Adam Sandler - 7 foot man

Adam Sandler song - 7 Foot Man funny song, funny pics to go with the lyrics.
LYRICS:
We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax
I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,
I'm 7 feet tall,
But I'm still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I've had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,
7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I've tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I'm the 7 foot man,
7 foot man,
7 foot man

[@Stickvinger]

Still, after all these years, fucking fantastic!
Love the song, love his performance!

[@toadwaker]

This song..... it's.....SO TRUE...

[@akrondude]

i love the energy of the crowd during this performance

[@Videooogaaaamsh]

The problem with having big muscles only, is that when somebody does challenge you to a fight, Your lack of fighting ability will be exposed. Adding even more insult to injury.
Having muscle is not a repellent for bullying. Smarts and a the ability to kick someone's ass is usually what handles that.

[@Trl4life]

Love the song

[@rickitynick4463]

The girls @ 7 foot wide lolololol

[@prestoplaya2012]

awesome

[@hawaiidispenser]

Sounds like it was written on a bus.

[@Videooogaaaamsh]

You love the song, but you hate the lyrics?..LOL..