Solid Snake Calls Gun Shops - Metal Gear Prank Call

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @sdmfbastard
    @sdmfbastard 5 лет назад +10591

    I feel bad for the next guy who came in the store and asked john about sniper rifles.

  • @sharperguy
    @sharperguy 5 лет назад +7225

    "Is this transmission being monitored by the millitary" "hehehe possible" "now it is". These guys are great lol.

    • @KalmanBorbely
      @KalmanBorbely 5 лет назад +295

      Yeah, too bad they hung up so quickly

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 5 лет назад +219

      @@KalmanBorbely it's because they knew something
      👀

    • @vinjiwolfun7796
      @vinjiwolfun7796 5 лет назад +116

      Such jokes are only good if every person involved takes it easy and as a joke

    • @truckercowboyed2638
      @truckercowboyed2638 4 года назад +100

      They hung up because, they are working for THE PATRIOTS!!!

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 года назад +58

      @@truckercowboyed2638 The La Li Lu Le Lo?

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +10091

    _What else, Nuclear Warhead?_
    *_OH YEAH_*

    • @Bacon-tq9ly
      @Bacon-tq9ly 5 лет назад +117

      He needs them for the Metal gears
      Sahelantheopus, Metal Gear, Metal Gear Rex, Metal Gear Ray, and Metal Gear Zeke

    • @wesnoles6845
      @wesnoles6845 5 лет назад +52

      Where that gun shop at tho, I want the warheads

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 5 лет назад +12

      *oh yeah* I died

    • @libuwtf
      @libuwtf 5 лет назад +15

      Well only in USA would someone say that they have (seen) sniper rifle around :D

    • @ikmal017
      @ikmal017 5 лет назад +5

      @@Bacon-tq9ly and Shagohod

  • @royaltinman2226
    @royaltinman2226 4 года назад +591

    Should have called back later in the day and said
    “Kept you waiting huh?”

  • @raventamer99
    @raventamer99 8 лет назад +2932

    It's pretty obvious that first guy had played MGS before. I'm surprised he didn't hang around longer: if Snake called me at work one day looking for guns, I'd shit myself.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 7 лет назад +200

      He straight up says "Metal Gear Solid?" when Snake asked about Metal Gear. The reason why he probably hung up was because wether he liked it or not he had a business to attend to and while it was funny, it wasted his time. It'd be like calling up 911 and fucking around with the operator with a Mario voice or sound board. It's funny but for all he knows there could be a person in genuine need of police or emergency medical services and as such he doesn't have time to do this.

    • @MikyBounty
      @MikyBounty 7 лет назад +40

      Riddles Incorporated
      Even Otacon "lost it" when he met Snake for the first time. ^^

    • @KirilPetrov65
      @KirilPetrov65 6 лет назад +6

      Generic white kid the second not even close but ok

    • @PSWX-do4wj
      @PSWX-do4wj 5 лет назад +1

      Prince Marth cypher

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 лет назад +4

      I'd have that conversation all fucking day

  • @VenomSnakee
    @VenomSnakee 9 лет назад +11000

    "Do you know the person who designed the Metal Gear?"
    *hangs up*
    HE KNOWS SOMETHING

    • @Haseo92
      @Haseo92 9 лет назад +490

      Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED

    • @Nephrite_Harmony
      @Nephrite_Harmony 9 лет назад +87

      Isn't your name supposed to be "Snake"?

    • @AlexIr99
      @AlexIr99 9 лет назад +13

      Can someone explain what the meaning of this comment is? (I ve never played MGS)

    • @VenomSnakee
      @VenomSnakee 9 лет назад +100

      Alex Shady metal gear is a giant robot designed to lunch a nuke from any terrain, destroying the idea of nuclear deterrence since the country that has said metal gear can effectively have a mobile nuclear weapon storage

    • @AlexIr99
      @AlexIr99 9 лет назад +3

      BOSS Thanks for the fast reply :)

  • @sepita10
    @sepita10 6 лет назад +1912

    3:45
    John: "When i figure out who this is im going to teach you a lesson in manners."
    Snake: "This isn't first grade math class."
    Brilliant, just brilliant.

  • @D00mnukem
    @D00mnukem 3 года назад +133

    Props to the first guy who knew the cartridge for a mostly obscure, low number production, German sniper rifle that's banned in the U.S. and all from off the top of his head!

    • @bink
      @bink 2 года назад +22

      Sounds like he may have just been an MGS fan...

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- 2 месяца назад

      It's not that obscure, it's in dozens of video games.

  • @thecrookedman5892
    @thecrookedman5892 9 лет назад +1587

    Employee: "this is John"
    Snake: "father?"

    • @MagicMan3K
      @MagicMan3K 9 лет назад +225

      spot pilgrim "No it's Cena... JOHN CENA"

  • @voltag3man
    @voltag3man 8 лет назад +3376

    what if someone walks into that guys store and asks for a sniper rifle and the dude beats his ass thinking its the youtuber hahaha

    • @evosteff
      @evosteff 8 лет назад +191

      This comment literally made my year

    • @voltag3man
      @voltag3man 8 лет назад +49

      he was talking to me lmao

    • @SolarQuiet
      @SolarQuiet 8 лет назад +105

      people with knowledge on weapons don't walk in asking for a "sniper rifle"

    • @voltag3man
      @voltag3man 8 лет назад +76

      Solar Quiet Well i mean if u are literally looking to invest in a sniper rifle, and not into a specific one then yes but it would probably look alot more like "Can you show me what sniper rifles you have".

    • @FeatheredGryphon
      @FeatheredGryphon 8 лет назад +23

      When You buy a computer or TV, You don't say "I want to buy [MODEL HERE]". You say You want computer or TV and then store guy shows You what they have. So I don't think it's really that weird saying just "snipr riffle" without specification which one. Most people buy just things they decide in shop. Sometimes they buy specific models but not always. So the same goes with sniper riffles. And to know weapons You have to use them first and to use them You have to buy them, so to buy, You have to ask for it. If I would ever buy a sniper riffle I wouldn't say "I want PSG-1" or whatever model it can be, cause I don't know how they works. I would say I want sniper riffle and if the guy can help me chosing good one for me.

  • @RaytheonNublinski
    @RaytheonNublinski 5 лет назад +833

    “When I find out who you are I’m gonna ...um”
    Dude, I’ve never been more terrified in my life. You’re a brave soul for continuing to call that guy back.

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1062
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1062 4 года назад +54

      Hes gonna get some psg-1 bullets XD

    • @vott040
      @vott040 3 года назад +35

      Jajajja gun store owners cant just track you, and he probably wasnt even the owner, just a worker acting tough

  • @BigBoss-xr8dg
    @BigBoss-xr8dg 5 лет назад +2229

    If someone called me and used a Solid Snake soundboard on me I’d love life!!

    • @murdockisdead
      @murdockisdead 5 лет назад +16

      Same.

    • @mitchellmcglamry2074
      @mitchellmcglamry2074 5 лет назад +32

      I would act like Octacon

    • @ProxyMinePro
      @ProxyMinePro 5 лет назад +11

      Me: "Tell Quiet I said, 'Hey'."

    • @hollowclyde3433
      @hollowclyde3433 5 лет назад +11

      i would legit answer him on what i know of metal gear >

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 лет назад +10

      “I love Life” - Solid Snake to Big Boss, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
      He actually said that. In the final confrontation.

  • @eldevenirdelostiempos9764
    @eldevenirdelostiempos9764 5 лет назад +3529

    - Do you know the person who designed Metal Gear? -
    Hideo Kojima

  • @StrazdasLT
    @StrazdasLT 10 лет назад +386

    i love how the first guy offered nuclear warheads. he was clearly having fun with the caller.f

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 9 лет назад +8

      He offered H.E.A.T rounds. He was just guessing that nukes is what he wanted.

    • @MrBellsBlues
      @MrBellsBlues 9 лет назад +1

      You just like to be around people don't you?

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Me?

    • @jmjmjm2995
      @jmjmjm2995 7 лет назад

      Michael Edmunds yes you lol

  • @sionantara370
    @sionantara370 5 лет назад +3577

    0:10
    Snake : "Where can I find a sniper rifle?"
    Clerk : "Where can you find a sniper rifle?"
    A true Metal Gear experience.

    • @coldmateuscold
      @coldmateuscold 4 года назад +27

      Heheheheh

    • @sionantara370
      @sionantara370 4 года назад +46

      @Michael Aguilar Just watch the first minute of this to get the basic idea. ruclips.net/video/p8iBBJE_MZ0/видео.html

    • @crazymanwerido4522
      @crazymanwerido4522 4 года назад +21

      Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov

    • @MrChukinorris
      @MrChukinorris 4 года назад +37

      metal gear??

    • @tanyslp6426
      @tanyslp6426 4 года назад +3

      Im your 1k like

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 2 года назад +392

    I want the lies to end NOW!

    • @tocamose
      @tocamose 2 года назад +8

      so true

    • @fezii9043
      @fezii9043 Год назад +8

      WHERE CAN I *FIND* A SNIPER RIFLE

    • @petricor1420
      @petricor1420 Год назад +1

      low iq comment cringe

    • @arthurfleck629
      @arthurfleck629 Год назад +4

      A wild Act Man has appeared!
      God I need to get some sleep, I’ve nearly been awake for 25 hours, to say it’s been a long day is an understatement.

    • @baldwiniv5339
      @baldwiniv5339 Год назад +1

      this mf is lost

  • @ivanbullykov3442
    @ivanbullykov3442 6 лет назад +815

    "I'm gonna track this number, hold on just a second"
    -"Now who's being ridiculous? Don't try to be a hero or anything" XD
    Best lines!

    • @ATOMarchive
      @ATOMarchive 5 лет назад +5

      Согласен

    • @aland7234
      @aland7234 4 года назад +4

      I mean this guy making the video is spam calling wtf kind of asshole he is

    • @pedrinhohen7216
      @pedrinhohen7216 4 года назад +2

      Look im tracing you right now pal!
      Sorry for the bad joke and in a bad moment. ;-;

    • @kaannagumanov1185
      @kaannagumanov1185 4 года назад

      Привет

  • @max010113
    @max010113 8 лет назад +788

    when your comebacks are so bad even a soundboard owns you

  • @traior246
    @traior246 8 лет назад +463

    David Hayter is officially banned from entering that Gun Shop

  • @thesaltysailor8035
    @thesaltysailor8035 5 лет назад +5593

    Is that you that just opened the door?
    Yes
    (GUNSHOT)
    So it wasnt you
    Best line ever

  • @krmunoz2169
    @krmunoz2169 6 лет назад +5050

    "Sniper Rifle ?" (Casually) "Yeah we have a couple here"
    Only in USA.

  • @ameerkhan1028
    @ameerkhan1028 5 лет назад +1155

    Images these guys play mgs and while they're playing they're like "did this guy call me before"

  • @TrueSnake101
    @TrueSnake101 9 лет назад +486

    Snake: "Is this transmission monitored by the military?"
    Dude: "Possibly..."
    Other dude: "Now it is."
    Lost my shit there xD

  • @hplexicon
    @hplexicon 5 лет назад +224

    I'm dying here, imagine getting a call at a gun store and the person says they're a ninja and their name is not important. Hell I can't breath.

  • @waldosunshine
    @waldosunshine 8 лет назад +743

    "Im gonna track this number"
    "Now whos being ridiculous"
    i died

  • @Mirage9475
    @Mirage9475 10 лет назад +132

    "So you've heard of Metal Gear?"
    Arms Dealer: "Metal Gear solid?"
    What a damn legend.

  • @mikeyes620
    @mikeyes620 8 лет назад +698

    i guess Snake was looking for
    *A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR*

  • @fishermechs
    @fishermechs 5 лет назад +511

    He should have said "David, my name's David" from the MGS1 ending

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 5 лет назад +4

      did he say that in mgs1 or mg1?

    • @fishermechs
      @fishermechs 5 лет назад +29

      @@MrZer000 definitely MGS1

    • @castlewood1371
      @castlewood1371 5 лет назад +7

      Jean-Pierre Unfunny only true mgs fans kno that

    • @MrZer000
      @MrZer000 5 лет назад +12

      @@castlewood1371 only true fans played mg1

    • @castlewood1371
      @castlewood1371 5 лет назад +2

      MrZer000 i cant even beat the first level in mg1

  • @FunnyShorts-lg6ri
    @FunnyShorts-lg6ri 8 лет назад +643

    "I'm going to track this number, wait just a second"
    "Now who's being ridiculous?" LOOOOOOL

  • @samuelnguyen106
    @samuelnguyen106 9 лет назад +806

    The first guy was the best.

    • @vincentvillas8175
      @vincentvillas8175 9 лет назад +8

      It was the same guy the whole video.

    • @deadlyassasin3392
      @deadlyassasin3392 9 лет назад +64

      Where can i find the controll missles
      What else nuklear war head XD

    • @NeoTodesklingel
      @NeoTodesklingel 9 лет назад +2

      +Deadly Assasin
      " Oh Jeah ... ... "

    • @thrashthecache3408
      @thrashthecache3408 9 лет назад +24

      +Samuel Nguyen Imagine someone walking in one of those gun stores right after the calls and asking for a sniper rifle.

    • @samuelnguyen106
      @samuelnguyen106 9 лет назад +3

      Red Engineer OMG PLS!

  • @guydahan3890
    @guydahan3890 8 лет назад +238

    "I cant hardly hear you"
    *Hangs up*
    nice service...

    • @DangerDickDino
      @DangerDickDino 7 лет назад +4

      Guy Dahan I was thinking the same thing like do they treat all of their customers like that?

    • @keeleye7225
      @keeleye7225 6 лет назад +2

      Actually this is a problem with a lot of soundboard pranks. Usually people don't do it right - they'll turn up their speakers that's playing back the soundboard and put it sort of close to the phone, but now it's a speaker picking up the sounds of another speaker, and a lot of times the person being pranked can't hear the soundboard clips all that well. The best way would be to physically connect the audio out of whatever's playing the soundboards directly into the phone.

  • @gewawdypooh
    @gewawdypooh 4 года назад +449

    “Is this transmission being monitored by the military?”
    “Heh, Heh, now it is...”
    *Peace Walker Theme Intensifies*

  • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
    @EvilDuckOfDoom3 8 лет назад +287

    *BOOM*
    - So it wasn't you.. .

  • @Anime-Doof
    @Anime-Doof 10 лет назад +1233

    That John guy guy seemed a little too shaken when he heard it was Snake...
    ...that fucker knows something about Metal Gear...

    • @AnErraticDramaQueen
      @AnErraticDramaQueen 10 лет назад +6

      He's not the most powerful protagonist of a game.
      The Last Dragonborn, the Nerevarine, Sheogorath, Alex Mercer, James Heller, Doomguy (the guy wiped off a whole alien race with a pistol), Bearer of the Curse, Lucas from Fahrenheit, Dark Souls I's Protagonist, the Lone Wanderer, the Courier, Link, Niko Bellic, Master Chef, etc. There are hundred more powerful NPCs more powerful that cannot be killed with guns. Examples include the Daedra from the Elder Scrolls, and various entities from the Dark Souls.

    • @aiadreamloss
      @aiadreamloss 10 лет назад +4

      Mycroft Brown The Last Dragonborn isn't quite that powerful. The Thu'um is not needed. The Nerevar is powerful, yes, but only for fighting all those fucking Cliff Racers. Sheogorath has power but doesn't use it for serious tasks. Doomguy did not use just a pistol. He used a pistol, his fists, a shotgun, a chaingun, a plasma gun, a double barreled shotgun, etc etc, the Lone Wanderer I can agree on. The Courier from NV isn't quite that powerful.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 10 лет назад +10

      ***** You think the Lone Wanderer is more powerful than the Dragonborn? Someone that can use a gun is more powerful than someone who can disintegrate humans with their voice?

    • @aliveithink6985
      @aliveithink6985 10 лет назад +4

      Zachary Comstock Zachary? Shouldnt you be trying to kill DeWitt? (Sorry for bad english)

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 10 лет назад +6

      ariel sharpe Your English is fine by me :) And internet debates are much more important than murdering myself!

  • @BingoPanic
    @BingoPanic 8 лет назад +246

    JOHN: the next villain in Metal Gear Solid 6

    • @getnaenaed99
      @getnaenaed99 8 лет назад +15

      Big Boss?!

    • @karlahwash8563
      @karlahwash8563 6 лет назад +3

      There won’t be another metal gear game sadly

    • @talianetchik2069
      @talianetchik2069 5 лет назад +3

      @@karlahwash8563 Shhh, don't say it, Metal Gear is in our heart now

  • @gammatheprotobean1541
    @gammatheprotobean1541 2 года назад +31

    "Remote controlled missiles? what else? nuclear warhead?"
    That line had me cracking up

  • @Alumirust
    @Alumirust 9 лет назад +76

    "This is harrassment!" dude was just calling and asking where the sniper rifles are...

  • @jorgeordonez9882
    @jorgeordonez9882 8 лет назад +134

    "was that you who open the door". "Yes ;)" *Gunshot* fucking died there.

  • @hitcat1157
    @hitcat1157 8 лет назад +407

    "I'm gonna have some fun with you" ( sounds sexual) I died there! XD

  • @parksan1899
    @parksan1899 4 года назад +61

    The next guy who ask for a sniper rifle to john is gonna learn something

  • @AlexLeonidas
    @AlexLeonidas 9 лет назад +483

    Sounded so natural!

    • @kiankafai7478
      @kiankafai7478 6 лет назад +8

      AlphaDestiny Yo man wtf are you doing here haha? Yoke training ftw

    • @ArticleReaderRandy
      @ArticleReaderRandy 5 лет назад +3

      wtf did not expect to see this comment here

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 4 года назад +2

      Are you saved? If you died tonight will you go to heaven or hell?
      Acts 16:30-31
      Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
      God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him.
      This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Turn to Christ and live.
      John 1:1,14 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [14] And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us,
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      For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
      John 1:10 KJV
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
      John 20:28-29 KJV
      And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. [29] Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
      ruclips.net/video/14y_VIJ2ZbM/видео.html

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 2 года назад

      @@ArticleReaderRandy AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @ShinobiLiger
    @ShinobiLiger 8 лет назад +125

    The balls on that guy, talking down to Snake.

  • @hanstonra
    @hanstonra 9 лет назад +376

    Guy: Sir I can barely hear you. *hangs up*
    Next call:
    Solid: Can you hear me?
    xDDDD

  • @zo0mah
    @zo0mah 5 лет назад +284

    "I'm gonna teach you a lesson in manners."
    "This isn't first grade Math class..."
    😅😂🤣

    • @googleuser8336
      @googleuser8336 3 года назад +2

      What is this place?

    • @lilhoodieenergizer6426
      @lilhoodieenergizer6426 3 года назад +1

      @@googleuser8336 NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS

    • @SuperDupTNT
      @SuperDupTNT 3 года назад +1

      @@lilhoodieenergizer6426 **hangs up**

    • @Motorlock
      @Motorlock 3 года назад

      @@lilhoodieenergizer6426 i might get wooshed but
      is it a business or something

  • @VM0451
    @VM0451 9 лет назад +744

    What's that thing with Snake and Liquid beating up Kojima?
    Also, some dudes just can't take a joke.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Nice.

    •  9 лет назад +45

      +Vezonmodder Some dudes just want to do their job and not get idiots ringing them up from some dorm at university or their mother's basement.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 лет назад +4

      Carl Sagan Yup. Understandable. Still a bit of a pity though.

    • @VM0451
      @VM0451 9 лет назад +5

      Carl Sagan Well, that's... Radical. I guess people who own a store probably don't get these calls all day.

    • @Sbeatly
      @Sbeatly 9 лет назад

      +Adam J. Harper "graphic designer" "real job"
      Lol

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 6 лет назад +779

    Snake: "Was that you that opened the door just now?"
    Man: "Yes"
    *BANG*
    Me: dead

    • @mcteoful
      @mcteoful 5 лет назад +20

      Oh were you the one who opened the door?

    • @lordmoldybutt1260
      @lordmoldybutt1260 4 года назад +6

      "So that wasn't you"

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 4 года назад

      *BANG*
      Kana Ijima: “Oh! I’ve Been Shot!”

    • @primeemperor9196
      @primeemperor9196 4 года назад

      @Oldskoolbuick56 ooooooooo I'm a GHOOOOOOOOST!

    • @winstonchurchill7822
      @winstonchurchill7822 4 года назад

      @Oldskoolbuick56 what?is that a sarcasm or do you not know the basic english of You using in both singular and plural thus You being used with were.
      You was is complete bullshit,always taking you as a plural is the correct Grammar,you were,You are,etc.
      Its funny how you are a grammar nazi but you butcher The very language you are Correcting.
      Its like nazis burning the aryans in the holocaust.

  • @gabeux
    @gabeux 9 лет назад +115

    "Was it you that just opened the door just now?"
    "Yes."
    *GUNSHOT*
    "So it wasn't you..."
    I just laughed loudly at 5am. It hurts.

  • @inewulf3204
    @inewulf3204 5 лет назад +106

    When a five year old video drops into recommended and makes You laugh way harder than it should. Thank You Internet

    • @Ty-nf5gd
      @Ty-nf5gd 5 лет назад +2

      Steve I lmao

    • @davidlarkin1040
      @davidlarkin1040 3 года назад +1

      7 years now.

    • @inewulf3204
      @inewulf3204 3 года назад

      @@davidlarkin1040 Thanks for this reminder. You're pretty good.

  • @defiantdeer13th
    @defiantdeer13th 9 лет назад +149

    :D AMAZING!
    "Where are the Remote Controlled Missiles?"
    "Remote Controlled Missile?, What else, Nuclear Warheads?"
    "Oh Yeah!"
    xD

  • @Life_And_Things777
    @Life_And_Things777 9 лет назад +85

    I died when he said "where are the remote controller missiles?"

  • @lukeandgamingmoments1021
    @lukeandgamingmoments1021 9 лет назад +363

    First guy new about metal gear solid 😄

  • @RicoX-17
    @RicoX-17 5 лет назад +67

    Is this transmission being monitored by the Military? Hahahah, yeah, possibly... Now it is" 😂🤣

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 8 лет назад +110

    All Snake wanted was a goddamn sniper rifle

    • @Alex-mb2cy
      @Alex-mb2cy 6 лет назад +4

      The OJHgamer of course, he doesn't want to backtrack for one

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo 5 лет назад +3

      @@Alex-mb2cy My least favourite part of that game.....

  • @StevenCodeBlack
    @StevenCodeBlack 8 лет назад +149

    *Phone rings*
    "Hello?"
    "Be careful there are claymore mines around there"
    "Who is this?"
    "One of your fans"

  • @PSspecialist
    @PSspecialist 10 лет назад +76

    The first guy knew about metal gear but couldn't figure out Snake's voice?

    • @mgibbs88
      @mgibbs88 10 лет назад +25

      I know about Metal Gear but have never played the game so I don't recognize the voice.

    • @genericallyaccepted
      @genericallyaccepted 7 лет назад +1

      NOVA you're really missing out on a good game.

  • @marcusbengert6632
    @marcusbengert6632 5 лет назад +37

    I love how john is unironically less coherent than Snake

  • @gamingwiz_108
    @gamingwiz_108 6 лет назад +418

    "I am going to teach you a lesson in manners"
    "This isn't first grade math class"
    Tell me why I found that hilarious 😂😭

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 5 лет назад +7

      My highschool math teacher would say when we got a problem on the board "you niggas is stoopid"

    • @RogueLuna1642
      @RogueLuna1642 5 лет назад +1

      "this isn't interesting"

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 9 лет назад +657

    Using a phone is so much more difficult than codec... *sigh* =(

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 9 лет назад +6

      +Solid Snake Just get Otacon to help you.

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 лет назад +6

      ***** Good thinking.

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice 9 лет назад +17

      +Solid Snake Back in my day, we used radios... you kids and your codecs...

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 лет назад +8

      Venom "Punished" Snake You're so old fashioned ;)

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 9 лет назад

      Solid Snake Strange for you to say that, huh 'Old Snake'?

  • @anigamii
    @anigamii 9 лет назад +68

    -Heh, What's going on ?
    -Why don't you stop playing dumb.
    -What is it that you want, sir ?

  • @isaacdepaula2103
    @isaacdepaula2103 5 лет назад +22

    The first guy was the funniest
    "What else? Nuclear warhead?"

  • @konissalamander6025
    @konissalamander6025 9 лет назад +39

    "I'm going to teach you a lesson in manners"
    "This isn't math class!"

  • @kingdolani
    @kingdolani 11 лет назад +107

    Pyscho Mantis calling a therapist.
    "Hello. Therapy. How can I help you?"
    "PLACE YOUR CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR"
    "...who is this?'
    "I AM PYSCHO MANTIS"
    "...Is there something I can help you with Mr....Mantis?"
    "I BURNED MY FATHER TO DEATH. BECAUSE HE HATED ME."
    "...Please hold."

  • @veenobuxtwo2868
    @veenobuxtwo2868 6 лет назад +65

    "Have you ever seen a sniper rifle?"
    "No, I HAVEN'T! !"
    LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @proaimtoshoot46
    @proaimtoshoot46 5 лет назад +40

    *And if I find out who you're I'm going to..um. have some fun with you*

  • @TheBoss-vw7kn
    @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 лет назад +212

    So this is what the world has come to...

    • @mikesmith145
      @mikesmith145 9 лет назад +31

      snake's way of fulfilling your will

    • @TheBoss-vw7kn
      @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 лет назад +26

      mikesmith145 Well he did a better job than Jack did.

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice 9 лет назад +5

      +The Boss You think I don't use the internet!?

    • @solaris6428
      @solaris6428 9 лет назад +2

      +Venom "Punished" Snake no your not big boss

    • @TheBoss-vw7kn
      @TheBoss-vw7kn 9 лет назад +10

      Venom "Punished" Snake You silly medic!

  • @UltraShield
    @UltraShield 7 лет назад +102

    "Was that you who opened the door just now?"
    "Yes it was"
    *gunshot*... "So it wasn't you."
    L M A O

  • @tylergladstone668
    @tylergladstone668 8 лет назад +85

    Do Otacon calling animal control! "Snake..... Snake........ SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"

    • @FuIIMetal
      @FuIIMetal 7 лет назад +4

      Tyler Gladstone That would be awesome. Lmfao

    • @dumpslivers
      @dumpslivers 5 лет назад +5

      It’s just like one of my Japanese animes

    • @yeflynne
      @yeflynne 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHA

  • @Ian_ochko
    @Ian_ochko Год назад +5

    "-Is this transmission being monitored by the military?
    -Now it is."

  • @ADCFproductions
    @ADCFproductions 10 лет назад +15

    Where is there a sniper rifle, that doesn't even make sense! xD

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 6 лет назад +81

    2:52
    Best part. The conversation was flawless lol
    Subbed for your hard-work, Snake.

  • @kevinjr.2345
    @kevinjr.2345 9 лет назад +71

    "Where can I find ammo for a PSG 1?"
    Me: Oh I got one right here. All I have to do is use your credit card and send that money to a gun store, and its gone!

    • @kevinjr.2345
      @kevinjr.2345 9 лет назад +3

      ***** yep. XD

    • @Xniol
      @Xniol 9 лет назад +2

      +Kevin “Birthday Boy Blam” Jr. "Sir you are no longer a customer here, NEXT PERSON PLEASE."

    • @snakaku
      @snakaku 9 лет назад +3

      +Xniol Well just send your codec number to Cipher and its gone.

  • @TeteBruleeFR
    @TeteBruleeFR 5 лет назад +9

    This first call !

  • @mymicks21
    @mymicks21 9 лет назад +101

    2:39 He wants to give him a Solid Snake ;)

    • @RealSamalamander
      @RealSamalamander 9 лет назад

      +C Delany He's the Big Boss with the Naked Snake

    • @Axon4000Gaming
      @Axon4000Gaming 9 лет назад

      +PsychadelicFeline No! My eyes are bleeding after reading that! *dies* Snake? What's wrong!? SNAAAKE!!!

    • @RealSamalamander
      @RealSamalamander 9 лет назад +1

      +Tyler Moon SNAKE IS DEAD
      Continue Quit

    • @solidsnake9898
      @solidsnake9898 9 лет назад +4

      +C Delany I hope not.

  • @AlbertoSantosDumont819
    @AlbertoSantosDumont819 10 лет назад +34

    the "was it you who just opened the door" part really got me XD.

  • @VanguardJester
    @VanguardJester 8 лет назад +302

    omfg XD the first attempt almost got oyu a legit sniper.

    • @NEONARS1
      @NEONARS1 8 лет назад +56

      Envy Oh man I lost it when he said "What else a nuclear warhead?"

    • @iimaginewagons632
      @iimaginewagons632 7 лет назад +14

      NEONARS1 The way he said "OH YEAH" got me

  • @Viewer13128
    @Viewer13128 Год назад +6

    3:45 lmao i wonder if he eventually figured out it was Snake...

  • @l-smith5610
    @l-smith5610 10 лет назад +48

    I'm gonna track this number,hold on just a second.< Now who's being ridiculous. lol

    • @shadowprince426
      @shadowprince426 7 лет назад

      Skype is untraceable because the number can come anywhere

  • @A.E.B.0
    @A.E.B.0 5 лет назад +202

    "Metal Gear Solid?"

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 5 лет назад +20

      Metal... Gear!? *solid*

    • @ВладимирСоловьёв-ь3ы
      @ВладимирСоловьёв-ь3ы 5 лет назад +10

      Flashback

    • @yuriridley8144
      @yuriridley8144 4 года назад +7

      “Psycho Mantis?”

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 4 года назад

      Are you saved? If you died tonight will you go to heaven or hell?
      Acts 16:30-31 KJV
      Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
      God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him.
      This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Turn to Christ and live.
      John 1:1,14 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [14] And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us,
      Isaiah 9:6 KJV
      For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
      John 1:10 KJV
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
      John 20:28-29 KJV
      And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God. [29] Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
      ruclips.net/video/14y_VIJ2ZbM/видео.html

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 года назад

      Psycho mantis?

  • @thekillersnake94
    @thekillersnake94 10 лет назад +184

    I hate it when people takes prank calls too serious and threaten you by talking to the police.

  • @Crowbars2
    @Crowbars2 2 года назад +6

    0:45 - I was hoping that the guy would be all like "Psycho Mantis? Revolution? Rex? Metal Gear? You're that ninja! Who's footprints are these? What was that noise? You were killed in Zanzibar!"
    I was also hoping to hear more "You're pretty good!" or "Kept you waiting, huh?" after calling that guy back a bunch of times.

  • @condor2279
    @condor2279 9 лет назад +26

    The first guy was so cool about it.

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 9 лет назад +24

    The first one was by far the best, mostly because he knew what the fuck he was talking about.

  • @The-ol3mk
    @The-ol3mk 7 лет назад +59

    ,,-Was that you who opened the door just now?
    - Yes
    (GUNSHOT)
    -So it wasn't you''
    =)))))))))))

  • @greekmacedonianwegreeksare6035
    @greekmacedonianwegreeksare6035 2 года назад +4

    3:07 "Who is being ridiculous.., Mister *SNAKE?"* 🤣🤣😂😂
    The antagonism is real.

  • @Unboundedominion
    @Unboundedominion 9 лет назад +32

    _Meryl Silverburgh_: So... tell me Snake, what's your name? Your real name?
    _Solid Snake_: A name means nothing on the battlefield.
    _Meryl Silverburgh_: How old are you?
    _Solid Snake_: Old enough to know what death looks like.

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 9 лет назад +2340

    I laughed so hard I farted.

  • @MrJayPlays
    @MrJayPlays 8 лет назад +415

    Wt else nuclear warheads ahahahahahaja

  • @lilyblossomchan369
    @lilyblossomchan369 5 лет назад +67

    All he wanted was a goddamn sniper rifle

  • @neoel9511
    @neoel9511 11 лет назад +69

    Barricade from transformers calling the doughnut shop.

    • @SlyTF1
      @SlyTF1 10 лет назад +2

      Hell yes.

  • @adi16adi16
    @adi16adi16 8 лет назад +200

    That was cool
    But why every phone prank in USA must end up with "I'm gonna call the police" and "Fuck you"

    • @kasely9141
      @kasely9141 8 лет назад +9

      +Adam Zatorski Thats America. What did you expect?

    • @slimmtatey4205
      @slimmtatey4205 8 лет назад +9

      That's post 9/11 America for you. Hehe...

    • @shadmansudipto7287
      @shadmansudipto7287 8 лет назад +5

      It's sad that it's slowly affecting Asian culture as well

    • @rebeccacrane2788
      @rebeccacrane2788 8 лет назад +12

      well dude, it's interrupting business or work or whatever. i can understand their frustration plus the fact that they probably hate their job or something.

    • @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117
      @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117 8 лет назад +8

      rebecca crane if I hate my job and I get a call like this... dude id fuckin enjoy this shit.

  • @philmoufarrege
    @philmoufarrege 8 лет назад +820

    i lost my shit at 1:15 hilarious!!!

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 8 лет назад +50

      Phil Moufarrege I wish I knew what that was from. You can see Big Boss climbing in the ring.

    • @jjun.e_
      @jjun.e_ 6 лет назад

      Is dat a game?

    • @cancelled8433
      @cancelled8433 6 лет назад

      dats wwe12

    • @refraggedbean
      @refraggedbean 6 лет назад +5

      I lost it at remote controlled missiles

    • @aaronlao572
      @aaronlao572 6 лет назад +4

      yes it's hideo and liquid knocking his head out lul

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 3 года назад +10

    Should have called John one last time saying “kept you waiting, huh?” 🤣

  • @SlurpeeTheUnholy
    @SlurpeeTheUnholy 9 лет назад +30

    Snake: "Is this transmission being monitored by the military?"
    Guy: "Hehehe, possibly."
    Mysterious Third Voice: "NOW IT IS."

  • @Paragon..
    @Paragon.. 9 лет назад +12

    LMAO that 1st guy played MGS.
    "so you know about Metal Gear"
    "Metal Gear Solid?"

  • @salahad-din9168
    @salahad-din9168 10 лет назад +42

    Calls asking for a sniper.
    Filed for harassment.
    (facepalm)

  • @TheModdedwarfare3
    @TheModdedwarfare3 2 года назад +4

    I checked and the clerk was right about the ammo that a psg1 takes. Dude knows his shit.

  • @blazi40
    @blazi40 8 лет назад +33

    "So have you heard about Metal Gear? - METAL GEAR SOLID?" **Hangs up** "**Firearm's store guy plays dumb the rest of the video**"

  • @mayonnaiz-7990
    @mayonnaiz-7990 6 лет назад +22

    "when I find you I'm going to teach you a lesson in manners"
    "This isn't first grade math class" LMAO

  • @kingdolani
    @kingdolani 11 лет назад +7

    "I'm sorry sir, but we don't carry that model."
    "That's okay. Just send me the box."

  • @Zitiboi
    @Zitiboi 10 месяцев назад +1

    Owner: "When the police see this you'll be in hot water pal."
    Snake: "LIQUID!!"