AN UNDERRATED SETTING | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #29
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2024
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00:00 Intro
04:31 Models of the Week
09:30 Why was the Mask of Light so good?
13:48 How would you sell Bionicle today?
21:58 What are the various races?
24:55 The Roodaka Question
34:33 Who is Bionicle Jesus?
41:47 Who is the best Toa?
46:50 Who is the worst Toa?
53:08 What is the Matoran Civil War?
01:01:40 How would you end Bionicles?
01:06:40 Bringing Bionicle Back
01:09:46 Outro
01:10:37 A Message From Moots
01:11:09 Patron Questions
All In-House Digital Assets By Moots - / lemoots
Intro/Outro by georgeNrat 
Игры
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In the post-apocalyptic wasteland no one will be able to stop me from telling my grandchildren that The Bible was the plot of Bionicle.
The father = mata nui
The son = takua/takanuva
The holy spirit = the great spirit
Is this correct?
@@laughingman7467 I've heard some strong arguments that Matoro is Jesus but I'm torn on the issue.
We are so close to the primarch blunt rotation episode
Astartes Anonymous was just a tool to drag 40k fans into Bionicle lore. Splendid!
Bionicles will and always will be, The Single Greatest Thing Lego has ever done. Nothing will ever top popping open one of those Big Ass Pill Box’s.
Unironically one of the most unique settings ever written. Love 40k and all, but it pulls a ton from all over the place. Bionicle however, is set completely apart by pretty much everything about it - aesthetic, setting, world building, all incredibly original.
The fact that they never made big kits for the two big ass Mata Nui and Makuta Nui to celebrate the end of the IP is such a shame
Bionicle is the only reason I even have the mental capability to appreciate something as complex as warhammer, and to this day I still collect and build bionicles
Did not know i needed a bionicle podcast until now.
10:08:36 Tom, they asked what classic product line to bring back, Bionicle won overwhelmingly. Then they re-ran it and refused to post the results. if Lego was going to bring Bionicle back because we asked, they would have done so. Red is correct. Force is our only option. For the greater good.
Ah yes Roodaka, I have only one thing to say. *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
UNITY, DUTY, DESTINNNNNNYYYYYY!!!
I said it once I'll say it again bionicle and warhammer go hand to hand
just like Bionicle and jimmy buffet. You think I am joking but try it.
Best IP ever
my smile is so big and large and so happy ITS BIONICLE
I love bionicles anonymous
Wait a minute, it's not April 1st!
You know I love that this is basically an hour-long of four dudes going what's fake it till we make it all the way through
Night Lord Bionicle goes HAAAAARD!
THE SILLY NIGHTLORD BECOMING A MAKUTA IS PERFECT
Listening to this on my way to my job interview.
Did you get the job?
@@someczechguy4261 does it really matter?
Thank god someone talking about something important
Ancient fucking knowledge here, good shit.
bionicle is so good and it has brought me to actual tears.
not gonna lie
i felt super patriotic when moots said sturdy danish plastic
God bless you for at least one of you Representing Gen 2 Bionicles.
Man to have two of my “special interests” be condensed in one thing is a beautiful thing to my autistic eye
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
Oh my God, they finally did it.Best podcast
Underrated asf. BRING IT BACK DAMMIT!
In my opinion, Bionicle needs to come back. I’m such an amazing story and characters, and There still is mysteries that are left unsolved
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Well, this made a birthday more interesting. Grew up with bionicle so neat.
The madlads actually did it
bionicle comes across as noble bright on the surface but just below that its actually quite dark
Bionicle was amazing 2000's fiction.
7:04 That's what every angel space marine needs: wings. I wonder where those wings came from
Apparently I was prepared for this podcast I listened to the entire bionical story last week
Oohhhh yeah can't wait to pass down my bionicles to future generations!
Hands down best episode
You guys trying to keep the bit going for the """Bionicles of the week""" segment was hysterical, this is easily one of your best episodes xD
babe wake up. bionicle chronicles posted a new episode
Goddammit! I'm going to be in the middle of a 40k game when this drops!
What u playing dude?
@@IronWITHIN.IronWITHOUT Alpha Legion vs Ultramarines
Niceee
@@IronWITHIN.IronWITHOUT Update: my Alpha Legion won 49-32
@@Zivon96 hell yeah brother
By Karzahni, this episode Is a fever dream and I love every second of it.
This was amazing maybe next time you guys can talk about the big questions. Like is Roodaka breedable and how bionicle babies are made.
Yo, true though. Was 6 or 7 when when I got my first bionicles. The first set.
I like that the little demon holding the microphone is replaced with a rahaga
This is what it bust be like to listening to 40k lore for normal people, because I did not understand a thing.🤤 Great fun thaw😋
Of course red is makuta
I like to think these are the actual relative heights of each of the hosts. Towering red and tiny moots
Now I actually want to make a Bionicle based on Warhammer
And a Warhammer figurene based on Bionicles😂😂😂
But yeah I like Bionicles. They were good for their time and they had nice and diverse motives and settings. Especially when it came to the evil factions. They look really cool.
Wow Bionicle a real past from the past, thanks for making me feel old.
BIONICLE YAY
Right in the Nostalgia !
Right in my feels!
Hell yes! Bionicle is peak.
The books written by H.P Tolkcraft. *Sees Roodaka* well good thing I'm already gay, and also would. My first Bionicle kits were the rolling ones.
Unity. Duty. Destiny. For the Great Spirit and for the God Emperor
We stan nothing but kings! I am so hyped that you guys made a bionicle video.
2:45
Hey Denmark as MANY great things appart from lego
Like its... Like its ... Price of stuff? (3 euros for 1 bottle of coca cola )
They have become the legends of {copy right lawsuit from the hawaian government}
I need more!
Is this a late April Fools episode?
Bionicle is serious business, pal.
ah yes, takanuva, a random le matoran, makuta konrad and a G2 moc. this is gonna be good.
This is awesome. I hope you guys explore more universes you guys clearly enjoy
really make me wish I didn't miss that movie night
So... this is how other people see us 40K nerds as, right? Oh boy...
Surprised this wasn’t posted on April 1st
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I wanna see a necron with bionicle theme or vice-verse
A shotout from Brazil boys
When the hell did you do this and why was my notified?
ah the lore addicts first lore rabbit hole
OH LAWD, THEY’RE COOKING TODAY!
BREAK OUT THE BIBS AND UNFASTEN YOUR BELTS
I like the host depicting himself as mata nui imputing he is in fact god
Nuju gets my vote for worst toa, dude, like I'm going to talk in bird speech from now on even though the only one other person knows it and that guy job is just to be my translator because screw everyone else if you can't deal with it your not worthy of talking to me
A great episode, it took me back when i had bionicle i remember the rollie poly ones and mixing and matching parts... also had fun at the end of the video playing weres the helmet😂!!!
Finally, some true culture 😍
The Rahkshi wil forever be the coolest Bionicles especialliy Guurahk
Pro tip: if you want, you can get really drunk or high and set the speed on one of these videos to 0.75, it feels like you're drunk with some friends. Feel that loneliness slip deeper back into your psyche and out of sight for the time being.
Each stream sold separately.
Hero factory wa speak bionicle
I would call it a revitalization.
Matoro is the best toa in my book.
What bands/music would each of the primarchs listen to?
Hi nerds
I didn't know you guys did Bionicles!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEY
red as makuta expected, but Toa takanuva was not expcted, btw, nice one moots, i still remember the alphabet :3
LETS FUCKING GOOO
Of course Red is Teridax lmao
Ketongu is a Rahi by the way.
What? No way
@@itarH Yep; Keetongu was actually a Rahi.
Can we het y'all's take on the controversy
What controversy?
I've never clicked so fast in my life
All my homies hate hero factory
I Didnt know i needed this but i did
Bionicle... why do I hear Andrea Bocelli's "Con Te Partirò"?
I love you guys, but can Moots please move away from the microphone a bit? He's WAY louder than everyone else and you can actively hear him swallow and lipsmack.
But that's part of the *experience* ™️
THERE İS NO FEMALE ASTARTES
Please stop
Chud spotted
@@eyeof3ndr364 Warhammer is an incredibly masculine setting and has been for 30 years. They’re throwing away decades of lore and story building for diversity brownie points.
@@timrogers9191well yeah there a company trying to expand it’s business.
@@thecomradewarda and they have just alienated a lot of their original fan base
WTF boooooooooooo
This is just beginning of more to come with recent gw lore changes. I want to thank you for your efforts and entertainment. At this point war hammer is signaling they are going into a new direction and it is not one that interests me. If they are this sloppy and lazy with their lore; It is not really worth following. It will be the next Star Wars and halo shortly. So I am out and unsubscribing. Wish you luck and hope the new audience game workshop is looking for follows you.
I still have 4 original Bionicle character toys at my attic.