MBMBaM - Open Your Flowers

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  • @theWeaverofTales
    @theWeaverofTales 7 лет назад +444

    Travis: this question is awful
    Justin: what about an Afghan hound?

  • @anacarola
    @anacarola 7 лет назад +491

    i like how everyone forgot the yahoo guy has a wife

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 6 лет назад +175

    "How about you get a human slave and walk them through the park" "this is good! _This is a good line of dialogue for us to do!"_

  • @emrysisscreaming3712
    @emrysisscreaming3712 6 лет назад +168

    justin: stay away from wizards and prestidigitators
    also justin: here's taako he's a wizard and he casts prestidigitation

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 года назад +19

    I like how there was a salient point about societally accepted prejudices and the propensity to blindly adhere to them in this segment about helping a man cheat on his imaginary wife with an imaginary woman using a real dog, and how the conclusion was that jugglers deserve no rights because they murdered their dad.

  • @charlieraven6342
    @charlieraven6342 6 лет назад +64

    Look...charlie is def going to grow up and be a stage magician who loves to juggle

    • @thatquietkid
      @thatquietkid 6 лет назад +2

      t raven and is also an Insane Clown Posse fan

  • @Robloxman226
    @Robloxman226 5 лет назад +103

    I love how the fact that the question asker wants to commit adultery isn't talked about by the brothers or the comments.

    • @d1sasteroid
      @d1sasteroid 4 года назад +2

      The Ethannator maybe it’s an open marriage?

    • @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232
      @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232 4 года назад +10

      clearly a joke question and not real

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 года назад

      @NotUsingMyRealNameGOOGLE
      Yeah, it’s all about suspension of disbelief I suppose.

  • @the_other_child
    @the_other_child 6 лет назад +122

    i was napping while this played and the phrase “were all basically furries now” was so jarring it launched me out of sleep

  • @ashlyn8765
    @ashlyn8765 7 лет назад +137

    literally took off my headphones and pretended to get my hair out of the way just to make sure my roommate couldn't hear anything from my headphones because this one is The Worst

  • @_teagan
    @_teagan 7 лет назад +75

    "haha furries right? and now we're all basically furries" is how it happens to everyone

  • @mickchesse5699
    @mickchesse5699 7 лет назад +86

    this is such an underrated bit

  • @Providence83
    @Providence83 6 лет назад +48

    I love the logic of "this awful thing *has* to be _someone's _*_thing_* but no one is terrible enough for it to be their thing so it must be *my* thing!" I like the idea that this is how all kinks come to be.

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 6 лет назад +47

    Oh, I’ve had the highlights on so long the logo is burned on my screen now... fantastic.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +44

    Y'know, they get off topic a lot, but I think this is the most off topic they've ever gotten.

    • @stellabymoonlight9069
      @stellabymoonlight9069 2 года назад

      To be fair the original question is so gross that I for one was happy to change the subject

  • @gdavidgrana
    @gdavidgrana 6 лет назад +58

    My favorite part has to be when Travis and then Griffin try biting back their laughter at the whole "let's discover ourselves sexually" bit

  • @mayflyforyou
    @mayflyforyou 3 года назад +17

    "I would marry my first born daughter to a juggalo before I let her date a juggler." HOLY HELL

  • @soupana
    @soupana 7 лет назад +195

    all i can think of while listening to this is the human pet guy from tumblr and i hate it

    • @gwen6622
      @gwen6622 7 лет назад +16

      godddddddddd

    • @BlaiseAshton
      @BlaiseAshton 7 лет назад +29

      i wish you hadn't said that, is the thing

    • @alice6035
      @alice6035 7 лет назад +9

      whyd you remind me of that

    • @kimberly6663
      @kimberly6663 6 лет назад +16

      I’m kind of curious but I straight up can’t bring myself to look that shit up on my own computer.

    • @plasticsquid8914
      @plasticsquid8914 6 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @biddyfox
    @biddyfox 6 лет назад +72

    I love how incredibly uncomfortable this bit is

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 6 лет назад +138

    "we're all basically furries now" god thats such a mood

  • @NinaNooneknows
    @NinaNooneknows 6 лет назад +12

    Redemption arc... well they were always pretty well off but they have found ways to improve and I love them so much!!!

  • @mintjaan
    @mintjaan 7 лет назад +39

    There was a place in Denton called "the Denton Dog Bakery" which looked awful shady. Maybe it was an underground petplay dog park. It's closed now so don't look for it.

    • @crancrowncrayon
      @crancrowncrayon 6 лет назад +10

      mintjaan out of context, this is a whirlwind of a youtube comment

  • @plasticsquid8914
    @plasticsquid8914 7 лет назад +71

    1:40 "human slave"
    (Travis is secretly thecybersmith???)

    • @_teagan
      @_teagan 7 лет назад +16

      Plastic Squid OH NOOOOOOOO

    • @bjwwilcera
      @bjwwilcera 7 лет назад +23

      i didnt think i'd ever have to hear that name mentioned outside of his jurisdiction. what have you done

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 3 года назад +4

    The fact that this bit has been called "Open your Flowers" works too well with the prototyped name for the show "Blossom"

  • @CleverPsuedonym1
    @CleverPsuedonym1 4 года назад +4

    The sexiest dog is TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

  • @CeaselessWatcher01
    @CeaselessWatcher01 4 года назад +5

    When he said Denton Texas I screamed cuz I live there

  • @FaeQueenCory
    @FaeQueenCory 7 лет назад +86

    "Are we a microcosm of the Great Experiment of America?"
    "God I hope not."
    2016+ says I hope not too.

  • @michaelmrozek7206
    @michaelmrozek7206 6 лет назад +88

    Ok I'm super into bdsm( like very into it) but anyone who does it in public needs to chill

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 6 лет назад +20

    Sexual Oubliette. That’s a thing now.

  • @rlyytinen1985
    @rlyytinen1985 6 лет назад +14

    I miss Extreme Restraints

  • @galnaresc
    @galnaresc 4 года назад +3

    Hey thanks for the Denton Tx. Shoutout. He’s not even a little bit wrong.

  • @neilio05
    @neilio05 5 лет назад +10

    Griffin: we’re all furries now
    No, griffin,,,,, I really think that’s just you specifically

  • @PastelFacade
    @PastelFacade 6 лет назад +7

    This is, the best episode

  • @valentine87002
    @valentine87002 6 лет назад +5

    he mentioned denton tx and i had my headphones out, so my mom (a denton native) whipped around and said “wait what?” asjlfjffkkff

  • @g.i.e
    @g.i.e 4 года назад +4

    8:27 How do you know what your dad tastes like Griffin!?!?!?

  • @mingussreedus
    @mingussreedus 4 года назад +4

    Oh my god, i live in San Francisco and my friend told me what there was a private bdsm event at the restaurant he worked at and he had to serve champagne to people in dog masks. Needless to say there was jizz everywhere

  • @joshuading764
    @joshuading764 4 года назад +8

    griffin, cocker spaniel was _right there_

  • @bootsnoot4434
    @bootsnoot4434 6 лет назад +5

    Petplay park petplay park! PETPLAY PARK! *PETPLAY PARK*

  • @armleg
    @armleg 3 года назад +3

    Hey, Griffin?
    Cocker spaniel. It’s right there.

  • @felidthing
    @felidthing 5 лет назад +45

    i know we're all joking around but for the love of god dont bring your d/s relationship into public!!!!!!!!!!!! random strangers did NOT consent to see that

  • @m.orionyt
    @m.orionyt 5 лет назад +2

    I live in denton and an s&m dog park would fit right in with the random ass shit that goes down here

  • @Fiona-West
    @Fiona-West 3 года назад +2

    “can we have a brief jerk-it reCESS” oh griffin noooo

  • @brocklewis7624
    @brocklewis7624 6 лет назад +15

    Griffin, buddy, you clearly don't know anything about Denton, Texas

  • @ozpunk
    @ozpunk 5 лет назад +5

    Schnauzer? I hardly knew her!

  • @whatthefuckismyname9173
    @whatthefuckismyname9173 6 лет назад +7

    "Unless..."
    There should not be an unless there!

  • @snarkychan7504
    @snarkychan7504 6 лет назад +6

    This is borderline : pet play the disscusion

  • @ryseintide9332
    @ryseintide9332 6 лет назад +10

    and now we're all basically furries

  • @ShadowSwift12
    @ShadowSwift12 6 лет назад +21

    I was just at a furry convention and there were fursuiters wearing leather harnesses, as a person who's fairly new to this part of the fandom I'm terrified

    • @zacharywood9416
      @zacharywood9416 6 лет назад +3

      Shadow I promise most of the harness wearing fursuiters are just wearing it to be cute. Yes there are weirdos that do it for weirdo reasons but it’s usually just a part of the costume. Be terrified of the ones that wear leather dog masks and lingerie out on the floor where there are kids running around. 😞

  • @mookie714
    @mookie714 3 года назад

    I learned a new word, oubliette

  • @greeensouls9
    @greeensouls9 4 года назад +1

    jugglers unite

  • @TheLeftwheel
    @TheLeftwheel 6 лет назад +5

    You know, Denton Tx is an odd place, kind of an Austin of the north, but a BDSM dog park would absolutely lead to public outrage/possible sexual revolution idk! and I would LOVE TO BE PRESENT FOR THE WHOLE DRAMATIC SAGA, OMG.

  • @Diana-tx2iz
    @Diana-tx2iz 5 лет назад +3

    This asker made me lose faith in humanity

  • @SugoiAishiOniichan
    @SugoiAishiOniichan 7 лет назад +46

    Get a large dog for sure. Probably a malmute husky.
    Not only are they S E X Y but if it falls through with the model then I mean... you know.

    • @landfillbaby
      @landfillbaby 7 лет назад +52

      im really debating whether i should like this comment or not

    • @HoovyFilms
      @HoovyFilms 7 лет назад +42

      LIKE SEX WITH THE DOG? LIKE DOG SEX? LIKE BEING NASTY WITH A LITERAL DOG? YOU MEAN SEX WITH DOG?

    • @SugoiAishiOniichan
      @SugoiAishiOniichan 7 лет назад +20

      Arin Hanson I'm just trying to be practical here.

    • @pastilakompot6912
      @pastilakompot6912 6 лет назад +10

      gettin' some _"Chin Deep Exotics"_ vibes from this

  • @eminempreg
    @eminempreg 7 лет назад +7

    I can't belive the mcelroys are furries

  • @theoxisfree
    @theoxisfree 4 года назад

    "sexual oubliette"

  • @laura-ii8qh
    @laura-ii8qh 5 лет назад +2

    69th comment

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 6 лет назад +7

    Wait was there dad actually...?

  • @krift1716
    @krift1716 6 лет назад +8

    I kink shame and i'm proud. Standards are imperative to our civilization. Kink shaming is absolutely necessary, shame is a natural and imperative part of the human experience. Sometimes kinks or fetishes come from trauma or other bad places and should be dealt with healthily or with a mental health professional. Not everything we have an impulse to do is good and natural and healthy. Standards must be maintained if not for us, our children's future. Progressive doesn't necessarily mean good, balance is what should be strived for, not full-on degeneracy.

    • @whatthefuckismyname9173
      @whatthefuckismyname9173 6 лет назад +19

      Kold Rift
      If you're involving children in consensual sex between adults, I don't think the kink is the issue...

    • @ttlovepie101
      @ttlovepie101 6 лет назад +7

      I mean also consider, if two (or more) adults knowingly consent to an action then they should be able to perform that action. I don't 'agree' with a lot of kinks, but I think being socially progressive means opening a dialogue about things that make us uncomfortable and shaming others closes the dialogue. It makes others feel like it's not okay to talk about and makes them feel worse about things they may decide to do anyways.

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 5 лет назад +12

      I know this is an old comment, but I wanted to reply anyway. Just wanted to inform you that within the 'kink community' there are firm boundaries, and communication and accountability are encouraged.
      The most basic guidelines could be summed up as 'Safe, Sane and Consensual.' So that means:
      1) Nothing which causes any kind of lasting mental or physical harm (even if consensual).
      2) Ensure all communication is trauma-informed, and regularly review how each participant feels about any arrangements. Anyone who wants to take part in extreme kinks (defined as 'edgeplay') should consider consulting a psychologist, doctor, and discussing the idea with friends external to their relationship.
      3) All acts must be clearly and thoroughly negotiated between adults, leading to fully informed consent. External power dynamics should be taken into account. Safewords, limits and aftercare should be pre-arranged.
      If these rules are followed, consenting adults should be able to explore their sexualities freely and without judgement. Since consent is a necessity, there's no way you should have to encounter these things unless you specifically seek them out (the idea of someone acting as a 'human pet' in public would definitely not be ok!!!). Of course humans are humans, and people may break those rules, but the alternative: shaming people for certain kinks even if they are practiced in a Safe, Sane and Consensual way, seems like a very destructive (and imprecise) way of approaching the issue.
      In my experience people are going to be into what they're into no matter what - a certain percentage of the population always has been and always will be into 'kink' without trauma having anything to do with it. For young people who grow up knowing they're "wired that way" (I was one of those!) they will seek out kink no matter what. In my opinion it's better if when they go looking, they find accessible, accurate information on how to practice these things in a safe and healthy way (including appropriate warnings) rather than finding shame and silence, leaving them to wander into more dangerous areas to find what they're looking for, while also learning to hate themselves for what they desire.
      Since people are definitely going to do these things anyway, to give them the best protection possible it's best to accept reality and have as many educational resources available as possible. The further you drive these behaviours underground by 'shaming' people, the more difficult it becomes to promote safety and improve conditions. When it becomes something you can't talk about, vulnerable people are more likely to be manipulated, and it becomes easier for predators to infiltrate BDSM communities.

    • @kodomoshawn6729
      @kodomoshawn6729 Год назад

      I will keep this in mind at the next orgy and opt out of the fuzzy handcuffs, thanks for this truly inspiring take!

    • @kodomoshawn6729
      @kodomoshawn6729 Год назад

      Also you obsses a lot about shame for someone who's against kink, have you accepted your humiliation fetish in the years since posting this or are you still in denial?

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 года назад

    America has certainly seen a lot of pain from this attitude. It hasn't become more free, it's become a mob of shutting everyone you disagree with down.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 года назад

    So Justin considers himself superior to all furries, because otherwise he wouldn't feel the right to speak on their behalf. This is the reality of white knighting.