This ENTIRE asmr is the EXACT kinda boyfriend that I need in my life. They are literally so special😂 I need someone that I can lay down in bed with at 2AM and laugh like a weirdo all night with💀
I was pretty confident when he checked the contacts and instagram. You're not gonna see anything there because you is checking the wrong apps **laughs creepily while staring at and scrolling through my RUclips HISTORY and WATTPAD LIBRARY**
noah: you’ve been on that thing for almost three hours and it’s not even the evening yet me: *sweats profusely in 6+ hours of staring at my phone* yeah...
don’t know if you will see this but I just wanna appreciate all your hard workkk✨ honestly your asmr made me feel so much better from my bad days and I have been always enjoying them so much 😩💕
I can’t explain how cute this audio is. It was so cute and funny at the same time. Everyone will think I’m crazy because I’m giggling while staring at my phone 😆
Me : yass i am early God : 👁👄👁 Me : i can explain!!-....... God : save it Me : **looks behind** Satan : **ready to praise me** Me : goes back to hell God : 👁👄👁 Me : L(*OεV*)E Satan : :) You : 🤠 this gir-...
Noah: *cracks his fingers* Me: *actually turns around to "see him" and makes a cringe face* i hate that.. but it was kinda satisfying- Noah: ik you hate that im sorry Me: *quickly turns back to the screen* now where are the camera's 😟
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“Wait who is that?!”
“Oh- that’s me hehe”
That got me laughing my actual ass off🤣👑
Sameee😂😂😂🤌🏼
😭✋🏼
Same 😆🤌
Idk why that part was so funny😭
SAME
Noah: you using your phone too much
Me throwing the phone across the room: and now I’m not
me asf after doing that : oh shit my phone
Wee ✨
Me : how the living fuck did u know I was on my phone
@Adiel Thomas-Rodney Samee 🤣🤣
The phone:wee~
Him : well you're always texting and giggling
*Okay where is the camera*
Ngl i actually started looking for a camera in my room
@@BaiMataBoMes Same
FR they be watching us 🙈✋🏼✨
YUMEKO?!
@@thaliafaye2508 uuuuh noooo I'm Yuneko nyah c: ! 😺😹
him checking my phone: those are all females
my bisexual ass: *coughing* oh really?
same
Same 😅
Girl samee😂😂
Samee
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
youtube: noah-
me: baby i’m already here 🧍🏻♀️
Be like zoom 🏃🏽♀️💨
😂
I was here even before the notification
Same :D
My babes are runners ❤
Him: I feel kinda left out
Me:bro my best friend is the main priority
facts
Mine too 🤣
I have two best friends
facts
Dude yall sounding like the person that reads memes 😂🤣 Doble facts
Him: "Oh, that's your brother? Okay"
Me: *sweating in the only child*
Same
Me: *sweating in having only younger sisters*
Same 😅
*sweats in having two sisters and three brothers being the youngest so I have nothing to hide but when I’m being questioned I get nervous*
same
"Those are all female, I'm looking for some guys"
*Nervously laughing in Pansexual*
Literally me
Same
Thisss xD
So you have pans on your phone-?
@@stevenneiman7452 ......maybe
IM DEAD HE SAID “BAE WHOS THAT” 2 seconds later “oh that’s me” IM WHEEZING
😂😂😂
"Maybe you're looking at hot dudes at instagram"
Me, looking at Todoroki shirtless fanarts: ....Maybe
Omg same😂😂😂😂💅💅
Same
Literally
Same but with bakugo- 👁️👄👁️
XD wow we are the same
Him: Some sexy chicks--
Me: [sweats nervously] I can explain--
*cries in lesbian
You like krabby patties squidward
*Cries in bisexual*
@* ChocoBunny! * oop- OMG HI
Your pfp is so adorable
Jealous boyfriends are the best.
I hate them, idk why i even here, they control you and don’t trudy you, idk my opinion
periodt 💅😏✋
@@oceanvibes222 yesss
As long as they are fictional.
@Han Gyeol girl you know I don't, I'm single asf...
4:15 "whos that? oh no thats me" 💀💀
I cackled at that
Noah: **says how im following sexy girls**
me: “im sorry, r u jealous or r u trying to make me jealous??”
*nods*
Noah better explain us 😤
@@alyssahester9917 oo Yuh 👀
@@alyssahester9917 LMAO💀
I know why your pfp is a demon heart, because you possessed us all.
I mean- no need to call us out ;-;
OMG UR PROFILE ITS CODE GEAS? WAIT I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT
@@meghetea YOU DID JUST ADD ONE MORE S 🙏🏼😩‼️
Does C.C know you’re here?
LOL SO TRUE
His humor is making me fall in love bro...
“for workout purposes” uh huh,,, keep on telling yourself that 🙄✋
PLEASE 😭😭
thissss kkkkk
7 step program there?
Yeah for drawing purposes not for lewd things 😅😅😅😅😅
@@artwithyouronlinefriends3362 yeah i know, im an artist as well, but just making a funny joke out of it lol!! ☺️
"I'm going to beat the Shi-"
"Oh that's you brother- okay don't mind:p"
BRUH THIS HAS ME DED😭
LMAOO
😂😂😂😂
Noah: Do u have a second ph or sth??
Bro do u think i'm rich enough to have two phones? 💀
BAISBSHJDOSBSUSVEYDH
Exactly 😭
Him: “You’re spending to much time talking to those hot boys.”
Me being lesbian: I was just asking if they had a sister- 👁👄👁💧
I’M DEAD-😭👋🏾
@@trixie_whatismylife2977 ITS TRUE- 😭
SAME😭✋🏻
PHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
Jealous boyfriend say less I’m on my way 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
jimin i'm telling jin your here
@@jungkookswife6867 WOAH HALF N HALF WOAH-
The way he's about to curse but didn't 😆
“i’m gonna beat the living shi-“
“oh he’s your brother”
Lmfaooo
"And who is THAT?.... oh no that's me..."
Got me wheezing
YEAHH JKAKSKSKKSKSSK
Lmfaooo 💀💀💀
*wheezing my ass off*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wmaf rn
“i think you’ve been on ur phone for at least three hours today”
me who usually has a screen time of 17 hours a day : 😳
That's me 🤣🖐️
Me who is on it for 20 hours and only getting 4 hours of sleep
I be on my phone all day
that's genuinely sad
Same
Him : some sexy chicks
*That's not what you think , it's for drawing*
Me who can only draw guys: yes yes yes _drawings...._
Yumeko why you here
me who’s bi:
yes yes *tOtAlLy DrAwInG*
its for reference I swear-
"yeah I know your code, I'm a psychopath"
I'm in the right place.
🤣🤣
"youre looking at hot guys arent you"
me, a bisexual: nope all hot girls-
IKR IM A LESBIAN AND HERE ME ARE
@@pearllou6262 WOMEN😩😩😩💞💞💞
Queen
@@janetbarajas9981 yUHH😩🙏
Him: “Hold on lemme get into a good kissing character”
Me: Bish what-
Exposed 👁️👁️😂
Why the hell am i so spoiled??? Like fr, my two favorite VAs uploaded 😭
I literally just found you in K’s video
AUSISHSOSHWODJSOSH
@@CorpseyBoo
Yep I’m totally hallucinating rn 👩🦯
the way i immediately knew the other one was k 😭😭 i'm too involved oof-
@@mimilil1750 same 😭😭😭
I saw you there! 👁👄👁
Last time i was this early jungkook was shorter than jimin omfg
Please I’m wheezing-
LMFAOOOOOO WHOT
HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU
Lmao
💜💜💜💜💜
Dear God, it's me again. This like the 10th time asking for a boyfriend like him so you know, anytime now thanks.
pfft right 😞
*us ✋💀
“Looking at some hot dudes at Instagram”
.....simping is what I do 🙄✋
Me, a bisexual who does follow hot women on instagram: 👁️👄👁️ well oops
me, a pansexual who follows hot people on instagram: 💧 . ____.
I have found my *p e o p l e*
Please be my friend, maybe? Okay, just consider...... (we can exchange hot people's accounts??)
same 😩
This😃
not even a second in and i already find myself whispering “marry me”
"Who's that- oh no that's me"
Me: same
@* ChocoBunny! * 😂😂
"WhO iS yOu FoLlOwInG" that took me out 😭😭
LMFAO PLS😭🤚
Yes 🤣🖐️
Me who hasent slept and been on my phone the whole time 💀✋
Todoroki!?
@@calleighlucas732 Yes?
@@jewelannjones1379 Idk
Hey sho! Don't tell aizawa I was here!
S-shoto-kun 👉👈
H-hiiiii
Noah is literally the funniest/cutest/hottest asmr boyfriend and is my absolute FAV🖤
.
.
.
That personality tho😳🦋
When you are sitting on the corner crying because you're single :mom... Why am I single..?
Mom.:dunno hun
Me:**crying load af**
@@ユク-z6v 😂its ok dude
8:38 that was the cutest evil laugh I've ever heard 🥺
This ENTIRE asmr is the EXACT kinda boyfriend that I need in my life. They are literally so special😂 I need someone that I can lay down in bed with at 2AM and laugh like a weirdo all night with💀
“Who’s that?”
“Oh no that’s just me”
lol 😂
0:05 woah i didn’t come here to be immediately called out
Noah: I think you're talking to some other guy 🙄😒
Me (with social anxiety): Sure I am :) XD
😂
Him: these are all girls, looking for a guy to get mad over
Me:🧍🏼♀️bisexual🧍🏼♀️
NO BCS WHEN HE SAID “ur probably seeing hot dude’s pictures or something “ me: “I’m actually looking a hot girls pics sooooo….”
I just-
“i know your code... I’m a psychopath”
“Wow... I blew myself away”
“Hee hee hee” (THAT GIGGLE, SO PRECIOUS 🥺🥺)
Ded 🤣🤣🤣
I was pretty confident when he checked the contacts and instagram. You're not gonna see anything there because you is checking the wrong apps
**laughs creepily while staring at and scrolling through my RUclips HISTORY and WATTPAD LIBRARY**
Don’t expose me like that 😭😂💀
Silence😍
NOT THE WATTPAD 😭🤚 bad boys and mafia leaders 😩☝️
@@serena8798 ikr 💀🤌🏼
@@serena8798 my 2 flm books chilling between all my wlw books😃
4:14 “who’s that?!...oh wait, that’s me...” 😂
Ikr
🤣🤣🤣
Man I’ve never ran so fast for my earphones
When ppl say like I AM SPEED, all i can think of is Lightning McQueen
I-
😂😂😂😂
Kachow
Well it is a McQueen reference-
I-OK WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS
Am not alone anymore 😥🥲
Him "what would you rate that kiss from a 1-10 ?"
Me to my self "hmm a 6"
Him; " ahh a 6 is still pretty good "
EXCUSE ME ?!??
Girl i i said dat omg
Girl same 👁👄👁
Same but i was like : cut the cameras...deadass
he's been posting a lot lately 😳 and I'm not mad about it 😫☝🏽
After a hard day failing an exam I NEEDED THISS omg noah ily
noah: you’ve been on that thing for almost three hours and it’s not even the evening yet
me: *sweats profusely in 6+ hours of staring at my phone* yeah...
"You're using your phone too much"
Hunny, How am I going to listen to you without my phone?-
True very true
Oh, hey Kenma- Wait Kenma?!
Guys wat da fawk y'all doin here 😭😭💀
ahhhh hey kenmaA uwu
@@shoyohinata5347 WAIT SHOYO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE .,m,.??
Me : *do homework*
RUclips: N-
Also me : I'M HERE 😻
hello dear twin ☺︎
@@darrellandcielphantomhive6933 hi again 😹❤️
@@Echo28091 how are u?
@@darrellandcielphantomhive6933 oh good and u ? :3
@@Echo28091 beautiful ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
I WAS JUST USING MY PHONE CAUSE I CANT SLEEP AND NOW YOUR UPLOADING A VIDEO! WHAT IS SLEEP THEN??? 😍🤧
I snorted at
“Oh, is that your brother?”
Ten seconds later
“Whos that?! Oh.. no thats me”
Will you ever learn?
This just made my whole day, also you didn’t need to call me out on using my phone like that tho
not me getting this msg while showing my grandma something on the phone- 😩😩 Neee ey-
👨🏾🦳🕶🤏🏾
ma boy is feeling jealous, don't be hun you are my one and only❤️
Noah: ur using ur ph too much
Me on my pc and ph rn: 🙂
UR EVERYWHERE BESTIE 🏃💀
AWE MY DIRTY MIND GOt TOO ME SHIIII
@@fw.trynnn Y/N?!?! OMG-
@@busylovingmoon IM SORRY 😭😭😭
ph sounds so dirty I'm sorry ✌😭
“Well you didn’t gag so......” im DEAD
Him: Maybe you looking at some hot dudes on instagram
Me: I don't even have instagram
I love how natural and real the conversation flows. The butterflies when you laugh. 🤗
I see Noah’s update , I run 🏃🏻♀️🌟
Do you have a second phone?
Me having just one phone for 5 years: /:
*second-
@@livingdead1919 *when you are bed at writing *
😂😂😂😂😂
@@blueb9023 LMAOOO
I have 2 phones but ones all glichy and i can only download games on it and the good quality i cant download games
i’m thinking of flirty villain x listener or sumn...🤔
don’t know if you will see this but I just wanna appreciate all your hard workkk✨
honestly your asmr made me feel so much better from my bad days and I have been always enjoying them so much 😩💕
I think I almost broke my mousepad clicking on the video...
He's so goofy I can't it's too cute🤣 "wow I just blew myself away"🤣 this dude
“Who’s that? Oh no thats me” istfg i wheezed- 💀💀💀💀
I can’t explain how cute this audio is. It was so cute and funny at the same time. Everyone will think I’m crazy because I’m giggling while staring at my phone 😆
It's weird how a notification can make me so happy
@@jewelannjones1379 helloo!
*Him checking the phone*
me: don't look at the girl groupchat :,)
“you spend too much time talking to those dudes”
What dudes 👁👄👁 literally like
what dudes 👁👄👁
The Moment when ur friend is in your phone and you get this notafication
Me : yass i am early
God : 👁👄👁
Me : i can explain!!-.......
God : save it
Me : **looks behind**
Satan : **ready to praise me**
Me : goes back to hell
God : 👁👄👁
Me : L(*OεV*)E
Satan : :)
You : 🤠 this gir-...
OML LOL THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
My God. This is what i have been waiting for all day.
I don't know how many times I have listened to it. It really never gets old. Please we need more of these.
"you're on your phone too much", me literally sitting here weaving a blanket.
"I'm only on my phone for the pattern. I don't want to mess up."
Noah: *cracks his fingers*
Me: *actually turns around to "see him" and makes a cringe face* i hate that.. but it was kinda satisfying-
Noah: ik you hate that im sorry
Me: *quickly turns back to the screen* now where are the camera's 😟
"Oh, who's that? No, no, that's me."
aaaaaaaa so cute😳♥️
wait i’m early- i don’t have a clever comment yet🧍♀️
Noah: sometimes I blew myself away
*me after writing a sentence for my 10 page assignment*: yeah I'm somewhat of a wizard myself ✋
I think I can speak for most people here that the fastest way to someone's heart is humor. You are doing.everything right.😌👌
its so funny how he makes himself laugh in these videos, love that
The smile I had when I saw kurro was quite concerning-
👁️👁️😂
Him: "I've been practicing this new tongue techniques"
Me: Say less
“i’m gonna beat the shi- oop wait that’s your brother. nvm” 😭 LMFAOOO
"texting and giggling"
Me. Sorry when I'm talking to my best friend that's what happens 😂
"Ah those are only females."
My pansexual ass: "Dude, that doesn´t keep you safe. I wouldn´t cheat but still."
"ok٫ who is that?"
"oh wait thats me"
He needs glasses٫ he cant even recognize himself!😂
"I'm gonna beat the living shi-"
"Oh is that your brother? Hm I don't mind :D"
LMFAO THE QUICK CHANGE
Prof: you need to attend lectures
Me, already halfway out the door: 👋 the favorite asmr boyfriend has spoken
"I'm just gonna look for a guy so I can get really mad and stuff" the way i cackled at this line 😂
I wish I wasn't in algebra....I'll come back I promise 😔🤡
Edit: backkkk hope ur having a good day and if not I hope it gets better🖤
We are gonna wait for you😬💕
‘who’s that? oh that’s me-‘
WHy was that so cute?!?
Ok but the giggle at 8:40 is immaculate ✨
I've never clicked anything as fast😂