Reminds me of the Viking hero that rescued Brunhilde for his friend, he put his sword in the middle of the bed so no fucks would be given until he could hand her over to his friend.
love it. the ribbed joke at the begining. then the discovery of the sex toy. brilliant editing. the small shade thrown at shad. also the second set of "knuckle dusters" looks like a cigar cutter. this whole video cracked me up.
@@Skallagrim I just wait to see that one movie of film clip where they build a real fight situation up on in how many possible ways these pretty toys of uselessness would and could fail in an actual fight. Just a house full of those, fight and people trying to crab one after another getting somehow just - lol - it would be hilarious comedy. And have the fighter consistently curse about what went wrong too.. just to make the point. But still it would be just outrageously funny, especially if every weapon was at first made look cool, but then it would just be a flop after another.
*MORE.OF.THIS* Sometimes your streams are too much of a commitment to watch through, so having a nice highlight reel is very much appreciated. Oh, and again. *Can It Blade?* should be the name of your reviews.
@@Spin818 '(gone sexy gone wrong) You won't believe how this ends! I just lost HOW MUCH $$$$!?' The eye cancer one gets when accidentally clicking on explore/trending is scarring...
To be fair to Kevin: Some people do mean the phrase "adult toy" literally. Something you wouldn't give to a child because it's either too dangerous or inappropriate, but that's actually really fun to mess around with. A lot of gun owners actually buy their guns as adult toys more so than for self-defense or hunting purposes (like good look defending yourself with a 50 cal rifle that you have to rest on something to even fire accurately). Or expensive sports cars are also a classic. And if the US of A weren't so horrendouly prude, they'd just call a sextoy a sextoy and it wouldn't be a cause of confusion.
"This is what you get when people with no clue about weapons mess with them" Personally I don't see this as a big problem, as it is largely a self correcting one.
@@ampeyro just part of being in the workforce right now, people will never not be completely fucking stupid it's just something medical professionals will have to deal with until people start getting back off their asses and going to work.
7:28 - A friend made a gaffe while trying to talk about actions taken during a D&D combat session one time. He started trying to say "shortbow" but changed gears and said "longbow" mid-word. That's right, the mighty "sh'longbow" was born that day.
Historically, the sh'longbow is a remarkably effective, non-lethal weapon. Although it has a relatively short range, it generally only takes one shot to soothe the savage beast. It works exceptionally well against angry She-bears, and if used correctly, can induce a state of almost comatose amnesia and relative submission, for short periods of time. More of a stunning effect weapon, really. It does take a long time to reload a relaxed sh'longbow, however, so shot placement is critical. One nice feature however is the concealed nature of the weapon, often much smaller and more compact in colder climates. Often times not the most durable of weapon types, but there when you need it. The sh'longbow is easily affected by alcohol or old age, unfortunately. Through the ages it has become a largely ceremonial weapon, used to create alliances, and establish kingdoms. And if correctly deployed, to this day it can bring about great victories and lasting peace. It is simply one of the most efficient weapons ever designed for close quarters combat...
This made me laugh way harder than I probably should've. And now I want to introduce Sam Riegel to the word sh'longbow and see what he does with it 🤣🤣🤣
@@rhokesh4391 Well tell him the basic facts then, it's open source material... ____________ Across the board, the Ancient Sh'longbow has the following attributes: (+3) Sustained Thermal Effect (+15) Dexterity (+25) Charisma (+11) Force (+33) XP (+20) HP (+50) Heal Over Time (+20) Stamina (+300) Loyalty [only applies to Forged Alliances] (+11) Speedburst (+20) Paragon (+75) Allure (+15) Restoration (+25) Area Effect (+100) Stun (+11) Disarm (+11) Creativity (+33) Maneuverability Additionally, the sh'longbow, apart from its effect on the nervous system, also carries a mild sedative. Beyond that, much of its use is shrouded in mystery. It is believed by the Ancient One's to possess the seed of life. Regardless if one is prone to belief in old superstitions, or not, it is an undeniably powerful weapon in the hands of a skilled user. It is best known for its maneuverability during flanking attacks... Perhaps the single best attribute of the sh'longbow is that for all we know of this weapon's use, there will still be more to learn, each and every time we practice the ancient art. But like Ptolemy always said, "...it's all in how you draw that bow, yo!"
You had me at: Skall loses it... Ha ha, you were spot on about that dragon dagger. I've made stuff from scrap silver or steel EXACTLY how you described, and that dagger looked just like that! 😂
I get the feeling Skallagrim sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat having had a nightmare where someone breaks into his home and murders him with shame and stabbing using an embarrassingly garish wall hanger sword-like object XD
10:05 as a weapons enthusiast and HEMA practitioner. That... "thing", is beyond horrendous... That said... As a 40k fan, I LOVE it as a Space Marine weapon decoration. Especially if the axe blades were removed, it would be a fantastic Chaplain's Crozius Arcanum.
Those multicolor swords (second listing) are indeed entirely flat through the handle, with just cord wrapping. I have a $20 one just to open boxes for fun
In some cases, it wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so gaudy. But I'm perfectly fine with explicitly and exclusively decorative weapons. It's just like keeping any other piece of art in your house. But, yeah, when they're that ridiculous, the whole notion kinda goes out the window. But they can still be pretty wild and obviously not usable, but still be visually appealing display pieces. . It's also just like...well...EVERY sci-fi ship there has ever been. Many are great art pieces as sculptures...but they are, without exception, godawful ships. But, I still don't fault anyone for owning the little models and what not...because some of them are visually very appealing.
Tangent: That actually raises a good question about historically gaudy aesthetics. I’ve seen museum pieces of royally owned armors and swords that were often gilded or overly elaborately decorated… yet were supposedly used in practical situations like on the battlefield or defending oneself during travelling. I would’ve actually assumed all of those gaudy artifacts were “ceremonial”, but I was surprised by how bougie noblemen were about their stuff for battlefield use. I would greatly appreciate a video that covers the line between what was considered actually-ceremonial versus gaudy-but-practical.
At least personally i at least want them to be vaguely accurate, being able to take the sword down from the wall and swing it around a bit is much more fun than something that'll just snap in two if you move it too fast.
I'd hardly call the Galactica or UNSC ships art pieces or non-functional. My guy, you need to check out Spacedock here on YT if you haven't already lmao
In fairness, the claymore mine you mentioned does have the curved edges arcing back to wards the safer side (still don't want to be close to that explosion) so you get a better spread from the shrapnel;).
This is some of my favorite content of yours. Thanks for doing this. As a former 16yo, it's partly an intense cringe at the items you're showing, but also a reflection that a past version of me would have been really excited to see that on sale at the mall. :)
When I was a kid, my uncle gave me a katana when he moved away. I had no concept of weapon design or anything, I was just losing my shit because my uncle gave me a fucking sword. In retrospect, it was the most wall-hanging sword I've ever seen. I have no idea how sharp the blade was, but the handle was made out of, like...ceramic? Some ultra-hard material I imagine would destroy your hand (and itself) on impact. More importantly, the handle was sculpted and painted to look like a dragon. This did admittedly look pretty cool (if tacky), but it had a spine of scales that SPIRALED around the grip, ensuring that there was NO comfortable way to hold it at all. It was the least ergonomic thing I've ever seen. I hope I still have it back at my parents' place.
That sword @ 5:15 doesn't even closely resemble the Old Scandinavian (actually Frankish) swords. Even less so for an axe... It's so weird how these kind of webshops describe items such as knife sharp blade weapon wall-decoration sword edged weapon unsharpened wooden handle wall hanger knife katana blade axe handle hammer battle ready daggers.
I used to read reviews to my coworkers like this. Sometimes they would take my phone out of my hand in disbelief and just stare dumbfounded for minutes.
I laughed through this whole video. I think my favorite part was just seeing how you're trying to understand why someone would hold knuckledusters backwards, even for just a picture. What you mentioned earlier in the video is the same with a lot of things nowadays... where you're just wondering how people get to that mindset, what kind of brain can even conceptualize that.
The "when happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood" thing makes sense in context. Those are Demon Slayer sword replicas; Tanjiro, the main character, has an acute sense of smell, and blood is a whole theme with demons (they feed on blood, use blood magic, etc.) That exact line is said at least once in the show
Here's a suggestion - do a video for the Beginning Knife/Blade Enthusiast, and take a look at blades that are meant for Hunting, Fishing, Camping, and Gardening, as well as general Outdoor/Survival stuff. There's a lot of axes, hatchets, knives, and machetes that I've seen - some are even patterned after swords, like the gladius machete. I've even seen a survival spear. Best part is, you could pick up a number of these items, and it probably wouldn't cost even $100 (in USA dollars that is) to purchase.
When they hold the knuckle dusters "upside down", it's like if they held a longsword by its blade and struck the enemy with the hilt and pommel! How stupid can they be?!
I love how the "battle ready" katana's are just cheap copies of the swords from the Demon Slayer anime. Fella even uses the name but decides to change it all to ghosts in the description??? Huh?????
The reason the blade's pointed at the user on that knuckleduster is because your biggest enemy is always yourself. Only if you can defeat your own demons will you truly win any battle. XD
7:11 HAHAHAHAHAH IT'S A PORK SWORD 9:30 Wow! They found a way to make nunchucks actually useful in a fight! Show off with the chucks, then turn them into a stick when the fights starts!
11:35 There is a MtG card (Goblin Piker) that has the flavour text: "Once he’d worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
If Skall starts doing a "Cursed Sword Review" like the AK-guy does for guns, I'd be totally behind it.
I dont really know how many of those he could do before completely breaking.
Skall and Brandon review cursed bayonets
Or probably a Collab with brandon
@@velazquezarmouries no. They have opposite personalitys they would end up arguing like lindybeige whenever the chieftain comes around
Thats a great idea! Maybe even a sword meme review?
skall: "now im paranoid, is this also a dildo?"
me: "well... if youre brave enough anything and everything is a dildo"
A great mindset to get infections
Paige no!🌵
@@aubreyackermann8432 *wips out chainsaw*
Could be worse.
@@aubreyackermann8432 Cacti can be over a 100 feet tall.
and everyone is...
"battle-ready bedroom decoration" - that's pretty much how I'd describe myself.
You too?
from this comment i'm guessing you're either very confident in the bedroom or very insecure on the battlefield
That’s definitely a band name
Reminds me of the Viking hero that rescued Brunhilde for his friend, he put his sword in the middle of the bed so no fucks would be given until he could hand her over to his friend.
I mean, Kevin's not wrong.
My man is just saying it's fun to swing around like a toy
As long as he's using the right end
@@kassiog.6595 you don't like jokes..?
Kevin needs help
>Billy_Herrington1969
>Says that a sword handle and sheath would make a good dildo
Of course he did
Somebody should get that metal nunchuck- stick as a gift for Shad's birthday. 😁
Ever read Marvel Comics "Moon Knight?" His main weapon is a nunchuk-stick.
@@Wright805 I dunno, it seems more on Daredevil's alley
Dildo sword handle would be more cruel :P
We could send him thousands of them lol
Haha get em
love it. the ribbed joke at the begining. then the discovery of the sex toy. brilliant editing.
the small shade thrown at shad.
also the second set of "knuckle dusters" looks like a cigar cutter.
this whole video cracked me up.
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Hey. First there is review "good adult toy" , then there is an item Battle ready no cutting edge bedroom decor.
@@Skallagrim I just wait to see that one movie of film clip where they build a real fight situation up on in how many possible ways these pretty toys of uselessness would and could fail in an actual fight. Just a house full of those, fight and people trying to crab one after another getting somehow just - lol - it would be hilarious comedy. And have the fighter consistently curse about what went wrong too.. just to make the point. But still it would be just outrageously funny, especially if every weapon was at first made look cool, but then it would just be a flop after another.
*MORE.OF.THIS*
Sometimes your streams are too much of a commitment to watch through, so having a nice highlight reel is very much appreciated.
Oh, and again. *Can It Blade?* should be the name of your reviews.
He should review SCP-572
But then we get video titles like this:
Can it blade? Gambling battle ready 25centimeter decor non sharp.
@@Spin818 '(gone sexy gone wrong) You won't believe how this ends! I just lost HOW MUCH $$$$!?'
The eye cancer one gets when accidentally clicking on explore/trending is scarring...
@@planescaped truer truths have never been spoken
It’s a worthwhile question.
We need to contact Kevin to hear his side of the story
That's why I call my weapons "grown up toys"
Adult toy has.... connotations...
But then again, so does grown up toys.
@@planescaped yeah I was gonna say that sounds just as lewd lol
Kevin's story starts like:
"So there I was. Minding my own business. Then suddenly...for no reason at all..."
@@planescaped I just call them sex toys. Then while everyone is trying to figure out how/why, I can go play with them in peace.
Shad: “What about dragons?”
Skal: “CAN IT BLADE?”
Oooh a " can it blade" series where skall tries out cheap mall ninja swords could be interesting.
Can’t Blade? Git Gud.
"Can it Blade?" sounds like something Rhett and Link would do.
@@ChaplainPhantasmWILL IT BLADE??? Then they try to cut some fuckin tatami with a cannoli or taquito or whatever
Why do you torture yourself like this, Skall?! Oh, right. For our enjoyment
Indeed. 'Tis a noble sacrifice. xD
@@Skallagrim Tis much appreciated
The rightful quest for strange wallhangers indeed.
Just going nuts over something stupid can be really healthy sometimes.
And it's even then funny if you are the rambler 😄
If something is battle ready and bedroom decor, it's probably Klingon.
Or the battle axe Conan kept in his royal bedchamber for fighting assassins
To be fair to Kevin: Some people do mean the phrase "adult toy" literally. Something you wouldn't give to a child because it's either too dangerous or inappropriate, but that's actually really fun to mess around with.
A lot of gun owners actually buy their guns as adult toys more so than for self-defense or hunting purposes (like good look defending yourself with a 50 cal rifle that you have to rest on something to even fire accurately). Or expensive sports cars are also a classic.
And if the US of A weren't so horrendouly prude, they'd just call a sextoy a sextoy and it wouldn't be a cause of confusion.
"But our new adult toy. Twice the pumping action! Twice the splatter when it bursts! Allows you to get ready fo action in half the time ;)"
Well.... at least in the US of A they appear to get off on those guns. weird.....
@@eddys.3524 You bet I do.
Like, "adult game" doesn't have to be sexual, either.
@@eddys.3524
And what's wrong about getting off all over our guns? You have to use something to clean the barrel after all!
"This is what you get when people with no clue about weapons mess with them"
Personally I don't see this as a big problem, as it is largely a self correcting one.
Tell that to to overworked nurses and doctors...
Well, yes... but also yes.
Stupidity punishes itself.
@@ampeyro just part of being in the workforce right now, people will never not be completely fucking stupid it's just something medical professionals will have to deal with until people start getting back off their asses and going to work.
7:28 - A friend made a gaffe while trying to talk about actions taken during a D&D combat session one time. He started trying to say "shortbow" but changed gears and said "longbow" mid-word. That's right, the mighty "sh'longbow" was born that day.
Historically, the sh'longbow is a remarkably effective, non-lethal weapon. Although it has a relatively short range, it generally only takes one shot to soothe the savage beast. It works exceptionally well against angry She-bears, and if used correctly, can induce a state of almost comatose amnesia and relative submission, for short periods of time. More of a stunning effect weapon, really.
It does take a long time to reload a relaxed sh'longbow, however, so shot placement is critical. One nice feature however is the concealed nature of the weapon, often much smaller and more compact in colder climates.
Often times not the most durable of weapon types, but there when you need it. The sh'longbow is easily affected by alcohol or old age, unfortunately. Through the ages it has become a largely ceremonial weapon, used to create alliances, and establish kingdoms. And if correctly deployed, to this day it can bring about great victories and lasting peace. It is simply one of the most efficient weapons ever designed for close quarters combat...
This made me laugh way harder than I probably should've. And now I want to introduce Sam Riegel to the word sh'longbow and see what he does with it 🤣🤣🤣
@@rhokesh4391
Well tell him the basic facts then, it's open source material...
____________
Across the board, the Ancient Sh'longbow has the following attributes:
(+3) Sustained Thermal Effect
(+15) Dexterity
(+25) Charisma
(+11) Force
(+33) XP
(+20) HP
(+50) Heal Over Time
(+20) Stamina
(+300) Loyalty [only applies to Forged Alliances]
(+11) Speedburst
(+20) Paragon
(+75) Allure
(+15) Restoration
(+25) Area Effect
(+100) Stun
(+11) Disarm
(+11) Creativity
(+33) Maneuverability
Additionally, the sh'longbow, apart from its effect on the nervous system, also carries a mild sedative. Beyond that, much of its use is shrouded in mystery. It is believed by the Ancient One's to possess the seed of life. Regardless if one is prone to belief in old superstitions, or not, it is an undeniably powerful weapon in the hands of a skilled user.
It is best known for its maneuverability during flanking attacks...
Perhaps the single best attribute of the sh'longbow is that for all we know of this weapon's use, there will still be more to learn, each and every time we practice the ancient art.
But like Ptolemy always said, "...it's all in how you draw that bow, yo!"
@@BeingFireRetardant 😂
You had me at: Skall loses it...
Ha ha, you were spot on about that dragon dagger. I've made stuff from scrap silver or steel EXACTLY how you described, and that dagger looked just like that! 😂
I get the feeling Skallagrim sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat having had a nightmare where someone breaks into his home and murders him with shame and stabbing using an embarrassingly garish wall hanger sword-like object XD
"Everything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough!" - to quote Nux Taku, among others.
Some things can only be used once tho
@@eazy8579 a woman explode after using a explosive is a dildo in russia back in the 90s
Battle-ready bedroom decoration sounds like a good description of chain mail bikini's.
You've gotta wear your B.R.A.! Battle Ready Armor is super important!
Naisu, think I might get myself a set or three now so I'm always battle ready. I never lose.
Kevin doesn't have a lot of self awareness. :D
Viking axe is probably the watermark for whoever actually made that sword
sounds like the "Really fun adult toy" thing was one of those sounds better in your head moments for kevin
I wish I were more highbrow, but Skall losing his mind at absurd crap will always be my favorite.
10:05 as a weapons enthusiast and HEMA practitioner. That... "thing", is beyond horrendous...
That said... As a 40k fan, I LOVE it as a Space Marine weapon decoration. Especially if the axe blades were removed, it would be a fantastic Chaplain's Crozius Arcanum.
I don't know i could put it on wall as decoration for 80's early 90's fantasy book cover vibes it give
Deer Lord ;_;
That 1:40 tsuba doesn't even look like garbage cast metal, it looks like cheap metallic paint on plastic
Those multicolor swords (second listing) are indeed entirely flat through the handle, with just cord wrapping. I have a $20 one just to open boxes for fun
Knife weapons, Can’t blade! That cracked me up🤣🤣
In some cases, it wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so gaudy. But I'm perfectly fine with explicitly and exclusively decorative weapons. It's just like keeping any other piece of art in your house. But, yeah, when they're that ridiculous, the whole notion kinda goes out the window. But they can still be pretty wild and obviously not usable, but still be visually appealing display pieces.
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It's also just like...well...EVERY sci-fi ship there has ever been. Many are great art pieces as sculptures...but they are, without exception, godawful ships. But, I still don't fault anyone for owning the little models and what not...because some of them are visually very appealing.
Tangent: That actually raises a good question about historically gaudy aesthetics. I’ve seen museum pieces of royally owned armors and swords that were often gilded or overly elaborately decorated… yet were supposedly used in practical situations like on the battlefield or defending oneself during travelling. I would’ve actually assumed all of those gaudy artifacts were “ceremonial”, but I was surprised by how bougie noblemen were about their stuff for battlefield use. I would greatly appreciate a video that covers the line between what was considered actually-ceremonial versus gaudy-but-practical.
At least personally i at least want them to be vaguely accurate, being able to take the sword down from the wall and swing it around a bit is much more fun than something that'll just snap in two if you move it too fast.
@@swedneck This!
Can shipsdouble as adjlt toys too 😉
I'd hardly call the Galactica or UNSC ships art pieces or non-functional. My guy, you need to check out Spacedock here on YT if you haven't already lmao
Yeah man. That never occured to me. Every sword should really have a built-in bottle opener. Just like the Galil rifle.👍
I am in tears
Also i can totally imagine Shad in the background: "Hang on, lemme unscrew my nunchucks"
The Viking "axe" looks good, but looks like they took photos off the internet and they aren't even selling that sword
That was…. interesting…. May I humbly recommend an episode where Skall reviews actual ‘adult toys’ as weapons. I feel the possibilities are endless.
Battle ready bedroom decor sounds like something Kevin would like
3:48 "When happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood". Am I stupid or is this the opening quote in the demon slayer anime.
Those were demon slayer sword-like letter openers, I think
Explain the coloured swords that otherwise qre realistic.
Yes, I was 90% sure, and now that you say it, it totally is
The description is more or less Demon Slayer but the names are slightly different and it's ghost hunting now.
That was a fun tumble down a weird rabbit hole xD Also, someone should ask Joerg Sprave to test this tacticool slingshot, he'll hate it xD
In fairness, the claymore mine you mentioned does have the curved edges arcing back to wards the safer side (still don't want to be close to that explosion) so you get a better spread from the shrapnel;).
From now on, in every review you're gonna need to answer this question: "can it blade?"
I'll make sure of it
"Battle Ready"- Dude its bedroom decor, the battle it's ready for is clearly a pillow fight!
Body pillows maybe
Night battle.
'Battle ready' 'adult toy' ;)
Everyone: * Pointing and laughing *
Skall: * Edging his Aneurism *
This is some of my favorite content of yours. Thanks for doing this. As a former 16yo, it's partly an intense cringe at the items you're showing, but also a reflection that a past version of me would have been really excited to see that on sale at the mall. :)
Lmao Skallagrim needs to make more of these.
Can I just say that battle ready bedroom decor sounds like it could be awesome... If done right and not purchased on Wish
I hate it when I can't blade with my knife weapons! It's such a drag.
When I was a kid, my uncle gave me a katana when he moved away. I had no concept of weapon design or anything, I was just losing my shit because my uncle gave me a fucking sword. In retrospect, it was the most wall-hanging sword I've ever seen. I have no idea how sharp the blade was, but the handle was made out of, like...ceramic? Some ultra-hard material I imagine would destroy your hand (and itself) on impact. More importantly, the handle was sculpted and painted to look like a dragon. This did admittedly look pretty cool (if tacky), but it had a spine of scales that SPIRALED around the grip, ensuring that there was NO comfortable way to hold it at all. It was the least ergonomic thing I've ever seen. I hope I still have it back at my parents' place.
That sword @ 5:15 doesn't even closely resemble the Old Scandinavian (actually Frankish) swords. Even less so for an axe... It's so weird how these kind of webshops describe items such as knife sharp blade weapon wall-decoration sword edged weapon unsharpened wooden handle wall hanger knife katana blade axe handle hammer battle ready daggers.
When happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood... this video is comedic gold, Skall
I can’t blame you Skal. I’ve seen so many ridiculous things on Wish that I frequently go on there just to see crazy shit for entertainment 😂
7:44 Skal, don't you know? ANYTHING is a dildo - if one is brave enough!
Skall has the best rants. Love it!
This is pure gold, the new: "The weirdest knives" serie.
Skal: "What is wrong with Kevin?"
As a Kevin just let me say in response...How much time you got?
That could have been an hour long and it still would have ended too soon... Feel free to keep these videos going!
That Vikingaxe Viking Sword Damascus Bushido Katana was appropriately enough "full tag" as well.
Also, apparently it could "break anything".
I was given like 30 of those slingshot chickens for Christmas and I had a little too much fun...
How many did the ER doctor need to remove from your cavities?
I used to read reviews to my coworkers like this. Sometimes they would take my phone out of my hand in disbelief and just stare dumbfounded for minutes.
TIL that skal wasn't aware of the saying "everything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
don't ask if it's a dildo, the answer is always yes
I laughed through this whole video. I think my favorite part was just seeing how you're trying to understand why someone would hold knuckledusters backwards, even for just a picture. What you mentioned earlier in the video is the same with a lot of things nowadays... where you're just wondering how people get to that mindset, what kind of brain can even conceptualize that.
1:52 she’s holding it from the wrong side of the Tsuba. Her hand is actually gripping the base of the blade. NOT the handle
Dammit. I thought that I was the only one who noticed this.
I thought it was in the scabbard and she was gripping the scabbard
This video is great! I love the editing and content!
Please make "Blade" a verb when talking about swords.
Everything is a verb, if you're brave enough
But it's a verb already, as well as edge and hand.
Thank you, Skall, for letting your eyes bleed viewing this entertainment so we don't have to! Cheers from Vancouver!
Kevin: ...If you are brave enough!!!
7:37 you have to order that bronze handle and a lock-on part to prank your significant other with. It will be hilarious.
the serations aren’t even square. 0/10 for lack of commitment
The "when happiness is destroyed, it always smells of blood" thing makes sense in context. Those are Demon Slayer sword replicas; Tanjiro, the main character, has an acute sense of smell, and blood is a whole theme with demons (they feed on blood, use blood magic, etc.) That exact line is said at least once in the show
Holy moly tacticool sex toys that's a new one on me! 😆
1:00 sometimes a ninja needs to open a bottle.
The English language;
The greatest test of judging a product's quality.
A video like this once or every two weeks would be nice.
That nunchuck would both trigger and please Shad for sure! 😂😂😂
0:25 EVERYTHING IS AN ADULT TOY IF YOU'RE NOT A LIL BISH ABOUT IT
I tell you...I've seen very many of your videos, but this is absolutely the most hilarious. Brought tears to my eyes, lol. 🤣
dont kinkshame kevin, as long as hes in a safe and consensual situation, im sure knifeplay isnt all that bad... 👀👀👀👀
Indeed, I'm sure that he and his partner have a knife time.
"Adult Toy"
Oh, I'm sure it will go right through a toddler too
That thumbnail though why is he holding the brass knuckles backwards
Timothy from accounting, get over here and pose for a photo.
Gawsh gaiz I dunno 'bout this, I don't have my glasssses!
I really liked the editing style of this video! It felt fresh and new and hilarious
"Adult toy?"
I mean...knives aren't for children!
your children must be weak so i wish good health upon them.. mine gets a greatsword at birth! let's not talk about the results tho
"Is this a dildo?" ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough XD
Oh my kevin.
Here's a suggestion - do a video for the Beginning Knife/Blade Enthusiast, and take a look at blades that are meant for Hunting, Fishing, Camping, and Gardening, as well as general Outdoor/Survival stuff. There's a lot of axes, hatchets, knives, and machetes that I've seen - some are even patterned after swords, like the gladius machete. I've even seen a survival spear. Best part is, you could pick up a number of these items, and it probably wouldn't cost even $100 (in USA dollars that is) to purchase.
its always a kevin
I once knew a Kevin. He’d do something like that.
Battle ready bedroom decor should be a subsection at IKEA.
Is Kevin ok?
I wish yt recomend me this more often cus sometimes i forget yo check, hilarious vid man
When they hold the knuckle dusters "upside down", it's like if they held a longsword by its blade and struck the enemy with the hilt and pommel! How stupid can they be?!
what is "half swording"
Except "half-swording" is too valid a tactic against plate armor to deserve that comparison. Assuming that wasn't bait.
Kevin has started a revolution.
I love how the "battle ready" katana's are just cheap copies of the swords from the Demon Slayer anime. Fella even uses the name but decides to change it all to ghosts in the description??? Huh?????
i guess that could be some kind of translation software thing going eh close enough
Thats sad , i mean they are more line vampires, but ghosts are not demons.
"Do you know how to use a sword?"
"It's simple. Pointy end goes in the other man."
Not the pummel?!
"stick them with the pointy end"
ah that stream was amazing, had me almost dying from laughter
4:25 it's ready to battle anyone trying to take your virginity XD
Those things are great, just great.
The reason the blade's pointed at the user on that knuckleduster is because your biggest enemy is always yourself. Only if you can defeat your own demons will you truly win any battle.
XD
I like how you can see the exact moment Skall got broken by what he was seeing.
Sorry about that, Skall.
7:11
HAHAHAHAHAH IT'S A PORK SWORD
9:30
Wow! They found a way to make nunchucks actually useful in a fight! Show off with the chucks, then turn them into a stick when the fights starts!
Great job on the editing dude I bet the retention will be good for this vid keep up the good work👍
Please, more of this stuff. I enjoed it so much
Loving the classic meme edits
More vids like this please. Deffo entertaining. Man's earned his like.
Not sure what's more entertaining the objects and reviews or his reactions to them.
"Battle ready- bedroom decor"
It think the sword is made for another kind of "battle" in the bedroom!
11:35
There is a MtG card (Goblin Piker) that has the flavour text: "Once he’d worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
I get really excited whenever you use the colleseum background from Symphony of the Night
This video was legit funny lmao 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice work Skal!!
You made me laugh real hard with this video well played sir!