Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2015
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Here's everything wrong (and it's a lot) with the third installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, At World's End.
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I will never understand people who complain about a movie being 'too long' when we live in a culture where many people will binge watch whole series in a few days while remaining almost entirely immobile. Those seem like contradictory things for me.
+Juxtavarious Long movies aren't necessarily bad, it's just that this movie contains many scenes and shots that it could do without.
Right, but he calls anything over 90 minutes bloated quite an awful lot. I don't doubt that this is in fact more than a little bloated, but length shouldn't be the only factor in that.
+Juxtavarious Could you tell me which movies? Maybe they're just bad movies overall in his opinion. If that is the case, then any movie that is kind of long is too long.
Jip W
I'd have to go back through his entire library to find which ones specifically. I mainly just recall this being the kind of thing he brings up frequently. Years of things.
+Juxtavarious I don't think that this movie is too long anyway, haha. But I think that's because it kept me interested throughout, whereas I was really bored during the Hobbit.
idk i always thought it was fair enough for jack to hallucinate the whole angel-devil-shoulder-shit as he had been in literal purgatory for an entirely unknown amount of time on top of an already questionable mental state
i got that too
Shows his thinking and inner thoughts, his trial of thoughts and his goals/ambitions. That exact seen in the purgatory was because he wished he could be captain of the black pearl. He wishes he could have his life in order. The flying dutchmen cell scene was about him realising the last bit of his plan went a little sideways as others have finally caught onto his grand scheme, Or is it implied...
Well IT IS fair but the guy who made this video is just a stupid Potc hater so he hates every single things about every single characters
plus he was still in the locker
Jack was still holding on pretty good for someone who was completly alone for God knows how long
9:48 The Black Pearl was once an EIT co. ship called the "Wicked Wench" which Cuttler Beckett used to trade slaves. Jack inherited the ship from the previous Captain, and then freed the slaves and took the ship for his own. It was the fastest ship ever created as to outrun the Spanish.
The Interceptor from the first movie (the one Jack steals) was the second fastest ever created. It was modeled after the Wicked Wench/Pearl, but wasn't quite the same, and didn't quite get the same speed out of it that the Pearl did.
The Wicked Wench was sunk by Beckett at which point Jack made a deal with Davy Jones. Davy Jones then raised the Wench from the dead and imbued it with his "ghostly magic" (the same magic that powers his own ship; The Flying Dutchman) to allow it to continue to sail even without proper sails (you'll notice that the sails in the first movie are all torn up.) and allow it to travel under the cover of fog. (Hence the fog whenever it was around in the first movie)
Jack's original deal was to be Captain of the ship for 13 years, but was mutinied after 2 by the hands of Barbossa.
So no.. In the 14 years since the Black Pearl was created, there hadn't been a ship built that was as fast as it. One came close, but wasn't able to beat it's speed. Not to mention it had the Davy Jones magic attached to it until it was destroyed again in the second movie.
Nice story
Wow. You laid out the whole story of the Black Pearl. But you forgot one thing: the Pearl, after it was raised, received the ability to go even faster with the with the wind. That is how the Pearl caught up to the Interceptor in the first movie, 'cause, I am not sure if anyone noticed but the Pearl was gaining on it, but it took a moment. That is because the Interceptor was the fastest ship in the Caribbean, and the Black Pearl was a myth to many, except those who the Pearl attacked.
If I remember right, the Pearl has no enchantments, it was the ludicrous amount of sails it had for its size and yeah maybe it had Jones Magic but it still was fast and had the enchantment after the Kraken destroyed it in the second movie. In the fifth movie the ship was yellowish with white sails, but since the ship was burned, it was revived with charred wood and scorched sails, thus it was black
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I HAVE BEEN FAN OF POTC FOR LAST 12 YEARS AND I DIDNT KNEW LORE THAT MUCH. Thanks G
Sin #17: historically, pirates actually did have something rather similar to the Brethren Court, which is what the Brethren court was based off of. It was not exactly the same, but close.
Though this comment was a year old , I will say that there was such a thing called the court of brethren but it does not have 9 pirate lords and a king . The court of nassau had the magistrate which is the same thing like the pirate king
Am I the only who actually loves the Pirates of The Caribbean movies? Despite the sins.
+Syahmi “blackjanna” Rosli I love 1 and 3, I like the 2nd one.
Yeah I love all the movies
+Syahmi Rosli (“blackjanna”)
Yeah I loved them all too. He should have taken like 10 sins out with the cannon scene at the end, where Becket takes down the stairs of his being-destroyed ship...
Random Guy
yeah he should've. it's just good business kek.
No. I love then all. Except for number 4 I wasnt a fan
Fun fact: that Jack/Beckett scene DID have a bunch cut from it, which explained how before the Black Pearl was the Black Pearl, it was Jack's ship that was destroyed by the East India Trading company, because he'd rescued 100 slaves that Beckett told him to transport. "People aint cargo mate," as he says. Then Jack makes a deal with Jones to bring back his now scorched ship, which was I believe was previously named the Wicked Wench, and thus the 100 souls price of Jack's own soul. He saved 100 souls and thus must condemn it, cause Jones is an asshole. It also has some fun Jack-isms, as well as giving Beckett a little more relatability. Brings the scene up to about 5 ish minutes, which they coulda cut elsewhere.
A lot of the things they cut were so much better than what they left in...
interesting. thanks for sharing :)
THANK you.
0:30 Beckett wanted them to sing. That's why he let him sing. The English don't do anything without orders as you can see in the scene where their 100cannon ship gets destroyed.
Lmao... But true....
Why didn't Beckett order his men then ?
@@harshivpatel6238 Because it's good business.
Edit: Lmaoo, I have no memory of writing this.
Harshiv Patel he was petrified from defeat
The Endeavor is a first class ship of the line
10:15 I know this video is three years old, but the one thing that they did cut from this scene would have been the biggest character development of Cpt. Jack Sparrow
"People aren't cargo mate"
EXACTLY!! That's so infuriating, considering there's so much more footage that couldn've been deleted from the movie instead and the plot wouldn't have suffered for it in the slightest. Why this scene...?
Yeah
The scene was deleted because it removes any lingering doubt of Jack's self-serving nature. It was important for the narrative that Jack could cross anyone at any time and serve himself. While the reason why he became a pirate is very cool, it screws up the rest of the film because it becomes clear that he's a good, self-sacrificing soul. It would've made his character too cemented in the moral sense, which wouldn't work for the movie -- he needed to be kept in the line of being a chaotic neutral hero.
@@hntrl8880 That makes sense and is a very good point. Kudos mate!
But every one (except us) already hate this movie because "it has to much plots" ... but I really wished this scene was in the final cut
You should remove a sin for its breathtaking soundtrack.
Dear god yes.
*all sins
That "Up is down scene" should have had 10 sins removed alone
@@conor.fogarty heck yeah
And the amazing characters like my man Davy
I'm surprised that:
a). no sin for five different people thinking they all needed to yell "fire" to fire cannons
b). no love for that shot of Beckett going down the stairway while the ship is exploding around him. It's a beautiful shot and he went out like a boss.
Two ships, giant storm, shooting, and lots of people yelling, also the ocean is not silent, one person yelling fire would not be heard at all. The sin is that only 5 people yelled fire
*bitch. He went out like a bitch who couldnt react at all simply because his plan had met a moderate hitch and was too cowardly to respond in an actual battle situation.
He did point out that the flagship had canons on both sides.
3 stories of canons, a lot more than either the pearl or the Dutch man. He still had the upper hand so that scene doesn't make any sense. I admit it looked good but difficult to enjoy because of its ridiculousness.
(incidentally the pearl and the Dutchman should have and would have attacked from the same side, this is a very basic naval tactic that even a rookie of the day would've known.)
Agree, especially with point #2/b. Was probably one of the best parts of the series as a whole. It’s just good business.
He also went out as an idiot
Cinemasins: Everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean at worlds end
Pirates of the Caribbean: .......Parlay?
🤣🤣🤣 true
“Parla... Parleighlilu... Parlah... Par...”
Parlay?
@@nachox28x28 Partner? Parsnip? Parsley?
"it's clear by this third movie the creators have no idea what made the first one popular"
Budget: 300 million
Box office: 950 million
the point you're trying to prove is proven wrong by the existence of blue da ba de da ba dai avatar. it held the box office record until endgame came out, but it's not good enough entertainment wise nor in any way popular enough to be memorable to anyone (possibly literally).
@@CrowMaiden Are you possibly saying Avatar wasn't good.
@William Anderson what do you think The blue avatar men
@William Anderson that stupid fire earth water air kid?
@@Imwalkinghere24 we do not talk about that movie only the series
funny that no sin was giving about the 10 year not on land loophole by standing in a bucket of water:P
lol
he could have made himself some bucket-shoes and well.. there you go, curse problem solved ;D
Yeah so I'm not the only one thinking that? Also am I the only one to wonder why the fact that Elizabeth hadn't aged at all in the end credit scene, which was 10 years later. I understand why Will didn't age, but Elizabeth should've been 10 years older
probably to much hazzle to add the makeup to make her look older for only those few seconds in the end
Is there also a rule keeping her from going onto the dutchman?! Like seriously.
The guy doing the voice for cinema sins has the perfect voice for doing cinema sins.
Charles Haire one sin removed
Charles Haire would be excellent at CinemaWins
And that’s a sin removed!
The " could work for CinemaSins"-line always makes me laugh! 🙂 🇩🇰 ℳ
That’s probably why he’s the guy doing the voice for cinema sins.
I love the song they sing. It always gives me chills and it's just so perfect. It should not have gotten sinned.
I loved that deal making scene and how the the happenings of the two ships perfectly intercut with eachother
Cinema Sins ironically makes me want to watch the movies it tears apart :)
Same!
If cinema sins ever make everything wrong with RUclips comments you'd be a +10
+Toast except for The Last Airbender, and Dragon Ball Evolution
Actually, pirates DID have lords. There was a pirate council some time during the 18th century. I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Brethren Court per se, but yeah.
It was the Brethren court
Dude remember this guy is a dumbass who doesn't know anything about history so of course he would be this ignorant.
@Ethan Baker No I'm not salty at all...even Jeremy the guy who makes this videos admits that their not to be taken seriously and he even admits that he is an asshole himself.
Actually they were the Brethren of the Coast which only had a loose set of pirate bosses.
And the rules these movies based themselves, were actually the "articles" plus the East India Company had no presence at all within the Caribbean
That......is........FASCINATING!!!
Will can’t set foot on land except once every 10 years. But what stops him from anchoring off shore and letting Elizabeth and his son row out to the ship every couple months to say hi? Or letting William “Bootstrap” Turner Sr. Go see his grandson in Will’s stead?
Obviously late, but Will and the Dutchman would be on a different plane of existence, helping ferry the dead-at-sea to the afterlife. He would not be able to come back, except once every ten years (to step on land).
As for Bootstrap, he is bound to the ship (even refusing Will's offer of freedom), so he would most likely not be able to go.
Loophole
It's implied that the Dutchman had such freedom of movement because it abandoned its purpose of caring for the dead at sea.
4:55 actually, considering the position of the tentacles on Davy's face, the tentacles are more of a replacement for facial hair, therefore he is playing the organ with his beard.
I absolutely f*ckin loved pirates of the Caribbean films and I’ve watched them over and over again. They are amazing
Cap’n_Gem facts
True
Same
The first one is fantastic. The second one is good. The third one is tolerable. The fourth one is bad. The fifth one should come with a refund.
First three are absolutely amazing. 4th is okay and 5th is meh
I'm glad you made a crabs joke about calypso.
I laughed the hardest at the one hahaha!
16:41 Calypso is the goddess of the sea. Since she is now released and is part of the sea, she has the ability to do such things
16:57 the Dutchman is closer to the center of the whirlpool
19:03 Beckett didn’t give the order to fire because he was just too shocked at how everything wasn’t going the way he intended
19:10 The Dutchman is unsinkable and is capable of destroying the armada. Seeing the Dutchman turn on them and sinking their flagship instantly demoralized the British armada
I'll beat your logic. If the Dutchman is unsinkable and therefore having it on your side is the only key to winning, why did they even send an Armada?
@@TheShepdawg9 British Naval procedure in wartime.
At 17:10 jack didnt magic his way into a solution, the half barrel hinges thing was a callback to pirates 1 when will freed him
finally someone picked up on this
I'm still amazed you didn't sin it for Pintel looking up Elizabeths skirt....with his WOODEN EYE!!! Like he is going to see anything with it. DING!
Lmfao So True
Pl Ls AHAHAHA I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
@@gweno3287 You're right...i always get them confoosdeded since they are so rarely called by name either. I think only once in the first three movies did Barbosa ever use their names.
That was ragetti not pintel
Can we all agree on one thing? The final battle was amazing. It was totally worth the price of admission. Imagine if it was in IMAX.
...are you kidding? The final battle was my LEAST favorite part of the whole movie (and I hated the movie)... the battle makes no sense, the characters are randomly thrown from one side to the other depending on random deals that have no weight or significance and they undercut so much of the tension of the scene with that bullshit with the pirate lords beforehand, especially ending with that stupid squeaky voice joke... the insane physics, the slapstick nature of the action, the fact NONE of the other ships in the massive armada did anything the whole time, the fact that we really have no reason to care about anything but the safety of a couple main characters and based on the rest of the movie that's not much motivation (everyone important either gets resurrected or has some ridiculous turn of events keep them out of harm's way), the random wedding thrown in the middle, the fact that the reveal that Will needs to captain the Dutchman is super overly foreshadowed and not surprising... that battle is a climax for a half dozen under developed story lines to get wrapped up all at once in (at least for me) a thoroughly unsatisfying and rushed manner... the 2nd and 3rd pirates movies made the same mistake as the matrix sequels... trying WAYYYYYYYY too hard to "out do" themselves and add sone new gimmick every time, instead of following the story's natural progression...
I couldn't agree more, that final fight was awesome!
+Devin Giannini All valid points. I disagree with them all.
+Devin Giannini All valid points. I disagree with them all.
I don't think any battle scene is worth $20 and 2 hours when you can just wait a few months or pirate it.
This is my favorite in the series with Dead Man's Chest at 2nd. Idc what people think of these 2 films I loved them to death. Epic feel, great action, good story and awesome characters.
Don't forget the beautiful cinematography
¿Taklampan? Definitely, easily the most beautiful of the 5 films
One of the greatest pieces of film making ever.
This is my favorite too, and curse of the black pearl comes second for me.
@@zaqatac rather one of the biggest waste of a huge budget in cinema history
For everyone (including myself)
who actually likes this movie and somehow still watched this video mocking the film: chill,that's just a guy doing his job as someone pointing out cinematic errors in a comidic style for a living,he's overreacting for comidic effect.
Well, I did'nt know that 3:59 was a cinematic error. In this case it's just... cinematic thing
Problem is he mixed the "comedy" with actual points.
Definitely for “comedic value” as he states at 3:30. I distinctly remember a majority of the theater laughing out loud at the little guy getting blasted backward buy his hand cannon, so WHY is that a sin? Lol!
I do LIKE when he does little nitpicks, but there are some things that he’s just shit-talking the movie for no reasons.
Yup that’s his schtick
Actually pirate ships did have rules, and they even voted who was going to be the captain, they could also vote him out.
Criminals have standards :P
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 yeah
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 yes irl the Pirates of Tortuga had rules and systems, all be it strange rules and systems but rules and systems none the less.
@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 "No I'm not a crazed gunman... I'm an Assassin!"
Wait, SO GODDAMN AMONG US WAS HERE IN PIRATE TIMES? HOW OLD IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!!?!?
That scene when Elizabeth pulled a gun basically out of her ass, Barbosa is like WTF? ... I love that scene
She pulls ot out of her shoe it looks like. She wouldnt reach that far down if it was from her ass
TIMESTAMP?????
That, or an idea just popped into his head!
@@geeknet7962 1:19
I don't think a gun was the only thing she had hiding up her ass
My gf and I watched this opening night dead drunk and it was a damn magical movie going experience.
10:15 there actually is some extended and alternate dialogue for this scene and it is GOLD. it touches on Jack and Beckett's history with each other which is told in more detail in the book The Price of Freedom, but in short Jack used to work for the EITC as captain of the Wicked Wench (now called the Black Pearl) but when Beckett gave him a cargo of slaves, Jack set them free. Beckett responded by burning the Wicked Wench which sent it and Jack to Davy Jones (this is where Jack's debt comes from). the extended scene doesn't tell this whole story mind you, but there are some really fantastic lines referencing it. the most iconic is when Beckett says, "I contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf; you chose to liberate it," to which Jack replies, "people aren't cargo, mate." my personal favorite is Jack's response to Beckett's line, "your good deed cost me, Jack": "and you have spared me any possibility of ending up as anything other than what I am, and for that I truly thank you." for all the complaints people have about the pirates movies being too long, there are so many deleted scenes that completely change the perspective of plot points or characters, or just add layers that personally I can't get enough of, like the map symbolism in the alternate ending of Dead Man's Chest or the "no truth at all" scene from Curse of the Black Pearl
*Complains about too much talking
*Adds 10 sins for not enough talking
ikr
he didn't want them to discuss it on screen, he just wanted it to be evident that they talked about it, so that it happened "between" the films and now it's evident because of their behavior.
The sins are for talking about bs exposition and not talking about stuff which would actually be important to the characters if there wasn't an audience.
Literally Shaking everything is good here but all wrong is he who talks shit
heard of context?
Wait, this movie had a 10 Years Later scene?!
+donbionicle Yeah you had to watch to the end of the credits
That would explain it, then. I liked the movie, but I was _tired_ after seeing it every time, couldn't make it through the credits ever.
+Charizarzar i don't get this after credit scenes.. i usually walk out a few seconds after the credits start.. why would i watch the credits?
To appreciate all the people who made the movie for you? Besides, some movies-especially animated ones-get creative with theirs.
*****
nah.. saw so many shitty movies in the cinema..
“I heard that none of this movie got on the cutting room floor. They used everything they shot” or smth like that. Worlds end has so much cut scenes that would’ve been so much better inside the movie. Like the scene where it shows a bit of jack and Beckett’s history with each other
Are you serious? This movie was already atleast 1 hour too long
A lot of what was included should have been cut. (Cf this video)@@leob4403
I love all of the Pirates movies and they were the perfect movies for any time of year
Something tells me you might not like this movie... I'm not exactly sure what it is... But I just got that feeling ya know?
+jackson edwards It's because it's shit.
Wow, don't I feel unique right about now, I love the movie hahaha.
+jackson edwards Loads of people do. That's why the comments saying "I actually liked this film" have about 700 likes. xD
Charizarzar Yay I'm part of a group!!!! XD
***** Oh my god I feel 10 years old again hahahaha
In each movie, every character that Elizabeth kisses dies within 5 minutes or less.
It should have been called "The Curse of Elizabeth Swan."
Will never died.
Brynjar Reynisson
Will got stabbed in the heart by Davey Jones.
Von Neely Did you not see the ending to the third one? He didnt die
Brynjar Reynisson
Yes he did die. That's why Jack had to hold Will's arm to stab Davey's heart, which made him into a thrall of the Dutchman. Being dead, he could not do this on his own, obviously.
ding.
You should've taken a sin off for Norrington's death being a literal middle finger to jones
_we shall never die_
Davy Jones: *you got that right*
Norrington was a good character. Determined, noble, a good man. He truly loved Elizabeth, too.
YES i love him. he was 100% supportive of her relationship with will even after she accepted his marriage proposal,, and after having his life ruined pretty much because of her, he still completely changed his loyalties to make her happy. she honestly didn’t deserve him.
Very refreshing that even the "villains" were people too. Norrington was the perfect example of preferring to see her happy with someone else than miserable with him.
I agree with you they should have kept Norrington
He wasn't noble and he wasn't a good man. He gave the heart to Beckett knowing it would lead to tyranny and death, all to redeem his own fallen state that he caused through his own ineptitude.
@@Eggy79 how would he know it would lead to tyranny and death
beckett is also pushing order and this might just be why norrington wants to side with him davy jones was uncontrollably destroying ships so how doesnt it make sense
Governor Swann is remarkably intact for having just been murdered with wildfire.
ah ha
I'm sure Margery's going to look even better q-q
Charles Ross
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It's the Hayden Christiansen Darth Vader ghost effect
So this movie felt like a plotless fever dream. Like I had no idea what the locker was and how jack got there. And I was watching all the movies in one sitting!!!
Then you werent ppaying attention beacuase its clearly explained like in alot of detail
I am a fan of this movie, I don't really give a crap about what anyone says, I was entertained by both this and Dead Man's Chest. They just had an epic feel to me, and I was riveted by them.
I think dead mans chest was the best one I had the most fun watching that film but I wasn’t a big fan of this one the action scenes were entertaining but the exposition was a bit boring
me2 bro
Well you are a moron
shaneomacfan3 definitely agreed
shaneomacfan3 deadman’s chest was way more original
I don't know why I love this movie, but I do for some reason.
But I do agree it's very messy.
It's beyond very messy, it almost makes the Transformers movies look like they have a plot by comparison.
+Skylynxify Reborn "We can make you now! We don't need you!"
*20 minutes earlier*
"I based him off of Optimus Prime, why does he keep looking like Megatron?!"
+Skylynxify Reborn Well, then wait till the fifth one comes out,...
MrBeaux
I agree with you on that. Like I said I can't explain why I love the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie I just do. Which is pretty hypocritical of me, because all other movies which I feel are too messy are movies I hate.
I was about to say this exact thing. I don't quite love it, but I do really enjoy it.
7:40. I actually really liked the wedding during the sea battle
I actually though this took A lot away from the battle scene.
I didn't. I liked when Barbossa said, "I'm a bit busy right now!"
10:15 Not true; they cut a bit that revealed that Jack Sparrow became a pirate after freeing slaves he was supposed to deliver.
Didnt even take a sin off for like the coolest (sure, not the most realistic, but it was cool af) pirate ship battle of all time?
16:40 That's not a sin: Calypso does not simply "turn into a billion crabs", this is the moment when she becomes a goddess again. She controls the sea, that's not so strange that she is able to change the weather conditions to create a storm
I just wish that they made her more cool looking when she became a goddess again, and not just make her 3 times taller
Marko Krstić and make her voice better
@@gresosten1309 Ngl I laughed when I heard her super deep voice
KohakuHime yes it sounds lika a poorly made last minute fix lol
Everyone knows that, even the guy who made this video but he's just a stupid Potc hater so...
2:02 The whole Pirate Lord thing was based off of a real thing. REAL pirates back then actually had a court of 9 pirates who were a council that made decisions for the rest of the pirates.
And 9 lords mean no ties
"When a huge woman explodes into millions of crabs, that's probably a sign the infection has gone too far"
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually thought this film was really entertaining
Jacob Hando You were high, right?
+whutzat everybody has their own opinion so shut up
Killer-Toni Uh…no.
I wasn't high and i liked it. I was just... 10 years old.
+whutzat Hi
am i the only one here who liked this movie ;(
willcam i liked it
I liked it, great action and soundtrack
willcam Nope, I liked all of them. I really hope the new one will be good!
+Evan Buchanan I licked them too they were easy to swallow in comparison to other movie.
I actually like the whole series. But I understand the criticism they get. They can be unnecessarily long. And personally, I liked the 4th one the best, which I'm pretty sure is the one people didn't like the most but maybe that's just me
honestly i love this movie, one of my favorites of all time, i just think they tried to go in too many directions all at once and convoluted the story to an extreme point with this one
To release calypso, she has to have all 9 of the pieces returned to her. In order for her strength to be returned, her soul has to be completely intact, kind of similar to the whole Harry Potter thing where Voldemort was split into 8 pieces. But in this franchise, there’s a second step, which is to release her. Davy Jones used his love to break her, so someone who loves her has to release her. Ragetti is in love with the Goddess Calypso.
Everything wrong with Pixels. Start with the whole movie!
ThatTechGuy every second must equile one sin
+ThatTechGuy well isn't that video the whole movie with Jeremy sinning every damn scene? If so, then, yay free movie!!!
+ThatTechGuy Jeremy has already said that he will not sin Comedy movies. Reason being that comedy stretches reality, and it would be a moot point to sin a movie whose sins are far-fetched and already stupid by the layman viewer. Remember: Cinema Sins does their best to find the original sins, not make light of things everyone else noticed. How fun would it be to sin a movie which basically sins itself?
Halorix Crin Then why did he sin this one? PotC is a comedy, y'know?
Captain Orvok It's an Action/Adventure more than it is comedy. "Comedy" doesn't mean "any movie with something in it that makes you laugh" because then pretty much every movie would "be comedies."
aaaand I still like really this movie.
same
It's fucking stupid, but it's fucking fun
SJCookiEzZ To be honest, this is my favorite of all the four movies.
SJCookiEzZ Yeah, I think they went way too harsh on this one.
I still like a lot of the movies he sins lol
Excuuuuse me, Norrington was an amazing character!! His death had 12 yr old me bawling 😭😭😂
I actually really liked this movie, somehow even more than the first, the first i could guess almost everything that was going to happen, but the third one kept me guessing, and that's what i really liked about it
I literally think the same as you!
The third one kept me so bored with its convoluted drawn out plot, that's the worst part about it
@@leob4403 i mean, that's fair. But the first one lost what it had when it first came out. Everything the Curse of the Black Pearl did has now been parodied and overdone to death. Which, since I watched it quite a bit after it came out, had done a lot to form my opinion. I like it when a movie does something new that I haven't seen before. And I've seen dozens of cursed undead pirates in media. But nothing quite like the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
@@markokrstic8795 I'll tell you one thing, they went all out on the disturbing character design. I haven't seen another movie that made my skin crawl as badly as this one and the second one. I can't stand looking at horrible skin diseases. Even a diseased turtle with it's shell full of barnacles bother me
The third one kept you guessing because the characters acted so pathetically randomly that the plot ended up having no meaning.
If you do ever watch this movie, keep your skip button nearby.
Please do Dracula: Untold!1!!1!1!!!
CinemaSins You should do The Grand Budapest Hotel
i for one think that movie is perfect in EVERY WAY!
Lord of the flies
Why don't you do prince of Persia?
Are you going to do one for Interstellar?!
Idk why I love this movie so much but according to the comments I'm not the only one with this inner conflict
it's a really good movie
@@GalvakzaMusic why though
The length also helps the movie a lot. The parts explaining the leadup to who and what calypso is helps develop the battlefield where they fought in a storm over the maelstrom, and which of course cinemasins cuts out the moment when one of becketts men says to Davy that he’s mad for sailing into the maelstrom, meaning there was reason as to why the entire armada didn’t come to attack. And then when they battled endeavor, the rest of the boats didn’t move an inch because they saw two ships of immortality coming their way, which was explained throughout the film. Even though this is a long ass movie, it was made expertly and perfectly, to show every aspect of this reality.
Same...
These are perfect guilty pleasure films.
the funny thing is that Pirate Lords were actually real
The armada gave up due to the fact that the Dutchman is unsinkable as it regenerates underwater and it would eventually sink everything
And the parl is ghost ship so you can't get rid of it either
@@Spido68_the_spectator they also just lost their main ship which left them without any sort of command
I'm gonna be that guy and say that this movie was actually great. Sure, the plot was overlengthy and convoluted to hell, but that just makes it excellent to rewatch, the acting is top notch (obviously, same cast) and CGI is really good. And frankly, I don't think it lacks the mindless swashbuckling fun of the first movie, it's just coupled to some more somber themes. Also, I think POTC actually needed the background mythology, it's just one of those universes I never get tired of living in and needed more of. So there it is. I loved this movie to shreds, now you can shoot me. That is, unless you've got wet powder...
...I have no problem with a complex story... if it makes sense... one (somewhat obvious when you think about it) thing that completely fucks up the entire mythology about the pirate lords... Barbossa was Jack's first mate and then led a mutiny to take over the black pearl... Jack spends years trying to get the ship back... so at no time are they both captains of different ships and crews... so why on earth would they both be pirate lords? And if each pirate lord only has one of the pieces of eight then how do they have 2 between them? I could have bought that either of them was a pirate lord, but both is impossible based on the story thus far... but they crammed it in anyway so the other characters would have a reason to "need" both of them there for the climax... complicated is ok for plots... just so long as there is SOME level of internal consistency
Actually, a novel published in 2011 (The price of freedom) gives a backstory to Barbossa and Jack and explains how the former got his piece of eight from the previous pirate lord of the Caspian. And when he was handed the piece of eight, cpt Teague told him it would be really important to have later, without further explanation. Hector Barbossa came to be Sparrow's mate later, but before that he was indeed captain of his own ship, the Cobra. It's a long story (go see POTC wikia which explains the thing in the tiniest detail).
Yeah I agree I loved this movie
You're forgetting that the books don't matter. +1 sin to you.
no I won't shoot ..I agree...as far as this so called review....it is one thing to take a fantasy, heavily romanticized pirate movie as literal....it is still another to make an entire video about it...stupidity in action...only online do you find an extremely imaginative movie being questioned by someone with no imagination what so ever...
Gotta admit, the part where Will tells Jones "And after which betrayal did you cut out your heart? I wonder" was awesome.
You can't deny that the beginning of the movie where they were all singing was, in a way, pretty powerful. Even at their death, they still have their hope.
I freaking love this series.
I thought Elizabeth had the kid at the end of the second movie. I legitimately don't remember seeing any of this movie but that one scene.
"And so, we shall go to war!" that's a funny voice.
That’s racist
Cabaret Macabre
Cmon haven’t u heard it? Their voice is hilarious. 😂
@@hale_gem7019 Eunuch, snip snip
Wait.....nobody move!!!!......I've dropped me brain.
That song at the beginning is so amazing
“How disappointing. So this is what they meant when they said heart. We’ve been chasing the wrong box this whole time.”
This movie makes me wonder why they though the 4th was bad. It was the movie that brought back the CLASSIC pirate plot! Pirates try to get to some legendary treasure, race against other pirates or the royal navi, we have mermaids, fountain of youth, Character go from A to B, pass on C on their way back...And its just pirate lore! Mermaids, Fountain of Youth, Blackbeard, voodoo...what is to complain about the 4th movie is beyond my understanding. perhaps Jack was a little too over-the-top, but i think they were compensating for the lack of Will and Elizabeth taking mot scenes we would rather have jack in the previous 2 movies.
And by the way, at 7:16. before skipping, you should have sinned (or un-sinned) barbosa for finaly pulling the classic pirate's "Arrr"
Its not tht i did t like the 4th movie, but it was really forgettable, like, i actually forgot about it until recently
therandomer8
for some reason, its the one I most remember xD The begging, with Jack as a judge was comedy gold, the relationship of Jack and the daughter of Blackbeard was actualy interesting, barbosa got a really new character deloptment, going from the proud, chest-puffing pirate captain to a crippled, wounded men trying what it takes to survive, again, the plot was closer to the ACTUAL pirate lore with mermaids, blackbeard, etc. Maybe it was forgettale in comparison to how the second and third movie were so over-the-top.
MrKlausbaudelaire Well for one they got rid of the ENTIRE crew that was always there for the first 3, leaving only Jack, Barbossa and Gibbs. I personally didn't like that, but I can understand why if most of the cast didn't want to come back for the 4th. I think they butchered Blackbeard. He could have been so much better. I didn't like the zombie pirates either.
I agree completely. I thought the fourth one was great compared to the third one at least.
That movie had a Royal Navi?
Hey! Listen!
*clicks video*
*gets 'Pirates of the Carribean'-ad*
...
*inhale*
BOI
OverReactor Win-Win situation
They did leave many deleted scenes on the cutting room floor, in fact the negotiation scene with Beckett was 10 minutes longer
20:27
Bootleg Fireworks! This was completely unexpected! Left my stomach hurting 🤣
I don't know why, but I enjoyed the first three Pirates movies a whole lot.
As did I.
The fourth movie was just bad, but I really liked the three first movies.
+Marie Hugaas Yeah the fourth was garbage but I loved the first three.
LoganConeTV 👆🏼 she just said the exact same thing wyd
I posted that over three months ago wyd
Was I the only person who actually enjoyed this movie?
Definitely not
+Guardian OMG I loved this movie,and I don't know why some people hate it. But I hate the fact that Will and Elizabeth are not in other movies. They were my favorite characters...after Jack. I watched 1st 2nd and 3rd movie but when my sister told thoose two are not in other movies I just gave up
+Team Super im pretty sure will is confirmed to come back in the 5th movie
+Guardian Yeah a lot of the "sins" in this is extremely nitpicky.
It's almost as if cinemasins is trying too hard to find sins now because they're running out of content to make fun of.
+A Sandwich (IGN) To be honest, he pretty much bitches on about some explainable things and adds unnecessary sins to make the length longer. The short sin videos involve a lot of "Fast-Facts" like sins which aren't as long and enjoyable, but have great content from the time to content ratio.
7:01 shouldn’t that be “5 of you have tried to kill me in the past”? Elizabeth, by chaining him to the Black Pearl. Will, the duel at the beginning of the first movie. Barbossa, the duel at the end of the first movie. Pintel and Ragetti, several times throughout the first movie. That’s 5. DING!
i hate it when he adds a sin for actual historical shit, YES PIRATE LORDS WERE A THING
THEY WERE BASICALLY THE GOD FATHERS OF THE OCEAN
So if we're talking about wet powder in this movie explain the Dutchmen's cannons being able to work after being submerged under water. Ding?
umm...sea magic?
c-magic (ding!)
+Chrispy Kreme well, I'm pretty sure I remember a deleted scene or something like that where you actually see Davy Jones smoking his pipe underwater, sooo... supernatural? Man, you must be quite a smoker to do that :D
Ding.
+Chrispy Kreme The Ducthman don't abide by your laws of physics!
This movie is my guilty pleasure.
I unironically love Pirates 1-3. Yeaaah 2 and especially 3 have a lot of issues, but they have such an insanely deep atmosphere. Davy Jones' arc is just... I love his character so much.
You should of removed a sin for Davy Jones looking so cool
Missed sins:
- Elizabeth continues to sing the pirate song aloud after seeing the British soldiers
- Ragetti looks up Elizabeth's shirt with the wooden eye
- When Jack sees the rock-crab staring at him, he falls backward even though he was leaning forward
- Both Gibbs and Beckett say the wind is on their side
- Will was seriously about to leave for 10 years without kissing Elizabeth goodbye
- Near the end of the movie, Jack says "Granted, it tends to list to port.." but sailors always refer to their ship as "she"
- The rule is that Will cannot step ashore for 10 years, but that doesn't mean he has to stay away from his family for that long. He could take a vacation from his duty more often, and they could reunite aboard the Dutchman
What?!! The dwarf being launched back is hilarious. I found it more funny as a kid but it still gives me a chuckle here and there.
You know, having watched potc 5, all the other potc movies are masterpieces to me now...
Except the first is the worst and fifth is the second best?
In my opinion of course
@@jackdonohue7893 your opinion is wrong
Ahmad K. K. Your opinion saying JD bonds opinion is wrong is right
@@gresosten1309 yes. The first one was by far the best one.
We don't talk about the fifth one
This is still my favorite movie of all time. That's partially because I can say "it's just a movie" and just enjoy it for what it is. And I actually also love the "supernatural bulls***". That's exactly why it's so unique and magical.
“And now I’m being followed by rocks...*huh*..never had that happen before”
1 sin off cuz it’s delivered so perfectly
Uh I think half of those sins arent necessary
That's basically all of these videos, along with random comments that aren't even sins
The sins in these videos are never actually sins
Aye, the guy who made this video is just a stupid Potc hater
Wino Forever no hes not, the sins aren’t his opinion they are for the sake of humor
No sin is necessary, they are for humor
I always figured the black pearl was magically fast
I can believe the Pearl was still the fastest ship because of how hard it was to actually make a ship in the age depicted.
it is a magical ship so yeah, it makes sense its still the fastest ship
I mean black people are fast
@NO It's a ship not a person dumass
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
8:53 also the crew simply running from side to side would've no way been enough to flip over a heavily ballasted seaworthy ship like that.
they cut all the cargo and cannons loose for more weight :)
@@decepticusprevails The boat isn't a hollow shell, cutting things loose would only give them limited space to move around, particularly between floors with the heaviest ballast being on the lower floors which wouldn't be able to escape to the upper floors.
And as for cutting the cannons loose, that's actually where the saying "loose cannon" originates from - it doesn't mean a gun/cannon that fires unpredictably, it means one that comes loose and damages the ship and crew from rolling around unsecured. Having a dense chunk of cast iron weighing several tons tearing around the inside of a wooden hull with lots of relatively fragile instruments and humans about, is a recipe for disaster. You wouldn't do it with one intentionally, certainly not a lot of them.
Unpopular opinon: this was my favorite pirates movie
***** Yeah, I was really disappointed to see there were only one or two of the original characters
Dave Strudle me too
i liked part 1 better, but yes, potc is awesome
me too I wont be surprised If someone finds out where this guy is and murders him for ruining modern life for kids and teens
Dave Strudle same
I love this movie.. I have probably watched it 10 times by now XD
I wached it like 30 times...
I have no live
+Max Ekeler no live ... no live? You did take 3rd grade english right?
+Jake larsen nah im first grade gymnasium
only? ;D
+Max Ekeler Then you really need to improve your English.
A piece of 8 is actually the spanish dollar at the time.
Yeah but this ignorant just says shit to say shit
S. A.O I loved the way you used ignorant as a noun
3:28 I DONT CARE THIS GUY IS AWSOME
This movie may be a mess, but I love it.
AwesomeJohn22 0_0
Iftheysayagame'sname They'llplaythatgame Yes. I am good.
Iftheysayagame'sname They'llplaythatgame Bad ass, you mean.
Yay you?
AJ Universe same
3:18, at that distance with muskets, you're right for the wrong reason. The swords have the win. A musket is hilariously inaccurate and slow to reload compared with modern firearms, and bayonets aren't much use in that cramped an area. So the answer is, swords should be winning hands down after the first 30 seconds.
Devin Gendron yes they noy at that distance...its like 2 meters mate
Devin Gendron muskets weren't as inaccurate as you might think, they were still not very accurate, but the lack of effectiveness is mostly because people didn't want to shoot to kill other people. From the distance of between 5-20 feet (2-5 meters) a musket should be able to hit a 2 foot target (pretty good approximation for area that would be aimed for on a person's chest) with decent consistency.
In a world with ghosts, curses, and squid monsters, I think anything goes and this movie doesn’t need to have a single ounce of realism
@MightyCaesar37 Imagine thinking morality in the old days was present enough for humans not to be bloodthirsty. Buddy with all the colonizing and slavery of those days absolutely majority wouldn't mind shooting and killing others. They simply sucked at doing it.
You know, even though the series would seem illogical
I love it throughout ❤️
Cuz that's what fantasy is....
I love the scene when they look up under the floor boards, it's his face
7:47 has anyone noticed that even though Elizabeth's father is 20 feet away from the ship, she can still hear his inside-voice?