BANE OUTTAKES (Auralnauts extended edition)
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2012
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LYRICS
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
When you hear the name Bane, I guarantee the pain.
I'm coming after you, Bruce Wayne.
I'm stronger, smarter, and clinically insane.
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same.
I broke his back mortal comBAT smack,
then I cracked my '28 Krug champagne.
I'm Bane, yes, it's a shame.
I declare martial law, and you all complain!
I laugh when you ask why I wear the mask.
I'll explain. It's because.....
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
You say it too much, the name becomes inane.
Of course! Some think my plan lacks gain.
If you say it too my face, I'll crash your plane.
Scene breaks:
Breakfast
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Strawberries
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Fiber
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The Bat-jam
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Fatality
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Lunch orders
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Freestyle Bane
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Finale
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![BANE airplane scene | The Dark Knight Rises [IMAX]](/img/1.gif)
'They cut the fibres'
'Strawberries... Are packed... With fibre...'
I’m weak 😂
"This isn't a caaaaaaaaaar"
"Mortal Kombaaaat"
That Mortal Kombat bit was hilarious.
+The Batman Shut the fuck up, Wayne.
+Bane do you fear the darkness
".........seriously?"
+Arzaker of cooooooourse
Aint available 4 me
"This is your body without fiber"
What makes the following bit so funny is how it sounds more brutal and violent than the original.
What makes it a little *funnier* is that I can almost imagine those sounds coming from a bathroom stall in some dive, while the emptied dish for a meat-lover's pizza sat at the occupant's table. 😂
I read your comment as soon as it came on the video and it's absolutely hilarious
Yep 😂, added to by the fact that taking a dump without sufficient fibre is pure Torture bro .
Joker: introduce a little anarchy
Bane: introduce a little fiber
Riddler: introduce a little calories
eh probably not the best idea but what do you expect from a man named Edward Nigma right?? lolz
I'm an agent of dietary expertise.
Fiber, it seems, has brought Gotham to its knees.
Health-savvy Bane is actually freaking terrifying.
Perhaps for you but now is not the time for fear that comes later.
Co..co... Combo Breaker!!!
Your intestines cease lol
Unlike Bane reading out a "resignation letter" of his enemy that no would believe (just imagine the President randomly reading the resignation letter of his political opponent), instead we learn that Bane and his men actively trying to better themselves, which does make themselves more dangerous.
Brian G. AubreyStudios 82 Lego Batman Bane took that aspect from this.
Bane is a psycho cross fit nutrition trainer trying to "Break" the world of its fatty habits.
+Brendan O'Brien he is the hero we deserve
He is not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
Believe me cross fit nutriton trainers are worst.
Brendan O'Brien *It seems that you do not appreciate my dietary expertise*
Lol, when I was little I thought this was real.
I always laugh at how Gordon is staring at the TV in horror while Bane reads lunch orders.
Well not to mention it’s “Gary” who Bane is ashamed of while Gary Oldman watches in horror 😂
I feel the same thing when the military personnel are watching Bane freestyle.
Bro literally looks like he's having indigestion
For some reason, I thought you were referencing Gordon Ramsay; which is equally as valid. I became vaguely disappointed upon observing he was not edited in.
Everytime I think about breaking my diet, I listen to Bane.
Break your diet, you'll break his heart. Then he'll break your back. Basically, a whole lot of breaking is happening.
Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's strawberries are packed... with fiber
Remember what happens to your body... *WITHOUT* *FIBRE* *!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Everybody needs Fitness Instructor Bane in their life.
Don't make fun of my voice
"This Isn't a Caaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
+Dodger Laker Srsly?
+Dodger Laker eezily my fave. perfect call
C-C COMBO BREAKER
xDD
omg that part killed me
Banes freestyle is so fresh you'd think he's from subway
Somewhere Jared is smiling from his jail cell at this comment.
+Eric Connor Right now, I'm smiling at your comment.
Dylan Walker
I'm just going to safely assume you're smiling through the duct tape placed over your mouth in your (current) avatar picture there.
You mean Soouubway?
Subway doesn't have good fiber
"And what did you eat? A frownie biscuit"? lol
drew dawg I love frownie biscuits.
LOL!
This video is not cool
#FrownieBiscuit
4:25 the way "PROCESSED DAIRY" syncs up with that dramatic hand gesture is destroying me
*I EXPECTED MORE FROM MY MEN!!!*
That wasn't a nuke, it was Batman's mixtape.
LateHoops31 Yea it was da bomb rite?
Straight fire!lol
Of course. Nobody can drop bass harder and filthier than the Batman.
LateHoops31 it totally bombed
Holy fuck best comment lol
I would be willing to watch a RUclips series called "Health tips with Bane"
lol
Aye
If he says "Don't do drugs" (considering his comic book self) I'm gonna laugh so hard! XD
"A healthy diet is nothing to break your back over."
😂 SAME
I've returned to this video after 9 years and 2:40 still gets a laugh out of me.
that shit was so fuckin funny
Holy crap, me too! I laughed like an idiot for a couple minutes, by myself in my office. 😂
Ditto. Been 10 damn years. Still as apt and hilarious as ever.
FIGHT!!! lol
Bro same here and banes reaction is just perfect as fuck
IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE MY DIETARY EXPERTISE!
Em Bibby lost it there
Em Bibby do u know what happens to your body without fiber?
Em Bibby you look very familiar. Also I died at that part. I’d love bane as my personal trainer lmao
Wait... Gary... Pizza??? Gotham city isn't even known for that.
@@pendraco2000 you are pure evil
"I'm stronger, smarter, clinically insane" xD
"I'm bane"
Walter white that's my name
Fr0st1989 when you hear the name bane, I'll guaruntee the pain
24hourspacebar I'm coming after you bruce wayne
Walter white I'm heisenberg.
"When I say no, you say survivors. No, no" I died
So did i lol, like 2 years on and it still cracks me up haha
Parodyst1 YOU SUCK BANE!!
AmyD STOP THE MUSIC...
Kill them all.
I'M BATMAN!
Charlie Maganda No you're not, you're Charlie.
It's funny how Bane is so obsessed with food when no one even knows how he eats
Painfully...banefully
@@Psyrus88 It would be.....extremely baneful.
@@hermannabt8361 Brotien powder
Batman: “which one of these tubes do you slurp out of?”
What we do know is that he doesn't eat bagels with cream cheese lol
That Bane voice is actually really good.
I'd love to think someone on this channel knows Tom Hardy and got him to do the voice for this.
The Ben Mendelsohn impression is really good.
We need a villain like this in Cinema, one who thinks he can rap and kills people who disagree whilst fighting for good health and higher nutritional standards.
Bane was there not to provide the diet that Gotham needed.... but the diet it deserved!
Bane deserved to choke on his food. He killed a lot of people and almost killed Batman.
CreepyCreeper The fireball r/whoosh
@@callsignvapor07 They would have died from obesity and diabetes anyway, Bane did them a favour. Just wanted people to follow a healthy diet, that's all.
"I EXPECT MOAR FROM MY MEN!"
Cracks me up every time.
For me it’s "PROCESSED DAIRY"
C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR
Thought he said CUOMO BREAKER HAHAHA
😂😂
"WAIT!
I have something to tell you...
STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"
"who is the one man to have defeated me in freestyle?"
"Only me."
The Chinese Owl {\{UvU}/}
"....yes....only you....."
marcusosborne1 **Gets neck snapped**
"Would anyone else caaare to challenge meee??"
marcusosborne1
"That's what I thought. DJ, Drop a beat"
nutritionist bane wasnt a character i thought i needed in my life....
until i saw this...
He's the character we deserve
4 years later.. still funny as hell
Novi
Proper nutrition will never go out of style
... For you.
Kidding. Very funny, yes.
Forever fiber lol
And 2 years after, comedy still exists! Someone check back in a couple years
My friends have been pestering me to watch these outtakes, cos they're so hilarious. I now hate them and don't understand the world. Endless existential dread is funnier than this. Having you dick and balls chopped off and used in a salad on iron chef is funnier than THIIIISS!!! Being in Japan when the Bombs dropped is FUNNIER than THIS SHIT. Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want my time back. Sorry the rap, well what I could understand of it was alright, but so is a dentist appointment... I guess I don't care too much for fibre, old hiphop jams and half decent garble-rap.
THIS WAS A MISTAKE!! MY DAY IS OFF TO A BAD START!! AH!!!!!! FUCK THIS!
"Wait! Gary! Are you serious? Pizza!?"
At least New York is famous for it - but Gotham City isn't even known for it. For shame!
This is so good
Hey man, I like pizza from time to time.
The fact that it's Gary Oldman watching the TV shitting bricks makes it even better. Should have conformed to that resolution, Mr. Oldman.
How does this conform... With your New Year's Resolution?!
I love that Bane's fiber demonstration sounds 1000 times more painful than whatever he does in the movie.
Let's all appreciate that they made both a Mortal Kombat and a Killer Instinct reference in one video. That's METAL as fuck.
"THIS ISN'T A CAAAAAAAARRRRRRR" gets me EVERY time.
How does this conform.... with your NEW YEARS RESOLUTION????
Mobley Hernandez Best diet program ever.
Carbohydrates, sugary tomato paste - processed dairy.
"Thats right..Gotham! On your feet, for the lyrical flow of Bane.." Genius lol.
Fuck I thought these were real out takes for the first two minutes lmao
I did too 😂
+niikah yeah I was like (what?)
Omg me too lmao
What did you eat? A frowny biscuit?
10 years later. still a banger lmaoooo
I died when that guy said "You suck bane!" I fell out of my seat 8 times...lol
+Isaac Barlow lol same here, that was my favorite part.
+Isaac Barlow lol frikin New Yawk for ya love it
🙏
It appears sitting has defeated you
This is the greatest thing that's ever been uploaded to the internet..
Hard to believe this is 10 years old. I still randomly quote "strawberries... are packed with fibre" to myself on a weekly basis.
My roommate said i ruined this movie
This actually makes Bane much better. He's an even better psycho than the Joker, wish they had make him more like this, instead of brooding and overly philosophy
uhhhh....thats....not bane tho.....
lol no
You mean you'd rather have auralnauts done what they're doing now with Starwars with TDKR?
this isn't a "caaaaaaaaaar"
seriously?
tiagovalen caaaaaaaar
You still said it in Batman's voice...
"It's a cockroaaaaaaaaach"
Rick Grimes syndrome
"Caaaaaaaarl"
Manuel Terrian that's what she saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid
"This isn't a CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-"
Best part I crie ervytiem
Strawberries are packed with fiber.
and this gives them power over me?
No more berries you think your in charge know what happens without fiber in your diet this body without fiber.love how grabs his face and don't dh I w you what he f I es all you hear are terrified death screams and furniture being smsdhed.im guessing he tore off his entire face then just started body slamming him I m into the furniture.ehatever he did he screamed f
Like one does while being attacked by a
900pound alpha male lion.i wish they just a t showed what krenic looked like after.msn actor here who played krenic first gets his ass kicked to death by bane then vader scares the living dhit out of him and almost chokes him to death.one of the only actors to be fucked up by 2 of the biggest super villains in pop culture he deserves an award.still vader is more intimidating than bane and he didn't lay a finger on him.
Took me a minute to realise that this is fake.
Mahesh Dhoni I thought it was real smh 🤦🏾♂️
It's not?
It’s fake?
Watching this for probably the 40th time over the past 10 years, I was considering that this would be a hilariously lame video to pass someone without explanation.
Starts with some people not automatically recognizing the film, then it's decently niche to be able to recognize the joke.
I personally accept thus as cannon
"I thought we were on the same page with this" line gets me every time, if someone didn't know any better, it looks as if he's actually saying that with his gestures.
"Pizza!?...Gotham City isn't even known for it!" I don't know why I laughed so hard at that part.
I never understood why The Dark Knight Rises dubbed over Bane’s original lines and got rid of the sweet music. Thank you for posting how it originally was.
“Soon, regular bowel movements are a bitter memory...”
Your hit on the stock exchange failed, it didn't work my friend. now you have my construction crews running around looking for strawberries.
That was so funny
"This is your bodddy... without fiiibre"
The mortal combat part was hilarious
Kombat*
Fatality! Bane wins
@@Qui-Gon-John Toasty!
Spelled with a “K” - edit that shit up
The radio in Batman’s vehicles is killing me😭
How fast 10 years goes by, I can't believe that this video has been stuck in my head for the past decade!!
I think it'd be cool to have bane as nutrition and fitness guy.
+10WTF011 "First you must do the plank. Then you have my permission to die"
*When questioning why you started training "Ah, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit. Or your body"
*When you reach your cheat day "Chocolate is Yours!"
+TheHoodBrony you could make a Desktop program out of that idea. Bane gives advise and his minions talk about fast food.
God help you if he finds out you’re not meeting your daily fibre intake
When I get into someone's car, I pray to God they have the same taste in music as Batman.
This isn't a caaaaaaaaaar!
I can't get over how good this was for the time it came out. It's still a really good dub even today
So true
This is a perfect example on how 7 years later I can still remember the bane rap scene completely but sometimes yet I can forget how old I am.
C-C-Combo Breaker!
Finish him! Fatality, Bane Wins.
Brilliant
This is your body... WITHOUT FIBRE!
+screambluemurder101 *[sounds of agony]*
+screambluemurder101
That was EXTREMELY painful...
+Julio Brian For you.
+screambluemurder101 That part slayed me.
I wanna know what he did to that guy. If he broke his neck, I don't think he'd be able to scream like he did.
6:23 I die every single time. "You suck BANE!"
6:20 I kept a straight face until 6:24. Perfect Bane response. He is necessary evil.
"...this isn't a CHARRRRR..." Hahahahaha
DraYzey can't fucking spell lol loser
Quattro, he is a Char.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Seriously?
bane is a healthy villain
Banes mixtape is fire
OMG!!! 😂😂😂
Do you mean fibre
9 years later and I still keep coming back to rewatch it. I didn't realize how much I quote this🤣
Same, absolutely classic
I keep coming back for Bane's flow. "Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same! I'm Bane!" 🤣🤣🤣
"I got something to tell you...stop hitting yourself" I died at that part
This is comedic genius. Somehow, I guess repetition and timing, you took the mundane and made it sublime. Fiber and dietary issues could never be this funny...amazing.
I recently rewatched TDKR and I'm honestly astonished that these entirely recut outtakes were still fresh and present in my mind, particularly 'strawberries are packed with fibre'. What's more surprising is that these outtakes have infinitely better audio mixing than the actual release of the film.
6:55 I lost my shit
This ishn't a khaaaaaaar!
Master Chief DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
@Terrell Hazard "...seriously?:
It's so fun that he holds his hands in front of his stomach when he says "processed dairy" at 4:25, like he really wants to emphasize that it's not good for your intestines (although it's not the Bane of your bowel movements).
Booooo!
OH MY GOSH THE FREE-STYLE RAPPING IS SO BEAUTIFUL
See, this Bane would have made sense teaming up with Uma Thurman’s Poison Ivy 😂
Auralnauts needs to fix that series. You know we'd all watch it.
Strawberries are PACKED with FIBERRR.
When I heard the Mortal Combat theme, I just rolled on the damn floor =))))))))))
Did you catch fire?
Mortal k-k-kombat.
*Kombat
The spelling police 🙄
Absolutely excellent lmao thanks to Real BBC this is a new favorite
This isn’t a caaaaaaaaaaar
I hadn't seen this before they mentioned it.
Gary??!!! are u serious!!! Pizza?!🍕 Gotham isn't even known for it 😂
"Finish him! Fatality! Bane Wins!!"
Pffffff
I know 😂
C.c.c.c.COMBO BREAKER!!!!
@@TikiRoly TOASTY!
Toasty!
This shit just got me hollering over here boi
3:30 You made such a scary scene so funny.
"Processed dairy?!? I expected more from you!"
-Sincerely dying of lols because this Bane reminds me of myself
Honestly this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Apparently, I ordered the Caesar Salad....
And apparently I ordered a turkey burger.
Steve Cruz Leave it to Gary to fuck it all up and piss the boss off. I swear, that guy is always making shit harder for us.
Jarod D lol! Yeah! New Year's resolution, my ASS!!! xD
Steve Cruz
what's with the lettuce, Steve? smh
DrJuice1 The boss would have approved more of kale or uncooked spinach leaf. Lettuce is so 1950's.
Almost 11 years later and still one of the funniest things to grace RUclips 😂
As someone who is currently using strawberry’s to treat constipation: Thank You Auralnauts
Eat papaya. It helps too
2:57 - SERIOUSLY?
"Stop hitting yourself"- LMAO!!! Awesome Audioworks!!!
“You suck Bane!” Certain even in reality, that would happen. There’s one in every crowd!
Wait... Gary... are you serious?... Pizza? ;D
Give me a break man, I was hungry.
I’m dead
@@garypatterson2857 *NECK SNAP*
Some voice acting scenes are better in this video than some movies
bane is all about nutrition. he really sends a good message out to the kids
Batmans music selection is top tier 😂👌🏻
I don't seem to remember any of this on the DVD
They're outtakes, duh!
PieFaceGaming ever hear of deleted scenes??
SINDGO3M0N This isn't from the makers of the movie. This is another group that stripped the vocal track off and did their own. And they did it awesome.
danimal097521 comments get worse shoot meeeeeee for the 5th time this week!
I'm positive this is sarcasm
THIS ISN'T A CAAAAAAAAAR!
........Seriously?
MORTAL KC-CK-KC-CK-KC-OMBAT !
When the mortal kombat theme started I lost my shit
I keep watching that scene in loop, fucking genious!
BoyKagome
If I saw Batman blasting the Mortal Kombat theme out of his flying machine as he flew away, that would be my reaction too.
Bane being so concerned with Gotham’s dietary plans is adorable I can’t take it
"you suck bane" lolol
"who said that" lololol
Honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen on RUclips. Well done.
lets face it, the real hero in this movie was Bane
How ironic! LoL
The look on his face when he says, "Stop hitting yourself!" is absolutely perfect.
This went from something I was mildly curious about to an 6:37 11/10 at 5:15. The lyrics, the muffled sound when panning back to the people watching on television, to the dude yelling he sucks, to him stopping the music and blowing up the stadium-pure genius.
So did Bane just rob the stock exchange just to get the funds for buying up all the health food in Gotham and then take over by for the sake of redistribuing the health food as his method of control in this video?
Yes
The bridges exploding to the beat at 5:53 made me laugh to the point of tears.