My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.
Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
this podcast needs a shoe-cam like Wendy Williams had on "Wendy"...I could only see the tops of the socks! I need to see the shoes and be in-on-all-the-riffing-and-banter or else I feel excluded 😂
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho
Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂
My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
Every episode 😂
This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious
“I+J” how lazy are you lmao
@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?
@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay
It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.
Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.
Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience?
Shane: I think it might be this.
Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂
Nailed it. 37:30
This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌
Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know
@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.
exactly what I love about it most as well
You guys are fun.
My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂
The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable
The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤
Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.
lmao
put him in righteous gemstones
@a24 #a24 make this a thing
You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao
He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️
17:43
When Ian starts laughing with his legs in that butterfly 🦋 like motion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao 🤣
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
That master blaster line from shane was so good.
this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.
Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha
Ya get what ya pay for, pal.
Fair is fair
I got hard
@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair
This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood
Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen
Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?
I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂
The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 14:32
“NEW SUBJECT!”
I’m dead
We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap
SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂
Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time
Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!
The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name!
He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.
If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad
This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!
Like Mario and Luigi with those hats
the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast
When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂
New favorite Pod 🔥🔥
This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂
Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.
Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.
Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens.
Its a fun will they won't they.
50:11 I sang this out loud the first time Jordan said it bahaha
Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!
Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod
Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!
Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan
Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys
Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!
The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating
Non sexual being a very generous term here lol
@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes
Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.
You tell him!
Why do you type? No friends?
@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.
Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs
I do this instead of therapy
Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!
Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.
nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.
@@DamTheKidI care
If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use
Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥
"Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao
Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep
Omg I live in Vegas, shout out Ping Pang Pong! 😂😂 🙌🏼
Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t
Get friends
@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌
Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him
Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time
@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂
Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig
He looks like Felipe Esparza
@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?
Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂
I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.
Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂
😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this."
Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
This show is great!
I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)
I love y'all so much
12:48
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways
first
take catfish
clean catfish
keep bones
boil it all
remove bones
blend with immersion blender
add enough pectin to get the desired consistency
you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it
can it as normal
another way thats more refined
take catfish
clean catfish
boil it all
remove everything
condense down the liquid
use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin
can it as normal
its pretty tasty give it a try guys.
its good on ice cream or broccoli
Please don't put fish on ice cream
Congrats on the dog 🐕
Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.
she pawed it
Great guest great ep
Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤
Gummo! Hahaha
Edit: also Shane's new special is great!
The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂
The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂
shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"
REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN
Catfish jelly 🤣
"You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂...
**GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**
Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies
U represent the trout ! 😂 🎣 🐟
Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.
Yeah he is way out of line.
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao
Or he'd just leave
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.
"I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"
Bummed I missed the Philly shows
Bustin makes me feeeel gooood
The amazing new comedy pod💯
I can smell Jordan though the computer.
How can I buy tickets for the Las Vegas show in March? I don't see anything about it on your websites.
Nicotine Dolls 🥰
this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!
"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."
These 2 haha
The fighting and shit talking never gets old
*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*
@1:02:22 we all felt that "jesus christ" in our souls after an hour of this.
bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy
Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol
@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a RUclips account 😂
You guys are fun but my mom says I can't come to this house anymore 😭
Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Sexual tension has never been funnier😂
Love OWTH and the Larry arms
this podcast needs a shoe-cam like Wendy Williams had on "Wendy"...I could only see the tops of the socks! I need to see the shoes and be in-on-all-the-riffing-and-banter or else I feel excluded 😂
'That boy Shane can pump!' All Fantasy Everything Live Ep. 248 Drafting Weddings
Catfish jelly
I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.
Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...
Ian should definitely get the Virgin Hairy tattoo.
Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho