How I'm Voting | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @Garmin316
    @Garmin316 2 года назад +1435

    Nimesh: I wanted bernie to win
    That one person in the crowd: 🐶

  • @miles4260
    @miles4260 2 года назад +625

    Those people in the crowd weren't comfortable hearing the truth lol

    • @FartInYourFace234
      @FartInYourFace234 2 года назад +9

      It just had a lack luster delivery. And unnecessary racism because people think it’s funny if it’s against yt pipo

    • @Otegatune
      @Otegatune 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@FartInYourFace234it's only funny cause it's true. You can not like it all you want

    • @FartInYourFace234
      @FartInYourFace234 5 месяцев назад

      @@Otegatune the racism is true? what are you even on about

    • @johnconway6976
      @johnconway6976 5 месяцев назад

      No. It's only "true" for those with chips on their shoulders, carrying around a false narrative to ease their complexes and victim mentalities. This clown likes the play that card even though he comes from one the wealthiest demographics and married into another.

    • @a2cool4u02
      @a2cool4u02 4 месяца назад

      It's funny in it's stupidity. Its trumps tax hike that we are currently experiencing. Bernies tax plan would have lowered taxes for 95% of the population

  • @littleoldal
    @littleoldal 5 месяцев назад +77

    THE GAME IS SO CLEAR
    truer words have never been said

  • @ryanbarnes8458
    @ryanbarnes8458 2 года назад +253

    I just wish more people understood this. But it’s just that taxes have loopholes and the rich have enough money and know how to find and use those loopholes

    • @josephmama9657
      @josephmama9657 2 года назад +6

      The phrase “Can’t see the forrest for the trees.” Comes to mind. Also, so attached to their beliefs that they’re fighting the other side for that they don’t want to admit it, even though they might actually realize it.

    • @josephmama9657
      @josephmama9657 2 года назад +11

      Like I told my friend, I just want free healthcare, so that if something happens to your mom or your dad or something that you don’t have to worry about because it will be taken care of, but that wasn’t enough for him… he was so adamant that government healthcare it would terrible! As if the current healthcare system is amazing😂😂😂

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 2 года назад +3

      I saying tax the rich and everything will be fine is very hard to execute. What usually happens is, if indeed a politician suggests proportional tax increase, either they get the boot (because a lot of politicians are themselves rich and the corporate lobbyists are real) or , if there is enough political will power to actually push it through, then corporations flee and register their company elsewhere and avoid paying tax that way. BEPS is what the phenomenon is called

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 2 года назад

      @Slacker watch your government get overthrown if you try to ban apple/Google/Facebook / oil companies/ etc

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 2 года назад +2

      @Slackerthe government may remain same, but officials handling government business get kicked/transferred all the time. We can look up and find examples.
      If red/blue line doesn't change but people managing that line are individually picked off , then has the government changed?
      They are many ways to override democratic mandates.

  • @IamSH1VA
    @IamSH1VA 2 года назад +218

    If like 50% of voters understood this..

    • @johnd1047
      @johnd1047 2 года назад

      And what makes you remotely sure that your understanding of socioeconomics is superior than ~150 million Americans?😂😂🤦‍♂️Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ. You’re no different, bub.

    • @Sideway-Sammy
      @Sideway-Sammy 2 года назад +2

      If only 1% would see your comment...

    • @aaavellone
      @aaavellone 5 месяцев назад +1

      They do and that's why they don't vote.

    • @aabidamn
      @aabidamn 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@aaavelloneBy not voting, you're helping them keep status quo. Go out and vote for the lesser evil.

    • @aaavellone
      @aaavellone 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@aabidamn lmao. Who said me? Just look at the statistics, most times only 35% of the eligible population votes. People are tired of voting for evil of any kind. And when has there been a choice for president that doesn't keep the status quo? Sanders doesn't count as he never had the nomination.

  • @Retr0_Blues
    @Retr0_Blues 2 года назад +18

    I didn't know Nimesh was out here doing material analysis like that , got a whole new appreciation for his content :)

  • @yashrajsingharora
    @yashrajsingharora Месяц назад +5

    Dude! You summed up the whole game so swift and succint! Loved it!

  • @xandocommando
    @xandocommando 2 года назад +405

    yo nimesh dropping some marxist class analysis 🔥

    • @johnd1047
      @johnd1047 2 года назад

      That’s not a good thing🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️as if 150,000,000 dead bodies weren’t enough for the ever-growing historically ignorant class you’re apart of.

    • @xandocommando
      @xandocommando 2 года назад +24

      @@johnd1047 tell me u don’t know what marxism is without telling me

    • @johnd1047
      @johnd1047 2 года назад

      @@xandocommando historically ignorant and morally reprehensible.

    • @moth306
      @moth306 2 года назад +34

      comrade nimesh

    • @conenubi701
      @conenubi701 2 года назад +2

      He was actually making fun of Bernie stans lol

  • @tarahein3415
    @tarahein3415 5 месяцев назад +17

    So true. Love this guy!

  • @SirTorcharite
    @SirTorcharite 2 года назад +52

    Divide and Conquer has been an effective strategy against large groups of people since they started large groups of people.
    Some Chinese Zoo guy wrote a book about it way back in the day.

    • @shashankke250
      @shashankke250 2 года назад +9

      The Brits used this tool to effectively colonise India and even the democracy across the globe use the same strategy of divide and rule.

    • @Nidol
      @Nidol Месяц назад

      Chinese CCP did same thing in Tibet divide between rich and poor Tibetans and occupied Tibet, now CCP are getting rich by robbing Tibet’s treasures , water and natural resources and minerals.

  • @melindawilliams6624
    @melindawilliams6624 5 месяцев назад +4

    This man just hit the nail on the head! 💯 correct! 👍

  • @MZBS639
    @MZBS639 5 месяцев назад +7

    What an amazing bit😂

  • @yhnkev305
    @yhnkev305 2 года назад +83

    First time you don’t have a drink in your hand:(

  • @HappyinJapan358
    @HappyinJapan358 5 месяцев назад +28

    Wow he got it spot on! Rare for Americans to see this point I feel. Rich people seem to be admired in America, like it’s a good thing.

    • @MZBS639
      @MZBS639 5 месяцев назад

      Does anyone remember "how to get rich" by jeff fisher? Its super entertaininf

    • @HappyinJapan358
      @HappyinJapan358 5 месяцев назад

      @zandaroos553 yes that’s quite interesting. I’ve always wondered why Canada is so different about the spreading of wealth compared to the US. My Canadian friend says it’s mainly due that there was no war of independence. Must be several factors.

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 5 месяцев назад

      ​@zandaroos553 well based on Gini index highest inequality in spanish and Portugese speaking countries. Brazil number 1. The USA has the highest wealth inequality out of English speaking countries. Idk where you get your facts from.

    • @Woosaidthat
      @Woosaidthat 5 месяцев назад +2

      It’s not wrong that rich people are admired for getting to where they are with their ideas and ingenuity….. what should be loathed is that corporations, the blood sucking monsters these people create do not pay their fair share under the guise that they’re keeping the rest of us employed. That’s the republican “trickle down” BS. Corporations use roads that WE pay for, they move onto land that OUR state has given them for free in order to coax them to move there, and yet they have a lower tax burden that we do. Plus- corporations are not people- and should not be seen as such under the law.

  • @monica93304
    @monica93304 5 месяцев назад +9

    Great punchline. LOL.

  • @otisjones4643
    @otisjones4643 5 месяцев назад +4

    So true plus they have help😂😂😂😂

  • @HD6SOCCER
    @HD6SOCCER 2 года назад +228

    Bruh hopefully RUclips doesn’t delete this video cuz it’s too real and has humour, this is too good for our world

    • @ButterflyEnte
      @ButterflyEnte 2 года назад +12

      Why should RUclips delete this

    • @HD6SOCCER
      @HD6SOCCER 2 года назад +1

      @@ButterflyEnte read properly before asking redundant questions

    • @austinheyman
      @austinheyman 2 года назад +13

      @@HD6SOCCER you haven’t explained anything

    • @HD6SOCCER
      @HD6SOCCER 2 года назад +1

      This comment is not as serious as you guys think it might be like damn you all are some squares

    • @HD6SOCCER
      @HD6SOCCER 2 года назад +2

      @Slacker cuz you are a square and I don’t need to type a paragraph to explain

  • @onkarkulkarni24
    @onkarkulkarni24 2 года назад +6

    I've never seen him do a stand-up without a bottle Lol.

  • @blackawana
    @blackawana 5 месяцев назад +2

    Awesome!

  • @BushiestBesver
    @BushiestBesver 2 года назад +1

    Keep it up man! Comedy gold 😊

  • @hedonistclub2023
    @hedonistclub2023 2 года назад +2

    Bro.. When are you touring New Zealand? Please do a show here mate!!

  • @thomasbaldwin2317
    @thomasbaldwin2317 Год назад +2

    love this Guy

  • @johndigiacomo1674
    @johndigiacomo1674 4 месяца назад +1

    It was perfect, I love the fact that he had it right.

  • @Noobmaster69_bro
    @Noobmaster69_bro 2 года назад +1

    Man, tat first statement.. only few knew it’s depth✌️👍

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +86

    Fucking god damnit I have been saying this for years and no matter how delicately or simply I put it, pointing it out just upsets folks.
    This dude is one of my favorite humans next to George Carlin.

    • @totallydude6155
      @totallydude6155 2 года назад +1

      Fucking same, or they act like it's ridiculous/stupid

  • @felixmcinally8037
    @felixmcinally8037 Месяц назад +1

    Aged like a fine wine

  • @chuckitinabucket8046
    @chuckitinabucket8046 2 года назад +2

    I just discovered this guy. This clip will get over 1mill soon and buddy is on the come up.

  • @twwtjohns
    @twwtjohns 4 месяца назад

    Facts!

  • @Thealignmentkeys
    @Thealignmentkeys 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank u for speaking the obvious.

  • @the_great_zampano
    @the_great_zampano 4 месяца назад

    Honesty can be brutal 😅

  • @Timeboycomedy
    @Timeboycomedy 2 года назад +24

    So Much facts ❤

  • @casualproductivity2
    @casualproductivity2 2 года назад +1

    I read this as “How I’m voting Nimesh Patel”
    I was ready

  • @LenaBeena2023
    @LenaBeena2023 4 месяца назад

    Damn dude have some energy in your delivery

  • @dharun1790
    @dharun1790 5 месяцев назад +1

    When you getting a netflix special buddy?

  • @neetha2447
    @neetha2447 2 года назад +1

    Guacamole is the cheapest upgrade you can make to feel rich so I always go for it.

  • @lunarjedi7788
    @lunarjedi7788 2 года назад

    Can't wait to see this guy. He's a legend in the making.

    • @FootNSoul
      @FootNSoul 2 года назад

      You from moon bro ?

  • @ShellSellars-Smith
    @ShellSellars-Smith 4 месяца назад

    Yep...

  • @macurlyfries
    @macurlyfries 2 года назад

    WHEN CAN YOU COME TO THE UK

  • @Anu-po5ml
    @Anu-po5ml 2 года назад

    Very well put

  • @cram3004
    @cram3004 2 месяца назад

    Facts

  • @shivashankarmaddanimath2616
    @shivashankarmaddanimath2616 2 года назад +3

    Too good 😁

  • @pennidill3192
    @pennidill3192 5 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine if we ever know what went into keeping Bernie out of the white house😢

  • @solala1312
    @solala1312 Год назад +2

    same with women and men. or city people and people from rural areas. it is always to conceil the fact that the capital owning class is robbing the working class.

  • @IthacaDon
    @IthacaDon 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is so true about the rich.

  • @simone.hawaii
    @simone.hawaii 2 года назад +2

    Bernie 4eva! 🤩

  • @braquelhmielewski2821
    @braquelhmielewski2821 4 месяца назад

    This is why we can hangout

  • @Unkomaks
    @Unkomaks 2 года назад +21

    I’m sad lol u actually coming to hawaii and I’m not gonna be able to come either days fek

  • @JoNDOE66613
    @JoNDOE66613 2 года назад +1

    THANK YOU!

  • @MikSrf723
    @MikSrf723 5 месяцев назад +1

    now Nobody gets guacamole

  • @gyaniadmi2347
    @gyaniadmi2347 23 дня назад

    He is the smart stand up comedian 😅😅

  • @defibae
    @defibae 2 года назад +2

    Facts

  • @annEngr
    @annEngr 4 месяца назад +1

    Yeah, George Carlin was talking this way about politics decades ago. He was brilliant!

  • @JD604B
    @JD604B 5 месяцев назад

    Intuitively funny

  • @franciscogutierrez6686
    @franciscogutierrez6686 2 месяца назад

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @loverdeadly6128
    @loverdeadly6128 3 месяца назад

    My mans has class consciousness.

  • @mimi_thinks
    @mimi_thinks Месяц назад

    Nimesh radicalized me with comedy 😝

  • @AR-md1zq
    @AR-md1zq 5 месяцев назад

    Pretty accurate look up the Bacon’s rebellion. They don’t want the French Revolution so divided we fall

  • @cmst6408
    @cmst6408 5 месяцев назад

    I feel u- no more guac. but if you get veggie it's free

  • @guyfuntyme6050
    @guyfuntyme6050 4 месяца назад +1

    His explanation is exactly why racism exists in USA the way it does.

  • @akhtarmnnit
    @akhtarmnnit Месяц назад

    Most intelligent standup comic

  • @700sqftFarm
    @700sqftFarm 5 месяцев назад +1

    Is this comedy? No. This better than news.

  • @Plemay
    @Plemay 5 месяцев назад

    Man, you're going from Honolulu to New York, then back to LA in 8 days? Has jet-lag no effect on you?

  • @houdiniwho
    @houdiniwho 2 месяца назад

    The basis of all conflict

  • @mar25947
    @mar25947 4 месяца назад

    NIMESH FOR PRESIDENT!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @tamaduni
    @tamaduni 5 месяцев назад +1

    Rich folk fighting for power and control...the rest of us are just pawns

  • @riaagarwal6840
    @riaagarwal6840 2 года назад

    Dam nnnn. The best explanation of politics.

  • @imAreyz
    @imAreyz 2 месяца назад

    And then one of those rich people convinced 76 million people he was gonna fix it.

  • @DaveE99
    @DaveE99 3 месяца назад

    It’s not envy, it’s self defense

  • @ndiazjr25
    @ndiazjr25 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tomharry910
    @Tomharry910 2 года назад

    Great definition of politics!

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd 3 месяца назад +1

    I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of people won't get it.

  • @gawd4582
    @gawd4582 2 года назад +1

    Yes.
    --Source: former participant

  • @vivideshsivam6305
    @vivideshsivam6305 2 года назад

    👌

  • @PSingh-n6j
    @PSingh-n6j Месяц назад

    😅😅

  • @mariaozer3851
    @mariaozer3851 5 месяцев назад

    LOL

  • @ricksanchez8723
    @ricksanchez8723 2 года назад

    that aged well lol

  • @augustussorci5365
    @augustussorci5365 2 года назад

    Pop off king, ur right

  • @wishingwell1000
    @wishingwell1000 Месяц назад

    😂

  • @pedrobedoy9574
    @pedrobedoy9574 5 месяцев назад

    Eat the Rich 😂

  • @martinarciniega2811
    @martinarciniega2811 5 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @nD.esign.Chicago
    @nD.esign.Chicago 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jameshodges3180
    @jameshodges3180 2 года назад +1

    Merica

  • @Scubas996
    @Scubas996 2 года назад +1

    😂

  • @grey_f98
    @grey_f98 2 года назад

    That was some George Carlin shit right there. Drop a hard truth about America, and then immediately follow it up with a hilarious joke and punchline.

  • @HTx78
    @HTx78 4 месяца назад

    it’s not just a rich guy… it’s anyone that sees that the selfish ends justify the means.
    plus - we all love our capitalism so long as it doesn’t eat us… instead of someone else.
    solution… if we can adopt - pass the action of love on - then we’d be better

  • @johnd1047
    @johnd1047 2 года назад

    Not how it works😂😂

  • @Hopeless_and_Forlorn
    @Hopeless_and_Forlorn 2 месяца назад

    Speaks the truth as did the sainted George Carlin.

  • @bharatpauriyal2620
    @bharatpauriyal2620 2 года назад

    😁😁

  • @huh_rinii
    @huh_rinii 2 года назад

    NIMESH IS A BERNIE BRO??? lets go

  • @viktormuerte
    @viktormuerte 2 года назад

    "The only difference between democrats and republicans is how fast their knees hit the floor when big business comes knocking."

  • @x-raymind7778
    @x-raymind7778 2 года назад +1

    He is right divide and prey on the commoners

  • @that_dam_baka
    @that_dam_baka 2 года назад

    You should've voted Andrew Yang.

  • @Whyinem
    @Whyinem 2 года назад

    🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️

  • @OneLovefromOregon
    @OneLovefromOregon 2 года назад +1

    Keep doing you brother!!! Fucking hilarious bro

  • @DhsA
    @DhsA 2 года назад +2

    The guy said something really interesting.. I don't know whether it was deliberate or not, but definitely interesting... Bernie Sanders is a socialist. And reality of socialism is that it does, in fact, ensures that wealth is distributed within a population more uniformly, but at what cost. More often than not, socialism results in making the rich poor rather than making the poor rich..

    • @askadoctorifheresyisright4you
      @askadoctorifheresyisright4you 2 года назад +1

      Yes and no. Rich people by definition have way more assets than the average person. However, poor people by definition have fewer assets than the average person.

    • @munkqiking7207
      @munkqiking7207 2 года назад +1

      That isnt even remotely what democratic socialism entails. People love equating democratic socialism with communism despite the two being distinguished ideals on their own. Thats why there are different terms for the two and they arent synonyms for eachother.

  • @musicgirl6206
    @musicgirl6206 4 месяца назад

    “Goofy white reasons”

  • @RamSamudrala
    @RamSamudrala 2 месяца назад

    Nimesh is right but he is also a rich person.

  • @drk321
    @drk321 4 месяца назад

    If you actually take the time to look at the numbers in American politics, the parties are not the same. Americans do better under democratic administrations across the board. Go all the way back to Eisenhower. This is a false and lazy way to look at the history of the US economy.

  • @veerlevantricht9614
    @veerlevantricht9614 5 месяцев назад

    Chipotle is not worth your money. Anyone can make better than that at home for less.

  • @jchong416
    @jchong416 29 дней назад

    This is the liberal crab in a bucket mindset.