If i was at a hotel and woke up to a dwarf convention...A) i'd be stoked, cuz i'm 5ft tall and i'd finally get to feel like a giant. B) I'd ask where the chocolate river was.
I'm 6'3" and on the 6 month anniversary of dating my now wife I took her to a dinner show called Tony & Tina's wedding. When we were waiting in the lobby to get in I was looking around a bit and suddenly noticed I was average height. Turned out there's a tall persons club of Chicago and they were doing a group trip to that show. I got invited to join the club (I didn't) while my 5'1" wife must have felt like Brad.
I got out & buy a pair of dress shoes & walk up to a group of them & say since you so close to my shoes who wants to shine them & accept what ever happens next.
I was at DLI in 1990 with a Seaman swallow, a Seaman Stain, and a Seaman Cox. Stain and Swallow were females, Cox was a dude and a friend said Swallow always joked that she was gonna marry Cox and hyphenate her name to Seaman Swallow Cox.
For most filing purposes, the last name is used first. Head Kas(sy). Head case. One of the funniest name problems I've heard of is someone named Megan Finger. Her college put the last name, followed by the first 2 letters of the students' first name on IDs Edit: grammer word stuff is less broken.
I went to school with a Vietnamese immigrant named Luong Dong. He didn't understand the snickering until I explained. He was so mortified that within 2 weeks, he Americanized his name. John Dong wasn't much better in my eyes, but he was happier.
Jousting... it's like pegging, but from across the room 🤣🤣🤣 Little people conventions, how could that NOT be a lot of fun, and plumb hilarious. I think if I happened to stumble into that hotel, I'd HAVE to stick around and see how that goes. I'll be Rhaegal for whoever wants to be Tyrion. >>;=) Now I need to go listen to Tubthumping for some bizarre unknown reason, so it doesn't follow me all night.
I had a friend names Donald head, he was a tall black guy, yes he knew how to fight (Name like that you better) and one time in gym class (co-op) we were picking teams for a BB game Male and female captain. Anyways the female captain said "Give me Head" referring to the guy to play for her team, the male captain actually said, "Thank you, i didn't want to say that". As soon as he said that, her face got beat red and she run out of the gym with everyone laughing. True story back in the late 1980's, Hadn't thought about it till this vid clip
Knew a guy named Shannon Dykes. He liked to fight, guess he kind of had to. Also, the DJ probably said, "Greatest Night Of My Life!!" after seeing knock down dwarf dancing.
You Brad. I'm from south africa so never heard of you before till about 3 weeks ago or so. Saw one of your clips as youtube short. Since then I have been hooked to your stuff long and short form content watch every day. Man you Crack me up. Wish I could meet you someday IRL. 😂
My best friend got a strap-on, from a boyfriend, for Valentine’s Day. When i asked her how was it, was it good for her, her response was, “i guess, it’s okay, if you like NOISE!” So, he liked it. She was not very enthused.
Richard Head There’s a man who never gets a break. The funniest names I ever personally encountered were James Dull (my politics professor), and Nancy Savage (a science teacher).
I served in the Army with a William Cunts, and a guy named Hofacker. My last name was impossible for one of the drill sergeants at basic to pronounce so at roll call he just called out "E".
@@updemNot sexual but the guy who bunked over me in basic was named Drinkwater. When we had hydration formation at the end of the day the drill sergeants would have him come out and say "Drinkwater!"
Itty, bitty, titty committy! 🤣 Never try to eat anything bigger than your head. 🤠 More than a mouthful and you'll just get a strained tongue. 😋 It's not like you can save the extras for later. 🤭
I stayed at the Sheraton on the 16th Street Mall strip in Denver a few years back during a little person convention and yeah they just seem like a fun group of ppl in general it was both odd and casually entertaining af
I love how he's just as comfortable doing a set for like...40 people as he is for 4000 or more. Brad should really be on the national stage. Fuck they should have him HOST an SNL ep.
Man, Ms Head really seemed depressed during that clip. The first time we see her, she's looking like she is really down about something, then she perks up a little bit when she puts the focus on herself, like she just feels she needs to be roasted, and then isn't able to participate with her adlibs (since she's not the comedian here), and when we see her again after her bit, she looks like she's regretting life.
Since so many are about the name thing. Try having a dentist, Dr. Fang or a physician, Dr. Oregon Hunter. Yes, they are real and were only a few blocks from each other.
4’7 full grown adult and proudly a member of the itty bitty titty committee. I don’t have dwarfism, I’m just naturally really really short, but I’d totally go to a dwarf convention.
Re: Jousting - well, I first heard of that from a Marine Corp acquaintance a few years ago, in the "totally no-homo things Marines do in the barracks when they're bored and/or drunk." So...probably an example of convergent evolution, but yeah - at least according to my friend, that's a thing.
Had a girl I worked with who said give me a song I will sing it. I'm 20 years older so I start naming songs I knew but she didn't know. Finally I said sing tubthumping by chumbawumba. Her response oh now your just making shit up. Blew her mind when I played the actual song and showed her that was the name
1:50 that girl just shaking her head like she's severely disappointed about something. EDIT: And then a third of the video turns out to be about her. Yikes.
When you go to one of these conventions don’t stay in the hotel that they are at. One dwarf thought it was a good idea to pull the fire alarm it kept my wife up all night also these hotels puts a cricket in the air vent to make sure you get no sleep. Went downstairs to tell the hotel about the cricket and a teenage dwarf asked me if he could ride on my shoulders.
I am reminded of a time that I was working and we had this was around Christmas time. We had a dwarf illegally live in in the factory. He was dressed like Christmas elf and I at the time was a professional. I get a call from ops to Dylan check the camera. Mind you I work the day shift in the third shift guard was asleep at his desk so I took Cameron I get on the radio and I say you're not going to believe what I'm looking at get up here. They come up I showed them the footage. So long story short I go back our uniforms at the time will read and I was had a white beard at the moment and white hair and glasses that I was heavy set so very much Santa to confront a renegade. Elf. So I get back and I'm talking to him to call a professional manner trying very hard to not acknowledge the irony of the situation. I hear shuffling through the racks in the next thing I hear I hear a small yeeeeeeeeeee as a small dwarf with the strength of a two-year-old crackhead Superman mini me. I catch him and he's throwing around flashing you know doing all the other things you shouldn't do. He calms down I settled down and I'm asking that you shouldn't do this you know why are you doing this. Quieter moments shuffling his little boots. The next thing I know this little person had kicked me in the shin. You see where this is going. There is a fat Santa chasing a little person around it's dress like a Christmas elf I'm yell at him come back to you demented elf I'm going to drop kick you back to the North Pole. I finally get tired of chasing around this pallet of shelves. So I stopped in for a few minutes it looks like bugs Bunny cartoon you know she's seen them around wild ones holding back and I grabbed reach down and pick him up on suspenders them carry him back to the front waiting room. People are looking in and I just say I don't even want to hear it I don't want I don't want to. I get back up front and I asked the TA lady or HR lady's you will if I could use her fridge for a second she asked me what for and I proceeded to step into the room holding a dwarf I said I found a trespasser I need to set him somewhere where he can't get away. I said I'm on top the fridge essay for me that's it's small jump for you that's an insta kill that suicide okay so don't jump down he flipped me off. I said I will lock you up and send you back to the North pole. Well cops show up they think I'm joking they got to show up and the rest of the story is even more wild.
Hey, the last name "Head" isnt that weird. I mean, there was a famous fashion designer named Edith Head. Otherwise, on the subject of odd last names, my maiden name is Dix. Yes. I have heard every joke known to man (and some known only to women). And I once met a girl with the last name "Fagg".
took my kids to the holidome in boise idaho, there was a little people conventiion, my five year old will never be the same because he spent the weekend with one of our hands over his mouth
I had to say I thought, why is there not a little person biker club out there? That would be cool, right?Little people on harley davidson's and indian motorcycles.That would be awesome, wouldn't it? What do you think, brad williams a little person motorcycle club?What do you think?
Miss Kasey, let me take you to dinner? Nothing else. I'm too old for other stuff. You just seem, interesting and honest. He'll, I'll fly you here, and back. I'm leaving soon. But live interesting people.
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Tell Brad, um... are dwarf conversations a funny topic? YES! YES! YEEEEEESSS!!!
A whole routine, please
Actually, There is something called "Jousting" Its when 2 guys DP a girl they "Joust" for position! 🤣
A thousand drunk dwarves slamming into each other to Tubthumping. Clearly I’ve got something new to see on my bucket list
I heard 5,000 people in an auditorium crack their knuckles in unison. \ I love unique experiences like that.
I go to comic cons for shit like this
" I get knocked down but I get up again "
I'm 5'5" and would just be happy to be the tallest guy in the room, just one time...
We need to ask abed about this
That "head everywhere" interior design joke was wayyy underrated. Real clever.
I was surprised he didn't make a reference to "interior" design lol
I'm surprised he didn't "go hard" on how .....over wide her ..... "Smile" is
If i was at a hotel and woke up to a dwarf convention...A) i'd be stoked, cuz i'm 5ft tall and i'd finally get to feel like a giant. B) I'd ask where the chocolate river was.
I’d get the urge to dye my skin green and walk in the middle of them throwing my head back going “Ho,Ho,Ho green giant!”
I'm 6'3" and on the 6 month anniversary of dating my now wife I took her to a dinner show called Tony & Tina's wedding. When we were waiting in the lobby to get in I was looking around a bit and suddenly noticed I was average height. Turned out there's a tall persons club of Chicago and they were doing a group trip to that show. I got invited to join the club (I didn't) while my 5'1" wife must have felt like Brad.
@@HariSeldon913 I love everything about this story, including that there is a Tall Persons Club of Chicago.
I got out & buy a pair of dress shoes & walk up to a group of them & say since you so close to my shoes who wants to shine them & accept what ever happens next.
@@watcher1258 Groin shot, shin kick, or punch right to the side/back of the knee.
I wish he would have another special. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. He is hysterical.
I had a classmate who was in the Navy. Her last name was Swallow. She was literally Seaman Swallow.
Buddy of mine was a MP on the Enterprise and once had to pick up a Seaman Sample for a transfer.
When I was in the service a met a sailor by the name of seaman stain
I was at DLI in 1990 with a Seaman swallow, a Seaman Stain, and a Seaman Cox. Stain and Swallow were females, Cox was a dude and a friend said Swallow always joked that she was gonna marry Cox and hyphenate her name to Seaman Swallow Cox.
Bwahahaha
Dwarf conventions, now that would be a very unique experience to check in late and wake to that. That sounds like a blast.
For most filing purposes, the last name is used first. Head Kas(sy). Head case.
One of the funniest name problems I've heard of is someone named Megan Finger. Her college put the last name, followed by the first 2 letters of the students' first name on IDs
Edit: grammer word stuff is less broken.
I went to school with a Vietnamese immigrant named Luong Dong. He didn't understand the snickering until I explained. He was so mortified that within 2 weeks, he Americanized his name. John Dong wasn't much better in my eyes, but he was happier.
Brad is always funny…. No matter what…
Jousting... it's like pegging, but from across the room 🤣🤣🤣
Little people conventions, how could that NOT be a lot of fun, and plumb hilarious. I think if I happened to stumble into that hotel, I'd HAVE to stick around and see how that goes. I'll be Rhaegal for whoever wants to be Tyrion. >>;=) Now I need to go listen to Tubthumping for some bizarre unknown reason, so it doesn't follow me all night.
"DJ John and Kasey Head"
I had a friend names Donald head, he was a tall black guy, yes he knew how to fight (Name like that you better) and one time in gym class (co-op) we were picking teams for a BB game Male and female captain. Anyways the female captain said "Give me Head" referring to the guy to play for her team, the male captain actually said, "Thank you, i didn't want to say that". As soon as he said that, her face got beat red and she run out of the gym with everyone laughing. True story back in the late 1980's, Hadn't thought about it till this vid clip
Shame I wasn't there to talk about last names. Mine is 'Horney' lots to play with that one 😂
This ending with a dwarf wall of death is amazing 😂😂 thats the most metal shit ive ever heard 😂😂
Can you imagine a dude from Kansas on a business trip in that hotel? 😂
I legitimately could not stop laughing with this video 🤭🤭😅😅😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
I wanna dress up as Slenderman and go to a dwarf convention and just slink around.
I wanna take my tallest friend to a dwarf convention 😂
Knew a guy named Shannon Dykes. He liked to fight, guess he kind of had to.
Also, the DJ probably said, "Greatest Night Of My Life!!" after seeing knock down dwarf dancing.
Omg I laughed tooooo hard at the AA joke 😂
Look at Jon Lovitz, chilling casually on the bar.
With his wife Morgan Fairchild.. Yeah, that's the ticket! 😂
“If your last name was Head and you werent good at it the relationship wouldnt last. That’s fucking suck!” Or it wouldnt! XD
Are they sitting at school desks like they think he's a 10 yr old giving a presentation to the class?
You Brad. I'm from south africa so never heard of you before till about 3 weeks ago or so. Saw one of your clips as youtube short. Since then I have been hooked to your stuff long and short form content watch every day. Man you Crack me up. Wish I could meet you someday IRL. 😂
I served with a guy whose last name is Hoar. So that makes his wife a Hoar too.
His poor mom
She's a Hoar too
This guy is always hilarious❤
@ 7:10 - In slang, "jousting" can refer to a party with more males than females, often called a "sausage fest" or "sword party".
My best friend got a strap-on, from a boyfriend, for Valentine’s Day. When i asked her how was it, was it good for her, her response was, “i guess, it’s okay, if you like NOISE!” So, he liked it. She was not very enthused.
The head to hand ratio is craaaaaaazy
Richard Head
There’s a man who never gets a break.
The funniest names I ever personally encountered were James Dull (my politics professor), and Nancy Savage (a science teacher).
I served in the Army with a William Cunts, and a guy named Hofacker. My last name was impossible for one of the drill sergeants at basic to pronounce so at roll call he just called out "E".
@@updemNot sexual but the guy who bunked over me in basic was named Drinkwater. When we had hydration formation at the end of the day the drill sergeants would have him come out and say "Drinkwater!"
Brad Williams is frickin hilarious. He's like a joke in a bottle.
Itty, bitty, titty committy! 🤣
Never try to eat anything bigger than your head. 🤠
More than a mouthful and you'll just get a strained tongue. 😋
It's not like you can save the extras for later. 🤭
I’m dying😂😂😂
They’d think the munchkins took over everything!! Lol
I stayed at the Sheraton on the 16th Street Mall strip in Denver a few years back during a little person convention and yeah they just seem like a fun group of ppl in general it was both odd and casually entertaining af
The Best Ever!
1:50 woman on the right looks so excited.
Haha…. Had me rolling in laughter!…. 😂
I love how he's just as comfortable doing a set for like...40 people as he is for 4000 or more.
Brad should really be on the national stage.
Fuck they should have him HOST an SNL ep.
bro created the ult bachelor party game jousting
Thanks bro I need that
Man, Ms Head really seemed depressed during that clip. The first time we see her, she's looking like she is really down about something, then she perks up a little bit when she puts the focus on herself, like she just feels she needs to be roasted, and then isn't able to participate with her adlibs (since she's not the comedian here), and when we see her again after her bit, she looks like she's regretting life.
Love it
I would pay to see a dwarf mosh pit!
I love jokes about cheating lol. Call me immature, call me gross, call me when your husband leaves, call me whatever you want... I think they're funny
Brad is so cool, seems like a guy you could hang out with
My last name is Bush, and my first is Barbara, and the middle is Jean, so I got it all the way around, growing up in the 90s
Missed out on the “Thank you, for giving me Head!”
Shoutout to the camera operator at 6:52 for framing Head's head
It would be funny if there was a convention for Little people as a dwarf or something and see who can win first 🥇
reminds me of the movie "Under the Rainbow"
You are the so freaking funny!!!!!!
My first thought with the Head last name was someone picking her for their team.
😂Head😢 my maiden name is Nutt! I went ti school with Lori Dick and Rusty Head! We were quite the trio😂😂😂
Man, he was on fire that night.
I can relate to Kasey. My last name used to be Blow. Thankfully, it’s not anymore.
Funny guy🤘🏻💚
Since so many are about the name thing. Try having a dentist, Dr. Fang or a physician, Dr. Oregon Hunter. Yes, they are real and were only a few blocks from each other.
Did you have to pay or was it a stay free mini pad 😂😂😂
4’7 full grown adult and proudly a member of the itty bitty titty committee. I don’t have dwarfism, I’m just naturally really really short, but I’d totally go to a dwarf convention.
What defines a dwarf is being 4’10 or below
So you may not have *dwarfism* but you absolutely qualify for the convention
I agree if My woman do it on you it's not cheeting, but im gonna look you in the eyes when she does it😂
I used to work with a guy named Royal King.. No joke.. I started calling him your highness.. He didn't like it! 😂
"Test that shit"
I had a teacher named ms Sexton back in elementary lol
My last name is Reading. And I want to be an author. Couldn't be more fitting in my opinion
When you search brad Williams on RUclips it automatically searches shorts.... I wish that was a joke 💀
I went to school with a girl with the last name ‘Head’, and she had an uncle named Richard…lol.
Jousting is a lot like "crossing swords."
Re: Jousting - well, I first heard of that from a Marine Corp acquaintance a few years ago, in the "totally no-homo things Marines do in the barracks when they're bored and/or drunk."
So...probably an example of convergent evolution, but yeah - at least according to my friend, that's a thing.
Had a girl I worked with who said give me a song I will sing it. I'm 20 years older so I start naming songs I knew but she didn't know. Finally I said sing tubthumping by chumbawumba. Her response oh now your just making shit up. Blew her mind when I played the actual song and showed her that was the name
Surprised that Docking didn't get mentioned.....
01:51 this woman doesn’t seem to impressed. Lol
That would suck to be a little person at the convention and the hotel room they give you is on the top floor.
1:50 that girl just shaking her head like she's severely disappointed about something.
EDIT: And then a third of the video turns out to be about her. Yikes.
I worked in medical records and saw a patient with last name Buttslam. Don't remember what her first name was.
If there hadn’t been a name change and my parents had combined their last names, I’d have been a Buttslamer. True story.
When you go to one of these conventions don’t stay in the hotel that they are at. One dwarf thought it was a good idea to pull the fire alarm it kept my wife up all night also these hotels puts a cricket in the air vent to make sure you get no sleep. Went downstairs to tell the hotel about the cricket and a teenage dwarf asked me if he could ride on my shoulders.
can tall people attend dwarf conventions??? Because I would love to go!
0:51 Oh - you mean Divorce?
Yodas everywhere
I got teased for my name growing up. My initials were VJJ - Va-Jay-Jay...
1:50 the red head is so against this
I am reminded of a time that I was working and we had this was around Christmas time. We had a dwarf illegally live in in the factory. He was dressed like Christmas elf and I at the time was a professional. I get a call from ops to Dylan check the camera. Mind you I work the day shift in the third shift guard was asleep at his desk so I took Cameron I get on the radio and I say you're not going to believe what I'm looking at get up here. They come up I showed them the footage. So long story short I go back our uniforms at the time will read and I was had a white beard at the moment and white hair and glasses that I was heavy set so very much Santa to confront a renegade. Elf. So I get back and I'm talking to him to call a professional manner trying very hard to not acknowledge the irony of the situation. I hear shuffling through the racks in the next thing I hear I hear a small yeeeeeeeeeee as a small dwarf with the strength of a two-year-old crackhead Superman mini me. I catch him and he's throwing around flashing you know doing all the other things you shouldn't do. He calms down I settled down and I'm asking that you shouldn't do this you know why are you doing this. Quieter moments shuffling his little boots. The next thing I know this little person had kicked me in the shin. You see where this is going. There is a fat Santa chasing a little person around it's dress like a Christmas elf I'm yell at him come back to you demented elf I'm going to drop kick you back to the North Pole. I finally get tired of chasing around this pallet of shelves. So I stopped in for a few minutes it looks like bugs Bunny cartoon you know she's seen them around wild ones holding back and I grabbed reach down and pick him up on suspenders them carry him back to the front waiting room. People are looking in and I just say I don't even want to hear it I don't want I don't want to. I get back up front and I asked the TA lady or HR lady's you will if I could use her fridge for a second she asked me what for and I proceeded to step into the room holding a dwarf I said I found a trespasser I need to set him somewhere where he can't get away. I said I'm on top the fridge essay for me that's it's small jump for you that's an insta kill that suicide okay so don't jump down he flipped me off. I said I will lock you up and send you back to the North pole. Well cops show up they think I'm joking they got to show up and the rest of the story is even more wild.
You can pack the all into one room.
Isn’t that what the women do to the guy during a divorce? 😂
Figuratively.
That night the hotel became a tavern...
If her name is Head and her interior design firm isn't called "Headspace", that's a failure.
Hey, the last name "Head" isnt that weird. I mean, there was a famous fashion designer named Edith Head. Otherwise, on the subject of odd last names, my maiden name is Dix. Yes. I have heard every joke known to man (and some known only to women). And I once met a girl with the last name "Fagg".
Am I nuts or does jousting seem like it would lead to some serious injuries.
Small casino I lived by had a security guard named Richard Head. Yep i was kicked out numerous times.
Had girl in class with last name Morhead her nickname was gimme
They shrunk Mac from always sunny 😮
took my kids to the holidome in boise idaho, there was a little people conventiion, my five year old will never be the same because he spent the weekend with one of our hands over his mouth
Fun.
Instead of jousting it's called sword fighting lol
Brad!!! I love you! AND I'm 69!! lol
I had to say I thought, why is there not a little person biker club out there? That would be cool, right?Little people on harley davidson's and indian motorcycles.That would be awesome, wouldn't it? What do you think, brad williams a little person motorcycle club?What do you think?
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her a shells and b shells.
I had a friend in boot camp named Richard Wack. He went by Dick.
2:00 that is cheating its a intimate act with another person
Miss Kasey, let me take you to dinner? Nothing else. I'm too old for other stuff. You just seem, interesting and honest. He'll, I'll fly you here, and back. I'm leaving soon. But live interesting people.
I was in the Army with a dude that his name was Richard Head ! At roll call,you would hear Dick Head !!!!!