You Can Always Trust Sampo... To Scam You | Rambling About Sampo

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

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  • @issogashii
    @issogashii Год назад +228

    everyone gangsta until we get background lore on sampo and realised hes traumatized as fuck (i love him so much)

    • @Ifi_meh
      @Ifi_meh 8 месяцев назад +5

      Remember this one fam.

    • @issogashii
      @issogashii 7 месяцев назад

      i actually need an update on the lore. i stopped playing the game quite some time ago but am still deeply devoted to sampo@@Ifi_meh

    • @sillychoozismo
      @sillychoozismo Месяц назад +1

      To this day i wait. AND I WAIT. I NEED HIM TO HAVE A TRAGIC PAST PLS HOEYOVERSE IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK

  • @neanahidden
    @neanahidden Год назад +175

    Sampo is intriguing rogue. We met Sampo in Jarillo VI but he knows about other planets so is not native there. He’s probably a follower of Aha, aeon of Elation. One of the Masked Fools. A loose group of people who go around the known universe basically doing what ever they want if it’s interesting and fun. At least for them. Not “good” or “bad”, just other, harbingers of chaos.
    They share their adventures to each others for entertainment so Sampo 4th wall brake was prob for them. Streaming his shenanigans 😂

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +16

      Interesting. Him talking to his buddies instead of us makes so much more sense

    • @CArcherOwl
      @CArcherOwl 10 месяцев назад +5

      But he broke eye contact with the monitor for that speech. Could be a creative choice, but it seems like he’s not talking to the Tavern anymore.

    • @sack_221
      @sack_221 7 месяцев назад +3

      It might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

  • @kingxcalico
    @kingxcalico Год назад +159

    This video pretty much checked all the boxes on why Sampo is my favorite HSR character atm!! Good Job 😂💞

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +12

      That makes me very happy. Thank you!! :)

  • @Yuki_Ika7
    @Yuki_Ika7 Год назад +99

    Has anyone else found Sampo's "present" on the Laofu for us? It is pretty funny

  • @KuroNoUsagi
    @KuroNoUsagi Год назад +91

    The last scene you showed made me even more curious about him but ngl, the fucking gay panics Ive had for this man have been otherwordly to me. I never thirsted over a character that much???? I couldnt recognize myself for a couple weeks until I got used to have him on my team. Excited for what the future will bring for him (I hope is Jail)

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +38

      He brings out the horny in everyone... Stupid sexy Sampo

    • @KuroNoUsagi
      @KuroNoUsagi Год назад

      @@wolfisor Stupid sexy man I wish he wouldnt hit me up only to scam me 😔✊

  • @sharkyshhorky
    @sharkyshhorky Год назад +77

    I laughed way too hard watching this 😂

  • @kazuma_probably
    @kazuma_probably Год назад +55

    This guy deserves way more subscribers. I mean he explains the characters kit and lore while also making you bust out laughing

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +7

      OMG is this the real Kazuma ? I'm a huge fan! I aspire to be as perverted as you

    • @kazuma_probably
      @kazuma_probably Год назад

      @@wolfisor well its quite simple just look at every girl and make it creepy. It's easier for you then it is for me when I have a bunch of idiots following me

  • @katjavalentina
    @katjavalentina Год назад +55

    haven't played any hoyo games but as a finnish person i find sampo's name so funny cos even though i'm aware of the etymology sampo koski is a completely normal name you could see on a middle aged finnish guy lol

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine Год назад +26

    I really think (and hope) that Sampo will get a 5 star version eventually. I’ll be first in line for that lol

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +6

      I would love that!

  • @Mintfxrn
    @Mintfxrn 7 месяцев назад +5

    i need him so bad

  • @kyriunx
    @kyriunx Год назад +19

    the things id do to that man would land me in federal prison (endearingly)

  • @AnArtistInAVoid
    @AnArtistInAVoid Год назад +18

    My theory is that Sampo is a follower of Aha the Elation, especially with that last bit of dialogue in the main quest from him. He asked if we liked the PERFORMANCE he put on for us, and whether or not he made us smile. Seems closest to Aha in agenda, as Aha does things for the sake of enjoyment and, as Aha themselves would probably put it, Elation.

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +6

      There's a lot of evidence for that, so much so that I don't even consider it a theory, it's a fact at this point haha

  • @littlelw319
    @littlelw319 8 месяцев назад +2

    everyone is a gangster until he pull "Oh, What the heck, I’ll laugh anyway"

  • @M0b46
    @M0b46 9 месяцев назад +3

    Sampo's got a special place in the fabdom :)))

  • @EnderPanReigns
    @EnderPanReigns 11 месяцев назад +6

    Sampo is my favorite character mostly because I’m mentally ill. but I hate that I can find exactly one angst fanfiction of him. Because I’m mentally ill. If I have to deal with it the characters I relate to have to deal with it now get in the goddamn box sampo we’re going to depressiontown

  • @Jon_302
    @Jon_302 Год назад +10

    2:33
    And the ones who genuinely hate him to the point they genuinely refuse to build him

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 8 месяцев назад +3

    This video and you are my spirit animal

  • @Goose____
    @Goose____ Год назад +10

    I really hope this channel blows up, it's too good

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +4

      I won't stop making videos even if it doesn't blow up. I enjoy making them way too much. I'm laughing my ass off while editing them

  • @theonewhoknocks6950
    @theonewhoknocks6950 Год назад +8

    Easily my favorite character. This video just made me love him even more. All hail Sampo Koski.

  • @indigophase
    @indigophase Год назад +8

    loved the thumbnail, had to accept the trade

  • @michajustmicha1308
    @michajustmicha1308 Год назад +14

    To be honest i love Sampo character, not to mention i use him a lot in the game, what i can i say more 😅

  • @suhailroshen
    @suhailroshen Год назад +12

    He is a part of the masked fools ( is part of aha the elation ), which makes appearences in the simulated universe occurance events and you meet another one of sampos buddies (?) in the xianzhou side quest, names zhongshan. both refer to the tavern at the end of their quest lines.

  • @KrazyKoto
    @KrazyKoto 7 месяцев назад +2

    I still love Sampo. That is all. Thank you

  • @SoundlessDreamer
    @SoundlessDreamer Год назад +6

    😂 This video brought me to tears! Checks out on all the things I like about Sampo!

  • @N0toriousIdiot
    @N0toriousIdiot Год назад +1

    Sampo’s easily one of my favorite characters in the game, both personality-wise and in terms of gameplay. And this video pretty much sums up every reason why. Great stuff!

  • @KawaiiLolipop216
    @KawaiiLolipop216 Год назад +2

    Bro you are criminally underrated! This is my first time watching your videos and I’ve been wheezing ever since 💀💀💀

  • @nlightning8239
    @nlightning8239 Год назад +3

    The concentration of jokes is outstanding! Keep it up!

  • @nonarie1879
    @nonarie1879 Год назад +3

    great work dude this is a masterpiece 🤣🤣

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад

      I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)

  • @deepfriedpaper
    @deepfriedpaper Год назад +8

    I LOVE Sampo (i'm too gay to cope with this man smh😔). Unfortunately, I own EVERY four star (with at least one eidolon, too) except for sampo. I even got Gepard, my favorite standard five star from standard as my second standard character. Luckily, he's featured on Kafka banner, so I'm just going to spend all of my pulls there. (I have twenty saved so far.)

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      Same happened to me. He was actually the only 4 star I didn't have, but when I saw him in the shop I bought him instantly because I really wanted to make a video on him. I hope you'll get E6 Sampo ;)

    • @deepfriedpaper
      @deepfriedpaper Год назад +1

      @@wolfisor ahahahaha, I don't have the self restraint to save for the shop. Thanks for the luck!

  • @guillermocervisalmeron2209
    @guillermocervisalmeron2209 7 месяцев назад +2

    E2 Sampo when 5 star version release

  • @Gummy_Pop.
    @Gummy_Pop. 8 месяцев назад +2

    I ove him sm XD

  • @abnormal9613
    @abnormal9613 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love shampoo

  • @ishashifar
    @ishashifar 10 дней назад

    Funny thing is despite how often he tends to lure us into a scam we (the tb)somehow always seems to go along with what he says even if they act distrustful,he has his ways 😂, personally I love him

  • @jjupiter_nwn
    @jjupiter_nwn Год назад +2

    My main since day 1, this video is the most accurate thing I've ever seen dsjhbgshjdf

  • @MakinItRain24-7
    @MakinItRain24-7 Год назад +8

    Sampo can be my daddy tho

  • @arber7240
    @arber7240 Год назад +1

    This is the realest video i've ever seen ngl

  • @Lv3Paladin
    @Lv3Paladin Год назад +9

    funny as heck man

  • @sampofools
    @sampofools Год назад +4

    he's a masked fool ^_^ a faction of the elation that comes from the epsilon galaxy and meet up in taverns (he's also canonically my husband and we have 5 kids)

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      I've never heard about the second part, he must hide you pretty well. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness with him and your kids ;)

  • @scylla1772
    @scylla1772 Год назад +2

    Truly, the algorithm hath blessed me this day

  • @tayty1238
    @tayty1238 Год назад +4

    Bro you are too based

  • @partiallywhole
    @partiallywhole Год назад +2

    I wish the mini neutron bomb was real and we just chuck them in Scalegorge Waterscape and evaporated the water instead of Dan Heng going full Moses

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +2

      That's would've been hilarious xD

  • @c7434
    @c7434 Год назад +2

    oh my god I've found my people. great video :]

  • @EmuEmuchu
    @EmuEmuchu Год назад +4

    I'd absolutely willing to waste my time for sampo

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +2

      Sampo would be proud

  • @ThanhTran-jm2lx
    @ThanhTran-jm2lx Год назад +1

    He will bring out the sampo 5 stars just like dan heng IL

  • @shadowscythechampion5365
    @shadowscythechampion5365 9 месяцев назад

    Im waiting for him to get Dan Henged as well as March 7th

  • @Sekowo
    @Sekowo Год назад +1

    I have no clue how this popped up on my recommended but sign me up

  • @ohicanttell
    @ohicanttell Год назад +1

    he’s a professional scammer but he’s funny, entertaining, and a cutiepie so I’ll let it slide

  • @zzzkeiii
    @zzzkeiii Год назад +3

    Nice video xD im so glad this is a safe space for fans who are down bad for sampo lmaoo hes way too intriguing to be left alone (and sexy ahh mf). Looking forward to your future contents! (Hope you will do one for Blade next lol)

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад

      I'm down bad for a lot of characters and I would do unspeakable things to them! 😏

  • @EmuEmuchu
    @EmuEmuchu Год назад

    Your channel is so funny, I'll sub

  • @KosKeiis
    @KosKeiis 5 месяцев назад +2

    yo .. sauce for 2:01??? just curious thats all totally

  • @LadyInBlack.6
    @LadyInBlack.6 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @Vincentpanh
    @Vincentpanh 6 месяцев назад +1

    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

  • @Antifrost
    @Antifrost Год назад

    "He can turn a hundred dollars into four."
    You mean four hundred dollars, right?
    ...Right?
    I'm convinced that Sardine Catwalk is a player character who's already seen the ending and is now screwing with other NPCs from his perspective. After all, he's the only one other than the Trailblazer who's been shown breaking the fourth wall. This may be a theory I came up with while writing this comment, but I believe it with my whole heart.

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      Another theory is that he's one of the Masked Fools (People who worship the Elation Aeon). They are known to share their adventures with each others so it could be that he's not talking to us, he's actually talking to the rest of the Masked fools who watch his adventures.

  • @Rippi__
    @Rippi__ Год назад +5

    Sampo may be from the masked fools. But that mask offed themselves after seeing that it had to hide such great beauty.
    Great video btw

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад

      I heard about that but I didn't want to go into theories since I'm not a lore expert. Thanks, I'm glad you liked it :)

  • @teonguyen7955
    @teonguyen7955 Год назад

    PLEASE MAKE A BLADIE VERSION 😭

  • @sudak9150
    @sudak9150 Год назад +2

    Waiting for your follower count and viewership to explode like Sampo's fog bomb

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      Haha i hope you're right

  • @FurHaurCaBalaur
    @FurHaurCaBalaur Год назад +2

    I saw this dude on steam, he tried to scam me with cs:go skins

  • @TeresayaKitsune
    @TeresayaKitsune Год назад +1

    He can have my 0.69€ 🤤🤤

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +2

      He would take that and more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @daze6068
    @daze6068 Год назад +1

    So like, u got discord?

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      Who doesn't ? haha but why would you want it ? i'm not the most social person ^^"

    • @daze6068
      @daze6068 Год назад +1

      @@wolfisor you made an entire presentation about how sexy Sampo is I think we’d get along very well 😏 (plus I don’t have many hsr friends ;-;)

    • @wolfisor
      @wolfisor  Год назад +1

      @@daze6068 Well my discord name is the same as my RUclips one

  • @frickyou5720
    @frickyou5720 11 месяцев назад +1

    I force him to do big wind shear damage on my Kafka team he’s great