Jaguar's New Car Designs Were Leaked. And They're AWFUL.

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @jacobxiaolong9104
    @jacobxiaolong9104 День назад +785

    The new Jags look like low-poly renders that are used when the hi-poly models aren’t loaded into the game.

    • @dw620
      @dw620 День назад +27

      The 1969 Panther (of the Pink variety) looked *way* better than the 2024 Jag.

    • @whackamole4909
      @whackamole4909 День назад +17

      level of detail (LOD)

    • @thebatman5214
      @thebatman5214 День назад +1

      Well it is. It's just a concept they won't look anything like that

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 День назад +13

      i expected to see solid snake (ps1) in one of the windows

    • @megarhombus7532
      @megarhombus7532 День назад +2

      Brotha uuuu

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio День назад +380

    "How will this help sell overpriced cars?"
    "Cars?"

    • @pepita2437
      @pepita2437 День назад +7

      Their form reminds me of a shoe. XD

    • @proxymohawk2933
      @proxymohawk2933 День назад +4

      “What’s Tesla doing to sell overpriced garbage? Yeah, let’s do that. But add some Jaguar™️ flair!”

    • @Handsy_McGee
      @Handsy_McGee День назад +7

      It's actually crazy how accurate that comic was lmfao. Exactly what popped into my mind too

    • @Daralyndk
      @Daralyndk 23 часа назад +2

      "Sell?"

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 17 часов назад +1

      I learned long ago about older, used "luxury" cars. The more "luxuries" or electronics they have, the more that can/will go wrong. Why anyone would want this brand new, as it is, and with the value dropping like a stone in water. It's beyond everyone. But whoever gets stuck with one of these years from now, it will be the opposite of luxury. I lost a fingernail on a 1993 Lincoln Town Car i had, those electronic windows had problems staying on track.

  • @sinfulpistol7704
    @sinfulpistol7704 День назад +212

    Now that awful commercial makes sense, this is why they didn't show any cars.

    • @dinoclimaco3780
      @dinoclimaco3780 День назад +4

      They destroyed the marketing.. if they put rambo and terminator in the commercial, this would sell.. i think hahaha

    • @harrygardner7257
      @harrygardner7257 22 часа назад +3

      Very good caillou you made a car

    • @sinfulpistol7704
      @sinfulpistol7704 20 часов назад +3

      @@harrygardner7257 your pfp is hilarious. I love it.

    • @harrygardner7257
      @harrygardner7257 9 часов назад

      @ thank you

  • @Joybuzzard
    @Joybuzzard День назад +105

    It's like they looked at the Tesla Cyber-Truck and said 'yeah, that's ugly, so let's make one that's even uglier.'

    • @razorback9999able
      @razorback9999able День назад +4

      They just don't care. They want easy, infinite money and god-like absolute power.

  • @Perezeta-zu7tf
    @Perezeta-zu7tf День назад +458

    The new Hot Wheels concept designs are ugly as hell

    • @FloodCityMZ
      @FloodCityMZ День назад +15

      Yes, my thoughts exactly! With a logo font that belongs on a Dodge Neon.

    • @jimhresco1728
      @jimhresco1728 День назад +7

      Thought the same. Reminds me of those chunky Hot Wheels cars of the 90's with the chrome windshields.

    • @DonJuanDM
      @DonJuanDM День назад +5

      A 3 yrs old kid can design a better car than this.

    • @neil9815
      @neil9815 День назад +7

      My Hot Wheels werent gay.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 День назад

      @@Perezeta-zu7tf they're hot rods but the exact opposite of hot

  • @one_bone_4_life647
    @one_bone_4_life647 День назад +416

    Guys calm down. The car is still loading in.

  • @alexschmitz3414
    @alexschmitz3414 День назад +434

    They make the cyber truck look great in comparison lol

    • @mysterymastermind175
      @mysterymastermind175 День назад +16

      Beat me to it

    • @khukri_wielderxxx1962
      @khukri_wielderxxx1962 День назад +25

      That's one hell of an accomplishment

    • @luciferneverchanges5841
      @luciferneverchanges5841 День назад +38

      the difference is that Elon and his people intentionally made the cyber truck look like that and was hilarious. While this Pepto-Bismol looking monstrosity was made with every yes man and ass kisser saying it looks good, to not hurt the feelings of the diversity hires.

    • @atticusseverus
      @atticusseverus День назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @mukamuka0
      @mukamuka0 День назад

      It's pink dildo car

  • @Nikki-tx6kh
    @Nikki-tx6kh День назад +90

    Sometimes I miss the Old Top Gear. Clarkson going off on this would be a good laugh…

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 21 час назад +12

      "That's not a Jaaaaag; it's a training shoe!"

  • @Vermilionleader
    @Vermilionleader День назад +326

    Its a friggin 90's barbie toy car....its hideous.....

    • @Gakusangi
      @Gakusangi День назад +28

      Barbie had more style than that, I think her was a Lamborghini?

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha День назад +3

      eh. I actually think it's cool as hell. As Elon said, cars all look the same these days. Anything that stands out is automatically cool. Looks like something out of cyberpunk 2077

    • @corvus_armatura7595
      @corvus_armatura7595 День назад +12

      Don't insult Barbie's taste like that.

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff День назад +11

      @@moonasha I 'get' the appeal of being different. But this design just looks like someone created the outline of a car, stared at the page for an hour, and gave up. It is the design equivalent of an artist duct taping a banana to a wall and trolling their audience. The Edsel, PT Cruiser, Plymouth Prowler, DeLorean, and a number of other vehicles throughout time strove to be different as well and may have earned their places as oddballs in the history books but all failed spectacularly in the market. But at least they had a sense of charm. This is the automotive equivalent of architectural brutalism and I guess it'll have appeal to some, but not many. I welcome a departure from the norm, because it bugs me too, but this isn't the way to go.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 День назад +4

      ​@@Dilligffthey should have taken inspiration from art Nuevo instead of brutalism

  • @ishmeilmathis2218
    @ishmeilmathis2218 День назад +38

    The man who made Ferrari called the first Jag the most beautiful vehicle he had ever seen. From that level of praise to this thing is tragic...

  • @Ghiaccio-x1j
    @Ghiaccio-x1j День назад +303

    Aw man… They look like Vice City cars with PS2 graphics…

    • @lonewolf031
      @lonewolf031 День назад +14

      They're so ugly!! 😂😂

    • @cipherzx1
      @cipherzx1 День назад +19

      PS2 graphics looks way better. Try PS1 (or PS1.5 at best).

    • @Tina-zf8gt
      @Tina-zf8gt День назад +8

      Don't hate on PS2 like that 😂 maybe super Nintendo f-zero

    • @deathrowy2k
      @deathrowy2k День назад +3

      @@cipherzx1 Yes ps1 is closer.

    • @TroySpace
      @TroySpace День назад +4

      PS1? Try DOS games with Gouraud shading (the original TIE Fighter game)

  • @JustAnNPC245
    @JustAnNPC245 День назад +46

    I was thinking the exact same thing as the last guy.
    Paint it black, shrink the back, give it a sliding top hatch, and sell it as the batmobile.

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon День назад +341

    If the Tesla's Cyber Truck looks better than you, you need to redesign your car.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 23 часа назад +18

      Atleast it somewhat looks like a warthog from halo, this car has no redeeming quality’s. ugly pink colors

    • @Johnnyboy000
      @Johnnyboy000 23 часа назад +3

      You beat me to it😂

    • @kd9749
      @kd9749 23 часа назад +7

      Haha! Double funny cuz I actually kinda like the design of the cyber truck, makes me feel like I’m in Total Recall.

    • @ninjagirl226
      @ninjagirl226 22 часа назад +5

      At least the Cyber truck was trying something different. Going to the Ford museum last year taught me how boring our modern cars are.
      It’s just no one liked the design. Jaguar should have learned from Tesla. I’ll give Jaguar credit for the colors but that’s it; the colors don’t even look that great though.

    • @NoOne-uh9vu
      @NoOne-uh9vu 20 часов назад

      You beat me to the comment

  • @stephenfitzgerald9769
    @stephenfitzgerald9769 День назад +16

    Anyone remember when Homer Simpson’s half-brother asked him to design a car and was so bad that it tanked the company? Yeah…

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu День назад +5

      Yeah, but at least Homer's car was a work of art in its own right compared to what the new Jaguar put out.

    • @stephenfitzgerald9769
      @stephenfitzgerald9769 День назад +4

      @ that bubble-car was at least creative and had some consideration as to functionality. These new Jaguars look like the ‘rabbits’ women put in their kitties…

  • @jasals7734
    @jasals7734 День назад +104

    Somebody went on an Acid trip playing Cyberpunk 2077 and missed the plot

    • @dustojnikhummer
      @dustojnikhummer День назад +6

      Don't you insult Rayfield like that!

    • @WaterMelonS1
      @WaterMelonS1 День назад +13

      cyberpunk cars look cool. this looks like the devs ran out of time to make a high quality render

    • @revearain7692
      @revearain7692 День назад

      ​@@WaterMelonS1 on ps4

    • @scubasteve3032
      @scubasteve3032 19 часов назад

      😂😂😂

  • @TheGuardianofAzarath
    @TheGuardianofAzarath День назад +46

    Does anyone remember that one Simpsons episode where Homer's half brother asks him to design a car, and the EXPERIENCED engineers draw up a design and homer tears up the drawing in a rage and puts up a hidious crude drawing, and that's what they end up with, and it subsequently causes his brother's company to collapse?
    Looking at this car design reminds me of that.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 День назад +7

      TBH... at least "the Homer" under layers of irony and nsotalgia... looks like a car we want to have (at least i loved the miniature hot wheels one ♥)
      this things look like ps1 cars

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 23 часа назад +4

      And like the Homer car, this one has an insanely high price too.

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 14 часов назад +1

      But the Homer looked good

  • @FluffehStuff274
    @FluffehStuff274 День назад +106

    So I guess the issue of video game assets taking up too much memory in order to look realistic will solve itself.

    • @IntrovertRedacted
      @IntrovertRedacted 5 часов назад

      Our simulation has to many zenobytes. Turning down the graphic settings and deleted old access.

  • @Michael-ur5qb
    @Michael-ur5qb День назад +55

    Kinda makes sense tone that the commercial didn’t show a car. Even marketing knew the renders suck.

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren День назад +2

      I disagree. That commercial was pure marketing. Even cookies never look like they do in ads, but I'm sure someone in the commercial identified as a vehicle, and I can't find a difference between them and the actual car. 100% truthful marketing.

  • @dontemorgan1517
    @dontemorgan1517 День назад +143

    LOL it looks like a rejected Batmobile concept.

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 День назад +75

    That car looks like somebody's concept drawing they weren't finished designing got approved by accident and they were too afraid to tell them the car wasn't finished.

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 День назад +4

      DEI hired designer forgot to place the Draft Only watermark.
      And DEI hired manager decided it was good enough.

  • @foxylover9250
    @foxylover9250 День назад +52

    I didn't realise we all time travelled back to the 70's when this hideous design was at least considered "innovative."

    • @alexdart4064
      @alexdart4064 2 часа назад

      The Citroen DS, arguably one of the most beautiful and most innovative cars ever, came out in 1955, getting its facelift (with swivelling headlights that turned with the steering wheel) in the 1970s

  • @somedustbowelviewer8925
    @somedustbowelviewer8925 День назад +29

    The day Clownfish finally gave the woke their proper name: Fruity People.😂😂 0:20

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu День назад +2

      Not to be confused with the Fruity Four (Steve, Robin, Nancy, and Eddie) from Stranger Things, which thankfully has nothing to do with the woke.

  • @andrewtaylor940
    @andrewtaylor940 День назад +29

    There is only 1 Pink Rolls Royce. It's owned by Lady Penelope

  • @PerryWhyte
    @PerryWhyte День назад +46

    This car is so lame, the Jacksonville Jaguars are embarrassed to share the same name as this monstrosity of a company.

    • @ScuffedF
      @ScuffedF День назад +2

      They have the Khans as owners. Can't get more embarassing than that.

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 День назад

      Dont worry, Jaguar will be renamed to F@gu@r soon.

    • @kevingame3198
      @kevingame3198 14 часов назад

      I wish some of the designs were influenced by the vision GT concept back in 2019, but unfortunately nothing

  • @berserkirclaws107
    @berserkirclaws107 День назад +10

    "Our new Jaguar comes with a range of vibrating setting for your driving pleasure "

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 День назад +46

    even with my expectations being rock bottom because of their ad, it still didnt prepare me for this, I expected to at least see a car

    • @nothing-jl2dz
      @nothing-jl2dz День назад +5

      The commercial foreshadowed that there would be none

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 День назад

      So thats what they meant by copying nothing. Not even the basic shape of a car or whats pleasing to a paying customer.

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 День назад

      Di-ldo on wheels is an apt description, NGL.

  • @SalAvenueNJ
    @SalAvenueNJ День назад +12

    These are challenging days in advertising. How do you sell to people who don't have any money ?

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 День назад +30

    “Copy nothing…except Tesla.” 🤖

  • @bobbylittle6996
    @bobbylittle6996 День назад +31

    This is like trying to tell Helen Keller how to make a model car out of clay.

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 16 часов назад +4

    They say “copy nothing”.
    Except for the logos to other brands, Tesla’s cyber truck, and literally everything else

  • @HoverLambo
    @HoverLambo День назад +85

    Cybertruck: Im gonna ruin my company.
    Jaguar: Hold my (craft) beer

    • @puttinontheritzcrackers3301
      @puttinontheritzcrackers3301 День назад +11

      The cyber truck is fucking amazing.

    • @grimhammer00
      @grimhammer00 День назад +5

      What are you smoking? Cyber truck in the wild looks slick, future fwd legit vs this clown show! I do doubt its use in Canada’s winter months.

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 День назад +6

      The cybertruck was shocking when it was revealed

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 День назад +3

      *hold my hard seltzer

    • @speedysandisk78
      @speedysandisk78 День назад +1

      Hold my Bud Light.

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 День назад +18

    They really should have pulled a lot more of the budget from their commercial and put it into their design team to make their car look less like a brick.

    • @sourcedecay
      @sourcedecay День назад +2

      @@blackfire3744 who has time to design a car when you're too busy yelling at people about pronouns?

    • @prydzen
      @prydzen День назад +1

      they are probably the same people.

  • @JLAvey
    @JLAvey День назад +23

    Concept cars from Jag--- remind me how often they actually build them, let alone sell them.

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire День назад +21

    The all new Jaguar Phallus Max! Now in pink and black, and packed with vibration features for your pleasure.

    • @ragingchimera8021
      @ragingchimera8021 19 часов назад +1

      There it is, l was looking for this comment. 😂

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 18 часов назад +1

      The stick shift is in the middle of the driver's seat.

  • @kaiguynicky7317
    @kaiguynicky7317 День назад +12

    Meanwhile normal people still look at old elegant cars with reverence.

    • @seana806
      @seana806 День назад +4

      Probably because they are elegant pieces of art which have stood the test of time. Nothing made today will ever become a collector’s item in the future or will be sought after.

    • @fanboyhex1555
      @fanboyhex1555 23 часа назад +1

      I'd rather drive a clunker Ford from 2004, than any modern Over priced POS today.

    • @seana806
      @seana806 21 час назад

      @@fanboyhex1555 you’ll be lucky to get 100,000 miles out of something at the moment, have to replace the timing chain glides every 50,000 on some vehicles (a royal pain of some vehicles), have to replace the achey breaky plastic which will get expensive very quickly, engine will consume oil between oil changes due to the excessive pressure and Hurd from turbo chargers which burns the engine out.
      It seems as though we have come full circle again, and not in a good way. We are back to the days where vehicles don’t last 100,000 miles anymore, forget about trying to get 200,000 miles out of something these late model vehicles.

  • @Anugrah_Amriza
    @Anugrah_Amriza День назад +13

    Those DEI-guars better come with a "It's Ma'am!!" Welcome sound effect 🤣🤣

    • @IntrovertRedacted
      @IntrovertRedacted 5 часов назад +1

      Our new cars have a built in horn system that'll honk desired pronouns.

  • @woolybowly4205
    @woolybowly4205 День назад +16

    I'm happy that the term jag-off may come back into fashion

    • @Roy-gi5ul
      @Roy-gi5ul 21 час назад

      @@woolybowly4205 I think the phrase you're looking for is JACK OFF or JERK OFF!

  • @eecarolinee
    @eecarolinee День назад +9

    Looks like they forgot about aerodynamics.
    A flat wall facing forward is not aerodynamic.
    Looks like designer was a middle school kid scribbling in his notebook while daydreaming.

    • @prydzen
      @prydzen День назад +1

      looks like you dont know anything about cars. its not a flat wall its the air intake. a performance car needs a lot of it.

    • @eecarolinee
      @eecarolinee День назад +3

      @@prydzen Electric car doesn't need a lot of air to operate, does it?

    • @prydzen
      @prydzen 21 час назад +2

      @@eecarolinee it in fact does.

  • @coffee_2234
    @coffee_2234 День назад +32

    Dude we can barely affort basic food and water like what?

  • @jonmorris293
    @jonmorris293 День назад +7

    Bruce Wayne (Batman)
    - Even I don't want to know if it comes in black.

  • @schwarzaj
    @schwarzaj День назад +42

    Thank God you're covering this. These are ridiculous!!!!

    • @seana806
      @seana806 День назад +3

      This is why cars from the 1960’s will rule in styling and aesthetics for eternity, nothing made today will stand the test of time or will be sought after in the future.

  • @kd9749
    @kd9749 23 часа назад +3

    Jaguar went full New Coke.
    You never go full New Coke.

  • @origami83
    @origami83 День назад +5

    I wonder if those things can even handle a single speedbump. To me it seems they might get stuck on those because they are so low to the ground!

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus День назад +5

    It's like going out of bounds in a video game and seeing the low-poly models they use when the cars are not on screen.

  • @Brainbusta86
    @Brainbusta86 День назад +12

    That pink one looks like a cardboard cutout from a cereal box.

    • @Craig-wp3pz
      @Craig-wp3pz День назад +1

      I think Penelope Pittstop ran a similar model.......... 😮

  • @jimmybanthrall3834
    @jimmybanthrall3834 День назад +4

    I don't think Jaguar new car will only end up in an auto nightmare collection. but not on the road.

  • @plumaDshinigami
    @plumaDshinigami День назад +9

    Everything about those cars make me think of a new Simpsons joke with Herb Powell looking at this, then at Homer, and sighing heavily while admitting that The Homer was not as bad as it could go to ruin a car company.

  • @loufher284
    @loufher284 День назад +20

    When you're cars get beaten by MATCHBOX cars...

  • @Tabryne
    @Tabryne День назад +14

    If a CyberTruck was in Gran Turismo...

  • @2IDSGT
    @2IDSGT День назад +16

    The same people mocking Cybertruck are already telling us about how great these cars look. 😆

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 14 часов назад

      Dude, I hate the cybertruck, this looks just as bad

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear День назад +8

    I see they went with the PS1 Polygon count rendering models…

  • @alk3rio97
    @alk3rio97 День назад +4

    Tradition doesn’t matter anymore. They say don’t copy anyone in the ad, but the front end looks like a Rolls Royce, and going electric just like every other car

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 День назад

      they didnt copy not by adding in new unique features, but by removing as much as possible until they ended up with a design that looks like it came out of a nintendo 64 game

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane День назад +7

    I'm not an engineer but wouldn't having the car so close to the ground mean it'll scrape the front and bottom on even gentle hills and speed bumps? (Edit: typo. Damn autocorrect)

    • @elliotyourarobot
      @elliotyourarobot День назад

      People mod their cars to get similar results.

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane День назад +1

      @elliotyourarobot Scraping speedbumps and the ground?

    • @elliotyourarobot
      @elliotyourarobot 23 часа назад

      @angbandsbane Yes, it's a real thing you can look it up. People mod their cars so they have less clearance.

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 23 часа назад +1

      @@elliotyourarobot well I guess that's handy if someone's concerned about Sideshow Bob stalking them.

  • @24zawisza
    @24zawisza День назад +6

    Worst thing is that you do NOT have rear view mirrors, ONLY TWO SMALL CAMERAS THAT POP OOU ON THE SIDES. Its all electronics and it will get DIRTY. So in time you wont be able to even see NOTHING when you go backwards

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 День назад +3

      also, thats another point of failure. Yknow, mirrors rarely need fixing, electronics do, and out of nowhere after enough time

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 12 часов назад

      Wow so that's a safety hazard

  • @dalemanolas5994
    @dalemanolas5994 День назад +6

    The interior looks like something out of a Bed Bath N' Table catalogue. In a Jaguar, I expect hand tooled connolly leather not a mix of chopped up place mats and table cloth.

  • @Dracounguis
    @Dracounguis День назад +6

    Reminds me of Cadillac rebranding their cars a couple decades or so ago. They got rid of the big land boats and made them all sleek. I guess it worked out for them and they brought in a younger crowd. Not sure how the older people who were their primary customers liked it. 🤷

  • @applejuice2898
    @applejuice2898 День назад +12

    A glittery brick with wheels

  • @khathaway414
    @khathaway414 День назад +6

    So true! And the camera placement for the side view is stupid, it is at wheel height were all the dirt will cover it. And no actual mirrors.

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner День назад +6

      no mirrors and no rear view windows soudn lie accident scremaing to happen.

  • @Just_SmallWolf
    @Just_SmallWolf День назад +19

    No way, that Jaguar look like the cars from Hot Wheels PS1 game or a NDS game!?! 💀

  • @oblonghas
    @oblonghas День назад +4

    looks like how a 1999 video game would portray a car from 2025. oh snap!

  • @thathappensalot1352
    @thathappensalot1352 День назад +6

    It looks like the car from that SNL animated short - Ambiguously Gay Duo

  • @paularcilla570
    @paularcilla570 22 часа назад +2

    Now that's a "Drag" car.

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 День назад +10

    0:38 look like 90s gay Ken Doll making Barbie Cars.

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer День назад +2

      Other than the colors they look cool. Except it doesn't look like a real car.

  • @connorwood9211
    @connorwood9211 День назад +2

    Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer designed a car and bankrupt his brother's company? Yea this is giving of exact same vibes

  • @alexschmitz3414
    @alexschmitz3414 День назад +17

    They look like PS1 graphics 😂

    • @jacobxiaolong9104
      @jacobxiaolong9104 День назад +4

      Nah, don’t compare it to PS1.
      Even Gran Turismo 1 had better looking car models, *IN NINETEEN NINETY-SEVEN.*

    • @coffee_2234
      @coffee_2234 День назад +2

      Nah bro ps1 a classic this isn't

    • @one_bone_4_life647
      @one_bone_4_life647 День назад +1

      Bru it's just not done loading in yet, calm down

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori День назад

      The OG Twisted Metal is pretty close.

  • @loganroy24
    @loganroy24 22 часа назад +2

    I see no one at Jaguar has learned from the Fiat Multipla.

  • @Non-y3s
    @Non-y3s День назад +3

    What happened man. They went from the E type in the 60s which was known as one of the best car designs of all time to this garbage…

  • @naraksama3903
    @naraksama3903 День назад +5

    "Graphics from 15 years ago"
    "N64 and PS1 graphics"
    I see, a millenial still in denial about how old their childhood games are.

    • @Cubeytheawesome
      @Cubeytheawesome 14 часов назад

      I don’t personally care about graphics, but that doesn’t excuse this horrible car design.
      Why can’t we get cars based off of Hot wheels?

  • @jayinaterasomness9098
    @jayinaterasomness9098 День назад +3

    Imagine having a car that never fully renders in.

  • @VR-gs9hd
    @VR-gs9hd День назад +7

    Mass layoffs and more government dependency is what this creates.

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm День назад +5

    Uh, not entirely sure about this one... But don't you need PHYSICAL side mirror on the driver side AND rear-window visibility of some kind? Because I'm fairly sure at one point that I saw it on a driving test about objects blocking the rear-window being considered ILLEGAL if it blocks the view of the driver.
    Also, isn't there a HUGE safety issue about being "distracted" to look at a video screen to see what is behind you considering that would also imply that the driver is NOT looking forward as they go down the road? Because I'm pretty sure that (at least here) in the state of North Carolina, there are LAWS regarding screens being viewable by the driver WHILE the car is in motion, which sort of defeats the whole "camera for rear-view" concept.
    So, a car design the looks bad, a price tag that is WAY too high, attempting to appeal to a consumer base that CANNOT afford the car AND potential re-designs being FORCED upon the car due to different market requirements? Yeah, this is going to completely BOMB on the market.

    • @baconghoti
      @baconghoti Час назад

      Camera and an internal display fulfils the need for visibility, practically. Mount them on the A post and replace the existing rearview. Legally? That's going to depend on how your jurisdiction's law are drafted.

  • @vask3863
    @vask3863 День назад +3

    This is literally MS-DOS racing game graphics from the early 90s.

  • @BringerOfD
    @BringerOfD День назад +4

    God dammit, i thought the cyber truck was ugly...

  • @gingercat6128
    @gingercat6128 День назад +1

    They've gone from Jaguar to the Pink Panther.

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 День назад +5

    The Dodge Magnum is looking gorgeous now.

  • @seana806
    @seana806 День назад +3

    This is why I am considering on making a clay model of a car that’s been in the back of my mid for years, will look like something straight out of 1960. Tired out these aerodynamic blobs and grotesque cars of the 2010’s and 2020’s which are ‘lipstick on a pig’.
    Think we’d all be better off if the clock stopped at 1966 in terms out automotive design, things started to slip through the cracks after the oil embargo of ‘73, REALLY went to hell once the 1990’s came around.

  • @Believer1980
    @Believer1980 День назад +3

    Why do I feel like Jag waited until _after_ Clarkson , May and the Hamster to retire , before they brought this rubbish out?

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 22 часа назад +1

    These cars look a lot like The Car, from the movie The Car, with the exception that they aren't Hell Black and don't have conventional headlights.

  • @khathaway414
    @khathaway414 День назад +15

    Cyber Trucks but uglier. Never thought I would hear that, but it is true.

  • @peckneck2439
    @peckneck2439 22 часа назад +2

    Imagine trying to sell THOSE to rich white boomers.

  • @Zeusexxy
    @Zeusexxy День назад +4

    They made this for DEI executives only.

  • @zenonx1
    @zenonx1 17 часов назад +1

    Jaguar finally made a vehicle that looks worse than the cyber truck 🤣

  • @thefactory7221
    @thefactory7221 День назад +3

    I'm still waiting for more car manufacturers to make ultra lightweight EVs like the one Aptera has slated to release soon. These "Giant Superheavy EVS" Techbro Car Company CEOs push, have a finite market interest, even Tesla's investors are wanting to see Hatchback-style affordable EVs.

  • @JamesBee-y1f
    @JamesBee-y1f 23 часа назад +1

    I'm guessing it's full of fluffy pink cushions and scented candles. If I was wearing assless chaps and a cowboy hat with nipple clamps this is the car I would buy 😂. It looks like the design was based on a 1980s air conditioning unit 🤔

  • @rtbear674
    @rtbear674 День назад +4

    The concept car is when you first learn how to draw a vector car with illustrator.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 22 часа назад +3

    It's that car you all drew in 2nd grade...

  • @vahlak6554
    @vahlak6554 20 часов назад +1

    They look like their new target audience. Bland and uninteresting.

  • @ChaoticHoly
    @ChaoticHoly День назад +5

    The new Jaguar looks like a cyber truck got reip'd by a foil-wrapped chocolate.

  • @TheAtl0001
    @TheAtl0001 День назад +1

    Never ever alienate your core customer base. If you are so desperate to expand to sell Barbie cars to a woke customer base, launch a new Line or Brand. Toyota - Lexus, Nissan - Infinity, Volkswagen - Porsche/Audi/....

  • @rita2715
    @rita2715 День назад +3

    Holy crap, they somehow made cyber trucks look good by comparison.

    • @BlackCroft666
      @BlackCroft666 День назад

      It was an original Idea Back then. But now..."Copy nothing" my butt

  • @LimC.A
    @LimC.A День назад +3

    The "New" Jaguar car looks lik Temu versions of Bentley

  • @WildZephyr
    @WildZephyr 23 часа назад +1

    Did they not get the memo that we mock the Cybertrucks?

  • @NobleZ3R0
    @NobleZ3R0 День назад +8

    I'm gonna name one Safespace, and the other Snowflake.

  • @jashirei7581
    @jashirei7581 День назад +1

    Those cars look like something I'd draw when i was 6

  • @StratumPress
    @StratumPress День назад +5

    At this point, the LoGBoT stuff is just weird, gaudy and passé. Being back straight and cool for the masses.

  • @marcoschramme3990
    @marcoschramme3990 День назад +2

    Wenn diese Wagen unsere Zukunft sind dann bin ich froh ein Liebhaber von Oldtimer zu sein 😮

  • @Rick_Foley
    @Rick_Foley День назад +3

    The Family Truckster Super Sports Wagon in Antarctic Blue that Clark Griswold actually ordered has finally been located by Davenport.

  • @kimzeigler4934
    @kimzeigler4934 22 часа назад +2

    The car looks like the werecar off of Futururama

  • @andynonya1490
    @andynonya1490 День назад +3

    When the textures take forever to load in to San Andreas.

  • @thelankywanderer
    @thelankywanderer День назад +5

    Sure, but they don't care.