Don't Munch the Carpet (Rare 1940s Song) by Liz B. Inns

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 187

  • @Merylstreep1949
    @Merylstreep1949 3 месяца назад +262

    Connie Lingus provided backing vocals on this song😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffjones6221
      @jeffjones6221 3 месяца назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itzhakbentov6572
      @itzhakbentov6572 3 месяца назад +19

      My dad took us all to see Liz B. Inns down at The Dexter Lake Club in December of 1947. When those gals sang, “Don’t Munch The Carpet” there was not a seat to be had! It was a special moment.

    • @armandoacevedo6978
      @armandoacevedo6978 3 месяца назад +8

      Hey, I saw you and your dad there! He wouldn’t shut up about how much your mom liked this song!

    • @itzhakbentov6572
      @itzhakbentov6572 3 месяца назад +6

      @@armandoacevedo6978 it wasn’t just mom, it seemed that all of her old sorority sisters loved it too!

    • @armandoacevedo6978
      @armandoacevedo6978 3 месяца назад +7

      @@itzhakbentov6572yeah, that’s funny, my little sister said the same about her sorority

  • @joebush1663
    @joebush1663 3 месяца назад +145

    It won't lick itself!

    • @dallasclark5420
      @dallasclark5420 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TrashPanda71
      @TrashPanda71 Месяц назад

      I think of that and say Yes, Yes it does when I see my cat licking it's own ass. See it does lick itself lol

  • @roneastman4457
    @roneastman4457 2 месяца назад +56

    I love these. Lol . They sound so original and real. Great job. We need more humor in these times.

  • @claudiosalvatore754
    @claudiosalvatore754 3 месяца назад +75

    "Don't you go bumper to bumper" 🤣🤣

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 Месяц назад +2

      When I leave I better not hear you mooooan!

  • @joechiaretti4131
    @joechiaretti4131 3 месяца назад +85

    This song leaves nothing to the imagination. Liz B. Inns must be a cunning linguist! 😂

  • @Awsom47Merc
    @Awsom47Merc 13 дней назад +6

    Gives Carpet Cleaning a whole new meaning ! 👊🤣👍

  • @jeffdeloach1786
    @jeffdeloach1786 2 месяца назад +33

    I'll bet this song has 100% approval from the American Women for Flannel Society.

    • @gunblade7610
      @gunblade7610 29 дней назад +1

      Subarus, Subarus and Justin Bieber haircuts all atohnd

  • @theeclectic2919
    @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад +27

    My mom really really loved this song back in the day and I didn't know why. When I'd get home from school there was always some lady I didn't know leaving the house. Over the years, until I graduated, there were probably a total of 30 or 40 different women who left the house as I came home. The only ones I knew were both next door neighbors on either side of us, and our minister's wife, Mrs. Pinkerton. I understand now what was going on. My mom liked to eat certain things I can't discuss here. I often wondered why my mom's breath smelled funny.
    (Don't get me wrong, I'm like my mom. I like to eat that stuff too.

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  2 месяца назад +4

      Your mom was a progressive lady!

  • @spankyharland9845
    @spankyharland9845 3 месяца назад +62

    Phil Latio played the trumpet on that song and Dick Bheter played the drums.

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  3 месяца назад +17

      Dick beater can really hit those skins!

    • @lindabishop1402
      @lindabishop1402 3 месяца назад +5

      Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

    • @colehara
      @colehara 2 месяца назад +7

      They're all members of that popular band Phil McKrackin and the Back Alley Boys.

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад +6

      @@SusRecordsCEO Yeah, but he was eventually replaced by Jack Mehoff.

    • @innerlude
      @innerlude Месяц назад +3

      @@theeclectic2919 And all of it was Produced and Recorded by Harry D. Palms.

  • @jamesnelson6980
    @jamesnelson6980 3 месяца назад +33

    Nothing wrong with a little fuzz bumpin'!

  • @JAYJAYJAY53
    @JAYJAYJAY53 3 месяца назад +35

    That title and the Connie post got me laughing my ass off .

    • @berthazopp1
      @berthazopp1 3 месяца назад

      You said a mouthful!

  • @cuffy6322
    @cuffy6322 Месяц назад +6

    As an old school fan of carpets, I endorse this message

  • @jimpayne9545
    @jimpayne9545 3 месяца назад +12

    Hilarious!! Also -- "Liz B. Inns" 😂

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад +2

      Sounds like my uncle who's actual real name is Les Beuns.

  • @CruceEntertainment
    @CruceEntertainment 29 дней назад +5

    I’m starting to wonder about Betty and Wilma

  • @terrysweitzer6772
    @terrysweitzer6772 3 месяца назад +21

    Said no husband ever!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shoey77100
    @Shoey77100 3 месяца назад +23

    "The Nation mourns her tragic loss" - Harry S. Truman.

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  3 месяца назад +5

      Jack Benny just played her song on loop that week on his show!

  • @theeclectic2919
    @theeclectic2919 29 дней назад +4

    Hey, Sus. Did you ever hear of the 70s girl group called Helen Back and the Dark Tunnels?
    Or, Edie "Baby" Batter and the Creams?
    The two best underground punk bands ever!

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 3 месяца назад +14

    Time to go rent a Rug Doctor and give that carpet a thorough cleaning.

  • @virginia3222
    @virginia3222 Месяц назад +3

    What a beautiful love song! So romantic, it put me in the mood, can’t wait for my husband to get home and give me…

  • @Weesel71
    @Weesel71 3 месяца назад +22

    I approve this message. Seymor Hairs.

  • @neilwilson5785
    @neilwilson5785 3 месяца назад +6

    liz b ins lol. I remember this being played on my 40th birthday in 1942. Yes, I am an AI as well.

  • @robertkline6311
    @robertkline6311 3 месяца назад +14

    Tuna Fish Fun 🎵🎶Slimy Slope Run 🎶🎵

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      I'm sure it's fun. But my wife died from eating too much. She choked on a hair ball.

  • @johnq.public4252
    @johnq.public4252 3 месяца назад +11

    They had another hit that was similar to the song called Tea For Two. Theirs was called Trib For Two.

  • @JHall-hh3pt
    @JHall-hh3pt 2 месяца назад +6

    😂 some untrustworthy angels and don’t forget about the milk man back in the day… now it’s the Amazon guy😂😂😂

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      My mom really got excited when the milk man brought the cream!

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 Месяц назад +1

      Or a cucumber. It's at least 8 inches, stays hard for a week, doesn't complain about your cooking, won't stink up the bathroom, and is incapable of snoring. We men can't beat that!

  • @Sandchovy
    @Sandchovy 2 месяца назад +1

    Your AI picture generator is top shelf!

  • @James-pq7nf
    @James-pq7nf 3 месяца назад +9

    boy how subtle can you get

  • @trickn2819
    @trickn2819 3 месяца назад +4

    A HA! That's what those tupperware parties are all about!
    Dr. Demento would have a field day if this were legit!

  • @MovieMakingMan
    @MovieMakingMan 3 месяца назад +12

    Such a touching song. ❤️

  • @dakota-sessions
    @dakota-sessions 10 дней назад +2

    do one about the dog pill

  • @Grendachan
    @Grendachan Месяц назад

    Love this song! I want the CD!!! :D

  • @blackiewhitefence9083
    @blackiewhitefence9083 Месяц назад +4

    The b side to this single released in 1941 is Come and Eat at the Y.

    • @cuffy6322
      @cuffy6322 Месяц назад

      Loool 😂😂😂

  • @bodypiercingbytom
    @bodypiercingbytom 3 месяца назад +3

    Liz B. Inns! What cunning linguist! 😂

  • @stephenoneill1805
    @stephenoneill1805 3 месяца назад +9

    Why do they call it scissoring instead of lip syncing??

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      Okay, a little education here..... When two female crotches meet.... it looks like a pair of scissors.
      You're welcome.

  • @marianfrances4959
    @marianfrances4959 19 дней назад +1

    LMAO!!

  • @garyszewc3339
    @garyszewc3339 Месяц назад +1

    I got an Elisa Slotkin campaign and, before the video. How fitting.

  • @edgaeta2001
    @edgaeta2001 3 месяца назад +5

    Oh, hell no! If I can't lick it, I won't stick it. If I can't eat it, I won't beat it,

  • @noelsalisbury7448
    @noelsalisbury7448 2 месяца назад +3

    Hot Tuna were a great group.
    Jus' sayin'.

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад

    I must say, the photos are beautiful and do I dare say “alluring”

  • @Ringothalia
    @Ringothalia 2 месяца назад +2

    Carpet chewer,Clam bumper,
    No hair please fresh and clean😋
    Like Sushi

  • @eternaldarkness6228
    @eternaldarkness6228 2 месяца назад +1

    Are this songs real? Or AI created? 😂 they are glamorous and vulgar at the same time but i love them!🤣 When i thought people in the past didn't have a raunchy sense of humor!.

  • @Grendachan
    @Grendachan Месяц назад

    Yes! Love this!

  • @brendakoldyk1647
    @brendakoldyk1647 Месяц назад

    Great now I have this song stuck in my head..

  • @jaytc3218
    @jaytc3218 24 дня назад +1

    I heard that Imogene "Ima" Licalottapus sang baritone on the recording.

  • @seetheforest
    @seetheforest 3 месяца назад +2

    Are you a mermaid?
    Good evening ladies.. blind man at the fish market..🤪

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад +1

    I would not disapprove my love, go for it!

  • @007kingifrit
    @007kingifrit 26 дней назад +1

    0:42 should be" wait for your husband to play" so it rhymes

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  26 дней назад

      that isn't the rhyme scheme - the two parts have ending rhymes - home and moan

  • @RSGill1903
    @RSGill1903 3 месяца назад +2

    As a boomer, I'm a sucker for old timey music. I can see this being performed in an Abbott & Costello movie.

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  3 месяца назад

      That would have been so cool

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      I'd like it better in a movie like "Breakfast at Tiffany's (Crotch)".

  • @scottyp4299
    @scottyp4299 2 месяца назад +4

    Holy Cow!!! I can't believe I'm hearing this again!!!
    After the War ended, I transferred from my Bomber unit to guard duty at the Nuremburg Trials.
    On October 15, 1946, Herman Goering committed suicide two hours before his court appearance and we all rejoiced that he was dead but it was only a couple of hours later we were in mourning and in utter disbelief when we heard that Liz was missing at sea and presumed dead.
    Being forever etched in my memory, I will never forget Liz or that day......

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад +1

      Did you know she's buried in Arlington Cemetery? Her epitaph reads: "Yeah, I ate it! Whatcha gonna do about it?!"

  • @ChozenOne444
    @ChozenOne444 2 месяца назад

    Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 I’m weak laughing right now

  • @carlaharris4879
    @carlaharris4879 2 месяца назад +1

    OH NO SHE DIDN'T 😂MY GOODNESS THIS IS KILLING ME😂😂

  • @Bicc_Burb
    @Bicc_Burb 2 месяца назад +2

    Ah, freshly munched carpet always smells better. It's just a little girl time.

  • @tpings33
    @tpings33 Месяц назад +1

    Is that Colonel Angus?

  • @rreis4568
    @rreis4568 Месяц назад

    Saudades dos anos 60😢😢😢furei tanto caneco ouvindo essa música 😢😢😢

  • @Dr.Pepper001
    @Dr.Pepper001 3 месяца назад +3

    Reminds me of the story about Pastor Fuzz.

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      He was our preacher at our church. He taught us all about rug burns.

  • @stevenfromer3816
    @stevenfromer3816 3 месяца назад +3

    Too funny😊

  • @joeg9810
    @joeg9810 2 месяца назад +1

    Too funny!

  • @TerraBlacc1
    @TerraBlacc1 Месяц назад

    I had no idea these analogies were anywhere near this old.

  • @RandyWoessner
    @RandyWoessner 3 месяца назад +1

    Probably never played on the Radio. LOL

  • @tjey379
    @tjey379 2 месяца назад

    Hey, most of us men dont mind, if its my day off you might even have an Extra toungue to ride. Bumper to bumper?? That is one of my favourite scenes, I might not 3ven make it to work. Pervert for life I am.

  • @frederickwentz4729
    @frederickwentz4729 2 месяца назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @KeithMather-r4g
    @KeithMather-r4g Месяц назад

    Scotland : ' Minge & Tatties ' 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😱🤣

  • @davidsantor1760
    @davidsantor1760 Месяц назад +1

    If I came home early. I'd be asking, can I watch ?

    • @leondillon8723
      @leondillon8723 Месяц назад

      I would join the fun without asking. An unplanned 3 way.

  • @robgronotte1
    @robgronotte1 2 месяца назад +1

    Where did you find these photos?

  • @riverrat3101
    @riverrat3101 3 месяца назад +2

    seriously, where do these songs come from? are they recorded especially for this you tube channel? or were they simply 'underground' songs from the '40s?

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  3 месяца назад +5

      Yes

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      This was recorded in Hollywood at COSYG Studios. A Russian named V.D. Rocherkokoff was the producer. He died of radiation poisoning a few months after this record was made. People suspect that the Soviets deleted him because they thought the song had anti-communist code words that were meant to start a revolution in Russia. It was never substantiated, however.
      NOTE: COSYG Studios is an abbreviation for Creme of Sum Yung Gai Studios. It was founded by a Taiwanese patriot name Sum Ting-Wong...

  • @absentmindedprof
    @absentmindedprof 3 месяца назад +2

    Phil Latio was their drummer.😊😊😊

  • @GeneScott-pw2dl
    @GeneScott-pw2dl 2 месяца назад +1

    LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GaryDelabate
    @GaryDelabate 2 месяца назад +2

    Betty Beaversnacker playing the drums.

  • @Jazzlobotomy
    @Jazzlobotomy 20 дней назад +1

    LEZBANON

  • @paulmillar1147
    @paulmillar1147 2 месяца назад +2

    this must be a joke lol 😆

  • @boxcartwilly
    @boxcartwilly 2 месяца назад

    😎👍

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад

    It’s awkwardly beautiful

  • @chrissammels5444
    @chrissammels5444 Месяц назад +1

    A woman who doesn’t expect or even want, an expensive hot curry, on a romantic night out.

  • @rucringe643
    @rucringe643 2 месяца назад +1

    The beat: 😄🤩💃
    The lyrics: 🛌🤰🤨

  • @finddeniro
    @finddeniro 3 месяца назад +3

    Attn.
    Nina..

  • @raylv6962
    @raylv6962 Месяц назад +1

    Never drink from the furry cup😮

  • @lyria8469
    @lyria8469 Месяц назад

    Naughty!

  • @CouncilOfDort
    @CouncilOfDort 2 месяца назад +1

    My cousin Hugh Jardon was the producer 😂

  • @AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp
    @AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp Месяц назад

    I think the Labia Sisters did a cover of this?

  • @truthtoad
    @truthtoad 3 месяца назад +2

    Where's the gong??😢

  • @jamesrobinson4703
    @jamesrobinson4703 3 месяца назад +3

    I don't get it....

  • @teddymills1188
    @teddymills1188 2 месяца назад

    Ah, the classics.

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 3 месяца назад +3

    Scissoring for Jesus.

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад +1

    I’m blushing. And I’m a straight male 😘

    • @plusbonus1165
      @plusbonus1165 Месяц назад

      That's a ' Straight Blush'.
      You win again !

  • @V8Deuce
    @V8Deuce 28 дней назад +1

    Ilene Ulik wrote this song

  • @stephentaylor1476
    @stephentaylor1476 2 месяца назад +1

    This voice sounds very much like Betty Hutton.

  • @Watershed-Records
    @Watershed-Records 3 месяца назад +5

    This the same Liz B. Inns who went on to join The Pink Lips in '49?

    • @SusRecordsCEO
      @SusRecordsCEO  3 месяца назад +2

      it is indeed!

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 2 месяца назад

      One of the Pink Lips backup singers went on to create the band, Veronica Vance and the Vulvas. Everyone loved the three Vs!

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад

    I don’t understand the knives in the photos though. Weird but I like it

    • @keymusic
      @keymusic Месяц назад +2

      Scissors not knives

    • @brentwinfield5713
      @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад

      Ah, now I get it! “Scissors” im slow on the uptake at my age sometimes

  • @krisowler367
    @krisowler367 2 месяца назад +1

    Jeruk Makan Jeruk #jerukmakanjeruk

  • @BetterASKSOME1
    @BetterASKSOME1 2 месяца назад

    To the DJ WHO SAID THE TEACHERS LOST THEIR MIND I GUESS THEY DID AFTER THEY GOT THEIR ASS ATE UP

  • @leviwalsh8011
    @leviwalsh8011 Месяц назад

    This is actually very historically accurate. Back then lesbian activities were seen as an acceptable way for women to practice so that they would be better lovers for men. It only became an issue for the patriarchy if they kept doing it after marriage.

  • @sommmeguy
    @sommmeguy Месяц назад

    This has to be AI.

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 Месяц назад

    Rug cleaning is a key housewife skill.

  • @genewomack317
    @genewomack317 3 месяца назад +1

    Her telephone is a Bone-O-Phone...

  • @crosslink1493
    @crosslink1493 Месяц назад

    True, wait until your husband gets home. A sandwich is much more satisfying when you have meat in the middle of those two slices of bread.

  • @brentwinfield5713
    @brentwinfield5713 Месяц назад

    Damn, all I can do is vacuum the carpet. We men suck

  • @frankpitochelli6786
    @frankpitochelli6786 Месяц назад

    She sounds like Rosemary Clooney.

  • @mongosaqqara
    @mongosaqqara 2 месяца назад

    Eatin aint Cheatin.

  • @davevanfunk8917
    @davevanfunk8917 3 месяца назад +1

    Where oh where was this played?

  • @leondillon8723
    @leondillon8723 Месяц назад +2

    Am I the only one to notice that Liz B. Inns is pronounced lesbians?

  • @johnmudd6453
    @johnmudd6453 Месяц назад

    Rug munching a much underrated pastime !