@@artistwithouttalent That is incorrect. there is some pattern to why videos get demonitized. we know this. Certain things being said or done in a video can cause a video to reliably get demoitized. We just need RUclips to be explicit in the full scope of what can demonitize a video.
That's the point, they don't want youtubers know how the the system works so that they would fall into the demonetized pithole so that youtube doesn't need to pay them and have an excuse to hide what they consider the 'black sheep' of youtube, or have the one to scared to get demonetized follow the vague rules fanatically.
@PolySaken thats just a cop-out response.giving an ai types of videos you want it to flag videos that are similar is still deciding what gets flagged. the system flags specific words and actions, so there is a stored list they could check somewhere. and on the extremely slim chance there isn't, they can re-work the system to not be terrible in the way it is.
So... did youtube still Demonitize this video after that many bleeps and horse imitation noises we have to hear? My ear start putting bleeps on anything my friend says 10 minutes after watching this lol.
They don't tell you because they don't want a public record that could be used against them. It also means they can apply different rules for different creaters without risking litigation. I guarantee they would end up in litigating if it was revield who got demonized and who didnt.
There are so many excellent ones. I want to say I also love the rooftop fight in Who Am I against the martial arts duo, or Operation Condor in the base with all of the construction equipment on two levels where he dodgea a ton while wailing on a mob of soldiers.
You know what ads are being run on this video right now? It's a blank ad. Just one of those annoying clear banner ads on the bottom that if you click on brings you to a page that tells you, "Your anti-virus is out of date."
Since you asked, my favourite Jackie Chan movie is Snake and Crane arts of Shaolin. Buuut, Shaolin Wooden Mens main villain is named Fuk Yu... It's amazing
That reminds me of the time I was watching a video about why men have facial hair and legitimately before and after it where adds about female body razors witch I find funny
One of my favorite fights scenes was in Wheels on Meals. Most of the fight scenes I thought were great, but one that I thought was cool was towards the end where Jackie Chan and the two other protagonists did a triple fencing square off against the main villain who somehow managed to fend off all three fighters simultaneously.
The greatest Jackie fight scene is the whole movie Drunken Master 2. Especially when all the funny stuff in the beginning with the hilarious move names ("down the hatch!", "monkey playing the flute" etc.), gets replaced by badass, people destroying, martial arts in the end. My favorite Jackie Chan movie!
i could easily punch a brick in half while holding an unbroken egg. granted i would hold the egg in my other hand, punch a fairly thin brick with the other hand... but technically...TECHNICALLY!!
I am going to like the F*** out of this because a) I love this channel, b) RUclips P****me off, and 3) fine, you deserve double likes and engagement. That's why I'm leaving this message. Does it help the algorithm? Is it better if I type more characters? Fine, I'll just ramble. Also, I find this edited version maybe even funnier. I get the gist, and understood almost everything you bleeped anyway! When The Blues Brothers aired on network television, it was edited for language. Instead of bleeping, there was one place where they dubbed John Belushi saying "BS." The line was, "I wasn't lying to you. I was just 'BSing' you." The dubbed line was HYSTERICAL to me: "I wasn't lying to you . I was bamboozling you." I laughed so hard I cried for, like, ten minutes. Hope this helps the algorithm and you get lots of engagement on this new video!!!
This was hilarious! But I absolutely find horse pornography very interesting (but I am 100% sure it's for a different reason than a guy would find since it just gives me giggles). How the heck did Mr. Chan EVER voice a kids cartoon in the US?! That's not fair, my dad and all of his siblings came from the Philippines at MANY different ages and if you have any kind of conversational use understood, you can eventually get there.
I spent some time in Germany, with the U.S. Army and a buddy would thank germans every chance He got, but he wasn't saying Danka Shun, he was saying Donkey Show
3:26 This is just a trick of physics. If you squeeze an egg from top to bottom it'll break very easily. However if you squeeze it on the sides you wont be able to break the egg due it its structure. Its basically a magic trick, as long as you can break the bricks any one can then throw in the egg part provided they hold it correctly.
Everyone go watch Who Am I? There's a lot of reasons to love it. The car chases in that movie feature some of the most impressive driving I've ever seen on film.
Armour of God II: Operation Condor....when there fighting 💪 Whist the GIANT FAN turning on and off....I like when Jackie Flew into a Person[with his Fist] like he was Superman 🦸♂️
The scene in Rumble in the Bronx where Jackie Chan Rip's the antenna off of a car and proceeded to whip the naked buttocks of flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers
My favorite Jackie Chan fight scene is the fight against crazy leg taekwondo guy in legend of the drunken master😁 my favorite movie of his though is Miracles 😁
You guys should look into a channel called MXR plays. The guy who runs it does Skyrim mods weekly STILL to this day. He got to the point where he was like, "stuff it! I'm doing sex mods, go on patreon if you want the video uncensored"
I would be interested in trying to have fun with RUclips, but one of the things that pisses me off the most is inconsistency. If nudity is not good in channels, it shouldn't be in ads.
the whole egg thing is a trick eggs are incredibly strong if weight is even dispersed across its surface eggs can withsatnd hundreds of pounds of pressure also we all know that smashing bricks like that is fairly simple and is also a stage trick. id be willing to say with a bit of practice most people could acheive this. just like ripping phone books in half.
Nope. "AI" is literally the worst thing we could call these data blobs. It is factually wrong to call them that, and as soon as someone builds a real AI we'll have to call it the totally not clunky as fuck "artificial super intelligence" because people are calling the most basic of neural networks "intelligence"
I recon utube took this one down because you challenged them and threatened more videos would get worse. Ps i I couldn't tell is any horse noises were real or not lol
The edited versions are always much more vulger than unedited swearing. It's great.
RUclips needs to be FORCED to admit what specifically causes videos to get demonitized. This is oppressive and abusive behavior.
@@artistwithouttalent That is incorrect. there is some pattern to why videos get demonitized. we know this. Certain things being said or done in a video can cause a video to reliably get demoitized. We just need RUclips to be explicit in the full scope of what can demonitize a video.
That's the point, they don't want youtubers know how the the system works so that they would fall into the demonetized pithole so that youtube doesn't need to pay them and have an excuse to hide what they consider the 'black sheep' of youtube, or have the one to scared to get demonetized follow the vague rules fanatically.
Alayne Sìdhe thats exactly what they said but more filler words. You’d make a great rep for youtube lmao
@Alfie they do though.
@PolySaken thats just a cop-out response.giving an ai types of videos you want it to flag videos that are similar is still deciding what gets flagged. the system flags specific words and actions, so there is a stored list they could check somewhere. and on the extremely slim chance there isn't, they can re-work the system to not be terrible in the way it is.
Between him saying he "studied" porn and that time he started rapid fire naming porn actresses, I think I'll take "studied" with a grain of salt
Oh this video was amazing, even with half of it being horse noises.
What do you mean “even” it’s great because it’s half horse noises
So... did youtube still Demonitize this video after that many bleeps and horse imitation noises we have to hear? My ear start putting bleeps on anything my friend says 10 minutes after watching this lol.
They don't tell you because they don't want a public record that could be used against them. It also means they can apply different rules for different creaters without risking litigation. I guarantee they would end up in litigating if it was revield who got demonized and who didnt.
6:52 is Brad as my guess
I agree, one of these things are not like the others lol
Same
same
It was really good but short enough that it felt like it had to be the one.
I heard a naughty at 16:00
10:50 I guess the test was failed. We need more risque content, dangit RUclips.
Legend of the drunken master when he fights those dudes while his step mom throws bottles of liquor at him. Hands down. I love that scene.
Anyone else agree that Jackie Chan is just the most adorable human being ever
Most HK natives do most certainly not agree with this. Chan sucks up a lot to the CCP, and that as a HK native himself.
The whole egg thing reminded me of when Zeppeli in jojo punched the frog and broke the stone under the frog in Jojo
I chuckle every time I think of that frog squishing
Sean Wolfboy the frog didn’t squish though
every video is tainted with this awful fandom
@@Angie-hc2ui bro why you gotta be rude?
So does that mean Jackie chan is a jojo reference
John Wayne? Ya' know John Wayne?
*_J o h n W a y n e_*
Yea! chill with the duke, I'll be right back.
Star maps! Get your star maps!! 😂 😂
6:48 the last neigh out of like 4 in a row
LMAO. I just got an Ad for SCRUFF (a gay dating app). Well Done Karl 👏
I had a friend with your name and we made a lot of gay jokes, the secret homophobes thought we were actually a couple.
There are so many excellent ones. I want to say I also love the rooftop fight in Who Am I against the martial arts duo, or Operation Condor in the base with all of the construction equipment on two levels where he dodgea a ton while wailing on a mob of soldiers.
Please upload a video of Karl saying "John Wayne? You know John Wayne?" every 30 seconds.
We should get this more likes then what the video has so that he actually just releases videos of him saying it
You know what ads are being run on this video right now? It's a blank ad. Just one of those annoying clear banner ads on the bottom that if you click on brings you to a page that tells you, "Your anti-virus is out of date."
Finding this channel years later and starting from the beginning, as much as I would have liked to seen the original, this was still delightful lol
The word Hentai and references to it also get the same treatment hahahah see gigguk and get in the robot hahah
Since you asked, my favourite Jackie Chan movie is Snake and Crane arts of Shaolin. Buuut, Shaolin Wooden Mens main villain is named Fuk Yu... It's amazing
I'm new to the channel and this is a hilarious edit. I already love your show, but man, you guys create gold.
I love the fact that I finished the video reading a 4000 word essay about porn and femininity because of Karl
That reminds me of the time I was watching a video about why men have facial hair and legitimately before and after it where adds about female body razors witch I find funny
I only came for john Wayne you know john wayne
Thanks for having our back, buds 🌈
Here here on the naked Wiccan ads more of that in the world please
I kept forgetting about the horne noises and getting the shit scared out of me
One of my favorite fights scenes was in Wheels on Meals. Most of the fight scenes I thought were great, but one that I thought was cool was towards the end where Jackie Chan and the two other protagonists did a triple fencing square off against the main villain who somehow managed to fend off all three fighters simultaneously.
The greatest Jackie fight scene is the whole movie Drunken Master 2.
Especially when all the funny stuff in the beginning with the hilarious move names ("down the hatch!", "monkey playing the flute" etc.), gets replaced by badass, people destroying, martial arts in the end.
My favorite Jackie Chan movie!
20:21 Karl has a heated gamer moment
i could easily punch a brick in half while holding an unbroken egg. granted i would hold the egg in my other hand, punch a fairly thin brick with the other hand... but technically...TECHNICALLY!!
My favorite fight scene of Chan's is in NEW POLICE STORY when hes fighting round giant lego statues
These reissues are so funny but only with the context of the previous uploads.
The fight in the Store in Rumble in the Bronx
Jesus this is some rebellion as sh*t on RUclips!!! I fucking love you guys
The green on his shirt...
You know it would be impressive if you can break a egg with a brick in your hand and perfectly crack it in half no other cracks
I love it when they get Rayman to host!
The ovoid is the perfect shape for transfering pressure from one side to the other.
I am going to like the F*** out of this because a) I love this channel, b) RUclips P****me off, and 3) fine, you deserve double likes and engagement. That's why I'm leaving this message. Does it help the algorithm? Is it better if I type more characters? Fine, I'll just ramble. Also, I find this edited version maybe even funnier. I get the gist, and understood almost everything you bleeped anyway!
When The Blues Brothers aired on network television, it was edited for language. Instead of bleeping, there was one place where they dubbed John Belushi saying "BS." The line was, "I wasn't lying to you. I was just 'BSing' you." The dubbed line was HYSTERICAL to me: "I wasn't lying to you . I was bamboozling you." I laughed so hard I cried for, like, ten minutes.
Hope this helps the algorithm and you get lots of engagement on this new video!!!
This was hilarious! But I absolutely find horse pornography very interesting (but I am 100% sure it's for a different reason than a guy would find since it just gives me giggles). How the heck did Mr. Chan EVER voice a kids cartoon in the US?! That's not fair, my dad and all of his siblings came from the Philippines at MANY different ages and if you have any kind of conversational use understood, you can eventually get there.
I nearly died of laughter at the story at the end.
Holy shit. Wanna add a whole new level to the hilarity of this video? Turn on the Closed Captions.
Bleeps out everything but the word "Fuck"🙄😂
I've got quite the soft spot for Jackie's City Hunter movie.
Ya all the "Who am I'm fight" scenes great movie
So is drunken master
I spent some time in Germany, with the U.S. Army and a buddy would thank germans every chance He got, but he wasn't saying Danka Shun, he was saying Donkey Show
Fav fight: Shanghai noon... at the end with the other monks
3:26 This is just a trick of physics. If you squeeze an egg from top to bottom it'll break very easily. However if you squeeze it on the sides you wont be able to break the egg due it its structure. Its basically a magic trick, as long as you can break the bricks any one can then throw in the egg part provided they hold it correctly.
Karl lookin like Rayman out here
Everyone go watch Who Am I? There's a lot of reasons to love it. The car chases in that movie feature some of the most impressive driving I've ever seen on film.
Armour of God II: Operation Condor....when there fighting 💪 Whist the GIANT FAN turning on and off....I like when Jackie Flew into a Person[with his Fist] like he was Superman 🦸♂️
I learned that apparently bleeping noises also get suppressed by RUclips.
my favorite pornography is 'the one with the horses'
Hahaha ;-; I have a problem
"Stunt bricks" - you can tap them with a raw egg and they'll break just as if you hit them with a sledgehammer.
This is like the opening of kingdom hearts 2 but instead the word is pornography
Drunken master two in it's entirety.
Iconic!
Giving serious consideration to avoiding youtube entirely, as soon as you have an alternate forum in fact.
He did it.
Oh my God. If you drink while watching these they are sooooo much better! Its like pubmates! I understand now!
ironically the horse noises makes it funnier
I need closure, which one is the fake neigh? 🤣
Man I can’t understand half of the jokes with censoring
That was awesome. I couldn't stop laughing
The scene in Rumble in the Bronx where Jackie Chan Rip's the antenna off of a car and proceeded to whip the naked buttocks of flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers
I have half a mind to make nudity and occult things the only things allowed to run ads on my channel if I make a RUclips channel now. Lol
I saw the original but god damn this is so much funnier
You know John Wayne, Maybe he is vampire.
My favorite Jackie Chan fight scene is the fight against crazy leg taekwondo guy in legend of the drunken master😁 my favorite movie of his though is Miracles 😁
I could have taken a course on roman pornography at university. But it was optional, so I figured my own prior private research was good enough.
You guys should look into a channel called MXR plays. The guy who runs it does Skyrim mods weekly STILL to this day. He got to the point where he was like, "stuff it! I'm doing sex mods, go on patreon if you want the video uncensored"
The world needs a new RUclips, without all the hypocrisy of the current one
I would be interested in trying to have fun with RUclips, but one of the things that pisses me off the most is inconsistency. If nudity is not good in channels, it shouldn't be in ads.
Break a brick with a lightbulb.
This somehow makes this funnier
Bravo this video was a lot funnier
I would like to see a video where Brad just gets edited at random times during the video, but leaving all of the cussing in.
10 33 is brad
The final one from drunken master
So he was tricked in to saying "I like NEIGH." Because he didn't have a complete grasp of English.
the whole egg thing is a trick eggs are incredibly strong if weight is even dispersed across its surface eggs can withsatnd hundreds of pounds of pressure also we all know that smashing bricks like that is fairly simple and is also a stage trick. id be willing to say with a bit of practice most people could acheive this. just like ripping phone books in half.
Just The Right Height, No Bucket Required
It's been up for 2 years looks like it's safe lol
i like family bonding.
This is not what I wanted!
A friend of mine just tried to tell me that them doing this to Jackie Chan was racist. I fail to see how.
I think 6:53 is Brad
Same here
Who Am I? has some of Jackie's best fights i reckon.
The 14th horse noise
The breaking bricks while holding an egg is just done by hitting with your wrist. Don't do it while holding baby
Great job on re-editing. But if it's so easy for drunk me to figure out what you blooped (or wehehehed) out, wouldn't it get demoneytiesed aswell?
Nope. "AI" is literally the worst thing we could call these data blobs. It is factually wrong to call them that, and as soon as someone builds a real AI we'll have to call it the totally not clunky as fuck "artificial super intelligence" because people are calling the most basic of neural networks "intelligence"
This s#!+ is hilarious
Bro, how do Kyle be getting his arms looking like a Wii character?
6:52?
I always thought Jackie Chan was Australian
I recon utube took this one down because you challenged them and threatened more videos would get worse. Ps i I couldn't tell is any horse noises were real or not lol
Damnit. This isn't what I wanted!!!