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  • @lazysylph3312
    @lazysylph3312 2 месяца назад +5548

    I love how these three would be great friends if ABA wasn’t such a little freak

    • @jasongarrett768
      @jasongarrett768 2 месяца назад +321

      Reading this reminded me that there are actually five people in this video.
      We need proper names for Testament’s familiars already.

    • @dall7020
      @dall7020 2 месяца назад +53

      I thought their names were Sugar and Milk no?

    • @21Handguns
      @21Handguns 2 месяца назад +80

      And this is implying testament ain't a little freaky themselves

    • @jasongarrett768
      @jasongarrett768 2 месяца назад +17

      @@dall7020 It’s a popular Fanon name IIRC but it’s good enough to be canon really.

    • @virtualasylum1
      @virtualasylum1 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jasongarrett768 wait really? I thought only three

  • @footpac
    @footpac 2 месяца назад +5029

    to be fair i think testament hit them witht he victorian "thats crazy" in conversation

    • @lobotomisedsalamander4158
      @lobotomisedsalamander4158 2 месяца назад +336

      Bro stares at that tea the way i look at the weather app when I don't feel like talking to somebody

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 2 месяца назад +75

      He basically did yeah

    • @user-fy9xl9eu8c
      @user-fy9xl9eu8c 2 месяца назад +24

      @@Kaltsit- wdym he

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- 2 месяца назад

      @@user-fy9xl9eu8c oh sorry my bad
      He/she/they/ey/y/0/yes/no/Pyro TF2/Medic/Heavy/Scout/Spy/Engineer/Demoman/frick/stupidjoke/.exe
      Did I miss any?

    • @AndyVazel
      @AndyVazel 2 месяца назад

      @@user-fy9xl9eu8che’s a man lol

  • @saltkeeper44
    @saltkeeper44 2 месяца назад +3623

    "Well, now... This is awkward..." 🤓👆

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 2 месяца назад +169

      "Eermm.... awkward "

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 2 месяца назад +150

      "Erm, that just happened!"

    • @LillianGraceFullofficial
      @LillianGraceFullofficial 2 месяца назад +98

      “Erm he’s right behind me isn’t he”

    • @Grag235
      @Grag235 2 месяца назад +59

      “Erm, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way”

    • @s_callahan
      @s_callahan 2 месяца назад +56

      he's such a cutie

  • @jasongarrett768
    @jasongarrett768 2 месяца назад +2491

    It says something that even after all the hell they’ve been through, Testament still ain’t getting in front of that.

    • @LocalArchangel
      @LocalArchangel 2 месяца назад +59

      Hell hath no fury like a lovesick yandere

    • @OGamelon
      @OGamelon 2 месяца назад +9

      he*

    • @natalianada2420
      @natalianada2420 2 месяца назад +84

      @@OGamelonnot according to Daisuke

    • @abrahamlupis9354
      @abrahamlupis9354 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@natalianada2420 is an asexual due to the gear experiment and Kliff refers Testament as his stepson

    • @lazysylph3312
      @lazysylph3312 2 месяца назад +98

      @@abrahamlupis9354 it’s okay, people can just be non-binary. It’s one of the least weird things about testament. We don’t need to be little freaks ourselves, so let’s be respectful

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 2 месяца назад +653

    “Don’t talk to me or my key ever again”

  • @spacenaves
    @spacenaves 2 месяца назад +1265

    glad to see testament has come a long way from "oh? you're trespassing my grove?"

    • @LocalArchangel
      @LocalArchangel 2 месяца назад +146

      I love the fact that the reason Testament hasn't been in any other games for a while was because they were busy getting into so many hobbies and overall relaxing (including canonically becoming forklift certified)

    • @abrahamlupis9354
      @abrahamlupis9354 2 месяца назад +41

      from being a man turning into a Gear to reviving Justice to protecting Dizzy, to protecting the forest and now being more androginous

    • @braxtonnewkirk1039
      @braxtonnewkirk1039 2 месяца назад +15

      ​@@LocalArchangel
      Oh word? Forklift certification? Seems Testament is getting stonger...
      I dont wanna jinx it buuuuut.... you'd think he would take up driving as a hobby too?

    • @omgheather1
      @omgheather1 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@braxtonnewkirk1039 If they can drive a forklift, I bet they'll try to drive other things too lol

    • @devbyglamour4265
      @devbyglamour4265 Месяц назад

      @@braxtonnewkirk1039 they'll*

  • @daimomaycry
    @daimomaycry 2 месяца назад +1010

    "damn girl, thats crazy"

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 2 месяца назад +1541

    A.B.A. I'm MARRIED
    Testament: Oh, I'll give you privacy then...
    Paracelsus: *don't leave...*
    XD

    • @Myballsich345
      @Myballsich345 Месяц назад +14

      He knows what she gonna do 💀

  • @Kevinblue035
    @Kevinblue035 2 месяца назад +624

    i hadn't played the game Aba was from, so i was more surprised by Paracelsus talking in such a normal voice than anything!

    • @thetoondevil
      @thetoondevil 2 месяца назад +121

      The game was mainly in Japanese back then, but from what I remember Paracelsus had a much deeper tone of voice. I think the devs wanted him to sound a little more otherworldly, here he just sounds like a normal person.

    • @tristancarter4324
      @tristancarter4324 2 месяца назад +132

      ​@@thetoondevil no he always was whiney it's when he goes demon mode with blood from old games, he gets deep
      ABA don't give him blood anymore

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust Месяц назад +5

      @@tristancarter4324 Yeah, he always had a "Koichi" type voice normaly. That was the whole joke, he looks crazy but sounds normal as fuck.

    • @caraprism9074
      @caraprism9074 13 дней назад

      Yeah the demon blade key is the normal one of the two

  • @crocodyllul
    @crocodyllul 2 месяца назад +224

    Testament's been doing leg day at the same place Chun-Li goes

  • @RoboVirtue
    @RoboVirtue 2 месяца назад +293

    English VA for the key sounds like the most vanilla run of the mill anime protag ever.

    • @timothylawrence8929
      @timothylawrence8929 2 месяца назад +217

      that’s funny though, right? it’s the classic “normal guy gets roped up by an obsessive yandere” trope except he’s a giant fucking key
      really though he’s supposed to be a more rational foil to ABA so having him sound normal is actually good voice direction imo

    • @pequenoreptiliano
      @pequenoreptiliano Месяц назад

      I agree. Imo both ABA and Paracelsus had better voices in the OG games. She sounded like an actual zombie and was toned down way too much for strive, and he had both a better voice in his normal form and his goat head transformation. Not a fan of the new ones, at least aesthetically. Haven't played her in strive yet.

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX001 2 месяца назад +349

    ABA: I have a boyfriend!
    Testament: I'm not a boy.

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 2 месяца назад +103

      Testanment: i'm a friend.

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@alexcat6685 a public universal friend?

    • @pessien8474
      @pessien8474 2 месяца назад +2

      Testament also has his crow oddly enough...

    • @LURKTec
      @LURKTec 2 месяца назад +8

      He is though

    • @IHateThisCommunity
      @IHateThisCommunity 2 месяца назад +51

      @@LURKTectestament is beyond the concept of gender. Daisuke confirmed this.

  • @crusaderdalek3527
    @crusaderdalek3527 2 месяца назад +109

    The key doesn't consent😭

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 Месяц назад +19

      The key enthusiastically consented, thats why hes a key, because she likes keys, he turned himself blue for her, they are dysfunctional together, its so damn funny

  • @tristancampbell4941
    @tristancampbell4941 2 месяца назад +220

    The -Strong- Dungeon Key, Silent Type

  • @TheGodKiwi
    @TheGodKiwi Месяц назад +33

    nothing would pull me out of testament.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Месяц назад +22

    I thought Paracelsus was talking the whole time until he said "this is awkward..."

    • @yunuda.scarlet
      @yunuda.scarlet Месяц назад +2

      For me its was testamen was talking and the crow was repsonding

  • @Cacti_Carno
    @Cacti_Carno Месяц назад +56

    I like that testament sounds so masculine while looking so feminine

    • @pl0xy
      @pl0xy 18 дней назад +2

      they're the queer, non-binary character of the game 😮 and Bridget used to be a femboy, until they decided to retcon that in STRIVE and make him a her/transgender 😮

    • @pinkmoonrabbit2072
      @pinkmoonrabbit2072 11 дней назад

      @@pl0xyi mean. a lot of "femboys" irl do end up being trans girls. not all, but many.

    • @pinkmoonrabbit2072
      @pinkmoonrabbit2072 11 дней назад +1

      i like it too ^_^ im nonbinary and have a deepish voice from testosterone , but i also like dressing femme. testament is awesome!

    • @Cacti_Carno
      @Cacti_Carno 11 дней назад

      @@pinkmoonrabbit2072 yeaAAH your so cool 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @SomeRandoDum
      @SomeRandoDum 4 дня назад +2

      In the Japanese version, testament has a feminine voice. It's pretty interesting. Personally, I prefer the masculine voice

  • @LillianGraceFullofficial
    @LillianGraceFullofficial 2 месяца назад +87

    I love how ABA is blabbering and he’s just like… “mhmm…”

  • @NeIIy
    @NeIIy 2 месяца назад +51

    god I love Testament so much. Just one chance 🙏

    • @SpicyClover
      @SpicyClover 2 месяца назад +5

      One chance at what? 🤨

    • @NeIIy
      @NeIIy 2 месяца назад +20

      @@SpicyClover at marriage, of course

    • @SomeRandoDum
      @SomeRandoDum 4 дня назад +1

      TESTAMENT IS MY PARACELSUS

  • @Pulseman
    @Pulseman 2 месяца назад +56

    THE KEY CAN TALK ?? OMG

  • @somenerd8401
    @somenerd8401 Месяц назад +18

    I don’t know what gender Testament is but whatever it is I WANT IT

  • @_luciddreamerz-
    @_luciddreamerz- 2 месяца назад +47

    Testament tho 😻😻

    • @crizpee5960
      @crizpee5960 Месяц назад +2

      male btw

    • @shinyblue4774
      @shinyblue4774 Месяц назад +12

      Theyre so prettyyyyyyy

    • @SuniSmiles
      @SuniSmiles Месяц назад +3

      Frr, I absolutely love them 🤭🤭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 Месяц назад +8

      They an whole baddie like, I'd definitely do everything they say

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 Месяц назад

      @@crizpee5960 if that stops you then you are tasteless and that testamentussy would be wasted on you anyways

  • @Abigayle-hf7by
    @Abigayle-hf7by Месяц назад +3

    you handle complex topics with such ease, it's inspiring!

  • @FullMoon_BloodHarvest
    @FullMoon_BloodHarvest 2 месяца назад +7

    They'd make such a power throuple tbh

  • @TerranceDavis-lu3yr
    @TerranceDavis-lu3yr 2 месяца назад +20

    I had no idea the key could talk

  • @paperluigi6132
    @paperluigi6132 2 месяца назад +29

    Is Paracelsus voiced by Paul Castro Jr?

    • @gunkhead
      @gunkhead 2 месяца назад +3

      No he's Alejandro Antonio Ruiz & Aba's Brizzy Voices/Anna Brisbin

  • @Whit3lizt
    @Whit3lizt Месяц назад +6

    Me rn:🔑

  • @Ahmed-og2jm
    @Ahmed-og2jm 2 месяца назад +2

    The characters have such unique personality types

  • @kartoha4295
    @kartoha4295 2 месяца назад +18

    Paracelsus voice is cute

  • @caterina2290
    @caterina2290 Месяц назад +1

    “Damn gurl”

  • @luvluh
    @luvluh Месяц назад +3

    IM NOT HERE TO
    FIT IN THIS WORLD

  • @MeynaArt
    @MeynaArt 2 месяца назад +16

    I was expecting Paracelsus’s voice to sound like typical Satan

    • @MonkaBonka
      @MonkaBonka Месяц назад +1

      to be fair, paracelsus is one of the most normal guys in guilty gear

  • @Hot_Chocolate-
    @Hot_Chocolate- Месяц назад +2

    Paracelsus reminds my of that one character from jujitsu kaisen 💀

  • @calliespltn
    @calliespltn 5 дней назад

    she messsing w a key

  • @BraveFrontierRemeberer
    @BraveFrontierRemeberer 2 месяца назад +73

    this is the first clip iv seen where the key talks the voice actor doesn't suit it

    • @kasaunlong8038
      @kasaunlong8038 2 месяца назад +9

      The key wasn't talking

    • @BraveFrontierRemeberer
      @BraveFrontierRemeberer 2 месяца назад +6

      @@kasaunlong8038 then who did and why was there text in game

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 2 месяца назад +2

      ABA and Testament are talking

    • @MrOwl-lw3xc
      @MrOwl-lw3xc 2 месяца назад +40

      @@kasaunlong8038 except for the "that's akward" in the end

    • @gibleyman
      @gibleyman 2 месяца назад +32

      Paracelcus sounds maybe a bit too young but he does sound close enough to the Japanese voice he used to have so I don't think it's that bad.

  • @uhobme2028
    @uhobme2028 2 месяца назад +5

    Everything going on with this pair and I find the talking key's voice the weirdest thing

  • @EiShatMaiSelf
    @EiShatMaiSelf 2 месяца назад +187

    “Ah geez Rick I’m a key help”

  • @undyne1
    @undyne1 2 месяца назад +8

    I find it weird that this is the same guy who had anger issues because someone trespassed his lawn.

  • @bringthesalsa5310
    @bringthesalsa5310 2 месяца назад +5

    Welp... This is AWKWAAAAARD 😬🤓

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Месяц назад

    Rebecca and David reincarnated into ABA and Paracelsus.

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin Месяц назад +1

    Shes’s literally me

  • @jamesrussell2936
    @jamesrussell2936 8 дней назад

    that key guy needs to get a better girl. he seems cool

  • @4GOT10_1
    @4GOT10_1 20 дней назад +3

    THATS A MAN?!

  • @soletheclypeus6965
    @soletheclypeus6965 2 месяца назад

    IM MARRIED!!!!!

  • @lokkomotive8153
    @lokkomotive8153 2 месяца назад

    Husband***

  • @jakesouza3125
    @jakesouza3125 Месяц назад +1

    Aba e tao fofa

  • @tecmoonandsonmbray1616
    @tecmoonandsonmbray1616 Месяц назад +1

    Call makassan novio no entiendo ni una cojona

  • @missskabls2247
    @missskabls2247 Месяц назад +1

    🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

  • @BOHICA69
    @BOHICA69 2 месяца назад +55

    Ok, so why does he have hips better than her? I have no context for the lore. 😮‍💨

    • @Gruzzlebear
      @Gruzzlebear 2 месяца назад +128

      that's just their nonbinary swag

    • @frieda8745
      @frieda8745 2 месяца назад +59

      Enby swag

    • @gibleyman
      @gibleyman 2 месяца назад +80

      Testament has no gender and can change his appearance however she likes.
      He just decided that she's gonna look feminine for now.

    • @bummeroni
      @bummeroni 2 месяца назад +7

      Hormones will do that for ya 😅

    • @Gruzzlebear
      @Gruzzlebear 2 месяца назад +8

      @frieda8745 aw haha that's even cooler!! i'm not too caught up on the lore sorry

  • @Roarless
    @Roarless Месяц назад +1

    bruh who was talking cause i only saw 2 female figures and a talking key

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 Месяц назад +1

      the goth one (testament). They nonbinary if I remember correctly, aint nothing wrong with that

    • @Roarless
      @Roarless Месяц назад

      @@a-ramenartist9734 nonbinary meaning?

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 Месяц назад +1

      @@Roarless not a boy or a girl

    • @Roarless
      @Roarless Месяц назад

      @@a-ramenartist9734 bruh what? are they not of the human species or something? because according to my knowledge the human species consists of a boy and a girl. how can they be nether?

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 Месяц назад +2

      @@Roarless im pretty sure they actually aren't human. But past that yeah humans can be nonbinary. Maybe you can't literally change your birth sex, but ultimately most things that define the genders, (clothing, beauty standards, social roles, ways of speaking etc.) actually have nothing to do with birth sex at all, like for example we think of women as not having any body hair, but most women do naturally and just shave it (I think at some point in arabic history a woman with a mustache was even considered beautiful). So somebody could (and many do) disregard these gender roles in their life and identify as not a boy or a girl (nonbinary)

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 2 месяца назад +2

    The mouth lip sync is terrible😂

  • @hailmammonmoments7568
    @hailmammonmoments7568 Месяц назад +1

    Why is this video game character more interesting than ‘real’ protagonists?

  • @gabrielboorom2683
    @gabrielboorom2683 17 дней назад

    Taking confusion to a whole new level, that's what I've come to expect from a certain Pacific Rim culture...

  • @sadcat9669
    @sadcat9669 2 месяца назад +2

    Ngl, though the key was talking and thought the person on the right was female. Now I'm even more confused

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 2 месяца назад +4

      "thought the person on the right was female"
      Well, Testament DOES have an alternate female form in this game iirc, so...

    • @shinyblue4774
      @shinyblue4774 Месяц назад +3

      Testament (the one in the right) is actually under the Non-binary umbrella (I think Agender is what would fit them best since theyre beyond the concept of gender and not in between)
      And uses they/them pronouns in this game

  • @GarredHATES
    @GarredHATES 2 месяца назад +6

    I don’t mind testament’s sexy form but I prefer his old metaler look, specially his walk animations \m/

    • @undyne1
      @undyne1 2 месяца назад +3

      Same. Especially his old animations.

  • @art1st001
    @art1st001 2 месяца назад +6

    Wait a minute, that on the right is a dude?

  • @TiredArc
    @TiredArc 2 месяца назад +6

    That's a guy?
    💀💀💀💀💀

    • @bradpitt839
      @bradpitt839 2 месяца назад +3

      One zesty ahh guy 😂
      Heard he’s a good fighter tho

    • @vox3765
      @vox3765 Месяц назад +2

      Testament is actually non binary

    • @sirkinsella9831
      @sirkinsella9831 Месяц назад

      @@vox3765So?

    • @phantomcupoftea
      @phantomcupoftea Месяц назад +1

      nah they got no gender and just look like came from the addams family

  • @mathiasdark1654
    @mathiasdark1654 2 месяца назад +7

    Why do some of the male characters look like females?

    • @attilasvietoslav1226
      @attilasvietoslav1226 2 месяца назад +30

      At first the idea of Testament was an androgynous character with a beauty that even a female would envy, but now it's described as non binary.

    • @bagredecartola1289
      @bagredecartola1289 2 месяца назад +14

      Because boys with female traits exist you know? I mean there's none of these in strive anymore, bridget is a girl and testament has no gender according to daisuke himself

    • @misteral9045
      @misteral9045 2 месяца назад +6

      Testament is female, Bridget was raised to be a woman because lore tells reasons (she's a twin, it's bad omen and bad luck to have twins in her village).

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 2 месяца назад

      ​@@misteral9045Testament is non binary and they originally depicted as male

    • @IHateThisCommunity
      @IHateThisCommunity 2 месяца назад

      @@misteral9045testament is not a female. They are beyond the concept of gender.

  • @Hot_Sky
    @Hot_Sky 2 месяца назад +2

    wait she was he? 😳

    • @j.a.r.5974
      @j.a.r.5974 2 месяца назад +13

      Testament has no real gender so while appearing female in some games, their voice actor/actress varies from feminine to masculine depending on which language you have the game set to in order to show that they're technically neither. Personally prefer the masculine voice since it sounds so nice but the Japanese version has a feminine one. but yeah, officially since their introduction I believe, Testament has not been neither a man or a woman.

  • @ISantaClausI
    @ISantaClausI 2 месяца назад

    Wait that was a guy

    • @IHateThisCommunity
      @IHateThisCommunity 2 месяца назад +10

      Nope. They have no gender.

    • @bradpitt839
      @bradpitt839 2 месяца назад +1

      @@IHateThisCommunitynah that’s a phucking guy 😂

  • @G.oliath
    @G.oliath 2 месяца назад +3

    Why is every fighting game just softcore porn

    • @kartoha4295
      @kartoha4295 2 месяца назад +43

      What

    • @bubbeztree5066
      @bubbeztree5066 2 месяца назад +52

      if you're wacking it to the game thats fine, just don't tell us about it next time thanks

    • @mayonaise8089
      @mayonaise8089 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm not playing fighting games to cum bro

    • @fischio-gc-hides5994
      @fischio-gc-hides5994 2 месяца назад +14

      where do you even see that?

    • @zimacva3023
      @zimacva3023 2 месяца назад +19

      Did porn really rotted you're brain to be saying this 💀?

  • @fatkiller1000
    @fatkiller1000 2 месяца назад +1

    Why is a dude wearing a skirt?

    • @IHateThisCommunity
      @IHateThisCommunity 2 месяца назад +4

      Because that’s not a dude. Testament has no gender.

    • @sirkinsella9831
      @sirkinsella9831 Месяц назад

      @@IHateThisCommunity While I'm with Testament being with non-binary, they/them pronoun is far too much for this character.

    • @sirkinsella9831
      @sirkinsella9831 Месяц назад +1

      Testament was always like this since in previous games.

    • @a-ramenartist9734
      @a-ramenartist9734 Месяц назад +1

      because freedom exists, get your ass back in north korea