YAN CHAN GETS A JOB AT A MAID CAFE TO IMPRESS SENPAPI | Yandere Simulator

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @geeqzy4100
    @geeqzy4100 5 лет назад +796

    *You know THAT DUDE is THAT DUDE when he responds to a new update that quick.*

    • @clingyduoenjoyer
      @clingyduoenjoyer 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @fatfeline7164
      @fatfeline7164 5 лет назад

      I just watched the video, and after two minutes of just trying the watch game grumps, I got this notification

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 лет назад

      *but he was always the ultimate THAT DUDE*

    • @drawbootiful8665
      @drawbootiful8665 5 лет назад

      ElectricSilk yassss

    • @AJ-mj7cz
      @AJ-mj7cz 5 лет назад

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @fishstab5406
    @fishstab5406 5 лет назад +458

    Yandere dev:*uploads a video*
    Jay: *I DONT NEED SLEEP! I NEED ANSWERS*

  • @symko.
    @symko. 5 лет назад +505

    jay: sleeping for three hours
    also jay: I wanna be a maid stfu sleep can wait

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 лет назад +4

      I mean that's mood,screw sleep,gaming comes first.

    • @chessinator3000
      @chessinator3000 5 лет назад +1

      @NekoWolf Yeah see,you get it

    • @symko.
      @symko. 5 лет назад

      NekoWolf true lol

    • @Gabriel-rh1bi
      @Gabriel-rh1bi 5 лет назад

      I don't need sleep
      I need TO BE A MAID

    • @slayed301
      @slayed301 5 лет назад +1

      Well he won’t be sleeping a lot of times since he is having a son 😂

  • @plainblocks2
    @plainblocks2 5 лет назад +2708

    The money in this game, based around this school, in the country that is Japan, is dollars.
    _Seems legit._

    • @zegachadeer__4658
      @zegachadeer__4658 5 лет назад +49

      Is it called Money or yen in the game 😕 or is it called yen? In japan money is called yen 😛

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 5 лет назад +16

      OHSHITUUUUUUU

    • @mrpepero
      @mrpepero 5 лет назад +85

      Glenn Martin 1. Too many emojies XD 2. Yen is Money. The currency is yen. Money is a universal word. so “money is yen” in incorrect. “Yen is money” is correct. You shouldve said. “In Japan the currency is called yen 😛😛😋😚😝😎😗🤣😕😎😃😕😘😁😗😅😝🤣”😞😌😁😒😟😒😂🤓😄

    • @kawaiiunicorngirl7973
      @kawaiiunicorngirl7973 5 лет назад +15

      PlainblockPlays ya isn’t it supposed to be yen but I mean this game is pointed to Americans too so ya

    • @myristicina.
      @myristicina. 5 лет назад +5

      KawaiiUnicorn Girl no it’s not pointed towards Americans wtf

  • @jellykrei9267
    @jellykrei9267 5 лет назад +3372

    Yandere dev: *makes the maid update*
    No one: ...
    Kubz scouts: GeT Me At ThE JoB

  • @Daphonite
    @Daphonite 5 лет назад +3250

    Jay: *Trying to sleep*
    Yandere Dev: ima ruin this mans whole sleep schedule

  • @stroberibuni
    @stroberibuni 5 лет назад +3071

    customer: gets salad
    jay: *oKay fAtAss*

    • @Gachascenes
      @Gachascenes 5 лет назад +9

      XD

    • @odmasterhq78
      @odmasterhq78 5 лет назад +92

      Why am I laughing so hard at this like that's how you know my sense of humor is broken

    • @whosm0lly
      @whosm0lly 5 лет назад +3

      LMAFO

    • @leah2488
      @leah2488 5 лет назад +3

      vanillatea OoOf

    • @Seunszn.
      @Seunszn. 5 лет назад +4

      that shit was funny lmao

  • @fanpet3912
    @fanpet3912 5 лет назад +991

    Jay: salad on the grill?!
    *flashback to kitchen nightmares*

  • @polliefletcher
    @polliefletcher 5 лет назад +592

    YanDev: *Implementing a maid game*
    Jay: It’s showtime.

  • @Aya010
    @Aya010 5 лет назад +760

    *"I've only gotten 3 hours of sleep but I heard that you can be a maid in yandere-simulator"*
    My new favourite quote lolol

  • @reptiliano3924
    @reptiliano3924 5 лет назад +2892

    Jay, you are mentioned in the credits of kindergarten 2

  • @cyrox3119
    @cyrox3119 5 лет назад +2842

    Fun fact: Nozama is Amazon spelled backwards.

    • @raid4770
      @raid4770 5 лет назад +161

      I just realized that

    • @JocelynLucasFei
      @JocelynLucasFei 5 лет назад +43

      O.o

    • @CherryMokaa
      @CherryMokaa 5 лет назад +21

      -_- I know
      Lmao, why are you guys still replying to this comment? This comment is 4 years old. I was very toxic back then, I have already changed into a better person, I am now part of a charity organization.

    • @mood4034
      @mood4034 5 лет назад +80

      EnderPlaYz GaMeZ 2 Okay?

    • @jeanyoungantiporda4024
      @jeanyoungantiporda4024 5 лет назад +104

      EnderPlaYz GaMeZ 2 Calm down, jeez. You’re the only one who got annoyed from a harmless comment.

  • @annaxo8421
    @annaxo8421 5 лет назад +1951

    “Let’s go hard because that’s what I am right now.”

  • @tiffanytheclinician
    @tiffanytheclinician 5 лет назад +497

    Jay: “We only have 10 dollars”
    Me: YandereChan is already living the life of most college students.

  • @roselily2407
    @roselily2407 5 лет назад +619

    Yandere-dev: he won’t know
    Jay: hello, I’m here
    Yandere-dev:...

  • @Machete90210
    @Machete90210 5 лет назад +452

    1980:in 2019 we will have flying cars
    2019: **cooks ice cream on stove**

  • @rice6749
    @rice6749 5 лет назад +1482

    Jay: “Oh my god, I’ve always wanted to be a maid my whole life”
    Me: The fan fiction writers are quaking

  • @kattie8696
    @kattie8696 5 лет назад +801

    *Get me at the job*
    -Jay's english 2k19

  • @scifyi134
    @scifyi134 5 лет назад +2969

    Ayano: *Meets Kokona at her new "job"*
    Kokona: ...
    Ayano: ...
    Kokona: ...
    Ayano: How's the dad?

  • @dylanbrumfield5704
    @dylanbrumfield5704 5 лет назад +214

    9:21
    Jay: I don’t know how you cook up a grill on the sandwich

  • @ibrab00
    @ibrab00 5 лет назад +563

    9:21 "I don't know how you cook up a grill on a sandwich unless you make a grilled sandwich.."
    - Jay 2019

    • @R0Y4L_T
      @R0Y4L_T 5 лет назад +11

      sirisir sir.sirsixsirisrisisirsiisirisisriris I read that as he said it 😂

    • @BlackStar1587
      @BlackStar1587 5 лет назад

      * sound effect * *what?*

    • @ItzTerraYT
      @ItzTerraYT 5 лет назад

      And you cant eat a grill jay

  • @HoneyCombLesbian
    @HoneyCombLesbian 5 лет назад +2961

    No one: ....
    Jay: *sleeps*
    Yandere dev: BE A MAID!
    Jay: *WOKE*

  • @HaruOkumuraNoir
    @HaruOkumuraNoir 5 лет назад +316

    Amazon?
    Nozama?
    YandereDev is an amazing human being.

    • @yuqqi432
      @yuqqi432 5 лет назад +21

      I know right? The names he makes in Yan Sim that is actually really irl but changes it up a bit lolol

    • @FanFoRlYfE
      @FanFoRlYfE 5 лет назад +2

      It's not just that... the names and everything... AAAAAHHH yandere dev please stop torturing me with za punsss (honestly just look at everything everything is a pun)

    • @huanathan
      @huanathan 5 лет назад +4

      @@FanFoRlYfE
      Dafuni
      Sakubi
      *D£m yEn dEv!*

    • @Cheese_Doggy12
      @Cheese_Doggy12 5 лет назад

      Yandere Dev such a mystery person :|
      Amazon-Nozama

    • @tayeko_loveidv3524
      @tayeko_loveidv3524 5 лет назад

      @@yuqqi432 he made it backwards lol

  • @Aether2212
    @Aether2212 5 лет назад +475

    Nobody:
    Not even Yandere:
    Jay: *Lets do hard cause that is what i am*

  • @raidah4470
    @raidah4470 5 лет назад +1402

    Yandere Dev: A new Yandere-Chan maid
    Us: Cool
    Jay: MY HOPES AND DREAMS

    • @sowersfamily3715
      @sowersfamily3715 5 лет назад +1

      Raidah Azreen dear jay please stop swearing it’s inappropriate so please stop!!! I love ur videos but I can’t watch them since their to inappropriate

    • @sowersfamily3715
      @sowersfamily3715 5 лет назад

      Love lilly

    • @darrienmosley3615
      @darrienmosley3615 5 лет назад +30

      @@sowersfamily3715 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @angiechowz5960
      @angiechowz5960 5 лет назад +7

      Sowers Family Too ban Its his Channel

    • @lilyjade444
      @lilyjade444 5 лет назад +4

      😂

  • @ethangrayse
    @ethangrayse 5 лет назад +145

    “Get me at the job”
    -jay 2019

  • @hithere7393
    @hithere7393 5 лет назад +841

    "God, no one has any patience today! Are we in New York or something?!"
    -Jay, 2019

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 лет назад +3570

    Yandere Dev: “I’m finally putting Osana in the game this year!”
    2094: Osana is finally here!
    Edit: This didn’t age well…

    • @SamI-bs5mm
      @SamI-bs5mm 5 лет назад +278

      2112 game is finally finished but the nuclear apocalypse happens killing every one on Earth.

    • @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715
      @mclarenf1gtrlmedition715 5 лет назад +235

      2145. Yanderedevs great great grandchildren will finish it

    • @maritesssipalay5052
      @maritesssipalay5052 5 лет назад +15

      @@SamI-bs5mm XD

    • @keelinlangdon2657
      @keelinlangdon2657 5 лет назад +29

      @heisenberg the Fagottini's dad he gon yandere them 😂

    • @BRAIXISM
      @BRAIXISM 5 лет назад +54

      Actually in 8055 is when osana finally gets put in

  • @hibazehrra
    @hibazehrra 5 лет назад +1119

    "Lets go hard because thats what i am right now"
    -Jay 2019

  • @obsixd1346
    @obsixd1346 5 лет назад +1775

    Jay: One dollar for a snack?!
    Me: we got the nurse for free, didn't we? 😂😂😂

  • @_kpoptrash_5558
    @_kpoptrash_5558 5 лет назад +198

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Aliens from area 51:
    Jay's Description :
    SeNDaDdY

  • @4598juan
    @4598juan 5 лет назад +1648

    *What's Yandere Chan's favorite pie?*
    *Senpai*

    • @jwsnyderaal
      @jwsnyderaal 5 лет назад +78

      Oh I thought you would say Something else

    • @4598juan
      @4598juan 5 лет назад +41

      @@jwsnyderaal Ewwww 😂

    • @stephaniegleissner5868
      @stephaniegleissner5868 5 лет назад +21

      blagger slagger have you ever seen that Danny Gonzales vine where he is a yandere who baked Senpai into a sen pie 😂

    • @ronmags9479
      @ronmags9479 5 лет назад +8

      Hahaha you got me there ha!^o^

    • @sarahpersonal
      @sarahpersonal 5 лет назад +2

      -.-

  • @kaifu7198
    @kaifu7198 5 лет назад +450

    Its Ice cream not Easter eggs
    To be more exact, it's Ice cream being cooked on the stove

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 5 лет назад +9

      @•Alice Eve• still icecream being cooked on a stove-

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 лет назад +45

      "It's Ice Cream not Easter Eggs"
      *_"It's not kidnapping. It's surprise adoption"_*

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 5 лет назад +2

      @@NokoCocoa alright that made me laugh

    • @xiao2087
      @xiao2087 5 лет назад +4

      those are dango. and you actually do cook it on the stove.

    • @adanya7174
      @adanya7174 5 лет назад

      @@xiao2087 no it's ice cream

  • @baguettebitch236
    @baguettebitch236 5 лет назад +182

    Yandere: *Becomes maid*
    *Senpapi has entered the chat.*

  • @pooppooeata
    @pooppooeata 5 лет назад +540

    Yandere dev: I’m gonna make a build
    Jay: *sleeping *
    Comments: PLAY THE NEW BUiLD
    Jay: god dam it

  • @zegachadeer__4658
    @zegachadeer__4658 5 лет назад +249

    *Yan chan in maid outfit* senpai:Nosebleed

  • @woob9287
    @woob9287 5 лет назад +171

    Did no one notice the nozama website where you can buy stuff is literally amazon backwards? 😂

  • @skylar8088
    @skylar8088 5 лет назад +215

    “I’m a easy breezy cover girl”
    - Jay from the Kubz Scouts 2019

  • @chocosenpan675
    @chocosenpan675 5 лет назад +260

    Wow Jay is hella quick. I saw the Maid Update from Yandere-Dev a few hours ago and now Jay's having a good time impressing Senpapi
    Also Jay, rest well XD

  • @ErikaLopez-po6bf
    @ErikaLopez-po6bf 5 лет назад +74

    _"get me at the job"_
    *-Jay's english 2019*

  • @izuity
    @izuity 5 лет назад +677

    Jay: ONE DOLLAR FOR A SNACK??
    My school: *sells granola bars for $1.50*

    • @helenacoleman2599
      @helenacoleman2599 5 лет назад +21

      My school takes 5 dollars for a pretzel but one of the big ones XD I go broke at the snack bar

    • @simunulfranzf.petalio8179
      @simunulfranzf.petalio8179 5 лет назад +1

      Taco Cat I Love Granola Bars

    • @if4597
      @if4597 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @chevelleratsch2822
      @chevelleratsch2822 5 лет назад +7

      3.50 for a bottle of water out of the vending machine at my school

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 5 лет назад +9

      ... I'm glad to be living in southern schools
      .25 for cookies (they good too)
      1.00 for chips (Doritos etc) ( *though it's a lot less good then before* )
      1.00 for a drink at vending machine
      It is cheap but we aint got nothing special :/

  • @ru_alt6352
    @ru_alt6352 5 лет назад +83

    Yandere Dev literally made this update a couple hours ago and Jay is the first RUclipsr to start it.
    I have no words.

  • @b3arbo1
    @b3arbo1 5 лет назад +359

    “You want salad? Okay Fatass”
    -Jay 2019
    HOLY SHIZA 380 LIKES!

  • @jarnelle5676
    @jarnelle5676 5 лет назад +374

    Title:Yandere gets a job at cafe to inpress senpapi
    Senpai is papi now?

  • @travis5402
    @travis5402 5 лет назад +952

    Yandere dev: *Let's cook some ice cream*
    Jay: *HE wants some eAsTeR eGgS*
    -(Or it was oven but whateverzz)-

    • @cheaire
      @cheaire 5 лет назад +13

      I thought it was dumpling

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 5 лет назад +3

      -it's a food pill-

    • @peebz-342
      @peebz-342 5 лет назад +4

      Chelsea Wu チェルシー
      Rainbow dumplings tbf that sounds like heaven x3

    • @Void_Echoes
      @Void_Echoes 5 лет назад +5

      Ц у п ц а к е А л е к
      “Lets cook some ice cream”
      Is it even possible to cook ice cream? Hm...let me check.
      *_runs around in some cold grass for a little while_*
      A wild Vanilluxe appeared!
      Go Charizard!
      Charizard used Fire Blast!
      It’s super effective!
      The wild Vanilluxe fainted!
      There’s my answer I guess

    • @honeybee1084
      @honeybee1084 5 лет назад

      Ch405_R4pt0R 0211 that wasnt necessary but ok 👌

  • @HiHello-px6nb
    @HiHello-px6nb 5 лет назад +495

    no one:
    ice cream: *exists*
    jay: eAsTeR eGgS iN aUgUsT?!?

    • @pudding8829
      @pudding8829 5 лет назад +34

      It's *"freshly cooked ice cream"*

    • @cora.makes.art.1960
      @cora.makes.art.1960 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @KH-io3ff
      @KH-io3ff 5 лет назад +9

      It’s either ice cream or Mochi (or Mochi ice cream lmao) either way cooking it doesn’t make sense 😂

    • @CharlieOsoo
      @CharlieOsoo 5 лет назад +2

      *mochi is unnecessary chewy* good tho

    • @xambiancee
      @xambiancee 5 лет назад +1

      @@cora.makes.art.1960 LMAO THERE PROFILE NAME

  • @reeperzboii7076
    @reeperzboii7076 5 лет назад +295

    Jay: Let me just rest for a bit
    YanDev: new update!
    Jay: *REST WHO?*

    • @itsa_na4770
      @itsa_na4770 5 лет назад +3

      Jay R you get a new subscriber for no reason
      Have a nice day

    • @reeperzboii7076
      @reeperzboii7076 5 лет назад +1

      @@itsa_na4770 oof thank you. You shall get one back for your random act of kindness

    • @itsa_na4770
      @itsa_na4770 5 лет назад

      Jay R oh thank you

  • @jesus4472
    @jesus4472 5 лет назад +31

    7:19 “she wants big burger energy” funniest shit I heard all day😂😂

  • @aiwyou
    @aiwyou 5 лет назад +113

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even yandere dev:
    Jay: *I always wanted to be a maid*

  • @Derpstar-kt8eo
    @Derpstar-kt8eo 5 лет назад +2183

    Yandere dev- jay is sleeping, lets post an update video
    Jay- hold mai waifu
    Edit: omg i didnt think people were gonna see this, like, 2,000 people?! Are yall serious?!

  • @kaisin2551
    @kaisin2551 5 лет назад +179

    Yall realize that Jay gonna be a real papi soon😭😭 I'm so excited💝💖💝💖

    • @caiomendes7689
      @caiomendes7689 5 лет назад +19

      Wait what?

    • @nebgfbll8385
      @nebgfbll8385 5 лет назад +7

      Wait what?

    • @kaisin2551
      @kaisin2551 5 лет назад +21

      Jsjsjsjsjjsjsj yall didnt know ninis pregnant??? Check @thekubzscouts on Instagram she made a few post skksksk

    • @alejandramatas5230
      @alejandramatas5230 5 лет назад +5

      He also announced it on twitter in June

    • @bailey489
      @bailey489 5 лет назад +3

      OMG

  • @blairbear4tw
    @blairbear4tw 5 лет назад +223

    I have a question...
    1. Put a corpse in the view of a phone addict without them knowing that you killed them
    2. When they go to take a picture photo bomb the corpse
    3. Let the phone addict send the photo to the police
    Will it be an instant game over or will the police arrive at school?

    • @helent.8139
      @helent.8139 5 лет назад +3

      Nice question!

    • @yourdad1012
      @yourdad1012 5 лет назад +3

      He did that before, you won't get an instant game over

    • @asteroyd4753
      @asteroyd4753 4 года назад +2

      bomb the corpse???

    • @beng031
      @beng031 3 года назад +1

      @@asteroyd4753 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 5 лет назад +286

    Customer: Ice Cream/"ensemble of Easter Eggs"
    Yandere-Chan: Okay. *CHEF! COOK US SOME OF THAT ICE CREAM*

    • @unifall1545
      @unifall1545 5 лет назад +3

      I think it was mochi, which is typically rice cakes but can be made out of ice cream.

    • @dayrichuisstraight4709
      @dayrichuisstraight4709 5 лет назад

      @@unifall1545 Where Im from Mochi is a marshmellow with some sweet fruity stuff inside

  • @ItzShxn
    @ItzShxn 5 лет назад +772

    Remember when Jay said “Buckle the f up and here we go”
    😢 Them days boys

  • @Riri-sc4qr
    @Riri-sc4qr 5 лет назад +1227

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jay: *I've always wanted to be a maid*

    • @genesysmartinez6946
      @genesysmartinez6946 5 лет назад +5

      I want to die

    • @busan3939
      @busan3939 5 лет назад +1

      Noooo we love and appreciate you :3

    • @chariskdreemurr7260
      @chariskdreemurr7260 5 лет назад +1

      *gets out notebook* Aight Jay you gettin a fan fic

    • @angoline
      @angoline 5 лет назад

      i don't even get these jokes they need to stop .-.

    • @merxo3343
      @merxo3343 5 лет назад +1

      R.M.Õtsutsuki feed me muffins I wanna dieeeee

  • @renytimetoplay9411
    @renytimetoplay9411 5 лет назад +46

    I have a kubz scouts issue 😂😂 I've watched every single yandere simulator video you have 😂😂😇

  • @skello.j
    @skello.j 5 лет назад +82

    Jay got only 3 hours of sleep, just to play as a maid. Now that is what i call comitment

  • @okmxli3236
    @okmxli3236 5 лет назад +460

    Jay: "Do not drop out of school to become a maid."
    Me: "Welp there goes my dreams."

  • @agoogs
    @agoogs 5 лет назад +138

    "gEt mE aT tHe joB" -Jay, 2019

  • @TheePillars
    @TheePillars 5 лет назад +281

    "it's a dollar, I thought it was only 60cents?"
    Me: *confused screaming*

    • @karyv
      @karyv 5 лет назад +19

      I'm confused too, according to my brain, there isn't a currency called sents

    • @strawberrybaby1772
      @strawberrybaby1772 5 лет назад +5

      Cents* 😂

    • @whosthatgirlllll
      @whosthatgirlllll 5 лет назад

      Cents you mean XD

    • @slicewdb
      @slicewdb 5 лет назад +11

      60 sents is the minute of dollars

    • @Tururu134
      @Tururu134 5 лет назад

      24cents/7dollars

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 5 лет назад +2807

    If you remember this you deserve a veterans account:
    A soda machine that dispensed infinite cans [Free]

  • @lee-mw8cg
    @lee-mw8cg 5 лет назад +337

    “Get me at the job.”
    -Jay’s English 2019
    Best quote of ze year😂👌

  • @kstxrr
    @kstxrr 5 лет назад +32

    “I don’t know how u cook up a grill on a sandwich but”
    -Jay 2019

  • @Ateezeats
    @Ateezeats 5 лет назад +1409

    Jay: "Omg I've always wanted to be a maid my whole life!"
    Me: fan-fiction material😂

  • @softlatteuwu7990
    @softlatteuwu7990 5 лет назад +27

    Yandere Dev :
    Make new feature
    Jay:
    *Hell yeah I get to be a maid*

  • @honeybeehive18
    @honeybeehive18 5 лет назад +90

    No one :
    Literally no one :
    Everyone : nO OnE LiTERaLLy nO OnE

  • @annalesapelky5591
    @annalesapelky5591 2 года назад +4

    5:00 haha “bye handsome enjoy your lunch”

  • @jessicaguzman1821
    @jessicaguzman1821 5 лет назад +141

    Omg I just saw the video and there was a comment that said
    “I can’t wait for jay to try this”
    And know he is doing it a few hours later.
    This is why I love Jay

  • @boiledbutterfly
    @boiledbutterfly 5 лет назад +433

    What if senpai has a maid kink????
    Only said because there are 69 dislikes 😂

  • @kaursifty733
    @kaursifty733 5 лет назад +478

    Yandere Dev: now he starts to cook the ice cream, here you go sir freshly cooked ice cream!
    Jay:give me at the job!
    Me: are these people brothers?

  • @alexroberts2421
    @alexroberts2421 4 года назад +4

    3:47 In case you were still wondering, I think the llady is asking for sushi.

  • @iloveshoto-heh
    @iloveshoto-heh 5 лет назад +242

    I've found a glitch
    1 go to the occult club and talk to supana churu
    2 there is a task for her
    3 click on it
    And see what happens
    And if you didn't know there is a task for the occult club members it is the same tasks for all of them

    • @amarioboi
      @amarioboi 5 лет назад +10

      abdallah ibari I don’t think he does yandere simulator myths anymore

    • @jerreexoxoxo31404
      @jerreexoxoxo31404 5 лет назад +2

      @@amarioboi he does :)

    • @amarioboi
      @amarioboi 5 лет назад +1

      Jerree XOXOXO not that much I meant

  • @lucifixo
    @lucifixo 5 лет назад +113

    *“Now we got $394, we can buy the $1 snacks”*
    -Jay 2k19

  • @satesate1286
    @satesate1286 5 лет назад +210

    Jay: i always want to be a maid in my whole life!
    Media: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @senoritarat966
    @senoritarat966 5 лет назад +74

    Jay I've got one.
    1. Go into bad time mode
    2. Go into the locker room and change your clothes
    Will you not be able to change clothes or will you be able to change clothes and still be in bad time mode but also while being ayano? f it works can you change your hair and does it work with other easter egg modes and still keep the powers?
    Also, you are THAT DUDE!

  • @ariathevvitch
    @ariathevvitch 5 лет назад +216

    I find it funny that a japanese high school game uses U.S dollars

  • @prettycheep
    @prettycheep 5 лет назад +85

    Nobody:
    Yandere dev: Mai-
    Jay: OMG GUYS MY HOPES AND DREAMS

  • @arttea5667
    @arttea5667 5 лет назад +786

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Jay from from the mother freaking Kubz Scouts:
    Chef: I’m GoiNg tO cOok SoMe IcE cREaM

  • @lydiadavis5223
    @lydiadavis5223 5 лет назад +9

    10:04 Jay: IS IT NEW YORK OR SOMETHING?
    My cousin: I thought it was in Tokyo...

  • @緑茶ポキ
    @緑茶ポキ 5 лет назад +332

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Jay: “We are gonna go with *hard* cause that’s what I am right now.”

    • @peanutcat123l7
      @peanutcat123l7 5 лет назад +6

      LMAO

    • @stargirl1702
      @stargirl1702 5 лет назад +13

      anna oop-

    • @DoobeeKind
      @DoobeeKind 5 лет назад +11

      *Nini has been summoned*

    • @bookraccoon
      @bookraccoon 5 лет назад +7

      I mean, is it just me or is Jay getting more and more vulgar?

    • @des1748
      @des1748 5 лет назад +6

      @@bookraccoon I agree but it's hilarious

  • @nicoledavis7303
    @nicoledavis7303 5 лет назад +126

    It took me so long to figure out that Nozama is Amazon backwards

  • @lacitallo7913
    @lacitallo7913 5 лет назад +30

    Doctor:You got 12 minutes to live
    Me:*Watches this video*

  • @FlintKnap
    @FlintKnap 5 лет назад +10

    "i thought it was 60 cents"
    you're thinking of time Jay, 60 seconds = 1 minute, 100 cents = 1 dollar

  • @Adri-sf7vc
    @Adri-sf7vc 5 лет назад +119

    I now see that Nozama
    Is Amazon but backwards

  • @skyisherelol3492
    @skyisherelol3492 5 лет назад +71

    "OH MY GOD! IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAID"
    the kubz scouts,Jay,August 1st,2019

  • @lunaplaysgames9652
    @lunaplaysgames9652 5 лет назад +84

    MY MAN UPLOADING LIKE IF HE WAS PASSING OUT CANDY!!!

  • @grand4147
    @grand4147 2 года назад +5

    11:33 me at a vending machine XD

  • @k.sgacha6807
    @k.sgacha6807 5 лет назад +277

    Jay: One dollar for snacks?!
    Me: *japan..won the war*

    • @telinarendle4385
      @telinarendle4385 5 лет назад +6

      THE POWER OF NARUTO AND SASUKE

    • @jeslie8180
      @jeslie8180 5 лет назад +3

      @@telinarendle4385 AND KAKASHI SENSEI

  • @boo5868
    @boo5868 5 лет назад +420

    👨 This is jay. As his dream of
    👗 becoming a maid.

    • @pilarlopez3288
      @pilarlopez3288 5 лет назад +5

      ARMY ❤️

    • @shuhhua
      @shuhhua 5 лет назад +14

      Great.. more "army"s' 🙄

    • @cool-ry4xk
      @cool-ry4xk 5 лет назад +6

      @@shuhhua exactly im an army as well but i dont go showing it everywhere

    • @dumbassfam7
      @dumbassfam7 5 лет назад +2

      Finally Someone With The Same Reaction As Me.

    • @mi-efoame9337
      @mi-efoame9337 5 лет назад +3

      @wíltєdgσldєnrσѕє ут Can you guys keep it related to the video?

  • @robadri8266
    @robadri8266 5 лет назад +131

    Me: But... 1,001,000% is a real number.
    My teacher: you’re hopeless.
    Edit: true to my hopeless form, I made a grammatical mistake.

  • @AC-sr4cm
    @AC-sr4cm 4 года назад +7

    "Get me at the job."
    - Jay's English 2019

  • @heathergregg3316
    @heathergregg3316 5 лет назад +70

    "I don't know how you cook up a grill on a sandwich" -Jay 2019

  • @vey5579
    @vey5579 5 лет назад +130

    "I love club sandwiches. They make me rock hard."
    - Jay, 2019

    • @vey5579
      @vey5579 5 лет назад +11

      Jay is sexually attracted to food yall

    • @maithecat2372
      @maithecat2372 5 лет назад +2

      My bf in a call with me: what-

  • @Roachron
    @Roachron 5 лет назад +212

    *” HEREEEEEEE A YAAAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOO A HANDSOMEEEEEEE ENJOYYYYYYY A YOOOOOOO LUUUUUnNCH!!!”*
    Let’s just say I’m still not okay....
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_xxcry.cosxx_4709
    @_xxcry.cosxx_4709 5 лет назад +18

    Jay, you can join the Deliquents now!!
    First, lower your reputation (let yourself be seen by the Basu sister with a knife there, but your choice)
    Second, use the tough persona
    Third, buy the hair dye and dye your hair.
    Fourth, go to the deliquents and do their tasks

    • @marz3942
      @marz3942 5 лет назад +2

      Crystal Rose he already made a video

  • @ackermannn181
    @ackermannn181 5 лет назад +82

    Get me at the job - jays English 2019 😂😂

  • @lysi1449
    @lysi1449 5 лет назад +404

    my whole face lit up when i got this notification
    anyone else? 🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @wheelchaircat3717
    @wheelchaircat3717 5 лет назад +86

    Yay I love this vid you're so funny it makes my day alot better :)

  • @rayvelstudios
    @rayvelstudios 4 года назад +4

    “Is you kidding me?” -Jay

  • @jcbeats5039
    @jcbeats5039 5 лет назад +83

    Jay on 3 hours of sleep...
    I *gasp* have to *gasp* uuuploooodee cuz of YANDEEEREEEEEEE