Jambo Bwana - Nightcore

Jambo, Jambo Bwana, habari gani? Nzuri sana!
Wageni, mwakaribishwa, Kenya yetu, hakuna matata.
Kenya nchi nzuri. Hakuna matata.
Nchi ya kupendeza. Hakuna matata.
Nchi ya maajabu. Hakuna matata.
Nchi yenye amani. Hakuna matata.

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This has convinced me that rule 34 applies to Nightcore as well. If it exists, there's Nightcore of it.