DEAD TO RIGHTS: RETRIBUTION (Zero Punctuation)
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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Dead to Rights: Retribution.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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"Pain is God, and I am the pope"
Is a great 90's action movie quip
Sounds more 80s than 90s
I love the Dead to Rights: Reuse of the title joke.
This is probably one of my favorite episodes; it's got the perfect density of jokes, and all of them land.
"Someone murdered his father so he's out searching for answers and he's letting his gun do the talking and his gun only knows one very loud word"
awesome.
"A pocket dimension where pain is god and (you) are pope"
I kind of want a game based around this.
There is, it's called Manhunt.
Dick Nickler Yahtzee actually made an adventure game series that [SPOILER] the god of pain chooses one of the previous protagonists of the series to take over the role of the avatar of pain. does that count?
"A mad ocelot god?" Ah, FINALLY, someone else hears Holy Mistress Whiskers!
““Mad ocelot god”?”*
What i mean is the ? Should be after the “
Lol that's good shit 👍
Why are most jokes on this comment section Dead to rights: Recycled?
Dastvan nice!
Dastvan
Because it's everyone's Dead to Rights: Reaction to post Dead to Rights: Recycled jokes so we can all Dead to Rights: Revel in them.
Well we have to Dead to Rights: Reduce, Dead to Rights: Reuse, and Dead to Rights: Recycle
@@glav2948 It's a solemn Dead To Rights: Responsibility
It's a bit of a Dead to Rights: Reflex at this point.
DEAD To Rights Retribution Video: Bang! Punch! Bang! Punch! Bang! Punch! Woof!
DEAD Island Video: Grr! Kick! Grr! Kick! Grr! Kick! Splat!
appabend Its you!
LMAO...
Dead to Yahtzee: Rebuttal
2:57 "...pain is God and Jack Slate is Pope!"
I loved this. The takedowns were always my favorite part of this game, and this is a perfect description for them.
I guess there's no hope that we will all retroactively refer to this game as Crotch_Dogs, is there? Probably not.
Thesynapze YES THERE IS!
+Thesynapze There's always hope!!! Never give up on your dreams!
Especially when the words "Crotch" and "Dogs" are simultaneous part of it
can we just not do that, and instead get a full game called "Crotch Dogs"?
+StarPaladinMilk Crotch Dogs: Mississippi Leghound
You mean Dead to rights: Retroactively right?
Well, I've skipped back to watch the ending about a dozen times and I still love the way he says "really, really, really, really dumb". It's awesome
thus guy needs more Dead to Rights: Recognition
2:51 - That analogy made my day.
Don't you mean the People's Dead to Rights Republic of Madbodia?
Dead to Rights Retribution
Ride to Hell Retribution
No.
Don't forget Resident Evil: Retribution, the FIFTH entry in that godawful movie series that insults the iconic game franchise it's based on at every turn!
I smell a crossover.
slambangaction
it's so aweful it insults every manner of entertainment of nerdom , movies , music , comics , video games , shit even food , it literally is cancer incarnate ........
+slambangaction I guess Retribution is a curse...
Tony Davis Maybe that's why the Legion in Fallout New Vegas shout that at the Courier
Over a decade later and this is still my favourite ZP.
This game isn't very Dead to Rights: Realistic.
Your comment is Dead to Rights: Redundant.
+paperbackwriter1111 I'm seeing a Dead to Rights: Recurring Theme
+Ready Petty seems like you're Dead to Rights: uh, Right.
paperbackwriter1111 that's a bit Dead to Rights: Repetitive
Ready Petty
I'm sorry my Dead to Rights: Recreational fuckabouts are Dead to Rights: Rarely varied. ;)
3:45 you can do that in cod ghosts too for 32 seconds
+TheMythof Feminism COD Ghost did try to rip off this game, and did succeed for, like, a minute.
I love this series (both the game and the escapist) but this review just makes everything better
the bloody camp is exquisite
I just realized that Halo Reach also follows the "add an RE word to the end of the title" theme
Yes, but Reach was the name of a planet in Halo's story since the first game - much before the onslaught of idiotic overuse of words like retribution and resurrection.
Also, yes I'm responding to a three year old comment. Fuck you, It's one AM and I'm lonely.
"You press a button to transport both he and Jack into a pocket dimension where Pain is God and Jack Slate is Pope."
Only Ben could think up such bits of complete and utter genius.
Yahtzee's videos have so much fucking Dead To Rights: Replayability
Oh god, I put the video in 0.5 speed. Yahtzee sounds cripplingly drunk o.O
+TotalAnimeFreak456 Thank you. This has made my day
Wonder what happened with the love song girl at the end of the video.
Happened with her in what way?
Are you asking if she actually did the song? She did, just search 'Rebecca Mayes Muses' and it'll be the first option.
Or are you asking what happened to her in general? She doesn't work for the Escapist anymore
MasonicMassacre Man she sucked at it though, so glad Miracle of sound is there now.
this happened: /watch?v=9JX7I2X-3B4
I'm oh so Dead to Rights: Relieved that Yahtzee Dead to Rights: Relayed his experiences with this game.
My body Dead to Rights: Refused to stop laughing until my Dead to Rights: Relatives came by to yell at me for disturbing their Dead to Rights: Repose. I tried to calm down the laughter, but unfortunately, thinking of the Mad Ocelot God made me Dead to Rights: Resume.
Well, make sure you get some Dead to Rights: Rest.
You know if you treat Dead to rights as a Comedy, it's pretty funny. Slowbeef's lets play proved that. Now that's not really a point in the game's favor as it tries to be serious, but it's worth mentioning I think.
Dead to Rights?
Robbie Norris Yeah just stop and think about it. Jack and Shadow, Psychotic buddy-cop film. I admit I am pretty twisted, but I still think it works better as a comedy than something to be taken seriously.
Skullhawk13 aw, you botched my stupid retsupurae joke... But the game sounds fun, but I never played it.
This is a Dead to Rights: Really good video.
Best quote is from is gun "BANG!"
I was really surprised by this game. The fact that the "Best cop in the city" routinely shoots out unarmed suspect`s kneecaps and then shoots them several times in the head while they plead for mercy makes me wonder what a bad cop is like.
Obligatory "Just turn on the news" joke goes here.
@@derekquigley5816 Boy the last ten years have been depressing, haven't they?
My Dad is getting old, he is now Dead to Rights: Retired
Ride to Hell: Retribution's prequel looks awesome!
Play the original "Dead to Rights" on the first Xbox. Now, that was a good game!
Ah, the origin of a low-key great running gag.
Recidivism:
1. Repeated or habitual relapse, as into crime.
2. Psychiatry. The chronic tendency toward repetition of criminal or antisocial behavior patterns.
I am inspired to learn kenw things from Yahtzee.
On 3/13/13, at 12:18 AM MST, I found a Zero Punctuation review I hadn't seen.
Its the little things in life
the funny part of this game was that Jack Slate kept putting on this bullshit badass attitude, but his dog was the really badass one
One of yahtzes best dead to rights reviews
who's the bint at the end? I didnt catch her name, I was too busy staring at the guitar hero guitar XD
3:29
Gotta say, I wish there was a "press X to revive" option to revive dogs IRL.
:(
It would be a real Dead to Rights: Relief.
Still my favorite review
I was dead to rights: rolling on the floor at this review
NO!!!!!! GOD@!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#SAINTNIGEL NO
saint nigel
You tried. And you failed.
saint nigel
Dead to Rights: rewatch the video. The Dead To Rights:Recurring pattern is that the word after Dead to Rights starts with RE. No need to get discriminatory just because people called you out on it.
Linosek279 fine maybe I was off the mark and maybe I did lose my temper a bit quickly. It was a long day and the light was too bright and my fictional son has started identifying as a watermelon. apologies to all, I'll try harder next time
I've never heard of this game outside of this video, but this is definitely one of his funniest reviews.
"Something dog" is the best thing I have ever heard of anything ever.
and now I need to look up "Rebecca Mayes Muses".
I actually thought this was ride to hell retribution and the title was him making fun of it
How strange... I quite liked DTR1, couldn't care less for 2, and then really enjoyed DTR:R. It isn't supposed to be intelligent, it's just fun. It has some weird balance issues (as did the first) but the gunplay and melee fighting is satisfying and quick-paced and it's been a while since a game has made me grin the way I do when you disarm someone, pulling them down with the gun, only for them to raise back up to punch/run away only to have a nice 9mm blasted through their forehead :D It's the ultimate "And that's what you get for hiding, bitch!" If only you could do that in multiplayer games :| Campers everywhere.
Also, I adore kicking over cover. That helps avoid those BS duck hunt moments where you can't pop-up for a millisecond without having to wait 20 secs for regenerating health.
pre-order? no because I didn't know about it but I bought the audiobook on itunes about 2 weeks ago, loved it!
my favorite bit - ".. where pain is God and Jack Slate is pope!
dogs have great senses of smell, which might explain the seeing through walls thing.
HIS FREAKING HAT!! AND CREAM EGGS!! Mebbe the phrase "Green Spleen Submarine!""
Ocelot god...
Now you're talkin!
I wonder if "Jack Slate" in this game is a reference to Last Action Hero.
The "woof" gets me every time.
Rebecca mayes:I am writing a love song about Yahtzee.
(In the no more heroes 2:Desperate struggle video)
Yahtzee:I better express disapproval so I don't get stabbed by Rebecca mayes.
Guess it didn't work out well with the 2.
A cd containing 80's glam rock and weird al music in mongolian, is found. You must then fight your way up a bell tower to play the cd in a cd player made of chocolate to return the residents to normal and save the day before moving on.
Forgot to make my payments, now my car is getting Dead to Right: Reposed
I think Tera Online has something like that. With a pug as the berserk class. I call it the 'pugzerker'.
This review might be one of Yahtzee's Kanye Best.
I never noticed the guy on the boxart getting a doofy expression when Yahtzee says "dumb" at the end.
5:17Dead To Rights: Rebecca Mayes
an alternate version of the vietnam war where the viet kong are all stage magicians and furries and the american soldiers are all clowns with comically over sized inflatable hammers, and one where blackbeard and his crew are all vampires where in each history you must fight the way to the leader of each enemy faction through waves of enemies until you fight each leader
Okay, I've gotten several suggestions like this, and I should point out that what I actually mean is a non-anthro animal. I think Okami comes closer to what I meant.
I'm gonna quote you every time I need a witty comment for any gam with such a takedon mechanic
i keep on dead to rights returning to these videos
Iv'e watched at least 100 of these videos and I want to go to bed. BUT I CANT! HE'S TOO DAMN FUNNY!
This is going to be the greatest fight in the history of ever.
In essence, yes.
One: that's not a canine. Two: that's an anthropomorphic raccoon, so it doesn't count.
I like to think of the credits as a continue screen but instead of scrambling for quarters im looking for a video on the right I haven't seen.
Also, the removal of Longshoreman X was unforgivable.
Time for a Dead to Rights:Replay!
Delivery is Everything.
I'm ashamed to say, the end made me giggle like a school girl
The next five levels take place in different alternate histories including a version of d-day where american soldiers rode into battle on giant squirels and wielded laser guns and the nazi's were sentient banana's, john wilkes booth failed to assassinate lincoln because he is actually a robot who is now on a rampage, an alternate version of the revolutionary war where soldiers fought on the backs of raptors,
This is the best review he ever made. Completely seamless and with more jokes than benny fucking hill
I sooooo need to Dead to Rights: Return to my homework now . . .
the woof caught me off guard
Depends on if the adult content filter was working properly.
Maybe dead to rights: redundant
The Jurassic Park one, because A: It's more recognisable, and B: Playing as a tiny, turkey sized fluffy canary raptor, is alot less satisfying than playing as a large, scaly intimidating death raptor.
yes
I'm a bit surprised that he didn't mention the fact that it becomes futuristic half way through the game for no reason at all....
I can so see Longshoreman X in a formal suit.
of course. i wasnt complaining
I watched 82 in one sitting, when I get addicted, I do it properly :3
My biggest complaint was that LongshoremanX never made a re-appearance.
I liked the quote "BANG PUNCH BANG PUNCH BANG PUNCH WOOF!!!"
How about that?
I ...cant ... stop ... watching
Thanks.
that was a very nice Dead to Rights REvieuw
baby sandwich. its funny because he says "Morally questionable" It reminds me of "A Modest Proposal"
Maybe they should make a game with only the dog. I'd play that
Show of hands, who wants a stealth-based game in which you play a dog/wolf/fox or other manner of canine?
I liked this game. Sure, it's clichéd, goofy and does nothing new at all but it's still fun.
I'd personally prefer a stealth based game in which you play as a Velociraptor, that way you coud bite, claw and maul your way through waves of enemy soldiers. Also it could have a Metal Gear 3 - esque feature where in you have to eat to small animals or people's scrotums to heal and survive.
And the bosses could be increasingly larger dinosaurs which have to dispatched by climbing on them and biting their weakpoints ala Shadow of the Colussus.
who when defeated gives you a piece of a map to where jim carrey is controling a giant magnifying glass to roast tiny marshmellow people, and you must defeat him..
3:23 sums up fallout 4
Nice work!
Why does Jack Slate look like John DeFoe when he puts the sack on?
Trivia: The people's republic of madbodia shown in this video is an actual country called Niger
Trivia: +Lorem Ipsum beat you to it.
Trivia: Served
well then allow me to make that dead to rights: remark