Zen's most INSANE mispeak yet - Best of Matara

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  • @shakachoarroyo
    @shakachoarroyo 5 месяцев назад +656

    "I might be gay" well Zen has that power mother.

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 месяцев назад +11

      How, Zen's a man

    • @angelcarrasco7801
      @angelcarrasco7801 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@supermaster2012On god?

    • @GoldRichness
      @GoldRichness 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@supermaster2012here comes the creep

    • @GoldRichness
      @GoldRichness 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@angelcarrasco7801don’t believe this chump

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 5 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@angelcarrasco7801It's been a rumor for a while. I personaly don't got any info one way or another, but I don't believe so. Can't explain why, just don't believe it personaly. =/

  • @NaiseiTatsu
    @NaiseiTatsu 5 месяцев назад +342

    Matara's milk rant sounds like the plot of a hentai.

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn 5 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure it is one already. If I remember, there is one of a crazed murderer who said she could rule the world with her boobs 🤣🤣. As she proceeded to unalive her daughter and a lad they both knew. And then the police 😂

  • @yugoxgc
    @yugoxgc 5 месяцев назад +115

    *Mata struggling
    Haruka from the back "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE💚"

  • @davidmccarthy3573
    @davidmccarthy3573 5 месяцев назад +616

    I’m sorry mata but, I’m not an off brand main protag I’d die filling a cup…

    • @Loyal_Amurel
      @Loyal_Amurel 5 месяцев назад +56

      Sacrifices must be made...

    • @absolstoryoffiction6615
      @absolstoryoffiction6615 5 месяцев назад +27

      We can fix you. We can make you into the Protag. And you will not resist.

    • @hate6crew6death6roll
      @hate6crew6death6roll 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@absolstoryoffiction6615 WE HAVE THE MEANS! WE HAVE THE TENGA-TECHNOLOGY!

    • @thetruefeatherqueen
      @thetruefeatherqueen 5 месяцев назад +3

      Dont worry thats why its a team effort wwwwww~

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 4 месяца назад +3

      Her model was designed by Kenkou Cross, Author of the "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" series.

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 5 месяцев назад +72

    Matara is just so damn funny to watch. Its the combination of mom-level cluelessness, ara ara mommy vibes, and the ability to match wits with all the other girls. Her endless enthusiasm for what catches her interest, like WH40k is endearing AF too.

  • @MerchManDan
    @MerchManDan 5 месяцев назад +42

    2:35
    "Stop!" says the woman who shrunk herself so she can look up skirts

  • @johndoh795
    @johndoh795 5 месяцев назад +33

    Haruka diddles one squid and starts speaking in the tongue of the Old Ones.

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron 5 месяцев назад +69

    Zen is such good person. Always looking out for her friends *_needs_* ☺️

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane 5 месяцев назад +293

    despite her being surrounded by english speakers, I feel henya's skills are deteriorating.

    • @Luccaluke
      @Luccaluke 5 месяцев назад +12

      THANK YOU I though I was going crazy for thinking that

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 5 месяцев назад +19

      Henya gets shy and overwhelmed in large groups.

  • @NeocrimsonX
    @NeocrimsonX 5 месяцев назад +164

    My sister in christ I wouldn't do that with my undergarments even as a man.

    • @TronTuborg
      @TronTuborg 5 месяцев назад +6

      You can squeak an extra 2 days out of them if you use the Mermaid technique...

    • @001choctaw
      @001choctaw 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@TronTuborg What's the Mermaid technique?

    • @TronTuborg
      @TronTuborg 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@001choctaw Turn it side ways and use one leg each day

    • @NeocrimsonX
      @NeocrimsonX 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@TronTuborg I'm good

    • @001choctaw
      @001choctaw 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@TronTuborg Thanks!

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 5 месяцев назад +69

    I still find myself baffled over how i could love a Cockroach Momma like Matara but this video easily shows us why.
    Got a heart of gold, the best laughter, is incredibly unhindered and is an absolute delight to be best friends with. 😂❤

    • @joemartin7451
      @joemartin7451 5 месяцев назад

      actually her cockroach origin has kept me up from following her for sometime. because i hate those insects. but her personality and wits got me to cave in eventually.

  • @TheAyanamiRei
    @TheAyanamiRei 5 месяцев назад +76

    Damn. I didn't know that Zen was into Free Use

  • @YaBoiDingus
    @YaBoiDingus 5 месяцев назад +16

    3:30 Not Mata breaking out the secret one liners lol

  • @alecjude5482
    @alecjude5482 5 месяцев назад +20

    3:32 a little deja vu moment here😔

  • @aryansmily3205
    @aryansmily3205 5 месяцев назад +161

    0:01 that jiggle bооbs are insane 💀💀💀

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis 5 месяцев назад +46

    1:07 that's a pretty good sequence of events lol

  • @Mrcapo100
    @Mrcapo100 5 месяцев назад +26

    Special kiss dayo made me laugh so hard. i'M CRYING. Henya is too precious for this world.

  • @potato4687
    @potato4687 5 месяцев назад +14

    Matara: "someone has to make that a clip!"
    also Matara: "fine, ill do it myself'

  • @robertwoods5169
    @robertwoods5169 5 месяцев назад +35

    We all share 1 brain cell and it all goes towards the sus

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 5 месяцев назад +8

    The immediate "special kiss" 180 is perfect

  • @FuglyStick
    @FuglyStick 5 месяцев назад +10

    I didn't watch a whole lot of Matara in her Hollywood days, but from what I have seen she is about a MILLION times more comfortable in Vshojo

  • @aeriselove
    @aeriselove 5 месяцев назад +36

    I love both how cute and crass Matara is.

  • @marineadmiraljunior7904
    @marineadmiraljunior7904 5 месяцев назад +13

    0:49 oh CANADA

    • @forgotultag1543
      @forgotultag1543 5 месяцев назад

      our home and native land! 🇨🇦

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 месяца назад

      @@forgotultag1543 Terre de nos aïeux! Fuck the English version.

  • @tec5x5
    @tec5x5 5 месяцев назад +12

    Im glad your so happy now in Vshojo you deserve the best

  • @ojrmk1
    @ojrmk1 5 месяцев назад +34

    I'm only 90% convinced that Henya drops those malapropisms innocently because of her ESL.

  • @gamebrainjagras4193
    @gamebrainjagras4193 4 месяца назад +1

    The entire chat going “HUH” was too funny

  • @prrydiacaelum4831
    @prrydiacaelum4831 5 месяцев назад +14

    I just found you again. I'm so glad ❤

  • @SethiKinsGaming
    @SethiKinsGaming 5 месяцев назад +17

    1:41 ayo, PAUSE

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah, fast forward that

  • @LeonardoTheMomo
    @LeonardoTheMomo 5 месяцев назад +4

    Man this was a Golden compilation of fun moments for sure

    • @MataraKan
      @MataraKan  5 месяцев назад +2

      🤍🤍🤍

  • @matthewmatthew981
    @matthewmatthew981 5 месяцев назад +3

    How to destroy a Disney nerd's brain in three seconds:
    7:07 -7:10

  • @OtherwordlyPotatoDevourer
    @OtherwordlyPotatoDevourer 5 месяцев назад +6

    I'd literally subsist on grass and salt-rock just to get milked by Matara.

  • @N4g4r1d3r
    @N4g4r1d3r 5 месяцев назад +3

    Between Henya accidentaly saying something lewd or Zen miss speaking I don't know which is funnier xD

  • @Wolfoso
    @Wolfoso 5 месяцев назад +2

    6:08 It's all fun and games until the Nosferatu activates Celerity.

  • @withoutcontext7953
    @withoutcontext7953 8 дней назад

    Love how the Canadian flag covers Haruka.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 5 месяцев назад +33

    Does anybody else remember Flappy Bird when it was new?
    I remember.

    • @Stevonicus
      @Stevonicus 5 месяцев назад +8

      People were buying and selling phones that had it installed. Shit was crazy.

    • @doomblade990
      @doomblade990 5 месяцев назад +1

      I remember

    • @josephhopper9480
      @josephhopper9480 5 месяцев назад

      Porridge farm remembers

    • @forgotultag1543
      @forgotultag1543 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@josephhopper9480 you sure that was the name of the farm, instead of your breakfast?

  • @leonguyen896
    @leonguyen896 5 месяцев назад +9

    4:51 title

  • @incneet
    @incneet 5 месяцев назад +9

    3:57 😂😂😂

    • @lordzaboem
      @lordzaboem 5 месяцев назад

      Definitely a highlight

  • @MrMajenta
    @MrMajenta 5 месяцев назад +3

    >don't clip that
    Zen... 1-800 come on now

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine 5 месяцев назад +4

    Zen gave you the ok Matara. Get er done.

  • @SeisoMaru
    @SeisoMaru 5 месяцев назад +1

    She looks so clueless yet not at the same time every time shes streaming, it becomes her signature 😂😂😂

  • @danieldutoit2187
    @danieldutoit2187 5 месяцев назад +2

    Please be comfortable all the time. Your comfort is so important to us.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 5 месяцев назад +1

    Best of Roach Mother, and what a best of it is.

  • @joemartin7451
    @joemartin7451 5 месяцев назад +1

    that indeed zen's best mishear yet.

  • @magnuslord
    @magnuslord 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:51 😂

  • @The.Mr.JBiggs
    @The.Mr.JBiggs 5 месяцев назад +2

    Gee I wonder how all these out of context clips of the Vshoujo talent occur... Truly a mystery

  • @dmaxcustom
    @dmaxcustom 15 дней назад

    Unhinged.
    beautiful.

  • @TheXell
    @TheXell 5 месяцев назад +2

    Ladies, if you've been wearing the same undies for 4 days, don't expect the "special kiss" anytime soon.

  • @leviboi6262
    @leviboi6262 2 месяца назад

    Matara saying the line

  • @Foffer1337
    @Foffer1337 5 месяцев назад +1

    I knew these jars would be usefull one day !!!!

  • @hansmcmail1405
    @hansmcmail1405 5 месяцев назад

    3:31 the godness of luck truly smile upon her...h u h

  • @Archangels_righthandboi
    @Archangels_righthandboi 5 месяцев назад +6

    1:10 So ironmouse. “Hehe” over little things but making then seem more important
    7:07 HENYA!! WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT TERRIBLE ADVICE TO LEARN FROM A MOVIE, LET ALONE CURSED KNOWLEDGE TO LEARN FROM A FUCKEN MOVIE!! I’m a dude and even I thought that was nasty

    • @matthewmatthew981
      @matthewmatthew981 5 месяцев назад +1

      "I go front, I go back, I go inside out, and then I go front-n-back again-"
      That was the exact quote that Henya heard *and decided to put into practice*
      Worst of all
      It was delivered by TJ Miller

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 5 месяцев назад +3

    2:33 that’s sexual assault lol poor apricot

  • @Nanakax
    @Nanakax 5 месяцев назад +1

    watching this in 1.5x is..perfection

    • @MataraKan
      @MataraKan  5 месяцев назад +1

      hehe I do the same most of the time!

  • @Kydaser
    @Kydaser 5 месяцев назад +1

    Do you recall the last time Mata played Bloodlines. I miss the 1900s

  • @zwanlo5101
    @zwanlo5101 5 месяцев назад +1

    ratanas went neuron activation in no time

  • @OtaconEmmerich
    @OtaconEmmerich 5 месяцев назад +7

    Oh boy~ I remember most of these sus moments. Heh.

  • @NoSanityLeft90
    @NoSanityLeft90 4 месяца назад

    I’m starting to notices bit of size difference here

  • @TTVjoey_green
    @TTVjoey_green 5 месяцев назад +1

    Zens got a man?!

  • @memeziller2230
    @memeziller2230 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am a provider

  • @alphamike87
    @alphamike87 5 месяцев назад +1

    Momo milk lol, someone needs to draw a Momo cow lol

  • @oni_ranger_otar
    @oni_ranger_otar 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hott!

  • @seneca983
    @seneca983 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:35 Was that sound effect for Haruka appearing in VRChat or was just added to this clip in editing?

  • @nikitaivanow9099
    @nikitaivanow9099 5 месяцев назад +1

    я понятия не имею что я тут делаю
    но
    таракан

  • @heancio2
    @heancio2 5 месяцев назад

    7:14 watafak Henha

  • @AJAndrew-lh9ys
    @AJAndrew-lh9ys 4 месяца назад

    ❤love you❤

  • @gersonaltheman
    @gersonaltheman 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just saying, an special Kiss is also good.

  • @matthewmatthew981
    @matthewmatthew981 5 месяцев назад +4

    7:07
    "Henya quoting TJ Miller isn't real, she can't hurt you."
    Henya quoting TJ Miller:

  • @ZCid47
    @ZCid47 5 месяцев назад +1

    How matara can be 16 and 40 years old at the same time?

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:04 who's that guest?

    • @meh3359
      @meh3359 5 месяцев назад +1

      Limealicious

  • @Lord_Neko_
    @Lord_Neko_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    How do I get Zen to be here for me? XD

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus 5 месяцев назад +3

    4:06 who is that dancing?

    • @meh3359
      @meh3359 5 месяцев назад +3

      Limealicious

  • @aksel8228
    @aksel8228 5 месяцев назад +5

    Hello

  • @GhostRider-420
    @GhostRider-420 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm Canadian please mata try my country french fries with gravy and cheese XD

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 5 месяцев назад

      She lived in Canada for a while

    • @GhostRider-420
      @GhostRider-420 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mdb45424sense when XD

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 5 месяцев назад

      @GhostRider-420 back in Hollywood, she lived close enough to onigiri to do a few off collabs.

    • @GhostRider-420
      @GhostRider-420 5 месяцев назад

      @@mdb45424 so your saying........I still have a chance LMFAO

  • @kiarakagelia261
    @kiarakagelia261 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:50 what game is that?

  • @louisrobitaille5810
    @louisrobitaille5810 2 месяца назад

    4:52 Title.

  • @terajimaatsutane
    @terajimaatsutane 5 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know but I think a lot of the video is just vshojo out of context.... it is wild, but good.

  • @sirjulious101
    @sirjulious101 5 месяцев назад

    I seen a lot vtubers but I have never wanted to pick up a vtubers bangs and kiss them in their giant forehead, as bad as of now.

  • @bastianeror8289
    @bastianeror8289 5 месяцев назад +2

    Que pena que no hables español

  • @deathlord4413
    @deathlord4413 5 месяцев назад

    People still wear underwear?