this is actually so interesting because the romans conquered the greeks and basically stole their mythology just like how neptune (a roman god) stole the thrown from posiedon (a greek god)
In all fairness the king that had power over Greece had two sons and instead of giving one the thrown, he divide and conquered the kingdom and that’s were Rome came in. Then the douche bag that owned Rome wanted more power and land and began to attack his older brother and his fair share of the inharetence
@@timothycaudill9039 true I forgot it was an internal affair between the princes. I still think the irony holds at least on the surface or without context tho lmao
Plus neptune is also the 8th planet, one made out of water, maybe his powers also came from there (I know he said it was the aliens but still) plus he would have more validity as he is named after the biggest ocean, neptune.
The idea of Spongebob using Pearl's mom corpse to make a Krabby Patty as a kid is absolutely terrifying and I didn't think about that while watching this video on his channel. That's why I love your reactions man
I think that spongebob made the formula disproves that it’s Pearls mom, I don’t think Spongebob has the power to kill a whale on a camp for kids. I also think that Neptune getting his powers from the alians disproves that Neptune created intelligent life because Neptune was already intelligent
Chris: Now were mixing Greek and Roman gods, dude my brain is starting to hurt Me who has read all the books by Rick Riordan: You dare oppose me, mortal
Rewatching this a couple years later, it's great how Chris reacts to Cynical's door not being closed... We all know what that symbolizes regarding the muse storyline.
The start of the sponsor just reminds me of the days of the promos 😁✨. Also I honestly feel very sorry for Alex, he works hard on making horror short, that being something that he loves to do. Yet everyone just doesn’t acknowledge it or at least enjoy them because they want spongebob theories, believe me I love the spongebob theories but it’s not the only thing he makes. And Chris is one of the people who actually acknowledges and likes what he does✨
i rewatched Spongehenge about a month ago, noting things down and distinctly remembered that scene when i heard it, i knew Alex was gonna mention this in one of his theories, because Poseidon has literally never been mentioned before that episode
@@TheGoombaFromNowhere The Spongehenge theory basically says everything is a hallucination. So Sandy being from Texas would also be a hallucination. Literally nothing is real and it makes the entire theory a convoluted dream theory.
I don't know what to say except screw that theory, I'm going for Spongehenge being a delusional dream. Why else would we not see the SpongeBob statues later on in the series as far as I'm concerned? That episode must be a dark hallucination coming from a delusional SpongeBob just like how Mrs Puff is insane.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT NOW THE SECRET FORMULA STILL CAN'T BE DISCOVERED BY MR KRABS BECAUSE PEARL'S MOTHER IS ALREADY DEAD Pearl's mother died too early she could have lived a longer life she's still going to die but now she's dying sooner 😢
Dude you are growing so fast like i was there when it's on the television theory or when you were like 2.23k subscribers good job keep doing the good work man. Og Chris keep doing reacts so that you are able to afford food for yourself.
@@lilithium3940 yhea, I watched a video on it and turns out it's part of a much larger ARG called "happy meat farm" and the monster manipulating Alex is a 7-month old mutant sentient canibalistic cow and also involved with another youtube channel called the synical critic, also know as the guy behind "why parysite is an objectively bad movie"
Yo Chris, don't worry. The Cynical Critic guy is friend with Alex Bale. Check the comments of the vid for the one with 3 timestamps: ruclips.net/video/ZIRhNYrvwVM/видео.html
25:50: Don't be like that, dude. Theres lots of incest-marriages within the Pantheons. Besides, Neptune and Poseidon are different characters, and surely no brothers. So with Amphitrite as Neptunes wife doesn't sound wrong.
Now please don't hate me, but I noticed that Chris looked almost EXACTLY like the cynical critic shortly after Chris said 4:05 and I just thought that was hilarious.
I have a theory that Mindy is actually Poseidon’s daughter and Neptune stole Poseidon’s wife while she was PREGNANT (or while Mindy was a baby) and she came in the movie and sponge bobs birthday like everyone And thats the reason she really looks like poseidon :) *Funfact* : Mindy is older than triton and she is his step sister or half sister
I think that's patrick from the garage talking to Alex bale and the reason why he got out of the garage its because its his time to reveal the biggest conspiracy 6 waiting to be the longest and having the most information he could give alex bale to give him what he needs.
@@Alex-mo4tk maybe your right because the theorizer himself explained that patrick has multiple disorders which in one episode he's dumb and stupid and then another episode he shows his intelligence.
So Alex Bale gets spammed comments to make the SpongeBob Theories and then Chris Wilson gets spammed comments to react to the Alex Bale Spongebob Theories
You should react to a conspiracy theory about the Disney movie the little mermaid and Hercules being cusin and exist in the same universe as frozen and Cinderella. I saw it from theorisor and it was dope and destroyed my childhood that involved disney
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Lol I like the fact that we're both getting spammed comments to make Spongebob videos
Oh hey there Alex! Love your videos
woah im early, this comment only has 7 likes rn.
hi
nice videos
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Alex Bale: *releases new spongebob conspiracy*
Spongebob creators: *sweating intensifies*
Stephen Hillenberg in heaven: "thank you for cracking the code, Alex"
True
Me: wow that evolution theory was dark
My childhood: 🪦😵⚰️
I love how Chris says the difference is Poseidon’s is A WWE belt hahaa
Don't they both have WWE belts?
Lmao
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@Twix n' snails watch the vid before reading the comments
It's kinda wholesome how angry he got over the cynical critic bit
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@@jervycamano1265??????
I was literally laughing my ass of at that part loool
The funny thing is is that the hate comments and Cynical we're told to do that for the video by Alex
this is actually so interesting because the romans conquered the greeks and basically stole their mythology just like how neptune (a roman god) stole the thrown from posiedon (a greek god)
I love history 😂
In all fairness the king that had power over Greece had two sons and instead of giving one the thrown, he divide and conquered the kingdom and that’s were Rome came in. Then the douche bag that owned Rome wanted more power and land and began to attack his older brother and his fair share of the inharetence
@@timothycaudill9039 true I forgot it was an internal affair between the princes. I still think the irony holds at least on the surface or without context tho lmao
True you right
Plus neptune is also the 8th planet, one made out of water, maybe his powers also came from there (I know he said it was the aliens but still) plus he would have more validity as he is named after the biggest ocean, neptune.
The idea of Spongebob using Pearl's mom corpse to make a Krabby Patty as a kid is absolutely terrifying and I didn't think about that while watching this video on his channel. That's why I love your reactions man
That profile pic tho
Otis and Mandy
He probably used another whales meat instead, still horrifying, but still.
@Charles Andlauer yeah, it probably was another whale, but that's still scary lol
@@jonahpalomo1713 but we only see a very few whales in the show he most likely uses pearl's moms meat
I think that spongebob made the formula disproves that it’s Pearls mom, I don’t think Spongebob has the power to kill a whale on a camp for kids. I also think that Neptune getting his powers from the alians disproves that Neptune created intelligent life because Neptune was already intelligent
Everybody Gangster till Alex says "and that's the theory" when it's been 14 mins in the vid
A SPONGEBOB THEORY
3:55 everybody is standing up for Alex 😂 we love to see it
Little did they know the secret behind the cynical critic #AlexBaleArg
Chris: Now were mixing Greek and Roman gods, dude my brain is starting to hurt
Me who has read all the books by Rick Riordan: You dare oppose me, mortal
Qqs
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Disney's been doing that for years
“ Aw ! 😧 you’re right “ Chris’s face was like that for the rest of the video 😭
Waking up to a Chris vid is always nice
Facts
Your pfp has me💀💀💀
I would like you comment but it's the perfact number 69
I can't change it
It's the law what can I do
@@firelightgamer3964 Someone ruined it :(
@@xoticbell but who would do such a thing
He will be tossed not in hell but extra hell
So them discoverin the Krabby patty formula earlier changed the other timeline with a butterfly effect???
Yes of course, if Plankton could steal the krabby patty formula as a kid the timeline would have been completely different
I love how you support his sponsor ads by watching the whole ad and being like "WOAH SKILLSHARE!" ya love to see it XD
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Rewatching this a couple years later, it's great how Chris reacts to Cynical's door not being closed... We all know what that symbolizes regarding the muse storyline.
I don’t know why but I’m addicted to his reaction
Maybe it's the way he talks
@@doubt2022 Yea 😧
Bruh same
@@doubt2022 maybe its the way your dressed
The start of the sponsor just reminds me of the days of the promos 😁✨. Also I honestly feel very sorry for Alex, he works hard on making horror short, that being something that he loves to do. Yet everyone just doesn’t acknowledge it or at least enjoy them because they want spongebob theories, believe me I love the spongebob theories but it’s not the only thing he makes. And Chris is one of the people who actually acknowledges and likes what he does✨
i rewatched Spongehenge about a month ago, noting things down and distinctly remembered that scene
when i heard it, i knew Alex was gonna mention this in one of his theories, because Poseidon has literally never been mentioned before that episode
I hated that episode lol
@EvanTakesNoLs , I don't blame you. It's too depressing. Where is the justice for our favorite yellow porous sponge friend? He deserved better..
3:37 bro the timing of an upbeat happy ad showing up is hilarious 😂
We gonna start throwing hands over Alex's horror shorts. Square up, FAM. We gonna fight for his right to SCARE!!! 😂
Makes more sense than the show taking place on Neptune.
Yeah. Spongehenge theory makes no sense.
(And did that ever explain how Sandy can be from Texas?)
@@TheGoombaFromNowhere The Spongehenge theory basically says everything is a hallucination. So Sandy being from Texas would also be a hallucination. Literally nothing is real and it makes the entire theory a convoluted dream theory.
@@aliceiscallingno, not the missing legs soccer Anime plot again!!
I don't know what to say except screw that theory, I'm going for Spongehenge being a delusional dream. Why else would we not see the SpongeBob statues later on in the series as far as I'm concerned? That episode must be a dark hallucination coming from a delusional SpongeBob just like how Mrs Puff is insane.
I love how this dude try’s to see the good in everything is showing compassion and passion
I AM JUST SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU POST VIDEOS JUST LIKE ALEX BALE! It is ENTERTAINING!
I knew something was up with the Atlantans, it’s crazy they are allied to king Neptune
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT NOW THE SECRET FORMULA STILL CAN'T BE DISCOVERED BY MR KRABS BECAUSE PEARL'S MOTHER IS ALREADY DEAD Pearl's mother died too early she could have lived a longer life she's still going to die but now she's dying sooner 😢
Chris Wilson: swears
Also Chris Wilson: "Oh My Gosh"
Dude you are growing so fast like i was there when it's on the television theory or when you were like 2.23k subscribers good job keep doing the good work man. Og Chris keep doing reacts so that you are able to afford food for yourself.
Watch the new Ale- Oh you did!
“their in the same time line now ?!” shocked everyone honestly
the start of the video : nothing
a few seconds later : *WHISPERING INTENSIFIES*
Man really posted this when I wanted to go to sleep
I love Chris starts roasting the critic it's so funny
I waited for your video to react to it cause I love your reactions 😂
I am convinced at this point the theories are actually the buildup to a ARG, I'm calling it.
And you were right!!!
@@lilithium3940 yhea, I watched a video on it and turns out it's part of a much larger ARG called "happy meat farm" and the monster manipulating Alex is a 7-month old mutant sentient canibalistic cow and also involved with another youtube channel called the synical critic, also know as the guy behind "why parysite is an objectively bad movie"
Yo Chris, don't worry. The Cynical Critic guy is friend with Alex Bale. Check the comments of the vid for the one with 3 timestamps: ruclips.net/video/ZIRhNYrvwVM/видео.html
25:50: Don't be like that, dude. Theres lots of incest-marriages within the Pantheons. Besides, Neptune and Poseidon are different characters, and surely no brothers. So with Amphitrite as Neptunes wife doesn't sound wrong.
Seek help incest is wrong
@@yurrr4338Not the point, dicknips, OP was just stating that incest happens within their mythology. Stop projecting.
I Love That This Guy Starts Hating The Cynical Critic Too Feeling Sorry For Him
Now please don't hate me, but I noticed that Chris looked almost EXACTLY like the cynical critic shortly after Chris said 4:05 and I just thought that was hilarious.
That may on purpose
Chris wilson is the only reactor who takes his time to react others just zooomsssss
They should make a Netflix series off of these conspiracies
that would be a AWESOME SERIES I would seriously bingewatch
I have a theory that Mindy is actually Poseidon’s daughter and Neptune stole Poseidon’s wife while she was PREGNANT (or while Mindy was a baby) and she came in the movie and sponge bobs birthday like everyone
And thats the reason she really looks like poseidon :)
*Funfact* : Mindy is older than triton and she is his step sister or half sister
Has the real Neptune ever interacted with her? I want to know, cause why is she so hard to get into the show's canon?
I looked it up and Google said that Neptune's wife in Roman mythology is a goddess named Salacia.
The intro was amazing i loved the song from the jellyfish party episode or whatever anyhow 1:07 bc we like to see you suffer by ruining all you love
First 20 seconds be sounding like popcorn 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🍿
34:25 OMG steak and potatoes are soooooo good
I think that's patrick from the garage talking to Alex bale and the reason why he got out of the garage its because its his time to reveal the biggest conspiracy 6 waiting to be the longest and having the most information he could give alex bale to give him what he needs.
Maybe it’s a theory that Patrick is faking being dumb?
@@Alex-mo4tk maybe your right because the theorizer himself explained that patrick has multiple disorders which in one episode he's dumb and stupid and then another episode he shows his intelligence.
Go check out his three parts by the theorizer about patrick and it makes perfect sense.
30:04 that's why the teaser said this theory is about Power deception and betrayal
My man's about to throw hands with Cynical Critic. I love it
For real poseidon has an entire WWE champion
ALEX BALE: NO CHOLDHOOD AROUND HERE 😈😈
I can’t bro, this man Chris really turned an open door into a roast/insult lol
Best Intro so far
also WATCG TGE THOERIZER'S NEW VIDEO, IT'S INSANE
4:42
chris- smiles
Chris- huh
So Alex Bale gets spammed comments to make the SpongeBob Theories and then Chris Wilson gets spammed comments to react to the Alex Bale Spongebob Theories
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS 😂
POV: its 7:30 in the morning. My parents are asleep. And my tablet is in the living room.
Me: 00:30
17:43 * minecraft bow noise *
"Big cheeks? Just like me!" -Chris Wilson 2021
that's why your door not closed got me laughing
Well, his description of how he feels watching these videos in certainly a new sentence
I think the Cynical critic has been an actor on Alex's Pizza Time Pizza films
This video contain :
20 % conspiracy
30 % epic vid
And a big... 50 % chris say
"oo my god...."
4:06 "You have a face that i just want to slap" calm down Will Smith😂
That monster bout to take Alex soul💀
23:43 maybe he was just stroking it
Lmao
plot twist the mysterious black void person is just mr.krabs taking alex bale hostage
You know i was on stand by with the Chris Wilson upload.
When he did SpongeBob theory reaction
View:2000000000billion
13:35 honestly i like camp coral except for the continuity errors. The animation is cute and i love it
5:59 best line though
13:06 nevermind this is
If Stephen Hillenburg was still here, it would become a Scott-Cawthon situation.
This is actually weird because if it was a setup movie it cuts off the whole thing about the Goofy Goober alien death cult
His accent just makes his reactions 10,000 better
Eyyy niceee intro
Btw chris the guy in the intro on alex bale's video is an arg
Chris has the best reaction face ever
"That's legendary"
🤣 literally
For some reason, these theories do not ruin my childhood of SpongeBob, which I guess is a good thing.
Carl saying that Alex is evil is like Carl saying that SpongeBob is evil
You should react to a conspiracy theory about the Disney movie the little mermaid and Hercules being cusin and exist in the same universe as frozen and Cinderella. I saw it from theorisor and it was dope and destroyed my childhood that involved disney
this is the only person to make the floss funny
25:29
Or for us tvd fans, it's a
Team Damon or team Steffan battle lmao
Love your pikachu doll!
Are you having a bad time? Sans! lol
I love your videos so much
Highly recommend checking out inside a minds video on Alex bales spongebob theory videos
“Sprayed it lean” 😂
4:14 when I see cynical critic.
"Hey look it's Mr no bitches"
Thanks for making this video for us
3:57
I sub just for that! XD
Finally it's here
My favorite theory!! I love kings and betrayals and woman stealing 🤣👌
great turnaround time mr christopher wilson
yes he finally reacted to it
This Is Wild
That's why go door isn't even closed
What a roast I would be crying to my mommy if somebody said that to me ngl
0:47 Yes. Yes we have.
Chris just lost his mind when the sandy secen went on
Who is this handsome devil
The cinical critic is actually an ARG
They took that “dropped in a carriage and sent on the River” directly from Exodus from The Bible
27:17 best part 😂😂😂