I love how people think that a pedo ruined subway’s sandwich empire…..soggy bread ,green roast beef and ass scratching teenage employees did that long ago
I'd love to see an American documentary where you try to find a fast food restaurant where the cooks don't scratch their ass or pick their nose, teenagers or not.
"Outrage sweeping the nation tonight as Subway mayonnaise formula found to contain chemical that causes an attraction to children. The research also claims that this same chemical is released in the brain when watching Japanese cartoons. More on this harrowing story, right after the commercial break."
The lady's story is also kinda suspicious. Supposedly, Jared, completely unprompted, whispered something to her about how hot middle school girls are right before she began her interview. It's hard to imagine a high-profile pedophile outing himself to someone he just met that day & knows nothing about. But I'm gay, so I don't really know what's going on here.
I have a theory about this because I heard her on Megyn Kelly and I believe it’s probably something along the lines that the FBI got some information illegally and then sent her in to go to track Jared or something and then they were like well that’s how we got the information they use her as like a pretext that’s almost all that’s got to be how it happened because your story makes no sense just because some guy made a weird creepy comment. One time you don’t start this long relationship to see if he’s involved with kids
Really Jared getting nailed on CP charges was completely independent of the obsessive machinations of this unemployed single mother. I don't believe anything she's saying outside of the recordings. I don't see why they invited her to even interview for the doc.
They could have made an interesting documentary about how much people knew considering there's no possible way he was completely under the radar about this. But no, it's basically a way for the lady who made it to look like a hero and also a victim, instead of, you know, the actual victims
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Yeah, I made the mistake that this was like an hbo documentary and forgot that they folded in a bunch of cable tv stuff. This is a discovery channel documentary.
It's a bad title for a documentary. Jared is not _from_ Subway, Jared is _of_ Subway. Subway is not a place, unless they were implying that Jared was emerging from a subway, maybe at night. Then they could call it _Jared from the Subway._ That's quite sinister.
The problem with these documentaries like Dont Fuck with Cats or this one is they focus on people who are kinda crazy in their own way who didnt actually catch the guy and just took credit for it. They also a trend in pedo docs is to focus on weirdly detailed descriptions of child molestation, which is weirdly exploitative. It feels like theyre making content to glorify pedophiles when they make this. Because the docs always gas up someone like Saville or Fogle as being beloved, whereas most people who do remember watching them never liked them
I know Subway has very different standards from country to country but I really don't understand why people complain about soggy bread? Like, what do you think is going to happen when sauce meets bread. Or do people want to have an option to pick a harder/stale bread?
I went to bed listening to Cheek Clappers Podcast and i woke up this morning and my shorts were wet??? I thought I had my very first wet dream and i was so happy then I realized I just weewee myself
The Adam Friedland show is basically just nick and Adam rehashing often word for word bits from bumtown, but now with more effort into production and getting high profile guests. Exactly what no one wanted, and somehow so much gayer.
Ummm. When asked of an age he would find sexually exciting… Jared responded “8”. And began trying to get the lady to agree to him having sexual access to her children. The lady seemed off, and the documentary didn’t need to exist overall, but acting like she goaded him into saying “I guess young girls are nice?” is almost purposefully contrarian and patently untrue.
like Nick, i also had to tap out of watching the documentary. most documentaries being made now are too drawn out. just watch a five minute youtube doc instead.
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I don’t like how Nick underplays pedofilia. This isn’t the first time, he doesn’t like the Chris Hansen stuff either. I don’t know, seems sketchy. Especially with everything going on at Hollywood
The doc was great though, I assume I'm not alone in not knowing how much of a piece of shit Jared really was. I didn't know they had all those recordings of him talking about the disgusting shit he's into. But what do I know, I'm just a gay guy
That guy is more of a creep than a monster. He was gross and all but I think he was into teenage girls. When I think monster, I think more like, serial killers and LITTLE girls.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC I admit I didn’t know that. I’m not defending him but I do differentiate between teenage minors and actual children in these situations. The former is bad but not nearly as bad as the latter. If he had cp of little children then I’m good with his execution, actually.
I always found it weird that Subway took the soggiest, most worm lipped guy they could find and decided to make him the face of the franchise. Like even if he was of completely unimpeachable moral character why the fuck would you pick this guy who smiles by just sort of stretching his mouth out over his teeth.
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I don’t like or accept Nick and Adam as equals here. Nick needs to add a third personality to this setup so he and that Other can shit on Adam Friedland on The Adam Friedland Show Podcast. Even a random homeless guy will do. The juxtaposition will be suffice.
Psychoanalyze the bus driver. Gaslight the Walmart cashier. I bet they listen to that god awful offensive Cheek Clappers Podcast. #YESALLMENLISTENTOCHEEKCLAPPERS
It's hilarious that Adam searched for "Dog Sex Jared Fogle" and then when Nick fully processes the bit about a thumb drive-sniffing dog, he panics.
do we need a hardrive check on nick?
@@nicholash1278he’s got to be hiding years of embarrassing shady crypto failures somewhere
check him pc
Nick's "What" at the end like he's about to go home and destroy all his thumb drives
last 10 seconds are too good "what!"
..yeah💀💀💀
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! that sounds like something kids would tell their friends just to freak them out.
TAFS stroke simulator
@@frankb5728go
3:33 This was Nick's D'elia moment
I love how people think that a pedo ruined subway’s sandwich empire…..soggy bread ,green roast beef and ass scratching teenage employees did that long ago
I WILL say, the beef is better now. They've done a "Dominos", to some extent.
I'd love to see an American documentary where you try to find a fast food restaurant where the cooks don't scratch their ass or pick their nose, teenagers or not.
its the ass scratching teenagers that got jared interested in the first place
God subway fucking sucks. It tastes more plastic than McDonald's, idk how they screwed that up
I’d rather just eat the five dollars, it’d probably taste better?
It’s disgusting how they’ve trashed Jared’s good name. The kids set him up, like they always fucking do.
The dog was a piece of shit too
Paul Harghis concurs.
@@jjgeoffphhcinkklleeTattletales.
buncha ta'lle tales
Oh Uncle Paul
I wonder was it the subways that made him like kids..
we need to investigate if he liked kids before he ate all those sandwiches 🥪 👨👧👦
that and all the vaccines he probably took through out his life.
do ur owm research
@@Symphonynni read that in Bill Cosby in a 50's detective suit voice
@@luugerio2730 kids say the darnest things…
"Outrage sweeping the nation tonight as Subway mayonnaise formula found to contain chemical that causes an attraction to children. The research also claims that this same chemical is released in the brain when watching Japanese cartoons. More on this harrowing story, right after the commercial break."
The lady's story is also kinda suspicious. Supposedly, Jared, completely unprompted, whispered something to her about how hot middle school girls are right before she began her interview. It's hard to imagine a high-profile pedophile outing himself to someone he just met that day & knows nothing about. But I'm gay, so I don't really know what's going on here.
Yesssss. It feels like she's made up half the story,.and I only watched the first episode.
I have a theory about this because I heard her on Megyn Kelly and I believe it’s probably something along the lines that the FBI got some information illegally and then sent her in to go to track Jared or something and then they were like well that’s how we got the information they use her as like a pretext that’s almost all that’s got to be how it happened because your story makes no sense just because some guy made a weird creepy comment. One time you don’t start this long relationship to see if he’s involved with kids
JARED FOGLE INNOCENT!!!!!!
Really Jared getting nailed on CP charges was completely independent of the obsessive machinations of this unemployed single mother. I don't believe anything she's saying outside of the recordings. I don't see why they invited her to even interview for the doc.
because pedos are notorious criminal geniuses and not the least adjusted redditor at the yugioh tournament
Imagine how awkward this conversation would have been if Stav was there when they stared talking about the dog fucking.
Old Greek habits die hard I guess
Adam looks like an anthropomorphic tortoise in a Disney movie.
I knew Adam was wrong about the dog accusation because he's not a white woman
I just feel like maybe that woman should also be investigated
@@TheCrusher72 me too
@@shannonballspen1s482can I come guys
@@TheCrusher72I got something for you to investigate right here, actually a couple things.
She went to the cops way before she started recording him and all that but was turned away because they had no evidence nor cared.
We Need To Talk About Subway Jared
They could have made an interesting documentary about how much people knew considering there's no possible way he was completely under the radar about this. But no, it's basically a way for the lady who made it to look like a hero and also a victim, instead of, you know, the actual victims
Dogs can sniff out child porn? Oh snap
Nick pretty much nailed this one 😂
Just like Jared nailed those kids
@@Joseph-tj2in precisely
@@Joseph-tj2in That’s tight!
nothing quite as compelling as two people on a talk show both looking at their phones
Adam lk starting to look like an attractive Sandra Bernhardt
That “WHAT” at the end reminded me of the Chris D’elia video where he suddenly realizes that people are going to find out that he was fucking kids.
Very rare for dogs to live 18 and over.
how did adam age seven years since the last upload
Subway subs and OceanGate subs have a lot in common - both will crush your insides.
Well done
both have minor problems
Ok
It’s no The Last Dance.
I did in fact have a friend over the age of 20 who, as of late 2022, had no idea who Jared Fogle was.
My name is Cotton Jelgwin. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Istanbul, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I have no issues getting dates, however I try to explain that I’m a person who wishes to listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast daily. I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, whenever I explain that I’m listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast, I lose my chance with my date. If I were forced to kiss their feet, I would. This is why I can’t get a girlfriend.
All fucking documentaries have this problem now
Waiting for Clangers TV to recap this visually
I’m gonna blackmail Nick and Adam, I have at least 1000 recordings of them saying they are gay
Yeah, I made the mistake that this was like an hbo documentary and forgot that they folded in a bunch of cable tv stuff. This is a discovery channel documentary.
Long time gay. And I don’t really care what anyone else thinks - when Nick gets Adam laughing really hard, his laugh is fucking great.
It's a bad title for a documentary. Jared is not _from_ Subway, Jared is _of_ Subway. Subway is not a place, unless they were implying that Jared was emerging from a subway, maybe at night. Then they could call it _Jared from the Subway._ That's quite sinister.
Nick said "WHAT" a little bit too much like he's worried those dogs will sniff him out
Money and Fame debauched Jarred, he felt untouchable, unlike those kids.
He touched many people with his story, and later some of them with his hands.
The problem with these documentaries like Dont Fuck with Cats or this one is they focus on people who are kinda crazy in their own way who didnt actually catch the guy and just took credit for it. They also a trend in pedo docs is to focus on weirdly detailed descriptions of child molestation, which is weirdly exploitative. It feels like theyre making content to glorify pedophiles when they make this. Because the docs always gas up someone like Saville or Fogle as being beloved, whereas most people who do remember watching them never liked them
He definitely traveled around the world effing kids
His assistant installed cameras in his daughter's bed/bathroom and gave Jared all the footage!
He was just assisting Jarred I mean it was his job to get him anything he wants.
I heard from an undisclosed source that mclovin is based off of subway Jared…
Subway is almost the worst food chain out there
Cookies are smack tf you talking bout
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA cookies are her0in?
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA only a baby would go to a sub shop and buy a bunch of cookies
@@holeymoley712it’s me i’m baby
@@holeymoley712 but for real the cookies are good shit
I know Subway has very different standards from country to country but I really don't understand why people complain about soggy bread? Like, what do you think is going to happen when sauce meets bread. Or do people want to have an option to pick a harder/stale bread?
Maybe they could toast the insides.
@@daveldma People need to request less sauce. People are @$$hats
@@jjgeoffphhcinkkllee But if they toasted the insides, they could keep their decadent sauce levels.
the bread's always crumbly on the outside and too chewy on the inside, don't know where people are getting "soggy"
@@daveldma Maybe, but then you get half the sauce on your shirt
"what?!"
if he was doing wet t shirt competitions at schools that really should have been a giveaway
dude I’m dyin 😭
He started out trying to fit into smaller pants and ended the same lol
I agree with with what nick said in the first 15 seconds 100%. I laughed so hard it was like he was speaking for me
Nick hasn’t taken that comedy knockout shirt off in 7 years
I went to bed listening to Cheek Clappers Podcast and i woke up this morning and my shorts were wet??? I thought I had my very first wet dream and i was so happy then I realized I just weewee myself
Look up the name of the guy who beat up Jared in prison
Smart drive sniffing dog is to fucking good lolll
Nick lives in that comedy knockout shirt
Nick realising at the end that he has some property to dispose of
sounds like no one has even seen the documentary that they want to discuss, quality content here fellas
The Adam Friedland show is basically just nick and Adam rehashing often word for word bits from bumtown, but now with more effort into production and getting high profile guests. Exactly what no one wanted, and somehow so much gayer.
They should've called it - '6 inch devil'
This is from The Adam Friedland Show Podcast, not from The Adam Friedland Show.
"I'd assume you'd know in detail more than most people" lol
Belaboring every single small detail is what documentary series’ are all about.
I watched a good chunk of it because I didn’t know much about the situation, but I couldn’t finish it, it was so grossly detailed. Disturbing.
Ummm. When asked of an age he would find sexually exciting… Jared responded “8”. And began trying to get the lady to agree to him having sexual access to her children.
The lady seemed off, and the documentary didn’t need to exist overall, but acting like she goaded him into saying “I guess young girls are nice?” is almost purposefully contrarian and patently untrue.
Subway J is the modern day lefty MAP King
Did nick and adam switch roles for this? Getting mad bug vibes from our boy Nicholas
Look at all of that luscious glory hiding under Mullen's hat.
This was my problem with the TrueAnon episodes on Jared too
nick slowly turning into bobby ree
like Nick, i also had to tap out of watching the documentary. most documentaries being made now are too drawn out. just watch a five minute youtube doc instead.
Nick and jared are cousins
Yeah, Jared-WHAT?
Yeah
Jared is getting a different kind of Five Dollar Footlong in jail.
nope. he's king of the pedos in there and has ink up his neck
Dreading has a way shorter and way better Docu-style video uploaded on his channel, if anyone is curious.
Its most likely produced by Jimmy Johns
adam is sam from freaks and geeks
The chick who set him up basically couldnt get him to stop simping and had to do it.
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Russell Taylor features in one of the documentary episodes wearing a Clinton-Gore T-shirts. Hmmmm...
They sound really tired.
Nicks trying to cover it up
Jared paid a guy to put cameras in the people's apartments. Dude had thousands of hours of footage of families including children.
nick should try anime
Nick looks like a gay man. Adam looks like a gay lesbian man.
Jared should have used the Mullen defense and pleaded gay
Let's go
gotta separate the art from the sandwich artist
i watched it and it just seemed like one of those crappy very cliche tv docuseries for middle aged women. it sucked.
Jared could get out of prison in 6 years.
Is Adam doing blackface?
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Adam looks good. I’m so gay
You either die a hero or get caught massive amounts of child porn.
I don’t like how Nick underplays pedofilia. This isn’t the first time, he doesn’t like the Chris Hansen stuff either. I don’t know, seems sketchy. Especially with everything going on at Hollywood
Middle School Mommies are hot! That is what he need to say.
The doc was great though, I assume I'm not alone in not knowing how much of a piece of shit Jared really was. I didn't know they had all those recordings of him talking about the disgusting shit he's into. But what do I know, I'm just a gay guy
That guy is more of a creep than a monster. He was gross and all but I think he was into teenage girls. When I think monster, I think more like, serial killers and LITTLE girls.
Jared had literal terabytes of CP at his house. Like thousands of hours of it.
@@THICCTHICCTHICC I admit I didn’t know that. I’m not defending him but I do differentiate between teenage minors and actual children in these situations. The former is bad but not nearly as bad as the latter. If he had cp of little children then I’m good with his execution, actually.
It gets so dark and messed up
spokesperson not mascot lol
nick is wearing a wig
I always found it weird that Subway took the soggiest, most worm lipped guy they could find and decided to make him the face of the franchise. Like even if he was of completely unimpeachable moral character why the fuck would you pick this guy who smiles by just sort of stretching his mouth out over his teeth.
You should write horror or crime novels. That was genuinely terrifying. Also, good insight and question: why was he made a star?
I barley made it past half wY through the first episode. Very repetitive
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Good for that lady she's a fucking hero if you ask me. Cockmeat sandwhiches fresh everyday for Jared now. I wonder if he's keeping his weight down.
Is Adam the most uncharasmatic and dull person online? Is that the Schtick?
I don’t like or accept Nick and Adam as equals here. Nick needs to add a third personality to this setup so he and that Other can shit on Adam Friedland on The Adam Friedland Show Podcast. Even a random homeless guy will do. The juxtaposition will be suffice.
in this essay, i will expose the Cheek Clappers Podcast and reveal the satanic symbolism found within monster energy drink brandin,,,g
Is Nick dying? He looks terrible.
Wait, its not true those dogs can really smell child porn, right?
It actually is true if you look it up.
@vilentman111 actually I don't even own a computer, so I can't look it up
Psychoanalyze the bus driver. Gaslight the Walmart cashier. I bet they listen to that god awful offensive Cheek Clappers Podcast. #YESALLMENLISTENTOCHEEKCLAPPERS