oh she insulted me over ten times she must really want me and just needs a slap and a forced french kiss to love me thought no sane fucking human being ever
Hey Hellfreezer, i don't really know if you'll read this but i feel it's important to me to comment anyway. I just wanted to say that i always have your videos on either for entertainment, a distraction, or just background noise. Your voice is quite calming and after the couple months of listening, your videos are now something i can go to to feel "safe". Mostly your calmness will help to keep my anxiety at bay. The last couple of hours (and still ongoing, though much calmer - hopefully i can get to sleep soon) i've had a really bad anxiety attack and after getting through the really tough part, it was really nice to just have your voice there to be something stable. I hope i'm making sense. Basically, just thanks for being there, even just as a voice. It really helps and means a lot more than some would think. I hope, as always, you're doing ok & have a great week! X
I have anxiety and I'm so glad i found this channel and that it helps people :) I love to listen to his videos while completing college work in a uncomfortable environments for me and it really helps a lot.
Yeah same. 5 years ago I didn't know neck and leg beards even exist. Like Comic Book guy from the Simpsons, Just thought he was a random jerk, Not an archetype. Unfortunately I met a leg beard and she tried *very* hard to turn me into a neckbeard. I had no idea what was going on at the time. But now... Well let's just say that I've heard very familiar conversations about things she and I would discuss... Most notable... The awkward debate about shaving legs... And how I was being unreasonable because "people don't care about that stuff." XD Felt like I was sharing a bed with a damn dude.
"I have never seen anyone 'reeee' in real life before, but... there it is." I think that would be my exact reaction if I ever see someone make that noise out of genuine anger.
Side note about that Bertha story: Author says she's not on the spectrum. I believe that, but mentioning she was in Honors throughout high school has nothing to do with autism. My fiancée was in Honors her whole life and is autistic; many gifted kids/honors students are autistic. So Bertha may not have been autistic, but her honors status doesn't really relate to that. Great story though. :)
I’m looking at these comments and I just wanna say that I love the community you have around your channel. It seems very calm and peaceful, reminds me of the In Love With a Ghost comment section. Maybe your voice is just a drug that calms people down.
"Did she want a trophie for finding the collage on her own? A cookie..?" Sounds so much like the narrator from The Stanley Parable, with the same sarcasm and everything. You'd probably make a really good professional voice actor!
Omg I love how quick witted and smart spooky was about handling those creeps, and the guys response to the creep trying to approach her was the cherry on top.
Had a nasty run in with a couple fighting in the street that ended with me running around the corner and calling the cops. Glad to have this to calm down with ❤
@@exitlude. Better to be the one reporting than the one fighting at least! It's good to take a while and appreciate how normal life is compared to some other peoples' troubles.
I feel so blessed that I get to wake up these! I legitimately (and begrudingly) admit that I do a little dance in my office chair when I see that you've uploaded these while opening my work listening playlist lol. Keep up the amazing work HF 😁
I've cringed many times at all these stories, but I've never felt quite as nauseated as I did when Spooky's story came on. Now I have to go find a strong mint. Or a bucket.
*Facepalm* Ugh...I'll admit I find some episodes of the show entertaining, and the songs can be catchy...but seriously?? (Then again, I don't like wearing hats anyway)
a.j.a.k.uk.1 Perfectly justified! I'm trying to get my mom into Doctor Who, we just finished the season 1 finale for the 2005 revival. So far she isn't really too in to it. I'm sure Tennant will reel her in. David Tennant reels basically everyone in because of how great he is.
a.j.a.k.uk.1 Perfectly justified! I'm trying to get my mom into Doctor Who, we just finished the season 1 finale for the 2005 revival. So far she isn't really too in to it. I'm sure Tennant will reel her in. David Tennant reels basically everyone in because of how great he is.
@@halopro8958 my 7 year old is hooked her favourite is Matt Smith. I personally liked Paul mcgann. They way he did night of the doctor it was like he never stopped up to that point of John hurt taking over. (I think I know the doctors real name too) best show your mum the last two episodes of Christopher ecclston when rose becomes bad wolf and let her see the regeneration I think she will be hooked. Let me know how she dose with that.
Privalige is relative, it depends on a massive amount of details,just singling out a skinny person because their skinny,a white person just because their white or a rich person just because their rich is very small minded,selfish and wrong, the skinny person could have a bulimia or anorexia, the white person may be very poor and the rich person could have an abusive parent(and all could have a host of other issues) just judging people on things they can't change is always wrong,it is some ones character and only their character that should even be a little bit judged.it doesn't stem from fairness to judge some one on something they can't change,it is envy
35:31 And then you went Super Saiyan and threw both the neckbeards through a wall, only to realize that they were Majin Buu and Frieza this whole time. Then you and Spooky fought them in a battle that spanned across the universe. That's about as believable as the rest of the story.
Like finally! All you ever hear from these are “oh he had me pinned, i wish I could have hit him” “I didn’t punch him at the time” like dude just punch the Neckbeard out then they’ll leave you alone
Sadly, her parents need to take some responsibility for that. I had some Bertha tendencies when I was young. What saved me was choosing to go away for higher education.
The stories involving Spooky are some of my favorites to listen to, even though the one in this video got a little too real. Would you ever consider putting all the stories involving her and her boyfriend/fiancé (husband? It’s a little confusing because the stories range from them not dating, to dating, to I’m pretty sure engaged and married.) into one big video?
You know, although I've heard you say it literally hundreds of times, I don't believe I've ever told you how very much I appreciate it every time I hear you close one of your videos with, "...take very good care of yourselves". It's your specific wording that conveys the care, concern, & sincerity that's missing from the rote, "Take care!," uttered by the masses. "Take care" could mean anything from, "Hey! There's a live power line hanging down in front of you, so be careful!", to "This is a more polite way of saying "Peace, out!", so I'll use it." - yeah...it's completely hollow & pointless 99% of the time. Every time I hear your sincerely-worded closing statement, I smile a little, thinking of the hundreds of insecure, awkward, self-hating young people in the world who are comforted by the knowledge that someone whom they idealize actually, truly, honestly CARES about them. As the mother of a 12-yr old boy who has heartbreakingly low self-esteem, I am perhaps more sensitive to such things, but be that as it may, I want you to be aware of how important your words have the potential to be in the lives of your listeners. I can say with near-complete certainty that your one, simple, intimately sincere closing line, deliveres in the way only you can, has saved at LEAST one life! A thousand thanks to and for you, my friend!
Listening to these reminds me of a beard i once knew from my local game store albeit he was possibly the rearest of beards out there he was a beard only in appearance being fairly rotund had the beard of legends and the classic combo of trackpants and and old almost worn out hoodie but thats where the beardieness ends he didnt stink like the basements of old nor was he an unpleasant greasy creep he was one of the nicest guys i played a game of magic with
I don't know......the second story was borderline mean. Seems she didn't give her cousin Bertha a chance. However, I understand why she was frustrated with Bertha😬
I love coming across your neck beard tales In my notifications. Ive been thinking I need to come across a neck beard so ill have some tales to submit then it dawned on me! I have a neck beard tale from long long ago. Where do I send it? Do I email you? Ah I stop being lazy and just scroll up to the description and find it there.
my friend Reas, doesn't do it often but its adorable, she is also embarrassed when it happens. but she, is not a leg beard, she beyond her open nerdiness is not socially aquaria and is smart.
Story #1 Dude BLOCK him!! Story #3 LMAO "soap handling skills". Oh and ALWAYS verify yourself what classes, scholarships, etc. will transfer. Man f*** Bertha! LMAO the Spooky story is VERY well written!
oh she insulted me over ten times she must really want me and just needs a slap and a forced french kiss to love me thought no sane fucking human being ever
Neckbeard mentality in a nutshell
LMBFAO
Remenber my friend they are a "nice guys"
No no no their Brony's
Who are "Nice guy"
@@billnguyen7353 normally the "nice guys" like mlp and are brony in same time. Just looked.
Neckbeard stories - yes!
Video over 40 mins - YESSSS!
Man, poor Spooky... That disturbed me like a lot
"Bertha, where's the school?"
"Oh, it's right there, I drew it with magic marker."
The description of the attack on Spooky made me cry, that was so horrible!
They're horrible people. I don't feel any sympathy for them at all.
@@elirien4264 God forbid a woman speak out of line when being harassed. fuck off
Maui Randall ?
@@FrancisR420 Pretty sure they meant the attackers
@@FrancisR420 wtf?
Hey Hellfreezer, i don't really know if you'll read this but i feel it's important to me to comment anyway. I just wanted to say that i always have your videos on either for entertainment, a distraction, or just background noise. Your voice is quite calming and after the couple months of listening, your videos are now something i can go to to feel "safe".
Mostly your calmness will help to keep my anxiety at bay. The last couple of hours (and still ongoing, though much calmer - hopefully i can get to sleep soon) i've had a really bad anxiety attack and after getting through the really tough part, it was really nice to just have your voice there to be something stable.
I hope i'm making sense.
Basically, just thanks for being there, even just as a voice. It really helps and means a lot more than some would think.
I hope, as always, you're doing ok & have a great week! X
Thank you kindly. I'm glad I could help.
I know right when I hear his voice I think he must have the patience of God himself
I have anxiety and I'm so glad i found this channel and that it helps people :) I love to listen to his videos while completing college work in a uncomfortable environments for me and it really helps a lot.
I'm sorry for your struggle, but that's awesome. Finding soothing things, and expressing gratitude is rad!
Uh oh! Stalker!
Love that there’s “Female Neck Beard Stories “
Legbeards
Yeah same.
5 years ago I didn't know neck and leg beards even exist. Like Comic Book guy from the Simpsons, Just thought he was a random jerk, Not an archetype.
Unfortunately I met a leg beard and she tried *very* hard to turn me into a neckbeard.
I had no idea what was going on at the time. But now...
Well let's just say that I've heard very familiar conversations about things she and I would discuss... Most notable... The awkward debate about shaving legs... And how I was being unreasonable because "people don't care about that stuff." XD Felt like I was sharing a bed with a damn dude.
I just found out that female neckbeards exist today.
@@smashmypumpkin9568 yes THANK YOU! they arent nb's
I was just thinking they needed a more appropriate name
Jonah P
If anything they should be called Pussy Beards because they sure as hell ain’t shaving that shit
Poor spooky she sounds awesome
Poor Spooky. But damn she was savage.
These and Confessions of a Hotel Worker are my favorite type of videos.
"I have never seen anyone 'reeee' in real life before, but... there it is."
I think that would be my exact reaction if I ever see someone make that noise out of genuine anger.
I think I'd end up making them more mad by nearly passing out from laughing.
Poor Spooky... No one deserves to assaulted like that.
No. No one does. Those two assholes felt ENTITLED to punish her because she embarrassed them.
I'd die for Spooky oh my god
She's my spirit animal.
I love the ones with Spooky. I find it awesome that there’s practically a series around that couple. Awesome.
The writing in these stories is extraordinarily good. Your narration is excellent as always ❤️
Spooky is life goals (the sassy part)
I love her already. Her bf better treasure her.
Side note about that Bertha story: Author says she's not on the spectrum. I believe that, but mentioning she was in Honors throughout high school has nothing to do with autism. My fiancée was in Honors her whole life and is autistic; many gifted kids/honors students are autistic. So Bertha may not have been autistic, but her honors status doesn't really relate to that. Great story though. :)
Was there any mention on how the school stuff was resovled?
My new favorite zinger: "They both are physically unable to do much more than lift food to their faces and pass judgment."
I’m looking at these comments and I just wanna say that I love the community you have around your channel. It seems very calm and peaceful, reminds me of the In Love With a Ghost comment section. Maybe your voice is just a drug that calms people down.
I mentioned that before as well! 😊
"Did she want a trophie for finding the collage on her own? A cookie..?"
Sounds so much like the narrator from The Stanley Parable, with the same sarcasm and everything. You'd probably make a really good professional voice actor!
Omg I love how quick witted and smart spooky was about handling those creeps, and the guys response to the creep trying to approach her was the cherry on top.
Poor Spooky, she was brave. Those would be rapists deserve all the punishment they can get.
Spooky's a freaking queen.
😁 First, there was Bertha Butt in the 70s...the 2000s brought us Beard, Bertha Beard! Jimmy Castor would be proud!
I Love the lite smooth jazz in the background. The perfect counter to off set the cringe.
Had a nasty run in with a couple fighting in the street that ended with me running around the corner and calling the cops. Glad to have this to calm down with ❤
Sorry you had to experience that!
I hope you have a good week, hun X
@@exitlude. Better to be the one reporting than the one fighting at least! It's good to take a while and appreciate how normal life is compared to some other peoples' troubles.
@@CL-lx2pm Ahah, it really is!
Never feel bad for neck beards it only makes matters worse
18:45 I was eating and thought i heard "Even a jew can be polished up to look like a decent 5" and nearly spit out my food
Even a two can be polished up... a two.
@@Hellfreezer I know reminded the video and made sure
I feel so blessed that I get to wake up these! I legitimately (and begrudingly) admit that I do a little dance in my office chair when I see that you've uploaded these while opening my work listening playlist lol. Keep up the amazing work HF 😁
More unpleasant neckbeards in the wild.😖
That's why I keep this on me *takes out chainsaw* works on keeping them away
I've cringed many times at all these stories, but I've never felt quite as nauseated as I did when Spooky's story came on.
Now I have to go find a strong mint. Or a bucket.
Holy shit, not just a a fedora but a litle pony fedora...
Ultimate neckbeard
*Facepalm* Ugh...I'll admit I find some episodes of the show entertaining, and the songs can be catchy...but seriously?? (Then again, I don't like wearing hats anyway)
vivamexico254 with an anime trench coat
Oh damn the harlyquinn story had me in hysterics.(the insults only) The insults were classic! Oh man still can barely breathe from laughing....
That Spooky/Harley Quinn has alot of spice and sass! I like her! no homo
I have major depression anxiety and panic attacks. Your videos make me laugh, thank you so much
I've Been Waiting for this!
So I'm late tonight. Doctor who was on. Xx
That was the right choice.
Damn yeah that's a perfectly good reason!
a.j.a.k.uk.1
Perfectly justified! I'm trying to get my mom into Doctor Who, we just finished the season 1 finale for the 2005 revival. So far she isn't really too in to it.
I'm sure Tennant will reel her in. David Tennant reels basically everyone in because of how great he is.
a.j.a.k.uk.1
Perfectly justified! I'm trying to get my mom into Doctor Who, we just finished the season 1 finale for the 2005 revival. So far she isn't really too in to it.
I'm sure Tennant will reel her in. David Tennant reels basically everyone in because of how great he is.
@@halopro8958 my 7 year old is hooked her favourite is Matt Smith. I personally liked Paul mcgann. They way he did night of the doctor it was like he never stopped up to that point of John hurt taking over. (I think I know the doctors real name too) best show your mum the last two episodes of Christopher ecclston when rose becomes bad wolf and let her see the regeneration I think she will be hooked. Let me know how she dose with that.
I just love your voices for the Neckbeards, fantastically funny!
Spooky is my hero!
Heroine. 😉
Scorpion. Love your pic!
Neckbeard and spinning plates videos always brighten my day when I see them on my feed
If neckbeards would WRRRRRY instead of REEEE, it wouldn't be as bad.
dont ruin JoJo by grouping him with these despicable human beings
I get up, click in RUclips thinking I'll start my day with some music, this pops up, my day is looking up already.
The attack on Spooky nearly put me off my breakfast
Thanks, Hellfreezer!
Privalige is relative, it depends on a massive amount of details,just singling out a skinny person because their skinny,a white person just because their white or a rich person just because their rich is very small minded,selfish and wrong, the skinny person could have a bulimia or anorexia, the white person may be very poor and the rich person could have an abusive parent(and all could have a host of other issues) just judging people on things they can't change is always wrong,it is some ones character and only their character that should even be a little bit judged.it doesn't stem from fairness to judge some one on something they can't change,it is envy
I need to save this comment.
Ok, how about judging them for feeling because of the BEHAVIOR?
You can shave a beard.
I’m sorry, I can’t say or hear “PoundBeard” and keep a straight face. That pseudonym is hilarious and idk why. 🤣
Dollar dollar beards yo
Yeah. I keep thinking "pound cake", which is appropriate I suppose.
I hope spooky and her firend each have a happy endings.
Thanks for taking your time!
The guys in that last story sound like a couple of rad dudes
Thanks as always Hellfreezer (:
Mari Clements lol I am sorry this is unrelated but I love your make up 😂
@@artemus5376 awe hey thanks!
Welcome! :) Just telling the truth tho
Poundbeard sounds like Ubaba from Spirited Away
I'm very happy that Ubaba didnt wear any short shorts or crop tops 🤮
Wonderful narrations. Thank you for all you do, Hellfreezer!
Bertha, w the build of an overfed linebacker... im dying
anyone else kind of want a compilation of just Spooky vs neckbeard stories? I really need more of her sass.
Yes! Thank you so much!
A 43 min neck beard vid. God bless
I'm late to the party but holy shit, I could fall asleep to your voice, so soothing and relaxing.
And of course neckbeard stories have to be told in a tryhard british accent. thank you for the whole experience!
35:31 And then you went Super Saiyan and threw both the neckbeards through a wall, only to realize that they were Majin Buu and Frieza this whole time. Then you and Spooky fought them in a battle that spanned across the universe.
That's about as believable as the rest of the story.
Bout time! Waited for a long time for this!
Your voice... sound so nice and calm.
Love these videos! Keep it up!
FINALLY!!! Someone actually made physical contact with these flan filled skinbags! (#4)
MrPtrgun after hearing the spooky one I feel the same way
Like finally! All you ever hear from these are “oh he had me pinned, i wish I could have hit him” “I didn’t punch him at the time” like dude just punch the Neckbeard out then they’ll leave you alone
Spooky is my spirit animal.
Thank you!
Thanks a lot HF😁😁
i could listen to you talk for hours
Duuuuude Spooky would be an awesome friend lmao
We need a podcast!
Wow. Bertha is a literal baby.
Sadly, her parents need to take some responsibility for that. I had some Bertha tendencies when I was young. What saved me was choosing to go away for higher education.
The stories involving Spooky are some of my favorites to listen to, even though the one in this video got a little too real. Would you ever consider putting all the stories involving her and her boyfriend/fiancé (husband? It’s a little confusing because the stories range from them not dating, to dating, to I’m pretty sure engaged and married.) into one big video?
It was found out that her stories were untrue
You know, although I've heard you say it literally hundreds of times, I don't believe I've ever told you how very much I appreciate it every time I hear you close one of your videos with, "...take very good care of yourselves". It's your specific wording that conveys the care, concern, & sincerity that's missing from the rote, "Take care!," uttered by the masses. "Take care" could mean anything from, "Hey! There's a live power line hanging down in front of you, so be careful!", to "This is a more polite way of saying "Peace, out!", so I'll use it." - yeah...it's completely hollow & pointless 99% of the time.
Every time I hear your sincerely-worded closing statement, I smile a little, thinking of the hundreds of insecure, awkward, self-hating young people in the world who are comforted by the knowledge that someone whom they idealize actually, truly, honestly CARES about them. As the mother of a 12-yr old boy who has heartbreakingly low self-esteem, I am perhaps more sensitive to such things, but be that as it may, I want you to be aware of how important your words have the potential to be in the lives of your listeners. I can say with near-complete certainty that your one, simple, intimately sincere closing line, deliveres in the way only you can, has saved at LEAST one life! A thousand thanks to and for you, my friend!
I only watch you for the neckbeards
Hahaha - "the social skills of a public urinal" - how's that for an insult, lol.
Wooohoooooo I love these videos
I fight daily to NOT be a Bertha. I really do. God help me.
that spooky girl she went through a good few minutes of hell bless her and bless the dude for kicking the bastard were the sun dont shine
"Bitch, you can't even the your own shoes" 😂😂😂
OMG YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 😍
These aint scarry but boi are they entertaining ❤
I may....have met Pound-beard.....or this could have been Pound Beard 2.0!
Me, knowing I'm not going to survive another binge listening alone: *eyeing my liquor cabinet*
Omg I love your voice 💓
Betting your significant other they can't do a stupid challenge? Spooky sounds like a keeper
What's a code yellow?
Only a few mins in but I feel kinda sad for the first NB. He’s obviously very lonely.
Listening to these reminds me of a beard i once knew from my local game store albeit he was possibly the rearest of beards out there he was a beard only in appearance being fairly rotund had the beard of legends and the classic combo of trackpants and and old almost worn out hoodie but thats where the beardieness ends he didnt stink like the basements of old nor was he an unpleasant greasy creep he was one of the nicest guys i played a game of magic with
Can you please do legsbeards please big fan of your channel 😇❤️
I don't know......the second story was borderline mean. Seems she didn't give her cousin Bertha a chance. However, I understand why she was frustrated with Bertha😬
I love coming across your neck beard tales In my notifications. Ive been thinking I need to come across a neck beard so ill have some tales to submit then it dawned on me! I have a neck beard tale from long long ago. Where do I send it? Do I email you? Ah I stop being lazy and just scroll up to the description and find it there.
Really to buy that death Ray >.> ....
OOOH YEAH!!🎉
This is like the H.P. Lovecraft of neckbeard stories. Some of these are really kind of sad. You have to wonder what kind of parents these people had.
I love your voice
my friend Reas, doesn't do it often but its adorable, she is also embarrassed when it happens. but she, is not a leg beard, she beyond her open nerdiness is not socially aquaria and is smart.
Story #1 Dude BLOCK him!! Story #3 LMAO "soap handling skills". Oh and ALWAYS verify yourself what classes, scholarships, etc. will transfer. Man f*** Bertha! LMAO the Spooky story is VERY well written!
Spooky is a queen but damn no one deserves that
Bertha sounds exactly like my sister
I know it’s probably a joke, but in reality water doesn’t do that “jurassic park” rippling effect, no matter how big the stomping t-rex is.
The more I hear about Neckbeards, the more I don’t like, and hearing about spooky just made me incredibly pissed
Pound beard sounds like Chunk from madame macabres story