That Time Jackie Chan Admitted to Liking Equine Gentleman's Special Interest Literature

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @outcast170
    @outcast170 4 года назад +843

    The edited versions are always much more vulger than unedited swearing. It's great.

  • @Raian276
    @Raian276 4 года назад +447

    Oh this video was amazing, even with half of it being horse noises.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 4 года назад +4

      What do you mean “even” it’s great because it’s half horse noises

  • @spookyblush-speedruns
    @spookyblush-speedruns 4 года назад +541

    RUclips needs to be FORCED to admit what specifically causes videos to get demonitized. This is oppressive and abusive behavior.

    • @spookyblush-speedruns
      @spookyblush-speedruns 4 года назад +17

      @@artistwithouttalent That is incorrect. there is some pattern to why videos get demonitized. we know this. Certain things being said or done in a video can cause a video to reliably get demoitized. We just need RUclips to be explicit in the full scope of what can demonitize a video.

    • @reapersmercy7283
      @reapersmercy7283 4 года назад +22

      That's the point, they don't want youtubers know how the the system works so that they would fall into the demonetized pithole so that youtube doesn't need to pay them and have an excuse to hide what they consider the 'black sheep' of youtube, or have the one to scared to get demonetized follow the vague rules fanatically.

    • @a8552bc
      @a8552bc 4 года назад +5

      Alayne Sìdhe truth is, they don’t know.

    • @mythicpeyote
      @mythicpeyote 4 года назад +3

      Alayne Sìdhe thats exactly what they said but more filler words. You’d make a great rep for youtube lmao

    • @spookyblush-speedruns
      @spookyblush-speedruns 4 года назад

      @@a8552bc they do though.

  • @LinkDing
    @LinkDing 3 года назад +50

    Between him saying he "studied" porn and that time he started rapid fire naming porn actresses, I think I'll take "studied" with a grain of salt

  • @rifqitaqiuddin
    @rifqitaqiuddin 4 года назад +274

    So... did youtube still Demonitize this video after that many bleeps and horse imitation noises we have to hear? My ear start putting bleeps on anything my friend says 10 minutes after watching this lol.

  • @Nadodan
    @Nadodan 4 года назад +264

    6:52 is Brad as my guess

    • @LemonyFresh2000
      @LemonyFresh2000 4 года назад +12

      I agree, one of these things are not like the others lol

    • @johnweber80
      @johnweber80 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Alan69696
      @Alan69696 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @auspistic
      @auspistic 3 года назад +1

      It was really good but short enough that it felt like it had to be the one.

  • @RichardTruth123
    @RichardTruth123 4 года назад +147

    They don't tell you because they don't want a public record that could be used against them. It also means they can apply different rules for different creaters without risking litigation. I guarantee they would end up in litigating if it was revield who got demonized and who didnt.

  • @jemsterr
    @jemsterr 4 года назад +81

    10:50 I guess the test was failed. We need more risque content, dangit RUclips.

  • @pasqualecurry7773
    @pasqualecurry7773 4 года назад +19

    Legend of the drunken master when he fights those dudes while his step mom throws bottles of liquor at him. Hands down. I love that scene.

  • @patrioticwhitemail9119
    @patrioticwhitemail9119 4 года назад +110

    I heard a naughty at 16:00

  • @jacobley3531
    @jacobley3531 4 года назад +18

    Anyone else agree that Jackie Chan is just the most adorable human being ever

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 3 года назад +1

      Most HK natives do most certainly not agree with this. Chan sucks up a lot to the CCP, and that as a HK native himself.

  • @podokonnik1796
    @podokonnik1796 5 лет назад +119

    John Wayne? Ya' know John Wayne?

    • @haddock3547
      @haddock3547 3 года назад +3

      *_J o h n W a y n e_*

    • @cozycritics
      @cozycritics 3 года назад

      Yea! chill with the duke, I'll be right back.
      Star maps! Get your star maps!! 😂 😂

  • @mykephoon5836
    @mykephoon5836 4 года назад +58

    The whole egg thing reminded me of when Zeppeli in jojo punched the frog and broke the stone under the frog in Jojo

    • @OgreDLink
      @OgreDLink 4 года назад +3

      I chuckle every time I think of that frog squishing

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 4 года назад +1

      Sean Wolfboy the frog didn’t squish though

    • @Angie-hc2ui
      @Angie-hc2ui 3 года назад +1

      every video is tainted with this awful fandom

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 3 года назад +3

      @@Angie-hc2ui bro why you gotta be rude?

    • @anarchy4303
      @anarchy4303 3 года назад +1

      So does that mean Jackie chan is a jojo reference

  • @harrisonholmes905
    @harrisonholmes905 4 года назад +46

    LMAO. I just got an Ad for SCRUFF (a gay dating app). Well Done Karl 👏

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 3 года назад

      I had a friend with your name and we made a lot of gay jokes, the secret homophobes thought we were actually a couple.

  • @ChubbyMcChuckle
    @ChubbyMcChuckle 4 года назад +95

    Please upload a video of Karl saying "John Wayne? You know John Wayne?" every 30 seconds.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 4 года назад +1

      We should get this more likes then what the video has so that he actually just releases videos of him saying it

  • @cjcoughlin6056
    @cjcoughlin6056 4 года назад +8

    6:48 the last neigh out of like 4 in a row

  • @RabbitsRi
    @RabbitsRi 4 года назад +19

    You know what ads are being run on this video right now? It's a blank ad. Just one of those annoying clear banner ads on the bottom that if you click on brings you to a page that tells you, "Your anti-virus is out of date."

  • @davidscott4919
    @davidscott4919 Год назад +1

    Thanks for having our back, buds 🌈

  • @PhilosopherInsomniac
    @PhilosopherInsomniac 4 года назад +4

    There are so many excellent ones. I want to say I also love the rooftop fight in Who Am I against the martial arts duo, or Operation Condor in the base with all of the construction equipment on two levels where he dodgea a ton while wailing on a mob of soldiers.

  • @rol4life
    @rol4life 4 года назад +13

    The word Hentai and references to it also get the same treatment hahahah see gigguk and get in the robot hahah

  • @jao358
    @jao358 4 года назад +6

    I love the fact that I finished the video reading a 4000 word essay about porn and femininity because of Karl

  • @cristriston3091
    @cristriston3091 3 года назад +2

    Here here on the naked Wiccan ads more of that in the world please

  • @thomasantonio4861
    @thomasantonio4861 4 года назад +5

    Since you asked, my favourite Jackie Chan movie is Snake and Crane arts of Shaolin. Buuut, Shaolin Wooden Mens main villain is named Fuk Yu... It's amazing

  • @PokyPlays
    @PokyPlays 3 года назад +2

    I kept forgetting about the horne noises and getting the shit scared out of me

  • @blahblahsen1142
    @blahblahsen1142 4 года назад +2

    i could easily punch a brick in half while holding an unbroken egg. granted i would hold the egg in my other hand, punch a fairly thin brick with the other hand... but technically...TECHNICALLY!!

  • @Sketchy_Dood
    @Sketchy_Dood 3 года назад +2

    Man I can’t understand half of the jokes with censoring

  • @bromedyblank
    @bromedyblank 4 года назад +9

    20:21 Karl has a heated gamer moment

  • @ghosty576
    @ghosty576 Год назад

    Finding this channel years later and starting from the beginning, as much as I would have liked to seen the original, this was still delightful lol

  • @arrfffff7455
    @arrfffff7455 4 года назад +6

    You know it would be impressive if you can break a egg with a brick in your hand and perfectly crack it in half no other cracks

  • @McPatches3D
    @McPatches3D 3 года назад +1

    I'm new to the channel and this is a hilarious edit. I already love your show, but man, you guys create gold.

  • @benjamin8222
    @benjamin8222 4 года назад +38

    I only came for john Wayne you know john wayne

  • @disposablito
    @disposablito 4 месяца назад

    These reissues are so funny but only with the context of the previous uploads.

  • @garfieldbrooks6126
    @garfieldbrooks6126 3 года назад +1

    Drunken master two in it's entirety.

  • @TriTomMaximum
    @TriTomMaximum 4 года назад +2

    One of my favorite fights scenes was in Wheels on Meals. Most of the fight scenes I thought were great, but one that I thought was cool was towards the end where Jackie Chan and the two other protagonists did a triple fencing square off against the main villain who somehow managed to fend off all three fighters simultaneously.

  • @BlackJawXVI
    @BlackJawXVI 4 года назад +1

    The fight in the Store in Rumble in the Bronx

  • @patricksanders858
    @patricksanders858 3 года назад

    The ovoid is the perfect shape for transfering pressure from one side to the other.

  • @tokolimespice
    @tokolimespice 4 года назад +1

    This is like the opening of kingdom hearts 2 but instead the word is pornography

  • @bradenalder9016
    @bradenalder9016 4 года назад +6

    That reminds me of the time I was watching a video about why men have facial hair and legitimately before and after it where adds about female body razors witch I find funny

  • @jayzo
    @jayzo 4 года назад +2

    I nearly died of laughter at the story at the end.

  • @spookyblush-speedruns
    @spookyblush-speedruns 4 года назад +13

    my favorite pornography is 'the one with the horses'

  • @LPsquishybottom
    @LPsquishybottom 2 года назад

    My favorite fight scene of Chan's is in NEW POLICE STORY when hes fighting round giant lego statues

  • @Biotechnus
    @Biotechnus 2 года назад

    ironically the horse noises makes it funnier

  • @BJCMXY
    @BJCMXY 2 года назад

    Bleeps out everything but the word "Fuck"🙄😂

  • @djramennoodles
    @djramennoodles 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit. Wanna add a whole new level to the hilarity of this video? Turn on the Closed Captions.

  • @VECT4GAMING
    @VECT4GAMING 4 года назад +15

    The green on his shirt...

  • @Ohmargod
    @Ohmargod 3 года назад

    The greatest Jackie fight scene is the whole movie Drunken Master 2.
    Especially when all the funny stuff in the beginning with the hilarious move names ("down the hatch!", "monkey playing the flute" etc.), gets replaced by badass, people destroying, martial arts in the end.
    My favorite Jackie Chan movie!

  • @TroyPacelli
    @TroyPacelli 4 года назад

    I am going to like the F*** out of this because a) I love this channel, b) RUclips P****me off, and 3) fine, you deserve double likes and engagement. That's why I'm leaving this message. Does it help the algorithm? Is it better if I type more characters? Fine, I'll just ramble. Also, I find this edited version maybe even funnier. I get the gist, and understood almost everything you bleeped anyway!
    When The Blues Brothers aired on network television, it was edited for language. Instead of bleeping, there was one place where they dubbed John Belushi saying "BS." The line was, "I wasn't lying to you. I was just 'BSing' you." The dubbed line was HYSTERICAL to me: "I wasn't lying to you . I was bamboozling you." I laughed so hard I cried for, like, ten minutes.
    Hope this helps the algorithm and you get lots of engagement on this new video!!!

  • @nootnoot______
    @nootnoot______ 4 года назад +8

    Karl lookin like Rayman out here

  • @peshomighty5051
    @peshomighty5051 4 года назад

    Break a brick with a lightbulb.

  • @georgefourman4480
    @georgefourman4480 3 года назад

    This somehow makes this funnier

  • @jonathanevans3853
    @jonathanevans3853 2 года назад

    It's been up for 2 years looks like it's safe lol

  • @SFoX
    @SFoX 4 года назад

    You guys should look into a channel called MXR plays. The guy who runs it does Skyrim mods weekly STILL to this day. He got to the point where he was like, "stuff it! I'm doing sex mods, go on patreon if you want the video uncensored"

  • @andidreyes5323
    @andidreyes5323 3 года назад +1

    This was hilarious! But I absolutely find horse pornography very interesting (but I am 100% sure it's for a different reason than a guy would find since it just gives me giggles). How the heck did Mr. Chan EVER voice a kids cartoon in the US?! That's not fair, my dad and all of his siblings came from the Philippines at MANY different ages and if you have any kind of conversational use understood, you can eventually get there.

  • @labratsw
    @labratsw 3 года назад

    You know John Wayne, Maybe he is vampire.

  • @razusaki2344
    @razusaki2344 4 года назад +3

    Ya all the "Who am I'm fight" scenes great movie

  • @bottledwaterprod
    @bottledwaterprod 2 года назад

    Everyone go watch Who Am I? There's a lot of reasons to love it. The car chases in that movie feature some of the most impressive driving I've ever seen on film.

  • @jackfergus7437
    @jackfergus7437 4 года назад +1

    This is not what I wanted!

  • @actually5004
    @actually5004 4 года назад +1

    He did it.

  • @tallmorty795
    @tallmorty795 3 года назад

    I love it when they get Rayman to host!

  • @alainjustiniano
    @alainjustiniano 3 года назад

    I need closure, which one is the fake neigh? 🤣

  • @darcyparrott1002
    @darcyparrott1002 4 года назад +1

    Fav fight: Shanghai noon... at the end with the other monks

  • @shinigamijack4208
    @shinigamijack4208 4 года назад +1

    I've got quite the soft spot for Jackie's City Hunter movie.

  • @rysander
    @rysander 4 года назад +1

    Iconic!

  • @porkroast9398
    @porkroast9398 4 года назад +35

    6:46

  • @brunoaragao2868
    @brunoaragao2868 3 года назад

    The final one from drunken master

  • @roguewarrior51
    @roguewarrior51 3 года назад

    I spent some time in Germany, with the U.S. Army and a buddy would thank germans every chance He got, but he wasn't saying Danka Shun, he was saying Donkey Show

  • @surtrgaming1730
    @surtrgaming1730 2 года назад

    I would be interested in trying to have fun with RUclips, but one of the things that pisses me off the most is inconsistency. If nudity is not good in channels, it shouldn't be in ads.

  • @Greendotz
    @Greendotz 4 года назад

    3:26 This is just a trick of physics. If you squeeze an egg from top to bottom it'll break very easily. However if you squeeze it on the sides you wont be able to break the egg due it its structure. Its basically a magic trick, as long as you can break the bricks any one can then throw in the egg part provided they hold it correctly.

  • @bulledar839
    @bulledar839 2 года назад

    i like family bonding.

  • @StonyBroke-Money
    @StonyBroke-Money 3 года назад

    Jesus this is some rebellion as sh*t on RUclips!!! I fucking love you guys

  • @oriononerom7985
    @oriononerom7985 3 года назад

    Armour of God II: Operation Condor....when there fighting 💪 Whist the GIANT FAN turning on and off....I like when Jackie Flew into a Person[with his Fist] like he was Superman 🦸‍♂️

  • @lunakoala5053
    @lunakoala5053 2 года назад +1

    I could have taken a course on roman pornography at university. But it was optional, so I figured my own prior private research was good enough.

  • @lu5t1
    @lu5t1 4 года назад

    The 14th horse noise

  • @benjicrowley8505
    @benjicrowley8505 4 года назад +1

    The scene in Rumble in the Bronx where Jackie Chan Rip's the antenna off of a car and proceeded to whip the naked buttocks of flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers

  • @codymcgraugh1444
    @codymcgraugh1444 4 года назад

    Bravo this video was a lot funnier

  • @captainkenzie6873
    @captainkenzie6873 2 года назад

    I always thought Jackie Chan was Australian

  • @dracomaster5902
    @dracomaster5902 4 года назад

    I learned that apparently bleeping noises also get suppressed by RUclips.

  • @randallloy3827
    @randallloy3827 Год назад

    The world needs a new RUclips, without all the hypocrisy of the current one

  • @jonathanreardon1674
    @jonathanreardon1674 2 года назад

    the whole egg thing is a trick eggs are incredibly strong if weight is even dispersed across its surface eggs can withsatnd hundreds of pounds of pressure also we all know that smashing bricks like that is fairly simple and is also a stage trick. id be willing to say with a bit of practice most people could acheive this. just like ripping phone books in half.

  • @marieparisi4522
    @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +2

    So he was tricked in to saying "I like NEIGH." Because he didn't have a complete grasp of English.

  • @Th3Raz96
    @Th3Raz96 4 года назад +2

    Just The Right Height, No Bucket Required

  • @LOGNAG72
    @LOGNAG72 4 года назад +5

    6:52?

  • @ramenlover1696
    @ramenlover1696 4 года назад +1

    I saw the original but god damn this is so much funnier

  • @AllanFolm
    @AllanFolm 3 года назад

    "Stunt bricks" - you can tap them with a raw egg and they'll break just as if you hit them with a sledgehammer.

  • @limey5383
    @limey5383 3 года назад

    Giving serious consideration to avoiding youtube entirely, as soon as you have an alternate forum in fact.

  • @RichardTruth123
    @RichardTruth123 4 года назад +2

    I recon utube took this one down because you challenged them and threatened more videos would get worse. Ps i I couldn't tell is any horse noises were real or not lol

  • @Potikse
    @Potikse 4 года назад +3

    10 33 is brad

  • @brandongraham1211
    @brandongraham1211 4 года назад +1

    3:15 is my brad fake guess

  • @Simply_resharkable
    @Simply_resharkable Год назад

    Karl looks a bit like Rayman

  • @donaldfish2316
    @donaldfish2316 4 года назад +1

    I would like to see a video where Brad just gets edited at random times during the video, but leaving all of the cussing in.

  • @Gdslayr-qs9nr
    @Gdslayr-qs9nr 4 года назад +2

    My working theory is the title and thumbnail, the content might've not been actually reviewed properly given that your content is usually harmless if not informative.

  • @Bob-br6hs
    @Bob-br6hs 5 лет назад +35

    I think 6:53 is Brad

  • @IchiroFuma
    @IchiroFuma 3 года назад

    I have half a mind to make nudity and occult things the only things allowed to run ads on my channel if I make a RUclips channel now. Lol

  • @brianmccracken4880
    @brianmccracken4880 3 года назад

    That was awesome. I couldn't stop laughing

  • @ricklandwehr8663
    @ricklandwehr8663 4 года назад +2

    Any scene in drunken boxer

  • @konisama6874
    @konisama6874 4 года назад

    Great job on re-editing. But if it's so easy for drunk me to figure out what you blooped (or wehehehed) out, wouldn't it get demoneytiesed aswell?

    • @LiamNajor
      @LiamNajor 3 года назад

      Nope. "AI" is literally the worst thing we could call these data blobs. It is factually wrong to call them that, and as soon as someone builds a real AI we'll have to call it the totally not clunky as fuck "artificial super intelligence" because people are calling the most basic of neural networks "intelligence"

  • @Kennabon
    @Kennabon 3 года назад

    My favorite Jackie Chan fight scene is the fight against crazy leg taekwondo guy in legend of the drunken master😁 my favorite movie of his though is Miracles 😁

  • @Putrefax
    @Putrefax 4 года назад +1

    Who Am I? has some of Jackie's best fights i reckon.

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 3 года назад

    Does anyone have a source for the footage of Jackie Chan? I can't find it and I want to send it to my friend without context.