Gwent police non binary, ball crushing trousers🤣’ . This programme is the best ‘cheer me up’ medicine available in the U.K. Brilliant, clever, entertaining, I just love it. Mike and team, thank you.
well plus he is getting paid to be the PM, so even if you were poor you now have enough money surely for 2 suits, some glasses you don't need and a tie for everyday of the week. Thats all men wear. Not sure why his wife is getting involved really.
I taught in a junior school in a deprived area where there was no school uniform. A couple of times those 8 year old pupils were so proud of having to read out or show a piece of work at the school assembly that they wore shoes instead of trainers without being asked. The knew instinctively about respect and real pride. I’m 77 and retired but I still feel emotional remembering those times when a pupil struggling to learn achieved a breakthrough. Lammy has no sense of occasion. Just a mess.
I can certainly relate to your poignant memory. I was immediately reminded of a family, almost a tribe of sorts, whose children attended a primary school I taught in. They were what people just called ‘Gypsies’ in those days. Before ‘Roma’ was introduced as a term. Until today I’ve scarcely ever seen children with quite such completely filthy skin. They possessed one, or at most two, sets of ragged clothing. But they were all either extraordinarily pretty or handsome. One of them was immensely proud when I managed to hand on a brand new windcheater to him,..which he then proceeded to wear continually from then on!..Native born, these children received absolutely nothing, nothing at all, from the state.
@@albertarthurparsnips5141it’s almost heartbreaking to see such gratitude or appreciation of owning something nice. To continue with memories, there were some Irish Travellers in the school. The mother of the girl I taught was learning to read along with her children via the homework. I was chatting to her about the forthcoming St Patrick’s Day. She was so full of the story that I asked if she wanted to come and speak to the class. 36 eight yr olds of many nationalities in the class. So this proud woman who was determined to learn to read came next morning complete with another of her children in a push chair and wearing lipstick and a freshly laundered dress she held the class enthralled for a good 45mins. and answered all the questions. She did far better than any of the visiting Advisors who weren’t all that great at relating to young children. Time Mr Lammy was learning a thing or two about proper behaviour and dress.
Goodmorning ladies and gentlemen, you are so right in your comments. I follow everything about Labour and it is so shameful. Starmer should resign and apologize. But you always make my day. Thank you from a fan from Amsterdam x
Drop the P and L from the word plank and add W in their place, Then add an E and R at the end of the word and you have summed up that ''person'' to a tee.
I just hope i live long enough for the next general election and see Reform get into parliment, I can die a happy man knowing my country is not lost to the sick goverment ideals we have from starmers puppet idiotic goverment. Keep the faith
Working up to 19 hours straight of late, along with everyone else who’s not a 25 year old Syrian with ‘military’ experience landing in a pricey dinghy,…thank you to everyone at ‘Talk’ for giving working people a chance to have a really good old laugh 😊
How difficult to pick one plank with the current situation we’re in. Great to see Rafe on there. He’s an extremely knowledgeable and well educated man.
David Lammy sounds just like Diane Abbott. Are they related or has there been a transgender reassignment that has been kept under wraps? (So to speak) 😮
I was sitting here thinking if one of those prisoners assaults you why can’t we take the Government to court .like our civil rights to be safe I suppose a clever solicitor could think off some thing.
It’s quite clear that the people who write the sentencing guidelines don’t believe that the molestation and torture of children for the pleasure of sick adults is wrong.
Nurses have unisex trousers andif the Gwent Police are anything like the nurses they just need to wear the proper size, many wear them too tight. As for Starmer's freebees, nurses are not permitted to accept gifts other then a box of chocolates you are expected to share. I'm definitely in the wrong job.
This is exactly what they have been doing in California and it hasn't ended well. The shops are closing left right and centre and people are leaving in droves
Unbelievable. The whole show is an eye opener. They’re not fit to govern and I don’t think they want to, I think they want out asap. Surely that’s their only plan
I like her, too. VERY fetching and cheerful. She also has a soft side and promoted nutritional education, but was hounded down by the panel. She advocated for a dialogue about race relations on the last show she was on and got treated the same way. She has a big heart, you can tell.
I cancelled my TV Licence DD a few days ago. Simple. Just complete the online form. I only used live to record Last of the Summer Wine on Drama channel. It’s all on RUclips. I never watch live broadcasts. With this one,eg, just wait until after it’s live to watch. I wish I’d ignored the threats of fines and prison and stopped paying years ago.
The riots were because of the murdered children but remember shortly before there was the airport assault on the police and the stabbing of the Army officer. Nobody mentions him. It was an accumulation of horrific events.
In a world where we can identify as whatever we like, I now identify as Martian, and my doggo now identifies as a spaceship, and we're launching the F*** off this planet
I'm disabled pensioner who's home was broken into, goods and money stolen, they also stole my adapted van. They were tried and pleaded guilty and sentenced to 20 months. They had done this 100s of times and will be on streets in 10 months. British justice is a joke!
My kids are 35 & 29. Both of them could cook and use the washing machine before they were 11. My sons girl friend who is the same age has no bloody clue cooking. My poor son works a heavy manual job has to cone home from work and cook for the whole family of 6 ....her and her kids and the 2 they share. It annoys the crap out of me.
That is bloody well infuriating. It’s annoying to simply read of it ! She ought to be ashamed of having a hard-working bloke coming home like that & having to cook for everyone.
I remember 1979 election and our local ice cream parlour did labour or tory ice cream so red or blue....proud to say I always had the blue.....I was a Maggie fan at 11
In this LGBT etc, etc, terminology, have you noticed that gay women are in twice - once as gay and once as lesbian? If it comes to that, whatever happened to the word homosexual, which applies to both men and women who are "gay? Would that make them sad? Peter
All to do with Cultural Marxism. Emphasis on number 8. They devised strategies by which the destruction of the West could quickly and effectively take place: “To further the advance of their ‘quiet’ cultural revolution - but giving us no ideas about their plans for the future - the Frankfurt School recommended (among other things): “1. The creation of racism offences. 2. Continual change to create confusion. 3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children. 4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority. 5. Huge immigration to destroy identity. 6. The promotion of excessive drinking. 7. Emptying of churches. 8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime. 9. Dependency on the state or state benefits. 10. Control and dumbing down of media. 11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family.” Sound Familiar ? All to do with Cultural Marxism.
Describe KEIR STARMER in ONE word...
Love to but can't il get banned again, (yes he is a ****)
Joke
Hypocrite.
NONBINARYTROUSERS
Disastrous.
Mike Graham is a brilliant journalist
41:30 going on about benefits, when he most likely is a landlords and leeches benefits from his tenants, a far bigger benefit leech than others.
Gwent police non binary, ball crushing trousers🤣’ . This programme is the best ‘cheer me up’ medicine available in the U.K. Brilliant, clever, entertaining, I just love it. Mike and team, thank you.
All traditional and professional tailors ask men on what side do they dress; a polite inquiry then but now?
we really love this Plank of the week - frank and true.
Which ones were Frank and Prue ?
Love watching plank of the week I look forward for listening
we all do :)
Dear Alex a pensioner here...feeling a bit down, THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!!🤣
Always listen on a Friday after a long week working and can't afford to go out! Buy myself a bottle of wine and a fruit and nut chocolate bar! 😂
@@Josephine-n8nLove a bar of Cadbury’s fruit & nut !
@@albertarthurparsnips5141everyone's a fruit and nutcase. Crazy for those Cadburys nuts and raisins 🎵 🎶
You're not alone, this was always a Friday night treat after trudging through the week 😄.. alternated with a Cadbury's Dairy Milk!@Josephine-n8n
This programme is the highlight of my week. To hear common sense is refreshing in this crazy woke world. 🌍
41:30 going on about benefits, when he most likely is a landlords and leeches benefits from his tenants, a far bigger benefit leech than others.
Mention must go to Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, what a class act he is.
A very strange man indeed
@@bumberClart1000 On the contrary, a very erudite and articulate chap with sensible opinions and views. Happens to have a liking for bow ties.
Great man
Very intelligent, very articulate I enjoy listening to him
@@BridgeToGantry shame he’s such a fascist 😮
Has Everybody Forgot How much the Starmer's are WORTH ? Millions ! Buy your own F---ing Clothes !
Multimillion %
well plus he is getting paid to be the PM, so even if you were poor you now have enough money surely for 2 suits, some glasses you don't need and a tie for everyday of the week. Thats all men wear. Not sure why his wife is getting involved really.
Alex Phillips is great to watch, funny yet insightful
@@uwhat1 also sexy AF!!
I taught in a junior school in a deprived area where there was no school uniform. A couple of times those 8 year old pupils were so proud of having to read out or show a piece of work at the school assembly that they wore shoes instead of trainers without being asked. The knew instinctively about respect and real pride. I’m 77 and retired but I still feel emotional remembering those times when a pupil struggling to learn achieved a breakthrough. Lammy has no sense of occasion. Just a mess.
That made me cry. How I remember those days, respect, thats what it was. Not much of that anymore.
I can certainly relate to your poignant memory. I was immediately reminded of a family, almost a tribe of sorts, whose children attended a primary school I taught in. They were what people just called ‘Gypsies’ in those days. Before ‘Roma’ was introduced as a term. Until today I’ve scarcely ever seen children with quite such completely filthy skin. They possessed one, or at most two, sets of ragged clothing. But they were all either extraordinarily pretty or handsome. One of them was immensely proud when I managed to hand on a brand new windcheater to him,..which he then proceeded to wear continually from then on!..Native born, these children received absolutely nothing, nothing at all, from the state.
@@albertarthurparsnips5141it’s almost heartbreaking to see such gratitude or appreciation of owning something nice. To continue with memories, there were some Irish Travellers in the school. The mother of the girl I taught was learning to read along with her children via the homework. I was chatting to her about the forthcoming St Patrick’s Day. She was so full of the story that I asked if she wanted to come and speak to the class. 36 eight yr olds of many nationalities in the class. So this proud woman who was determined to learn to read came next morning complete with another of her children in a push chair and wearing lipstick and a freshly laundered dress she held the class enthralled for a good 45mins. and answered all the questions. She did far better than any of the visiting Advisors who weren’t all that great at relating to young children. Time Mr Lammy was learning a thing or two about proper behaviour and dress.
41:30 going on about benefits, when he most likely is a landlords and leeches benefits from his tenants, a far bigger benefit leech than others.
Oh, that's just lovely.
LOVE Plank of the Week - from Australia x
An hour of sheer entertainment!
Goodmorning ladies and gentlemen, you are so right in your comments. I follow everything about Labour and it is so shameful. Starmer should resign and apologize. But you always make my day. Thank you from a fan from Amsterdam x
You always make this decision so difficult because they both deserve this award. Having said that I choose Sadiq Khan.
My favourite show i love mike he tells it like it is
I always enjoy watching your program Mike. It’s always an eye opener.
Remembering back to John Prescott having the nickname "Two Jags" and thinking we might have a candidate for "Two Planks" ???
@@Lincolnshire-Paranormal I remember when he punched a member of the public. Made money but always a corner boy,
Love it, Stalin needs the glasses because he’s got no vision. Pure gold.
I thought that aswell
Another great show, always love to see raphe. Thanks
Hi guys, I watch this every week and I can honestly say this really had me in fit's of laughter thank you 😂😂😂
Top marks for another great show.I never miss it.
What a laugh genuinely, all about testicles and spectacles. Made my night.
ISLAM FEARING SPECTACLES NEEDS TO GROW A PAIR OF TESTICLES
I love plank of the week 😂😂😂
Alex is wonderful
Love this programme. Keep it up.
Sadiq Khan is the ultimate plank
Drop the P and L from the word plank and add W in their place, Then add an E and R at the end of the word and
you have summed up that ''person'' to a tee.
I love Rafe xx
I just hope i live long enough for the next general election and see Reform get into parliment, I can die a happy man knowing my country is not lost to the sick goverment ideals we have from starmers puppet idiotic goverment. Keep the faith
You must have lived a pretty empty life if you're on your death bed thinking about Nigel Farage instead of your family and achievements
@@trevormannsfield and you live in a community full of people with pink,green and purple hair.
@@trevormannsfield What a saddo you are then. Have you not heard of sarcasm?
You dont really believe they’ll permit another election do you
Forget Reform ltd company with Farage who is another thug liar
It's Kahn who should be in prison.
DEFFO 💯
....out of our country! Put a patriotic Englishman in charge of England's capital city!
Life,with hard labour
Great show and great panel again. My weekend starts here with humour and news, it that an oxymoron?
Yes , I think it is, but I get you'cos'if we didn't laugh ,....
Working up to 19 hours straight of late, along with everyone else who’s not a 25 year old Syrian with ‘military’ experience landing in a pricey dinghy,…thank you to everyone at ‘Talk’ for giving working people a chance to have a really good old laugh 😊
Love the ice cream for snowflakes! Great show Mike and everyone.
Some people believe aliens walk among us ,and having watched Starmer and Reeves speak in a robotic manner I am now a convert.
How difficult to pick one plank with the current situation we’re in. Great to see Rafe on there. He’s an extremely knowledgeable and well educated man.
This is unfair to the plank. The plank is far more intelligent than either Khan or Lammy.
Starmer lost a bet and the forfeit was to have Lammy in his cabinet as foreign secretary
Lammy is the most dangerous politician in Britain his stupidly is going to us into a war. He needs to go sooner the better for all our sakes
That really is the best explanation as to how Dunce Lammy got the job
What happened to citizen’s arrest. Couldn’t Starmer and Sadiq be arrested for malpractice
Dreadful outcome he should have gone to prison.
David Lammy sounds just like Diane Abbott. Are they related or has there been a transgender reassignment that has been kept under wraps? (So to speak) 😮
yup, same vocal fry and drawn out words...
Have u ever seen them both together!
@@MichaelRath-t9s ha ha
I was thinking that! Are they twins? Do you ever see them together? Very strange!
Lammy has matching shoes, so not Abbott in disguise
Surely someone can pay for some new trousers for The Rozzers???
Whatever your paying Alex its not enough she’s brilliant😂😂
The government put a tax on sugar, now companies use sweeteners, which are worse for you.
And the sweeteners make the products taste weird, so you don't buy them again. Great business sense!
Why does David Lammy speak like Diane Abbott?
You saw the film "Out of Africa"? Well these are the stars of the 2nd of the series: "Out of Diaper" starring Son of Idi Amin & Abbottucus!😂😂😂
You never see them at the same time
Because he has to think about every word that trips out of his stupid mouth ,nothing natural about his intelligence or the lack of it
Because it's the same person😂
You could leave any of these on the table and they will constantly win every week
If you are in the public eye, you should be held to a higher standard. This sentence will encourage others to commit the same offences
Lovely to hear sanity in this crazy world. And humour always helps. I heard Basil Brush has started a tech communication company! 😂
“ Boom boom ! “
This is now my most hilarious programme of the week! It rivals the funniest of only fools and horses or dad's army!
I was sitting here thinking if one of those prisoners assaults you why can’t we take the Government to court .like our civil rights to be safe I suppose a clever solicitor could think off some thing.
Starrrrmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Chameleon…
He’s a Chameleon says whatever he thinks the person he is talking to wants to hear.
With the salary Starmer is on, he can certainly afford clothes
It’s quite clear that the people who write the sentencing guidelines don’t believe that the molestation and torture of children for the pleasure of sick adults is wrong.
Lammy is a national embarrassment, how the fk has this happened.
VICTORIA SPONGE IS MY PLANK OF THE WEEK
Nurses have unisex trousers andif the Gwent Police are anything like the nurses they just need to wear the proper size, many wear them too tight. As for Starmer's freebees, nurses are not permitted to accept gifts other then a box of chocolates you are expected to share. I'm definitely in the wrong job.
His wife works in the NHS does that mean she shouldn’t accept gifts.
when you think things couldnt get any worse than the torys..[hold my beer kier] comes along to totaly wreck everything.
There's always an upside to everything. As a government, they're terrible, but my god they are entertaining! 😆
That was so funny! Thanks Mike and friends!
Lammy is the most dangerous politician in Britain his stupidity is going to get us into war. He needs to go for all our sakes
And I thought I couldn't sing. 😂🤣😭
This is exactly what they have been doing in California and it hasn't ended well. The shops are closing left right and centre and people are leaving in droves
Unbelievable. The whole show is an eye opener. They’re not fit to govern and I don’t think they want to, I think they want out asap. Surely that’s their only plan
@@neilfields5914 guess who they want to replace Starmer?
@@JohnLeadbitter I dread to think
They obviously didnt want to make an example of him
Isn't Rebecca Twomey a nice looking young lady and she always speaks well.
I like her, too. VERY fetching and cheerful. She also has a soft side and promoted nutritional education, but was hounded down by the panel. She advocated for a dialogue about race relations on the last show she was on and got treated the same way. She has a big heart, you can tell.
Whats this about Sue Gray calling all the shots more than starmer. Starmer and his wife can afford there own attire.
Do I get the impression that Alex is less than keen on the Lib Dumbs? I can't imagine why I got that vague feeling.
I cancelled my TV Licence DD a few days ago. Simple. Just complete the online form. I only used live to record Last of the Summer Wine on Drama channel. It’s all on RUclips. I never watch live broadcasts. With this one,eg, just wait until after it’s live to watch. I wish I’d ignored the threats of fines and prison and stopped paying years ago.
Are Gwent Police doing a remake of Wallace and Gromit's The Wrong Trousers?
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Once again.
Brilliant show..well done
The riots were because of the murdered children but remember shortly before there was the airport assault on the police and the stabbing of the Army officer. Nobody mentions him. It was an accumulation of horrific events.
It’s no more expensive to buy Proper food than rubbish. Take aways on a Saturday night cost a lot more than a homemade curry.
In a world where we can identify as whatever we like, I now identify as Martian, and my doggo now identifies as a spaceship, and we're launching the F*** off this planet
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Alex...Watch out for the Police, after saying you "Hate" the LibDems. That is not very caring and you could get a prison sentence.
great show , great panel.
Starmers glasses look like the ones you get from a pound shop .
Well he is a pound shop politician 😊😊😊
I despair at this country just how have we got in such a state. This once great country is now an embarrassment.
We just have children who never grew up these days,posing as adults.
I'm disabled pensioner who's home was broken into, goods and money stolen, they also stole my adapted van. They were tried and pleaded guilty and sentenced to 20 months. They had done this 100s of times and will be on streets in 10 months. British justice is a joke!
Actually, I'm a woman but haven't got a cervix, 🤔but I did have a hysterectomy 😊
Me too, ...if dug up in 50 years my DNA will still show xx chromasomes.
Same here but at 77 my vagina is still in good working order.
hi 👋 everyone
Lammy what an embarrassment, you already know any criticism directed towards him will mention racism.
My kids are 35 & 29. Both of them could cook and use the washing machine before they were 11. My sons girl friend who is the same age has no bloody clue cooking. My poor son works a heavy manual job has to cone home from work and cook for the whole family of 6 ....her and her kids and the 2 they share. It annoys the crap out of me.
He could be teaching her to cook along with the children just as you taught him.
That is bloody well infuriating. It’s annoying to simply read of it ! She ought to be ashamed of having a hard-working bloke coming home like that & having to cook for everyone.
excellent episode: "the great thing about pride, it goes all year round" hahaha, priceless!
And now Lammy has been called out as having taken £10,000 in cash from a doner - in exchange for what exactly?
I wonder if those who were done for a FB post with hurty words will get a flat from labour??? 🤔🤔🤔
Sir Ed Davey, what a cunning stunt.
I remember 1979 election and our local ice cream parlour did labour or tory ice cream so red or blue....proud to say I always had the blue.....I was a Maggie fan at 11
I wonder if Nigel can fill her shoes. We need Maggie right now, she was always good for US-UK relations.
@@AmericasChoice....fill her shoes ....not sure ...but he and his politics his party are really our only hope
@@nickyphoenix2470 Indeed.
Ed Davey for UK Eurovision 2025!
Hopefully will be amusing as always :)
I’m laughing out loud here! Love plank!
In this LGBT etc, etc, terminology, have you noticed that gay women are in twice - once as gay and once as lesbian? If it comes to that, whatever happened to the word homosexual, which applies to both men and women who are "gay? Would that make them sad? Peter
When the police go for an ice cream and the server asks would you like crushed nuts they say no I've got my own..
As someone who is recovering from almost terminal cancer and have lost a considerable amount of weight, i need the sugary snacks.
All to do with Cultural Marxism. Emphasis on number 8.
They devised strategies by which the destruction of the West could quickly and effectively take place: “To further the advance of their ‘quiet’ cultural revolution - but giving us no ideas about their plans for the future - the Frankfurt School recommended (among other things):
“1. The creation of racism offences. 2. Continual change to create confusion. 3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children. 4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority. 5. Huge immigration to destroy identity. 6. The promotion of excessive drinking. 7. Emptying of churches. 8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime. 9. Dependency on the state or state benefits. 10. Control and dumbing down of media. 11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family.”
Sound Familiar ?
All to do with Cultural Marxism.
Does lady vic not work anymore then?
Luv u Alex; "but no one cares what she wears" ... 👍🏻
Wouldn't the tight trousers also be causing Urinary Tract Infections as well as sweat rashes, thrush and crushing?
😅😂😂
Lammy sounds like Diane abbott ……. Half cut!!
Went to elocution lessons. Real sign of a snob.
Was lammy looking for a bribe for new shoes 😂
Her new name is Victoria Sponge😂