Try this if your VILLAGERS are NOT giving good trades

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Try this and your villager will give the best trades!!!!
    #memes #mincraft

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  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +10995

    This will give them the infinity loop

  • @Speedboyxl
    @Speedboyxl 3 года назад +13402

    If it’s not mending, ur life is ending

    • @AstroNotFound
      @AstroNotFound 3 года назад +160

      h

    • @whoat
      @whoat 3 года назад +61

      h

    • @GuhanG
      @GuhanG 3 года назад +119

      my villager gives 1 emrald and 1 book for 1 mending book its so OP

    • @4ether607
      @4ether607 3 года назад +62

      @@GuhanG did you cure him? I mean if you didnt then its impossible

    • @byeheaven
      @byeheaven 3 года назад +11

      ye lol

  • @MC-874
    @MC-874 3 года назад +4923

    After doing this, the trade chance rate striked up to 1 in 10 million. its good for speedrun.

    • @DrWolf33
      @DrWolf33 3 года назад +16

      Yes

    • @difin1143
      @difin1143 3 года назад +13

      wkwkwkwkwk

    • @ffx8352
      @ffx8352 3 года назад +9

      Hi bang

    • @Huue101
      @Huue101 3 года назад +4

      I made ur likes a Stacc

    • @MaxDesignPrro
      @MaxDesignPrro 3 года назад +6

      Dont mind if i try and rickroll a verified person hehe...

  • @arunkhare1294
    @arunkhare1294 3 года назад +1615

    Villager: sells aqua affinity 1
    After this: sells mending for 1 emerald.

    • @Aragoneagle
      @Aragoneagle 3 года назад +10

      108 likes no replies....

    • @arunkhare1294
      @arunkhare1294 3 года назад +5

      @Jit Long Tso lol

    • @BC-cf9uc
      @BC-cf9uc 3 года назад +5

      @Jit Long Tso you need one dirt to trade 64 god apple

    • @malliemaile6746
      @malliemaile6746 3 года назад +3

      @Jit Long Tso Im gonna put some dirt in your eye...

    • @nicolasbulthe7674
      @nicolasbulthe7674 3 года назад +1

      @@malliemaile6746 Gonna cry?

  • @Kwidge-
    @Kwidge- 3 года назад +1461

    now the villager is offering me a netherite sword named "Just kill me" for 1 emerald. Thank you 10/10

    • @limrithisith4228
      @limrithisith4228 3 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 3 года назад +34

      He offered me a 32k sword irl (even had free shipping wtf)

    • @zombiekiller7101
      @zombiekiller7101 3 года назад +6

      @@AshPikachu9 nice, book one for me as well

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 3 года назад +6

      @@zombiekiller7101 sure thing bud :]

    • @maxwellcatlol
      @maxwellcatlol 3 года назад

      0/9999999999999999999999999

  • @frosted-bird8740
    @frosted-bird8740 3 года назад +2532

    "How many times do you want to misplace blocks?"
    This guy: *"yes"*

    • @hbb1939
      @hbb1939 3 года назад +63

      dude i dont play mc and he looks really fast at building

    • @byron197
      @byron197 3 года назад +14

      Why are you here then? I only wanted to see if a way possible to change those ugly trades but this looks more fun

    • @poonamsanap212
      @poonamsanap212 3 года назад +51

      When ur a bedwars player but ur forced to build things:

    • @akshayannn9627
      @akshayannn9627 3 года назад +1

      Not everyone is a pro like you,sir🙂

    • @vic_710
      @vic_710 3 года назад +35

      @@hbb1939 video is fast forward

  • @breadvendor1521
    @breadvendor1521 3 года назад +481

    this man may not realise it, but he has invented a machine that grants infinite energy.

    • @Yaboi-if8bw
      @Yaboi-if8bw 3 года назад +14

      Actually, your right! There's essentially a lot of kinetic energy being generated within the little machine here.

    • @Ariel-gj7bi
      @Ariel-gj7bi 3 года назад +8

      Perpetual machines are common in minecraft tho

    • @reeman2.0
      @reeman2.0 3 года назад +8

      one water bucket on a slope grants infinite energy in minecraft

    • @Yaboi-if8bw
      @Yaboi-if8bw 3 года назад +3

      @@reeman2.0 More like grants 10 million litres from the top of a mountain

    • @reeman2.0
      @reeman2.0 3 года назад +1

      @@Yaboi-if8bw because it's constantly flowing, you can put a turbine in there and BOOM!
      infinite electricity.

  • @incatm0
    @incatm0 3 года назад +3343

    Instructions unclear, they are now giving 64 diamonds for 1 dirt block

    • @mews75
      @mews75 3 года назад +37

      that's funny

    • @yeetyzone646
      @yeetyzone646 3 года назад +215

      INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR THEY ARE NOW GIVING ME 1 DIRT FOR 64 NETHERITE BLOCKS

    • @Keny_here
      @Keny_here 3 года назад +55

      tho grass blocks are hard to get in survival if you dont have silk touch

    • @user-cu6um3wx9c
      @user-cu6um3wx9c 3 года назад +54

      @@Keny_here kill enderman

    • @raiseddd
      @raiseddd 3 года назад +7

      sus

  • @EpicPoggy
    @EpicPoggy 3 года назад +1118

    I can just imagine someone screaming: "SO ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME GOOD TRADES HUH?!"

  • @sanejthekkekkara6037
    @sanejthekkekkara6037 3 года назад +70

    The villager in the thumbnail: "Yea this is big Brain time"

  • @benbonboo4489
    @benbonboo4489 3 года назад +2375

    This should be the new loading screen of Minecraft.

    • @dirkvisser9777
      @dirkvisser9777 3 года назад +16

      4 sure

    • @guciofilmindustries7255
      @guciofilmindustries7255 3 года назад +10

      No, it shouldn't
      Edit: Ok guys listen ok? I just have enough of people bullying me here so i will explain it again. I got the joke i just thought that the idea of this being a loading screen was dumb. Aight? I dont want to fight, its just my opinion.

    • @BlockImmigrants
      @BlockImmigrants 3 года назад +7

      Lol underrated

    • @guciofilmindustries7255
      @guciofilmindustries7255 3 года назад +1

      @Yellow ok dumboo

    • @darudmistro3278
      @darudmistro3278 3 года назад +1

      🤣

  • @zoom8031
    @zoom8031 3 года назад +113

    Imagine the kids that did the contraption by looking the thumbnail and then sees the video 👁️👄👁️

  • @apple10234
    @apple10234 3 года назад +800

    "Fear is the greatest motivator." - Technoblade

    • @PalpyRNG
      @PalpyRNG 3 года назад +8

      Thats why I aint motivated :/

    • @billythemillipede6102
      @billythemillipede6102 3 года назад +15

      More like every asian parents ever

    • @speedyflixofficial
      @speedyflixofficial 3 года назад +2

      Scroll down to see something special
      Alright, Guys i am typing same comment everywhere but i have to🥺
      I had a youtube Channel With 7.6K subscribers with 411 videos including 4 hours streams. But thats all gone now 😫 , I received a mail a few days ago from RUclips saying "Your RUclips Channel has been banned for violating our guidelines" and yes nothin' else i was not understanding whats going on , also many people wont understand but building 7.6K subs was one of biggest achievement
      I kept saying on 10k i will do face reveal but.. That never happened, i still remember that day i was dying of happiness when my channel hitted 1K subs and communtiy post was unlocked , Also on The Hive Server (bedrock edition) my rank in survival games was 193 but on the day when my channel got deleted i didnt played Minecraft
      I kept messaging youtube and guess what no reply came
      2 Whole day went like this , the third day they replied and said "Your channel was banned for Violating our guidelines" same thing again 😐😑
      Now i gave up on recovering my channel
      Now all i can do is ask for subs :|
      I am sorry for replying everywhere
      Please i need help seriously
      Thank You :(

    • @thelegitpotato1248
      @thelegitpotato1248 3 года назад +3

      @Stanley Doud everyone has their fandoms and personal preferences, just accept that and don’t bully people because they like different things than you do, it’s really rude

    • @user-ob4sn2jn9n
      @user-ob4sn2jn9n 3 года назад

      @Stanley Doud the smp is so boring and confusing these days and heck who cares on who is the best minecraft play any more

  • @richardmejia6652
    @richardmejia6652 3 года назад +2008

    The amount of misplaced blocks is the amount of views he has

  • @wia752
    @wia752 3 года назад +125

    the problem is, I don't casually have stacks of iron blocks, obsidian blocks, ice blocks, and slime blocks

    • @hamisuki247
      @hamisuki247 3 года назад +11

      For ice use silk touch, slime blocks craft with slime balls and the rest you can improve

    • @wia752
      @wia752 3 года назад +5

      @@hamisuki247 that's honestly too much work just to punish a villager, it's already hard enough to get them inside the box

    • @hamisuki247
      @hamisuki247 3 года назад +2

      @wia Well there's a legend that says that if u do this villager will give u netherite and mending for 1 emerald...

    • @dontkeelmehplox3530
      @dontkeelmehplox3530 3 года назад +7

      Just use a lava bucket, problem solved

    • @Mixpat69
      @Mixpat69 3 года назад +1

      @@dontkeelmehplox3530 quick and simple

  • @Linaa777.
    @Linaa777. 3 года назад +387

    Normal people: Looking for another Villager
    Psychopaths:

    • @ones_autumn
      @ones_autumn 3 года назад

      toss in a zombie to

    • @speedyflixofficial
      @speedyflixofficial 3 года назад +1

      Scroll down to see something special
      Alright, Guys i am typing same comment everywhere but i have to🥺
      I had a youtube Channel With 7.6K subscribers with 411 videos including 4 hours streams. But thats all gone now 😫 , I received a mail a few days ago from RUclips saying "Your RUclips Channel has been banned for violating our guidelines" and yes nothin' else i was not understanding whats going on , also many people wont understand but building 7.6K subs was one of biggest achievement
      I kept saying on 10k i will do face reveal but.. That never happened, i still remember that day i was dying of happiness when my channel hitted 1K subs and communtiy post was unlocked , Also on The Hive Server (bedrock edition) my rank in survival games was 193 but on the day when my channel got deleted i didnt played Minecraft
      I kept messaging youtube and guess what no reply came
      2 Whole day went like this , the third day they replied and said "Your channel was banned for Violating our guidelines" same thing again 😐😑
      Now i gave up on recovering my channel
      Now all i can do is ask for subs :|
      I am sorry for replying everywhere
      Please i need help seriously
      Thank You :(

    • @fatdog7412
      @fatdog7412 3 года назад +1

      @@speedyflixofficial No cause you have no content you NOOB

    • @weebo4076
      @weebo4076 3 года назад +1

      @@speedyflixofficial Sur....wait what u didn't have any content

    • @TylertheCC1010fan
      @TylertheCC1010fan 3 года назад +1

      @@speedyflixofficial create content first.

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 3 года назад +501

    At first when I saw this I thought I was gonna be a surreal meme but midway I thought he was actually do a tutorial on a glitch or something but it's actually just a torture device

  • @edegrof09
    @edegrof09 3 года назад +96

    “How fast do you want to place?”
    This guy: y e s

  • @vedant2274
    @vedant2274 3 года назад +354

    Damn this guy is now offering me a ps5 for a grain of sand...Thank you very much..100% would recommend

    • @inactivechannel710
      @inactivechannel710 3 года назад +18

      *hol' up*

    • @ejkruger
      @ejkruger 3 года назад +21

      Waaiiiiit
      Thats illegal

    • @zynk0807
      @zynk0807 3 года назад +6

      i smell a woooosh

    • @ejkruger
      @ejkruger 3 года назад +3

      @@zynk0807 i know this is a joke bro

    • @zynk0807
      @zynk0807 3 года назад +5

      @@ejkruger i wasnt talking about you or anyone else here. Nobody is wooooshed...yet.

  • @itslavender0992
    @itslavender0992 3 года назад +308

    “If it doesn’t have mending it doesn’t deserve a good ending” - unknown

  • @myriad6986
    @myriad6986 3 года назад +39

    Judging from the movement and the blocks paced, this guy is raging, and he had had enough

  • @noobforyoutofal2324
    @noobforyoutofal2324 3 года назад +299

    no one:
    literally no one:
    wandering traders: GoT 64 EmeRalDS fOr a DiRt BlOcK?

    • @floatingbeans
      @floatingbeans 3 года назад +21

      *99 stacks of emerald blocks for a poppy

    • @mehreenaamer5635
      @mehreenaamer5635 3 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @cyatram
      @cyatram 3 года назад +3

      Ew

    • @floatingbeans
      @floatingbeans 3 года назад +10

      9393838373737373747477474747477 Obsidian for 0.5 wood plank

    • @curehaxsonlighting3128
      @curehaxsonlighting3128 3 года назад +8

      No like why are Wandering traders in the game? their trades are crappy and the only use is for them is leads

  • @CatFIB
    @CatFIB 3 года назад +179

    Villager: Why I Still Here Just To Suffer

    • @dustcat420
      @dustcat420 3 года назад

      🐱

    • @rbdiego_11
      @rbdiego_11 3 года назад

      @@dustcat420 cute cat how much?

    • @zegpath81
      @zegpath81 3 года назад

      Yes.

    • @speedyflixofficial
      @speedyflixofficial 3 года назад

      Scroll down to see something special
      Alright, Guys i am typing same comment everywhere but i have to🥺
      I had a youtube Channel With 7.6K subscribers with 411 videos including 4 hours streams. But thats all gone now 😫 , I received a mail a few days ago from RUclips saying "Your RUclips Channel has been banned for violating our guidelines" and yes nothin' else i was not understanding whats going on , also many people wont understand but building 7.6K subs was one of biggest achievement
      I kept saying on 10k i will do face reveal but.. That never happened, i still remember that day i was dying of happiness when my channel hitted 1K subs and communtiy post was unlocked , Also on The Hive Server (bedrock edition) my rank in survival games was 193 but on the day when my channel got deleted i didnt played Minecraft
      I kept messaging youtube and guess what no reply came
      2 Whole day went like this , the third day they replied and said "Your channel was banned for Violating our guidelines" same thing again 😐😑
      Now i gave up on recovering my channel
      Now all i can do is ask for subs :|
      I am sorry for replying everywhere
      Please i need help seriously
      Thank You :(

    • @danylol772
      @danylol772 3 года назад +2

      @@speedyflixofficial stop spamming kid, no one cares

  • @daxgraham4585
    @daxgraham4585 3 года назад +35

    No one:
    The kid in Lego commercials:

    • @theingram9408
      @theingram9408 3 года назад +3

      LMFAO!

    • @daxgraham4585
      @daxgraham4585 3 года назад +3

      @@theingram9408 I mean I'm not wrong

    • @ouen1534
      @ouen1534 3 года назад +3

      It's more realistic if you put it on 2x speed

  • @krakalenaragon9557
    @krakalenaragon9557 3 года назад +461

    the villager: "you spin me right round, right round, like a record baby."
    Edit: "Glad to see we have some tubbo boat fans here"

    • @fgcorp
      @fgcorp 3 года назад +2

      *Yes*

    • @hexem1978
      @hexem1978 3 года назад +9

      Tubbo

    • @fgcorp
      @fgcorp 3 года назад +3

      @@hexem1978 indeed

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 3 года назад +1

      Right round round

    • @fgcorp
      @fgcorp 3 года назад +2

      @xAstro is bored moment

  • @Stanzerpick
    @Stanzerpick 3 года назад +40

    Instructions unclear, I have created a life threatening tornado of villagers and iron golems

  • @twopennyrice866
    @twopennyrice866 3 года назад +42

    person:"woah! How did you get so ripped?"
    me:"everytime he messes up i do one pushup"

  • @60Degreees
    @60Degreees 3 года назад +208

    Literary today was struggling for hours to get villagers to give good trades now this pops up nice lol

    • @parkermckeever4328
      @parkermckeever4328 3 года назад +1

      First one her before this blows up

    • @theredpanda3729
      @theredpanda3729 3 года назад +9

      For me literary today was writing an essay on word disassociation and dyslexia.

    • @orereo2328
      @orereo2328 3 года назад +2

      @@theredpanda3729 k

    • @alextheemperor1427
      @alextheemperor1427 3 года назад

      No it doesn't work it's a joke

  • @Mystic_Spree
    @Mystic_Spree 3 года назад +193

    This is called sexual mental physical and whatever other Harassments are

    • @electgeeexe
      @electgeeexe 3 года назад +6

      Don't forget personal harassment

    • @haIIucin0
      @haIIucin0 3 года назад +3

      Cyber bullying.

  • @lucyy091
    @lucyy091 3 года назад +17

    The "putting block sounds" are just satisfying it's like from asmr

  • @jackson1839
    @jackson1839 3 года назад +110

    Nobody:
    My YT recommendations at 5am in the morning:

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 года назад +1

      I am indeed at 5 in the morning

    • @bruhnana6396
      @bruhnana6396 3 года назад

      Its 12:44 for me

    • @Mr_Moksh007
      @Mr_Moksh007 3 года назад

      Why u opened and saw this its ur problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattloh6971
    @mattloh6971 3 года назад +57

    The devil : I would just like to say I’m a huge fan

    • @Ashlox
      @Ashlox 3 года назад +1

      Give likes to the person below me

  • @shan3622
    @shan3622 3 года назад +13

    Player: So are you going to give me good trades for now on?
    Villager: F-fine 9 emeralds for the sword!
    Player: Hmm... not good enough
    Villager: Wait 8 emeralds!!!
    Have merc-

  • @abyssalzx104
    @abyssalzx104 3 года назад +44

    Villager: *doesn't give me the book I wanted*
    Me: so its gonna be like that, *HUH*

  • @hazamaunlimited8131
    @hazamaunlimited8131 3 года назад +37

    0:30 to 0:40 is a certified bop

  • @ninjagamingteam454
    @ninjagamingteam454 3 года назад +4

    Villagers: don't give good trades
    Minecraft players: *AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY*

  • @poTenTial444
    @poTenTial444 3 года назад +23

    Me: Mom can we have a Roller coaster at home?
    Mom: We already have a Roller coaster at home
    The roller coaster at home:

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 3 года назад +16

    the villager, who just want to feed his family:
    "hmm"

    • @mrthug-fi2bq
      @mrthug-fi2bq 3 года назад +1

      Ahem! You mean :HMMmmmm!

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 3 года назад +1

      @@mrthug-fi2bq oh yeah i forgot lol

  • @professoramilbabujibngali4377
    @professoramilbabujibngali4377 3 года назад +4

    Meanwhile parents : this would be good for Josh ,
    its for his own good this will help him get good grades

  • @TrafficplayzYT
    @TrafficplayzYT 3 года назад +17

    villager: doesn't give good trades
    Megamanny: *fine. I'll do it myself*

  • @Coppermerchant
    @Coppermerchant 3 года назад +4

    Instructions unclear, accidentally committed war crimes

    • @saturnsaturday
      @saturnsaturday 3 года назад

      yeah I hate when that happens, and then I have to move to another city for the 117th time so I wont get caught

    • @diamante8864
      @diamante8864 3 года назад

      @@saturnsaturday wait wat

  • @hattori8807
    @hattori8807 3 года назад +16

    My braincell when I'm trying to take a shit be like:

  • @telumbric1292
    @telumbric1292 3 года назад +5

    Instructions unclear, villagers started using paper as currency and created a democracy

  • @CSDM15
    @CSDM15 3 года назад +5

    Instructions unclear. I tried this with my villager and he chased me with an axe

  • @DanBulboTheGamer
    @DanBulboTheGamer 3 года назад +7

    Alt title: What to do with a Wandering Trader

  • @mehaan.137
    @mehaan.137 3 года назад +22

    You should have mentioned "in minecraft"

    • @peckified5614
      @peckified5614 3 года назад +6

      wait it was for minecraft? uh oh are those sirens

    • @user-is6jb2od9e
      @user-is6jb2od9e 3 года назад +6

      It works pretty well irl...

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 3 года назад +3

      What is Minecraft?

    • @whyyukii
      @whyyukii 3 года назад

      @@peckified5614 oh--- damn---

    • @pussybuster13
      @pussybuster13 3 года назад

      @@peckified5614 oh--- damn---

  • @legendaryoof7410
    @legendaryoof7410 3 года назад +7

    player: "so... are you still not gonna give me the good trade ?... if so then we can make it even faster enough to kill you..."
    villager: "NO MORE... PLS I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR FREE JUST DON'T KILL ME"

  • @abhilas9112
    @abhilas9112 3 года назад +17

    me: You cant defeat me!
    math: i know but he can...
    "Redstone has joined the chat"

  • @imachaoticclownspritesprot688
    @imachaoticclownspritesprot688 3 года назад +72

    i almost ate candy with stoopid paper on it
    idk why im saying this in a minecraft video

    • @aysixty6624
      @aysixty6624 3 года назад +1

      paper healthy yes

    • @theredpanda3729
      @theredpanda3729 3 года назад +3

      I just accidentally started a proxy war in sub-Saharan Africa and sold weapons to both sides and made a profit lol
      idk why im saying this in a minecraft video

    • @Joe-pm8de
      @Joe-pm8de 3 года назад +1

      @@theredpanda3729 i accidentally just started a nuclear war between America, Russia, and China, corium is now the most common resource lol
      idk why im saying this in a minecraft video

  • @QwertY-vu2mi
    @QwertY-vu2mi 3 года назад +6

    GTA Gamers- we can do any illegal thing we want
    Minecraft gamers- slavery?

  • @batamoppo4998
    @batamoppo4998 3 года назад +1

    Before: villager sells 3 cobblestone for 62 emeralds
    After: villager sells 64 netherite blocks for 1 emerald.

  • @aarjanshrestha4994
    @aarjanshrestha4994 3 года назад +23

    Villager: give me 63 diamonds I'll give you 64
    Me: that means I am getting a profit of 1 diamond then let's do one thing I'll give you 0 diamonds give me 1 it's the same thing

  • @parker26000
    @parker26000 3 года назад +4

    Im so impressed on how this person can switch from blocks that quickly

  • @iiusehax
    @iiusehax 3 года назад +2

    After do this on Villagers
    Villagers :Stop I will give all my emerald🤣

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 3 года назад +7

    "Give me good trades or you'll have another go at the Merry Go Round V2"

  • @dannyrg9693
    @dannyrg9693 3 года назад +28

    1:00 perfection

  • @JudgmentAkky
    @JudgmentAkky 3 года назад +1

    This is PERFECT for my villager concentration camp, Thanks!

  • @user-uq3um5nq7d
    @user-uq3um5nq7d 3 года назад +4

    As a person with OCD, it kinda hurts to see him misplace the blocks

  • @Donald2424
    @Donald2424 3 года назад +3

    Villager: y must u hurt me in this way

  • @yeet9905
    @yeet9905 3 года назад +2

    0:39 Ok, now that was satisfying.

  • @ZeroPC1
    @ZeroPC1 3 года назад +6

    "Fear is the greatest motivator."
    - Technoblade
    edit: apparently someone else already posted this comment but uhhhhh

    • @v3nomgaming751
      @v3nomgaming751 3 года назад +1

      And you copy comments
      - Sun Tzu, Art of war

    • @ZeroPC1
      @ZeroPC1 3 года назад

      @@v3nomgaming751 OH LMAO someone already posted that comment xD i didnt see haha

  • @gsas3012
    @gsas3012 3 года назад +11

    Lmao did anyone count how many blocks were misplaced?

    • @aaravshenoy2391
      @aaravshenoy2391 3 года назад +3

      11

    • @gsas3012
      @gsas3012 3 года назад +2

      @@aaravshenoy2391 Thank you I didn't expect anyone would actually answer lmao

    • @victorlopez9861
      @victorlopez9861 3 года назад

      Yep it was 11

  • @pozeyedon
    @pozeyedon 3 года назад +1

    The guy who builds in lego commercials: Pathetic.

  • @matijaaa
    @matijaaa 3 года назад +13

    this guy is making me rage by how many blocks he's misplacing

    • @aldi_nh
      @aldi_nh 3 года назад

      But it is satisfying when he fix it

  • @sarahross975
    @sarahross975 3 года назад +7

    Why do this when you can just break the lava from the blacksmith's house

  • @wilception
    @wilception 3 года назад +2

    Instructions unclear, became most powerful guy in SMP

  • @mavjok
    @mavjok 3 года назад +13

    I make them give me good trades by torturing them

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 3 года назад +2

      I also do that.
      *Also what's Minecraft?*

    • @clint6503
      @clint6503 3 года назад

      @@jebkerman5422 lmao

    • @mavjok
      @mavjok 3 года назад

      @@jebkerman5422 oh Minecraft is a gun game where you can shoot people. You can beat the game by torturing the king villager a certain amount of times until he surrenders and gives you access to the whole world. First person to do this wins and you shoot each other to eliminate other players for an easier win.

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 3 года назад

      @@mavjok how is that different from the real world?

    • @mavjok
      @mavjok 3 года назад

      @@jebkerman5422 because here on earth if we get a shit president we have to deal with it unless the big boys decide to fire him. We also don’t all have guns and can’t go around killing everyone we see.

  • @kazjumpa
    @kazjumpa 3 года назад +15

    wat is this and why is this on my main page.

    • @meomuop3649
      @meomuop3649 3 года назад

      recomend

    • @whoat
      @whoat 3 года назад

      This is life

    • @maxcode582
      @maxcode582 3 года назад

      Nobody really knows

    • @suprememystic
      @suprememystic 3 года назад

      Coz the villagers are not giving you good trades

  • @Pink_N_High
    @Pink_N_High 3 года назад +1

    "If the village didn't give you good trade, make a world where you torture them"

  • @Ayo_Chezzy
    @Ayo_Chezzy 3 года назад +3

    Bruh how am I supposed to get all that iron from in my survival world.

  • @catsarecool511
    @catsarecool511 3 года назад +4

    This video will blow up

  • @jethrowilliamhyramgrecia672
    @jethrowilliamhyramgrecia672 3 года назад +2

    You look like Dream and Mumbo Jumbo trying to speedrun a redstone machine

  • @cipri123wr
    @cipri123wr 3 года назад +5

    I was about to say clickbate and dislike, but I actually like this outcome better lol🤣.

  • @bobaldrich4082
    @bobaldrich4082 3 года назад +3

    Plot Twist: They had good trades if you traded with them a little more

  • @namenotimportant2201
    @namenotimportant2201 3 года назад +1

    Police:We are looking for a guy in a red hoodie
    The guy in a red hoodie:

  • @Dudunkin
    @Dudunkin 3 года назад +4

    Cool
    Subbed)

  • @agirlsoot3816
    @agirlsoot3816 3 года назад +1

    Megamanny: FOR CONTENT
    Villager: PLEASE WHY ME WHYYY OUT OF ALL THE OTHER VILLAGER YOU CHOOSE ME?!
    Megamanny: Oh shut up its just for the content
    Villager:😭

  • @user-nw6wl5jp7c
    @user-nw6wl5jp7c 3 года назад

    1. Get a zombie
    2. Infect a villager
    3. Cure him
    4. He will give you a sale
    5. Erase and re-do

  • @argusfn5481
    @argusfn5481 3 года назад +1

    When he’s trying to show off his fast building skills but it’s clearly not working

  • @elenachartschenko9273
    @elenachartschenko9273 3 года назад

    Villager: HELP ME
    Steve:learn to trade!

  • @d__shot5960
    @d__shot5960 3 года назад +2

    my villager became an illager yes a very ill villager and sells meds for a med

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 3 года назад

    Villager: 3 emeralds for 1 emerald
    What you do in that situation:

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 3 года назад +2

    From the moment the villager was spawned, it already sighed in despair.

  • @theanimegang9812
    @theanimegang9812 3 года назад +1

    This man can do a great speedrun. Look how fast this man placing blocks oml

  • @cansytgames6957
    @cansytgames6957 3 года назад +2

    Instructions unclear; sent my cousin to jupiter

  • @graysonballs
    @graysonballs 3 года назад

    Okay but block placing sped up is hella satisfying

  • @shendhaneravi6636
    @shendhaneravi6636 3 года назад +1

    The number of misplaces gives me *ANXIETY*

  • @huehuehue6969
    @huehuehue6969 3 года назад +1

    After doing this with my villager, he gave me netherite pickaxe with 'fortune III and Unbreaking III' and begging me for turn off this clock 😂 lol 🤣

  • @daveh.116
    @daveh.116 3 года назад +1

    Me: GIVE ME MENDING OR YOU GO TO THANOSES TORCHER : The Villager: the villager gets in the torcher. also the villager FINE I’LL TRADE MY GOOD STUFF :Me that’s better😐

  • @martyo.560
    @martyo.560 3 года назад +2

    *Mercy was never an option*
    *When you don't trade carrots*

  • @hockeyskates2637
    @hockeyskates2637 3 года назад

    Ah yes, just some good ol *advanced interrogation methods*

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 3 года назад +1

    If you put a block where the villager is supposed to go you can suffocate it slowly. You have to use a boat or minecart though

  • @desuvult8463
    @desuvult8463 3 года назад

    "One of many war crimes to be added on my bucket list peko"

  • @caelstu
    @caelstu 3 года назад +1

    After doing this, minecraft will have the first circular mob! 😂

  • @nms9860
    @nms9860 3 года назад +1

    Bro this kid is cracked at building my guy!!
    🔥

  • @sunsetsunflower5395
    @sunsetsunflower5395 3 года назад +1

    Worked really well, got mending for 11 emeralds right after thanks for the tutorial

  • @kurolight.
    @kurolight. 3 года назад

    Instructions Unclear: *Villager having fun*

  • @chimingw
    @chimingw 3 года назад +1

    japan during wwii committing war crimes:

  • @Justin-ko1ht
    @Justin-ko1ht 3 года назад

    Moral of the story :- If the villager doesn't give good trade , switch to the creative gamemode .

  • @velvetcupcakess
    @velvetcupcakess 3 года назад

    The thumbnail: *B I G B R A I N*
    Me after the video: *B I G B R A I N*