Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024
  • Taylor Swift reacts to some never-before-seen footage of her acting loopy after laser eye surgery and she teases what songs she’ll perform on Saturday Night Live.
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  • @cothvideo169
    @cothvideo169 5 лет назад +44457

    “I’m not asleep my mind is alive”
    My entire life

  • @swiftiepharbz
    @swiftiepharbz 5 лет назад +6361

    I never knew taylor swift crying in her bed after lasik surgery while eating a banana is the most relatable footage I need in my life. makes me feel normal.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 5 лет назад +50

      khloyi normal people are slaves to society. be a fuckin weirdo, that is true normal

    • @encouragelife4590
      @encouragelife4590 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahahahaha
      Purile kids

    • @Buttcakes15
      @Buttcakes15 5 лет назад

      You need it huh?

    • @shrimp1276
      @shrimp1276 5 лет назад +5

      Aerochalklate Exactly what I’d expect to hear from a nigga wit a Jah picture

    • @br0rs770
      @br0rs770 5 лет назад

      Booty Bandit it’s true tho

  • @mah9mood
    @mah9mood 4 года назад +10078

    in Class:
    - "Don't fall asleep"
    - "I’m not asleep, my mind is alive"

  • @itz_edxie1763
    @itz_edxie1763 Год назад +2073

    “FOR THE TELEVISION?!” will forever be my favorite thing she’s ever said

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Год назад +15

      Don’t forget the timestamp for that wonderful moment: 1:02
      Also Gold - 2:15 after the clip is over „Oh my god, that’s on television“
      My response to that:
      Yes, Taylor. And RUclips.

  • @yadom_
    @yadom_ 3 года назад +18626

    “I’m not asleep, my mind is alive” is definitely the most iconic line Taylor Swift has ever said 🤣 LMAOOO PLS

    • @bkirstie
      @bkirstie 3 года назад +25

      NOT that funny

    • @missmelody8476
      @missmelody8476 3 года назад +84

      this is funny

    • @TontoEpstein
      @TontoEpstein 3 года назад +5

      Another Internet joker who doesn't know the definition of "iconic" or how to use the word.

    • @umbra8310
      @umbra8310 3 года назад +6

      @@TontoEpstein toronto why are u still going?? no one will care except for the very few people whos talking to you right now, like me. i care because im concerned that you might be an an 80 year old going thru the internet and you decide to comment on a taylor swift video about the dictionary. LOL.

    • @arguetacastillomarcelasofa8230
      @arguetacastillomarcelasofa8230 3 года назад +73

      She should put that on a song

  • @cheese7027
    @cheese7027 4 года назад +25926

    Billie Eilish: When we all fall asleep where do we go?
    Taylor Swift: I’m not asleep, my mind is alive.

  • @annaliz1981
    @annaliz1981 5 лет назад +5561

    "For the television?!" I love how she says that like it's 1980.

  • @leftymu
    @leftymu Год назад +536

    Her reaction to his suspicious questions and immediately sensing the trap is one of the funniest things I've seen. "I'm not asleep my mind is alive" is one of the cutest.

  • @anhslondon
    @anhslondon 5 лет назад +10057

    'I'm not asleep my mind is alive'
    literally me, whenever teachers caught me sleeping in classes

    • @joycel7
      @joycel7 5 лет назад +34

      Anhs London our thing was “I’m not asleep. I’m praying” in class.

    • @johnstarlim3112
      @johnstarlim3112 5 лет назад +10

      Joyce L. then the teachers say, “you can pray at home. get back to work!”

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +11

      John Starlim then you say “but I’m praying so that I can have good grades”

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +5

      ME!

    • @AP-ye4zz
      @AP-ye4zz 5 лет назад +4

      senior quote right there

  • @noave621
    @noave621 4 года назад +18759

    That's just a proof you'r parents don't stop embarrassing you just because you're older
    (Or one of the most famous singers in the world / the artist of the decade)

    • @Doryplory
      @Doryplory 4 года назад +419

      Older and one of the biggest people in the music industry. Lol, parents don't care

    • @trailee3197
      @trailee3197 4 года назад +181

      Or even if you are the Artist of the Decade! 😂😂😂😂

    • @ajinkyajoshi5513
      @ajinkyajoshi5513 4 года назад +95

      Even if your global start your parents gonna embarrass you n if you are celebrity they gets much bigger platform to embarrass you infront of your fans, media, all other public

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 4 года назад +30

      Yeah, this was not planned at all.

    • @insert_smiley
      @insert_smiley 4 года назад +10

      @@PravinDahal let them breath 😂

  • @Scarboroughfair742
    @Scarboroughfair742 4 года назад +4441

    "that's not the one i wanted"
    "ok" *gets different one*
    "wHaT dO wE dO wItH tHiS oNe?"

    • @muhammadahsan4959
      @muhammadahsan4959 4 года назад +87

      She's so cute!

    • @LpsTea
      @LpsTea 4 года назад +82

      It has nO hEaD

    • @ljmobs
      @ljmobs 4 года назад +16

      iT dOeSn'T hAvE a HeAd

  • @andybrookes3519
    @andybrookes3519 10 месяцев назад +2316

    I love how at the start her mom said “she found a snack” as if we are watching a nature documentary 🤣🍌

    • @Hayaparatha
      @Hayaparatha 7 месяцев назад +16

      LOL

    • @Dr.Thandi
      @Dr.Thandi 6 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @abbywarren9690
      @abbywarren9690 6 месяцев назад +53

      The documentary of a Taylor Swift in her natural habitat! 😂

    • @innoxinnox2379
      @innoxinnox2379 5 месяцев назад +11

      Imagine that in Sir David Attenborough's voice. 🤓

    • @moadtouhami
      @moadtouhami 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Silvercentipede
    @Silvercentipede 4 года назад +10824

    I have a weird obsession with her after watching Miss Americana. You can just tell she’s well genuine

    • @janebade8889
      @janebade8889 4 года назад +75

      Same

    • @Silvercentipede
      @Silvercentipede 4 года назад +341

      Like even with some other “down to earth” celebs, you can tell it’s kinda put on, not even in a horrible way, cos let’s face it mate they’re not living in the real world, but I was so shocked at how sweet, humble and genuine she seemed, how sincere and passionate she was talking about politics, I want to like be her friend lol

    • @mother_rebel
      @mother_rebel 4 года назад +212

      Omg totally!!! I never cared too much for her music but low key supported her as a fellow woman
      Since watching the movie, I feel like I get what she's all about and I have much respect for her journey.
      She gets bullied so much and it's so not cool

    • @ishaandesai1153
      @ishaandesai1153 4 года назад +171

      @@yeahokay3806 look if you haven't listened to all of her songs than you don't know shit. so stop acting like you fucking know everything

    • @anishabhagchandani6575
      @anishabhagchandani6575 4 года назад +111

      @@yeahokay3806 lmao how many songs of hers have you listened to?

  • @j.rebutazo7075
    @j.rebutazo7075 5 лет назад +2934

    The way Taylor was freaking out in the beginning like Jimmy had stalked her or something.

    • @skatfan
      @skatfan 5 лет назад +58

      J. Rebutazo well she’s had stalkers so yeah it’s a thing

    • @thetacoguyy
      @thetacoguyy 5 лет назад +65

      She seemed uncomfortable for a sec

    • @wizzk6389
      @wizzk6389 5 лет назад +28

      Overacting to compensate like the whole thing wasn't staged

    • @Sunset.lover13
      @Sunset.lover13 5 лет назад +16

      She’s been stalked and has had people who believed they are married to her break into her home so yeah she got scared 😭😂 well not scared she was more shocked

    • @whiteribbonman1
      @whiteribbonman1 5 лет назад +4

      +Wizz K What an ass you are!! Would YOU want yourself shown in your not great moments AT HOME, on television?! But then being an ass you probably would.

  • @subramaniank1913
    @subramaniank1913 4 года назад +7073

    Conclusion: Taylor Swift or not, Your parents will always try to embrass you

    • @tttxnvi
      @tttxnvi 3 года назад +128

      Truer words have never been spoken my friend...

    • @vsenglish5862
      @vsenglish5862 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WpNGgi4QL6w/видео.html

    • @Fatimahtal
      @Fatimahtal 3 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @ameliaweiler8099
      @ameliaweiler8099 3 года назад +33

      Nobody is safe😭

    • @lalap
      @lalap 3 года назад +2

      @@ameliaweiler8099 lol ahahaha

  • @NataliaJardim
    @NataliaJardim Год назад +437

    I know she probably felt embarrassed… but that made us love her even more 💜 She’s relatable, kind & funny.

  • @nguyenbaodung1603
    @nguyenbaodung1603 5 лет назад +5523

    One of the biggest pop star once said :
    "I'm not asleep my mind is alive"

    • @marabu_00
      @marabu_00 5 лет назад +77

      This should be incorporated in one of her future songs :)

    • @allamasadi7970
      @allamasadi7970 5 лет назад +11

      @@marabu_00 yes!!😂😂

    • @Markt2420
      @Markt2420 5 лет назад +37

      Now let's make that into a t shirt.

    • @saloni22815
      @saloni22815 5 лет назад +14

      This should be a meme

    • @consistentinconsistency3867
      @consistentinconsistency3867 5 лет назад +3

      Nguyễn Bảo Dung
      And one of the biggest artists of our generation, who has won 21 Grammies and is way more critically acclaimed than Taylor, has once said:
      “I made that bitch FAAAAAAMOUS”

  • @lida9038
    @lida9038 4 года назад +9058

    The person who wrote Folklore and Evermore ladies and gentlemen

    • @Introburp
      @Introburp 4 года назад +414

      And evermore.... crying over a banana ladies and gents

    • @nkabir135
      @nkabir135 3 года назад +12

      Lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @karaca13
      @karaca13 3 года назад +4

      Why everybody says that? What's wrong with Folklore?

    • @greekyogurt1849
      @greekyogurt1849 3 года назад +198

      @@karaca13 there’s nothing wrong with folklore. it’s just a joke because crying over a banana and writing masterpieces like folklore, evermore, lover, reputation... are kinda “opposite” and funny things

    • @karaca13
      @karaca13 3 года назад +13

      @@greekyogurt1849 Hahahh yeah that's right, thanks

  • @dacrimsoncurse
    @dacrimsoncurse 5 лет назад +4293

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive"
    -Total mood 2019 😂

    • @dacrimsoncurse
      @dacrimsoncurse 5 лет назад +4

      Wow thank you for the likes, my mind is really alive

    • @NicoleMiami
      @NicoleMiami 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph what I say to myself in my morning lecture classes

    • @nathancabiles796
      @nathancabiles796 5 лет назад +1

      ssn an hehehe ;-; what the fuxx

    • @verminkillah6622
      @verminkillah6622 5 лет назад

      @ssn an sicko

    • @KrustyKlown
      @KrustyKlown 5 лет назад +1

      "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive" ...the next #1 hit song!!!

  • @sisteam9080
    @sisteam9080 Год назад +175

    “But sometimes it doesn’t go your way” she’s the funniest and the cutest person on the planet also can put on a darn good show I just love her

  • @nextaros
    @nextaros 5 лет назад +10885

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive."
    Would be pretty good song lyrics.

    • @kkibela
      @kkibela 5 лет назад +62

      Legit that was when I knew it was real

    • @joearl4901
      @joearl4901 5 лет назад +150

      Taylor needs to put that line in one of her songs now. If she doesn't, it's a missed opportunity.

    • @lovinbh5817
      @lovinbh5817 5 лет назад +6

      Lol, yeah

    • @movingforward9555
      @movingforward9555 5 лет назад +17

      The lyrics to her next hit song.

    • @albertvasu5489
      @albertvasu5489 5 лет назад +3

      Boring

  • @pheonix9821
    @pheonix9821 3 года назад +12500

    "She was kind enough to drag me there but cruel enough to film me "
    No wonder she wrote all those songs .....😂😂😂😂

  • @sinforoso.
    @sinforoso. 5 лет назад +1294

    "i'm not asleep, my mind is alive" if somebody said this is one lyric that she wrote i'd 100% believe it. ugh HER mind

  • @CanIFlexFam
    @CanIFlexFam Год назад +450

    The genuine look of concern on her face when the video starts 😂 1:20

    • @ivy23173
      @ivy23173 5 месяцев назад +3

      I didnt even notice that, thanks

  • @folklore1385
    @folklore1385 4 года назад +9411

    she attacc she protect
    but most importantly
    *she found a snacc*

    • @nairycore6141
      @nairycore6141 3 года назад +302

      She attacc she protecc
      But most importantly
      iT DoeSnT HaVe A HeAd

    • @StoneStraiff
      @StoneStraiff 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @mooshroomy6983
      @mooshroomy6983 3 года назад +29

      but it didn't have head
      so she cries while she hit de sacc

    • @p.celeste1307
      @p.celeste1307 3 года назад +4

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOO LOVED THIS

    • @Wall_flower
      @Wall_flower 3 года назад +1

      She is the snacc 😩😭✋🏻

  • @alishaparekh6433
    @alishaparekh6433 5 лет назад +3113

    “FoR tHe TeLeViSiOn??”
    “I’m not asleep my mind is alive” - Inspirational quote from Taylor Swift

    • @crystalrose1014
      @crystalrose1014 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder if I can say that to my teacher

    • @nubkiller0322
      @nubkiller0322 5 лет назад

      THE GENERAL idk if ur joking or ur just dumb

  • @melissadave87
    @melissadave87 3 года назад +25432

    Imagine Taylor going home to her mom be like: 𝙈𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙈

    • @faizahbabar
      @faizahbabar 3 года назад +148

      Lol yeah

    • @nidhibisht2585
      @nidhibisht2585 3 года назад +76

      Deathly Hallows???

    • @KIgarashi10969
      @KIgarashi10969 3 года назад +198

      LMAO! Just like her SNL “Moooom”

    • @ee-gh5uz
      @ee-gh5uz 3 года назад +124

      mOom I’m filming a commercial!

    • @fitrianadz
      @fitrianadz 3 года назад +86

      "Moommmm" just like when she was acting as Samanta Samuel in SNL

  • @cineMADvocate
    @cineMADvocate 11 месяцев назад +41

    0:54 the look of betrayal on Taylors face is so fabulous haha

    • @johnnysteradactyl558
      @johnnysteradactyl558 11 месяцев назад +1

      Swift is gorgeous.
      But if you look closely Andrea created many problems, she is not so community minded.

  • @tortillasarenotbiceps7622
    @tortillasarenotbiceps7622 3 года назад +3643

    "I'm not asleep. My mind is alive." -- Literally the cutest thing I've ever heard.

  • @jackandthebeanstalk4253
    @jackandthebeanstalk4253 5 лет назад +15352

    “I’m not asleep my mind is alive” me in school

  • @trashyaqua6239
    @trashyaqua6239 4 года назад +4733

    Taylor’s like “I’m never coming on this show again”

    • @ivy7257
      @ivy7257 4 года назад +15

      True😂

    • @montserratramirez8212
      @montserratramirez8212 4 года назад +63

      Like, ever

    • @stephanietercerosovando7029
      @stephanietercerosovando7029 4 года назад +20

      noo, jimmy is a close friend to her

    • @rosiegarcia03
      @rosiegarcia03 4 года назад +26

      @@montserratramirez8212 ..I'm really gonna miss you picking fights, & me, falling for it screaming that I'm right😡😂😂

    • @montserratramirez8212
      @montserratramirez8212 4 года назад +21

      @@rosiegarcia03 AND YOU😠 would hide away and find your peace of mind
      With some indie record that's much cooler than mine.

  • @Charleigh.88
    @Charleigh.88 Год назад +129

    How has she not written a song about this ultimate betrayal 😂

    • @ivy23173
      @ivy23173 5 месяцев назад +8

      Plot twist karma is about andrea

    • @Donna-C
      @Donna-C 5 месяцев назад

      @@ivy23173
      👏😉

  • @sabinascazzariello3298
    @sabinascazzariello3298 5 лет назад +2621

    “What do we do with this banana, now it doesn’t have a head"
    -best quote of Taylor Swift 2019

  • @tattooedheart67
    @tattooedheart67 3 года назад +14958

    This woman just won Album of the Year for the third time

  • @mayeda.
    @mayeda. 5 лет назад +2666

    “It doesn’t have a head!”
    SHES SO CUTE-

    • @mayeda.
      @mayeda. 5 лет назад

      Kk guys,jeez,chill out

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад

      @Enrique Torres r/iamverysmart

    • @yukadiangelo
      @yukadiangelo 4 года назад

      @Enrique Torres I hope you have reddit

    • @littlelittleme239
      @littlelittleme239 4 года назад

      What she means actually..I don't understand

    • @mayeda.
      @mayeda. 4 года назад

      Afifatus Sufia the banana didn’t have like a black thingy on the top of it,so she was upset

  • @kelliconlow5925
    @kelliconlow5925 8 месяцев назад +16

    She's such a great sport about all of this!

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +6104

    *_“I’m not asleep my mind is alive”_*
    -Taylor Swift 2019

  • @dayanagzz7340
    @dayanagzz7340 5 лет назад +4194

    "I’m not asleep, my mind is alive"
    -Taylor Swift at 3AM 😂

    • @shatrinaalfred
      @shatrinaalfred 5 лет назад +2

      Oh I'm over dying 😂😂

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 5 лет назад +4

      Me while studying 😂

    • @Ytbsjsns
      @Ytbsjsns 5 лет назад

      Stan Kanye West

    • @potaxies
      @potaxies 5 лет назад

      I thought that was me at 3 am

    • @stevenhanratty9830
      @stevenhanratty9830 5 лет назад +1

      Wake Up well saying your saying she has a low IQ she doing pretty well for herself with having £350 million in the bank

  • @beyza1975
    @beyza1975 5 лет назад +4359

    “I’m not asleep, my mind is alive”
    -Taylor Swift

  • @timbo_062
    @timbo_062 Год назад +50

    She always comes across as such a kind and genuinely likable person. Grounded despite the incredible heights she’s ascended. You can tell she was truly embarrassed yet took it with good humor.

    • @ivy23173
      @ivy23173 5 месяцев назад

      I love her facial expressions, you can always tell what she is thinking

    • @reyisnotamarysue1195
      @reyisnotamarysue1195 5 месяцев назад +2

      She shouldn't have taken it in "good humour", she should stand up for herself and publicly disown that scumbag mother

  • @jhazscx
    @jhazscx 4 года назад +17684

    "i'm not asleep, my mind is alive"
    even on pills, she writes really good lyrics
    (edit) wow this is the first time I literally got likes that's above 10 lmao thanks
    (edit) STREAM RED (TV) YALL!!!!!

    • @decone4839
      @decone4839 4 года назад +32

      allen sinclair truee

    • @HayDayEveryday
      @HayDayEveryday 4 года назад +34

      lol and that's only what she can do!

    • @keara.ls3
      @keara.ls3 4 года назад +83

      “My Mind is Alive” by Taylor Swift, coming soon...

    • @rubygarcia6061
      @rubygarcia6061 4 года назад +36

      do people realize how beautiful she was on that show. like just how genuinely happy and content she was

    • @sujay7246
      @sujay7246 4 года назад +7

      And she also says it in a singing way 2:03

  • @sarahshams8595
    @sarahshams8595 4 года назад +12584

    Fun fact: Taylor wrote the song Tis' the damn season while drunk. Don't underestimate her productivity. She can even write songs while half councious. 😉

    • @aboysarchives
      @aboysarchives 4 года назад +83

      woah

    • @lilkitten2269
      @lilkitten2269 4 года назад +78

      Wait what

    • @fryoli
      @fryoli 3 года назад +45

      Conscious**

    • @reisahagun
      @reisahagun 3 года назад +26

      Where did u get that? Is it true?

    • @Blueeut
      @Blueeut 3 года назад +132

      @@reisahagun yes.Aaron Dessnar (Producer of Folklore and Evermore)said in an interview

  • @abelpermana4193
    @abelpermana4193 4 года назад +2164

    do people realize how beautiful she was on that show. like just how genuinely happy and content she was (yeah shes still as beautiful as ever so thats not a knock on her or smtg BUT 2K LIKES WOOWWW)

    • @heykidsspellingisfun9908
      @heykidsspellingisfun9908 4 года назад +14

      You mean she’s still because it’s not that old

    • @bhargabdas3014
      @bhargabdas3014 4 года назад +15

      Her dress is so cool!!!!

    • @sonjal.8510
      @sonjal.8510 4 года назад +2

      @@bhargabdas3014 It is mega cool!!!!

    • @micaela8340
      @micaela8340 4 года назад +3

      yeah, she looks happier and healthier than ever 😍🥰 love her

    • @EverettCox-g8z
      @EverettCox-g8z 4 месяца назад

      Not only that...she sits up ramrod straight in the chair. Even military officers can't hold that stance as long as she did.

  • @TrustingMyCitrusSoul
    @TrustingMyCitrusSoul Год назад +63

    I love how down to Earth their interaction is, laughing over her being sad for the banana's head getting ripped off.
    Also love the goggles HAHA

  • @aminzahari3023
    @aminzahari3023 5 лет назад +3736

    "I'm not asleep my mind is alive" -Taylor Allison Swift, 2019

    • @pennylane4360
      @pennylane4360 5 лет назад +9

      Iconic!!!

    • @mgzafra4547
      @mgzafra4547 5 лет назад +11

      This could be a good line to put on a song.

    • @hunterrstocks
      @hunterrstocks 5 лет назад +2

      I LOVE YOU HI SWIFTIE FRIEND

    • @allipallinger6282
      @allipallinger6282 5 лет назад +7

      i didnt know her middle name is my first name and im kinda thriving now

    • @nvm5406
      @nvm5406 5 лет назад +4

      This was me everyday during ALs when my mom finds me dozing on the table 😂 I'm so glad Taylor thinks it's true too😂❤

  • @anupadesilva6089
    @anupadesilva6089 5 лет назад +9264

    *"I'm not asleep my mind is alive "* 😂
    - Taylor Swift, 2019

  • @vasukin1962
    @vasukin1962 4 года назад +3608

    This is the last time we're seeing Taylor on a show with Jimmy

    • @ucantspellawesomewithoutme8355
      @ucantspellawesomewithoutme8355 4 года назад +7

      Vasuki N why?

    • @erievon1
      @erievon1 4 года назад +96

      Please. Fallon is the biggest low key pimp on the planet. Only he could do this and STILL have her adore him and ask when she can come back to visit.

    • @victorinawaworuntu5641
      @victorinawaworuntu5641 4 года назад +7

      LMAO🤣

    • @lennnnn7
      @lennnnn7 4 года назад +31

      U can’t spell awesoME without ME! Because this video tape embarrassed her so this is just a joke that she won't come back again to avoid being embarrassed
      It's a joke tho lol

    • @sheikhAiman
      @sheikhAiman 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GXmEzZlDbCE/видео.html

  • @jaytrivedi684
    @jaytrivedi684 Год назад +165

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive" Is definitely the most iconic line Taylor Swift has ever said 🤣😆😂.

  • @jewls034
    @jewls034 5 лет назад +4658

    I hope her next album is titled: "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive." Even non-fans will appreciate the humor.

    • @tannerweinheimer7839
      @tannerweinheimer7839 5 лет назад +38

      I think breaking the two up would be fantastic: Both "My mind is alive." or "I'm not asleep" could be good titles.

    • @guitaria6
      @guitaria6 5 лет назад

      Julia that’d be hilarious

    • @harunhasural
      @harunhasural 5 лет назад +21

      Julia those could be song titles in an album.
      Track 1: I‘m not asleep
      Track 2: My mind is alive
      Track 3: but this banana doesn’t have a head

    • @onlymillionviewsvideo7474
      @onlymillionviewsvideo7474 5 лет назад

      Hi

    • @AarohiXO
      @AarohiXO 5 лет назад +1

      one of her songs in that album should be titled "It doesn't have a head" 😂

  • @myefarhana3226
    @myefarhana3226 4 года назад +6012

    After watching Miss Americana, I cannot shrug the scared look on her face

  • @nopeee4378
    @nopeee4378 5 лет назад +1838

    I actually loved seeing her like this, not in pain, just seeing her dressed like any of us would at home, kinda messy hair chilling with her mum. Used to seeing her glammed up all the time hehe glad she feels better

    • @StefWriter
      @StefWriter 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah I totally agree!

    • @jenniev9644
      @jenniev9644 5 лет назад +1

      @@StefWriter u have 13likes...so I ain't gonna like cuzzzz 13

    • @hahahlogang5594
      @hahahlogang5594 5 лет назад

      @@StefWriter she's always subtly glammed

  • @everettcox-m8i
    @everettcox-m8i 6 дней назад +1

    Taylor Swift is one of the most beautiful women on this Planet. So relatable so funny so empathetic so huggable. Her relations with her fans are so very intimate when she visits their homes with presents.

  • @renielkimpernitez3215
    @renielkimpernitez3215 3 года назад +2182

    Even she felt embarrassed she still manage to smile and laugh.. That's what i love her the most.being genuine and kind in every situation

    • @the_oneshotkidd_1899
      @the_oneshotkidd_1899 Год назад +11

      Yep

    • @robeswin
      @robeswin Год назад

      For moronic people like yourself to not realize that she knew all about this as they rehearsed it before the show.

    • @OceansWake675
      @OceansWake675 9 месяцев назад +9

      I mean, I feel like that's a pretty normal reaction in people after being embarrassed. Trying to laugh it off when you're horrified on the inside.

    • @PeculiarOsore-z2r
      @PeculiarOsore-z2r 7 месяцев назад

      Yes

    • @reyisnotamarysue1195
      @reyisnotamarysue1195 5 месяцев назад

      @@renielkimpernitez3215 she should not feel like she has to laugh, she should disown her mother publicly

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 5 лет назад +1821

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive."
    That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

  • @1999SRoldan
    @1999SRoldan 3 года назад +5502

    The fact Taylor’s mom is bestfriends with Jimmy will always be ICONIC

    • @TontoEpstein
      @TontoEpstein 3 года назад +52

      You obviously don't know what the word "iconic" means.

    • @grr8905
      @grr8905 3 года назад +42

      @@TontoEpstein it is iconic

    • @TontoEpstein
      @TontoEpstein 3 года назад +17

      @@grr8905 Buy yourself a dictionary.

    • @TontoEpstein
      @TontoEpstein 3 года назад +5

      I'm sick and tired of all the illiterate morons who have destroyed what used to be a great word. You fools don't know what the word "iconic" represents and actually means.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 года назад +67

      @@TontoEpstein the fact that languages are flexible and ever changing within use and meaning, aka someone could just say "goat" and have their friends laugh due to it bringing past funny memories. Sweet nicknames of couples that are made up can warm up others due to it having meaning to them. Snugglewaffles may not mean nothing to you, but probably meant a lot to someone who met at a waffle house, and using that memory as a nickname. Language isnt mean to be fixed, and isnt meant to be rigid. Its everchanging communications between humans. If thats what people understand "iconic" is then thats what it means, especially since this is not a formal setting where youre doing a power point presentation to your companys manager :)

  • @WesKnoles
    @WesKnoles 4 месяца назад +5

    I'm a 65 year old blues guitar player. I love this kid...she seems so real. I want my grandkids to like her.

  • @Queen6032
    @Queen6032 5 лет назад +1407

    Feels like she hasn’t done an interview in forever 😭😭

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 лет назад +29

      she hasn't done any big televised ones in years other than Ellen this year

    • @Lolo-be7wc
      @Lolo-be7wc 5 лет назад +34

      And after this banana episode we will never see her on jimmy Fallon anymore lol

    • @mobboj7338
      @mobboj7338 5 лет назад +3

      This is all bad acting and planned probably months before she got on the show.

    • @AriqJamaly
      @AriqJamaly 5 лет назад +4

      Who gives a fuck if she has or hasn't lol

    • @kamallb4650
      @kamallb4650 5 лет назад +5

      @@mobboj7338 hey! Dick! If u hate her just leave her.

  • @skyjam2489
    @skyjam2489 5 лет назад +16554

    No one:
    Taylor Swift: “but this banana doesn’t have a head”

    • @billiegenew
      @billiegenew 5 лет назад +29

      @FRODO SWAGGINS I love your profile picture and username 😂😂

    • @saloni22815
      @saloni22815 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao 😂😆😁😂😆😁

    • @janmarrod7805
      @janmarrod7805 5 лет назад +19

      My banana head... oh my taylor

    • @hildynove3655
      @hildynove3655 5 лет назад +30

      Which banana has a head?

    • @mhomaimask7885
      @mhomaimask7885 5 лет назад +19

      She is cute

  • @nedsolly9035
    @nedsolly9035 5 лет назад +1560

    Taylor: ‘how did you get that?’
    Jimmy: ‘I have connections.’

    • @ABELXDAYA
      @ABELXDAYA 5 лет назад +3

      *The Godfather Theme Plays in the Background*

    • @takemetomarz
      @takemetomarz 5 лет назад

      Ned Solly lmao

  • @jennifersman7990
    @jennifersman7990 Год назад +27

    It’s sad she hasn’t done much tv lately, she was so much fun to watch. She’d make a good guest host if Fallon ever took time off

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад +3

      I think she's still doing concert tour, once she's over she'll likely go back to talk show interviews. Fallon will likely be the first one to call her once the tour is over lol

    • @jennifersman7990
      @jennifersman7990 Год назад

      @@Erasureeraser Right, and I’m sure SNL is dying to have her back to host again

  • @neveedahjafri
    @neveedahjafri 4 года назад +21140

    She's so adorable🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mouzu1
    @Mouzu1 5 лет назад +3298

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive."
    -Joker 2019

    • @LegendYT1
      @LegendYT1 5 лет назад +2

      Moises Zuniga first reply with 1k likes...

    • @UserY2k3
      @UserY2k3 5 лет назад +3

      Moises Zuniga
      That’s what imma say next time a teacher ask me why I’m sleeping.

    • @wadekarma317
      @wadekarma317 5 лет назад

      1.3 now

    • @nishilbright2007
      @nishilbright2007 5 лет назад

      😂 😂 😂

    • @Nipun_Chauhan
      @Nipun_Chauhan 5 лет назад +1

      @@wadekarma317 2.3k 🎃

  • @garrenblaine1363
    @garrenblaine1363 5 лет назад +1360

    It’s cool that she doesn’t even care about promoting her song and just wants to talk

    • @abhakumar0
      @abhakumar0 4 года назад +32

      She doesn't need to ❤️

    • @cigxhang486
      @cigxhang486 4 года назад +14

      with all that popularity already, she doesn't need one, she ain't a starter

    • @kkqq3580
      @kkqq3580 4 года назад +5

      shes the only artist selling records these days, she doesnt need to life a finger lol

  • @CarlosBacardi
    @CarlosBacardi 28 дней назад +1

    Not a big TS fan, but her vulnerability here is the most endearing I’ve seen from her, really sweet actually.

  • @yeehong945
    @yeehong945 5 лет назад +2916

    Thanos : You should've gone for the head.
    Taylor Swift : But it doesn't have a head.

  • @mrdarkdoom3455
    @mrdarkdoom3455 5 лет назад +11476

    Taylor: “not a lot of people now about my laser surgery”
    Jimmy: “4.3 million people know now”

    • @IamLioni
      @IamLioni 5 лет назад +92

      @Infovest coward lol Racist online ? what a bitch move

    • @artepl4070
      @artepl4070 5 лет назад +7

      I bet even more. It came all the way to Sweden lol

    • @aaryanswarup5593
      @aaryanswarup5593 5 лет назад +1

      When u cant spell know

    • @cgfh8673
      @cgfh8673 5 лет назад +16

      @Fsy North I never new ppl could spell sow bad 😒 fucking illiterate moorons. Engrish was my favorite clase! Loved it so much I took each class twice 😂😘

    • @TO-lm3zf
      @TO-lm3zf 5 лет назад +5

      She’s really bad at acting.. it’s painfully obvious she knew about this

  • @bbllyy7813
    @bbllyy7813 5 лет назад +679

    “But it doesn’t have a head” 😭😭😭😭 this is so cute and funny at the same time 😭

  • @debjanibanerjee895
    @debjanibanerjee895 Год назад +7

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is alive"---icon being icon everywhere❤

  • @srijitasingh5524
    @srijitasingh5524 3 года назад +4822

    "I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family" What. A. Sentence. 4:20

    • @jooda.2090
      @jooda.2090 3 года назад +28

      Yes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ee-gh5uz
      @ee-gh5uz 3 года назад +25

      :0 420.. 😏

    • @oliviayou8766
      @oliviayou8766 3 года назад +5

      favorite!

    • @Me-mo6dt
      @Me-mo6dt 3 года назад +43

      Honestly, It's not that surprising coming from her after folklore and evermore

    • @inc0gnito590
      @inc0gnito590 3 года назад +4

      the timestamp too

  • @aurorap2264
    @aurorap2264 4 года назад +792

    "She was kind enough to drive me there but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?"
    "That's what a good mom does"

  • @paro-dies2925
    @paro-dies2925 5 лет назад +1968

    taylor’s mom: how much embarrassing do you want this moment to be?
    jimmy: yes

  • @DaBlueAxolotl1
    @DaBlueAxolotl1 8 месяцев назад +15

    That banana will never not be funny. ‘That’s not the one I wanted’ 🤣🤣 She is such a child here it is adorable.

  • @SydneyKong
    @SydneyKong 5 лет назад +3209

    "i'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family" TRUEEEEEEE

  • @marlonandrews860
    @marlonandrews860 5 лет назад +3208

    School in a Nutshell
    "I'm not asleep my mind is alive

  • @lissy2533
    @lissy2533 3 года назад +3853

    she handled this so coolly, I would’ve just died

    • @REE-Animation
      @REE-Animation 3 года назад +36

      There's really no point to making fun of celebrities on TV.. I mean, why? Why would you make your guest feel uncomfortable?

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 3 года назад +67

      Honestly, I feel like she was trying really hard to take it in stride but she seemed so uncomfortable LOL

    • @rt20089
      @rt20089 2 года назад +30

      It's scripted
      Like celebs obvsly know this stuff earlier,and moreover this is a personal video kinda so obvsly she gave consent first

    • @celebrityuploads7751
      @celebrityuploads7751 2 года назад +17

      @@rt20089 no its not scripted lmao

    • @ivanishbotswhocommentingal901
      @ivanishbotswhocommentingal901 2 года назад +16

      @@rt20089 they will tell her something gonna happen but not the details of video. so partially scriptef and but her reaction is real

  • @zhougong9957
    @zhougong9957 9 месяцев назад +6

    0:59 I like how Jimmy Fallon literally jump from laughter haha

  • @giri8896
    @giri8896 5 лет назад +1749

    Her talking voice is so different from her singing voice.

    • @coderainbow2581
      @coderainbow2581 5 лет назад +8

      How?

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 5 лет назад +148

      Her voice seems to have gotten lower recently, though. It’s usually higher. Maybe she’s sick

    • @kalebbryce
      @kalebbryce 5 лет назад +46

      She’s always sounded like that

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 5 лет назад +17

      It's the drugs, they make her sound like she has a cold💊💊💊

    • @sknight2810
      @sknight2810 5 лет назад +68

      not rlly, ive been listening to her for 6 or 7 years now and she sounds the same lol

  • @allison98764
    @allison98764 5 лет назад +10346

    I feel bad for Taylor sometimes, she’s got everything but privacy

    • @Tellurium583
      @Tellurium583 5 лет назад +371

      Blame her mom

    • @melissajensen1948
      @melissajensen1948 5 лет назад +715

      Don’t feel too bad, these interviews are all staged with publicists. There’s no way she didn’t clear this.

    • @nicknackpattywackshow5011
      @nicknackpattywackshow5011 5 лет назад +77

      Fill bad for her? George Carlin once said The world is full of Dumb Motherfuckers.

    • @nibbanibba7202
      @nibbanibba7202 5 лет назад +44

      Well she has money, it wouldn’t matter to us who are less fortunate

    • @nandy1256
      @nandy1256 5 лет назад +33

      @@nicknackpattywackshow5011
      How do you fill today?

  • @sevenyes7
    @sevenyes7 10 месяцев назад +3

    She is so cute it's adorable!! How can you not fall in love with her?!?! Down to earth, fun,.....

  • @manishareddy8594
    @manishareddy8594 5 лет назад +527

    But my favorite part is her saying “sometimes it just doesn’t go your way” 😂😂😂 in reference to the banana losing its head

    • @eringail2526
      @eringail2526 5 лет назад +1

      Manisha Reddy hahaha so good 😭😂

    • @benjiethenub3572
      @benjiethenub3572 5 лет назад +1

      almost died of laughing when I heard that XXXDDD

  • @baebae8648
    @baebae8648 5 лет назад +951

    99% of the comments
    "I'M NOT ASLEEP, MY MIND IS ALIVE."

    • @liljuanito123
      @liljuanito123 5 лет назад +2

      99.999% now 😒

    • @stevenhanratty9830
      @stevenhanratty9830 5 лет назад

      Herman SheepleMeyer for an idiot I think she doing really well saying she won shit loads of awards and have war chest of £350 million plus she was on drugs makes you say anything

    • @beautygloss19
      @beautygloss19 5 лет назад

      the missing 1% "but it doesn’t have a head"

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner 5 лет назад +798

    "I'm not asleep, my mind is still alive", that needs to be a song lyric.

    • @avokittypup
      @avokittypup 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah. That's what I was thinking too 👍

    • @Swiftly_Wi1d
      @Swiftly_Wi1d 5 лет назад +4

      Watch people think shes writing about another guy when the song is really about the banana 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Andrea-sl8wd
      @Andrea-sl8wd 5 лет назад

      It will be after the next breakup. Soon...

  • @Maggs1312
    @Maggs1312 Год назад +4

    If I´m in school at 7 o ´clock and someone ask me if i´m falling asleep I´m gonna said: "I´m not asleep my mind is alive". Taylor is and she is going to be the most iconic artist for centuries.

  • @rarivixxen9267
    @rarivixxen9267 5 лет назад +5619

    she’s one of the celebrities i know that doesn’t age.

    • @channe4558
      @channe4558 5 лет назад +291

      She's 29 dude. MANY women don't look aged at 29.

    • @Blues3088
      @Blues3088 5 лет назад +77

      She has aged alot. She has gained weight and looks more and more like a transgender nowadays.

    • @noteasyy
      @noteasyy 5 лет назад +45

      night cill lmao

    • @AlzMarioWolfe
      @AlzMarioWolfe 5 лет назад +356

      night cill What the fuck is wrong with you

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 5 лет назад +78

      night cill - Huh?

  • @yanzhangmd
    @yanzhangmd 5 лет назад +2583

    Taylor is such a baby when she is with her mother. I like her this way.

    • @MarriedToTheBestHusband
      @MarriedToTheBestHusband 5 лет назад +51

      Shes on pain pill drugs nothing to do with her mother lol

    • @ducky2679
      @ducky2679 5 лет назад +13

      seems like you missed the entire point of the video but ight

    • @yanzhangmd
      @yanzhangmd 5 лет назад +4

      I like her in any way actually. So far, I have not seen a vedio of her that I don't like.

    • @yanzhangmd
      @yanzhangmd 5 лет назад +2

      I write poems and sometimes songs. Have a writing session with me, Taylor.

    • @nihilist4184
      @nihilist4184 5 лет назад +1

      This was all staged so he doesn't ask her real questions like how does she get to be a celebrity with so little talent.

  • @alunahdc
    @alunahdc 4 года назад +575

    She’s turning 31 and I’m 18. I’m still a fan forever.

    • @wrong8840
      @wrong8840 3 года назад +7

      i read that at she’s 31 turning 18

    • @mickeygarlock4611
      @mickeygarlock4611 3 года назад +19

      I'm 64 and went to the Reputation tour in St. Louis

    • @thatgirl4652
      @thatgirl4652 3 года назад +7

      @@mickeygarlock4611 I'm soooo jealous

    • @punisher9639
      @punisher9639 3 года назад +2

      We have same age and same taste lol🤣

  • @KUYAFAITH
    @KUYAFAITH Год назад +1

    I visit this video again after four years and seeing Taylor at Lover Era and she's only 29 years old on that video. Time flies so fast.

  • @adi._.
    @adi._. 5 лет назад +795

    The fact that she couldn’t stop thinking about how they had the footage of her post Lasik truly shows how they pulled one over on her.

    • @iwilitu6591
      @iwilitu6591 5 лет назад +3

      She wasn't in on it?

    • @Boomtrack13
      @Boomtrack13 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah and they did something similar to Joaquin Phoenix on Jimmy Kimmel

    • @adi._.
      @adi._. 5 лет назад +3

      imgladiliveineurope She was not in on it. She really seems at loss for words lol.

  • @momosmomo4581
    @momosmomo4581 5 лет назад +3915

    Nobody:
    Everyone in the comments section: *"I'm not asleep my mind is alive."*

    • @trevidavenport573
      @trevidavenport573 5 лет назад +2

      Very that 😂😂😂

    • @mcnoneya
      @mcnoneya 5 лет назад +14

      True, but come on. It’s an awesome thing to quote. And I don’t normally jump on bandwagons like this. Occasionally yes. But I mean .. it totally sounds like a lyric from an emotional song.

    • @faria577
      @faria577 5 лет назад

      You also

    • @saintsebastian5396
      @saintsebastian5396 5 лет назад +2

      Momo's Momo new someone would post that caption.

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't u did that too?

  • @GamingWithMike-yv7xp
    @GamingWithMike-yv7xp 5 лет назад +2371

    Jimmy: Have u had lazer eye surgery ?
    taylor swift: * supprise pikachu face*

  • @ElenaCamaddu
    @ElenaCamaddu Год назад +4

    When this clip pop up . I like the lady. I don't know who she is im 52 . Now im a swiftie. Her songs made my day ❤❤❤

  • @keara.ls3
    @keara.ls3 4 года назад +5760

    The poor woman has no privacy, even around her family in her own home!
    But this was absolutely hilarious, sorry Taylor...

    • @JenniferJiang2013
      @JenniferJiang2013 4 года назад +225

      Her mom filmed it.

    • @keara.ls3
      @keara.ls3 4 года назад +192

      @@JenniferJiang2013 yeah. And put it on national television.

    • @issa7226
      @issa7226 4 года назад +181

      @@keara.ls3 she obviously knew abt it lol it’s scripted hate to break it to ya

    • @glucosime2120
      @glucosime2120 4 года назад +224

      @@issa7226 how come nobody knows this shit. hahahaham these people dont know shit but artist's publicist are aware of the question or topics beforehand on an interview. nobody goes there and be unaware of what to talk to, and even tho it was talk in the studio a celebrity can choose if they want it on the final cut.

    • @helenaemery2098
      @helenaemery2098 3 года назад +70

      it’s scripted. she knew it would be on there they told her. if she rly didn’t want it on there they wouldn’t put it

  • @yourlocalmetalstraw1264
    @yourlocalmetalstraw1264 5 лет назад +1418

    *Jimmy trying to change the topic*
    Taylor: fOr ThE tElIvIsOn 😂

    • @Andrea-sl8wd
      @Andrea-sl8wd 5 лет назад +14

      Jimmy trying to not be phony...he's annoyingly fake.

  • @evermore._
    @evermore._ 5 лет назад +2650

    I love how she’s like “for the television?!?” She was seriously not expecting this 😂🤣

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 5 лет назад +76

      Swiftie 4 life
      She knew ahead of time. They even received her permission.

    • @DanielGonzalez-gf3ou
      @DanielGonzalez-gf3ou 5 лет назад +35

      Sean Wilks from the mom not her she hadn’t seen that footage before pl

    • @delphinef.9579
      @delphinef.9579 5 лет назад +93

      Sean Wilks i love taylor but she really isn’t that good of an actress lmao. she seemed too genuinely surprised for it to be fake

    • @bawin384
      @bawin384 5 лет назад +16

      @@delphinef.9579 what do you know about Taylor? LMAO. We're Swifties and we know when she's acting and when she's not. She's genuinely surprised

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 5 лет назад +41

      Bawin
      I’m not a “swifty “ I do however know how the industry works.

  • @andrewsmith8729
    @andrewsmith8729 10 месяцев назад +1

    I have never heard her sing a complete song. She seems like a very nice young woman.

  • @mariannaakaartistic_muggle63
    @mariannaakaartistic_muggle63 5 лет назад +1864

    70% of the comments: *”I’m not asleep, my mind is alive”*
    The other 30%: *”but it doesn’t have a head”*

  • @hritambhuyan2546
    @hritambhuyan2546 4 года назад +6817

    her next song is going to be about how her mom betrayed her.

  • @sunnyangel12
    @sunnyangel12 5 лет назад +606

    2:05 my entire academic career: "I am not ASLEEP, my mind is aliveeee"

  • @diannegs
    @diannegs Год назад +3

    I’ve watched this a few times since it came out and still to this day, one of the best things on youtube. I love TSwift btw. She’s a great sport.

  • @noelledford
    @noelledford 5 лет назад +2665

    Jimmy: "so SNL...album...songs..."
    Taylor: "...but the banana..."

    • @dre5540
      @dre5540 5 лет назад +54

      He even lifted the record thrice and put it back down so as not to interrupt her 😂

    • @Kmsnna1012
      @Kmsnna1012 5 лет назад +2

      Andrea Argüello heyyy we have the same last name

    • @noelledford
      @noelledford 5 лет назад +6

      @@dre5540 lol ik he was so sweet ahaha

    • @khadijajasim3615
      @khadijajasim3615 5 лет назад +5

      Noelle Ledford HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING😂😂

    • @Sunset.lover13
      @Sunset.lover13 5 лет назад +14

      Omg I know he kept trying to continue the conversation but she was like THE BANANA 😂she’s so cute💓