MY MOTHER TRIES TO KILL ME

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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @JAYNO_
    @JAYNO_ 6 лет назад +1295

    what a great mom honestly teaching dej how to swim

  • @Mrscumbucket
    @Mrscumbucket 6 лет назад +435

    When u know your a mistake when your mom tries to drown u

    • @mrravioli8963
      @mrravioli8963 6 лет назад +3

      Yup

    • @Koningtobias
      @Koningtobias 6 лет назад +12

      Mr. scumbucket you're*

    • @jennyneon
      @jennyneon 4 года назад +2

      @@Koningtobias wow you tried to correct him but *you're* the one who's wrong
      There's a difference:
      Knowing *your* shit and knowing *you're* shit

    • @timaalkhanov8121
      @timaalkhanov8121 3 года назад

      @@Koningtobias idiot

    • @timaalkhanov8121
      @timaalkhanov8121 3 года назад

      @@Koningtobias how fucking old are you

  • @nachonati4907
    @nachonati4907 4 года назад +77

    I cant believe someone would put that dog down

    • @snoopdogg8255
      @snoopdogg8255 3 года назад +1

      Jesus everytime I watch some of dejis old vids I get sad because tank was put down because he bit a lady that reacted badly to a dog running at her
      It's a shame to see that this sweet dog was put down

    • @nachonati4907
      @nachonati4907 3 года назад +2

      @@snoopdogg8255 yh fr so obviously not a big deal + is a dogs nature

    • @snoopdogg8255
      @snoopdogg8255 3 года назад +1

      @@nachonati4907 ikr and in some articles they say the dog was a danger to the world like it would go to other countries and bite ppl like it was 1 old lady and she hit tank when he went up to her which enabled his attack response

  • @ItzSpekk
    @ItzSpekk 5 лет назад +182

    Man I miss tank

    • @JMANbewildin
      @JMANbewildin 5 лет назад +5

      I was about to say the same thing bro

    • @ItzSpekk
      @ItzSpekk 5 лет назад +6

      @@JMANbewildin it's been over year I just wanna know if they lost or not

    • @JMANbewildin
      @JMANbewildin 5 лет назад +5

      @@ItzSpekk all we can do is just pray to see tank back

    • @maximilianjunior5280
      @maximilianjunior5280 5 лет назад +5

      I think he’s part of the police now he got taken by the police

    • @ItzSpekk
      @ItzSpekk 5 лет назад +5

      @@maximilianjunior5280 probably i feel like he should sue them and buy another German shepard because tank will have forgotten deji family.

  • @eternallycool
    @eternallycool 6 лет назад +129

    I don't think there has ever been a time where I haven't seen KFC on Dejis kitchen table.

  • @PP-kd7og
    @PP-kd7og 6 лет назад +228

    DEJI just got baptised

  • @-daniel-2581
    @-daniel-2581 3 года назад +42

    Rip tank. He was an amazing dog and he'll be missed😭

  • @tahti-
    @tahti- 5 лет назад +114

    “You can swim now”
    😭😭😭😭😂😂

  • @certifiedroadman3526
    @certifiedroadman3526 6 лет назад +124

    Stop disrespecting your dad. It's not cool man

    • @danmccolgan
      @danmccolgan 6 лет назад

      Certified Roadman i know

    • @coldchicken374
      @coldchicken374 6 лет назад +1

      Just quit like you did on your minecraft bro

    • @kingsk0133
      @kingsk0133 6 лет назад +1

      Cold Chicken lmao

    • @unitedstatesofamerica5301
      @unitedstatesofamerica5301 6 лет назад +1

      Deji would have his hand cut off, if you know what part of history I'm referring too...

    • @SOC675
      @SOC675 6 лет назад +1

      Ever heard of a love hate relationship?

  • @kharnifn6629
    @kharnifn6629 3 года назад +26

    Am I the only one rewatching like 5 times just too see when tank was still with Deji and there had good fun

  • @tuxedokatgaming5195
    @tuxedokatgaming5195 5 лет назад +38

    Who else came back to savour the moments we got with Deji and Tank. I hope Tank and deji will be reunited.

    • @kalanimoeai584
      @kalanimoeai584 5 лет назад

      Wait what happend

    • @tuxedokatgaming5195
      @tuxedokatgaming5195 5 лет назад +1

      @@kalanimoeai584 apparently during a arguement with deji's neighbors. Tank "bit her leg" the neighbor allegedly says. Even though Deji witnessed the whole event. Police came and took Tank and now are putting him into police dog training.

    • @kalanimoeai584
      @kalanimoeai584 5 лет назад +1

      @@tuxedokatgaming5195 dang thats tragic

    • @tonystark-gx7tx
      @tonystark-gx7tx 5 лет назад

      Amen

  • @rucrazy4popcorns321
    @rucrazy4popcorns321 3 года назад +19

    Rest in peace tank

  • @danielegan1411
    @danielegan1411 6 лет назад +54

    His dad's mad cause the dog owns the channel now

  • @slee-mix2472
    @slee-mix2472 6 лет назад +155

    Deji went sucky sucky on the Apple 😂

    • @hajar.a.737
      @hajar.a.737 6 лет назад

      SlEe-MiX omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @mallion7381
      @mallion7381 6 лет назад

      lmaooooo😂😂😂😂

  • @Kr1n1z
    @Kr1n1z 4 года назад +37

    4:54 well that didn't aged well

  • @nathanhutton1598
    @nathanhutton1598 3 года назад +17

    Rest up Tank 🙏😭

  • @ogpolski9320
    @ogpolski9320 6 лет назад +46

    Tank: i smell good
    Tessa brooks: 😡😠

  • @ryanw5813
    @ryanw5813 6 лет назад +21

    Your mom held you down a lot longer than I thought she would.

  • @chonnyy2475
    @chonnyy2475 3 года назад +28

    Man we miss tank ❤️

  • @jbuchiha1490
    @jbuchiha1490 3 года назад +14

    RIP tank

  • @user_-qg6yd
    @user_-qg6yd 6 лет назад +177

    Before it was his dads channel... now its his dog 😂😂

  • @edwardwillis3375
    @edwardwillis3375 6 лет назад +17

    Dejis dad just cracks me up😂

  • @naderih1
    @naderih1 5 лет назад +59

    At 1:30 he was about to say the n word.

  • @conconwu
    @conconwu 3 года назад +18

    R.I.P tank😭😭

  • @epicjoshuajames7230
    @epicjoshuajames7230 3 года назад +14

    Dumb system, RIP Tank😖

  • @krokotex38
    @krokotex38 3 года назад +11

    R.I.P Tank :´(

  • @apeairsoft6719
    @apeairsoft6719 5 лет назад +41

    TANK !!!😫😫😫 he's so funny need him back!!!😥

  • @SkinnyFatBoy
    @SkinnyFatBoy 6 лет назад +79

    Coke will make you strong

  • @arjitbose7373
    @arjitbose7373 6 лет назад +59

    Tank: "Yeah I smell good, is that your boys colone??"

  • @im_gonna_be_a_star
    @im_gonna_be_a_star 3 года назад +14

    Rip Tank

  • @dangers-br6dy
    @dangers-br6dy 4 года назад +21

    Deji was about to call Tank the n word at 1:29

  • @rentinghouseseveryday3739
    @rentinghouseseveryday3739 4 года назад +18

    Damn who else has nothin to do but watch dejis old vids.......

  • @broannoying8765
    @broannoying8765 3 года назад +8

    Awwww maaaan RIP Tank you were a legend 😢😢😢😢

  • @shdfhdjkj9490
    @shdfhdjkj9490 3 года назад +11

    rest well tank 😔

  • @gavishpro8149
    @gavishpro8149 3 года назад +7

    R.I.P Tank we miss you❤️😭

  • @kilusmind
    @kilusmind 6 лет назад +26

    Your mum is a good dog owner!

  • @yousmayukihira6898
    @yousmayukihira6898 6 лет назад +19

    WHERE IS THE DISSTRACK FROM YOUR PARENTS???? Iam waiting .... still ..... 100 years later DEJIIII

  • @Shane-bx4xn
    @Shane-bx4xn 4 года назад +10

    Thx for recommending after 2 years RUclips

  • @Bab3s
    @Bab3s 3 года назад +14

    Who else is here after TANK had died and Deji getting TankJunior (the new dog)

  • @ronmeier5276
    @ronmeier5276 6 лет назад +18

    Pls dont let him go upstairs alone its not good for his legs

  • @markpoje3758
    @markpoje3758 6 лет назад +66

    I think that you have German shepard (I have one too) and try to carry him up and down the stairs (while he is small) becouse if you don't he is going to have problems with his legs when he becomes old
    Like so Deji can see this

  • @sebasco4329
    @sebasco4329 5 лет назад +18

    There's alot of recent comments on every old videos of deji

  • @jaden5275
    @jaden5275 3 года назад +6

    thank you for being such a good dog tank

  • @deadlynips6367
    @deadlynips6367 6 лет назад +26

    U should put dog food on top of a pic of jj and joe weller and see which one he eats to see who will win the fight.

  • @lyns_it1s
    @lyns_it1s 6 лет назад +32

    Deji your family is soo messed up!! I love it! 💜💕😂😂

  • @ibbthedibb2098
    @ibbthedibb2098 3 года назад +10

    Who's watching this 3 years after it came out

  • @BEATMAN.
    @BEATMAN. 3 года назад +15

    I miss tank so much 😔😔😔

    • @SLxt619
      @SLxt619 3 года назад +1

      BEAT MAN ye me too rip

  • @chrisrodriguez9495
    @chrisrodriguez9495 6 лет назад +23

    If your dog goes between your legs that means he trust u or he want u to direct him

  • @charliebiggs2926
    @charliebiggs2926 6 лет назад +25

    I think we get the point he has a dog now...

    • @RenK3r
      @RenK3r 6 лет назад +1

      Charlie Biggs and he gonna countinue doing that for some time, like when he got his Lamborghini, but i loved when he done those videos and i like what he does now, not the best content but i think soon he will start to do good content

    • @JanionIndustries
      @JanionIndustries 6 лет назад

      GoofyGoobieGamer no he won't
      Only time he has good content
      -when he copy ksi because he lives in his shadows
      -when his dad smashes him in challenges
      -when he gets something new

  • @Daniel-tr9mk
    @Daniel-tr9mk 4 года назад +17

    Rip tank

    • @imhowex230
      @imhowex230 4 года назад +3

      He’s not dead yet

  • @ffffcfggg8857
    @ffffcfggg8857 4 года назад +17

    5:11 he done more than jake

  • @bjt3976
    @bjt3976 6 лет назад +70

    Deji I know you like to make fun of your dad for us fans, and I know your joking around but you gotta kind of show some respect for your dad give him some privacy sometimes

    • @bigladsuth2154
      @bigladsuth2154 6 лет назад +3

      Innit

    • @StevenOggVIDEOS
      @StevenOggVIDEOS 6 лет назад +3

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @tsargaomelano1509
      @tsargaomelano1509 6 лет назад +3

      Scout yeah

    • @mynamescallum2192
      @mynamescallum2192 6 лет назад

      Scout Look at this dude (notices profile picture)oh no no no oh no no hahahahahahhahahah

    • @ssmm9996
      @ssmm9996 6 лет назад

      Scout Na Trust me Deji might Push the Limit one Day Where his Dad Decides that's it ur Getting kicked out the house for real So Deji Be careful With Yo Jokes!

  • @mouadgranderson9618
    @mouadgranderson9618 6 лет назад +24

    So basically its bobbing apples, murder edition.

  • @mmnsh5356
    @mmnsh5356 5 лет назад +13

    His mom lowkey tried to kill him but she failed and was like im teaching you how to swim

  • @Sylo1321
    @Sylo1321 4 года назад +19

    6:23 what have I just witnessed

    • @dooker9066
      @dooker9066 4 года назад +4

      Skeppy Skeppy u witness a attempted murder

    • @cryingbastard8994
      @cryingbastard8994 4 года назад

      Or a mother having had enough shit of their son

  • @mattburns9928
    @mattburns9928 6 лет назад +44

    I feel sorry for ur dad

    • @BENJO16
      @BENJO16 6 лет назад +1

      Matt Burns me too

    • @aceplayys7847
      @aceplayys7847 6 лет назад +1

      Matt Burns it's not real they just act like that on camera but yh his dads still funny af😂😂

  • @hiltopkidd4583
    @hiltopkidd4583 6 лет назад +41

    DEJI MAKE MERCH WITH TANK THE DOG ON IT

  • @shanedawsonsfanaccount760
    @shanedawsonsfanaccount760 4 года назад +11

    why am i watching all of his old vide0s???

    • @shhshh4702
      @shhshh4702 4 года назад

      cuz they're better than his new videos

  • @abi5han
    @abi5han 6 лет назад +332

    Are they your vids or your dogs vids?

    • @miracleuhc6939
      @miracleuhc6939 6 лет назад +31

      Hey you man! "OH man, oh man!".

    • @MariaEduarda-le3to
      @MariaEduarda-le3to 6 лет назад +3

      Hey you man! Idgaf! their the cutest thing ever!!

    • @Ali-002
      @Ali-002 6 лет назад

      Hey you man! W

    • @barka6926
      @barka6926 6 лет назад +2

      Hey you man! You spelled or wrong

    • @gg_xyp9x723
      @gg_xyp9x723 6 лет назад +5

      Oh man oh man oh man!

  • @Grzly_63
    @Grzly_63 6 лет назад +19

    He is going between your legs because thats how german shepards saying they are loving you.I have one two and he is doing the same.btw i read that in book about this dogs ,so yeah "Tip"from Kenji :)
    Like it guys for let him know

  • @janahudeckova6975
    @janahudeckova6975 3 года назад +8

    Deji's dad legit said ''uno reverse card'' 😂😂😂😂

  • @jadeng1392
    @jadeng1392 3 года назад +10

    Tank............. Rip man

  • @FlipAndLand
    @FlipAndLand 6 лет назад +9

    I like how she just completely crossed the line of the joke and just HELD his head underwater for fucking ages. That was so funny.

  • @Adz_2007
    @Adz_2007 3 года назад +9

    Tank is not replaceable

  • @krudtking7659
    @krudtking7659 4 года назад +11

    Wow your dog did more damage to you than jake paul did

  • @Bodrul212
    @Bodrul212 6 лет назад +12

    This channel used to be Deji's dads but now its the dogs

  • @mlxiixlm
    @mlxiixlm 4 года назад +14

    FIGHT FOR TANK 💪

  • @magdalenazabaryla8734
    @magdalenazabaryla8734 5 лет назад +14

    Tank is so cute, sad he's gone

    • @alialmallah3384
      @alialmallah3384 5 лет назад

      He died?? 🤔

    • @astroidet
      @astroidet 4 года назад

      i dont think he is but i think he was taken away

  • @RED_WOLF98
    @RED_WOLF98 4 года назад +14

    Who watching this after his latest video pray for tank 🙏

  • @dxln_
    @dxln_ 5 лет назад +17

    Who else is watching this to remember TANK?

    • @g8tr80
      @g8tr80 5 лет назад +1

      Independent I feel so sorry for him and the dog I hope deji gets his dog back

    • @blackpantha3933
      @blackpantha3933 5 лет назад +1

      @@g8tr80 what happened to his dog

    • @g8tr80
      @g8tr80 5 лет назад

      BlackPantha his dog got nicked by the police. Just watch one of his videos about the police from like 9 months ago

  • @michaelannom9190
    @michaelannom9190 6 лет назад +20

    4:38 close your eyes and listen

  • @-Caden-
    @-Caden- 3 года назад +10

    R.I.P tank

  • @illusion743
    @illusion743 3 года назад +12

    rip tank:(❤️

  • @madmanpete24
    @madmanpete24 6 лет назад +11

    I know dogs can't understand human language but they are incredibly good at picking up on body language the way you interact with him might actually not be good for him. He's a lovely dog and I'm sure you care about him remember dogs don't have nearly as long on this planet as we do. So make sure you make it a good one for him

  • @general7190
    @general7190 3 года назад +18

    Awww man. R.I.P tank. So cute.

  • @cpurrple5053
    @cpurrple5053 5 лет назад +15

    Why the fuck did the police have take tank maaaaaan!!!!!!

    • @hayd6504
      @hayd6504 5 лет назад

      gaming net ikr DICKS

    • @r.e2391
      @r.e2391 5 лет назад

      The pigs cannot afford to get their own

  • @JJmanabile
    @JJmanabile 3 года назад +8

    Rip tank🥺💔😭😭

    • @queeth
      @queeth 3 года назад +1

      Can u stop reminding him that's gonna make more sad like shut up

    • @JJmanabile
      @JJmanabile 3 года назад

      Rin凛 stop being a little prick
      I’m juss paying my respects to a legend
      And you are juss fucking it up

  • @crinix7924
    @crinix7924 6 лет назад +32

    Your whole family including the dog hates you so much😂😂😂
    Your dad threw a coke bottle at you 2:20
    Your mom tried killing you 6:22
    Your dog ignores you all the time 3:11

    • @HodaASaleh
      @HodaASaleh 6 лет назад +21

      And his brother beats him.

  • @jjmusk7741
    @jjmusk7741 6 лет назад +53

    Dejis dad covered up his chest like a girl lol

  • @VinceDaoTV
    @VinceDaoTV 3 года назад +4

    “Is your poom poom clean mom” 🤣🤣

  • @Pvalenz29
    @Pvalenz29 4 года назад +9

    Breaks my heart to not see Tank in his newer videos now and see him in his older videos

    • @Pvalenz29
      @Pvalenz29 4 года назад

      Daniel BROWN none of us really know what has happened with him yet. If he’s alive or not

    • @jakemenhennet9257
      @jakemenhennet9257 4 года назад

      Box you still watch this shit

    • @bdegeod2046
      @bdegeod2046 4 года назад

      Yeah unfortunately tank got put down I’m sad cause also my dog also got put down :(

    • @Pvalenz29
      @Pvalenz29 4 года назад

      Jake Menhennet I’m a true supporter of deji so yeah🤷‍♂️

    • @Pvalenz29
      @Pvalenz29 4 года назад

      MR. Warrior sry to hear that, I know what it’s like too

  • @lewpaulbenn
    @lewpaulbenn 6 лет назад +13

    Your content recently. 80% your dog, 15% your dad, 3% you, 2% your mum

  • @yourchannel8924
    @yourchannel8924 6 лет назад +132

    All the vlog is about his dog

    • @ryo1269
      @ryo1269 6 лет назад +4

      your channel its so fucking hilarious totally didnt expect the dog to appear on his video! he paid money for a dog to gain views jesus christ

    • @RashedG4mer
      @RashedG4mer 6 лет назад +5

      your channel *cough* logan paul *cough* mavrick* *couuuugh*

    • @PurexVibe
      @PurexVibe 6 лет назад

      gneahcom he said he wanted a dog for 3 months. And because he had a dog means he wants views. So PewDiePie wanted views so he got 2 dogs

    • @dylankavanagh7552
      @dylankavanagh7552 6 лет назад +2

      Shut up your a jake pauler

    • @ginalorenzo3025
      @ginalorenzo3025 6 лет назад +2

      I like it tho

  • @yizhaqkimhi5162
    @yizhaqkimhi5162 4 года назад +14

    Tank is soo cute rip another legeng

    • @kingovhell6
      @kingovhell6 4 года назад

      Yes.. yes he did

    • @thetruesquad5059
      @thetruesquad5059 4 года назад

      @@kingovhell6 not die

    • @kingovhell6
      @kingovhell6 4 года назад

      @@thetruesquad5059 yes he is getting destroyed

    • @thetruesquad5059
      @thetruesquad5059 4 года назад

      @@kingovhell6 you know this how?

    • @kingovhell6
      @kingovhell6 4 года назад

      @@thetruesquad5059 watch Dejis video called it's over..

  • @itzlzb6194
    @itzlzb6194 5 лет назад +15

    4:42 tank did more damage than Jake Paul😂

  • @iamJamesMichaelOConnor
    @iamJamesMichaelOConnor 6 лет назад +8

    I'm high. I finally find KSI's brother funny. It's final happened. Omg. I'm so happy

  • @RiceSandwiches
    @RiceSandwiches 5 лет назад +16

    free tank

  • @aayanrahman7416
    @aayanrahman7416 3 года назад +7

    R.I.P TANK💔😓😥😰😰

  • @alitmemmi9952
    @alitmemmi9952 3 года назад +6

    Man we miss tank

  • @userunknown3652
    @userunknown3652 6 лет назад +110

    *Moobs*

  • @THEVITTORIO600
    @THEVITTORIO600 6 лет назад +12

    Deji, German Shepherds are very dominant dogs so if you let Tank crawl all over you while you're on the floor, hes going to think he is the alpha male. This is deadass lol, my friend let his dog do that to him at a young age and now he has the hardest time controlling him as an adult.

    • @ahmadaken789
      @ahmadaken789 6 лет назад

      Joey Strap good advice

    • @THEVITTORIO600
      @THEVITTORIO600 6 лет назад

      Thanks, just trying to help out

    • @Denew3t
      @Denew3t 6 лет назад

      you're right
      BUT this will make further videos very interesting

    • @rui98
      @rui98 6 лет назад

      Joey Strap now I see why my dog is like that

  • @sinceimwavey
    @sinceimwavey 3 года назад +9

    You should vlog again deji ! (Rest easy tank)

  • @cykaderox7841
    @cykaderox7841 3 года назад +14

    Who else misses tank :(

  • @luddejohansson6290
    @luddejohansson6290 6 лет назад +31

    When Tank is howling and licking him self down their he may have urine infection, take him to the clinic if he continues with that

    • @noreloadrich4850
      @noreloadrich4850 6 лет назад +1

      ludde johansson i was jst about to leave a comment saying the same thing then i saw urs good looking bro

    • @luddejohansson6290
      @luddejohansson6290 6 лет назад

      Yeah my dog did the same thing and we took him to the clinic and found out he had a urine infection

    • @ryansabell1359
      @ryansabell1359 6 лет назад

      Well my dog does it and he doesn't have one, he just cleans himself that way

    • @luddejohansson6290
      @luddejohansson6290 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan Sabell yeah but When they howling like it hurts and do it often then u should look it up for saftey reasons

    • @CommonG
      @CommonG 6 лет назад

      3:00 hes trying to resolve the issue himself 😂

  • @loonatiklouie
    @loonatiklouie 6 лет назад +18

    i literally only watch csg for tank now

  • @maninsuit9701
    @maninsuit9701 3 года назад +5

    I feel bad for Jide when Deji says "coke is not going to help those man boobs dad hahahah" he looked so sad

  • @sploo772
    @sploo772 6 лет назад +19

    I like how his vlogs are literally just him staying home

  • @josbruh326
    @josbruh326 4 года назад +8

    Tank gave the biggest mark than all your boxing matches

  • @sylviaragoonanan6755
    @sylviaragoonanan6755 3 года назад +5

    RIP Tank

  • @FootBallerzSweden
    @FootBallerzSweden 6 лет назад +22

    the disrespect towards his dad actually pisses me off

    • @CP-dr7qy
      @CP-dr7qy 6 лет назад +2

      LazyLat true his dad was genuinely actually pissed and tired of the camera

    • @tiffanybabz1389
      @tiffanybabz1389 6 лет назад +1

      LazyLat its a joke

    • @Bstall20
      @Bstall20 6 лет назад +2

      LazyLat I know his dad is one awesome guy. Deji needs a slap 😂