9lokknine Cooks A Brick | Follow My Recipe™
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2019
- Follow My Recipe™ is a new, original miniseries created by the CinematicTV team where we film rap artists making their favorite homemade meal, so you can make it too! On this episode watch 9lokknine walk us through how to make a Brick.
Ingredients:
Cheetos
Ramen Noodles
Slim Jim
Pickles
Steps:
Break Down Cheetos
Break Down Noodles
Slice Slim Jim
Dice Pickles
Mix All Ingredients In a Bowl
Add Ramen Seasoning
Place Ingredients In Cheetos Bag
Bring Water To Boil
Add Water To Bag
Let Cook For 5 Minutes
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Associate Producer: Ricky Zanders
Creative Producer: Jonathan Astacio
Executive Producer: Jonny Shipes
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they makin him cutting a slim jim look like gordon ramsey
This is Why Juice Wrld died ruclips.net/video/YW2ChGSgdMY/видео.html
@@yahighness9055 that song sucks😂
@@yahighness9055 get off that autotune boi😂
Tbh😂
Yahighness bruh you hella wrong tryna profit off his death. Special hell for ppl like you.
Every ingredient is just followed up by “it doesn’t really matter you could use something else” lmao.
You can make a spread with litterally anything that's why he said that. It's jail food but it's vary good.
Bc it’s a jail meal. Gotta work w what you have. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Who gonna boil that water for you? And who will spend money on you? In jail unless your on death sentance
Ruben Alaniz I’m gonna make a health food version with kale chips and beyond meat
If “We got food at home” was a person
Vr0lancee 😭🤪 day’s true cuz
Vr0lancee headass
😂😂 thats that real struggle💯🔥
@@King-se6lx its jail food
FUCK OUTTA HERE LMFAOOO
This isn't a recipe everytime he adds something he says "u can put whatever u want" 😂
This should be first comment 😂😂😂😭😂
Dude said “Pickles or hot sauce it don’t matter” like nigga what?? 😂😂
ValleyRiverBoss 😂😂😂
projectx 😭😭😭
@@harrypottersucks12 he said hot sausage, the caption was wrong
"Next step is hot water, I prefer boiling"
-9lockknine
Jonathan Smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo!!!!!
😂😂😂
Jonathan Smith how’s it funny
@@genesisthegoat1142 🤦♂️Ok.......I will explain it to you. Nobody's preference is boiling water! Cooking instructions will either call for the water to be boiling.........or not! Kinda of like saying, next step calls for cold water, I prefer frozen......is this making any sense?🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
this whole vid summed up is when your mom says we got food at home
don't do drugs! Nah that’s too good to be “the food at home”
0:00
Deadass😂
James Causey H
DC4 Anti DisneyDocket nice grab how many you got
Nobody:
Jailhouse Brick:
9lokknine: “that bih lock”
😂😂
Him : “Nek stewp u neada pouw sum wahta inna nowdle”
“De shii luuc”
LMAO 😂😂. I don't know how I'm reading this but it is funny asf.
dat southern florida lingo jit
@@trippie_fabio3181 he not even frm South Florida, he from Central FL, specifically Orlando lmao
@@princejaxisblack8789 by southern florida i meant orlando aswell although I was incorrect, yes you are right he is from orlando
i saw cook a brick and immediately thought “yo ass going to jail”
😂😂 my thoughts exactly
ha
SHUT UP
rEigxn I was thinkin da same thing
rEigxn same
When your friend fresh outta jail says he has the snacks for the party
Keegan Forrester 😂😂
So my dad is going the party
ruclips.net/video/RDm-RptWTVQ/видео.html
Keegan Forrester jsiNsnbNbshs g w😂🙄❤️
Its that *MEAT*
0:00 '' Wuuh Good, Di Glackkneein, today im kukingg briiik ''
That man took a boiling hot bowl out of the microwave with his hands... Where you learn to do that at???
@Pepe Sylvia glass heats up in the microwave are you serious
@Pepe Sylvia Man if you put water in a glass bowl and put it in the microwave long enough for it to boil that shit is gonna be hot
Pepe Sylvia what dumbass told you that lie😭
???????????
look closely he has towels between his hands and the bowl
Why they put subtitles like Glock ain’t speaking English 😭💀
😂😂😂
Accent
They used em for 2chains too😂😂
Well he's an African just like you
@@Star-ft7pf shit joke
This has Florida written all over it
Jit is from Florida 😂
That’s where he is from I was locked up in Tampa and that’s what everyone does lol
@@masterreacter..9558 them bricks be hittin tho
Ryan Morgan fr I was locked up for 60 days no bond for some bullshit lol got out cause I got a lawyer
Nigga this shit every jail in the US
3:08 rest up baby joker 🕊
how did he die
@@ontop2324got shot tryna spin
I bet he making 1 right now in his cell
9lokknine how high are you?
9lokknine: bout 5’10”
That's a stretch, boys like 5'6 5'7 tops
@@hazyviews999 5'9 including his dreads cuz hes like 5'7 and they a good 2 inches atleast
Add*
白い戦士 he making fun of his thought process
@@MarlenRodgers i hope he already knows that
“You need some hot hot water. I prefer you boil it.” Lmao i dont know why but i died😂😭
He was correct... Boiling water is hot, but hot water doesn't necessarily mean boiling water.....
@@zaqannapash7504 no but hot hot water is boiling water.. Just hot water might not be boiling but hot hot water is
@@libratny Then explain to me the joke?
@@jerrywright6137 When you wash your hands do you wash it in boiling water or hot water... When you boil and egg could you wash your hands in the same temperature water?
@@jerrywright6137 I could understand that! You are correct then...
me: locked out side my house for the first time 3:02
O dat bih lock🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣lmaoooooooo
Im dead 😭🤣
Bruh
We not gonna talk about his accurate slicing of pickles😤
Imagine being like “babe I’m hungry” and he starts making this
lmao
Hope I’d say come get dis asian eggroll then😘
What’s ur ig
Hope I’d be like “bitch get your own food”
😂
“Oh that bih lock”
on god - Don
“baby lemme see ya phone rq”
me : 👆🏾
"I prefer you boil it."
*puts in microwave*
wat i said lmao
I ised to use chill ramen, doritos, dill pickles, bbq sauce, velvita cheese and summer sausage. But only heat the water up to 180F. Really good!
this got county jail written all over it 😂
Lol😂😂
More like penitentiary
At the end he was like "if you don't wanna make a brick don't go to jail" 😂
Ong 😂
We refer to it as a “spread”
“Pickles, or hot sauce. It doesn’t matter.”
*those are two completely different things*
preston rideout they are used to add spice don’t act dumb bruh
And he said hot sausage*****
Frank Smith no he didn't lmfao
Nbs
preston rideout hot sausage fool
I tried this before and it’s actually pretty good 😂
Naw fr wit some Doritos on instead cheetos
Thanks for the subtitles. Really helped and definitely needed.
i think we all know what we was thinking when we seen "cooks a brick"
Exactly
Was kinda excited for a quick while
That’s the joke
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Duhhh
When your mom says it’s food at the house
Wazy Wtf this is so relatable 😂😂
Hell yeah😭
lolll
Lmaoooo
Teacher no eating in class:
kids at the back of the class:
Damn bro u got the whole squad laughing
right im on the floor rollin '-'
😐
brb boutta go find the funny
Rip baby joker
Mane making jail food🤦🏽♂️😂......I thought he was making dope bricks🧱 ☠️
😭😭😭😭
jayyy4x._23 Dagoat word
Deadasss🤣😭
Fr
Hell yh ong dats y I came 2 da bus 😂😂
This the hoodest shit I ever seen and I stay inna hood
Odie B 💀 no cap
Odie B you eat at jail
@@omarbarnett11 😂😂😂
This is jail food
I prefer you boil it *puts it in the microwave*
2 years later and it's still goated
This is the first piece of Glokknine content I had ever witnessed, what a fantastic gentleman.
Man could literally cook and eat anything he wants but hes like nah lemme make this prison food
😂😂😂😂😂
Right
For real
That's bcuz that shit is fire
“I prefer you boil it” *puts it in the microwave*
"I'm show u how to cook a brick" makes prison food
Can’t water still be boiled in the microwave? I’m lost
Blue Pressure yeah ig but that wouldn’t be anyone’s first choice 😅
Ez E what jail have you been to where the guards will let you use a microwave lol I just got out dec 12 and ain’t no damn microwave in there. I’ve actually been locked up in a few different cities and never once was there a microwave. And guards are not risking their job just to let you warm something up. We made burritos from the warm water out the sink.
Ez E I remember the coffee pots then they banned them but definitely never had a microwave in the county but hey different cities probably got different shit.
“Big brick if you don’t wanna go to jail’
Me:imma try that 👁👄👁
will keep this in mind jus in case (teehee) also LOVED your mixtape!
Who read the title and thought he was boutta Cook a Brick of yayo
Mugsy Beats fax
Bro I thought he was about to whip the wrist lmfao
Me😂😂😭🤧
I saw brick and thought I was finna make money money 😂😂
kobie droped 81 broooo 😂😂😂 how to start trapping 101
"OH THAT BIH LOCK"
9lokknine 2019
Gone be making alotta this pretty soon
Is everything ok buddy .
He really cookin this up now
Nobody:
9lokknine: "Wuguh it glawnine tudaye am cukin' a brih"
Uh juh da way he be tawkin
ah cahzhay heh cohokahn a brhak
Yah sumtines I dunno wa he sain, I hav 2 kina reind da vid two undera stan it
I can understain him cuh he frum flordah juh liek me
Va'Niya Gethers nah
Damn he must of didn’t realize he out of jail
Ikr.. It's like they miss those good ole prison days and making this garbage brings back the good memories.
Big Hosafat Yea exactly. I had never tried coleslaw before I went to juvie for a month, always thought it looked nasty as fuck but I tried it cause I was so hungry one day and that shit was great. When I got out I started eating it a good bit
@@americaninsurgent4403 its our slavic salad and you a fool if u think that shit dont look nice its from poland and only carrots and cabbage grow good there and like u said its great with some porkchops damn im making it today good idea salute
you must of realized you didn't word this comment right lol.
English?
This vid is nice I get sensation I never got before just by watching this
We all can agree that Jaydayoungan took over this whole series
That’s crazy he died lastnight
"Next is pickles or hot sauce,it dont matter"
Those are two entirely different things,mr. 9
BasedKnight or hot sausage lol*
Lil Rando nah it’s hot sauce
Hot sausage. Pickled sausage
He said hot sausage but the subtitles read hot sauce lol
Not in the hood
Never thought I would see anyone chopping up beef jerky
More like mystery meat
Brooooo! Lmao
Slim jim*
After seeing this video, I believe that even prisoners at Soviet Gulags ate better.
I like how they had to put captions
“You want a piece of that?” That guy who tried it looked like he regretted it on his 2nd bite 😂🤣😭
😭😭😭
EAZY BREEZY prison spreads good asf y’all just don’t kno 😂
EAZY BREEZY 😂😂
@@Junkjitt no they aint... I aint know nobody thats out that wanna eat that you cappin hard
@@user-is2mj2ig4v me when I was 19 ma struggling now I'm swole and doing fine
Friend: You know how to cook?
Me: It’s complicated.
okay ong
Shit i thought you was me for a sec 😂
Right back to it, damn
Shit man free g9 7 years wit no tears
Fr he gunna be eating this ery day now
Tay k eating good noodles everyday 😬😂
lol FREE TAY
Exactly
Inmate turn yo booty into fish filet
You can go ahead and clock out for me ☠️
@@ejfunny hell no tf
When you're high af feeling like Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen using the microwave to boil water.
In case anyone is wondering if this works like that, I just tried it like 5 minutes ago and surprisingly it worked perfectly…
Although I used flaming hot cool ranch Doritos and pepperoni and salami instead of Cheetos & Slim Jims anyways it was insanely spicy and I didn’t finish half of it.
Me: how many bags of hot cheetos should I get ?
9lokknine: get a bag jit.
Me: cool.
😂😭
I tried it
tHaT BiH LoCK
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
🤣💀💀💀
Always gotta be that one person ^^^^^
@@rawhidetucoymccoy4059 always that one fortnite kid that just ruins everything
@Kendall Leong yall really made the kid change his profile picture im dead
When he said “wa goo de gla nine” I felt that
Brendan Fogel 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
this isn’t tik tok “i felt that”
Ok Brendan
LMAOOO
What did u feel ? 😂😂😭🤦🏻♂️
1:39 asmr feeling
This is my favorite video of all time
He said “Hot Sausage”🤣 not hot sauce
I was like tf he mean, or hot sauce 😂😂
🤦🏾♂️y’all never had a hot sausage before it’s a real thing😂
@@919kanee i have i thought he said sauce i was confused how that was like a pickle
919 Kane He said hot sausage but the caption said hot sauce
I swear... they dont get the FL Slang
This straight off the commissary menu rolling lock up chef boyardee style.
Boiardae*
@@miguelarias5000 Do you even know what Im talking bout? you better go an look up that cheap ass canned spaghetti and ravioli cause its spelled chef Boyardee. Im guessing your privileged ass never had to eat the cheap shit growing up cause if you dont know then dont know! You makin it sound like what the good shit in Italy would be called but this the dolla store U.S. version over here now.
@@miguelarias5000 Boyardee*
Danny Greene he forgot that hot sauce though
@@oilequalsgold2837 Hot sauce? shit man I pulled a 12 year bit and they neva had hot sauce on are commi sheet, y'all lucky if you get some hot sauce on the list.cover up that nasty ass cheetos clumps that dont neva mix up right, eat that shit get chunk O cheeto stuck in the throat!
Its mothers day im over here makin this for my mom 😂😂😂
I mean I ain't gonna lie I seen a couple tik-toks where other people hooked this type meal up but I must say i ain't never heard of this chill dude till I saw this and Imma try this now he actually but some technique into it...imma try this later since im interested now because i love all those snacks lol...seeing as I'm broke and quarantined...XD
He's acting like he jus wan go home.
Wha you gah againss t's?
Loko Flipz u play fortnite kiddo, stop talkin like ur bitchass is gangsta ffs nigga
@@lokoflipz5344 Bruh
It looks like he wants a sandwich
Jacksep ticeye You are a mega hypocrite dude. You also try to talk like a gangster with the name jacksepticeye
he did not say “hot sauce” he said hot sausage 🤣🤣
Xioli.i had to run it back to make sure
Foreal foreal 😂😂🤣
he did tho fr fr
He did
thank you!!
He ain’t say “ pickles or hot sauce” he said “ pickles or a hot sausage “ 😂
He gon be makin a lot of those
This is not “home made” food, that’s prison food.
HotStylzz22 bruh they give you slim Jim’s and kosher dill pickles in prison?
I was thinking the same lol I’m surprised he didn’t cook it in the kettle
@@jaydenhoffisabell9030 no shit bro
ZanoZ TrackZ ay, it’s not like I know what goes down in a prison so I wouldn’t know
@@jaydenhoffisabell9030 you gotta buy it from commissary
i showed this to my school cafeteria lunch lady
she quit
Because this better than what the cafeteria serve?? 😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆!!!!!!!!
@@wolf00o25 yes
Felipe what u doing here
😆 😆 😆 😆
Thank god for the captions
I don’t know why but this video relaxes me for some reason
When he started crunching up the chips inside the bag my mind immediately said PRISON! And the following noodles and Slim Jim's confirmed it for me
The noodles was all I needed to see bro just making a hook up
This was not what I expected to see when I searched for “How to cook a brick”
Honestly, id rather eat crack after watching this
With All Due Respect ruclips.net/video/dc1TIdtYO4k/видео.html
SALO or The 120 Days of Sodom: I can't eat rice with my hands like this... Then eat Isht! Wtf is your username???? 😂😂😂
The feds on yo ass frfr tho
Him every time he says an ingredient: “oR AnY KinD YOu WOnT” 🤣
The way he cut the pickles is legendary 😅
This is what everyone eats when its fish day in prison.
I know I’m not the only one who thought he was cooking an actual “brick” of cocaine 😂😂😂😭
U ain't the only one
o thought he was cookin a brick brick like a brick wall
same i did to.
Sam Bowie I was I got kinda excited
Yes
That shit was surprisingly good asf🤣
That's that last jumbo meal 🥘 fa ya # 💯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He bare handed a boiling glass bowl of water.
isthis myrealname didn’t look too hot
isthis myrealname can y’all check out my first song I just started can y’all tell me what u think
😂😂
Niggas been cooking work so long they hands immune to heat lol
Glasses are made to keep heat in not on the outer part of the glass basic science well new glass dishes
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
9lokknine: noonles
😭😭😭
Dat bih lock
this looked good no cap
I’m makin this😂 my mamma gon be like “ wtf is this”😂
“I prefer you boil it” *puts water in microwave*
water boil quicker in the microwave than on the stove
Boiling ain't always need to have an stove
he said “ i prefer you boil it “ 🤦🏾♂️
It doesn't matter🤦
@@mritizwatitiz ong what this nigga tryna say?
This little n**** just made a prison hookup I've been upstate this is not anything entertaining but I understand growing up in the trenches♠️
He said at da end if u dont wanna make a brick don't go to jail
I know he was high af when he created this
Exactly
Peso Ty ONg 🤣🤣
TRENT HUNTER AKA 'TRE Nigga shut yo bitch ass up 😂
My Boii Glokknine Out Here Went from the Rap To the Kitchen Real Quick
2:50 him adding finishing touches also him "uugghh
Tell me why my 5 year old sister knows how to cook this
Apparently your 5 year old sister has been spending her free time in the county jail
Fucking idiot
Those 5 mins in timeout change people
2 Scoops In da coop no cap 😂😂
@@2scoopsindacoop361 lol
Man the title made me think he was boutta make pure cocaina mota😭
G -Reg same 🤣🤣
On God 🤣🤣
Ay he knows wat he talking bout🔥💯
Day :??? Of quarantine and here I am trying this
This is just a prison burrito and he called it a brick
Killap 1738 facts
Different states got different names
Diffrent name same thing, likr crawfish and crayfish or crawdad
In arkansas we call'em speads
Killap 1738 they call it a brick in prison stupid
Lmao “ next is pickles or hot sauce” that don’t even make sence
Im bussin up ryt now cos I thought the same ting
He said hot sausage. Can say this confidently, I too am from Florida.
@@reedkelly8682 oh my bad I'm in London UK
@@reedkelly8682shit u rite
Pickles and Hot Sauce can contain Vinegar as a common ingredient. I think that is why they could be interchangeable.
- NAhh.. My dude rlly making a struggle meal ! LMAoo ii lowkey fw this
Making one right nie 🖤🖤👌🏾