Imagine if Mysta is built like Ethan Winters and is nothing but a pile of sentient mold that assumed the original Mysta after he ate that piece of molded chocolate.
@@HaxeRain I remember in one of her streams she said that as a kid her classmates were grossed out by insects and just to show how tough she was she picked up an earthworm and ate it but I forgot what she said after that. Was that the time she went to the hospital? Chat did say that earthworms are dangerous since they can contain parasites.
*"It's not even that bad"* Mysta... Two months, thousand of maggots... Mysta, he's not a clown, he's the entire the circus lol Mysta, how did he stay alive this long? xD
as soon as mysta said "two months" i had to pause the video in disbelief. how THE FUCK does someone forget theres rice in a rice cooker FOR TWO MONTHS??????
It’s called having a mental disorder. I forget stuff as I’m doing it Like I grabbed a hot stove burner to move it because it didn’t occur to me it would still be hot I tried to pick it up and failed like 3 times and I was like “why can’t I pick this up” and then my brain was like “oh it’s hot” even though I didn’t feel it being hot Anyway I suspect Mysta may have a similar issue with short-term memory
And especially, if you grew up eating rice your whole life. The maggots part of his story should make your eye roll backward. Because one, that is basically your soul got suck out your body. And second, that’s how your ancestor crying.
OKAY I was already grossed out at the maggot story BUT DAMN THE MOLD NO! when he said it was mold I shouted “MYSTA!!” and just lost it PLEASE HES TOO MUCH
@@ShinmegamiPersona I see a dark spot on my desk, think it's chocolate and put it in my mouth without thinking, which is what Mysta did - only to find out that he was gravely mistaken
Everytime Mysta speaks about eating or food related topics I feel myself age 30 years. Like I just deteriorate instantly a little everytime. I never knew someone could be such a walking "What not to do" guide when it comes to food. His kitchen probably looks like an abandon crack house after a flood.
I'd say he's more like Amelia. Unhinged detective associated with dogs who's bad at their job, abuses chat, & should be dead if their horrifying stories about the things they put their body through are anything to go by.
And as for a more fitting candidate for Nijisanji EN's spear Gura as far as I know, I think it would be Vox. They're both charming memelords who are also the most popular of their respective generations.
Empiezo a creer que Mysta está bien taladrado de la cabeza, pero no importa, así se le quiere JAJAJA Por cierto, gracias por traer clips de él subtítulados al Español 🤧💕
ok im new to nijisanji en, and this man has clips of all sorts. from cursing at you to not sleep at his stream to eating mold.... what a man of many talents indeed. i wonder how his stomach's holding up
Normally I don't laugh unless I'm sleep deprived, but that edit where you changed the definition of negligence to a cleaning product made me actually laugh out loud! I can't remember the last time that happened! Hats off to you!
Did mysta became a vtuber so he has a source of info of daily basis and hygiene ? 😭😭 Mystaaa. Don't worry we'll.. we'll give you plenty of tips ok mysta
Y'know, I thought he was playing it up when he says he doesn't know a word or whatever, because he finds the chat's reaction funny... I'm starting to think he's being 100% genuine and should not be left unsupervised, ever😳
THIS IS EDITED SO WELL AHAHAHAHA
Did you eat that rice maggots??
Why thank you! you're too kind (please wash your rice)
Como que no te gusta el chocolate de menta? Estas loco!
Pls take care of your health mysta lol
You're also here?!?!!!?
This man's immune system has gone through so much, he could beat the shit out of Covid single-handedly
HAACHAMA: "Are this one of my people!?" 🤪
@@bjap1563 She's godchaama
It won't work on her
"I WILL BATTER THE CORONA VIRUS!"
True
Immune system? More like Immune infrastructure
3:28 I felt Ike's CONCERNED "I'm starting to sense a pattern here"
HOW IS MYSTA STILL ALIVE UNTIL NOW OH MY GOD
Good question
Natural immune systems on par with iinchou and noraneko
Imagine if Mysta is built like Ethan Winters and is nothing but a pile of sentient mold that assumed the original Mysta after he ate that piece of molded chocolate.
@@AsterPringlei even noraneko ends in hte hospital from time to time, dude
@@HaxeRain I remember in one of her streams she said that as a kid her classmates were grossed out by insects and just to show how tough she was she picked up an earthworm and ate it but I forgot what she said after that. Was that the time she went to the hospital? Chat did say that earthworms are dangerous since they can contain parasites.
I'm glad Ike is there to keep us sane even just a little bit
While sacrificing his lmao
*"It's not even that bad"* Mysta... Two months, thousand of maggots...
Mysta, he's not a clown, he's the entire the circus lol
Mysta, how did he stay alive this long? xD
Its not even that bad.
Anime can't die, it's that simple.
At least it was only maggots..
If internet was a person it would be Mysta: Endless amount of unwanted information with a touch of entertainment.
@@forgetfuldullahan5468 no it because he's part
Filipino
1 night is enough to make the rice smell BAD and mysta left it for 2 months
If i was him i just throw away the rice cooker at that point, why bother try to clean it, disgusting.
@@w_ldan bruh I'd throw Mysta away instead, mf really forgot to check his rice for 2 months 😭🤚
@@ShuubinOwO so basically throw ourselves out if we're mysta, got it
I am gonna throw away and burn it...
My god mysta....
Reminds me of how I drank 3 month old coffee once 🤔 it had kinda a mint flavor. 😅
He's probably got a godlike immune system. Bet he can drink both Flint Michigan and Philippine tap water combined
Please don't remind me of Philippine tap water-
Haachama moment.
I still wonder if Flints water system will ever get fixed
me who drinks philippine tap water in my whole life: *pathetic*
Flint has a water filtration system???
Imagine Mysta just used “Ike probably likes mint chocolate” as an excuse for him to join the stream 😭
The way I genuinely screamed out loud “WHAT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK” oh my god Mysta you should not be allowed anywhere near a rice cooker
SAME WHEN HE SAID
"Like the maggots one?"
I LITERALLY SCREAMED "WHAT?!??!?!"
I WILL NEVER LET THIS MAN TOUCH MY RICE
Mysta just should be kept at least 20 feet away from rice at all times
Mysta should not be allowed anywhere near Rice in general
PLEASE I GAGGED SO BAD WHILE LISTENING TO IT
Or any cooking appliance/utensil
as soon as mysta said "two months" i had to pause the video in disbelief. how THE FUCK does someone forget theres rice in a rice cooker FOR TWO MONTHS??????
I would BUT the said forgotten rice cooker would be EMPTY! Lol.
Well, I mean once you forget about it it becomes easier to not remember
I mean with adhd it's possible you just get so distracted so fast..
ADHD
It’s called having a mental disorder.
I forget stuff as I’m doing it
Like I grabbed a hot stove burner to move it because it didn’t occur to me it would still be hot
I tried to pick it up and failed like 3 times and I was like “why can’t I pick this up” and then my brain was like “oh it’s hot” even though I didn’t feel it being hot
Anyway I suspect Mysta may have a similar issue with short-term memory
I love the part when IKE said “wait there is more of them”
BTW send my prayer to IKE
1:07 “meow,bottom “ nothing in the world could of prepared me for this🤣
You can HEAR Ike’s exasperation lol
What is it with Vtuber detectives being massive gremlins?
That job changes you in many ways you can never imagine
I mean have you read sherlock holmes and how exotic his personality is.
As long they get the job done i guess, that being said im doubtful Mysta ever get his detective job done.
@@w_ldan he knows everything except the things he doesn't know after all!
@@morgantao MONOGATARI LESGOOOO
Ike gagging to Mysta's gross stories is just so funny. Also, how can Mysta say everything with such a straight face lol
If somebody tell this story to Uncle Roger, he probably gonna drop his whole body on the floor. Haiyaaaaaaa, Mistas. U fcked up, big time.
To those who read this comment
You're lying if you say that you didn't read this comment in uncle roger's voice
And especially, if you grew up eating rice your whole life. The maggots part of his story should make your eye roll backward.
Because one, that is basically your soul got suck out your body. And second, that’s how your ancestor crying.
@@jakedo4577 just imagine it make you regret watching this
He already replied to a tweet of mista, saying washing rice is like wiping after you poo or something
@@StrelitziaLiveries HOW DID YOU KNOW
Mysta mistaking mold for chocolate ended me lmao. That bit reminded me of a toddler who just sticks random stuff in his mouth icky or not.
i am fearing for this man's life ngl is he real is he just an illusion is he my absolute nightmare
Mysta doesn't like mint chocolate? Friendship ended with Mysta, Vox is my new best friend
I FEEL THAT
More Mysta for us cultured non-toothpaste eaters 😏
who's mysta?? i don't know a non mint choco lover
@@sneakretster You can keep the mold eater.
@@Banished_Link better mold once than actively enjoying toothpaste taste 🗿
I remember Yashiro once said "[Nijisanji] isn't a daycare for human failures!"
I'm not so sure about that.
The combination of ADHD and living alone sure makes for some interesting anecdotes
“which one”
WHAT
NO STOP PLEASE I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Mysta is just built different man.
Built incorrectly
@@astramyst3941 maybe he's built correct and the rest of us are all just built wrong.
built to eat molds apparently
@@killerbug05 His immune system is packing artillery class anti-material rounds for whatever he eats.
We’re gonna have a conference on Mysta’s food habits one day.
whenever I watch mysta's clips. I'm losing sanity bit by bit.
mysta eating mold thinking its chocolate is i think legitimately the first time in my life i choked by reflex just from hearing a story
OKAY I was already grossed out at the maggot story BUT DAMN THE MOLD NO! when he said it was mold I shouted “MYSTA!!” and just lost it PLEASE HES TOO MUCH
3:28 "I'm starting to sense a pattern here" yea it's called ADHD and I relate to Mysta a little too much :'3
You eat mold and think it’s chocolate?????
Heck my cousin doesn’t even do that and he has adhd
@@ShinmegamiPersona I see a dark spot on my desk, think it's chocolate and put it in my mouth without thinking, which is what Mysta did - only to find out that he was gravely mistaken
I never expected a fucking detective to not know "negligence" of all words 🤣 (they work in law and should have come across that word a few times)
i love the peak irony
Hes just built different
i just have this terrible feeling if mysta's left several days without supervision or a leash, he's gonna burn the house down istg
Ike's reaction is just like my reaction to Mysta's crazy stories 2 months is just nasty. Bruh indeed.
the editing is amazing!!
poor ike suffering lmao
I'm questioning this man's existence. How
The way Mysta just called Ike to make him lose his sanity with us
i was gonna make fun of mysta but i looked up and realized there's a cup of coffee beside my bed that's been there for a month so i will stay silent
Did you get rid of it yet-
not all vtubers have terrible lifestyles, but those who do… make me question how they made it to adulthood
I’m sure if Ike wasn’t there all of us would’ve gone insane
When I listened his awful rice story, I unintentionally checked my rice cookers
I was so worried but I was saved by my past self.
M y s t a
H o w
A r e
Y o u
A l i v e?
i am 50% sure he has become one with mold and that is the only reason he hasn't died yet
Everytime Mysta speaks about eating or food related topics I feel myself age 30 years. Like I just deteriorate instantly a little everytime. I never knew someone could be such a walking "What not to do" guide when it comes to food. His kitchen probably looks like an abandon crack house after a flood.
1:19 but like, Ike's head fits perfectly in there lmaoo
4:23 that "Mysta PLEASE I am once again asking you to pick a struggle" comment hahahahhahahahaha
"they're not paying me" got me there😂
The two Rosemi's keeling over made me laugh.
I fear no man, but that thing, scares me.
Gracias por la traduccion
1:06 i love how the music stops at the right moment LMAO
As time goes by, Mysta is slowly but surely cementing his position as Nijisanji EN's distaff Gawr Gura.
I'd say he's more like Amelia. Unhinged detective associated with dogs who's bad at their job, abuses chat, & should be dead if their horrifying stories about the things they put their body through are anything to go by.
And as for a more fitting candidate for Nijisanji EN's spear Gura as far as I know, I think it would be Vox. They're both charming memelords who are also the most popular of their respective generations.
Vox and Kronii would be a good partner with their amazing voice and their demeanour🤣🤣
@@venomark7883 Add Fulgur and Gura, and we get NijiEN's red boys and holoEN's blue girls, probably with explosive meme-offs too! XD
Calli and Selen would be good since they're both chaotic good
Kiara and Pomu cause why not, they're seiso🤣
It’s legit mysta rias how this man is still alive… subscribing to him tho, definitely
2:35 YUCK, MYSTA. SHUT IT. 😭
4:05 OH MAHY GOD THAT'S EVEN WORST.
4:15 I'm dead.
Empiezo a creer que Mysta está bien taladrado de la cabeza, pero no importa, así se le quiere JAJAJA
Por cierto, gracias por traer clips de él subtítulados al Español 🤧💕
3:37 Ike-sama can sense something and say "Oh God"
1:06 - for whoever wants to repeat ike saying meow bottom
4:07 i love how ike call mysta here hahahaha
Ike asserting top energy over Mysta, I like it 🌚
The editing is *chefs kiss*
Ike is lowkey top ngl
i laughed so much at this thank you for this clip
ok im new to nijisanji en, and this man has clips of all sorts. from cursing at you to not sleep at his stream to eating mold.... what a man of many talents indeed. i wonder how his stomach's holding up
Thus man scares me
This man probably got the strongest antibodies known to mankind. Loool
It's been a while since I watched any Vtuber videos and I came back admiring this man
Not only this man but them all
I really need a compilation of Ike just saying/screaming MSYTA xD
VOX LIKES IT LMAO
Whenever I hear mysta's food stories I think back fondly of the times when I had not yet known about Mysta's food stories
Ike: "I'm starting to sense a pattern here."
Me: if only it was a pattern...
Ike: meow bottom
Normally I don't laugh unless I'm sleep deprived, but that edit where you changed the definition of negligence to a cleaning product made me actually laugh out loud! I can't remember the last time that happened! Hats off to you!
"I'm starting to sense a pattern here." THIS SENT ME.
That last clip at the very end of this video brought me so much joy and I have no idea why. 😂
I wonder everyday how Mysta is still alive
I'm gonna have nightmares now 😭
WAIT, saruei didn't wash her rice either
*_o h n o_*
Ike's comments make those horror stories bearable ✋😭
I love vox's response to mysta not washing rice " STOP TALKING" LOL
i want to cry hearing these stories- ;;
Sincerely how is this man still alive
1:00 "Meow bottom"
me: *f-meows*
I’m so concerned for Mysta at this point
Mysta immune system is built different
Did mysta became a vtuber so he has a source of info of daily basis and hygiene ? 😭😭 Mystaaa. Don't worry we'll.. we'll give you plenty of tips ok mysta
Hearing ike call Mysta a bottom gives me life 💀
i need more colabs of this two, the end XD
SLAYYY LOVE TJIS EDIT
I watch these and I’m like how he ALIVE?!?!?!
But then I’m also like lol same
ROSEMI NOOOOOO
2:30 wtf Mysta
HOW does someone forgot their rice for 2 WHOLE MONTHS ??!!! 🤣
“awa awa”
Mysta: ohhhhhh the maggot one?
Me: the *WHAT*
mysta needs someone that can actually cook clean and keep track of everything for him jesus christ
Or someone who can help him learn or cope with taking care of himself. Unless if he hires sm for that job specifically.
Y'know, I thought he was playing it up when he says he doesn't know a word or whatever, because he finds the chat's reaction funny... I'm starting to think he's being 100% genuine and should not be left unsupervised, ever😳
Mysta would have a child and would have forgotten to feed it and I wouldn't be suprised
Mysta...I'm genuinely concerned
I really thought it wouldn't be as worst as fryin uncooked rice but oh god 🧍♂️
God, Mysta is so stupid, I love him 🤣🤣
I’m seriously worried about Mysta’s cooking safety and stomach safety😂
I think Mysta made Ike malfunction- no not just Ike, including everyone in chat-
I am learning new words from this video. Thank u
If I had a dollar every time someone accidentally ate mold, I'll have 2 dollar's, which isn't much, but it's strange that it happened twice.