending Virtual Hugs to everyone who needs it. Always Stay Safe Read my name ❤️😍🥰😄
I love you,,,,,,,,
@I Am Kevin BB I seen you about 9 million times
@I Am Kevin BB no
I Am Kevin BB
I never thought this man will be so dumb
Albert ''Dripping in blood, thats what im gonna try to attempt today! ''
😳😳
Albert ''In vr!"
🥰😍🤩
this is probably my favorite part of the whole video 4:44
Fatality
4:44 why does it look like this should be in anime
Lol true
4:44 why does it look like thise should be in anime Me Too Why!?! Its Real And Anime Punch Man
Put it in 0.25
It's more like a Fatality from Mortal Kombat tbh
4:44 this man's ragdoll was so good
Fatality
albert: bro it doesn’t squish that good! me: squish pizza go brrrr
"Squeezing Roblox Noobs
*Sees Thumbnail
Me: Yep, Just A Normal Albert Video
@XDgamer420 ROBLOX bruh stop replying to every comment
XDgamer420 ROBLOX i see u everywhere
I BEAT FLAMINGO IN MY NEWEST VIDEO
c u r r i e s
breaking ice do u mean furries and furries r very nice Well most just stop hat8ng on them it’s rude
When he crushed that egg I literally screamed nO he's gonna get sick XD
XDgamer420 ROBLOX I? what do y ou mean i
i swear, Albert makes the best joke- and his humor i has snatched from his head😌
"Alright- 'hi' is a four letter bad word."
THIS KILLED ME. 🤣