"I'm gonna call you honey from now on... or sugar" Yeah you can call me flour, vanilla, eggs and butter if you want, mix everything well in a bowl. You dont have to preheat the oven because I'm already hot.
Noah: “My favourite female..” *giggles* “...in the world!” Me: *falls dramatically on the floor with limelight falling on me* “Noah I swear to god, have mercy on my heart PLEASE!!” Me: *reads "Chaos" in the title* Also me: *sips tea* “Just like my life....all normal....”
NoOoooOoo Your gonna be fucking Satan. LIKE WHO WOULD REJECT CAKE?! I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE WANTS CAKE, ESPECIALLY A PERSON WHO IS CARRYING ANOTHER PERSON INSIDE OF THEIR STOMACH. EVEN SATAN WOULD GIVE US A CAKE, WE ARE SCARY. And tiny.
BYE I'M ALREADY THINKING OF A SERIES 💀 episode 1: (this video) episode 2: weird cravings ✋🏼😩 episode 3: CHILD BIRTH and newborn 😼 episode 4: HAVING A FUZZY CHILD AND NOAH TAKING CARE OF IT 👹👹 episode 5: having another child 😀 episode 6: mother's day ✋🏼🙄 episode 7: father's day!! 👁️👄👁️... episode 8: waking up before the kids wake us up during weekends (aka cuddles but we need to talk about CHILDRUHN) episode 9: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS episode 10: tooth fairy PLS I'M TURNING NOAH INTO A DAD 😭😭
Noah: *feels emotional* “I am gonna cry...” Me: *FREAKING SPRINT TOWARDS THE SHOP AND SCREAMS* “GIVE ME ALL THE TISSUE PAPERS YOU GOT!!!!!!! ITS EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!”
Me: Don't like kids, don't want children Noah: am I gonna be a father?! Me: Yes honey, our dream came true, I'm so happy, so excited for our new family, this is what I've always wanted
"Usually it takes like one year to come out? Oh yeah, right 9 months" istg this man is gonna make us laugh so much during these 9 months we'll either end up delivering early or the baby will be born laughing instead of crying 😂
The constant “I think I need to call my mom” is such a perfect edition to the lines because it’s so accurate 😂😂 Whenever there’s a big event you call your mom
Okay, please make this into a series. Maybe one when listener is in labor, one where they wake up in the middle of the night to feed the baby, etc. Husband series??? 🤩
Bro this is so sweet, kids are amazing. I freaking love kids! Also when he asked if the baby had kicked yet I burst out laughing cus I took Human Growth and Development and babies don’t kick that soon
The giggles from the man laughing in this has my heart 😍 wish he could talk to me for real. I have no kids 26 years old. Wish I can meet this person he has such a good heart.
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"i hope it has your sense of humor"
oh so now you wanna have 2 people laughing their asses off at dark depressing jokes?
why is that literally me 😭
riii😭🤚🏾
Man I felt that 😂😂😂
Yes, yes I do
ME
"My favorite female"
His mother: ExCUse ME?!
Poor mom
I actually thought the same thinggg😂😂
😭💀
I was like "do you have a favorite male too?" 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
and thus began Noah’s journey to stock up on Dad jokes
Don't give him any ideas, jk 😆
@@mina_6554 oh shoot you’re right 🤭
@@roboticsamwich he's lurking somewhere in the comments 🤫
@@mina_6554 same
@@mina_6554 🤐
"you want cake?"
Me: YES
"Ok no cake"
Me: WAIT NO--
What do want for breakfast?
*The souls of the innocent!
A bagel
*NO!
Two bagels
(Lord I hope you get this)
Brownie. I gotta brownie :)
bring us the cake 👏
Lmao me 🤣
Exact same response from me😂
we are gonna be mothers 🤰 girls congrats, see you after 9 months 🚶🏻♀️
We gonna be looking snatched in our hospital robes giving birth~
Well my belly had been hurting lately
Bro I swear Noah might break up with us he will get scared of us we got a lot of babies for him 😂😭😭
Seee you
I'll bring the snacks, we finna be there a while then😂😂
Also: Noah has a lot of hands to hold😂😂😂
"I'm gonna call you honey from now on... or sugar"
Yeah you can call me flour, vanilla, eggs and butter if you want, mix everything well in a bowl. You dont have to preheat the oven because I'm already hot.
Omg😂
This is amazing 😂
But there's already a bun in the oven, so you'll have to wait a bit😅
PLS WTF THE COMMENTS ARE REALLY DISTRACTION 😭
😂Lmao
“finally, we’ve been trying for so long”
me, being 16:🤨
FBI: interesting.
they be there in 2 secs
@@evolet2516 "FBI OPEN UP" 🔫🔫
@@Snehagp ✋🏽😳🤚🏽
Aye I’m gonna be 16 I know how you feel
me, being 15 : 😐
Noah: We've been trying for so long
The people who's been waiting for this video: I know
STOP IM TRYING TO ENJOY THE VIDEO AND NOW IM LAUGHING IN TEARS😭😭
Noah: *not knowing anything about pregnancy*
Me: maybe it was too soon to try for a baby😂😅
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE-
Turn it up 🎵
THATS WHAT I SAID
TURN IT UPPPPP
SAME!!!!
SAMEE😩
him: *finally we’ve been trying for so long*
me: *being 19* uh how long is ‘for so long’ sir?
me, being 15
Me being 13 👁👄👁
Australia’s legal age: 16 👁👄👁
@@mingi7340 😒
@@caterinamarie7 👀😜
Noah: “My favourite female..” *giggles* “...in the world!”
Me: *falls dramatically on the floor with limelight falling on me* “Noah I swear to god, have mercy on my heart PLEASE!!”
Me: *reads "Chaos" in the title*
Also me: *sips tea* “Just like my life....all normal....”
Same
Hi again Star! 😹💕
Omg i see you everywhere
🎵Please have mercy on me take it easy on my heart even though you don't mean to hurt me you keep tearing me apart🎵
Girl I see u everywhere
Him: Gotta call my mom... tell her what's happening...
Him on the phone: Mom, Janice had an affair with the janitor HAHA can you believe it???
JAHAHAHAHAHAHS
HABAHSHSHDHHAHA
Bahahah 🤣😂
Hahaha🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭😭✋
Noah:i can't call you baby anymore
My baby is having a baby
Me : well now you have 2 babies XD
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
No, he's gonna call us mommy /j 😩✋
“because you’re tiny” HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
@Han Gyeol I’m like 4’10😭😭😭
I'M LITERALLY 5 FEET TALL
*cries in 4’9*
@@listeningtobfaudios aYOOO IM 4'8
@@k-lahkhan1111 Saaameee
"Im gonna be a father?"
*Me: yes. yes you're gonna be a father.*
ur clearly a kid if you use the word “meh”
@@Jahehdbehauzu8 why? I'm 16. I just like to use that word..
@@cacikazra you edited it, i see
NoOoooOoo
Your gonna be fucking Satan.
LIKE WHO WOULD REJECT CAKE?! I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE WANTS CAKE, ESPECIALLY A PERSON WHO IS CARRYING ANOTHER PERSON INSIDE OF THEIR STOMACH. EVEN SATAN WOULD GIVE US A CAKE, WE ARE SCARY.
And tiny.
@@sox6675 wha-
Now I'm pregnant while I'm still virgin that's new 😂😂
Y'all Same here 😂✋😭
Its Jesus
sameee🤚🏾
Same
Same 👀
I totally didn’t put a ball in my shirt to act this out 🥲
Bestie😂😂😂😭
LMAO
I LOVE YOUR NAME SO MUCH I'M WHEEZING
HONEY IM LAUGHING SO HARD :D
lmaoo
BYE I'M ALREADY THINKING OF A SERIES 💀
episode 1: (this video)
episode 2: weird cravings ✋🏼😩
episode 3: CHILD BIRTH and newborn 😼
episode 4: HAVING A FUZZY CHILD AND NOAH TAKING CARE OF IT 👹👹
episode 5: having another child 😀
episode 6: mother's day ✋🏼🙄
episode 7: father's day!! 👁️👄👁️...
episode 8: waking up before the kids wake us up during weekends (aka cuddles but we need to talk about CHILDRUHN)
episode 9: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
episode 10: tooth fairy
PLS I'M TURNING NOAH INTO A DAD 😭😭
Please this is incredible
Yesss
Yes
this.. is.. incredible ✨
If noah doesn't do this I'm gonna cry
Noah: *feels emotional* “I am gonna cry...”
Me: *FREAKING SPRINT TOWARDS THE SHOP AND SCREAMS* “GIVE ME ALL THE TISSUE PAPERS YOU GOT!!!!!!! ITS EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!”
This comment gave me the biggest smile on my face.
HOW ARE YOU EVER WHERE!? 😳
BRO YOU'RE PREGNANT, BE CAREFULLLL 💀
"i can get you a cake-"
OOOH YESS I WANT SOME CAKE
"okay no cake"
oh, alright-
literally me, I was like “ah yh i love cake-“ and he was like “okay no cake”
ah shi-
Ik I was like “oh, ok no cake that’s fine- 😪”
omggg the “finally” it was sooo cuteeeee
YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE. TURN IT UP
with headphones ofc
See me being not scared im listen without headphones next to my Asian Sister ;)
Lmao Yas MA"Am
I’m alone…headphones are for the weak
@@UnquestionablyTired OoooP-
@hot hisoka I love your username 😌🖐️atleast u think he is attractive
i hope he doesn’t cry in this, his emotions in the vids be a lil too real😭
Omg yeah 😫
YOOOO SRSLY!!!!!!!
And he did HAHHAHAHAHA
@@bmstiddies1178 YOUR USERNAME- I LOVE IT 😭✋
@@mingi7340 THANKS LMAO
why did I read “happy boyfriend” as Harry Potter 😭
Sis, you're not the only one lol
STOOOOP ✋😫
stopp i can't unsee now 😭😭
IM LAIGHING MY ASS OFF
BREW I CANT EVEN SPELL LAUGHING-
Byeeeee 😭😭😭
This man needs to have a kid Fr. He’d be such a great dad.
Noah: “we’ve been trying for so long”
Me: Have we? 😳
He had, dunno if we knew tho 👀
The little giggles he made when he is happy….the serotonin in my veins 💕✨
His joyful voice, his reaction and his laughter made me feel tickled and happy just hearing his laughter...
Omg im in love with his laught..
Him: *breathes heavily* it feels like I'm having a baby.
Me: *dies of laughter* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
BAHAHAHA BREATHE GF-IN-LAW BREATHE
Me: Don't like kids, don't want children
Noah: am I gonna be a father?!
Me: Yes honey, our dream came true, I'm so happy, so excited for our new family, this is what I've always wanted
"Usually it takes like one year to come out? Oh yeah, right 9 months" istg this man is gonna make us laugh so much during these 9 months we'll either end up delivering early or the baby will be born laughing instead of crying 😂
Me : i don’t want a children…
Him : i’m gonna be a father ?!
Me : omggg yesss you’re the father of my baby 😭😭😭
ah I can smell the dad jokes emerging
Lolllll😂
THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION IS SO UNACCEPTABLE-
Chaotic 😂 finally the perfect tag for Noah
Yes 🤣
this is like when you didn’t know you were waiting for something? but you we’re definitely waiting for something.
Him: Baby? ... Baby?
Her: Sorry I was waiting to see if the one in my belly was gunna answer you
this man is so chatty it’s incredibly endearing
Noah: And I hope she has my height because you're tiny
Me whos 4'11: 👁️👄👁️
how tf u gon have a baby when u r a baby u fetus
Bestie we are the same size!!!
Me who's 5'9 and most definitely is NOT tiny💀😂
Me who is 5’0 💀
Me looking in 5’7
I WAS ON A NOAH MARATHON AND FINALLY WE GOT THIS ONE-
The constant “I think I need to call my mom” is such a perfect edition to the lines because it’s so accurate 😂😂
Whenever there’s a big event you call your mom
what should a joke have in common with a pregnancy?
a good delivery ✨
Depends on the joke and labor
@@carolinpurayidom4570 key word being “should”
call me your favourite female again and istg imma burst of happiness
I seriously was on stand-by for this post.
Happy Boyfriend! I haven’t even watched the video and my heart is already melting
HE'S BACK LADIES...I'm so EXCITED
Love u and your videos, Noah:)
noah: “i hope they have your sense of humor”
me: i laugh at children falling-
I really wanted that cake tho-
same like boi i want the cake GET ME THE CAKE
@@Izzydizzydoo Ahhhh now I am craving cake.
I literally started crying in my pillow when he said “my baby is having a baby” x2
Omg😭😭
Okay, please make this into a series. Maybe one when listener is in labor, one where they wake up in the middle of the night to feed the baby, etc. Husband series??? 🤩
WE NEED A GENDER REVEAL NEXT
I am terrified of pregnancy in real life, but this type of audio always makes me happy for some reason
Him: *We've been trying for so long*
Me: Uh- sir- how long have we been trying? 👁👁
i was thinking the same thing 🧍🏽♀️
damn how y’all so fast-
*noah posted a video* 🚉🏃♀️
Not the train😭😩
plot twist: noah u are not the father😔😞
PLEASE 😭🏃🏽♀️💨
Pffft I would neverrr lol
My baby is Jesus 🌝
@@X.Courtney.X reminds me of that one episode on Dr. Phill or phil i don’t remember his name
@@glrzxa that’s what it’s from 😭
I like how it ends on, “I think I need to call my mom.”
I cracked up laughing 😂
BESTIES-
HE GOT 105K OF US PREGGERS
GET MAH DUDE SOME CONTRACEPTION 🤚🏼
bestie…. you on to something.. 👁👄👁
PLSLLSLS AHHAHAHA
he gonna be broke paying child support
After a tough week this was amazingly wholesome...
Thank you Noah for you and your videos, hope you are eating well.
Wait, you should do a wedding asmr :0 prepare for no sleep when the baby is born
if my husband isn't emotional when im pregnant just like noah, i dont want him.
AHA IVE BEEN SUMMONDED AND WAITING FOR THIS.
I think he’s gonna call his mom guys!
No but seriously, this was so adorable and made me wanna get a baby so bad lol
"I hope it has your sense of humour"
Me who doesn't even know what humour means : 👁👄👁👌🏻
I do dad jokes😭✋
me with suicidal jokes: 👁👅👁
"Hi hungry, i'm dad" 😭👌🏻
The way he says the baby takes a year to come out,right sounds as if the most common thing to say lmao
Noah: “can i get u water? a foot massage?”
me: “no, i don’t need-“
Noah: “a cake?”
me: 🍰 👀 “yes absolutely-“
So me
We love cakes 👀
Yes I need some cake 😭
I love it already. Im not pregnant but you make it feel so realistic :)
PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTEEEE 😭💗oh and be prepared for the rollercoaster because we are going to be real annoying when we are pregnant ✋🏻😌✨
Chaotic but really adorable!!
Him: *deep breaths*
Me: Yes, please calm down.
Him: I think I'm getting a baby right now.
Me: You what-
😐😐😐😐
Lol!😂💀
this is so adorable and hilarious omggggggg
i literally was crying,laughing, and “awww”-ing at the same time. i love this sm
PLEASE THAT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭🥺
Yessss I was waiting for THIS.
Noah: you're my favourite female in the world
Me: who's your favourite male then?
👁👄👁
I thought I was the only one🤪🤪
himself
"Baby?"
Dang it stop being so cute it's only been 1 second I WASN'T READY YET
*_✨My baby is having a baby✨_*
*_💫My baby is having a baby💫_*
✨My baby is having a baby✨
💫My baby is having a baby💫
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS AHHH
YASHHHH i was waiting for so long XD i junped when i got the notification
Me: I'm pregnant
Noah's Haven: I'm gonna be a father?
.
.
.
Me: *Its not yours though*
LMFAO
LMFAO
My laugh just burst like, I couldn’t prevent myself
Just pretend that I didn't put dream boyfriend at first before i edited it☺
PLS😭😭😭
Him being so clueless was adorable 🥺😂
Bro this is so sweet, kids are amazing. I freaking love kids!
Also when he asked if the baby had kicked yet I burst out laughing cus I took Human Growth and Development and babies don’t kick that soon
This is literally the cutest thing in the world 💗🥺
Please make more of those audios 😍
Another day another banger audio, how did I even miss this notif 😶🌫️
The giggles from the man laughing in this has my heart 😍 wish he could talk to me for real. I have no kids 26 years old. Wish I can meet this person he has such a good heart.
"I hope it has your looks and sense of humour..."
Yes, that is a ✨F A B U L O U S✨ baby
Why was I so nervous to listen to this?😭😂
Noah should change his description to Chaotic and silliest of the ASMR boyfriend channels.
is it just me who's already fallen in love with his accent and humour
"my favorite FEMALE"
me:*why tf does he sound like a generated robot*
Also me:"MEN LIKE THESE ARE RARE.THAT'S WHY"
I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE-
The "baby" in the beginning tho! 🥺❤
When he also started singing in the end, I couldn't help but sing along
THIS MAN ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO MAKE ME SMILE!!! AND IDK HOW! 😂😂😭
YESS I was excited for this video!!
Noah: "I hope she has my height beause youre tiny
Me actually being 6'1 tall🚪🚶🏽♀️
Sammme 😂👁👄👁
im 5’6 but im not even tiny- 💀 loll
I'm taller than Levi so you can't call me tiny
Cries in 5’2
me being 5'9 😩
I'm just grinning here. 😅😍 and that's affirmative to the cake please.
NOAH I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
I would love for this to be a series 😵💫
Love the fact that he said “ I think I need to call my mom” so many times 😭
The thought of pregnancy scares this actual living shit out of me😃
when he said "we've been trying for so long", ngl i cried...
Pfft, this was so so cute! Such wholesomeness haha.
Yeah-